How To Be Tight (Episode 1)

[BrendanJimenez]

black guysss

[froppicino]

TYPICAL CHAZZ

[xwodinox]

American version of Tejbz

[Autumn4Boner2012]

It's sad how much this is like an actual MTV show.

[Merajito20k]

no...just no

[bbbrutal88]

rofl



[Born2Ready]

there are actually real human beings like this.

[FAPDegren]

I know it's a joke (and the video editing is excellent) but...this is kinda hard to watch

[Inferno1170]

Thumbs up if Andrew Price sent you here!

[MacBookProL33t]

Poor Jon

[mazafuzle]

yo chill mega chil uh uh uh chill!!

[flyjt4]

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HEAVY PREGGERS

[markustheaters]

goodness gracious LOL

[MultiHendo]

the camera guy has ADHD

[JohnMooreification]

And now I know how to live my life.

[TheOnlyMrTickle]

180 people aren't tight.....

[LyricsCentral97]

thumbs up if zack merrick brought you hereeee;)

[GMAN25639]

Thumbs up if ponies brought you here.

[chillril]

@GMAN25639 I'm pretty sure you're the only one....

[jezjerzy007]

best video ever!

[010cookiemonsta]

that is legit as balls

[JokesDontChoke]

EPIC

[rabbiman24]

POVERTY SHOES!!

[bennyandthejes]

sunglasses on top of the head, on the shirt collar and on the face! TYPICAL CHAZZ

[PL4Y3RPL4Y3R]

That chick liked it when he choked her, no doubt.

[a1rjord4n]

i love this show on mtv

[Axl207]

what the fuck is this shite

[ukats18]

@Axl207 comedy

[emmytintin]

Yo, chill. Chill chill chill. Mega- chill.

[boilerup92]

yo, he should do something with frat guy, it would be the ultimate douchebag video

[daughtermarijuana]

Typical Chazz, What an Ass!

[F50Italia]

Best show on MTV.

[StarsAndStripes111]

Oh i didn't know that ice cream made a glass breaking noise :p

[spalooch45]

you're not tight unless you have three pairs of sunglasses on you at all times

[13youngmula13]

love how right at the beginning he's like "yo thanks bro" gets the ice cream and then just fucking throws it on the ground lol

[logwind]

fucking lol'd like a mother at "poverty shoes" :D

[ianpmitchell13]

anyone notice hes wearing 3 pairs of shades

[cookiecuz121]

umm. why does the ice cream make a glass breaking noise?

[LNDproductionco]

not nearly as cool as How To Be Tight, but check out our video inspired by Chazz for our high school journalism class

[zanwarphotography]

hello, the nation is here :)

[nsm54]

lmao

"so tell me about your job and shit"

"well i work at this law firm"

"FUCK YOU!"

[mgs19901]

maken fucken moves!!!

[BringtheRain3192]

Chazz if you read this, my friends and I made out Modern Warfare 3 clan BROS in honor of these vids

[whatfelix]

yo chill, chill chill chill, mega chill

[HonorThePker]

oh shit, yo its chazz, ugh, you smell like my asshole, *cough* shut up! "what?" Typical Chazz!

[TinnedWaffles]

I'm in the tightest place on the planet ELLL AYYEEEEEEUUUUUEHHHHHHHHHHH

[themegajohan]

Haha

[Hellgoregaming]

what a douche

[nsm54]

@Hellgoregaming *Super tight list

Hellgoregaming mum

[Polarypantheredbear]

Hybridpanda?

[hybridpanda]

@Polarypantheredbear yo

[Polarypantheredbear]

@hybridpanda Oh hey =D

[Litawyn]

I guarantee his anus is anything but tight.

[Hellgoregaming]

@Litawyn haha

[pianoman22]

i went back and read SelusGravius's comments. seems like a douche

[Xion7100]

Psh. F*ck you. That's the end of the show. Chill.

[nicolesuzanne21]

rob dyrdek makin fuckin moves

[richellediesca]

"Ugh! You smell like my assho'."

[littlebigplanetier]

Rob Dyrdekmaking fucking moves hahahaha ftw.

[Spore4006]

poverty shoes got me lol

[aznpinoy666]

Holy shit, look at the credits. Chill from Ep. 4 does the consulting bullshit.

[OxXSiide]

this is fucking funny as shit everytime i see it haha

[doriandlily1999]

Hey chazz whats wrong wit being black huh? Guess what chazz ugh u smell like my asshole.

[xbemilleaxxxx]

8=======>8()

[bradbz12]

i wear four pairs of glasses at once

Typical Brad!!!!!

