Let's Play Pazzon - 2 - Backfire

[hypergunkid]

I don't think the plot means anything. I think it's just an excuse to make the gameplay style make sense.

[Summerwhat]

What happens if you get hit by the pink things?

[boblabon]

The games you chose to play remind me of a recent South Park episode where the kids write a horrible book but everyone thinks it's amazing because of all the "sub-text".

[LeeLaz2008]

THEY ARE EVIL! (Well, at least the priest died, he ATE the others!)

[clonetrooper250]

I am confused. Please tell me I am not the only one.

[l3onez1]

The protagonist turns to Anarchism?

Well no matter what this games moral is, the game is awesome.

[shadowbolt96]

Remember kids, if other have different beliefs than you, don't get mad.

Just research them!

Until there are no survivors.

[otakuofanime]

hmmm, i allways thought that president looked like the floating head of an elderly woman with pink hair...

[TheKaBLAMshow]

I love the style of games you play!!

[TheCyberios]

Are you a bad enough dude to lazer the presidents?

[candygirl173]

Well. That was completely pointless. Hooray for lasers and religious cannabalism!!

[FRANC30000]

Maybe the moral is: "if you eat weird creatures, they will come back and kill you"

[ChazFoxMCR]

Alright, not quite what I expected. I was expecting the priest to eat your character too since he already had blue eyes (like the converted creatures) since the start. But this ending is equally absurd, so it's all good.

[hornylink]

Ah DC, only you would quote Greek(?) assassins in your LP videos.

[poisonouslead85]

@hornylink John Wilkes Boothe said the same phrase when he shot Lincoln.

[stevegauch]

...

*looks at date added list*

theres... more right? This was just a demo, the real game isn't done yet right?

...

WHAT WAS THE POINT?!!!!

... the left side of head just deflated... ow.

[nightomen01]

That was a strange game

[Pocketim]

Uhh... what did I just watch? xD

[hl2og]

This game is wrong in sooo many ways...

[NotSoCurrentStuff]

.....your commentary is really the only thing that will keep me from having nightmares about this game.this very,very...very disturbing game...

[DeceasedCrab]

To all you damn hippies with your "This game has a subtext and meaning" claptrap:

Shut up. I hate you.

[Slaanash]

@DeceasedCrab You're too subtle, DC, you need to be more direct.

[Hoyrrh]

So religious army was born to protect them from the cult, except the generals had the second idea and took the organization for themselves. Then, continued on the butcher the official governments and international community.

Communism?!?!?! (what?)

[SakaiXYuji]

this is a little simmilar to what happened multiple times in history.. o.o

[BaneTK]

Wow...that was just...stunning o_O

[Impy939]

DC do you only do oldish games???

[VinegarEater]

to Impy939:

To my knowledge, this game isn't actually that old. Nor are a lot of his others.

[Pladicus]

Statement on people forcing paralells into games?

PROBABLY NOT = D

[Cloaytonem2]

already? aww...

[barrusDemonPlucker]

drugs and video games don't mix when will we learn

[xXKirbyPwnage223]

I for one think- BZZT LAZERED!

[lopolo42]

The moral is a very antitheist one, but, sadly, a very real one.

I can't quite put it into words, but it's essentially saying that all it takes is one corrupt person in power to ruin things for his own world as well as other peoples' worlds, and that there's no quicker way for a corrupt person to gain power than organized religion.

[TheToast7]

You realize what you just said, right? You said that cannibalism and religion are the same thing.

[clendeblen]

that's one hungry priest...-.-'

[EvilWeavaloid]

I don't get the game ......

[Nando83p]

What an interesting game. First time I've watched your videos. Great job!!! Laughed quite a few times with those laser firing things.

[slorgmasterrox]

what

the

crap?

[DimJim12]

What I think this game is about is an innocent person hired by the higher-ups to meet a priest, who wants to convert people. However, the whole system is corrupt and the converted are killed. After this, the main character and a few others rise up to rebel, killing all the people who forced him to do this.

There's some meaning, something to do with rebellion. When I played this I found it, but I forgot...

[SolarVampire]

Heavy Weapons Priest needs more converts for sandvich. NOM NOM NOM. OM. NOM.

[cilesKillikAzer]

peter gabriel solo, or peter gabriel Genesis?

[orangenorth]

I see the moral in this until the end....

[BygPhattyPlus]

Well, that just didn't make sense....

[gknodle]

Comparative Religion: Words of Worship

Christianity: AMEN

Hinduism: OM

Pazzonism: NOM NOM NOM

[Mirroar]

That was... anticlimactic. Oh well.

