I entered a song in a contest about the importance and safety of condoms. I tried to keep it positive and lyrical at the same time. It’s the first vid on my channel. Any comments, thumbs up, & votes would be appreciated. -Merc
lol omg, wow it can filled that big is surprising, what next using condems to carry other stuff eg clothes!? what will become of this lol :D hahahah XD
some of you ppl need to go to planned parenthood and they will tell u they do break its cuz of friction it is simple science stay in school and pay attention
Walruses have giant penises. I was a sea world once and one went up to the glass wall and started masturbating for everyone. They can't really grab it with their flippers, so they kind of have to push it up into a fold of fat on their belly, guiding it with their flippers. Its penis was as long as my arm and as had a radius half as big as that giant water bloated condom. He is right, a walrus would have difficulty breaking a condom.
I've broken the cheap ones from the gas station before Durex I think it was, since then I have only ever stuck with Trojan Spermicide, and yes it is impossible to break those under normal circumstances.
*shhhhh we have to be quiet or else my mom will wake up* no wonder he uses condoms as water baloons and its not just size that breaks the doofus...its friction!
@nightwish555 why is it that ppl cant understand that i have personally had 3 trojans break while i was having have sex and one of them is y i went through labor and now have a 2 year old
shocking ? Shocking your mom lets you loose in the house hahahahaha ( P.S, do better hiding the wrappers you leave at the top of the shower stall - I do clean you know. - Mom
Holy crap dude that is total bad ass but why would you really want to bother finding out. And what is up the lotion in your shower that is just not right man!
I saw one youtube video where they filled up the condom so it is this big, and then dropped it down on those portable toiler cubicles from a 4th or 5th floor. Guess what happened.
A huge dent appeared in the roof after impact and scared the shit out of the guy sitting inside XD
@numberonefergiefan a condom can break easily the comdom dose not break because of the size or mass its the tention on a certin part of the condom example if you are fucking sum1 each time you push up in her tention builds its called friction u should learn about it or you will have a shitload of kids or a std or both haha. fool
@Shannannann Hey feel bad for him. He has to take kare of all those baby showers. He'll have to change their drans when the wet them. And when they grow up people will be using them all the time.
as a public service announcement; I would like to say that condoms do break. Do your self and your partner a favor, double check. Especially after party fun time. If I hadn't, I could be a parent a few times over by now. Impressive, aye?
why is your Lotions in the shower????? LOL
CSGDesigns 6 months ago
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awesomeattic 6 months ago
@awesomeattic usually the people that brag about it the most are the quite opposite..in your case the extreme opposite
slckboy102 3 months ago in playlist slckboy102's favorites
The music is so perfect. :D
metalgtrfreak 6 months ago
that's quite a load!!! lol!
i810dumiclovich 7 months ago
that fixes the "hotdog down a hallway" problem
anarchymoo 7 months ago
@anarchymoo hahahahha nice
TheElizabethann24 7 months ago
3 star bathroom lol
Heem24100 8 months ago
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MRcrispy00 9 months ago
@MRcrispy00 ihh nigga u gay
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I entered a song in a contest about the importance and safety of condoms. I tried to keep it positive and lyrical at the same time. It’s the first vid on my channel. Any comments, thumbs up, & votes would be appreciated. -Merc
mercurystorm 9 months ago
Around 0:44 - 0:47, after he shows the condom you can hear someone in the music or background saying "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!"
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riverjettymusic 10 months ago
Should we question what the bottle of Jergens is doing in the shower?
JAG03064 11 months ago
@JAG03064 yah wtf
essaydred 7 months ago
This just further proves that the "Magnum" condoms are just a scam to make gullible males fork over more money to feel better about themselves.
leekenobi21 11 months ago
condom water bomb!! yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
HotTop202 11 months ago
isn't this the dude who went from a man to a woman? look up on youtube:
" Male Transition Into Female In Fourteen Months. "
they look almost exactly alike.
Mustacio 11 months ago
i know this would probly be crule but i can sorta just imagen someone coming through the door going "what the!?"
uwannaparty1 11 months ago
lol omg, wow it can filled that big is surprising, what next using condems to carry other stuff eg clothes!? what will become of this lol :D hahahah XD
uwannaparty1 11 months ago
LOL love the watermelon man music
pikacake 11 months ago
some of you ppl need to go to planned parenthood and they will tell u they do break its cuz of friction it is simple science stay in school and pay attention
VampireAngel7 11 months ago
breaking a condom is easy its called friction and thats if u put it on correctly
VampireAngel7 11 months ago
Pissed myself laughing... I'm no longer worried about the acctual reliability of condoms anymore :P
666jimmysmusicgirl 11 months ago
There is no way my dick would be able to squeeze into that.
