Voltaire - Dirtiest Song that Ain't OFFICIAL

[Twillbunny]

This song is dirty...only if you have a dirty mind...lol.

[StakesAndTorches]

Why such the jazzy/New Orleansy influence on the new album? It sounds great, but I'm curious.

[xcupcakexheartagramx]

Just when I thought I couldn't love you any more. <3

[StakesAndTorches]

Oh my god is this his new album?! DEAR GOD YES

[Ewyndall]

Why haven't I heard of this band before?! Finally something fresh, lively and unique !!!

[DeAlmieda]

New favorite Artist? I think so.

[111Kur]

@DeAlmieda same here :)

[gelido00]

you are wonderful

[Whrathe]

If there's a Viola/Cello part in some of your music, may I have the music? I want to play your music to my Boyfriend, and impress my father. I'd love to have them. You rock Voltaire.

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@Whrathe Sorry, I don't have any sheet music. : (

[Whrathe]

@VoltaireMusicPage Awh, that's okay. Maybe when I get further in learning I can try to play it by ear. I love you, Voltaire, you're the best out there. :D

[leeeee666]

@Whrathe another violist? i thought i was alone in this world

[GordoZONE]

I love how the tittle say "... that ain't OFFICIAL" xD

[Volsgarph]

Any chance you could come to Bulgaria (don't look at the map, you probably won't find it there)?

..Please!

[MercilessMusicX]

You know it works when it gets past the school filters :DD

[finchthebird]

I wanna marry you.

[Gholdman20]

Still not as dirty as the Sexy Data Tango or Cantina.

[TheXavDesign]

@Gholdman20 yeah.. the first time I heard cantina .. gawd >.<

[shameshame8155]

Remind me again why this doesn't have more views?

If the Assumption Song can have 14 million whatever then why does this have only 22,575?

[LittleStarieDream15]

Down in Carolina

I met a girl with a nice banana

So I reached down between us

And I whipped out my peanuts

Skipped right past the suckin'

And got right down to puddin

She turned and said: "I gotta ask,

Would you slip it into my kitchen?" >.> that works kind XD

[Cosplaythief]

@LittleStarieDream15

How bout:

Would you slip it into my glass?

[LittleStarieDream15]

@Cosplaythief :3 oh yeah ^.^''  that works really well

[TheGothyguy]

I Want YouTube to be black!

[TheGothyguy]

2 people can go _____ themselves!

[JacobManzo]

I was the 300th like :D

[dracowrightplayer]

god i love your music, Voltaire, i love the style, and well you have very entertaing music, pluse well it's awesome. and this lets me use my mind, and my very pervy mind. can't wait to here more from you.

now i'm off to begg my mom to buy this album for me.

[jinisho666]

too damn funny this is great

[xusy1493]

I'm spanish, and i don't know what words are the missing... I'd like to sing the complete song, but

i can't understand every missing word. Can someone tell me which are they?

[jochemlol]

Yay! Luvvit!...And, sorry for not buying any of your songs Volt, but i don't have much money, and if i have it's cause i'm saving up for either LARP gear, paint, NERF guns, or any other kind of weird, creative, stuffs.

[deadlyflower13]

I think this song is classy. :D

[jimmygames666]

This was a brilliant idea and I wish I thought of it first D:<

[Cosplaythief]

This song would probably be awesome to sing live with a willing audience. I don't know if it's been done yet though. I'd love to hear it live.

[DefaultInSanity]

@Cosplaythief He performed it live at the show that I attended, it was hilarious.

[pieman173]

i will make it my goal to get this on the radio.

[MoogleBomber]

See this song right here is one of the reasons I love your music Voltaire, I am not a goth or really anything beyond what I am, but I know good enjoyable music when I hear it. Keep up the awesome work ~your fan The Mooglebomber

[TheDragonChanel]

Why does SOPA have to censor all the good songs?LOL.

[TheDragonChanel]

@TheDragonChanel LOL

[dragonsofskyrim]

I have a local radio station that plays music like this ill see if i can get them to play it

[HanaLovelace]

I was laughing so hard listening to this! I love it!

[CloudTheBusterBlader]

Dammit, Voltaire! You force me to buy all of your albums!

[MrDukeecw]

if i ordrerd a key necless of your site last wendsay when will i get it

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@MrDukeecw Hard to say without you giving me more info.. but I did mail a bunch of them today.

