I always find that when the server comes up to you, you smile, look at them, say hello, and not be a fucking prick, you get GREAT service that deserves a good tip for the hard work.. I see some people who are complete fuckwads to their food servers.... bad idea....
@Springs131 If you ever eat at my restaurant, I will not be responsible for whatever diseases you catch from whatever is on the particular area of the high-traffic kitchen floor that I drop your food on. I will hope for them, but I will not be responsible for them as you will have brought it on yourself for being a complete and utter douchebag who should not be allowed within a hundred yards of another living organism.
@Springs131 So you expect every waiter on Earth to serve you a clean glass and only pay special attention to you when there are other people in the restaurant? Spoiled bitch!
If people have never worked as a server they will never truly get it. I put my self through college and still do this to pay the bills. Some times we get amazingly awesome people who you wish everyone can be like but 90% of the time they are like this. When someone asks how are you, polity say well thank you.
My point is simple. I'm a server who not only works 5-7 days a week, but goes to school full-time. I love my job, but that's just it; it's a job, not my career. I am human (I forget stuff too!), can't read minds and am not capable of ubiquity. More importantly, I'd love to know what you do for a living, then base your pay off how I feel you did while being completely ignorant as to what you actually do or what you're supposed to do.
Most say something along the lines of, "doing well, and yourself," and I know to treat them like normal, do a menu conversation, etc.. I've even had one woman almost break down in tears about having $40,000 in flood damage, so you know what I did? I listened. Then I bought her a drink with my own money. That's what the hospitality industry is all about. What you need to realize is that you're not the only person in the world, let alone the restaurant.
As ColdasHoth put it, that *IS* being considerate. Not every guest is "dying of hunger and thirst." In fact, every guest is different, and have different expecations of "service." Asking, "how is everyone doing today," helps the server gauge what mood you're in. Yes, it's 5 seconds, but you can't honestly expect a person to read your mind and know exactly what you want. I have people say "Hungry," and that signals me to skip the pleasantries and get down to business.
@springs131... I'm a server and I love my job. I always try my hardest to give the best service possible. I work at a very nice restaurant, but sometimes there's 'guests' who are completely ridiculous. In stead of being mean I just 'prioritize' my tables. Lol so basically if I had you I would see your stuck up, 'im the only person in the world,' attitude and they way you act like a freakin 2 year old that gets everything she wants and I would prioritize you at the bottom of all my tables. Prett
My ex-boyfriend and I went to Tony Romas years ago, and my ex-bf was very rude to the waiter. My ex-bf was just an asshole, and I already knew that. By shear coincidence, both of us got sick later that night. It doesn't take an einstein to realize the waiter had obviously done something with our food before serving it to us, because of the rudeness from my ex-bf. Just realize that I didn't need to have my food tampered with -- so don't punish all customers because of one asshole.
@Springs 131: either way my point was just that there are far more worse things to hate your server for then asking how are you. you know how many times i've been forgotten because they are off bs-ing in plain view of my table. there are rude quiet servers everywhere i go lately who don't even introduce themselves or attempt to smile. waiting 15 minutes for even a glass of water to hit the table... the list goes on. that's all i was saying
I'm sorry but wow, you're taking this a bit out of proportion. Asking "How are you doing today?" can be habitual but mostly courteous and just friendly. Just reply "Doing good. could you get a coke?" That usually lets the server know you're most likely not a SS, you just want to get down to business and without being snippy or crass about it. The server should then be aware to skip small talk. You're acting like it's an unspeakable offense for the server to simply be kind.
Springs I hope I never have to wait on your bitch ass. You have problems!!!!!! Beyond belief! Plus this video is for people who actually do serve and have to deal with people like you 5-7 days out of the week so go watch another video dumb ass bitch!
@Springs131 Actually you frigid bitch I do say hello to a cashier because its called BASIC NORMAL SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH OTHER HUMANS. Faggot. Go troll another video, its getting old, your point make no sense, and its pretty apparent by now everyone thinks you are a total fucking retard.