[bradbz12]

ADD ajay bhatia from cali on facebook cuz hes totally that nerd from 0:47

[bradbz12]

no 0:47 is Typical Matt Jacoby!!!

1:11 is totally Typical Brad!!!!!!!

[sjbhatia1987]

@bradbz12 why did u make an account

[bradbz12]

lol 0:56 is totally Matt Jacoby

[bradbz12]

I'm totally being Chazz for halloween

[bradbz12]

Typical Brad!!!!!!!

[sjbhatia1987]

@bradbz12 Gay brad

[KidKnuckleheaD]

I like how black guys were on both the tight list and the other list too lol

[KidKnuckleheaD]

Yo its Chazz ugh you smell like my asshole HAHAHAHAHA

[biglu30]

Typical chazzzz

[PoolShark403]

aw i was looking to see heavy preggers up next..

[bobwoulddoitto]

@PoolShark403 i srrsly hate you. phagut

[deutschland08fn]

"If you have breakfast for dinner, is it still breakfast?" Probably the only time I've wanted to rewind a Youtube commercial.

[BerkeleyBuilt]

reminds me of my gay cousin.

[ChokeACoke]

is it just me who wants to get a tutorial for how he made it look like mtv?

[zitiwalksaw]

anyone else notice in the beginning he buys an ice cream then it breaks like glass? lol

[DW8807]

Total blatant rip off of Jim and Derrick! For shame!

[jwolfang]

164 people used the chick tip.

[Fibonacci1334]

@jwolfang 164 people thought ur comment sucked

[MrBrahculah]

rob dyrdek makin FUCKIN MOVES

[TheChase012345]

he has three pairs of sunglasses

[KnightTime352]

I like when he throws the ice cream on the ground there is a sound of glass breaking

[TheNamesChrome]

lol Jon: Clown Ass

[jmnage]

This is just like Californian people.

[mgs19901]

this guy looks like nick swardson

[logwind]

lmao fucking dying bro

[tennisfan357]

I like how he wears 3 sunglasses at the end!

[Tightbutthole99]

I've seen tighter

[voodobillyman]

"poverty shoes"

[TheSquintz1]

typicall chazz went on your website to buy a shirt it charged my debit card twice.. idono if i placed two orders or not but totally not TIGHT

[TheCheshireEyes]

I know that was acting (well, at least I seriously hope that was), but that was just not funny :P

[SniperGasm]

Haha I never noticed he had 2 sunglasses on!

[5martone]

@SniperGasm 3

[CYBERVENDETTA123]

@SniperGasm look again, he has 3.

[twinsburgtigers6]

fuck you @sonoseken this shit is awesome

[SonoSeken]

How to be 'tight'? More like : How to be: a fucking douche bag.

[johnnytender6]

@SonoSeken yea that's the joke in the video...

[MrChubby2fat]

Dickhead jeans and poverty shoes



[TheJBRD92]

I like how he throws his ice cream on the ground and it shatters like glass, haha.

[sleepyflip]

What are you? 95?

[creaturezoid]

the nerd was hot wtf

[SoxFan730]

159 people didnt get to tell Chazz all about their job and shit

[MrVyxn]

chill chill mega chill chill

[jimeh123]

lol the world totally need more of this shit. Make more. Typical chazz!!

[cstritz]

hahaha AND BLACK GUYS

[Kellts]

Oh, look at the sky and shit.

hahaha.

[silverstag67]

The guy playing Chazz reminds me of Nick Swardson.

[TheTributeMedia]

@silverstag67 hes ten thousand times as funny as tht fag nick swardson

[liampwnedu]

@silverstag67 ikr

[sbmeiniv]

WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE AT LEAST 1,000,000 VIEWS...

[BatmanKush]

Typical Fucking Chazz, YOUR SUCH A NUT, In my ass.

[joeralston10]

typical chazz

[0407psychedelic]

Ich habe mir das angeguckt, und dachte danach nur "was war das denn für ein scheiss!!!!!"

[zmoore182]

hey if you guys like this you might want to follow @themansbook it is run by me and a few buddies and its a play on @thenoteboook but funny and aimed towards guys.

[Jeremiahsauce]

PSSSFFFTTT FUCK YOU!

[BackBreakingBass]

Me and my lad mate have started awarding "Chazz points" to people for being tight.

Yesterday I awarded my black friend 20 Chazz points for being black, then I deducted them, the motherfucker was black.

