Seth Meyers Opening Monologue

[TheWilder30]

when i heard jabron james was moving to miami i was shocked...i had no idea he was jewish.

[Nathol99]

This crowd is full of losers. Seth Myers is hilarious!

[brooklynchild66]

like seth but ain't dig him dawgin' king james

[0dontspeak]

his pants are so shiny lol

[zsalemmackall]

02:40 AD and Darell Revis in backround

[619niki619]

yeah...brooklyn's dress is smokin' alright...honka honka

[MrSpaceman360]

That Mark Sanchez joke were he said he was good was the best.

[michael25b]

1:27 haha tebow has no clue

[spongegirl4eva]

@michael25b Lol he's like "what?"

[shangrila628]

Reggie Bush is a total cutie. Kim K should have stuck with him rather than marrying an albino resembling moron.

[CrociatoAzzurro]

7:08 - 7:10

That chick is way too hot to be with THAT guy.

[HPhenomenal]

these athletes are fucking idiots, can you dumb fucks not laugh?

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

lol funny reaction from Sanchez when he sees that Reggie's on the screen

[mynigakevfred]

Notice how the kardashian joke was like silent and then these guys who dont have a sense of humor figure it out 5 seconds later...fail

[dgiles98]

@mynigakevfred haha ! they only figured it out bcs reggie bush's face was on screen !....and they dated (: haha (: that was classic ..

[BrittBabeXoXo]

Jesus who does Tim know... oh yeah. Jesus. ahahahhahaa

[sorrowsofthewicked]

"everyone give it up for Tiger Woods...if you haven't already"

[CajunCardTrick]

Seth killed it in 2010. Excellent material.

White guy on the left at 5:50:

"I'm not amused. Not amused. Oh damn I'm on the screen. Smile!"

[kgjunior247]

Literally every team that has won the NBA championship has done it without LeBron James.

[fangman21]

Who's the lady at 4:04??

[pman1031]

@fangman21 i hope you're kidding, but i will answer anyway. Erin Andrews

[nabihasid]

zac efron???



[sgtcamp1246]

man no love from stuart scott haha

[Jreythe2nd]

That Kardashian joke was only funny cuz they showed Bush's face lol

[Guimmi]

He is funny. Deal with it.

[adidas7525]

At this point Reggie Bush's career was doing great.. but.. you know.. we know the rest. I am a big fan but this is just raw fact.

[cmbuvi92]

"Literally every single team that has ever won a championship has done it without LeBron James." lmao

[Ballonbear]

When do the jokes start?

[TheJasonDR]

@Ballonbear jokes are directly correlated with level of intelligence.....no fart jokes here stupid

[Ballonbear]

@TheJasonDR Didn´t you pay attention to the silence in the audition. ESPY could have gotten a far better host then this guy

[TheJasonDR]

@Ballonbear ...because the audience is made up of steroid using muscle heads....that can only think about sex and Sports....like pigs...

[SiGuy6363]

@Fj60730 LOL no kidding

[slangyung]

This is hillarious, can't believe I just saw this now!! Yeah, crowd is shiza!!

[speakermanx]

Is that January Jones at 5:47?

[GlobetrotterJamal]

this aint funny at all, espys r a joke

[Adamcoz]

18th? I guess Anthony Mason can have sex with these ESPY's finally!

[wesjet23]

is Kyle Singler there with that chick from the big bang theory?

[jortet]

worst espy monologue ever

[zeeeezx]

2008 was the best & funniest so far! 

[keke121998]

I love Seth Meyers

[kerezuke]

Obviously Justin Timberlake was better... because he's Justin Timberlake but I think Seth did a great job!

[drakez0mg]

@jomaripogi16 Guess you the only one?

[xDRiiZY]

whos that asian girl at 6 35

[arkioll]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THE GREG ODEN JOKE WAS HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHA

[ericherold]

so many cuts to people not laughing. come on director!

[sp33dy52]

justin timberlake was better

[JasonLA92]

8:49 - 9:00 "The vuvuzelas took South Africa by storm. But they are actually made in China, so at least we can take comfort in knowing that everyone who blew one will die of lead poisoning".

HILARIOUS :)

[Pantherswim1234]

i like how mark wahlberg is drinking his water bottle instead of clapping 0:13

[ohujaly]

that athleets have no sense of humor

[stephanieweasley92]

he has like the best jokes. I love him and he is cute

[astrosfan2011]

Don't worry Cleveland fans you don't need Lebron James to win a championship literally every team to ever win a championship has done it without him hahahahahaahahahaha

[malindaking5]

clipper joke was funny

[quintonmino89]

That Kardashian joke was a win.

