well designed banana

[cclluuttcchh]

if god made bananas for our ease, why would he torture us with those damn delicious coconuts? why isn't all food banana? why do i vomit every time i try to eat raw meat? why aren't cows born already cooked? for that matter, if god is so concerned with providing comfortable eating habits for us, why do people starve to death at all? wouldn't he design us to eat air or something easier? and why would cooking recipes require so much math if god actually cared about us? cooking is hard enough.

[Lauzonjc]

i like the way his hand grips teh banana

[NintendoArielle]

Ray is absolutely correct! How dare you sinners deny God's epic potassium-rich creation! Next you'll say that pineapples, melons and coconuts aren't intelligently designed with convenient consumption in mind! Oh, wait...

[TheBuilder65]

Do you think Ray is talking about a banana or really talking about Kirk's cock in his mouth??

[johneamer]

This is comedy!  Relax and enjoy.

[Zuurkool1]

if the banana is proof of anything, its evolution

[jholl9er]

now, i'm no expert on who sounds like an Australian, versus what a person from New Zealand sound like, but i promise u this-Now one wants to claim this guy as their own (yes i can tell the difference -the great people of Australia and New Zealand) u guys rock

[jaw1024]

Surely the way monkeys/apes also eat bananas and have hands means that this "proof" promotes evolution more...

and if that's the whole point and this was a joke, apologies :P

[loribomb]

omfg this cant be real? who dubbed this? it cannot be real

[dagisiemens]

Why is this proof of God and not proof that we are related to monkeys??

[Robtehman]

Didn't God Say "You must believe in faith and faith alone, for without faith I am nothing" If this proves that "god" exists, then there is no god. Owned by logic.

[kablaamee]

I knew it was evil to eat pineapples!

[AnwynorFan]

That's the proof I was waiting for!

Now I can show those Atheists, that there must be a god who makes bananas for us!

[InfidelAvenger]

The human dick is perfectly sized for the mouth and is easy to handle and even can be pointed toward the face.

That must mean God wants us all to suck cock and jerk off.

[steriogram007]

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[Riskaybiz]

@InfidelAvenger trust me, I already do ;)

[superismiti]

@InfidelAvenger this is just the perfect comment

[tonymagicpants]

Sounds to me like bananas were made perfectly to suit monkeys - who, by the way, peel the banana in a very different and more useful way.

[znotty]

if god had gone to all that trouble you`d think he write intructions on the side .

[imustcomplain]

bannas are changed by farmers wild ones are almost round

[mburstino]

We should agree on a name for this wayward pseudo-reasoning. I suggest "Banana Creationism".

[Azerach]

so... human = god

[soundcheck126]

mabey we know here bad when theyre a certain color because we evolved to be that smart. and mabey its reproductivley valluble to the banna because its seeds spread when you finish digesting it.

[Imaginefree69]

This same argument proves that masturbation

is healthy, natural, normal,

and a wonderful part of god's plan for men.

Sorry about the ladies, though-

I guess they'll just have to use a banana.

Brilliant vid!

[cream0fwheat]

yes the same thing i was thinking

[fatmo777]

What a homo at 54

[bassawash]

you know your penis also fits perfectly in your hand, but the bible tells us that god certainly doesnt want that, now does he?

[Imaginefree69]

"the bible tells us that god certainly doesnt want that"

No it doesn't.

[bassawash]

The Church teaches that sex is a sacred act between a husband and a wife. The purpose of sex is to create life. Any act that is merely an act of pleasure and does not lead to the creation of life is an abuse of the purpose of sex. So why is it that if the Church is the hand of God, it goes against what you say is straight from the bible and condems masturbation? Wouldn't you agree that this showing

[Imaginefree69]

"The Church teaches..."

You lose me right there.

I'm not a member of your church

and the church has no authority outside its membership.

If you think the Bible forbids masturbation

please show me where.

Or don't say it.

[Mintzik]

I think they're referring to the whole thing about not spilling your seed on the ground.

However, as women don't lose eggs when they climax, I'd suggest that the Church is merely against MALE masturbation, or any act that involves EJACULATION anywhere outside of the vagina. Frig away, ladies!

[Imaginefree69]

"they're referring to the whole thing about not spilling your seed on the ground."

Some are.

Most are simply parroting taboos from the nursery

or from the pulpit (same thing, really).

The "spilling seed on the ground" story

had absolutely NOTHING to do with masturbation,

but very few christians know enough of their bibles

to even find that story, much less read and comprehend it.

