@christiancoker1 Actually, I don't give a flying fuck about religion. I have considered the possibility of the lack of a deity. I think that it was put best in the film "Dogma", that ideas are much better than beliefs because they can be discussed and changed. Gotta love George Carlin playing a Catholic Priest. :p
@06galoen The music in the video is by the band Mortification. You can probably by DVDs of the Metalocalypse TV series and their albums online or at various retail shops.
@InsaneGuyX First off, I'm a dike. Second, I'll die when my time comes. In that sense, everyone must die because that is just how the cookie crumbles.
why is this song on the this video this is supposed to be the the coffee jingle and yes dethklok curses in alot of there songs and a shit load on the show boo hoo for you infact in on of there songs i beleive he says im a rocket a roman candle a fucking missle on its way to hell :D its in laser cannon deth sentence but they curse in other songs too
im a chirstan but i dont wanna hear about it in my DETH METAL. also the church has fabracated those belifes to justifie countless atrosites though out history. im what would be called in medevil times a "heritic" or "convert"
@dgmetalhead If you read through the comments, do you see me agreeing with any of the atrocities perpetrated by the Church? I am one of the biggest believers in the First Amendment of the US Constitution, in that state-run religions are ALWAYS full of fail.
dethklok is not christian. christian religion and story's is all bullshit and plagerism do some research people and that wasn't even the right song that was supposed to be the dunkin hills coffee jingle you all suck
so in in the words of skqizgar you are all dildos
ps christian rock, metal well anything christian sucks
If Jesus really should have lived and was anything like the person most christians believe he was, then he should have been disemboweled, castrated and his genitals and entrails burned instead of nailed to the cross.
@skald9 I don't get it. I think Jesus would've been a cool cat. His "followers" have caused a lot of problems, and that was when Christianity became the state religion of Rome. As soon as Constantine mixed Christianity with Roman Paganism.
jesus was nots evens borns in decembers... kind of irrelevants buts i finds it interesting. he was borns arounds july, august, september... The holiday Christmas was invented to cover up the pagan holiday of the winter solstice, which christians thought to be sinfuls. if you dont's believe me, then thinks about this......... in december in jerusalem, it is winter and its cold. In the nativity scene, alls the peoples arounds jesus are wearing robes or summer close. why wear that in winter???
ima christan but only to a level that i hate hate other christan cause they think THEY make the rules!!!!! the bible we have to day is FAKE!!!!! the last copy of the real one is with the pope!!!!!!
If it brings people to Christ Jesus then it is positive. I see allot of "christians" here saying bad words. Dethklok as far as I know doesn't say bad words in there lyrics.
@XxbufferingsxksxX There are no "dirty" words in the Hebrew language. As such, it makes no sense that there are so many people who frown on the usage of certain words, but are perfectly okay with supporting death and destruction across the globe.
@musicmagelynn Animals kill each other.. If murder is done upon defense then it does make it ok. Now you probably still dont agree. Now I just killed a loved one of yours> now here is a gun. whats your next move.
@XxbufferingsxksxX Animals kill for food. If I though that was wrong, I'd be a vegetarian... but I likes me some red meat. Now, my next move is this: I report you to the police, and give them all the information I have. When they catch you, I implore the judge to keep you in prison to rot for the rest of your life to contemplate how horrible it is to end a human life.
@musicmagelynn it's called "unclean lips" in the bible and the specific language changes from generation to generation. It was never okay to support death and destruction across the globe. There was 1 commandment of genocide within the borders of Israel against people so perverted that they had sex with animals and burned their children alive in the name of their religion. That genocidal commandment ended with coming of the messiah.
Well, in "Dethharmonic," Brendon says "In the form of income tax, I'd rather take a f$#%ing axe to my face, blow up this place, with all you in it, I'll do it in a minute."
@XxbufferingsxksxX Um, Dethklok curses ALOT on their songs and in Metalocalypse, but they're more centered around death, destruction, suffering and violence.
@idontplayamusic What truth? Your misguided opinions about what is metal and what is not do not have any bearing on truth that there are some Jesus metal bands that are just f'n' awesome.
@idontplayamusic Dude, metal is a genre of music, which is to say that it is categorized mainly by it's instrumentation and overall sound. The lyrical content has little to do with that sort of classification.
Consider this: There are countless sub-genres of metal that include themes like Arthurian legend, Norse mythology, the classical pantheon, and so on. Read the fucking Bible. There is a lot of shit in there that would inspire some pretty epic metal.
@idontplayamusic The Door can! "the Door can see in to your mind...the Door can see in to your soul!" Charlie: "really? the door can do that?" Unicorns: "No. hahaha"
Jesus was of middle eastern descent, lived over 200 years ago and was a carpenter. So if you think logically, he would have had a tanned complexion, he would have been physically fit, and quite robust, and because of the nature of a carpenter's work and the climate of the environment many of these men had short/shaved heads - hence Jesus being known to have long(er) hair, simply because it wasn't as short as other's...
uhm.. learn a bit please... Jesus isn't his name.. it's Yshua, and translated to Greek, would be Joseph.., he existed 2000 years ago... his last name isn't Christ, since Mary and Joseph's last name wasn't "Christ". "Christ" is Aramaic for "Savior" so, in reality, you're praying to the wrong person for salavation.. you should be praying to "Joseph the Savior".. Isn't religion fun?
No! This is foolish. The writers of Zeitgeist cite no sources for any of it's ridiculous claims, moreover, the languages they claim to be translating are being translated incorrectly. Therefore, you should do some real research (with books and not crappy internet videos).
Huh. I had respect for BIll Maher because he actually seemed to have integrity. 'twould appear that he is no better than the ones who wrote Zeitgeist.
Meh. I let the ones that I like through about once a month. I'm not one for censorship, but after a thousand of the same old "God isn't real, atheists are the best, Jesus isn't metal" BS, it gets kinda old.
