the best Crypto is of course 137. His personality and jokes are the best. 138 had a crappy suit and he wasn't so much on making jokes. 139 has some good jokes but he just goes on about "Enlightenment" and "i'll revenge the Master" and things like that. 137 FTW!!!!
The tests remove the pure furon DNA without killing the humans and place them under mind control so none of them panic if they see a Crypto or the Mothership but the russians find out and nuke the mothership causing the mind control to break and Destroy All Humans 2 starts!!
@XDraydenReapZX ps2 is rated one of the best systems made... just cause in today's standerds, it iset the best anymore, dosent mean it's bad. infact, the the time, the ps2 had amazing graphics.
@XDraydenReapZX Are you a fucking moron, some of the best games of all time are on the Ps2 such as Shadow of the colossus. And there are some pretty badass games on it to such as this and Final Fantasy X, You're just a stupid 360 fanboy brainwashed by Black Ops. Good day to you sir.
@llmxkenny ironic thing is this, people fight over sony and xbox being better, well guess what people THEY'RE PRACTICALLY THE SAME! i like playstation games. The dah series was probably one of my favorites on ps2. But xbox is good too! and to be completely honest, wii isn't as horrible as people say. If your going to spend your day arguing over which company is better well you need to grow some nuts and go outside, kiss a girl, and make some real life friends! (oh and i don't mean you.)
Life could be a dream. If i could take you to paradise up above. If you would tell me im the only one that you love, life would be a dream, sweatheart...
I played all of the Destroy All Human Games, and the first one was the best out of all of them. It just had a great story to it, unlike all the other ones.
@darthpesticide you mean to tell me pox the greatest mind of the furon empire who supervised the enevitable fall of the human race and built his own mothership didnt put a force field or deflector shield to take on a nuclear bomb :Oits not right
this was a special game, loved the 2nd, the 3rd is okay, an so is the 4th but....this was special :') nt so much the gameplay itself but...the plot....brilliant game....
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What? No more "They live happy ever after" like the Walt's Disney movies? Who cares, it was about time someone made a video game about blood pouring out of a woman tits instead of milk. Ha ha ha ha all women on earth has been destroy. Ha ha ha ha the Catholics and the Muslims will not longer be able to have a new generation of Terrorists. The Catholics and the Muslims are Doom Doom now that their women have been destroyed. Ha ha ha Asta La Vista.
@RawDangerMusic Go an play with your sister's Doll if you do not like watching Blood on Video Games. Or better go and lick the arse of the pedophile Pope or that poofter call Allah. Troll.
@GhostShip09 go fuck yourself in the corner man who cares about blood in games i think parents and people like you are just finding things to bitch about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gasp the presidents dead and how is crypto gonna get his holobob back? well u can holobob dead bodies sooo but it will decompose eventually i think unless they have some weird machine tht keeps them alive...
oviously there isnt majestic in :takoshima,tunguska,solaris,bay cityfantasy attoll,vietmahl,fairfield,harbor city,las paradiso,sunnywood,shen long,belleville and the forth ring of furon obviously cause its the foursth ring of FURON lol but albion had ponsonby so tey had majestic there
hahahaha take that reatard xD well they need the DNA for cloning anyway but at least they brain washed the whole american defence right well that means more brain stems for pox to disect and put in the cloning devices
I...don't think they were brain washed. Although i hope they were. The way they were talking, I almost thought they had a part of their brain burned out or removed.
Orthopox is my favorite character. Crypto's my 2nd
SmilieChick16 1 week ago
oh god nostalgia boooneeerrr
FGAMINGFTW 1 week ago
wait this game is Australian BOO YEAH!!!!
private9942 1 week ago
@BonersGames is there a name for this song???
MykaelLogic 3 weeks ago
i know the new "Destroy all humans": GTA V
essitame 2 months ago
he was harvesting there brains right in front of them those humans are dumb
ttv0 3 months ago
the first 2 destroy all humans kicked ass the other 2 eaa but path of the furon looks pretty good
ttv0 3 months ago
i miss original games like this.
