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  • Hail Satan. Redneck and water dun mix.

  • Because knocking over a lamp is the same as a multi-billion dollar environmental DISASTER!!! oh and oil does mix with water it just takes the immense power of sea sized body of water like the Gulf of Mexico to mix the two together.

  • you are the greatest troll of all time sir my hat is off

  • your the kind of person i kill in red dead redemption...

  • keep up the good work billybob...me and jesus and god are on yer side

    and done let thoze homobama homos pinko gay buttsecks luvers run you off

  • BillyBob for President.

  • It ISNT a disaster it is just god taking a poo

  • I'm not sure if this is meant to be funny or not, but if it isn't, well then it should be.

  • hahaha the comments are the best. people get so mad and think he is real

  • is this just an elaborate troll?

    god i hope so.

  • "What about them seals down in the gulf coast, them seals the's are already waterproof. I dont even think that oil would stick to them, and if they did it's just gonna make em' more waterproof"

    Oil n seal's in perfect harmony, once again cus of pet-detective billybob.

  • i blame the turks. god damn turks

  • I didn't know rednecks had internet.....

  • Cousins aren't meant for reproducing with.

  • hahahahahaha, this is funny shit. LOL :)))

  • The world is laughing at you and your arrogant, racist, homophobic sonofabitch Hick attitude.

  • you have no clue what the fuck your talking about once again. there arent fuckin seals in the gulf dumbass you have fucking downsyndrome

  • Y'awll need tuh keep spreadin thuh Gud Wurd, BillyBob. Yuh gotta tell them liebral moraines that if they just pray to God Awlmighty he would dissolve awl that oil anyways, even if it did git inta thuh wawter.

  • This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. I love it

  • dude, if you're gonna herp, you might as well derp...

  • dude, if you're gonna herp, you might as well derp

  • It must be hilarious for Mr. Neck to read these comments made by you lieberal defeatocrats. You've been suckered by lies into believing that the "oil spill" is real. Get with the facts and go down to the gulf yourselves. Then you will see there is no oil spill. Support BP and do the patriotic thing. Buy a humvee because they are thirsty vehicles and fill up.

  • you sir are an idiot. the problem isn't seals or other animals being waterproof. the problem is animals can't swim though it because the oil is to thick so they either starve to death or suffocate. lets see you try to swim through a pool of oil. you're also racist.

  • @wilburblast Silly tool of the lieberal defeatocrats. Get it through your head... THERE IS NO OIL SPILL.

  • You sir are a comic genius. 

  • it was an accident... tell that to the people who need that water as a source of food

  • @thompson515 water ain't food, you moran

  • @BillyBobNeck your fucking retarded, fish come out of the ocean!!!!! people fish for a living!!!! before you go and preach to people pick up a text book and read over it a few times. that is if you know how to read. im 16 and probably 5 times smarter than you. you need to be killed for how ignorant you are

  • @BillyBobNeck Water is needed to make food, haha, morOn

  • @BillyBobNeck and "moron" isn't spelled "moran"

  • @BillyBobNeck Yeah but what lives in the water

    Fish

    Oil kills off the animals of the sea

    Its a water Source

    Use your head!!

  • @BillyBobNeck Moron. That's the word. Water helps things live like Crustaceans. When the oxygen is depleted they die. Come on man.

  • @BillyBobNeck Water isn't food, BUT water is needed to grow food.

    And of course oil floats on top of water, it's not like it washes up on shore, or fish get covered in it and die from horrible diseases. And it's not like they didn't use dispersants which were probably more toxic than the oil itself, and it's not like the benzine vapours harmed anyone or put them at risk of cancer. It's not like it completely murdered the fishing industry'.

    You sir, are very ignorant.

  • @ecologist96

    he's a comedian, you fail

  • @Zurrixia Even if he is a comedian, he is not funny. This is a serious topic. You do realize that someone will actually believe him.

  • @ecologist96

    that's what makes it so funny

  • @ecologist96 have you not heard of satire

  • @BillyBobNeck at least you know how to spell...

  • Answer these questions please.

    What happens when you have water and oil in a test tube and you shake the tube?

    Do they have waves down in the Gulf?