Yes. Bubble wrap is metal. There was a time I scared the fuch out of some of my unit while I was in Iraq. A buddy of mine had ordered a guitar and equips online, and it came in a shit-ton of bubble wrap. I borrowed his M-249 while he got the bubble wrap ready to pop, and we ran through the tents pretending to shoot people, while laughing maniacally. So, yes, you are right. Bubble wrap can be metal.
No, Jesus just isn't metal. Odin might be Metal, Ares might be Metal, but if I could make a list of deities that are Metal, Jesus and his message of lovey-dovey kindness just wouldn't fit.
I must disagree. His entire message was one meant to shatter the eastablishment of the time. It was a message that made people angry, often to the point where they would try to kill him. Yet, through it all, he kept pressing onward. That is metal.
@MiyasmaTube Jesus: "Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother ... he who does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it." Sound lovey-dovey to you? Who will remember your name in 2000 years?
I agree with musicmagelynn.. The lovey dovey limp dick youre thinking of is Budha... Jesus was metal as metal can be! He was fucking CRUSIFIED!! how metal is that???!!!
@musicmagelynn Preach it! And don't forget the gore. He was tortured, nailed to a cross, and finally impaled with a spear, went to Hell, kicked Satan's ass, ripped off his stuff (keys to hell), came back to earth . . . and inspired awesome bands like Mortification. Not to mention the long hair. JESUS PERSONIFIES METAL!!!! Metal is not about grabbing your ankles for Satan? Metal is about strength, code, and refusal to conform . . . Oh yeah, and gore
Ah... Northern Lights... that was an awesome sampler. It was where Extol got there start. Some people who call themselves metalheads just don't know their history.
i hate the fact that some of the best metal bands of all time have been cheapened to either being unknown to modern fans of metal, or WAY to mainstream to the point where the subculture disintegrates, in short, i guess 2 obvious exampls would be like Sepultura, and (sigh) Metallica
Albert Einstein proved god when he made the nuclear bomb, proving E=MC squared, how mass at rest=Energy, which god told the jews over 4000 years ago that he is ENERGY itself, and everything is made OF HIM, and he later told the newly founded Christians it over 2000 years ago, so can anyone explain how we knew this over 4000 years ago.? but we just learned it as FACT in the 20th century!?!?!!!!!!!!!!! this discussion should be over, if not then your as blind as AL GORE
Since the bible says only women are allowed to have long hair does this mean jesus was a girl? In fact he or she um it?! was probably black too wow how ironic jesus was the two things evangelical Christians hate the most ftw
As a transgender individual, I see God/dess in a not-so-gender-centric way. God is an entity that encompasses both and neither gender simultaneously, going beyond the lines and boxes society tries to put people in. As a Christian, this forces me to look past the fictional lines drawn by humankind, and love my neighbor as myself no matter who they are or where they've been in life, even if they claim to be my enemy.
I believe the old testament says that men are to not cut the hair from the sides of their face nor the top of their head; then, paul says that long hair on men is not alright (contradiction much?). As for Jesus of Nazareth, no one knows what he looked like, probably looked Arabic, seeing that he was of a Hebraic lineage. Evangelicals don't hate long hair on guys nor black people. There have been famous Evangelical men/boys that had long hair, and there are black people in evangelical churches.
The time of the Torah and the Apostle Paul were very different. Paul spent a lot of time in Europe, while the books of the law that are the Torah were written while Moses and the Isrealites were wandering in the desert. They were two very different times in very different places. I'm sure Paul had a reason for telling men that it was a shame to have their head covered, however, I'm not going to try to enforce that because it's not my place and I don't have a "why?" answered for it.
samson never cut his hair. His bitch did it while he slept to betrayed him. his eyes were cur out and he was tormented but in the end he grew back his hair and used his strength to collapes the pillars of the court killing himself and all of his tormenters as well.... brutal and definatly metal!
Tokki Jesus??? LOL! no way the Bible says Jesus had a hair of wool it was curly or wavy and also it's a disgrace for men to have long hair like a woman. Also Jesus isn't white he is a Middle Eastern Israeli Jew. So he had a tan. But eh that is funny.
You pose a very interesting point, Mr./Ms. of Blood. However, we have no way of knowing what Jesus looked like, exactly. I know he probably wasn't pale and pretty like a large amount of Catholic art makes him out to be. On the point of long hair, there are many good Christian males that have long hair. If you try to tell them to cut it, they'll laugh in your face.
And anyone who has studied art of old from Catholic churches knows that Jesus was originally portrayed that way because they wanted him to be as beautiful as possible, beautiful by the standards at the time.. Sad how people 600 years ago knew that he probably didn't look like that but people these days can't handle him not looking pale and effeminate.
I know that Jesus didn't look pale and/or effeminate. He walked damn near everywhere he went, and did not have a specific place he called "home". He was one bad mutha.
I actually haven't been on since... Tuesday. Moreover, I'm not a guy. Even furtherover, I don't waste time with thumbs up and/or down on any comment.... 'cept for yours. I'll give you a thumbs down.
@frifrafrey that makes hippies metal. Hippies are not metal. Stabbing hippies is metal. Impaling hippies on giant forks is metal. Cutting the faces off of hippies then feeding them to ravenous dogs is metal. Hippies are not metal. Ergo, long hair is not necessarily metal.
fuck...i hate religious people. without religion i'm almost 100 percent sure our world would be without war. or atleast as much fucking war as we have now...btw im athiest so i welcome the hate mail :)
I dunno. I honestly didn't expect goat to go on as long as he has. He sent me a message claiming that I blocked him. Truth was that he was spamming according to Youtube's programming.
