Two and a Half Men: New Intro trailer season 9 / staffel 9 - Ashton Kutcher

[VienVie1]

lol pure joke that ashton kutcher has the high note lol

[11heath13]

I want Charlie back this show is so lame now >:(

[Poet0fDarkness666]

@11heath13 i havent watched a single episode with kutcher, i want charlie back >:(

[NinaxD97]

i hate ashton!! with him it´s boring....i just show it about alan,jake and berta!....the intro..big shit! ashton sounds gay...but jake sounds cool....cool today comes two and a half men :) (in germany)

[greenqueen247]

kutcher stole jake's part wat the hell



[BoneShakerBangers]

I think its soo funny how ashton sing it...xD

[NiNiWoobie]

Jake must stay in the middle not Fashto Plutscher (Ashton Kutcher) -.- Jake, you are sooo cute <3

[joaogutemn3]

Todos eles tem narigão quadrado kkkkkkkkkkkk

[THE16THPHANTOM]

the show is slowly dying(at least in my eyes)...i can sit through it and not move a muscle on my face. its full of disgusting unfunny joke, jokes about female periods, tampons,females farting...its just awful. there's a British accent woman that's making me hate the nice British accent that everybody loves.

[Chrisi14913]

ich hasse ashton kutcher

[funnyboyxd3]

0:00 - 0:03 Best Part!! ♥ Jake *.*

[Miz21ful]

they should change the name to two men and a douche!

[DAVEMAN54]

Gay

[SophieBonesSVU]

lol ashton is such a creep.

[AssassinsGaming]

00:12 LOL

[BeckRocks01]

00:07 Jesus and two men

[MatthewPride]

STUPID americans ! GOD FUCK america !

[TheIndudey360]

Bring back charlie and then cancel it..CHARLIE SHEEN IS TWO AND HALF MEN!

[CaptainRupeez]

more like 1 man, 1 teen and 1 douche

[zorta66]

man ich hasse die neuen fogen ohne charlie

[familyguylover543]

Ashton sounds like a gay phllipine

[funnyboyxd3]

guckt mal hin wie alen ashton anguckt :DD (als ob er sagen würde : verpiss dich wir wollen charlie zurück xD)

[Darkanakin2010]

@funnyboyxd3 ne er kuckt mehr so als würde er sich denken wer ist das :D

[laraxify]

fu fu fu fu fu fu fu you fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fuuuuu yyoouuuuuuuuuuuuu kutscher 

[allogicid]

Oh no, one more of those bad parody videos -.-

[vithovenstyle]

Too bad Charlie Sheen was kicked out 'cause the show went downhill from there, not to mention Kelso with a beard is far from funny and insufferable Alan is more unbearable than ever...

[FPSManInTheWall]

Charlie sheen was better than Ashton, Like this if you agree

[chrisonius]

i'll get ill when i see THAT!!!!!

[belarusboy100]

Alan keeps looking at Ashton like Who the **** is he

[ImWhereImAt]

why don't they just end the show before they ruin it?

[TheLeumrock]

Alan is gay 

[ZakX11]

It's "Two men and Jesus" now

[Chechox9]

Thumbs up if you believe that Charlie Sheen needs to comeback to Two and a half men.

[maxochic1]

I DISLIKED YEAH!!

[mpkio]

Not as good as the original theme with Charlie Sheen.

And before I get hate, I have seen an episode with Ashton in it and I didn't like it at all. Ashton's not a bad actor or anything; I just prefer Charlie Sheen is all. :)

[djuro20]

@mpkio i don't realy folow this show, but from what little i hae seen, sheen should not havebeen replaced, the show should just have ended gracefully,imagine if they had replaced ed o'neill in MWC with someone else.

[DiePoessnecker]

1.423 peoples ar stupid!

[yvenseibel12]

jacke``s stimme is fast wie chaliys

[TheTdays]

Ashton is, and will always be Awesome!!!!

[MultiTwilightTV]

Jake is so hot!

[MrsSpyro01]

I've never seen this episode.

[ModernArtProductions]

gay gay gay gagay gagay gay gay

[Shale6298]

jake is now hot

[gusmode101]

Ashton is not cutting it. Saw an episode last night and he was coming up with the lamest lines. Preffer to watch the old episodes on FX

[NinaxD97]

with ashton it´s shit! i hate him! and his voice sounds gay! but angus t jones voice sounds cool :) i didn´t think that he has a dark voice :) but i like it...but i miss charlie he must wandted back to the show!