[Octary]

This is a very nice game. It's short but I thought it was awesome. I really like that the Priest has you convert and kill the little guys, only for the raging laser cousins to kill all of them. The real moral is don't feed people to priests for no reasons. Especially your friends. :(

[ninjaman94]

What the duck was that?!

[Dracolix]

yay...updated on my b'day.

How scary, but an interesting game I must say.

[Chimpywashere]

That was it? How random?

[SiilverGoat]

Since you put this let's play in the miscellaneous playlist, it means that you were serious about this game being over.

This was a weird game, more even than Eversion (a game that I can at least make a theory about what the heck was it about)

[genshouthedeliverer]

......

What the heck just happened? o_O

[TotalSimpleton]

'I play indie games and listen to what the horrible monsters tell me to do.'

Story of my life.

[TotalSimpleton]

You know, DC, I totally could have already finished this game. I TOTALLY could have.

But I was too impatient with that glutton of a priest to do all that.

[hornylink]

Sic semper evello mortem Tyrannis

[SenatorJimDeath]

Well, isn't that steam in your eyes? it looks like the red rain fell down like a sledgehammer up on that Solsbury hill... big time.

[underthepale]

What the hell is this?

Cactus has inspired too many indie designers, I swear...

[cattouchdis]

short game and it is definetly a wtf game

[SuprJen]

"Is all this violence necessary?"

...Says the guy who giggled with glee while juggling Komato with a Shredder.

[Vordox85]

That wasn't Violence, that was a hobby, I think for DC atleast. :P

[AlariusAlastor]

Alright. Well. Onward to better things.

[ILIKECEREALX]

...That was it?

[sloththemighty]

Boy I dislike that song, but the visuals draw me in like a black hole crack whore.

[terence1m1]

Moral, of the game/story Don't Eat DC's friends or else you'll get shot by Lasers.

[MaestroIncognito]

o_O weird.....Are the heaven smile behind all this?

ANARCHY!!!!!

[DarkWolfe1]

O_O. That was the weirdest ending ever. But we all know that if this was the end, you wouldn't be playing this game at all.

[DeceasedCrab]

What.

[DarkWolfe1]

Well, what I mean is, if this was the ending, then this wouldn't be much of a game. For something like Hero 3D, it makes more sense that its just continuous with no end. But this ending is just a bit weird for me. Two videos and the game is done? There has to be more.

[DeceasedCrab]

Wow. You guys are uppity.

[DarkWolfe1]

...Wait. Seriously? That IS the end?!?! O_O

[Chworktap]

You guys should check out Illegal Communication. This ending has /nothing/ on it.

[SolAtomizer]

Oh ye of little faith, where has your trust in Deceased Crab fled to?

Also don't speak for me.

[Akhiloth]

Evil president treachery? I'm sure I've seen this somewhere else.

[D4rkZer0]

. . . that's it ? no there is something else plz .... some secret .... a sector Z or an hell temple with an evil priest ...damn man ... it hurt !

[ZogJhones]

the priest allready is evil x_x

[MegamanOtaku41]

Well that was interesting.

[slb1900000]

This sense no making.

[jumpmansbro]

...the hell? Over already? Well, after a long game like Iji, it's to be expected to kick back for a breather.

[Ballisticgoat]

i can tell just from looks that i would hate to play this game. i dont like it where things are jst random looking shapes it just doesnt appeal to me.... and neither does the violence

[DeceasedCrab]

......violence is good though.

[Orangesoda19]

violence makes me cry.

they go pew pew, i go boo-hoo.

:'(

[MouseyWithPower]

Huzzah for violence!

[Ballisticgoat]

but theres too much!!! if this game was rated it would be adults only!!! fat priests eating innocent creatures? giant presidents shooting pink squares? lazers? so much violence!!!

[crjohn323]

Social commentary games confuse me

[Amperschwa]

Secret endings, maybe?

Naah..

Game flowed a little too slow.

[ThisisTyr]

That was a bit anticlimactic .. but Jesse Venbrux is still awesome, and this is a quirky but enjoyable game.

[KilobyteBrain]

Wait

what

[kawaiininjakat]

Jesse Venbrux never ceases to amaze me.

[ScionofCreed]

I was expecting some sort of civil war thing with you leading the converted heathens to keep from being sacrificed to whatever god these priest eat people for.

[RossiHicksfield]

What the heck is this about?

[OniLinkMaster666]

I sense a Hero 3D situation here.

On a somewhat related note, I think DeceasedCrab is a cool guy, eh? Introduces me to many indie games and doesn't afraid of.....well, yeah. Stopping the stupid meme there before DC makes a "That meme is awful." comment.

