A Vogon Poem

[MsSmokeNmirrors]

HAHAHA :))))))))))))

[Loreleila]

@MsSmokeNmirrors :P

[skinnylugnuts]

I really like your creativity and willingness to take the risk of doing things that break the "normal" way of doing things. You have a style and way of being that I really like.

[Loreleila]

@skinnylugnuts Thank you :)

[irishjanet]

excretious

[wordreet]

Awful.

[womblefree]

Ha ha ha you should try doing the dead rotting swan poem from the same book.

[Loreleila]

Oh look, it's you lol I hadn't ever seen this comment. The mist clears.

[womblefree]

ah yes now i remember. the mist has indeed risen with the stench of rotting swans LOL i totally forgot.

[solitudinarian]

Putty. Putty. Putty.  Green Putty - Grutty Peen. Grarmpitutty - Morning! Pridsummer - Grorning Utty! Discovery..... Oh. Putty?..... Armpit? Armpit..... Putty. Not even a particularly Nice shade of green.

[XenoLuKan]

P H A N T A S T I C ! thank you so much !!!

[Loreleila]

:) You are most welcome.

[HeidiSaid]

This is much more my speed and wonderful! :)

[Loreleila]

You do know this is meant to cause to grreat suffering don't you? lol Glad you liked it, fellow Vogon. :)

[Loreleila]

: )

[popebenadict16]

42 stars.x

[Loreleila]

Of course. :) x

[StevenErnest]

OHHHHH NOOOOOO PUUUHHLEASEEEE SSTOPPPPP!!!! That was horrible. I didn't even have a Babel Fish in my ear; and I'm not about to go to babelfishdotcom. But the idea behind your vid was loverly, of course! ^_^

[Loreleila]

Sorry to torture and please all at once. That's me, a paradox. :P I have a few spare Babel fish if anyone is in dire need.

[gratex]

shucks, you ain't no vogon missy.

oh wait, I'm not a cowboy.

[Loreleila]

Aha, mystery stalks this place, whre nothing is as it seems.

[lapislazuline]

it would sound better with a "babel fish" :)

[Loreleila]

I have one here. Let me pop it in your ear. But beware, it may bring your downfall to truly understand the depths of this poem. :)

[lapislazuline]

"Don,t Panic!"

[scotty2trucks]

What's a bible dish?

[lapislazuline]

babel fish! y,dopey nana :)

[scotty2trucks]

I can hear voices in my head,

Now I am confused!

Bonie Dais me omega %¬)

[scotty2trucks]

See, see the wrinkly sky Marvel at it's big 'Blue' depths Tell me,lorryleeeeeeea do you Wonder why the Squoink ignores you? Why it's foobly stare Makes you feel horror I can tell you, it is worried by your Trufflescoffinghogpiggy facial growth That looks like A squashed hedgehog What's more, it knows Your horrible potting shed Smells of frog Everything under the big wrinkly sky Asks why, why do you even bother? You only see dead badgers.

[lapislazuline]

!respecto senor truck!

[Loreleila]

Ah, a fellow Vogon. We must have poems at dawn and see who remains standing. :)

[scotty2trucks]

I lived with a 'Dawn' in a past life, it was not poetry she wanted as the sun 'Rose' %¬D

[scotty2trucks]

I found this'Particularly' Vogontastic,

reminiscent of Wordsworth! You look like you're a 'Traveller' %¬)

[Loreleila]

I think I probably am.

[scotty2trucks]

Have you a 'caravan' that travels through time and space, searching out for chocolate covered hearts, to devour, to consume, those that call out to you with their mysterious taste,a weird flavour of 'enigma'.

[Loreleila]

I do. :)

[Atheistblindchick]

I think you've taken Vogon poetry to a whole new level!

"Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" pales in comparison...

[Loreleila]

Thank you! I am humbled and honoured at such an accolade. Death by poetry is within my grasp. :)

[Atheistblindchick]

To tell you the truth, I did at one point feel the urge to gnaw off my own leg ;)

[Loreleila]

lol Maybe I should write another poem, just to balance you out. The other leg awaits....

[CousinoMacul]

lol

[Loreleila]

Not even slightly strange?

[rozeboosje]

AH. Truly horrible, as only a Vogon Poem can be.

[Loreleila]

Why thank you. *bows*

[rozeboosje]

5 stars!

[Loreleila]

I'm not expecting further comments. I imagine they will be overwhlemed with the Vognocity of it all. You are a strong man my friend. :)