SiicKzTV 4 months ago
"This planet is now a territory of the Furon Empire... Resist THIS!"
disneyfan85 4 months ago
@Destroyer470 and now its 60 billion people on earth
TheCrazyBrittish 4 months ago
"Resist this!"
markzilla6895 4 months ago
I miss this series, it was the best. I hope they make another one sometime soon
BoyGamer100 4 months ago
the best Crypto is of course 137. His personality and jokes are the best. 138 had a crappy suit and he wasn't so much on making jokes. 139 has some good jokes but he just goes on about "Enlightenment" and "i'll revenge the Master" and things like that. 137 FTW!!!!
Nefariusfan 4 months ago
what does she means with mj the twelve
legofan103 5 months ago
Dah had better graphics but dah 2 had a better story line
MrPieface001 5 months ago
The tests remove the pure furon DNA without killing the humans and place them under mind control so none of them panic if they see a Crypto or the Mothership but the russians find out and nuke the mothership causing the mind control to break and Destroy All Humans 2 starts!!
Drpeaceoutsam 6 months ago
what did the tests do?
trashbagskate 6 months ago
that lv is fuckinig hard to beat
baybladeDBZfan 7 months ago
i cant decide who is better Crypto 137, 138, or 139
EmporerAaron 7 months ago
@EmporerAaron I believe 138 is the best
BoyGamer100 4 months ago
thumbs up if the first one is the best out of the 3
cky975 7 months ago
Fuck Majestic bro. FUCK IT!
d1v4dPwnz 7 months ago
pathetic humas
rodo1999able 8 months ago
*zim comes to eath*
zim:time to take over here!!!
crypto:0_0
grunter8878 8 months ago
@grunter8878 I'd think we'd know who would win in a fight between them...
sourcreampsycho128 7 months ago
BEST VIDEO GAME EVER, one of my alltime favorites
willcitoman97 8 months ago 2
wow thay shuld fix this its sounds like theay dont know how to read
vruiz448 8 months ago
@vruiz448 Obviously they won't hire you to fix it because you can't spell apparantly.
blain93 8 months ago
ps2 graphics are shitty then again it sucks plan out
XDraydenReapZX 8 months ago
@XDraydenReapZX ps2 is rated one of the best systems made... just cause in today's standerds, it iset the best anymore, dosent mean it's bad. infact, the the time, the ps2 had amazing graphics.
KiLLSiGnZ 8 months ago 4
@XDraydenReapZX Are you a fucking moron, some of the best games of all time are on the Ps2 such as Shadow of the colossus. And there are some pretty badass games on it to such as this and Final Fantasy X, You're just a stupid 360 fanboy brainwashed by Black Ops. Good day to you sir.
llmxkenny 7 months ago 18
@llmxkenny ironic thing is this, people fight over sony and xbox being better, well guess what people THEY'RE PRACTICALLY THE SAME! i like playstation games. The dah series was probably one of my favorites on ps2. But xbox is good too! and to be completely honest, wii isn't as horrible as people say. If your going to spend your day arguing over which company is better well you need to grow some nuts and go outside, kiss a girl, and make some real life friends! (oh and i don't mean you.)
MiZzLe416 4 months ago
About time that stupid woman got what was coming to her. Should of stayed in the kitchen.
chanze555 9 months ago
Life could be a dream. If i could take you to paradise up above. If you would tell me im the only one that you love, life would be a dream, sweatheart...
TheHKY09 10 months ago
what if when crypo turned bk into crypto ppl were still filming and all of usa saw?!?
fuzzyangel1999 10 months ago
Whats the song at 5:45 guys?
KarmaCupcakes 11 months ago
@KarmaCupcakes Life Could Be A Dream. Its a remix by junkie xl
ForbiddenVegetable 11 months ago
it sucked that i couldn't skip the credits ><
0Sirk0 11 months ago
3 Billion people on Earth lol. Couple years later and we are almost at 7 billion
S1lentMayhem 11 months ago
What's the song that starts at 7:02?
mpt111 11 months ago
i wonder what the mj 12 thing siloite said means
RednekGamurz 11 months ago
@RednekGamurz majestic section 12
LawsonMovies 7 months ago
whats the song at the end credits ?
metallicadrummer1988 1 year ago
dude this game RAPED....i loved the end credits
CaptainPrice14 1 year ago
Even churches......