@Springs131 You sound like such an idiot! btw i bet you are 500 lbs by now since you have gone out to eat everyweekend since november 2000. I digress, so did you know that food server is the title of our job and not SERVANT, you dumb piece of shit! we are human beings just like you accept we are much more patient than your fat ass!
ok you should make a video about cheap people who split everything but order salads, entrees, and a desert and like four beers but make you spit everything. friggin annoying
@Springs131 Wow Springs. Think you're going a little overboard with "consider the guest's hunger and thirst" stand. If you were that hungry and thirsty you wouldn't have waited that long to eat at the restaurant. Also, if you ever eat out, which you probably hardly do, almost all the time the server follows up the "How are you doing today?" line with "Can I start you off with something to drink or maybe an appetizer while you're settling in?" That takes an extra 5 seconds.
So true. I've had kids, literally set up camp at a table ( a full on playdoh set and coloring books) and take up all the room so when I come round with their hot food, the parents ignore me and keep typing on their ipads and the kids keep throwing their shit around. Why don't you stay at home, you bunch of fuckers
tl:dr, springs is the biggest fucking degenerate faggot and should stick to a mcdonalds drive-thru. jesus christ, whether you believe it or not you queer, most people want to actually say hello to other people when they meet them and not "i am springs, robo-queer 3000, what do you want to eat" get a life, and learn some basic social interaction skills and maybe the world might start to make more sense to you. I swear to god youtube is infested with the filth of planet earth these days
@Springs131 I agree with this. If anything, I want my customers to be in a hurry because you can bet the customers BEHIND them in the service rotation will be. There are exceptions to this but if a foodserver is doing their job, their presence, or lack thereof, isn't noticed. Frankly, the customer who wants to spend their time schmoozing with me is more likely to be disappointed with my service than someone in a hurry to eat. Instant recognition, rapport, call back, dessert call, NEXT!
Kid orders are a problem.Mom will tell JR. he can have what he wants but then begins vetoing his choices. This is fine unless yur one of the unfortunate customers behind them in the waiter's service rotation. Suggest U,make eye contact with the kid and ASSUME that the kid is going to order for himself use his name if U hear it from MOM Sometimes you'll get lucky and this unexpected tactic will get you an order. Tip, ALWAY take the OLDEST kids order first, big brother(sister)knows best.
@Springs131 shut the fuck up you moron. If someone is serving you treat them with respect and dignity. It's hard enough having to adjust your attitude to fit the needs of every personality type that walks through the door. Yes, it is the job of the wait staff to provide great service, and it is the responsibility of the guest to show common decency and sympathy towards someone who's job is basically to be a low-wage slave to idiots.
@kingv911 agreed but too many servers have entitlement issues like being 'angry' for getting a specific kind of water. As far as the kids running around goes, I couldn't agree more. It's a two way system that's for sure. I sure know I don't want to be served by anyone who thinks of their customers as dirt.
most people want to be greeted nicely. most of the time being polite and not walking up to the table saying "what do you want?" will get you a bigger tip. because you are a tiny tiny tiny minority of the people who can't spare 3 seconds of your time, no server is going to change for you. You can't please everybody so you might as well try to please the majority.
also, what do you do when you go to a new restaurant and are greeted within 30 seconds?
@prudencecheesecake A pleasant "How are you?" delays your dining so long you get weak huh? I bet you weigh 300 pounds. No wonder your nickname contains "cheesecake."
I think the best thing you could do is kill yourself. Just go to your garage and hang yourself. You sound like the biggest idiot I have ever heard. If I waited on you and I knew it was you, I would take a shit in your lemonade then kick you in the pussy
@FlyingPeanutsinSpace This is the best thing I have ever heard in my life! I fantasize about horrific things happening to unbearable customers but shit in lemonade then being kicked in the pussy takes the cake!
I thought I was the only one who ever went on the "'How are you - Diet Coke" rant (I always ask them what it's like running around in constant fear of straws and lemons). I'd like to say it makes me happy it wasn't just me, but that just shows how shitty people's manners are.
"Can I have a diet water!" I've actually gotten this! as well as "I'll have fish and chips." food came out...."I thought the fish and chips was chicken tenders,...in england fish and chips is chicken."
This is great! I'm a waiter and this is so accurate. They are oblivious, cheap, shameless, terrible parents, and have an unbelievable sense of entitlement Thank you!!