    By the way, FUCK OFF with all your shit about "WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE" alright? Fucking racist bastard.

  • @CS5TutorialsMaster do y'all kiss yer mother with that mouth? i guess ya prolly do

  • @BillyBobNeck Right, 'cause that's REALLY relevant to what I'm sayin'. I'm sorry buddy, but if you can't back up what you say with fact, you just shouldn't say it. I don't wanna use the swears, but your racism offends me, due to the fact that I'm neither "White" nor Christian. I'm Indian and a Hindu, and you seem to be implying that only a "White Christian Male" would forgive someone. Also, if you think President Obama should be more forgiving, what do you think of the Auto Industry bailout?

  • I remember being asked about the oil spill by some lieberal defeatocrat homobama supporter. My only reply was... What oil spill? It's just a ruse by ungoly men to steal more money and hide the facts. You should get a journalism award for this video. Continue to fight the good fight and expose these lies.

  • @g0twav God bless ya! it's comments like yers that make this all worthwhile!

  • Troll in the Basement

  • Why is he allowed the internet?

  • what would you do if I slapped you in the face?

  • @DaGam3LAX y'all do not wanna know the answer to that question

  • Thank you Billy Bob for putting this so-call disaster in plain American so we can all understand the facts. The facts that the liberal, elitist, socialist media are hiding from us. These fake "news" stories they're spinning are right out of a Hollywood movie complete with props of cute little animals soak in fake oil. Keep telling it like it is, brother!

  • @theBarefoot i ain't got no choice but to tell the truth!

  • ure a thik ol cunt do you know ure a fuuny cunt ive seen comedy !!!but this is awsome you couls make a fortune on the comedy cirkit if this is for real il eat my own shit no one is this thik lmfaro

  • That looks more like trash not a house !

  • We should pay for the disaster? You want Obama to BAIL OUT BP?!

    SOCIALIST!! SOCIALIST COMMY PINKO LIBERAL HIPPIE!!!

    THIS GUY'S A SOCIALIST!! EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE COMMUNIST!!!!

  • Anti-Obama people who say dumb things are the best supporters of said Obama... Sadly, some republicans are smart. Not you though !

    If it's an act, it's pretty well done by the way ;)

  • 2 things. 1: Its not "American", Its English. We didn't invent it.

    2: You don't frighten me, english pig-dog! Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person. Ah Blow my nose At you. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt, of elderberries!

  • fetchez la vetche

  • @BluTeam117 SPEAK AMERICAN!!!

  • @BillyBobNeck You call what you speak American? Or, I'm assuming you meant English, because American - sorry - isn't an actual language. At any rate, goats make more sense than you do, sir. People like you shouldn't be allowed on the Internet - it's rotten enough as it is.

  • @Uniquethinker @Uniquethinker When you say, "People like you shouldn't be allowed on the Internet" do you mean stupid people? If so, unplug your computer. Billy Bob Neck is a satirical character. You missed the point. Oh, and speak American.

  • Hey Billy guess what, the devil will posess you, you will have nightmares and vision of horrible doing, your soul is slowly being devoured, repent!!! repent now!!! before it is too late, may God have mercy on you.

  • @infamousmobbdeep5 ain't gonna happen - i got me the full armor of God on

  • Being uneducated is not an excuse for saying dumb things. Oil making seals more water proof. That is just priceless. I suggest you start reading up on how seals are affected by the oil before making uneducated guesses.

    It saddens me to know that people like you have anything to say in who rules your country.

  • @Moragoth86

    Billy Bobneck is a satirist called Paul Day...

    He's pretty smart and funny really...

  • I find it funny as fuck people don't realise this is an act

  • @DjSmixdon realize is spelled with a z, son.

  • @BillyBobNeck 'realise' is spelt with an s, idiot.

    That's the British spelling. Considering English is from England, that sort of means you are wrong.

  • @BillyBobNeck

    Depends which country your from.

    How's your harbour?

  • How are you even allowed to live, you are clearly uneducated.

    Crude oil is poisonous, it also stops oxygen getting into the water. So the fish die, what do seals eat? fish. do the math you idiot.