[DeceasedCrab]

Doesn't afraid of Octopi (he's dealt with them).

[FisheyStix]

That was a thing that happened. That's all I could scrounge up to think about this game.

[peter121212121]

ok that was really short are you doing your next game today?

[puretay]

That made no sense.

I get the impression that's the point.

[JanusHoW]

Short game was short.

[lad1555]

What?

[Mechagorillazor]

That was anticlimactic. The creator could have drawn this out to be a great game with an interesting story, but it looks like he just got bored or lazy and gave up. It's a shame too, it had so much potential but it just fell short.

[JFJD]

What is it you have done?! You are an agent! Yet you destroy it all! We knew the presidents would be died.. .. .. but not by an agent! This is not what I expected from! You are fired! Now got lost!

[killemallnow123098]

wait.....

what just happened?

XD

[Shintai123]

I smiled when the priest got killed with lazers.

[SolAtomizer]

With its intriguing color scheme, simple play mechanics, mysteriously concise messages from characters, and all-around oddness, I feel that this game is proof that a game doesn't need to be incredibly long to be completely enjoyable. Hats off to Jesse Venbrux!

[pimpboy75]

That was quick.

[chris1120101]

Wait, Jesse Vanbrux made another game I know, called "you probably Won't Make it."

[DeceasedCrab]

I prefer "You Made It".

[Madamluna]

It's more optimistic.

[brashup2]

That's... rather odd. Kind of an abrupt ending if you ask me.

[CorryJm]

the moral is that forcefully converting people leads to war and violence! I feel so learned

[SmashQueen]

:/ Why couldn't it be longer? It seemed fun. Please be a sequel!!

[Kijikun]

That was....different

[LiamHoganProductions]

....What?

[TheHelldragon]

The moral of this story:

(snorts a line)

[doppleganger4827]

Jumping on those 7 converted creatures' heads was my favorite part. I kept searching around for secret messages or something, but to no avail. Poor presidents, if they didn't creep the hell out of me, I'd feel sorry about their laser assassination.

[ujusgotpwnd]

It seemed like it was going to be longer since they were introducing the new types of...things...but it ended. That was weird.

[DrakeNightwing]

O_o;;

....ooooh....kaaaay....

And here I half-expected it to turn into some other horror-themed game, like Eversion or something. This was just...completely out from left field.

Interesting. That's all I can say about it, really.

[shiroma3084]

It can't be... is this the end?

[jamesbondgeek1]

Misuse of the Null Driver: This game.

[AlexandervonKoopa]

That's what happens when you fire the Null Driver at the Moon Crystal, which is a serious misuse of both.

[tehgamer1]

But what about killing Clown Dog Showtime Clap Clap with the Skimpy Swimsuit?

[Vordox85]

*eyetwitch*

I thougth I've seen enough horrors for a lifetime.

Now I'll have horror after my afterlife. thank you. :P

That was indeed a ....very weird short game. O.o

[InsanityTechie]

So you're firing the Null Driver at Clown Dog KABOOM Clap Clap (Scrambler is on), which is misusing the Moon Crystal and wearing the Skimpy Swimsuit? This is what happens

[LchanOtakudom]

...it hurts...

[dbdMAXbdb]

is there another ending or something?

[Jadriam]

The presidents were assassinated by lasers. Then the game ended.

......kay.

[zaperatus]

Only two video's to capture it all? You weren't joking about it being short.

[PhearTheNinja]

Wait... what??? That was it? That didnt even make sense!!! 0_o

...I so confuzzled...

[odinod1990]

A very...interesting game.

Is there nothing at all beyond that?

If so, and it's just supposed to be a strange and abstract game, then it succeeded in my eyes.

[Jigglysaint]

Lasers are why forcing people to convert is not a healthy idea.

[MaryxG]

IT DID PICK UP! YEAH! Poor presidents, though.

[GARBLEFLARG]

What an unusual game.

[Rainhawk777]

Kinda short but still cool.

[Xalimdor]

Wait.. what..

I was hoping for some kind of plot twist.. but not one like that. Oh my.. I'm so confused.. I guess I'll just convert some floating guys and eat them. =|

[LadyMiaow]

I. What. Grghhsg.

Logic error. Rebooting.

[jebustheantichrist]

that was weirdly amazing...

[InsanityTechie]

Your guy is pretty much powerless, The lasers did it! They did it all! blame them! Your guy just walks from place to place following orders and overthrows the government entirely by accident.

[bokkoo]

What just happened?

[DeceasedCrab]

Was... someone standing directly behind me?

[kkslider555]

well that was quick!

[karatekid2134]

what were those laser things?