GaRaVuSa08 11 months ago 2
at the start i was saying to myself "id laugh if it broke" a couple seconds later, SPLASH!
oldman32123 1 year ago 9
If you were black your whole bathroom would have flooded
Dinglemaniac 1 year ago
I bet its Bigger than Bigfoot's Foot
mrdargovans 1 year ago
1) Hold your breath.
2) Copy all of these steps.
3) Go to two other video.
4) Paste it in the comments.
If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker
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amalsee 1 year ago
i dont thinl someones dick is as big as a watermelon
jojo15277 1 year ago 3
lol "did you see it" ...
jowdan3006 1 year ago
bahahahahahaa
ZMEAKK 1 year ago
"theres a shoe" noo really?
JUSTADDCHEESE 1 year ago 3
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH did i wake your mom up?
yourmom1993 1 year ago
LOL, then durex is much weaker than trojan cos it broke to me twice :( where can i buy trojans in europe ?? :)
xXToniZXx 1 year ago
the fuck is this -.-
booganton 1 year ago
only condom he will ever use :)
Noone1025 1 year ago
haha he wastes his condom because he's not gona use it anyway haha
DylanColeman09 1 year ago
Why, you greasy, limp-dick fucktot, do you even need condoms in the first place? You're too goofy looking for sex, bud.
duncanfat 1 year ago
@XxRulerscodxX this should have way more thumbs up xD
henryb8780 1 year ago
it still wouldnt fit on me
abceayas123 1 year ago
So that raises the question... Why do they make large condoms?
Sorry guys, if this isn't big enough for ya, you have a problem.
Scketchi 1 year ago
what will your mom think if theirs bits of condom in the shower drain? 0_o
WarriorFrostpaw 1 year ago
miticooooooo! MA LOL you sei il migliore
you are the best
lucademente094 1 year ago
ahaha theres a show xDDD but 2 bad thats just gel
LAROUXFAN1998 1 year ago
Fuckin dummies 4 sayin those things r easy to break!
AngelBabyFace10 1 year ago
And yet people still sue condom companies for them braking, wtf are they doing to those condoms?
TheGabaGab 1 year ago
is he stoned or what
goofoffman411 1 year ago
ur mom the next morning "honey why's ur shoe all wet?" "uhhhh...."
actingzach 1 year ago 9
No "fake and gay" comment!!! OMG!
deep8386 1 year ago
"fuckin... a walrus couldn't do it"
SONICchick113 1 year ago
something tells me that he'll never need one.
KRE202 1 year ago 3
yeah, who need sex when you can fill your condoms with water? :D
1sk8erchimp1 1 year ago 4
That's the size of Chuck Norris' penis.
Unpredictable114 1 year ago 2
@Unpredictable114 i hope your a girl
ballin1681 1 year ago
He is a cutie :D
Tabbiebabii54 1 year ago
2:10 no, i didnt see it. of course i did! :p haha.
thesarahtelevision 1 year ago
So Heath Ledger is still alive....
MasterzInGrime 1 year ago
@MasterzInGrime nah this was in 06
xUnCoNnEcTeDx 1 year ago
oh my gawd
TheCarebearsrockyou 1 year ago
ur hot and that was funny. :P <3
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dinesikakonara 1 year ago
the tumbs in the begining is his dick size
jonny123hannes 1 year ago
Walruses have giant penises. I was a sea world once and one went up to the glass wall and started masturbating for everyone. They can't really grab it with their flippers, so they kind of have to push it up into a fold of fat on their belly, guiding it with their flippers. Its penis was as long as my arm and as had a radius half as big as that giant water bloated condom. He is right, a walrus would have difficulty breaking a condom.
AllOtherNamesTaken2 1 year ago
384 ppls condoms broke
kookoo445 1 year ago
1:30 BOOM and there go my chance's oF no getting the shower pregnat 9 m. later [ push push aww look a little baby bath place or something]
siaschool 1 year ago
brilliiant my penis is this big
weirdnedscoffe 1 year ago
Plz someone dont tell my mommy LMFAO!!
superfiy1 1 year ago
Well if you're not going to use them for sex like him, you might as well use them for something!