madcowdeseasman 1 year ago
sha boom sha boom is the song
mrliampep5i 1 year ago
@mrliampep5i its acually sh boom by the chords
illownuincod4 1 year ago
@illownuincod4 thats what i said lol
mrliampep5i 1 year ago
@mrliampep5i lol no you said Sha Boom Sha boom, the real song is called sh boom XD
illownuincod4 1 year ago
@illownuincod4 the only difference is A and thats it
mrliampep5i 1 year ago
I forgot. What happened to the humans when they stepped in the "testing" chamber?
spyfreakm16 1 year ago
@spyfreakm16 DNA extraction
jasonmichaelfan 1 year ago
thats good
MrCryptosperadiam 1 year ago
i remember this game was the only reason i bought a ps2 lol.
DeathrasherAndrew 1 year ago 3
I played all of the Destroy All Human Games, and the first one was the best out of all of them. It just had a great story to it, unlike all the other ones.
insomnium41 1 year ago
fucking gay lag >:(
fadalisdestroyer666 1 year ago
damn she has a nice ass and big tits but her hair is ugly
MannyTheKiller1 1 year ago
i dont understand what makes those machines in minute 4:25
fcnnx 1 year ago
MJ is twelve and has albums sold all over the world??? Wow.
mrchickenwing98 1 year ago
Name of song's at 8:45, urgent, thx's
raffaelcv77 1 year ago
@raffaelcv77 Summer Samba - Walter Wanderley
Klunk234 1 year ago
i hate the fuckin millitari ruins everything fuck them i rethere be an alien
341meet 1 year ago
if i was crpto i would of taken advantedge of that chick... BOOBY GRABBING TIME :D
hoholinkmariomaster 1 year ago 12
@hoholinkmariomaster I Wood Fuck Her Corps and her mouth and her assssssssssssss.
serinalover42 3 months ago
Stupid sexist bitch: You think America is the only human civilization on earth!?
Crypto: That's what all the Americas seem to think.
Me: XD
RawDangerMusic 1 year ago
Humanity's greatest enemy is himself, what do you expect from a mass of morons who voted in a retarded president back in 2000?
TheVoiceOfReason93 1 year ago
I love the look he gives the camera at 4:58
THEwolfKiana 1 year ago
what the name of song at 8:45???
CrazyAwesomeBJ 1 year ago
I LOVE the life could be a dream remix!
NickRewind1314 1 year ago
...ReSisst-- THEISSS!!!! (crushes the head of the annoying bitch in a black skinsuit)
DreadLordBalnazaar 1 year ago
@darthpesticide you mean to tell me pox the greatest mind of the furon empire who supervised the enevitable fall of the human race and built his own mothership didnt put a force field or deflector shield to take on a nuclear bomb :Oits not right
controlfreak564 1 year ago
where's JC Denton?
Renshato 1 year ago
god i remembered that game......good times
xodis9 1 year ago
ohhhhhkay then
DimensionsofChange 1 year ago
This makes me think of not taking vaccines.....
3rdEYEbeHolder 1 year ago
zipperonni!
TheNickman217 1 year ago
ending music is hard
drizzle1001 1 year ago
i dont get it?
f1ph 1 year ago
I love The Music of the CREDITS!
Nice One Krypto! wahahha!
danchai666 1 year ago
My dad got this game for me when I broke my arm and I was going into the x ray room. Good times
yomamasapeach 2 years ago
its odd it was made in australia but it set in the u.s.a and they havent come to australia at all not fair
MrMorrison446 2 years ago
excellent point. If their is a future game i hope it is involved.
benny4700 2 years ago
what do those machines really do take brains? mind control?
1littlg8 2 years ago
I have loved this series for absolute years. It always will be a part of my childhood!
zomzgwtf 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA!! Crypto curb stomped that ruski bitch. I love Destroy all humans 2 and big willy unleashed even better.
SmilieChick16 2 years ago
"attention,humans:i am cryptosporidium of the planet furon. this planet is now a territory of the furon empire..." the best
part!!!Crypto rocks!!