[brooklynchild66]

@quintonmino89 I agree man

[pvthitch]

They were all sitting there wondering if they were gonna be dissed and if they'd have to cap a motherfucka.

[TheAnnabellelovely]

the corwd has no sense of humor, i'm guessing seth needs to take the jokes down a notch so they get it.

[Kilox1000]

@TheAnnabellelovely or maybe they just weren't that funny? 

[king50ace2]

i had no idea he was jewish!

[gslayer5432]

who is the woman at 8:15

[PensGirly1187]

@gslayer5432 brooklyn decker!!!

[brownteal21]

Seth was great, he's always great. This crowd is a bunch of bimbos.

[malindaking5]

2011 jokes were much better

[cheermocha]

awwww poor Reggie Bush lol

[pbellini19]

So everybody, give it up for Tiger Woods... If you haven't already. hahahaah omg that was the best joke of the night

[Soccerlova63]

the crowd is GAY AS FUCK

[LALFANATIC]

This crowd sucks

[crazystein13]

at 7:13 the whole crowd got the joke and started laughing at the same time >D

[WeezerColdplay]

Nobody's laughing? i swear man, FUCK THESE RICH DOUCHEBAGS! that guy is funny

[JaYjmVp718]

Kobe went crazy

Gasol went crazy

Ron Artest stayed crazy XD LMFAO I'm a lakers fan and I thought that was hilarious and Pau's neck beard

[YashRamisetty]

tbh this was pretty bad. i loved the kardashian joke but there werent really that many good ones.

[zacRip]

People think Stuart Scott was just rude, but he actually suffered a stroke, that's why he wasn't laughing.

[adidas7525]

''oh man..'' Reg :)

[njerirocks]

this guy killed it-BORING CROWD

[JVanZant14]

@njerirocks lol cuz oden took a pic of his dingaling and emailed it to a chick

[amishbros]

I didn't get the greg oden joke

[13aabdul]

@amishbros he is a sexter he took nude photos and its all over the internet now

[mrscrosbyjonas]

Seth I love you but what is up with not a single mention of the NHL, and the Hawks?

[hychang5]

I felt bad for him. I thought he was actually funny. I don't understand what the crowd was expecting.

[hisaoawesome]

whos @ 8:14

[werd110]

@hisaoawesome That is Brooklyn Decker. She is a super model married to Andy Roddick.

[osujxu]

@hisaoawesome brooklyn decker!

[TheHockeyTank]

how did the audience not erupt after that jew joke!!! that was hilarious!!

[crazystein13]

OMG im crying :D

[NickTaylorish]

He's trying too hard, they need to get Justin Timberlake back

[drakez0mg]

@NickTaylorish No, he was great...

[panopiom]

pause at 4:05 and u can se a tv with words on it

[TheTiagoespanhol]

The U.S.A is the most great contry in all sports just the best in all. I love you America :)

[Jreythe2nd]

Seith Meyers wasn't funny at all..

[BooKooFresh]

This dude is not funny...I mean the thing about Mike Vick..come on it's over

[BooKooFresh]

@BooKooFresh In this years espys

[radked]

@BooKooFresh the joke about vick was pretty uncalled for, but other than that.... it was still a legit opening

[greenbay357]

I kept hearing all over the radio how funny this guy is, this guy is so fucking lame. I mean he isn;t funny at all, I think everyone in the audience were laughing out of politeness.

[nikniy]

This is way better than 2011

[liflal]

An octopus named paul.

[pattykils]

"literally every team that's won a championship has won it without lebron james!"

as true today as it was a year ago haha

[themanplus]

If you don't like this bit, you're an idiot with no sense of humour AT ALL

[ddhdz15]

He killed it today!

[DarkReapersGrim]

@ddhdz15 This was better than his 2011 material.

[proho14]

Who the fuck is Seth Meyers?

[Lasports101]

@proho14 Saturday night live dude

[proho14]

@Lasports101 Oh, that's why he wasn't funny.

[WestCoastAlifliCALI]

Kevin Hart Sould Host!!!! Chocolate Droppa

[WestCoastAlifliCALI]

Everybody In The Crowd Probally Didn't Want To Laugh Because They Felt Akward Or Something...jus saying

[SonShineStorey]

HAHA. Kardashian and the octopus.

[mnational11]

pause at 8:16 giggity



[TheMattswish]

I'm just excited for the LeBron jokes this year!

[mactiger1983]

At least Tim Tebow laughed at a joke pointed at him. Ya gotta give him points for that!