  • @thekichimi "allowed to live"? i seem to remember another guy that said something like that and his name was ADOLF HITLER

  • @BillyBobNeck Scaremongering much? I just destroyed your main argument and all you can do is accuse me of being a dead dictator.

    "I'm just asking you to use your head" - You. In your video.

  • @thekichimi

    Billy Bobneck is a satirist called Paul Day...

    He's pretty smart and funny really...

  • Probably a bama fan.

  • your asking me to use my head? I am! you should get back to school and learn some good chemistry and liquid dynamics. Course lack of information creates ignorance. It's okay (pat pat) feel free to live in your idiocy. After all it is still America and you have your right to freedom of speech... as do I... Turkey :p

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  • BillyBob, you sir is a good American and a good christian. Don't let these liberals bring you down. As a matter of fakt, I ran that airboat of mine down the delta yesterday....not a single drop of oil. It is all liberal propaganda, there is no proof of any oilspill anywhere in the gulf. Them poor BP are being forced to pay for lies and untruthness fabrikated by the liberal media and the governments.

  • @Jesushatessinners ain't no chance i'm stopping any time soon, my friend! Jesus wouldn't let me even if i wanted to!

  • for goodness sakes i am gonna send you vid of the animals dying. it posion to them and to the environment. it is a disaster. watch the news for goodness sakes.

  • OMG! good thing you made this video with your piece of shit webcam! NO ONE EVER THOUGHT OF THESE "FACTS." I highly doubt you even have a high school diploma, so please. Don't you think there are people with degrees that are thousands of notches higher than yours who are working day and night on this? It's not that simple you ignorant fuck. BTW nowhere in any US document does it state that we are a "christian nation" so IDGAF what the "good christian" thing to do is.

  • @arden yes i agree he does need to get off the stupid train and is an embarrassment to all us americans.

  • the seals arent "water proof" and the oil is causing a lot of damage to animals down in the gulf. I am studying marine biology here in the gulf and its affecting every sea animal, from seals to whales. You're unbelievable that you dont think this is a big deal. And dont talk about chrisitian things to do you are not even close to thinking of God, he says to love everyone and not to judge.

  • oil on top means death of plankton, fish eate plankton, plankton makes the oxygen we breathe, oil in the ocean is TOXIC to whats living there.

  • ..BillyBobneck..yr good value...when r u appearring at the comic strip?....we all have a purpose...thanks for the laugh..lol..and besides i think you truely believe everything yr saying....roflmao

  • BTW, It is a disaster you nut. Stop embarrassing yourself and AMERICA.

  • what you just said.. is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard...everyone who watched your video is now dumber for having listened to your ignorance hahaha i rlly do hope you dont think people take you seriously cuz most dont and that what you're isn't what you really think about because that's really stupid...

  • More waterproof!  Classic line.

    Good job, Mr Paul Day.

  • Your birth was an accident

  • You remind me of one of them retards in The Hills Have Eyes

  • @thesiroki lmao

  • it is a diaster you complete mental retarded fool. for crying out loud is this vid a joke. wildlife are dying you dickhead seals and animals are no longer waterproof with oil on them and its not making them more waterproof its killing loads of them. my god this is the most embarrassing stupidest american i have ever seen, and i am an american. i hope this man has no kids and stays in that basement and makes no more vids.

  • @missjessicaC He needs to GIT off his ignorant and stupidity train, lol. He is an embarrassment to America for sure.

  • Anyone got a straightjacket? Seems Billybob has not been taking his medication ...

  • Christ this puts the stereotypical redneck right up there were it belongs!!

  • @phoenix1916 Ya ain't kiddin. lol Thank God not 'all' down south think like this dude or as ignorant as this man is. The "Oil is gonna make the seals more waterproof" ????? and " We gotta help BP out? No fuss!!! ahhhh lmao holy shit man, I can't take much more. it's not funny how blissful the ignorance is, but this still had me laughin so damn hard. lol.

  • You are the best Troll ever!

  • haaaaaahahahahahahahahahaa!!! Long live NRA, KKK and Republican Party! Southpark lives! :D

    Btw, I firmly believe you're very skilled provoker...I mean, how possible is that this is true? If it is, you ought to live in Southpark, Bubba, you hear me? :D

  • MOAR WATER PROOF? AWESOME!