I accept you didn't block me and I also accet that You Tube probably has filters that shut off replies if someone posts a lot. (Like I did). But the content of my replies was hardly "spam".
my appologies on the 14 billion years but you understood what i meant. my basic argument here is that you dont accept anything blindly? you beliving the universe is 4.55 billion years old is the same thing. there is no proof of that only theories, you can ask any collage professor and he will tell you that everything mathmatical and scientific is all just a theory. so you beliving in the science asspect of the history of the universe is the same as any other theory out there.
No, that is NOT accepting something blindly when it is a testable fact with repeatable and demonstrable results. There most certainly IS proof and the word "theory" in scientific circles does NOT mean "guess".
yes it does. and no there is NO proof of the earths age just estimates based on what they think their instraments tell them. but your just ignorant and bias. in an argument you have to look at both sides and weigh them out equally. i personaly dont belive in the cathloic church bullshit sacriments, they use god as an income. i belive more in what martin luther said which is my im lutheran. but beside that im able to look at your side of the story and combine it as we are right about the universe
Funny how you call me ignorant when you're wrong, as in incorrect, and so very obviously ignorant as to how those instruments work and how the data collected from them is interpreted. Instead of leveling a label like "bias" on me, or call ME ignorant, perhaps you should further your own education?
OF COURSE there is no proof of how the universe in it's current incarnation started, but there IS evidence, and enough of it to formulate working theories - which again does NOT mean "guesses". A scientific theory is an explanation that is consistent with 100% of ALL known facts and is contradicted by ZERO known facts. If so much as ONE testable fact stands in contrast to a theory, it must be thrown out. That's why they haven't been.
And what you actually believe the earth is what 4 or 6 thousand years old or however old htose ignorant christians tell you it is?! You have no logic and don't speak of any facts from what I've read of your dumbass posts! So why don't you go get a life and check out some fucking FACTS!!!
You niggas are retarded. Why would you sit on fuckin YouTube arguing about religion. Neither of you are gunna change the others mind. I think everyone has a different prospective of how things came to be and unexplained shit. Truth is no one can prove anything. It's all up to you to belive it or not. Btw God is real, it's just bitch ass greedy people that try to make money off of peoples belifes. Pope can suck my dick.
To deny the existance of a creator, whether that being is an Intelligent Designer or the Yahweh that we know from the Torah, is simply ignorant. There is too much complexity to life as we know it for it to all have happened by chance. The human brain is comprised of some of the most complex chemical compounds in the known universe. Consider that before making such rash claims.
No, to attribute our existence to an invisible man in the sky is not only ignorant, but an appeal to magic rather than reason. Too much complexity for YOU to understand how it could have come to be over 14.3 billion years without a sentient mind behind it perhaps, but just because you can't understand it is no reason to say it's magic.
Also, you actually accuse ME of the "Rash claims"? Wow. Delusional.
How about YOUR claim that there's a supernatural boogyman in the sky who we have to appease to live on after death? Look in the mirror to see the rash claimant.
Well, I haven't really made any rash claims, now have I? I'm not saying that it's some magic man in the sky. I'm just saying that there is a realm of things unseen whether you want to accept it or not. Else, where would our emotions and our reason come from? Chance? Fate? There are no such things. I think Sarah Connor said it best with the words "No fate but what we make.
Of course you've made a rash claim, as have ALL people who put stock in religious claims of human and/or universal origins. You speak of the "unseen realm" and speak condesendingly to me about "whether or not I want to accept it". There will ALWAYS be the unknown, but that does NOT mean it's unknowable nor does it mean it's supernatural. That is a human assumption based on ignorance, hope and fear.
What's more, you stated, and I quote: "Chance? Fate? There are no such things." And then you appeal to a fictional movie. Chance and fate are OPPOSITES. About emotions and reason; humans do not hold a monopoly on either; they are emergent properties of intelligence, which in turn is an emergent property of neurological complexity. Again, EVOLUTION. No sentient mind guiding the process.
So, just out of curiousity, what point are you trying to make? It sounds to me like your just trying to say that you're better than me. And, do you know what? You are. It's simple! You've got me into a corner that I cannot find a way out of, 'cept to say that we have a difference in opinion. If you would look past the mistakes that the human entity that calls itself "the Church" has made, you'd see a different breed of people altogether. You'd see a group that loves their neighbor.
I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm saying the view of reality I hold does not appeal to gods and demons at work in the universe. Religion itself is the problem; born of humanity's greatest strength and weakness all rolled into one: imagination. It's just time for us all to outgrow the monsters under all our beds and live for this one life we can all agree we DO have. If indeed there be a god judging us upon our deaths, we at least can say we did no harm. (But there isn't one).
CHRISTIAN METAL SUCKS DICK and who ever the fuck says tokis jesus in disguise is a fucking dipshit HAIL SATAN
CTHULHU6662043 5 months ago
@christiancoker1 Actually, I don't give a flying fuck about religion. I have considered the possibility of the lack of a deity. I think that it was put best in the film "Dogma", that ideas are much better than beliefs because they can be discussed and changed. Gotta love George Carlin playing a Catholic Priest. :p
musicmagelynn 1 year ago 7
lmao Toki *is* our lord and saviour!
LupinaLycan 1 year ago
i clicked on this video expecting good music and a little bit of comedy. instead i got shit with a side of shit, and an extra helping of shit
BagTheMEAT 1 year ago
@BagTheMEAT So forget you saw it.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
anyone knows the name of this cartoon???
I'd like to watch it xD
I like dethkolk's music a lot...
I think they're a cool deathmetal band...
By the way, they seem so similar to Lamb Of God or Slipknot, but they've got their own style...
06galoen 1 year ago
@06galoen The music in the video is by the band Mortification. You can probably by DVDs of the Metalocalypse TV series and their albums online or at various retail shops.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
Everyone who has posted under me about non-DethKlok related things is a faggot and must die.