PS: sry for my english i´m not american oder frome he united kingdom

[0peppers]

Give Ashton a break everyone. He said in an interview he was gonna work his ass off to entertain the public. So try to forget about Charlie Sheen for a moment and try to see this as a different show. Maybe that'll help you get over your rage.

[MrUniqueunknown]

is it just me, or did the theme song just get painful

[SebastopolQueen]

ALL CHARLIE SHEENS FANS FAGS ARE IDIOTS!

[Mshpharrypotter]

why is evryone hating on this i love it

[GottGruner]

my question: is ashton the "half man"?

[feigay]

@GottGruner haha, if u see the episode with him, u can kind of tell the half men is actually him

[meisammamiageil]

FUCK IS JAKE HOT :O <3

[jujulinhazinha1]

Jakee *--*

[schimmel1998]

I would charly sheen back

[EnoPotterLestrange]

now ashton is the alf man:D

[Xarturax]

ashton is not bad but he is no charlie

[DRAKiix3]

Jake *-*

[OlfSuper]

Cool

[WaWAnimations]

jake isnt a half man anymore !!

[666mephistophilis]

@WaWAnimations it's two guys and JESUS......

[Themarcotot]

@WaWAnimations yes, walden is it! :D

[TheTdays]

@WaWAnimations but Kutcher is... :)

[elmolovescookies]

@WaWAnimations but since walden acts immature and childish, he is now the "half man" 

[Raven12516]

@WaWAnimations That's ok. Berta can do that.

[Dlik3D4rkiboy]

@WaWAnimations But ashton ^^

[MrdPredator]

@WaWAnimations Ashton is the half men xD

[jason63585]

@WaWAnimations allan is the half men -_-

[Viceralo]

@WaWAnimations Ashton is!

[RandomMovies97]

i think it would be awesome with charlie and ashton

[thebeatles241]

y el asthon del america

[MileySmiley950]

Jack is so hot <33

PS: I want Charlie back !

[pkmeele]

i kinda think the show is funnier with ashton. but i've always liked ashton more :p especially in That's 70s Show. i love Charlie too though, but the same character over 8 seasons got boring i guess.

[4everbigtimerushfan]

jake is so hott...and cute!!!...ohh yeah and i miss charlie

[PinkBeautifulMonster]

Ashton seemed very excited.

[jigsaw253]

@rubenoide42 Aa si vamos a revivir a charlie con las esferas del dragon

[TheOpticSniperzz]

Kutcher is awesome,and hilarious on this show.. but CHARLIE is WINNING!

[1DinosaurLover]

The actors seem not to like to perform with Ashton...

[PvtNoclass925]

fuck ashton. i hate his character and acting on the show....Charlie Sheen was perfect for this show. We miss you Charlie. Winning!

[LPKiND1]

gaylord ....<.<

[pjrullez]

ashton stay in 70s show were u belong

[MargarettaDelPomelo]

Shut up Kelso.

[natmil1]

So... is Ashton the "half man" of "Two and a Half Men" now?

[MayoraXSougo13]

....Kutcher looks like a pedobear...

[netorito92]

aww.. jake y no longer the funny little boy he used to be.. miss charlie also :(

[iiRollSushii]

Guys Why hate ? It's the same, "Two Men on the Sides and a Kid in the Middle"

[cronkrer]

why the hell they put ashton in the middle thats jakes territory

[averystripes]

Dont get me wrong, I love Ashton but seeing this makes me wanna cry. COME BACK CHARLIEEEE!!!!!

[gonzataker]

this serie is not the same without charlie

[90sambabam2]

HAHAHAAHAHAHA look at Alans face when aston comes up.

[BlackHole100100]

Miss Charlie </3

[GameHydra]

They shoud rename the show to one and a half men and one vagina!

[EliDvorela]

i love alan's face in 00:07 x)...sorry for bad english...:)

[XxXxXxlifegoesonXxXx]

phaha jake looks pissed off.

[1usarobin]

they should change the name of the show to "1 and a 2 half men" because "jake" and "alan" is the same height now and kutcher is taller than they are x)

[pkeropl0x]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[jordan198925]

o brasil clama pela volta do charlie!