[Imaginefree69]

"The purpose of sex is to create life"

Baloney.

You think the world needs more humans?

You haven't heard of overpopulation?

You think that a couple with six kids

should have made love only six times in their life?

Sex is fun, it's sharing, it's bonding,

it's relaxing, it's solace, it's a way to express love...

Sex is one of the PRIMARY human drives.

Who do you suppose made us that way?

[Imaginefree69]

bassawash

I eagerly await your proof

that masturbation is forbidden by the Bible.

[bassawash]

relax dude. thats not what i was saying. the bible doesnt clearly state it anywhere. it wouldnt matter anyway, considering that anyone who listens to the bible is ignorant to reality.

[Imaginefree69]

"relax dude. thats not what i was saying. the bible doesnt clearly state it anywhere"

Um...

but you wrote

"you know your penis also fits perfectly in your hand, but the bible tells us that god certainly doesnt want that, now does he?"

Okay, you were just jerking the fundies, cool,

but please don't get shirty

when people respond directly to your words, eh?

[bassawash]

my friend wrote that. i was showing him the video because i figured he would get a kick out of this display of christian ignorance. i should have clarified this before you manifested a fight out of it. besides, if i was being 'shirty', i would have said that you make me sick with how you can possibly believe these two crackpots. do some research about the domestication of bananas. as a matter of fact, do some research about the parallels between jesus and every other sun god in history.

[Imaginefree69]

"you make me sick with how you can possibly believe these two crackpots."

What ever gave you the idea that I believe these people?

"do some research about the domestication of bananas"

Hahaha!!

Do you think the farmers selected for the attributes discussed in this video? The number of ridges to correspond with the human hand, etc?

That is quite amusing.

You seem to have missed my position by a mile.

I merely responded to your Bible reference,'as fundies love to spout erroneous bible info.

[bassawash]

it wasnt 'my' bible reference. look, i dont want to fight somebody with which i agree. my friend said something stupid and erroneous trying to poke fun at the barbarians in the above video. on another note bananas are obviously not bred for their ease of ingestion. farmers select plants that produce the largest pith, contain the most desirable amount of starch, and are triploids. i am no bumbling moron. do not take me for a fool.

[Imaginefree69]

Well, when I read things like

"you make me sick with how you can possibly believe these two crackpots."

it's not easy to discern that you agree with me.

See ya around the banana patch :=)

[jrparri]

And then God created the COCONUT - which is a total PAIN IN THE ASS to get into - and put it on islands where there's nothing else to eat ... because he's a TOTAL DICK

[scright]

He most be in creationist paradise when he shops for fruit and veg.

[SlapEveryJew]

Wow how can you believe God exists?

[Guruguru222]

I LOVED THIS VIDEO mainly because he said banana. :P

[harryogre]

The worst way to make an argument for the existence of God is to have clueless idiots talk about something they have no idea about.

The wild ancestor of the banana is almost uneatable. Not "shaped for the hand" or any of these claims. The modern banana is a hybrid created by humans. Like corn and other hybrids.

When idiots argue "for" God it hinders thinking people from accepting the notion of God.

Christianity's worst enemy is stupid Christians.

[manofgod577]

Yeah, the banana theory was pretty much doomed from the time the thing was artificially made some few thousand years ago. I honestly think us Christians need to stop trying to prove that God exists, because we can't.

Nice scenery though

[LichmicrO]

...or maybe we evolved to be efficient banana eaters?

JUST SAYIN

[dmokbk]

so is a penis, but you dont see him flapping one across his face

[ddalejr]

go to church you idiot!

[cymbeli]

Kirk's a geek and is very arrogant since he got saved? Is that what that is.

[ddalejr]

dont call him a complete moron! he fighting gods fight! so yall shut up! kirk camoran and ray comfort are awesome!

[liber8me]

actually the bananna is a perfect example of EVOLUTION!

LMOA some creationists are either fucking stupid or just liars.

have a look at wild banannas

[airfalcon]

Hahah , the other guy is laughing while the idiot is explaining.

[Recoil42]

Nope, that's Kirk Cameron. I'm sure you can find a video of him on the right in "related videos", and from there, it'll be no doubt that he wasn't laughing, he was gladly eating that tripe up.

[johnnyk427]

Curved towards the face for easy entry? That reminds me of another video I saw on the internet..

[rofflemonger]

sir i commend you, your comment made my day.

[RichardDrumm]

Whatta maroon! (in my best Bugs Bunny voice)

Note to creationists out there: Avoid trying to use logic in your falacious arguments. It's not your strong point...