InsaneGuyX 1 year ago
@InsaneGuyX First off, I'm a dike. Second, I'll die when my time comes. In that sense, everyone must die because that is just how the cookie crumbles.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
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codomojump 1 year ago
@codomojump No. Just.... no.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
Christian and a metal fan!
CoolChristianKid 1 year ago
JESUS CAN SUCK MY BALLS!
SMITE ME DOWN BITCH! IM WAITING FOR YOU!
mmorpgman101 1 year ago
@mmorpgman101 You make me ashamed to say that I play MMOs.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
you guys are idoits there are a lot of death metal bands that talk about god
KylerDose 1 year ago 5
Jesus = Long hair and a beard. Seems metal if you ask me.
Agnes135 1 year ago 8
ah the bible my favorite work of fiction
DarkQueenEreshkigal 1 year ago
@DarkQueenEreshkigal Ah my Dark Queen, how original you are.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
Skwikjhahasl Sqhjiuadfughe....you know that guy with the X-Plorer...what ever the hell his name is...he's my favorite!
xSCARPIZAx 1 year ago
@xSCARPIZAx Swisgard Swigelf or somesuch. I don't know how to spell it off the top, and I'm too lazy to look it up.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
why is this song on the this video this is supposed to be the the coffee jingle and yes dethklok curses in alot of there songs and a shit load on the show boo hoo for you infact in on of there songs i beleive he says im a rocket a roman candle a fucking missle on its way to hell :D its in laser cannon deth sentence but they curse in other songs too
LargoSama 1 year ago
@LargoSama A.) Punctuation. 2.) Read the video description.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
im a chirstan but i dont wanna hear about it in my DETH METAL. also the church has fabracated those belifes to justifie countless atrosites though out history. im what would be called in medevil times a "heritic" or "convert"
dgmetalhead 1 year ago
@dgmetalhead If you read through the comments, do you see me agreeing with any of the atrocities perpetrated by the Church? I am one of the biggest believers in the First Amendment of the US Constitution, in that state-run religions are ALWAYS full of fail.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
Illuminati show, I've official stopped watching this Mind Control Satanist Garbage.
PainlessTragedy 1 year ago
@PainlessTragedy What the hell does the Illuminati have to do with anything?
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
Actually, Jesus was a gangsta.
shermpinkstaff 1 year ago
@shermpinkstaff Fo' sho'.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
dethklok is not christian. christian religion and story's is all bullshit and plagerism do some research people and that wasn't even the right song that was supposed to be the dunkin hills coffee jingle you all suck
so in in the words of skqizgar you are all dildos
ps christian rock, metal well anything christian sucks
LargoSama 1 year ago
@LargoSama Damn. If only all of us had your insight... just enough insight to READ the VIDEO DESCRIPTION.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
Woops. 240 people missed the like button.
mandithepandi 1 year ago
NO, JESUS IS TOKI IN DISGUISE
SlipKnoTtater 1 year ago
toki is the ringo starr of dethklok... and i love him for it
psycho705 1 year ago
If Jesus really should have lived and was anything like the person most christians believe he was, then he should have been disemboweled, castrated and his genitals and entrails burned instead of nailed to the cross.
skald9 1 year ago
@skald9 I don't get it. I think Jesus would've been a cool cat. His "followers" have caused a lot of problems, and that was when Christianity became the state religion of Rome. As soon as Constantine mixed Christianity with Roman Paganism.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago 138
jesus was nots evens borns in decembers... kind of irrelevants buts i finds it interesting. he was borns arounds july, august, september... The holiday Christmas was invented to cover up the pagan holiday of the winter solstice, which christians thought to be sinfuls. if you dont's believe me, then thinks about this......... in december in jerusalem, it is winter and its cold. In the nativity scene, alls the peoples arounds jesus are wearing robes or summer close. why wear that in winter???
peedro1121 1 year ago
@peedro1121 You have a very good point. I always ruffle the feathers of pseudoChristians when I mention this.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
horrible, dethklok music owns this song.
whowhatwhenwatch 1 year ago 26
@whowhatwhenwatch Mortification came before Dethklok. Without pioneers like Mortification, we wouldn't have funny bands like Dethklok.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago 45
If Toki was Jesus in disguise he wouldn't suck
fuckinogre1 1 year ago
don't mix bad faerie tales with good shows or music.
tcsx888 1 year ago
awsome this is funny
fernaneo 1 year ago
this song is from mortification-scrolls of the megilloth..
shitface800 1 year ago
whoa! I have'nt heard this song in 20 years!
rightsaiddread 1 year ago
toki isnt jesus in disguise non of them dont even beleive in a religion and they dont even care for god
drawmaster13 1 year ago
ima christan but only to a level that i hate hate other christan cause they think THEY make the rules!!!!! the bible we have to day is FAKE!!!!! the last copy of the real one is with the pope!!!!!!
dgmetalhead 1 year ago
every kid has there metal part in him
ED65431 1 year ago
If it brings people to Christ Jesus then it is positive. I see allot of "christians" here saying bad words. Dethklok as far as I know doesn't say bad words in there lyrics.
XxbufferingsxksxX 1 year ago
@XxbufferingsxksxX There are no "dirty" words in the Hebrew language. As such, it makes no sense that there are so many people who frown on the usage of certain words, but are perfectly okay with supporting death and destruction across the globe.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
@musicmagelynn Animals kill each other.. If murder is done upon defense then it does make it ok. Now you probably still dont agree. Now I just killed a loved one of yours> now here is a gun. whats your next move.
