Techno Viking - Heut ist mein tag

[Pixelrelated]

Techno Viking the movie...

[Damuse8191]

Haters gonna Hate

[KirodanH]

FUS RO DA!!!

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

2:17 His tits have gained a mind of their own!!!

[notk83]

ROFLMAO

[illinifan2]

suck it homo



[stickfiguresmaster]

@Rowan616 JAPANESE :O

[OriginalWaterBaby]

@stickfiguresmaster German.

[stickfiguresmaster]

@OriginalWaterBaby seriously?!? dam =D

[stickfiguresmaster]

38 women miss they're tops XD!

[blatten123]

Lol

SSSSSSSECOND REACTION

[TheMagicKong]

Lmao!

[Pawrge]

WHERE IS MY TACO, ITS MY TACO, ITS MY TAAAAAAA- (where is my taco)

[Tavers2]

Holy shit. It's a blond Ronon. Mebbe that is actually Jason Momoa...

[proofnice]

nice :D its in german



[AttackMattTV]

that was the best 3 minutes and 43 seconds of my life

[PR2JasonoPR2]

L...O...L... Wait, how am I watching this? Oh yeah, Vikings...shirtless...TECHNO. It's such a MANLY video. XDXDXD

[MrFac310]

PENE

[612murderapolis]

dude got some messed up looking abs lol

[DWoodFilms]

Today is HIS day.

[MikkePRO]

he gotta be german :D

[Floudabou]

why he has a leather on his left leg ??

senceleeeess :D

warum hat der nen lederriemen am linken bein?

Siiiiiiinnlossss

[Yoshmito]

SAUCE?

[ghettoclown5]

@MrSICIAN I would say your correct but chucknorris could round house kick techno viking and eat his soul im sorry game over try again soon 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Game over! Good try on saving the univers come back next time.... Marvel V.S Capcom 3!

GC5

[Nirnaff]

His breasts look like jelly

[boethiah12]

@Nirnaff gasp. people have body fat? i never would have guessed.

[geKo15]

if he finds this video he will rape us all...

[OmeQuicksilver]

TECHNO VIKING ENDURES

[xloflxD]

chuck norris cousin

[HolloWPowaR]

ok es is egal WIE man tanzt hauptsache man hat muskeln und keiner traut sich was gegen einen zu sagen xD

[beerkork]

That's what I call walking down the street! 

[KeLoman0]

Heut' Ist Mein Technovijing

[Ratzzoable]

the cake is a lie

[EPICSPONGEMAN]

@Ratzzoable i baked you a pie, what flavour? pie flavour

[FUNNYGAMER3125]

HAAAAAAX!! lol thats why he is fast

[DoktorDFlower]

Scary Dude with such happy unfitting music. I think this is my favourite Techno Viking

[MultiWar10ck]

ITS A TRAP xDDDD

[SuiCedere]

Das ist so geil!!

Wer ist eigentlich dieser Kerl?!

[TZWENoner]

Mit ihm würde ich auf jeden Fall auch gerne mal eine Party feiern...

[dumathoin007]

There is something both disturbing yet... entertaining about this.

[fluffybunny937]

Techno Viking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Techno Viking

[oldasiandumbass]

If only he could be the Thor in the new movie....

[pughparkour]

secret nazi viking



[DarkFidelity]

No wonder he dropped his axe - he is all over the place. How are we supposed to go raid and pillage without an axe? Bad Viking!!

[gentleZen]

Blümchen singt davon, dass sie ihre Tage hat.

[GooRooGo]

This guy is like the dancing version of chuck norris

[MrGap92]

@GooRooGo No, Chuck Norris can't even compare to the Techno Viking.

[Shtakur]

This guy takes a lot of drugs x)

[DMZ145]

da mennes technoviking in da would iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii cccccccccccaaaannnnnnnn nnnnnnooooootttttttt beleve it

[DMZ145]

da mennes technoviking in da would....

[JohannRahn]

Heut ist "not " mein tag

hahaha good video

[MultiKatolik]

Viva Polen

[JohannRahn]

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oh shit is here!

[visitor44534]

*fail meter can not detect anything*

[Amaiuxx]

mein Gott, he's taken funny pills!!! hhahahahahahahaha

[TheBaddafly]

woher kommt der techno vikinger überhaupt ? polen, russland oder sogar deutschland ?!?!?!?

[Kont0auszug]

@TheBaddafly sekunde 1:55 also wenn die russen sich "PREISWERT" an die wand schreiben :D

[Bauch373]

Heut' ist sein Tag...

[ts4starz]

shit real

[HSVUndSSVUlm]

voll laser wie der abgeht :D

[wwwNSSMde]

is that saxton hale?