[MrDukeecw]

@VoltaireMusicPage i sent a messege with the information

[MrDukeecw]

@VoltaireMusicPage i got it today thxxxx for the pin im gonna wear it every day and the pin

[CyborgGrox]

HAHA! damn it must be damn lonely to be the one who voted down a song evryone but 1 likes

[Jjjkar]

@CyborgGrox I'm guessing that was an uberhipster. ; P

[PsychoticGeek23]

My fiance said this song proves how dirty minded the listener is, but until I read a comment listing all the "missing" words, I couldn't for the life of me figure out a lot of them D: *hangs head in shame*

But when I heard the Assumption Song I couldn't stop laughing.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???

Amazing song though. <3

[Svoig]

I was not expecting to see the man himself respond to a request for tabs. You're a pretty cool guy, y'know that?

[dreamplanter]

I want to buy Voltaire's CD's, the CD's not just the MP3's...but since I live in Germany I think I'll have to go with expensive Shipping or...wait till Voltaire drops buy and raid his Concert Merchandise :D

[HailTheLulz]

So... Did you go on the radio?

[flamethower5]

This can't make it on the radio because its inuendo. I believe.... not sure, But if it made it on id be freakin' exstatic

[MrDukeecw]

In this order em,am,b7

[blissfullyawake]

o voltaire how did u get urself out of this one

[tharailwaydra]

this is like the newer version of the assumption song! X'p

[TheSasorinodanna]

I´m requensting this for the radio >:)

[shamyazazel]

I love your music DUDE you`re awsome!

[BloodyFatalis]

Why is this song not on the radio yet? It's amazing! And hilarious! If you played this at a concert, Voltaire... Many LOLs would be had.

[RunescapeRandomers]

And he did something heinous

He exposed his [...]

this made me cringe... XD

[MrDukeecw]

Its alright how about guitar tabs sorry that im wasting your time

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@MrDukeecw I tune my whole guitar down a full step and play these open chords: Em Am and B7. Those are the only three chords in the song. I hope that helps.

[MrDukeecw]

@VoltaireMusicPage ok thxxxxxxxxx voltaire

[donte198]

@VoltaireMusicPage You sure do like those Chords

[MrDukeecw]

I love this song can I get the bass tabs plzzz

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@MrDukeecw Sorry, I don't play bass and I don't have bass tabs. : (

[sirpsychoRHCP6197]

@VoltaireMusicPage Dear Mr.Voltaire...i love your music so much....you're music is the perfect mixture of comedy and talent...you have such a way with words

[DarkOrMisunderstood]

You know you're innocent when you barely can sing one of these words because you don't get it...

Oh, and no, I don't know most of these words  XD

Esept "queer" maybe =3

[snowywhitequeen]

Why is the pedobear song on the related videos? o_O

[Blood4wrists]

@snowywhitequeen I was just thinking that O_O

[CutehBunneh]

Isn't "queer" considered a bad word?

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@CutehBunneh nope. queer is not a bad word. It means "strange". It's not exactly polite for a straight person to call a homosexual "queer", but it isn't in itself a curse word.

[CutehBunneh]

@VoltaireMusicPage Well then, there is no good reason this song isn't on the radio yet lol.

[MrTrenchcoatguy]

@VoltaireMusicPage

This is supposed to be a dirty song? Why are we debating the use of a 'bad' word?

[DeathsBestBitch]

@VoltaireMusicPage Don't worry if anyone commenting rudely about the use of 'queer', I duno if CutehBunneh responded rudely, but I'm a lesbian and I found it kinda funny for the end of the song, The werid thing is something like this song was on a murder case thingy on tv, so I kept thinking "Dont dooo eeeetttttttttttttt" A woman lured a man into her hotel room, where her male freind not only raped him, but murdered him. My mom just now questioned this song, but she hasnt heard Jefree yet >:D

[IxHADOUKENxI]

Voltaire, this is truly wonderful :)

I'm in a Music Academy over here in England, no-one else there had heard of you..Until I performed The Beast of Pirates Bay and this

Needless to say you've gained an additional 40 fans :p

(I got the highest grade for it as well :D

So thanks!)

Hehe..*Replays*

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@IxHADOUKENxI Congratulations! And thanks for spreading the good(?) word! lol!

[IxHADOUKENxI]

@VoltaireMusicPage I got a congratulations from Voltaire! :D

MUSIC COLLEGE HAS NOT BEEN A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!

[Cronos844]

This is what SOPA is all about

[HORRIOR]

Why did you censor "bed"?

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@HORRIOR That's not a word in the song.

[germanwolf666]

@HORRIOR bed lol Innocent mind much 

[9EvilPenguin]

Also seen on: Ponychan??