Lukozade123 1 year ago
your a creepy azz whos probobly 37 still living with his mom
sharaycutie 1 year ago
iv'e seen bigger
2shotslol 1 year ago
so much for being quiet!! hahaahah 1:30
extracrispy69 1 year ago
when he told up to be quiet cus everyones asleep... i screamed into my computer...
extracrispy69 1 year ago
omg nuclear blast at 1:30
NoMyaC250eadcrew 1 year ago
if your dick is that big your fucked no pussy for you
MegaCramer1 1 year ago
stil not big enough
DMBAProductions 1 year ago 2
I've broken the cheap ones from the gas station before Durex I think it was, since then I have only ever stuck with Trojan Spermicide, and yes it is impossible to break those under normal circumstances.
izsmrpickle 1 year ago
hey my condom cant hold evn a lota full of water......
yasirhameed100 1 year ago
haha funny shit man XD
MidNiteSun1000 1 year ago
wow thats wrong what if someone had sex that long to put that much sperm in there
chynawells12 1 year ago
im am buying trojans from now on lol
xboxrat 1 year ago
@xboxrat trojan spermicide, I swear by them. Its the blue box.
izsmrpickle 1 year ago
is the lotion there to imply that they hes filled that condom himself?? lol
ladykathryn87 1 year ago
Best part was when it exploded
jordannimrod 1 year ago
Best part was when it exploaded
jordannimrod 1 year ago
jumbo size
ANGIELUVSYU100 1 year ago
It couldnt hold mine...
MrMagicisfun 1 year ago
When you popped that condom, i freaked right out of my chair !!!!!!!!
tiggerey12 1 year ago
um, it's in the box!!! the time that the condom will fail!!! THERE'S A WARNING IN THE BOX!!!
rebornvisualministry 1 year ago
thats an xlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxl large dildo
jmmackjohn 1 year ago
Now you have a shower baby!!
AGSystem27 1 year ago
Dude im shit stoned and youre freaking me the fuck out!!
Petyusha85 1 year ago
condoms dont always work my ass
zedmlftw1023 1 year ago
*shhhhh we have to be quiet or else my mom will wake up* no wonder he uses condoms as water baloons and its not just size that breaks the doofus...its friction!
nightwish555 1 year ago 2
@nightwish555 why is it that ppl cant understand that i have personally had 3 trojans break while i was having have sex and one of them is y i went through labor and now have a 2 year old
VampireAngel7 11 months ago
he is high as all hell
AdamFirst1991 1 year ago
why would you ever show your face in this video.
lastsupernova 1 year ago
looks like a see through jelly bean.
bringtheblood01 1 year ago 3
small shoe means small feet, and we all know what that means ;)
LLCoolPeezy 1 year ago
@LLCoolPeezy yea small sox ^_^
DrummerDB03 1 year ago
@DrummerDB03 and JDthommo lol yea, thats totally what i meant :)
LLCoolPeezy 1 year ago
@LLCoolPeezy small socks ;)
JDthommo 1 year ago
@JDthommo
LLCoolPeezy 1 year ago
That's as far as breast implants can go. XD
xDisRazyboix 1 year ago
I did that couple of times.. Mind fill up the bathtub no problem. It was like the size of a small boat or something..
lilcrazyaznboy 1 year ago
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grow up kid!
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theguythatcould 1 year ago
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you can just shut your mouth,and i really don't have much more to say
LOL
phosch22 1 year ago
I like how he asks "Did you see that??" to a camera.
TheFerruccio 1 year ago
SHAGGY HAS A GIRLFRIEND LEAVE HIM ALONE ABOUT CONDOM!
MrOriginosity 1 year ago
1:29 LOL
i was surprized
Shiroblack 1 year ago
Hahaha! it "busted" all over you! LMAO
savagekid94 1 year ago
when the condom broke. Does that mean the shower is pregnant now ?
TrinketStarFire 1 year ago 200
@TrinketStarFire LMAO can i come to the Baby Shower xD
goldensaintify 1 year ago
shocking ? Shocking your mom lets you loose in the house hahahahaha ( P.S, do better hiding the wrappers you leave at the top of the shower stall - I do clean you know. - Mom
TrinketStarFire 1 year ago
@TrinketStarFire hahahahhahahahahhahaha
finding0rafter 1 year ago
Thats so small... It becomes twise as large if u put it on my d*ck...
OnlineiHD 1 year ago
@OnlineiHD haha well i think ur dick is the size of a nail :P
pizzydiz 1 year ago
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Its funny because he will never really find out
thisismyname1920 1 year ago
You've got a dirty shoe >:(
EirikXL 1 year ago
wat an ass....
waatdafuck 1 year ago
Holy crap dude that is total bad ass but why would you really want to bother finding out. And what is up the lotion in your shower that is just not right man!
BloodBabyPop 1 year ago
And that condom STILL breaks around me.
neverseen6 1 year ago
a usless condom and some jurgens lotion for masturbation in the shower, maybey a little lube there
CR7king 1 year ago
What a waste...
MrGraffitiSoul 1 year ago
I think that is the most joy anyone has ever had with a broken condom.
Thumbs up if you agree
MrBoomLazer 1 year ago
why is there lotion in the shower
SKYTROOPER1000 1 year ago
@SKYTROOPER1000 because its a perfect idea to use lotion where everyone can see your dong
TheMythicSoccerPlaya 1 year ago
Still not big enough :(
Bjarkexx 1 year ago
He just impregnated the bathtub drain...
bronze4444 1 year ago
theres my condom!
craigTHEbest76 1 year ago
Yea it means somthen when he is not using that condom on a woman.