[xXJeeXTeeXAyeXmanXx]

@Majlat1 das ist medic? EMS american.

[Schneeerich]

HEUT IST MEIN TAG,

HEUT IST MEIN TAG,

HEUT IST MEIN TAAAAAAG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iix3shane]

Fukin Ledge

[GodLikeHD]

Medic is Nazi!

[xXJeeXTeeXAyeXmanXx]

@GodLikeHD NOT ALL GERMAN ARE NAZI! NAZI IS PEOPLE THAT FOLLOWED HITLER!!!!!

[champcar31]

in reality there is no music....he just snorted a rail of coke.

[AronDicks]

I hope Techno Viking won´t find you for ruin the clip with this pop trance. You seriously won´t get out alive ^^

[Zompyric]

Woah.

[kraze890]

@lillesolxd Uve got yhe reason!! Your comment its fukin geniouss xD

[gar818]

hahahaha, i like this song tho, reminds me of my 11th grade in high school, good times.

[Braindrain12212]

THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD.

[coop925]

Today is my day for sure

[Vero9ka93]

I played this song while playing Robot Unicorn Attack, and thinking about Techno viking.

Im now on first place in the high score rankings ;3

[XxRandomxNamexX]

TECHNO VIKING IS NOT AMUSED BY YOUR FAGGOTRY

[davidcattoor]

Techno Viking is on drugs!

[lillesolxd]

@davidcattoor we know and it makes him even more epic

[Frostleichen]

ach du scheiße was ist das denn für ein scheiß song,gehört in die tonne

[tressis2]

Heute ist sein Tag!

[Redieb]

Ich finde das "LOSER POWER" oben rechts schon viele verdient haben.. aber der Techno Viking doch nicht.. da müsste eher "EPIC" stehen

[cheestoast11]

toosh mai car, badoosh mai car, badoosh mai car!!

[HarvardBoxer]

Techno Viking makes Chuck Norris look like a faggot!

[MrRodrigez]

0:51 = epicness

[VeggieDrummer014]

I only wish I could dance as well as him.

[lolgam200]

his man boobs are vibrating 0_o

[doomownage94]

@lolgam200 sexy

[spites1]

SECRET VIKING

[errisberris]

anybody else that ROFL at his dance?

[Tphras12]

sigh only in germany :D

[MrTrampakoulas]

Einai theos!!!!! (He's god)

Greetings from Greece!

[CommandoDude]

THIS. IS. SCANDINAVIA.

[dadax100]

@CommandoDude unfortunaley :s

[eragon0705]

@CommandoDude rofl xD

[SnitchKillers]

It's Technoviking. ._.

[BjarneKristensen3000]

I LOVE YOU TECHNO VIKING !

[leghtz]

irgendwie erinnert mich diese bewegung wie von SAILOR MOON ,, im namen des Mondes werde ich dich bestrafen,,

wat für ein kracher

X-D

[ElectricFizzPop]

Wander

[subscribe4cookie]

AWESOMEZ 

[onenightstayer]

high as hell that guy ;-)

[xXPigpriestXx]

wie ich mich nicht mit dem anlegen würde xD

[SnitchKillers]

Is he a Swedish or Norwegian?

[KingElvis1990]

@SnitchKillers no afaik he is german..

only a german can dance like this =P

[SnitchKillers]

@KingElvis1990 D: German's the same dialect!

[ReverendSyn]

Who is this stranger with pecs like melons and knees of fringe?

[oscarcc13]

Studies show that Techno Viking will become roid-raged if any women are bumped into. An offering of upside down water may be used to appease the righteous anger of Techno Viking, but there is no stopping the pwnage aura of the finger of awesomeness once unleashed.

[K1ll3rCommando]

Why is Germany so awesome and kickass in what they?!?! Oh, and congratulations! Angry German kid evolved into Furious German Man!

[K1ll3rCommando]

@K1ll3rCommando *in what they do?!?!

[RaptorSnoopy]

His dance has earned him a spot in Valhalla

[danandre83]

@RaptorSnoopy Viking Power

[darknipple]

@RaptorSnoopy as long as he doesn't die of old age.

[RaptorSnoopy]

@darknipple Techno Viking Never DIES!!!!

[smokey3540]

chuck norris once sneezed on gimli he is now known a techno viking

[cochino93]

Ill kick your ass after Im done dancing to some blumchen bitch

[Basti290189]

bestimmt voll auf x tasy :D:D:D ich feier ihn hehe

[Bino212]

Where s my dog

[Arcantos12345]

mierda

[IZENZE11]

Imagine him in the UFC he has some crazy ass hand speed he would literally float like a butterfly. I bet he can beat Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee

[vossejongk]

Even Chuck Norris can't beat TechnoViking with dancing to Techno :)

[dihydrohydroxycodein]

He's the Übermensch prototype the Nazis created and freezed 70 years ago.