"I hope he is enjoying rolling around on the floor." "He is. Thank you. It is his birthday."
missleisures 1 month ago
I always find that when the server comes up to you, you smile, look at them, say hello, and not be a fucking prick, you get GREAT service that deserves a good tip for the hard work.. I see some people who are complete fuckwads to their food servers.... bad idea....
MPSecare 1 month ago
HAHA! "Your check was fifteen dollars. Die."
jcjcks 5 months ago
"your child's overly huge stroller is compensating for your unhappy marriage" HAHAHHAHAHA Love it!
tasha978 7 months ago
@Springs131 If you ever eat at my restaurant, I will not be responsible for whatever diseases you catch from whatever is on the particular area of the high-traffic kitchen floor that I drop your food on. I will hope for them, but I will not be responsible for them as you will have brought it on yourself for being a complete and utter douchebag who should not be allowed within a hundred yards of another living organism.
LupeOneLeo 8 months ago
OMG!!!!!! Every possible server nightmare was my night to night....thank you for these videos!!
phq112 8 months ago
"you can order a dessert and i will put a small cheap candle in it to pacify you" excellent video, thank you
robertpicardo 8 months ago
@Springs131 So you expect every waiter on Earth to serve you a clean glass and only pay special attention to you when there are other people in the restaurant? Spoiled bitch!
gizmocat11 9 months ago
im a chef and i know this bs happens to the waiters
snake4441 9 months ago
If people have never worked as a server they will never truly get it. I put my self through college and still do this to pay the bills. Some times we get amazingly awesome people who you wish everyone can be like but 90% of the time they are like this. When someone asks how are you, polity say well thank you.
Bravo to the creator of this series!!!
phq112 9 months ago
@Springs131 you're a grade A troll.
tjmac248 10 months ago
@Springs131 Continued:
My point is simple. I'm a server who not only works 5-7 days a week, but goes to school full-time. I love my job, but that's just it; it's a job, not my career. I am human (I forget stuff too!), can't read minds and am not capable of ubiquity. More importantly, I'd love to know what you do for a living, then base your pay off how I feel you did while being completely ignorant as to what you actually do or what you're supposed to do.
ThySovereign 10 months ago
@Springs131 Continued:
Most say something along the lines of, "doing well, and yourself," and I know to treat them like normal, do a menu conversation, etc.. I've even had one woman almost break down in tears about having $40,000 in flood damage, so you know what I did? I listened. Then I bought her a drink with my own money. That's what the hospitality industry is all about. What you need to realize is that you're not the only person in the world, let alone the restaurant.
ThySovereign 10 months ago 3
@Springs131
As ColdasHoth put it, that *IS* being considerate. Not every guest is "dying of hunger and thirst." In fact, every guest is different, and have different expecations of "service." Asking, "how is everyone doing today," helps the server gauge what mood you're in. Yes, it's 5 seconds, but you can't honestly expect a person to read your mind and know exactly what you want. I have people say "Hungry," and that signals me to skip the pleasantries and get down to business.
ThySovereign 10 months ago 2
FnB a lifestyle most of you couldn't handle
wareagle843 10 months ago
@Springs131 People do so many fucked up things to your food. Enjoy.
VillianousUndead 11 months ago
Springs131 is the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and i hope she burns in the eternal flame.
In other words "GO TO HELL BITCH"
Is it a coincidence that everywhere you go you get bad service?
singlestarsky 11 months ago
i hope your child is enjoying rolling around on the floor.
he is, thank you.
hahhaahhahahhahahhahhaha. oh god. i love this.
christanna123 11 months ago
@springs131... I'm a server and I love my job. I always try my hardest to give the best service possible. I work at a very nice restaurant, but sometimes there's 'guests' who are completely ridiculous. In stead of being mean I just 'prioritize' my tables. Lol so basically if I had you I would see your stuck up, 'im the only person in the world,' attitude and they way you act like a freakin 2 year old that gets everything she wants and I would prioritize you at the bottom of all my tables. Prett
tierrabic 11 months ago
My ex-boyfriend and I went to Tony Romas years ago, and my ex-bf was very rude to the waiter. My ex-bf was just an asshole, and I already knew that. By shear coincidence, both of us got sick later that night. It doesn't take an einstein to realize the waiter had obviously done something with our food before serving it to us, because of the rudeness from my ex-bf. Just realize that I didn't need to have my food tampered with -- so don't punish all customers because of one asshole.