[UncleMikeNJ]

So which one is the "half man"?

A. Jake, for being the kid? He's now taller than the others.

B. Alan, for being not especially manly?

C. Charlie, for the Paris subway train rendering him "half the man he used to be"?

D. Ashton, because any man who would cheat on Demi Moore must be less than a man?

[manns101101]

Does anyone else think that in this clip, Ashton looks like he's a secret serial killer about to kill Jake and Alan?

[diffitz88]

Well this intro was good the first 6 seconds :P Okey maybe Aston is better than no one okey but the intro sucked :P

[coll167]

NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ASHTON KUTCHER.

NOTHINGS WRONG WITH CHARLIE SHEEN.

PEOPLE SHOULD TINK IF ITS NOT CHARLIE,

WERE GLAD ITS ASHTON.

[leoraul777]

this is one of those videos many people don't like not because it´s banned or something, but because ASHTON KUTCHER IS NOTHING COMPARED TO CHARLIE!!!

[Kakouzu]

We should tell Messner that Yeti's got girly voices...

[kingcamilo]

cmonn th show was actually with the charlie scenes. look at all the dislikes

[pleychido3000]

ashton isn't a ''manly man''

[wmuc2010]

NO way!!

[SkaAnime]

Is it just me or Jake looks a lot like John Lennon in this intro?

[Valetokita246]

Charlie Charlie charlie

[pleychido3000]

great but is better with charlie

[hcs511]

Jon Cryer was the best actor, now, it's Ashton.

[DiscoStu421]

Since 0:08 - 0:10 Alan is like WTF???

[DiscoStu421]

Charlie Sheen was THE BEST, and NO ONE can replace him, but Ashton Kutcher is a good actor, whit good movies, but the caracter is unfunny and baby

[coll167]

i used to never get into this show but since ashtons in it i am hooked. but charlie sheen is better

[PM37SW]

Maybe the series was better with sheen, but thats not ashton kutcher's fault. Charlie Sheen has ruined this all by hisself

[Black123Beard]

@PM37SW Nothing's Ashton Kutsher's fault, and I agree it was Charlie who fucked it all up. However, he was worth the 1,5 millions he demanded for a role he was tired of. He didn't want it to go on, unless he'd be paid for it. That is completely understandable.

What I don't get, and probably never will, is why they invited a weak actor as Ashton Kutsher to replace him.

[PM37SW]

@Black123Beard

Hmmm, Ashton is weak, but I think the most important actor for the series is Jon Cryer

[THOR2788]

yep i agree, although Ashton plays his role well.

[cicely666]

@PM37SW hmm, ok, die.

[elchistosoII]

No quiere aguarles la fiesta a los fanaticos, pero nunca vi esta serie y me entero de eso de q el tio salio y metieron a ese barbon , yo lo veo simplemente como una aprovechamiento , haciendo mas famoso a su programa , en resumen esto puede q sea una farsa para darle mas fama a su show

[catalan061]

es que no hay que pedir manita arriba para decir que charlie es el mejor

solo preguntele con cuantas mujeres ha tenido sexo y con eso todo quedara solucionado

[123mataga]

jakes replacing charlie...because he is in the position that charlie was in : )

[EugeneCamilleri]

Ashton's character is awesome. But this intro summarises all of Season 9. It's not the same without charlie.

[SuperMagicHand]

0:09 The faces

Alan: Who is this motherf**ker?

Jake: I miss uncle Charlie u.u

Ashton: I love to be the new Charlie

[KidKashV3]

We Want Charlie !

[JulianaVGirardi]

Amazing =) 

[AllyferAlmeidaofc]

Mt Paia isso aff

[Vikito9966]

NOOOOOOOOO nonono NOOOOOOT! ... I want Charlie baaack.I don;t care about his problems.Charlie, get back there or i'll some and kill UUUU! Thanks :))

[king3sebi]

Achston is soo gay

[ZodiacK001]

Bring back charley!!!!!!!!

[tomnow92]

dahaha so aston is half man? xDD

[JVNize]

a cara do alan é da hora quando o ashton começa a cantar

[xStyloz]

Dead Dead Dead Dead Charlie is Dead Dead killed him of a see he was a coke head :D

[Forestv24]

Ashton is funny, but not as funny as Charlie Sheen was, bring back sheen, get rid Ashton.