Oregon1337dude 1 year ago
I need to get me one of those, no other condoms are big enough for me!
awesome34y 1 year ago
I saw one youtube video where they filled up the condom so it is this big, and then dropped it down on those portable toiler cubicles from a 4th or 5th floor. Guess what happened.
A huge dent appeared in the roof after impact and scared the shit out of the guy sitting inside XD
timoxomit 1 year ago
@timoxomit whats the vid called?
oogiesmuncher 1 year ago
@oogiesmuncher I think he's talking about "Giant water balloon vs Porta potty".
/watch?v=_hgpFyZny1k
That's it right there.
WTFKoduBear 1 year ago
sequel: how much magnum condoms can hold.........we are gonna need a bigger bathtube
zapdotshimmy 1 year ago
thats a chode
blackwolfalch 1 year ago
so what did u do last night? "i got bored so i filled a condom full of water" ooh finally, you found a way to use them "yep" :D
hmsfhs 1 year ago
he wasted £2.99 on a pck o condoms which are gonna rott
kingjoe0941life 1 year ago
damn that would make one hell of a water balloon
Caseyloewer 1 year ago
Lol ??
redisssska 1 year ago
Ah finally! somethin that will fit me!
Cheesecake2k 1 year ago
thats wat happens if kalestielz wheres it
multisoadfan1 1 year ago
damn, still cant fit my dick
RavenzFan111 1 year ago
@RavenzFan111 i like the lime flavord 1s greens ma colour
kingjoe0941life 1 year ago
this song is kindof hot
cessnaid 1 year ago
LOFLLLLLLLLLLOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
cessnaid 1 year ago
what if his mom seen it caz he said have 2 be quit or this mom wake up
ghakkhar100 1 year ago
THATS PROOF that a condom cant break!
numberonefergiefan 1 year ago
@numberonefergiefan a condom can break easily the comdom dose not break because of the size or mass its the tention on a certin part of the condom example if you are fucking sum1 each time you push up in her tention builds its called friction u should learn about it or you will have a shitload of kids or a std or both haha. fool
18delco 1 year ago 2
O___O Oh my GOD!
Lazyeyefuzz 1 year ago
LOL rly must we get so close to your mouth
deede1 1 year ago
That Will Make Her More Than Satisfied!
2jmilligan 1 year ago
goshh.....
sirenbewitching 1 year ago
"Fucking a warlrus couldnt do it."
mook403 1 year ago
Eeew
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its a giant supository!!!! thats hilairous!!!!
nemawi16 1 year ago
its a giant supository!!!! thats hilairous!!!!
nemawi16 1 year ago
Cause my mom will wake up shh
Cutiebearism 1 year ago
my gf is trying it right now xD
presley12 1 year ago 3
Thats for chuck norris
Darkstar2400 1 year ago 4
holy shit hahahahahaha wow thats it WOW WOW
sk8rk1d1997 1 year ago
Lol that wont wake up your mom
Zerocool818 1 year ago
nice u gt the shower pregnant...
Shannannann 1 year ago
@Shannannann Hey feel bad for him. He has to take kare of all those baby showers. He'll have to change their drans when the wet them. And when they grow up people will be using them all the time.
MrArtiny 1 year ago
thts alot of semen
ViralErotik 1 year ago
its alive D:
Bloodsoak69 1 year ago
someone has time
snarf4me 1 year ago
and that's how Mel Gibson was born
GoldenValley342 1 year ago 3
MEGA DILDO
hulahula1633 1 year ago
i guess he has nothing better to do with a condom
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Denisdog34 1 year ago
DAMN IT STILL WONT FIT!!!!!!!!!!!
chrisbaseball3 1 year ago
oh yeah pop that sunbich lol
mrssasukelover 1 year ago
point of the shoe?
zezimaowns100 1 year ago
@zezimaowns100 size comparison
456chile 1 year ago
I love you so much!!!!
shantashaluvsyooh 1 year ago
omg i laughed my ass off when it broke!
Skweeglz 1 year ago
wow shut the hell up. Thats y i love those things
12Gayla1990 1 year ago
mine sitll wouldn't fit in there 0.0
xxxm0ris 1 year ago
when you got a big piece they do break unless you have ample lubrication. trust me, i know from experience. smarten up kid!
WHATEVERBITCHE5 1 year ago
as a public service announcement; I would like to say that condoms do break. Do your self and your partner a favor, double check. Especially after party fun time. If I hadn't, I could be a parent a few times over by now. Impressive, aye?
Seriously though, Double check! And enjoy....
Kozm