[ozemc]

What a complete moron!

[thebecbec1]

cute!

[ytmoog]

This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

[zmd014227]

"I got something else perfectly rounded that would fit in a girl's mouth. Does that mean it should go there?"

Why else would Almighty God create women?

[cymbeli]

To let you all know what dweebs you are.

[IrishBeerMonster]

Well, that's two more for my "Smarter Than" list.

[Leonivek]

You can't be serious. There are actually people this dumb? Oh, yeah, I forgot... there's George Bush. And, besides, religion makes people dumb.

It also looks like the guy next to him is trying not to laugh in his dumb face.

[Cketzalcoatl]

Oh no, this is not possible, "it's curved towards the face"? O, dear FSM, my mind will soon explode...

[Zendrig]

I guess god was still practicing whe he created oranges and pineapples.

[snicksim]

ROFL

[NyyDave]

Oh god. Funny they actually believe in the interwebernets.

[kurnugi4]

Pomegranates.

Therefore, god is dead.

[chapio]

I got something else perfectly rounded that would fit in a girl's mouth. Does that mean it should go there?

[Sicklycryptic]

When I saw this the first time, I thought it was a creationist spoof. Ironically using the banana as evidence (Ape ancestors and so on), but having seen this Comfort guy in other places "debating" (with rational response) I realised he was serious. How an adult grows up legitimately believing this I have no idea. Hopefully he gets the help he needs.

[elC0mmen]

I also thought it was Poe's law the first time I saw it...

[jmm078]

Wow, this has to be the worst argument I've ever seen for anything.

[KKHKISHZKH]

Aww! Bless him! He really seems to believe what he's saying too!

[zrice03]

Humans have been cultivating and breeding crops, including bananass for thousands of years. They have been choosing qualities they like and weeding out the qualities they don't like. There is an intelligence behind the design of the banana: humans.

[wabbajackwabbajack]

Piss poor argument for creationism.

[keydetpiper]

Wow. All I can say is wow.

[firework93]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I actually feel off my chair laughing at this. Seriously Kurt, what a cunt.

[arcrendition]

'ddv13devo' stated:

"Wow, watching videos like this, I weep for humanity. Someone should tell this guy that chimps have the same ridges on their hands that humans do. And guess what, apes like bananas, too! Jeez, looks like we've got a perfect argument for evolution right there. Jesus."

I couldn't have put is so eloquently myself.

Atheists - 1

Creationists - 0

[danprid]

That's a bit sexual really, what he's doing.

[pedro1492]

God created the bananaphone

[Patriot1916]

its a banana....

[greg1904]

Its just a banana...

you idiot...

[TEM1065]

HAHAH please people you cant actually listen to this shit!!!!

[1BEAVIS13]

They really don't know a domestic banana is a lot different than a wild banana.

[ddv13devo]

Wow, watching videos like this, I weep for humanity. Someone should tell this guy that chimps have the same ridges on their hands that humans do. And guess what, apes like bananas, too! Jeez, looks like we've got a perfect argument for evolution right there. Jesus.

[daughtry4eva]

why should god exist outside time

[whammy349]

Their website is sort of freaky, I mean im Christian but I believe God is about forgiveness.

[AngryLoner84]

So... humans were meant to eat only bananas?

[Mojosbigstick]

So, so funny! More like this, please!

[AbflugSupra]

hahahahah

[ronaldhalabi7]

You guys all know that those two men are totally gay for each other, are spending way too much time with bananas doing who knows what with them. This video was incredibly homosexual in nature. Freud would have a thing or two to say.

[mattgcn]

How can anyone honestly take this seriously? Hilarious :D

[takethesprucemoose]

How do you not stop yourself before that presentation and think "wow, this could come off kind of gay". Funny stuff none the less

[bryonpav]

"You notice a point at the top for ease of entry!" hahahahaha, you know he takes it.

[joshuasam1620]

Too bad the banana he's holding is a domesticated banana created by humans and fruit cross breading. A real, natural banana is the size of a softball and hard as a rock. I hate you, Kirk Cameron.

[pseudotasuki]

Mmmm... I do love my bananas with some delicious crumbly cross breading.

[mabeylauren]

Since bananas are the perfect food for us to eat, doesn't that prove we're related to monkeys!?

[mmmbeer]

If you look, you will find that my penis fits in your hand. Go ahead, try it.

[spiralforce09]

was god just joking with us when he created the pineapple then.