[Yyyyzyyy]

@BackBreakingBass TYPICAL CHAZZ

[Fancehh]

@BackBreakingBass HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[annzandananjan]

dickhead jeans & poverty shoes. love it

[K3vinEddie]

typical chazzz

[gpballer328]

153 people have poverty shoes



[djd4114]

fucking love this lol

check out my website.....down with nic, up with jonah

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[Hategettoknowme]

Lmfao

[rossmoney]

gosh @SrvSlash69 i was just trying to be helpful.. quit being such a meanie.. *sob

[JakeBennett13]

@rossmoney i get what you were trying to do. be everyone else that says something about the people that dislike the video. it was humorous. but stupid people like srvslashdouche dont understand it. no worries bro

[Megachill96]

you guys inspired my name:D Typical chazz

[musik210]

hahaha 

[rossmoney]

149 people clicked the dislike button.

[SrvSlash69]

@rossmoney no shit dumbass

[feedthefirex45]

149 people smell like my asshole

[krazykristin24]

OMG, TRE IS FROM THE 916?

Making sacramento proud, bro

[JoeisLemons]

look at those shoes, wat r u 95?

[ProductFRED]

I get that it's a joke but what's with the "black guys"? Kinda unnecessarily racist...

[poopinyourbum]

@ProductFRED how's that racist ? He's making fun of racist people silly 

[briky71]

@ProductFRED

as chazz would say..eat shit an die!!!!!!!!

[JoeisLemons]

@ProductFRED its funny as hell

[JoeisLemons]

@JoeisLemons lol i no

[snoopdogsg1]

yo, chill, chill chil chill...chill

[musicman0161]

3 pairs of glasses, TYPICAL CHAZZ

[TechnicallyDevious]

I'll bet he'd say the same thing to justin bieber about how he smells.

144 people respect women

pffffttttt 144 people got killed by typical chazzz

Chcuk norris can respect women and not see his family at the same time.

In soviet russia, typical chazz is типичные Петрова

Click 0:01 to skip ads

GOd damned the new youtube player is gay as shit

[casshorse11]

I LIVE BY CHAZZ!!!!!!!!

[katiecleeek]

Did anyone notice he was wearing three pairs of sunglasses?

[unclesamsnephew]

chill

[kratos223]

that girl was gorgeous

[SelusGravius]

@kratos223

youre a faggot. no she isnt.

[kratos223]

@SelusGravius You should get some help.

[SelusGravius]

@kratos223 you should get a girlfriend o wait you dont have one and never will thats even moderately attractive owned LOL

[kratos223]

@SelusGravius I heard they sell self-esteem at walmart, go look for some.

[SelusGravius]

@kratos223 i heard you cant buy a sense of humor, that sucks bro. you're terrible at making jokes.

[kratos223]

@SelusGravius You called me a faggot for calling a girl cute. You are the deluded individual. here ._. And I don't know why im responding back when I know you will never get close to getting a girl like that. Don't bother responding back because you are full of shit and butt hurt for some unknown reason.

[SelusGravius]

@kratos223 ok cool im the varsity quarter back of clovis highschool loser i make fun of faggots like you for fun LOL my girlfriend is a cheerleader i fucking dare you to look up my name Davis Kuhnle you dumb shit. even add me on facebook and ill show you to all my friends so they can see how much of a faggot you are, you must never get pussy LOL

[45como]

@SelusGravius u mad, brah?

[kratos223]

@SelusGravius you're retarded go fuck yo self foo, cause u messed up son.

[wretcherwretch]

@SelusGravius

The fuck is this shit. Get off the internet until you have some dignity you punk.

[SelusGravius]

@wretcherwretch people on the internet and dignity. failure.

[CMNDandCTRL]

@SelusGravius TYPICAL DAVISSSS, he's totally joking ahahaha this guy is jokes.

[kking818]

HAHAHAA Black Guys on both lists! LMFAO!

[Qdawgzz]

"yo so tell me all about your job and shit"

"well-

"pffff fuck you!" hahahahhahah typical chazz!!

[bullcowsbyrs]

How to get on the "Highest Rated Comments" List:

(Insert comment about justin beiber being a fag here)

(Insert comment about number of dislikes on this video)

(Insert comment about how you will kill the people who dislike this video, because they are fags)

(Insert comment about Chuck Norris here)

(Insert shitty soviet russia joke here)

(Insert a comment about clicking 0:01 to skip ads here)

(Insert a comment about how the new youtube layout sucks here)

(insert this comment)

[ferociousflounder11]

@bullcowsbyrs heheh *thumbs down

[schmemoly]

3 pairs of sunglasses. tight.

[msg1245]

How to talk to a girl my left toe this guy is hilarious

[tsiple369]

141 people have dickhead jeans

[N3cr0n0mIV]

the intro is legit!

[ParadoxAssassin]

genius.