XxbufferingsxksxX 1 year ago 11
@XxbufferingsxksxX Animals kill for food. If I though that was wrong, I'd be a vegetarian... but I likes me some red meat. Now, my next move is this: I report you to the police, and give them all the information I have. When they catch you, I implore the judge to keep you in prison to rot for the rest of your life to contemplate how horrible it is to end a human life.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
@musicmagelynn it's called "unclean lips" in the bible and the specific language changes from generation to generation. It was never okay to support death and destruction across the globe. There was 1 commandment of genocide within the borders of Israel against people so perverted that they had sex with animals and burned their children alive in the name of their religion. That genocidal commandment ended with coming of the messiah.
isovelvetgruyere 1 year ago
@XxbufferingsxksxX they do in the Dethalbum II, I forgot their names but atleast 3 songs on that album have cursing in them
AngelSilasTV 1 year ago
@XxbufferingsxksxX lol "im a rocket a FUCKING weapon" "My lawyer FUCKED me"
dethklok aint no christian school bull shit. Im a christ fag but your the type that all the athiest assholes rip on
jacktatter1234 1 year ago
@XxbufferingsxksxX
Well, in "Dethharmonic," Brendon says "In the form of income tax, I'd rather take a f$#%ing axe to my face, blow up this place, with all you in it, I'll do it in a minute."
WheelOfFate456 1 year ago
@XxbufferingsxksxX ahhhaahahaha! omg, sorry, "oh your god", that made me laugh
boomstick900 1 year ago
@XxbufferingsxksxX Um, Dethklok curses ALOT on their songs and in Metalocalypse, but they're more centered around death, destruction, suffering and violence.
TehMattz 1 year ago
@XxbufferingsxksxX uhh yeah they do! look up the lyrics to "face fisted"
CRHAYNES123 1 year ago
@XxbufferingsxksxX because Christianity has done so much good for the world.
spamguy07 1 year ago
@XxbufferingsxksxX i know of at least one instance, in the song dethharmonic
flash19950 1 year ago
@XxbufferingsxksxX You are incorrect.
Overdell 1 year ago
wtf this shit... dont fucking mix dethklok with Christianity fuckface
Exodor1234 1 year ago
@Exodor1234 Okies. I'll get right on that.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
@Exodor1234 Murderface did it.
metaltrout9 1 year ago
christian metal is pretty fucking lame
trying to be something its not. go ahead and delete my comment but you cant delete THE TRUTH!
idontplayamusic 1 year ago 217
@idontplayamusic What truth? Your misguided opinions about what is metal and what is not do not have any bearing on truth that there are some Jesus metal bands that are just f'n' awesome.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
@idontplayamusic Dude, metal is a genre of music, which is to say that it is categorized mainly by it's instrumentation and overall sound. The lyrical content has little to do with that sort of classification.
Consider this: There are countless sub-genres of metal that include themes like Arthurian legend, Norse mythology, the classical pantheon, and so on. Read the fucking Bible. There is a lot of shit in there that would inspire some pretty epic metal.
SaxonChainsaw 1 year ago
@idontplayamusic The Door can! "the Door can see in to your mind...the Door can see in to your soul!" Charlie: "really? the door can do that?" Unicorns: "No. hahaha"
boomstick900 1 year ago
@idontplayamusic you don't play music. you have no right to say what metals is and isn't.
spamguy07 1 year ago
jesus did not have long hair..it was disgraceful for jews of the time to have long hair
REVAN2338 1 year ago
@REVAN2338 We've already discussed this. Look through the comments.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
@musicmagelynn man I forgot about this comment and truthfully I don't really care man not to be rude
REVAN2338 1 year ago
jesus is a walking long haired bleeding corpse. Thats Metal!
Dimitrij90 1 year ago
what the hell and the fucking jesus? its a brutal song by the way dethklok rocks
lucifermortus 1 year ago
the drums are a fail
Metal4EvahTv 1 year ago
@Metal4EvahTv How? Because they don't drown out everyone else in the band like they do at most metal shows?
musicmagelynn 1 year ago 6
@musicmagelynn Nah but the snare sound is pretty crap, sounds like he's hitting a wooden plank or something.
RoivasUGO 1 year ago
@musicmagelynn because they're weak as fuck...just like everything else with this song.
Kirbymcbadass 1 year ago
Jesus was of middle eastern descent, lived over 200 years ago and was a carpenter. So if you think logically, he would have had a tanned complexion, he would have been physically fit, and quite robust, and because of the nature of a carpenter's work and the climate of the environment many of these men had short/shaved heads - hence Jesus being known to have long(er) hair, simply because it wasn't as short as other's...
baradiel79 1 year ago
@baradiel79 nope, ur wrong. its cuz he's metal
nothinatall4943 1 year ago
its Metals haha
DarkSkies132 1 year ago
uhm.. learn a bit please... Jesus isn't his name.. it's Yshua, and translated to Greek, would be Joseph.., he existed 2000 years ago... his last name isn't Christ, since Mary and Joseph's last name wasn't "Christ". "Christ" is Aramaic for "Savior" so, in reality, you're praying to the wrong person for salavation.. you should be praying to "Joseph the Savior".. Isn't religion fun?
luvodicus 1 year ago
the life of jesus is like Horus life
lollo339 1 year ago
No! This is foolish. The writers of Zeitgeist cite no sources for any of it's ridiculous claims, moreover, the languages they claim to be translating are being translated incorrectly. Therefore, you should do some real research (with books and not crappy internet videos).
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
chill out i was joking because i saw a film religiolus
lollo339 1 year ago
Huh. I had respect for BIll Maher because he actually seemed to have integrity. 'twould appear that he is no better than the ones who wrote Zeitgeist.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
in your video description you said that you disabled comments to stop flame wars, and here, your nagging along with them fueling the war? xD
UnkinglyLike 1 year ago
Meh. I let the ones that I like through about once a month. I'm not one for censorship, but after a thousand of the same old "God isn't real, atheists are the best, Jesus isn't metal" BS, it gets kinda old.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
@musicmagelynn Jesus is actually the world's greatest metal player and vocalist.
HandPeopleHandPeople 1 year ago
MORTIFICATION!!!
samnpolly 1 year ago
We all know this; Metal = awsomeness!