    Though, the chemicals in the oils that make the "seals" water proof are different from the oils in the Gulf of Mexico.

    Also, all of North America is not our land. We Caucasians came here.

    Gave them guns, disease and some pots and pans.

    .. If the great U S of A had to pay for the clean up of the Gulf, as so suggested by you, then the great U S of A would be in even more debt. You'd eventually have to pay more taxes. Yay.

  • Message me and I'll fly you down here myself you can take swim here okay?

  • Can't believe what an idiot you are!!! Are you for real??? You are the dumbest redneck i ever seen...there is no help for you...stupid prick

  • Brilliant :)

  • hahahahhahahah youre livin in a basement. hahahahhahahahah youre pathetic.

  • I'm fairly certain you're just making jokes, but in case you aren't, you can't separate environment from human well-being. Argue it.  I will own your ideas with proper reasoning and logic.

  • You know oil and water are actually two different things right?

    And seals arn't oil proof.

  • You lost me at "As a white Christian male..."

  • STOP SAYING BAD THNGS ABOUT BILLYBOBNECK HE IS A HERO. ONLY BILLY KNOWS THE TRUTH. EVEYRBODY ELSE IS FULL OF CARP. HE KNOWS WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT. HE IS A PROPFET. BILLY I LOVE YOU.

  • @gethsemeny Is being full of carp a bad thing? Carp are tasty fish.

  • I really weep for the future of the human race after seeing this.

  • Haha you sir, are a idiot.

  • What's the big deal? It's just an accident guys, just like knocking over a lamp. Keep on saying it like it is Billy.

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  • I'm starting a foundation called A.A.R.M. And A.A.R.M. has a heavy fist. A.A.R.M. stands for America Against Redneck Morons. We aim to stop the spread of hate by stupid American rednecks who only know ignorance. Please join my cause on facebook as soon as it is up. Thanks and this guy hates America!

  • You are so damn stupid, some one should drown you in oil, bury under you trailer in the trailer park, and piss on your grave. Nothing about this is funny as people are losing their jobs, and have died over this tragedy. Anyone who thinks this is funny should suffer the same fate as this giant douche bag! Really nothing to joke about here, unlike everything sarah plain has to say!

  • You are so damn funny,,,,

    but not everybody appreciates this kinda humor....

    cuz your acting right??? rigth????

  • I wish I could laugh, I live on the gulf coast and i'm just sad :(

  • Imbecile..

  • have fun killing him

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  • "Y'all keep pumping gas cause my Hum-V is thirsty" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA Oh god.

  • you obviously don't understand many things........

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  • "Oil and water don't mix" Fantastic!

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  • you are so funny,when do you start you tour through redneck ville?I hope i can afford the tickets.will a box of mac&cheese do?I'm really sorry about the paint chips you sucked on as a child,that has put you at a great dis advantage.God bless you and I hope Karma really bites you hard and long,Thank you for this ignorant video,you keep plugging along and maybe you will get out of that leaky dungeon

  • this guy is the smartest (hahahahahahahhahahaa jk)

  • Hot DAMN! I know someone must have graduated from the PI!

  • god is love, you are hate!

  • redneck troll is still a troll. nice try billybobneck, nice try.

  • You're stupidity astounds me sir. You have to be the most uneducated person I have ever seen. And the Native American slander was not welcome. I am of Cherokee decent.

  • @Riaoku stfu u heaten

  • @Riaoku The people who think the character of Billy Bob is real is what really makes me fear for education. Don't the Cherokee have satire?

  • someone poisoned the waterhole

  • Is this that Vern that Ernst is always talking to?

  • FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO HAS IT ALL FIGURED OUT. WE NEED MORE AMERICANS LIKE THIS IN OUR CUONTRY BECAUSE WE HAVE TO FIGHT THE SANTAISTS AND COMMIES. BILLY, YOU ARE A HERO YOU SHUOLD RUN FOR PRESDIENT.

  • @gethsemeny you are just as ignorant as him,you must have sucked on the same pain t chips.