[alchemisted89789]

1 like 1 disgruntled parent ! xD

[alchemisted89789]

i love this song!



[bloodtrinitypluse]

im pissed, cause none of the local stores sell this dam album so im going to be ordering it online(hell yea im going to help out the mastery that is voltaire!) im even going to go for the actual physical album!

[ThePrOpmeister]

lawl



[Invisibrah]

I have a boner and I can't understand why

[WarriorPocky]

If you ever sing this in a concert, it will be AMAZING.

[KnittedBadge]

@WarriorPocky I can just imagine everyone shouting out all the bleeped words. :P

[TheIcecreamman77]

thank you again voltaire, for gifiting the world with your great music.

[TheMonsterzzz]

IM HORNY

[Fellknauel]

Porky minch's official song.

[yeagerkid]

i think this is better when played live, but i do like the added instrumental

[Javelin09]

Oh, Voltaire. <3

[TheKBrother]

Anyone know the chords for guitar?

[silverdragon61288]

No. this is amazaballz.



[silverdragon61288]

That is fucking epic.

[shadow271992]

This is fucking amazing xD

[RuRuRuRufus]

I loved the song, especially the ending. Unexpected and funny.

[stonenome123]

not your best but still fantastic! exellent smooth beat and an interesting storyline

[Rubyeke]

This just made my craptastic day amazing. Thank you, good sir!

[3wingzblack]

I like this song!

[MrLittlebigcity]

the first time i heard this was on my friends radio show!!!!!!!

[vercci]

Awesome as always Voltaire.

[gagalover234]

This NEEDS to be on the radio XD

[SaWhaTurtleSaw]

love how he says radio!

[alondra1226]

I Fell In LOVE With This Song!!<3

[raynsung]

Don't worry Voltaire, i'll figure out how to get it on the radio!

[Aitamen]

Oh, how I love this.

I would *love* to hear this on the radio at the store sometime~

[BloodStatic76]

This song would make the ultimate adlib. Period.

[RiverofRed]

Queer means odd :D

[laartje24]

Voltaire you've outdone yourself. genial

[Michiganboy]

This song was played on a college station run by the students :p

[SoaDfan15]

@Michiganboy Did anybody sing along and sing the words that he left out?

[BlindRunner187]

Sorry Voltaire, but you actually threw in a word that won't be put on the radio: Queer.

Sad but true mate, 'creamed my jeans' has been played in Lola for over fifteen years, but I have yet to hear a song with the word 'queer' not censored out.

[Aitamen]

@BlindRunner187 depends on where you are, though. I don't think it's explicitly banned in very many places.

[Skellertom]

Excuse me while I go laugh my ass off.

[darksslayer]

mercy please XD that part is funny.

[WarBandit111]

By the goddess... That's the best video title I've ever seen!

Dirtiest Song that Ain't OFFICIAL

[alolan98]

help me go on the radio. Part is great your voice is godlike

[darkhart1]

this song, right here is by far the best i've heard in awhile. voltaire you are a genius.

[RikuXisXmineX45]

I didnt think rear was off limits for playing in morning radio O:

God damn this song was hilariously funny >.> xD

[TheDarkOsiris]

Voltaire! hahaha you are just awsome! This is you dirtiest and funniest song! xD

[hahaproductions]

Loved hearing this in Glasgow for the first time! I may not have heard it but I got the idea quickly :P Hope to see you back in Glasgow next tour :)

[FromanAntlugia22]

If this song ever gets on morning radio it will probably be in New Jerseey. XD

[MegandMae1031]

@FromanAntlugia22 I could see it

[lordzer1]

@FromanAntlugia22 I'm fairly sure it's just a crater now.

[Heatherstar27]

@lordzer1 I see what you did there.

[mkocja5a]

vagina, penis, fucking, ass, fucker, asshole, whore, bitch, scrotum, anus, ass, rear

:)

[NicolasAlexVelasquez]

@mkocja5a Thanks for the lyrics that ain't

[omg2manyusers]

@mkocja5a It's possible that asshole could be replaced with tassle, it comes to roughly the same meaning - and "tassle" rhymes better with "wrassle", in my opinion. I may be wrong, though, but oh well.

[mkocja5a]

@omg2manyusers yeah, you're probbably right :D

[NightwishIsAwesome]

@mkocja5a Thanks greg xD

[xenomina]

that was awesome XD

[sweetestpoisongirl]

this was so much fun @Whitby ... thanks for making the night sooo great :D

[Surenity]

You should do an all jazz/swing album.

[LikeSinkingShips1]

It's so delicious.