wakeupscreaming 11 months ago
@Springs 131: either way my point was just that there are far more worse things to hate your server for then asking how are you. you know how many times i've been forgotten because they are off bs-ing in plain view of my table. there are rude quiet servers everywhere i go lately who don't even introduce themselves or attempt to smile. waiting 15 minutes for even a glass of water to hit the table... the list goes on. that's all i was saying
ColdasHoth 1 year ago
@Springs131
I'm sorry but wow, you're taking this a bit out of proportion. Asking "How are you doing today?" can be habitual but mostly courteous and just friendly. Just reply "Doing good. could you get a coke?" That usually lets the server know you're most likely not a SS, you just want to get down to business and without being snippy or crass about it. The server should then be aware to skip small talk. You're acting like it's an unspeakable offense for the server to simply be kind.
ColdasHoth 1 year ago
Springs I hope I never have to wait on your bitch ass. You have problems!!!!!! Beyond belief! Plus this video is for people who actually do serve and have to deal with people like you 5-7 days out of the week so go watch another video dumb ass bitch!
jess081289 1 year ago
@Springs131 Actually you frigid bitch I do say hello to a cashier because its called BASIC NORMAL SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH OTHER HUMANS. Faggot. Go troll another video, its getting old, your point make no sense, and its pretty apparent by now everyone thinks you are a total fucking retard.
Thanks for playing.
Combuztion 1 year ago
@Springs131 You sound like such an idiot! btw i bet you are 500 lbs by now since you have gone out to eat everyweekend since november 2000. I digress, so did you know that food server is the title of our job and not SERVANT, you dumb piece of shit! we are human beings just like you accept we are much more patient than your fat ass!
jess081289 1 year ago
ok you should make a video about cheap people who split everything but order salads, entrees, and a desert and like four beers but make you spit everything. friggin annoying
allisonlauricella1 1 year ago
you would think some people never leave their homes.
leafletd 1 year ago
@Springs131 Wow Springs. Think you're going a little overboard with "consider the guest's hunger and thirst" stand. If you were that hungry and thirsty you wouldn't have waited that long to eat at the restaurant. Also, if you ever eat out, which you probably hardly do, almost all the time the server follows up the "How are you doing today?" line with "Can I start you off with something to drink or maybe an appetizer while you're settling in?" That takes an extra 5 seconds.
kneewhat 1 year ago
The diet coke part is sooooooooooooo freaking true!
redblade79 1 year ago
@redblade79 Yes, I feel diet coke today too. :)
darcy031685 1 year ago
So true. I've had kids, literally set up camp at a table ( a full on playdoh set and coloring books) and take up all the room so when I come round with their hot food, the parents ignore me and keep typing on their ipads and the kids keep throwing their shit around. Why don't you stay at home, you bunch of fuckers
Tobiah 1 year ago
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trcheer21 1 year ago
its his birthday x3!!!!
LOVE THIS STUFFF!!!!
ITS SO ADDICTING!!!!
trcheer21 1 year ago
tl:dr, springs is the biggest fucking degenerate faggot and should stick to a mcdonalds drive-thru. jesus christ, whether you believe it or not you queer, most people want to actually say hello to other people when they meet them and not "i am springs, robo-queer 3000, what do you want to eat" get a life, and learn some basic social interaction skills and maybe the world might start to make more sense to you. I swear to god youtube is infested with the filth of planet earth these days
Combuztion 1 year ago
@Springs131 I agree with this. If anything, I want my customers to be in a hurry because you can bet the customers BEHIND them in the service rotation will be. There are exceptions to this but if a foodserver is doing their job, their presence, or lack thereof, isn't noticed. Frankly, the customer who wants to spend their time schmoozing with me is more likely to be disappointed with my service than someone in a hurry to eat. Instant recognition, rapport, call back, dessert call, NEXT!
foodserver53 1 year ago
Kid orders are a problem.Mom will tell JR. he can have what he wants but then begins vetoing his choices. This is fine unless yur one of the unfortunate customers behind them in the waiter's service rotation. Suggest U,make eye contact with the kid and ASSUME that the kid is going to order for himself use his name if U hear it from MOM Sometimes you'll get lucky and this unexpected tactic will get you an order. Tip, ALWAY take the OLDEST kids order first, big brother(sister)knows best.
foodserver53 1 year ago
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@Springs131
We all hate you. You will die cold and lonely. You know this. Die.