Jesus is definetly metal!
But dethklok is a demonic band, I don't think Jesus would be singing about demons and souls being eaten O.o
And I also hate how Dethklok is unknown. They're my favorite band, but yet many people have yet to relise the talent of these metal heads.
xemomuffinsXX 1 year ago 4
whats more metal than jesus, lets see, BUBBLE WRAP. yes bubble wrap is metal
doanythingfordethklk 2 years ago
Yes. Bubble wrap is metal. There was a time I scared the fuch out of some of my unit while I was in Iraq. A buddy of mine had ordered a guitar and equips online, and it came in a shit-ton of bubble wrap. I borrowed his M-249 while he got the bubble wrap ready to pop, and we ran through the tents pretending to shoot people, while laughing maniacally. So, yes, you are right. Bubble wrap can be metal.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
Thats dumb...
Imabelivaryou 1 year ago
If you say so. The members of my unit thought it was pretty funny when it was all said and done.
musicmagelynn 1 year ago
JESUS ISN'T METAL!?!? What's more metal than being nailed to a cross, stabbed, murdered...and then crawling out of your own grave?
KennethGivens 2 years ago 70
good question......... idfk..... being Ozzy Osbourne is all i can say but even that's debateable :P
KidMetal74 1 year ago
@KennethGivens well... if you put it that way... he is pretty metal then XD
KristianCramer 1 year ago
@KennethGivens
I want this quote on a T-shirt!
cemeterysquirrels 1 year ago
@KennethGivens Doing all that with an Iron Maiden Tshirt on? The wrong way round!
CyanideSovereign 1 year ago
@KennethGivens ha ha u win
fullmetalmc 1 year ago
@KennethGivens dude you ahve a really good point
fuchalo 1 year ago
@KennethGivens LISTEN TO THE MISFITS RESSURECTION that will explain a shit ton
KylerDose 1 year ago
@KennethGivens Bahaha! yes...
jasonwatkins86 1 year ago
@KennethGivens I want to click on like but I don't want to ruin your 69 likes.
But then maybe I should click on like and we can all aim for 666 comments. \m/
TheDethMonkey 1 year ago
sorry dude but jesus aint metal
AViator8698 2 years ago
If Jesus isn't metal, then you must be emo.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
No, Jesus just isn't metal. Odin might be Metal, Ares might be Metal, but if I could make a list of deities that are Metal, Jesus and his message of lovey-dovey kindness just wouldn't fit.
MiyasmaTube 2 years ago
I must disagree. His entire message was one meant to shatter the eastablishment of the time. It was a message that made people angry, often to the point where they would try to kill him. Yet, through it all, he kept pressing onward. That is metal.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
@musicmagelynn
Jesus was really metal the time he was in the temple and got real mad and started breaking things and throwing tables.
NeverTheEndOfficial 2 years ago
@MiyasmaTube Jesus: "Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother ... he who does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it." Sound lovey-dovey to you? Who will remember your name in 2000 years?
tomsparks 2 years ago 3
I agree with musicmagelynn.. The lovey dovey limp dick youre thinking of is Budha... Jesus was metal as metal can be! He was fucking CRUSIFIED!! how metal is that???!!!
thesouthafricanguy 2 years ago
Jesus dies nailed on a wooden cross and came back alive as a zombie. That is metal.
wowdanalise 2 years ago
@musicmagelynn Preach it! And don't forget the gore. He was tortured, nailed to a cross, and finally impaled with a spear, went to Hell, kicked Satan's ass, ripped off his stuff (keys to hell), came back to earth . . . and inspired awesome bands like Mortification. Not to mention the long hair. JESUS PERSONIFIES METAL!!!! Metal is not about grabbing your ankles for Satan? Metal is about strength, code, and refusal to conform . . . Oh yeah, and gore
tomsparks 2 years ago 3
@AViator8698 Im pretty sure jesus was made of bread... read something about that somewhere.
tylenol22 2 years ago
holy (heh) crap! i had scrolls of the megiloth on both a christian metal sampler and some cd full of otherwise satanic music.
i do know that northern storm by mortification came on death is just the beginning volume IV.
frognosticator7 2 years ago
Ah... Northern Lights... that was an awesome sampler. It was where Extol got there start. Some people who call themselves metalheads just don't know their history.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
i hate the fact that some of the best metal bands of all time have been cheapened to either being unknown to modern fans of metal, or WAY to mainstream to the point where the subculture disintegrates, in short, i guess 2 obvious exampls would be like Sepultura, and (sigh) Metallica
trogdor70 2 years ago
I concur, O Mighty Burninator.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
...There was a dude in the bible that had long hair...it gave him powers, till his wife cut it off..just puttin that out there haha
uzumaki550 2 years ago 2
His name was Samson. He was written about in Judges chapters 14-16, methinks... but don't quote me on that. I'm just too lazy to look it up.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
Albert Einstein proved god when he made the nuclear bomb, proving E=MC squared, how mass at rest=Energy, which god told the jews over 4000 years ago that he is ENERGY itself, and everything is made OF HIM, and he later told the newly founded Christians it over 2000 years ago, so can anyone explain how we knew this over 4000 years ago.? but we just learned it as FACT in the 20th century!?!?!!!!!!!!!!! this discussion should be over, if not then your as blind as AL GORE
BeefSupreme288 2 years ago
Since the bible says only women are allowed to have long hair does this mean jesus was a girl? In fact he or she um it?! was probably black too wow how ironic jesus was the two things evangelical Christians hate the most ftw
Drakkanon 2 years ago
As a transgender individual, I see God/dess in a not-so-gender-centric way. God is an entity that encompasses both and neither gender simultaneously, going beyond the lines and boxes society tries to put people in. As a Christian, this forces me to look past the fictional lines drawn by humankind, and love my neighbor as myself no matter who they are or where they've been in life, even if they claim to be my enemy.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
I believe the old testament says that men are to not cut the hair from the sides of their face nor the top of their head; then, paul says that long hair on men is not alright (contradiction much?). As for Jesus of Nazareth, no one knows what he looked like, probably looked Arabic, seeing that he was of a Hebraic lineage. Evangelicals don't hate long hair on guys nor black people. There have been famous Evangelical men/boys that had long hair, and there are black people in evangelical churches.