Zillarocks1 2 years ago
there are like 6 billion people on earth now i think
Destroy240995 2 years ago 10
yeah
zodiark111 2 years ago
crypto is like an alien gangster
MrKingofevil12 2 years ago 5
did anyone ever notice at 1:20, she sais MJ? (Michael Jackson)
CryptoSupreme 2 years ago 5
how the hell dose anyone know how manny people are on earth???????
born2destroy556 2 years ago 3
@born2destroy556
LMFAO, I recommend you use google, or grade school to figure that one out.
RawDangerMusic 1 year ago
epic
XBOX3MAN 2 years ago 5
I love that ending, friggin priceless
Zeriikler 2 years ago 7
"ZIPEROONI" XD i love how even though Crypto is an alein, he still talks as if he was a regular everyday person.
silverraven89 2 years ago 55
@silverraven89 well more like a badass gangster
Silverthehedgehog135 1 year ago
@silverraven89 He sounds like Jack Nicholson.
disneyfan85 1 year ago
she has big boobs :)
chowder193 2 years ago 11
LOL
Clonefantic 2 years ago 3
3 billion people, wow she is stupid
narutoballzguy 2 years ago 2
shboom
MrdrewW98 2 years ago
the credits were really weird i guessXD
Ozokami698 2 years ago 3
whats the song?
inferno663 2 years ago
Shaboom by the Crew Cuts
vlocx 2 years ago
Ziperooney!
DoctorWholigan79 2 years ago 2
this was a special game, loved the 2nd, the 3rd is okay, an so is the 4th but....this was special :') nt so much the gameplay itself but...the plot....brilliant game....
XteremePOTHE4D 2 years ago 3
What's the song at 5:50 ?
akqz 2 years ago
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What? No more "They live happy ever after" like the Walt's Disney movies? Who cares, it was about time someone made a video game about blood pouring out of a woman tits instead of milk. Ha ha ha ha all women on earth has been destroy. Ha ha ha ha the Catholics and the Muslims will not longer be able to have a new generation of Terrorists. The Catholics and the Muslims are Doom Doom now that their women have been destroyed. Ha ha ha Asta La Vista.
GhostShip09 2 years ago
you're a fucking freak.
KingRizlaa 2 years ago 4
Agreed. GhostShip09 frightens me, quite frankly. O.o
mollyluvsrocknroll 2 years ago
@GhostShip09
Please, be better at trolling.
You are doing it wrong.
RawDangerMusic 1 year ago
@RawDangerMusic Go an play with your sister's Doll if you do not like watching Blood on Video Games. Or better go and lick the arse of the pedophile Pope or that poofter call Allah. Troll.
GhostShip09 1 year ago
@GhostShip09
What makes you think I give a fuck about blood being in a game?
RawDangerMusic 1 year ago
@GhostShip09 go fuck yourself in the corner man who cares about blood in games i think parents and people like you are just finding things to bitch about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sonicfan456 1 year ago
@GhostShip09 LOL
coolfrets 1 year ago
@GhostShip09
hahahahaha Idiot -.-" and it's "Hasta la vista" stupid!!!!
vampireprincess4ev 1 year ago
crypto rules!!! this saga of games is the best alien game ever!!! someone here know how to dowload this song
manu4455 2 years ago 3
@manu4455: look up end or credits music destroy all humans and use the site "tube to mp3"
NickScottCHSvids 9 months ago
towards the end silhouette sounded like she was having an orgasm and lol i named my cay silhouette
sage468 2 years ago 5
Gasp the presidents dead and how is crypto gonna get his holobob back? well u can holobob dead bodies sooo but it will decompose eventually i think unless they have some weird machine tht keeps them alive...
sage468 2 years ago
tune in next week!, for episode 2!, of....DESTROY...ALL....HUMAAAAANS!!!
Sacurason1 2 years ago 2
oviously there isnt majestic in :takoshima,tunguska,solaris,bay cityfantasy attoll,vietmahl,fairfield,harbor city,las paradiso,sunnywood,shen long,belleville and the forth ring of furon obviously cause its the foursth ring of FURON lol but albion had ponsonby so tey had majestic there
sage468 2 years ago
love dis
luvjapan6574 2 years ago
the credits song is cool
nickreed60 2 years ago
Notice How the army says only three words they probably extracted part of their brains
MissingnoFiles 2 years ago
? i never understood wat those machines were for in the end. did they extract humans brains or just kill them?