[SnakeyZedd]

Oh my lord...

[Starbound2]

What is it about this game that reminds me of Mondo Agency?

[TiegonBerry]

I enjoyed this game's style.

[ProVsCon]

DC is a Terrorist! What with all this illegal hyper-realistic footage of killing presidents!

[KabukiDood]

Um... wow.

Indie games! Doing their part to leave dumbfounded expressions on the player since 2003.

[jamatthews]

What is it with you and killing Presidents? You know the Agency is going to fire you again...

[DeceasedCrab]

Well that's unfortunate.

[LordQuadros]

Of course there's a moral: Don't convert people to Beingeatenanity. Eventually, they'll evolve into laser creatures and kill the Presidents.

Or something like that.

[Madamluna]

I think every game should be more like Pazzon.

[GameSlayer007]

Wait, what?!

[JacobX89]

Where are you finding these games?!

[g0mmyg0mmyg0m]

This is definitely Jesse Venbrux's weirdest game. And he's done some weird games.

[Bladedlightning]

Wow. I wish I could convert laser people to my side. Parking would no longer be a burden.

Just pick one badly parked car and watch it disintegrate.

[NewColdness]

Dude... wait, what?

[NoMoreSanity]

That's it? I'm confused now.

[AogRidir]

It's clearly a message in disguise... Don't eat springy peace-loving creatures and you won't get laser'd.

[Unicronomicon]

I knew there was something at the back of my mind for this, and someone confirmed it in the last video that I am not alone. This slightly reminds me of a Muncher acid trip, and the priest might as well be a Troggle. Welcome to Heathen Munchers!

[TrueSoreThumb]

Wait, what happens if you try to go through the portal without converting the three laser 'people' ?

[StarShiranui]

Probably doesn't let you go through the portal.

[LaZodiac]

I'm pretty sure you can't go through the portal without converting everyone.

[Mrvort]

That's a pretty weird game... Although at this point I guess saying so is redundant.

[Phlebas99]

Wait.

What?

I'm so confused...fun game though

[TrueSoreThumb]

I feel like a better person just having watched you play this game, and learned its moral.

No, wait. No moral.

EMO FOREVER :(

[goronhead]

well, that was odd.

[RedDarmah]

What the hell is this game?!

[monopside]

well that was pointless.

[Seishinbunretsusho]

You're haunted by Peter Gabriel music, too? Man, I feel so sorry for you- Shock the Monkey has been preventing me from sleeping for years now

[Introbulus]

Wait...that's it?

That was...short. o.o

[Broodlord777]

so if your hungry make a religious cult now i get it

[outcastorange]

It improves its grammar now!

[darkueki]

Obviously the story here is easy. The priest was trying to cure cancer, very wrongly. So the guy got the cure to curing cancer and gave everyone cancer. The End.

This game is like Mondo Medicals and Eversion mixed together. It scares and thrills me!

[jasonsgroovemachine]

That's an interesting way to start my day.

[buster42]

Well that was short. But unique.

And there is a moral: Don't try to convert people to your beliefs, or you get lasered in the face.

[VonHaltzer]

I like this game, short but fun.

[Negrenade]

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaan-TASTIC!!

[SFMZero]

I have no comment.

oh wait, damnit.

Well as long as I'm commenting I think I'll say that if there's some kind of message to this game I totally missed it.

[DeceasedCrab]

At least you didn't try to construe some sort of weird opinionated message out of it.

[VxJasonxV]

Wait, you mean we're /not/ supposed to construe the fact that crusades are dumb and wrong and people must go against everything bestowed upon them in the name of a religious, crusade, belief, or otherwise?

My shallow fabric is ruined. CURSE YOU PAZZON!

[teath123]

Wait, wait, wait, wait...That was it?!

Ahah, funny little game.

[Kryppuk]

Er... what?

[djKanda]

.... that made no sense whatsoever.

Press space.

[ConcealRise]

He would end it here.

He would end everything.

He took control of a triad of laser bits.

He used them to genocide the Trampolines.

He used them to murder the Priest.

He used them to topple the Presidents, one, two,... three.

As the Lamp President fell, and everything started going dark, Plug Guy wondered: "Will I dream?"

He caught a glimpse of giant words forming before they dissappeared into the background.

[solhsa]

If I happen to make a game and would like you to check it out, what would you want me to do?

[DeceasedCrab]

I would want you to leave me alone. I almost never play or LP a game based on an author's recommendation. There are rare exceptions where I've beta tested or done voice work. But most "LP my game" requests go unheeded. If a game is good enough to LP, I will hear about it from word of mouth. As for just playing, it depends on the game.