annapunkchan 2 years ago
The time of the Torah and the Apostle Paul were very different. Paul spent a lot of time in Europe, while the books of the law that are the Torah were written while Moses and the Isrealites were wandering in the desert. They were two very different times in very different places. I'm sure Paul had a reason for telling men that it was a shame to have their head covered, however, I'm not going to try to enforce that because it's not my place and I don't have a "why?" answered for it.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
It also said samson the strongest man in the world only cut his hair once
TheGirugameshlulz 2 years ago
samson never cut his hair. His bitch did it while he slept to betrayed him. his eyes were cur out and he was tormented but in the end he grew back his hair and used his strength to collapes the pillars of the court killing himself and all of his tormenters as well.... brutal and definatly metal!
M16BRAINSURGERY 2 years ago 3
@Drakkanon
Jesus was born as human, a male human. But his spirit is nether male nor female. Same with his race, he is no color.
But most males in the bible days had medium hair, not nessasarily short hair.
(exuse me for my spelling)
xemomuffinsXX 1 year ago
Tokki Jesus??? LOL! no way the Bible says Jesus had a hair of wool it was curly or wavy and also it's a disgrace for men to have long hair like a woman. Also Jesus isn't white he is a Middle Eastern Israeli Jew. So he had a tan. But eh that is funny.
realmofblood 2 years ago 3
You pose a very interesting point, Mr./Ms. of Blood. However, we have no way of knowing what Jesus looked like, exactly. I know he probably wasn't pale and pretty like a large amount of Catholic art makes him out to be. On the point of long hair, there are many good Christian males that have long hair. If you try to tell them to cut it, they'll laugh in your face.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
And anyone who has studied art of old from Catholic churches knows that Jesus was originally portrayed that way because they wanted him to be as beautiful as possible, beautiful by the standards at the time.. Sad how people 600 years ago knew that he probably didn't look like that but people these days can't handle him not looking pale and effeminate.
annapunkchan 2 years ago 2
I know that Jesus didn't look pale and/or effeminate. He walked damn near everywhere he went, and did not have a specific place he called "home". He was one bad mutha.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
I'm flattered that people are getting into flame wars on my video. Hippie love and hair grease to all, and to all a trippy night! :D
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
Haha. The guy who uploaded this vid is the only one thumbs downing people :P
dothewrongthing 2 years ago
I actually haven't been on since... Tuesday. Moreover, I'm not a guy. Even furtherover, I don't waste time with thumbs up and/or down on any comment.... 'cept for yours. I'll give you a thumbs down.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
my opinion about jesus is better.
jesus is metals because he has the long hairs
wrooo!!
frifrafrey 2 years ago 27
@frifrafrey that makes hippies metal. Hippies are not metal. Stabbing hippies is metal. Impaling hippies on giant forks is metal. Cutting the faces off of hippies then feeding them to ravenous dogs is metal. Hippies are not metal. Ergo, long hair is not necessarily metal.
spamguy07 1 year ago
lols jesus is metals because he has the long hairs 0:01 XD
yotubefan34 2 years ago 2
fuck...i hate religious people. without religion i'm almost 100 percent sure our world would be without war. or atleast as much fucking war as we have now...btw im athiest so i welcome the hate mail :)
Sacrifice117 2 years ago 4
actually, your wrong. War is caused by resources and thats that. the government wont give a shit about your religious views.
monckey100 2 years ago
LOL yeah okay buddy. whatever helps you sleep at night.
Sacrifice117 2 years ago
I hope you like dissapointment.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
greatly said my freind. :)
yotubefan34 2 years ago
WOOT, athiesm!
k2aka111 2 years ago
i was expecting a dub of them talking about douchebags but this is good haha
HERE5JOHNNY 2 years ago
That was directed towards crawsomedoucheguy and anyone else that thinks he has logic when he opens his fucking mouth and makes words...
HerbMaster13 2 years ago
*watches everyone rage and post paragraphs justifying themselves*
DanWrightSauce 2 years ago 3
Amen to that, DanWrightSauce. It's enough to justify breaking out the popcorn.
Merejkowski 2 years ago
I dunno. I honestly didn't expect goat to go on as long as he has. He sent me a message claiming that I blocked him. Truth was that he was spamming according to Youtube's programming.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
I accept you didn't block me and I also accet that You Tube probably has filters that shut off replies if someone posts a lot. (Like I did). But the content of my replies was hardly "spam".
99goat99 2 years ago
Goat99 just shut the fuck up and go live your pointless life, you belive that earth is 14 billion years old? Why do you think that?
crawsomecoolguy 2 years ago
No, I had typed that the universe was that old. The Earth and our entire solar system is 4.55 billion years old.
(This is me not shutting the fuck up)
I don't "think it", I understand it.
I don't believe anything, I don't accept anythying blindly, I either understand something or I do not.
I understand the dating process that has been applied to rocks from both our moon, Mars, and from the Asteroid belt.
99goat99 2 years ago
my appologies on the 14 billion years but you understood what i meant. my basic argument here is that you dont accept anything blindly? you beliving the universe is 4.55 billion years old is the same thing. there is no proof of that only theories, you can ask any collage professor and he will tell you that everything mathmatical and scientific is all just a theory. so you beliving in the science asspect of the history of the universe is the same as any other theory out there.
crawsomecoolguy 2 years ago
No, that is NOT accepting something blindly when it is a testable fact with repeatable and demonstrable results. There most certainly IS proof and the word "theory" in scientific circles does NOT mean "guess".