[murcielagosegunda]

Black people are really hard to please. LOL

[xSeven7x]

Seth is a BOSS!

[phillipmart]

7:09 stuart scott is a hard man to please.

[RustyRazor2010]

Why is he yelling? It's not like he's at a school assembly for the hearing impaired...

[CessnaPilot1B9]

4:02-4:05 was the best part

[Emlee05]

I know Hockey is "Canada's team' but no skits on hockey? Booo. There are a lot of bummed out hockey fans. and JT didnt mention in his skit in 08 either.

[sportsmusic091]

0:11 and 8:16 the best parts of the video. oh yeah, seth was funny too

[NextHW5]

cant wait to see what he says about lebron in 2011

[babyEroose]

noticed how none of the men laughed at the Elin joke only the women...

[t3hdude]

7:10 LMFAO REGGIE GOT PWNED!! Best joke of the monologue

[callmeback2]

C(LEAVE)LAND

[SiGuy6363]

this audience sucks...

[Fj60730]

@SiGuy6363 at 4:46 he's thinking the same thing!

[raycdaddy]

this guy is not that funny. justin timberlake is way funnier

[leftyJR3]

8:16

wow

[MusLcsRCKS]

Brooklyn Decker's boobs

[buccaneer1990]

I'm glad he's hosting it again next month.

[sensation834]

bring back justin timberlake to host the espy

[nyfootballgiants1]

hahahaha Seth is quite hilarious, the dry audience makes it even funnier.

[mfoley248]

i want him.

now.

.......

[burnett159]

I like Seth Meyers but he seriously gotta work on his comedic timing

[bostnmagic]

lol derek fisher at 7:00

[brokenmonkey000]

this was really funny, im surprised the audience was so pissed

[ThePokeyPictures]

hes good but the best is definately norm macdonald, look up his monolouge on youtube

[iSherberti]

JT was waaaayayyyybetter!!!

[deerparkisgood]

Who is the girl at 8:16 and 8:17? She is hot dayummm

[WhoDat1011]

@deerparkisgood brooklyn decker

[anonymity87]

@deerparkisgood brooklyn deker i think



[Ashrzr]

This audience fucking sucks

[69charger440sixpack]

Wow... at 9:50 wtf is that loser doing there? He has nothing to do with sports. Pathetic.

[jetsfan8710]

@69charger440sixpack he's there every year!!! every fucking year and i still have no fucking idea why.

[nomansland21]

brooklyn's in da house

[ThePanthers2012]

who is the lady at 4:48? she looks familiar

[mav10regino]

@ThePanthers2012 She is Emmanuelle chriqui

[Louis1820]

Seth killed it, audience just acting so nervous

[thomashulk]

Marky Mark. Too thirsty to clap.

[RichardMRX]

you know some of those athletes when through "college"... apparently, not many graduated... those jokes are also kinda too sophisticated to many of them... :D

[mizundrstod]

THIS CROWD SUCKS. THIS DUDE WAS FUNNY AS YELL.

[KianMirshahi]

@mizundrstod the crowd is tooooo dumb!!!

[HayleyElizabeth1234]

Seth does a pretty damn good german accent. xD

[MAXIMUS2808]

The crowd couldn't tell who's going to be the next victim of such piercing jokes, so that's why they couldn't lol, they were all afraid! Some of them were just so tense and worried about how the look on television.

You've got to note they could see themselves too each time we see them.

[thesecolors]

Too hip for the room...

[jherber286]

Wtf is wrong with this audience? Seth killed it and everybody acted like they were at a funeral

[lvarela84]

@jherber286 How can you expect the jocks to laugh when they don't get the jokes?!

[CMail1985]

this audience mustve been deaf....cause anyone who heard this shit wouldnt be able to stop laughing....

[tsmrc]

who's the guy at 6:32??

[hawaiicanal89]

@tsmrc more importantly, whos the asian girl to the right?

[ThemFlames]

@tsmrc coachof the denver nuggets

[gangstawanksta022]

@tsmrc the uconn womens bball head coach

[oyabeilles]

dry crowd!! he's to clever for all those athletes and WAG's

[SportsandRock4Life]

i feel like jeremy shockey was the only one there who enjoyed any of this

[Browerchick]

The "just kidding, Jesus" things was BEAST!

[tjshisl]

Best part is at 4:02

[deleoncubus]

Learn to laugh at yourselves a little bit. Come on, you know who you guys are. You know what you've done. Laugh and get over it. Great job, Seth.

P!

[SuckItLily]

ending is class^^

[xemily91]

ouch, poor Seth. Such a dead audience.

and Seth's a Red Sox fan. XD