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  • fuck me!! thats what she said

  • I'd like to sip on some Alizee

  • I'm french, I would not want to disappoint some of you, but Alizée is actualy a singer for 13 years old teenager girls and the lyrics are often shallow-minded,corny and inane...

    But i can understand that you may like the song for the way it sounds to your strangers ears.

  • that fucking advert

  • muy buena

  • OMG Mr Cameraman, that was really not the time to get someone's head in the way of the shot!

  • she is very beautiful

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  • I never wanted to be a fish until now!

  • Was this on a tv show ?

  • The lyrics are simply retarded... I think this song has been written by a 6 year old kid...

  • Lyrics? What lyrics?

  • Are the lyrics really THAT retarded?

  • @CyberSerbs

    it starts like this ( I'll try my best to translate in english) :

    My skin is soft

    In my bubble bath

    I splash myself

    I laugh about it

    My goldfish

    In my bubble bath

    (2 sentences I don't even understand)

    Stopped watching the video there

  • @0987654a5 hah! xD i have soft skin in my bubble bath i splash a little i laugh my red goldfish swims in my bubble bath i wrap him tenderly, i.... tell him i don't have any problems i lay around no troubles, i lay around in the water i bathe it's important completely content, lost in time i have soft skin so on so on i can't put the hole song in the message box lol its a childish song but very catchy either way
  • @PekiboStudio

    lol my first language is french ( I live in Quebec, so it's not the same french that is spoken here ) and I couldn't understand half of what she was saying ...

  • @0987654a5 im just learning french i challanged my self to figure out these lyrics and i did then i made sure they were right and yeah...there right lol xD

  • @PekiboStudio

    I have to congratulate you, then. Seriously. I've heard people say that french is kind of a complex language with the verbs conjugation and all, but I wouldn't know because I know french forever :)

  • @0987654a5 oh its very confusing lol i can speak a little french but i don't think i could write it lol and most likely i could not read it either xD

  • @CyberSerbs im learning french now i can't tell what she's saying but it can' be all that retarded considering it was a number one hit in France besides the song sounds great wh ocares what the lyrics are if you can't understand them anyway xD

  • fish on her ass lol >>

  • She is my wife .

  • terrible...

  • BWAHAHAHA the singer's hot but the text is TERRIBLE!

  • Alizee is a fancy lady!

  • Its the hips the looks sexxxxxy

  • shes lip singing

  • good d

    ance i love you alizee from indonesia

  • I dont know what it is but theres something special about this chick. I fucking love her look

  • I love how honest the description was. I must be mistaken, but it seems to allude to a French fetish. I am on the virge of such a path. How does one woo the fanciest of wooers?

  • Good

  • epic

    

  • ??????????????

  • La mas linda

  • very nice how much

  • dat ass

  • P.S., is this the French version of Viva la Vida?

  • If I was the leader of a country, I would make up some crap about France and have my country invade, I will then run into Paris while it is burning, all of my men are being mowed down due to lack of preperation, I will then grab her, and run out of the city with her in my arms and go AWOL from my country, and live happily with her somewhere on a tropical Australlian island...Hell, I'd do all of that just for a slip of paper with her phone number on it!

  • this chick is a stone cold hottie. If i was justin Beiber, i would be pursuing this chick...

  • Quelle chaudasse lol ^^ WHAT A HOT GIRL !! =)

  • u don't need to know french to know this is a shit song, but jesus look at her...

  • I guess she can get away with singing lackluster French pop on sex appeal alone...

  • Je t'ame alizee viva la france haha im part french so I lov her music

  • I will kill myself 

  • I just fell in love

  • OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  MMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

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  • Elle est la definition de féminité e beaute!

  • Me some French

  • Well I think it's about time to pull out the ol Rosetta stone an learn

  • the first girl to make i feel that i must love a girl, not a man ........... because she is so womenly and sexy .............

  • I just wet my pants

  • Quel trés mignone jeunne femme!!! je suis dejá enchantée pour elle, comme emmanuelle beart, cet jeunne avoir de talent sans coutê sa belle visage que est bien jolie!!!!!

  • Bellaaaa figa

  • NOW

    i wanna learn French

  • @ramadaani its easy :) lol or not :P

  • @tymyzy how man??

  • My Cat wants to do her

  • omg.....now i want to be in France

  • MAXIMUM CUTENESS

  • With her it reeally doesn't matter french is a language I don't speak...

  • ... Turning gay men straight for 4 minutes and 19 Seconds!

  • @killwize Turning straight women to lesbian for 4 minutes and 19 sec :D

  • @killwize haha win

  • damn advertising

  • siempre que vea este video lo voy a votar, por que me encanta,,,,mujer hermoza alizee!!!

  • je t'aime alizee!

  • fucking voting stripe....

  • melafo

    

  • holy shit

    this is the definition of female

  • i sooooo get a booner everytime i watch this XD

  • I didn't understand a word of that, but as a heterosexual male it got my vote.

  • @m1trekker LOL!!!

    WORD!!!

  • she obviously has no actual talent singing and all they are doing is promoting her sexuality.

  • u know why those two guitarists are smiling? cuz they put her on a spit. (that's a 3-way position for all you 12 year olds out there...)

  • O.O sooooooo sexy!

  • OMG she is soooo hot!!!!