[roggerdorap1]

Charlie Sheen jamais sera subistituido!

[RebrayMarie]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha

[thiagomoser]

O Ashton tá se achando todo e tá simplesmente ridículo. Postura forçada, torto, voz irritante e sem contar o jeito de viado...

[thedearmimo]

He visto la nueva temporada con Ashton, y la verdad me ha hecho reír bastante, Charile es muy bueno y su humor es realmente inigualable, pero era bueno un cambio, y Ashton no lo ha hecho nada mal, su toque infantil le da un gracia agradable.

[krawkevin]

@thedearmimo claro es muy bueno yo la he visto pero no se simplemente yo ya no lo veo como two and a half men

[Alejandroboquense]

@thedearmimo

Two and a half men sin Charlie Sheen es como El Chavo del 8 sin Don Ramón y Quico.

[guinhorabbi]

sheen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[alasor4]

you could change it and not jake he should continue to grow at the forefront of this computer-dasi

[alasor4]

hahahahahahhaha see this on the ballot that people like Charlie Sheen and not you, Ashton Kutcher

[alasor4]

This headlamp is fucked with Charlie was better

[mcrway13]

Tht fucking Ashton's nasal voice, and yea, also his pedosmile... omg, it freaks me out.

[manducon]

SUCK



[xboxermerce47]

thats is jeriicho???

[grinchy29]

so wrong

[XxWarr1orxX]

achston is much better as charlie

[LiviaSalvatore]

Ashton made 948 accounts

[TraiIs]

This show is so dead to me now.... Ashton is not funny at all...

[RaMdOmIzEyYoZiEyO]

LOL AT CRYER

[paisacool]

CRAP



[kathiepunch]

i miss charlie, but is okay. ashton is funny too.

[nicoleplumer12]

Love tow and a half men

[TheUndifynedMerce]

Oh god... I never want to hear Ashton Kutchers voice go that high again O.o

[ThecoolDubbers]

oh my god Angus T.jones sing very good he shold be a pop star

[totallyJolly]

I like Ashton..but it won't be the same without Charlie :(

[onmask123]

i like that jake is on left their charlie used to be

[GamingBoy58]

hes touching there butts 0:22

[daryltjuuh]

It's not the same, but it's good so, haters, fuck off

[SpazGazmz]

personally think it's A LOT funnier with Kutcher in it

[69ALLybally]

This makes me extra hard.

[69ALLybally]

OMG OMG SO HOT

[sergiocable]

IM STILL WATCHING THIS SHOW,I DONT CARE IF PEOPLE SAY IT SUCKS.ASHTON WILL MAKE HIS BEST.SO GET A LIFE AND STOP SAYING ASHTON SUCKS.CHARLIE SHEEN IS GOOD TOO.HATERS GONNA HATE.FIRST WATCH THE SHOW AND THEN JUDGE

[TAYLORC1201]

This sucks

[Jennaroxxs]

lol i agree it's not the same without charlie but this made me laugh :D

[BussKarasu]

Ashton's voice is sucks. TEAM CHARLİE !

[Thenuttyboy24]

Walden you Gay

Son of A BITCH!!!!!!

[pirralho3]

Ah c'mon ppl give ashton a chance ;/

[maddiebff22]

JAKE!!!!!

[paktheking1]

ALAN's face at 0:08

[TheAnna3000]

I want charlie back, because this guy looks not good in the beginning of two and a half men :o and his singing is terible, i think... :D

[woodscomputerrepair]

Two and a Half Men is fucked now that Sheen is gone, Ashton could annoy the hell out of anyone just looking at them. Let alone sucking at comedy, Now Sheen was a REAL comedian

[spidermenny]

i like asthon but not fot the this program... u.u 

[Stoertebekerxxx]

Where is the half Men? The stupid fat Kid is grown up now. The Title has to be 3 Men now. This Show will not work without Charlie, but some Shows are running also too long. Better make a new Show with new Ideas and don´t warm up old food.

[HaloFikus]

@Stoertebekerxxx Let's face it, Jake has the mind of a kid :)

[ColdVolcano22]

They should've just cancelled the show....

[Vishal138]

Jake should be in the Middle like he used 2