  • It's not British Petroleum. It's just BP, they dropped "British" from it when it was sold to the Americans.....so it's an American company.

    Yeah yeah, I know these are spoof videos.

  • You must be one of the biggest retards ever WOW lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ahaahahahahaaaaaahahahahahahaa­haha

    haahahahhaahhahahahahahahahaha­ha

  • you know there has been a serious loss of work and now a life of a fisherman who lost everything to your "non disaster". you think you are funny but there is nothing funny about this at all. you need to shut your toothless mouth beforesomeone finds you and shuts it for you. Trust me, i wish i knew where you lived, id silence your hate myself. you dont believe in God you sack of southern garbage. tell me where you live, oh you wont because you are a f'ing coward!

  • @burningsol31 (617) 297-2463 - y'all gimme a call, boy

  • @BillyBobNeck thanks for the phone number, Now i can look up where you live'

  • @BillyBobNeck your telling me that you live in massachusetts? lol. why do you have a southern accent and a massachusetts phone number?

  • @ronpaulgeorgenringo Because this is satire and Billy Bob is a character being acted out by a Bostonian. When you use scissors to trim the pieces, the puzzle fits together perfectly. BTW, it's "you're telling me" not "your telling me..." SPEAK AMERICAN!

  • @BillyBobNeck @BillyBobNeck your telling me that you live in massachusetts? lol. why do you have a southern accent and a massachusetts phone number?

  • @BillyBobNeck IDIOT REDNECK INBREED BITCH. Lear intelligence, when you go before the LAWD hes not gona let you in ze heavens because he don't like retards.

  • @burningsol31 billybobredneck is nothing like the rest of the southerners that is an insult to them. this is an extremely serious disaster. and your right the fisherman who depend on this for the livelyhood will be some badly affected by it. economic and environmental disaster.

  • @BillyBobNeck that your cellphone no or your home no there billy?lol.

  • shut the fuck up, it's funny as hell.

  • @burningsol31 if this is a real phone number then he is just acting. its a massachusetts area code

  • @burningsol31 Billy Bob displays his phone number just for people like you who want to speak with him personally. Look at a few more of his videos and you find the number. Then you can go to Jekyll Island, GA and look him up.

  • u jst compared a little kid playing in ur house that broke a fuckin 1 dolar lamo that u fuckin stole from ur grandma to a billion world wide issue that will affect everybody on this planet..ye ait was and accident that could be avoided, pay 500 grand for lock bolts to ease preasure or fuckin buy a baby proof lamp u fuckin redneck bitch

  • HOLY SHIT! I'm surprised this retarded fuck manages to work a computer.

  • How can you be so stupid. This is simply sad to see how ignorant people can really be.

  • Ah yes another fine example of the American educational system at work! You know we might want to send Billy Bobneck over to those people whining about "The Love Canal" incident or those other pansies that cry about hexavalent chromium in their water table... Why they're just communists clearly--trying to break the industrial might of America and sow distention between the well established class system in America.

  • @TheAnarchistPrince i don't need no "love canal" cuz i'm already marrired

  • @BillyBobNeck

    A brilliant reply Billy---

  • @TheAnarchistPrince i'm just "telling it like it is", son

  • Waterproofing for seals LMAO. Epic.

  • Dear BillybobNeck,

    You are fantastic! You need to be on TV!

  • @Luggerful i'm hoping to get invited on the 700 club real soon!

  • You're a CUNT!

  • How does this guy keep a straight face, comedy at its best.

  • this dude is f'ing hilarious... to all you suckers who couldn't figure out this guy is ACTING, better luck next year

  • you don't give a shit about enviroment, huh? i hope your fuckin' farm burns to ashes... you want to help BP so you can drive your fucking tractor... stupid retard...

  • @darthbogi cuss, cuss, cuss - lie lie lie - lying and cussing - ain't you got nothing better to do?

  • @BillyBobNeck the problem is that its gets in birds feathers and gives them too much weight to take off and the dispercents that BP is using is mixing with the oile ing makeign it sink to the bottem and it killes the fishes and thus in a massive circle its killing the livly hood off fishers and oil will not help incliate seals