  • this woman is an example of perfect body. I still don't understand why but she has a different beauty of body than the other women. (way more better sexier)

  • @killersblade Cos she isn't skinny like many other women.

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  • I'm Learning French because of Her.

  • @TheChiefsDude that's sad

  • She is hot indeed but her music sucks as hell. Lucky are those who don't understand the lyrics...

  • She ring me yesterday to ask to come and sit on my face

  • Most beautiful woman in the world.

  • gros play bach de merde

  • @Hardjumperis disgusting

    

  • @Hardjumperis who doesn't :P

    

  • love u Alizze!

  • Ding doooooong...

  • Bonjour cheri!

  • Foul français d'odeur de personnes.

  • aw je l'aime, je pense qu'elle ne fiers France.

    elle est si jolie et elle met tant d'émotion dans sa chanson.

    bien fait pour elle! :) Xx

  • Terrible....

  • pedobear ...

  • I could listen to this with out sound for ages

  • Both an amazing song and the sexiest performance ever!

  • Great

  • You can see her mind going in the closeups, gauging her performance :-)

  • haha funny :D

  • Her head lights were on.

  • ye great song >_>

    i can watch this video 100 times more even if its on mute :x

  • there's a place in france...

  • I want to know who is the lucky bastard who f@#k that brilliant girl :)))

  • @mihail1111 its me

  • if she wasn't so undressed nowone would notice her voice... 

  • humm i've never been interested in French girls but she might be an exception.

  • When i see her, i want to be straight !!!

  • wie schön kann eine frau sein...

  • wow can it get any mor slutty... i mean yeah she is sexy n pretty n a good singer... but i mean really, thats lip sinking

  • pretty french gal

  • i no longer hate France..... lollll

  • she's so cute.,. <3

  • Lipsync!

  • she looks so innocent :D

  • This girl is insanely hot.

  • WTF est-ce ... ma grand-mère peut mieux chanter

  • C'est pile poil mon type de femme

    putain que je l'dmire et qu'elle est sexy avec une touche de gentilesse et de féminité

  • wow, so she is pretty and catchy song!

  • very nice song..

  • can you sing while sitting on this

  • Zettai Ryouiki.You are doing it DAMN right!

  • She looks like rachael leigh cook

  • @kindboy1996 She looks like Alizze :) Lol

  • The song sounds good, but the lyrics are just retarded...

  • I know! I looked them up and i'm assuming its about sex? Maybe? In French slang? If not then the lyrics make absolutely no sense! But your right great song still :P

  • @RsKarouto no lol

  • @Anitaka00 Damn dude, no need to be so fucking hostile. Chill, bro. CHIIIL.

  • @RsKarouto I've been looking all the comments to see what could've had offended you and: tada: "no lol", is that it ^^?

    If yes I'm really sorry, I was just answering it is not french slang as (I thought) you asked.

    So sorry then, and I'm a girl :p

  • it's playback but who cares ^^

  • I have no clue what she's saying, but damn she's hot! : )

  • mailandreaslehmann@aol.com

    

  • how she can move her body ... wee hee ;D

  • beautiful / sexy / and hot shis a Angel ofc :D

  • Looks like the outfit shrunk a bit since the last performance...I don't mind :D

  • omg she's perfect in every asspect!

  • She is so fucking hot.

  • quel salope celle la franchement mdr

  • alizee salee dee loo maas ermosa en estee videoo Ö .. ^^

    Bii,,

    MiiGuueeL.

  • It almost depresses me to know I will never be with this individual, nor will I ever get the chance to meet this lovely woman. Alizee, much love

  • i want to go to there..

  • Shes so sexy.

  • totally lip syncing.

  • LOVE HER MUSIC

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  • @jakebrigand whoa!!

  • shes the most beautful woman on earth - what a face :) shes so cute :-)

  • holy shit..... i'll bite that

  • HOW the boys behind her could play the guitars while she dancing like that ? 0_0

  • @123nader123 they must be gay lol

  • @123nader123 Haha yeah. My dick would move my guitar far foward.

  • This is fappable

  • I hav no fucking idea wat she said but shes awesome

  • 0.O

  • i masturbated so hard to this

  • @jakebrigand hahahaha tu est con toi man!

    u are crazy dude xD

  • @jakebrigand man, you are crazy. I laughed so hard after I've read this.

  • did she rip off coldplay or did coldplay rip off her

  • @craisslayer oo, i never noticed until now lol. well obvi coldplay bec this song came out in the year 2000-2001. u are very observant :)

  • Tiens ça faisait longtemps qu'on n'avait pas vu Alizée :)

  • It's so wierd...It's like the more I stare and watch this video the more I fall in love with her and like... wanna marry her... ._.

  • the only reason she sellin records its cuz she cute

  • I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

  • jizz in ma pants

  • Dat ass B-)

  • sexybabe, loving her new album

  • shes so lip singing

  • @nicki123414 Who cares? :D

  • @nicki123414 she can wrap those lips around this anytime

  • i swear whoever has problems against this beauty they i tell u have bigggggg mental problems,so any time u guy read stupid comment do forget its been written by some sick guy

  • (h) (h) (h) beautiful

  • perfect performance

  • <33

  • Omg

  • Vraiment une superbe fille!!

  • très belle cette chanson

  • Her poor husband