[potato511]

that guy is speaking english and the Germans were never communist

[godlypotatoe]

@potato511 The DDR, East Germany, was communist.

[kotteninaction]

Hahaha!

[kotteninaction]

HHAHAHA!!!

[Lazermuffin]

What is my dog.

[AkureyriOrg]

why it says loser power.??

I guess that guy danced well

[divesave]

laß dich von dem vogel mal lieber nich in die finger kriegen kleiner muck...:p

aber ansonsten net schlecht...;-)

[Cla0016]

Heut ist mein kampf

[goedd]

Technoviking not dance to music. Technoviking dance to TECHNOVIKING!

[SpazFox455]

:D

*Dance-Walks with*

[happyking9]

Technoviking evolved into:

Raveberserker!

[Buzzkill90]

Im into hardcore metal like Metallica and so on but I love this song :D

[berndosos]

das war sein tag! heute steht er am Kölner bahnhof und verkauft Bratwürste!!!

Kariere gemacht ohne ende! Wie auch immer "Amt zahlt ja"!

[incorsair]

this is hitlers er and er to the throne!

[ElementG165]

xD Immer wieder geil

[Pseudologic]

like someone else has said, this would be greatly enhanced by a a flickering image of hitler at the bottom

[Overlord360]

some say he looked Chuck Norris in the eyes, and Chuck is now no more...

[Canysha]

german music ftw xD

[VegetarianLyfe]

This fits so well!

[masterofnothing22]

hahaha you got to be kidding!!!

[BayAngel92]

weeeey

[jfsmith95]

EPIC FAIL

You've Had To Much Ganja Mate

[martina1701]

techno vikinger ist der beste!

[xXJeeXTeeXAyeXmanXx]

@martina1701 nein. ist nicht. + heut ist NICHT mein tag.

[abithiw2itb]

Uhhh... drugs are bad, mkay

[LunaVenus88]

Wow this guy is ripped! o.O

[Fuad0]

if he holds two axes on each hand and swing his hands like that ,then he will look more like a Viking

[ReverendSyn]

What about his SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET?

[dapwn3ritswatido]

HAH! good refrance! i got it!

Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd.

[Ph3L1z14n0]

@ReverendSyn

Spear and Magic Helmet ? You must be confusing him with that pussy who calls himself Odin !

[mongoferd]

@ReverendSyn He doesnt need that!

[Adu767]

@Fuad0

I'm surprised a channy hasn't already made something like that...

[ichbinsilas]

MortenpAus.... dumbass !

this song was one of the most played there and its a part at the this area, so shut up ^^ or write some interest things ^^

[logic8368]

today was my day, last night was my nacht

[Strelok01]

Alter...loll, das is zuuu hart^^

[fridgetofar]

loser power LOL

[BadBoyMatze]

Ich rupp mich weg! Das original vom techno Wikinger is schon geil, aber mit Blümchen als Hintergrundsound is der hammer ;-)

[Brakelessfreak]

SAVE THE RAVE

[MortenpAus]

@Brakelessfreak

save the rave! yeah!

but not with this piece of shit song!

this is cheap fair techno!

pls delete this xDD

[RUSSAK999]

@MortenpAus Delet your brain XDDD

[SynthBreakdownsRus]

@MortenpAus WHOA WHOA WHOA! this song is part of rave history buddy, might sound gay but ive been to plenty of raves where this song was the fuckin shit when the dj banged this jam!

[NVkleskus]

awesome remix xD

[Xela667]

techno viking is a pussy and i'm three times bigger than him with more energy and stamina....would knock him out in the first 5 seconds....then watch him spazz on the floor!! he needs a haircut too and a shave.

[ReaperOfYourMom]

Your also a little bitch....

[Kuusnelonen]

@Xela667

Careful guys, dont feed the troll

[k1ll3rtr0n]

that guy is so metal he likes techno

[drowningmouse]

I want to be like him when I grow up... Threatening to beat the shit out of drunken ruffians for being rude to women. >:3 lol

[Clestae]

Heut ist mein tag

[chunkymilk]

is he jesus?

[alexanderthegreat789]

@chunkymilk who else?

[hookey100]

this pleases me....

[bert872]

awesome video, I wonder what techno viking does in real life, maybe his name is Ralph and he sells fish tanks for a living.