That is all.
TheWraithMan666 1 year ago
@Springs131 shut the fuck up you moron. If someone is serving you treat them with respect and dignity. It's hard enough having to adjust your attitude to fit the needs of every personality type that walks through the door. Yes, it is the job of the wait staff to provide great service, and it is the responsibility of the guest to show common decency and sympathy towards someone who's job is basically to be a low-wage slave to idiots.
kingv911 1 year ago 32
@kingv911 agreed but too many servers have entitlement issues like being 'angry' for getting a specific kind of water. As far as the kids running around goes, I couldn't agree more. It's a two way system that's for sure. I sure know I don't want to be served by anyone who thinks of their customers as dirt.
TheGoddessCaroline 3 weeks ago
@Springs131
most people want to be greeted nicely. most of the time being polite and not walking up to the table saying "what do you want?" will get you a bigger tip. because you are a tiny tiny tiny minority of the people who can't spare 3 seconds of your time, no server is going to change for you. You can't please everybody so you might as well try to please the majority.
also, what do you do when you go to a new restaurant and are greeted within 30 seconds?
prudencecheesecake 1 year ago
@prudencecheesecake A pleasant "How are you?" delays your dining so long you get weak huh? I bet you weigh 300 pounds. No wonder your nickname contains "cheesecake."
Teripie 1 year ago
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Teripie 1 year ago
@Springs131
I think the best thing you could do is kill yourself. Just go to your garage and hang yourself. You sound like the biggest idiot I have ever heard. If I waited on you and I knew it was you, I would take a shit in your lemonade then kick you in the pussy
FlyingPeanutsinSpace 1 year ago 17
@FlyingPeanutsinSpace This is the best thing I have ever heard in my life! I fantasize about horrific things happening to unbearable customers but shit in lemonade then being kicked in the pussy takes the cake!
mcshitterstein 1 year ago
@Springs131
maybe if you weren't such a bitch the server wouldn't "Purposely delay" your order.
think about it.
prudencecheesecake 1 year ago
I thought I was the only one who ever went on the "'How are you - Diet Coke" rant (I always ask them what it's like running around in constant fear of straws and lemons). I'd like to say it makes me happy it wasn't just me, but that just shows how shitty people's manners are.
twnslick 1 year ago
"and also our grilled salmon" I THOUGHT THEY DIDN'T HAVE SALMON!
KittyCatRat 1 year ago
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT THING IVE EVER SEEN
ruthiemadeleine 1 year ago
I now watch these before i go to work every day. thank you so much! absolutly hilarious!!
corjiro 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA another classic!! i couldn't be happier these shorts have come into my life!
ikin1231 1 year ago
"Can I have a diet water!" I've actually gotten this! as well as "I'll have fish and chips." food came out...."I thought the fish and chips was chicken tenders,...in england fish and chips is chicken."
Babyevil 1 year ago
I think this is so damned funny. I may have even peed a little while watching it -- only people in the food service industry really get this stuff...
traviebaby22 1 year ago
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Damn I'm tired of these whineing waiters
UrbyKris 1 year ago
to pacify you.... LOL!
Runnercaiti1 1 year ago
This is great! I'm a waiter and this is so accurate. They are oblivious, cheap, shameless, terrible parents, and have an unbelievable sense of entitlement Thank you!!
katececiley 1 year ago
"Can you change a hundred?"
"Your check was 15 dollars. Die."
BlueEyez043 1 year ago
"i hope your son is enjoying rolling around on the floor."
"he is, thank you, it's his birthday."
TaylorLynzie 1 year ago
Sigh...They forgot:" I have a gluten allergy. I want the beer battered BBQ pork sandwich with the bread lightly toasted"
superjules 1 year ago
ahaha true story
foxxxyboxxxy 1 year ago
Awesome!!!
georgeworkman3 1 year ago
Would have been funnier if the two voices were different.
jeenavegas 1 year ago
Well done!
ashleybank 1 year ago