GalacticWarzz 2 years ago 9
i think extract brains
punkforlife20 2 years ago
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triplepogi2009 2 years ago
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triplepogi2009 2 years ago
Attention humans i am cryptosporidium of the planet furon this planet is now a territory of the furon empire RESIST THIS
crypto is tha boss
arachnidspider2 2 years ago 4
just like killing monkeys on a barrel LMAO
zombierap20 2 years ago
fuck majestic whre they get those cheap suits the dollar store!?
xucphra50 2 years ago 38
@xucphra50 Yeah... those monkeys got'em for 99 cents... cheaper than you monkeys anyway.... Resist THIS!
DreadLordBalnazaar 1 year ago
i love this game. it is god worship it
ninjasolidsnake 2 years ago
Killed pox
TheRealZiiwii 2 years ago 2
whats the name of the song
hamwars123 2 years ago
Shaboom by the Crew Cuts
they one my fave bands love em some best music was from the 50s
MCLOVINISGOD 2 years ago
lol crypto was the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! lol
ajax9719 2 years ago 11
Zeporune
Devinfilms6679 2 years ago 3
i thought crypto was gonna fuck her or something lol
fjoseyahoo 2 years ago
i love this game
PrincessCarla381 2 years ago 7
What did that device do anyway?
skellington15 2 years ago
probly steels there brain
shadowhunter258 2 years ago 2
If it did, wouldn't people know there were aliens then?
skellington15 2 years ago
hes a hologram MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
khornesfury 2 years ago
u mean BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA like a sheep =D lol
mcqueen20 2 years ago
whats the end song
sprigges 2 years ago
thats wat i want to know
robohobo38 2 years ago
what happened to pox anyway? he lost his body?
AntoniosCra 2 years ago
he got blown up.
shadowdemonA321 2 years ago
in number 2
shadowhunter258 2 years ago
I dont really care for the villains winning.
ReverendSyn 2 years ago
J. Grant Albrecht did a hell of a job as Crypto.
NinjaGhostScorpion 3 years ago 3
i cant believe they got rid of his catch phrase "pathetic humans" in the rest of the games!
randomweirdness52 3 years ago
whats with the video it's pretty choppy, the game's videos were smoother
Videogamehistorian00 3 years ago 3
what happend in the test im a big fan but what happend?
BrownPickel 3 years ago 2
What is the song title @5:40-6:55
not trying to be annoying, just can't find the title for this catchy song in the credits.
RootBeer8 3 years ago
It says huffman is andre sugglozio who also does the voice ethan thomas in condemned 2
TylersGames 3 years ago
what is the second song in the credits the alien sounding one that is cool
mpt111 3 years ago
what song is that in the credits?
panzerschreck77 3 years ago
go to 7:07, there are music titles
AVerbene 3 years ago
Sh-Boom
furonwarrior 3 years ago 3
what did the testing thing do to that guy
pikachuthemaster 3 years ago
either sucked the poor bastard's brain out or teleported him to the mothership to have his brain sucked out. Either way, its the same result
SilverBullet666 3 years ago
hahahaha take that reatard xD well they need the DNA for cloning anyway but at least they brain washed the whole american defence right well that means more brain stems for pox to disect and put in the cloning devices
pikachuthemaster 3 years ago
I...don't think they were brain washed. Although i hope they were. The way they were talking, I almost thought they had a part of their brain burned out or removed.
SilverBullet666 3 years ago
this is a deadly video! well done! x
SCJlover 3 years ago
what does the fucking machine doo????
lordveket 3 years ago
the credit music is damn awesome =P
Especially the Crew Cuts remix at the start ;)
I'm surprised that song has never been covered before though. But the Junkie XL mix is awesome enough XD
benxander 3 years ago
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is the sound effects added on the game or is this record really like that or whats the remix at the end
BrownPickel 3 years ago
I just beat the game yesterday, it was an excellent sandbox game
ultimatemeatwad 3 years ago
is this game short? please reply
ghiors 3 years ago
its quite short i guess
SCJlover 3 years ago
i clocked the game twice!!! it's fun!!!
mastershake248 3 years ago