99goat99 2 years ago
yes it does. and no there is NO proof of the earths age just estimates based on what they think their instraments tell them. but your just ignorant and bias. in an argument you have to look at both sides and weigh them out equally. i personaly dont belive in the cathloic church bullshit sacriments, they use god as an income. i belive more in what martin luther said which is my im lutheran. but beside that im able to look at your side of the story and combine it as we are right about the universe
crawsomecoolguy 2 years ago
Funny how you call me ignorant when you're wrong, as in incorrect, and so very obviously ignorant as to how those instruments work and how the data collected from them is interpreted. Instead of leveling a label like "bias" on me, or call ME ignorant, perhaps you should further your own education?
99goat99 2 years ago
why the hell are you talking about energy = mass at rest on a dethklok video
BeefSupreme288 2 years ago
lols I didn't remove your comment because of your SN and the funny physics joke. :p
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
yet god still created it 4.55 billion years ago. and there is no proof of how the universe started...
crawsomecoolguy 2 years ago
Again, partly correct, partly incorrect.
OF COURSE there is no proof of how the universe in it's current incarnation started, but there IS evidence, and enough of it to formulate working theories - which again does NOT mean "guesses". A scientific theory is an explanation that is consistent with 100% of ALL known facts and is contradicted by ZERO known facts. If so much as ONE testable fact stands in contrast to a theory, it must be thrown out. That's why they haven't been.
99goat99 2 years ago
And what you actually believe the earth is what 4 or 6 thousand years old or however old htose ignorant christians tell you it is?! You have no logic and don't speak of any facts from what I've read of your dumbass posts! So why don't you go get a life and check out some fucking FACTS!!!
HerbMaster13 2 years ago
faggot go read what i said to goat99 then get back to me
crawsomecoolguy 2 years ago
you dont bevlieve it is?
Sacrifice117 2 years ago
You niggas are retarded. Why would you sit on fuckin YouTube arguing about religion. Neither of you are gunna change the others mind. I think everyone has a different prospective of how things came to be and unexplained shit. Truth is no one can prove anything. It's all up to you to belive it or not. Btw God is real, it's just bitch ass greedy people that try to make money off of peoples belifes. Pope can suck my dick.
crawsomecoolguy 2 years ago
Normal logic: "I have a baseball".
"Oh yeah? Prove it"
*pulls out baseball*
"Ok, I guess you have a baseball!"
Religious logic:
"I have a baseball"
"Oh yeah? Prove it"
"YOU CAN'T PROVE I DON'T!!!!
THEREFORE I DO!!!!!"
99goat99 2 years ago 3
macedmatt is absolutely right. Jesus is many things, but NOT metal.
Moozart 2 years ago
There IS no "truth of Christ". The MAN either never existed at all, or he died like the rest of us 2000 years ago. Get over it.
There is no god, never was, no spirit world, no soul, nothing beyond reality.
YOU LIVE, YOU DIE, and THAT is brutal.
Convincing someone they're going to survive death (can you say "oxymoron", boys and girls?) is just ABUSE.
99goat99 2 years ago
To deny the existance of a creator, whether that being is an Intelligent Designer or the Yahweh that we know from the Torah, is simply ignorant. There is too much complexity to life as we know it for it to all have happened by chance. The human brain is comprised of some of the most complex chemical compounds in the known universe. Consider that before making such rash claims.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
No, to attribute our existence to an invisible man in the sky is not only ignorant, but an appeal to magic rather than reason. Too much complexity for YOU to understand how it could have come to be over 14.3 billion years without a sentient mind behind it perhaps, but just because you can't understand it is no reason to say it's magic.
99goat99 2 years ago
Also, you actually accuse ME of the "Rash claims"? Wow. Delusional.
How about YOUR claim that there's a supernatural boogyman in the sky who we have to appease to live on after death? Look in the mirror to see the rash claimant.
99goat99 2 years ago
Well, I haven't really made any rash claims, now have I? I'm not saying that it's some magic man in the sky. I'm just saying that there is a realm of things unseen whether you want to accept it or not. Else, where would our emotions and our reason come from? Chance? Fate? There are no such things. I think Sarah Connor said it best with the words "No fate but what we make.
Good day sir and/ or ma'am.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
Of course you've made a rash claim, as have ALL people who put stock in religious claims of human and/or universal origins. You speak of the "unseen realm" and speak condesendingly to me about "whether or not I want to accept it". There will ALWAYS be the unknown, but that does NOT mean it's unknowable nor does it mean it's supernatural. That is a human assumption based on ignorance, hope and fear.
99goat99 2 years ago
What's more, you stated, and I quote: "Chance? Fate? There are no such things." And then you appeal to a fictional movie. Chance and fate are OPPOSITES. About emotions and reason; humans do not hold a monopoly on either; they are emergent properties of intelligence, which in turn is an emergent property of neurological complexity. Again, EVOLUTION. No sentient mind guiding the process.
99goat99 2 years ago
So, just out of curiousity, what point are you trying to make? It sounds to me like your just trying to say that you're better than me. And, do you know what? You are. It's simple! You've got me into a corner that I cannot find a way out of, 'cept to say that we have a difference in opinion. If you would look past the mistakes that the human entity that calls itself "the Church" has made, you'd see a different breed of people altogether. You'd see a group that loves their neighbor.
musicmagelynn 2 years ago
I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm saying the view of reality I hold does not appeal to gods and demons at work in the universe. Religion itself is the problem; born of humanity's greatest strength and weakness all rolled into one: imagination. It's just time for us all to outgrow the monsters under all our beds and live for this one life we can all agree we DO have. If indeed there be a god judging us upon our deaths, we at least can say we did no harm. (But there isn't one).
99goat99 2 years ago