[krone01]

LMAO! well said

[mcbride5532]

Hmmmm, now explain the pineapple.

moron.

[wintercs]

Or The Durian fruit, Jack fruit or quit possibly the delicious cactus apple :) I would just love to meet these guys and discuss evolution V.S. creation, then weigh the evolution evidence against their so called creation "evedance". I wonder which would win. Oh yea and since there would be two of them i would like to invite Richard Dawkings to our meeting. :)

[theeWidow]

may i just say 2 things...

1. is this like part porno how to/banana loving

2. is this guy high or on acid.... because i wana be what he is on.. it seams like a good drug :D

[calgonakis]

HOw naive.

[Kinl23]

Bannanas "None slip surface" thats nothing a bit of KY can't fix ;)

[emmie10203]

How does "selective pressure applied over a long period of time" on specific bannanas change the entire look, opening, etc. of bannanas? Its like how evolution suggests that cows went into the ocean and over time developed a need for fins, a snout on the top of his head, etc. I'd like to see that happening; it would prolly be pretty funny! ; )

[poorsod]

haha you are funny

[aerolatinogeba]

LOL

[majorvoltage]

Had he opened a book, he would have learned that bananas were domesticated by humans and selective bred to have their current traits. The (man made) selective pressure applied over a long period of time caused a significant change in the traits of bananas. This is an excellent demonstration of evolution. The ironly is delicious!

Kirk...YOU FAIL!

[keepitbr00tal]

not to mention, the entire purpose of fruit is to be eaten and thus, have the seeds of the plant spread. bananas being a favourite food item of primates, would evolve a basic design catering to it's consumer's tastes. if the banana weighed fifty pounds, tasted like earwax and was rock-hard, it wouldn't get eaten and no more banana trees would be grown. its pretty fucking simple, i can't believe anyone takes this video seriously.

[douchebomb]

This can't be real.

[lontlont]

Note how the penis curves AWAY from the mouth. That's why you should only go down on bananas, like Ray here.

[daingoding]

What about the watermelon?

[ExplodingLizard]

Someone get this guy a pineapple to see what he does with it ...

[Kinl23]

everyone knows god made pineapples to fit on your finger for easy carrage, you know with that hole in the middle ;)

[Tatoon]

lolol, this could be an actual creationist comment

[animematt]

I think he is being serious. He has a whole series of these videos!!

Of course he probably doesnt realize that the banana was a result of selective breeding.

[CorneliusFractogram]

I agree with SeinUndZeit. At least that's what it seems like, taking into consideration the tone of voice of the guy who explains it. But I understand people who take him as being serious, it is sometimes extremely difficult to not underestimate the idiocy of creationists...

[pepe6666]

Umm. Monkeys open their bananas from the other end. Stupids.

[SeinUndZeit]

you idiots. He's being sarcastic.

[crabula]

the homosexual overtones are overflowing here. besides the obvious banana + gay mustache guy, notice how squirmy and embarrassed kirk gets near the end, then quickly tries to regain his composure. not joking or insulting: its ok to be gay, kirk, you don't have to feel bad about it. accept reality and live free of shame! more importantly, stop trying to make others feel ashamed, others who have the courage to be themselves in a world that preaches against their nature! thanks!

[drinktheale]

It's even curved towards the face!

[smeggo]

Yes, humans cultivated the modern banana through selection from its inedible relatives. Intelligent design at work!

[Joshman5k]

It is funny, because the banana he is holding is one that was a result from selective breeding. So in a way, it points towards evolution, with artificial selection replacing natural selection.

[aegisss]

Holy shit, God does exist!!

[smartarse001]

Actually, wait a sec? Bananas... monkeys... humans.

I think this guy is trying to prove the evolutionary mutation of the opposible thumb! OWN GOAL!

[TAYLORT5]

I have no HANDS or feet but I still can type this message with my eyes..

[Yggdrasill4]

Athiest's nightmare lol They LAUGH AT THIS!!!

[JizzExplosion]

A banana like that isn't even a natually occuring fruit. And besides, who else does a banana suit....primates!!!

[tylenolalcohol]

That's true. Therefore, humans evolved from primates. Thanks for proving evolution is true, Ray.

[JizzExplosion]

Yeah, that's all I had. Hey it was 5 months ago anyway, do you mean Ray like Ray Charles because I'm blind, cause that's kind of cool.

[tylenolalcohol]

Ray Comfort. It's the bananologist in the video, proving the existence of the christian god with a banana. Funny because I can prove the existence of Xenu or Zeus with his flawed logic.