A letter on diplomacy

[culturalenigma]

I disagree. your a dick...and not orientated at ALL to the internet.

[bushonomics]

The path to mutual understanding isa thorn-lined trail through the Invective Woods, across Ponte Ad Hominem. Rest ut Ignorance Inn, and don't forget to get try the Steaming Bullshit Ale ("The Ale From the Tail") - it'll keep you toasty and cozy through Cold-Shoulder Pass.

Or, you could take a direct flight on Air Open Mind, where the attendants always ask "What do YOU think we should serve you?"...

The catch is, both routes are one-way, and only one gets you there with Bullshit Breath :)

[ChiefHoot]

The arguement was so convoluted, fragmented, and non-directional I'm really not sure to agree or be indignant.

Kudos!

[FalseAdvertisement2]

I don't think I could adore this any more than I do.

[st3even]

Sweet

[ItsDanQuayle]

Can I be one? As the ex-vice-president, I believe I am qualified.

[OrbitalAngel]

lol

[Eorakamen]

This video is glorious. However, I'm going to be slightly petty by correcting your grammar. I'm sorry, but I cannot seem to control myself. "... and telling your hopeful employer that you would have been there sooner, but were too busy tapping their mom..." Employer is a singular noun, thus its pronoun (their) must also be singular (his). To be grammatically correct you must say, " ...telling your hopeful employer that you would have been there sooner, but were too busy tapping his mom."

[ch12v51luke]

Or he was using their in a non-gender specific way, instead of his/her.

[Eorakamen]

While using 'their' in a non-gender specific way is common, it is grammatically wrong. My English teachers of old will testify to this truth, as well as any grammar book or website if you choose to delve further into the matter.

[noliketoregister]

Assholes unite! &*^%!*~#+@

[rosepetal34]

fucking amazing

[Evershear]

LOL!....That was so darn funny!

[42662113]

Mad typing (and dare I say, tapping?) skillz!

[Person009]

Anarchism ftw!

[sy1234]

Oh . my . invisible sky daddy .

I'd write an insightful comment demonstrating that I understood your video, and raising interesting new points for discussion..

but I'm too busy tapping your mom.

[2bsirius]

I love this video. I hope it's OK to use it as the feature video on my channel for a bit. It made me laugh a lot after a night of very little sleep. Brilliant!

[StoneCutterChosenOne]

The greatest demonstration ever in the history of time of:

"its funny cuz its true"

[Lawlzerskatez]

LMAO that was great.

[chikenshitconformist]

mmm sarcasm makes me happy.

[rearmirrorview]

great

[chriscrozzz]

Too good.

[eyelessking]

love it

[BLUEFlSH7]

Most fascinating.

[grenangle]

Is a pissing contest based on distance or volume?

[RoadRrunner]

Way good.

[reflectionist]

What would the world be without assholes, douchebags, and cockmonkeys, anyway?

[Savagecuntfart]

I love the satire, asshole!

[writnlog]

what? *****

[msa1985]

Ace, man.

[Hamandchees3]

You're the only one left still writing scriptura continua, Ben.

[CelphaFiael]

You were such an asshole to that poor keyboard, especially around 3:00.

[clutchologie]

@celpha

dear celphafiael,

A. clutch and i have discussed you on many an occasion. he really respects you. B. this channel is in HONOR of him fool ass. C. do you know if he has a pink hole? thanks baby and god bless.

[MonkeyFinger23]

Wow, that was awesome. Five Stars.

[CitizenWorm]

word

[DKfansown]

wow.

[itsbizbuz]

I completely disagree with you but it was very funny. 5 stars as usual.

[OccamKant]

Nicely done, Ben!

It's amazing that you could type that whole letter out by using only about 8 keys! ;)

(also dug for "Cock Monkeys")

[Elaina43]

Indeed!

[mahyarmohaghegh]

"ass holes keep oppressing ppl"

hahahahhaa

too busy tapping their mom

hahahah

its funnier cause its u, talking about Thinking and then this hahahahahhahahahahahha

asshole intrests

[thinkmorepink]

Fantastic ben. SUPERB. I love this. FANTASTIC JOB. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[HumbleYankee]

Brilliant. Superb job on pin-pointing the diplomatic vacuity of such said persons in this video!

[eternalundylnglove]

take "drama" out of the tag.

this video is about so much more.

what can i say Ben?

your message is too delicate and subtle to appeal to the audience which would benefit from it.

if i weren't so busy tapping your mom i would envy your writing skills!

[EviTheFreak]

Greatness. :-)

[chris3443]

Awesome style

[ballyboneman]

Absolutely outstanding! I salute your rapier-like wit. :)

[3rdWorldCrusader]

You're a beautiful man.. such broad shoulders and strong chin. God how I want to lick your face and your juicy nipples.

[chris3443]

umm

[3rdWorldCrusader]

Its true. He's a very handsome man.

[mcphilthy]

Wicket shit - ees gude.

[VonSchnutze]

Shoulda had some Doogie Howser music in the backround.

[LimpLoser]

This guy aint really typing the mans a fraud i say . i say, a fraud!!!!! a fraud a fraud

[riversonthemoon]

Awesome! Your funniest video yet.

Reminiscent of a William Burroughs rant in a Michael Frante album called 'Spare Ass Annie' about a man who taught his asshole to talk. That asshole also demanded equal rights. I think it originally came from 'The Naked Lunch'.

[CitizenWorm]

I thought Spare Ass Annie was the name of a Burroughs album, not Frante. In fact, I think I used to own it. I could be wrong though...on any of this.

But yeah...the talking asshole was from Naked Lunch. "it wanted to be kissed, just like any other mouth."

[riversonthemoon]

Yeah, I guess it was a collaboration. Michael Frante did the music. I used to listen to Disposable Heroes and it was through SAA that I first heard of Burroughs, so I just considered it Frante's.

Peace.

[Youdannny]

Great video, made me chuckle.

[fidetecabraodemerda1]

his face in the end is priceless

[fucksatanism]

I shall remain an asshole. This world you speak of will never exist. Fuck futile loveydoviness. You talk good, but I don't like what you say.

[w0r1dpeace]

Then move the fuck on!

[fucksatanism]

Don't tell me what to do.

[eternalundylnglove]

telling someone to not tell you what to do is telling them what to do

[fucksatanism]

The world is also round. I think you used to troll me on a different account.

[eternalundylnglove]

i think you need to stop inhaling gas fumes because i don't have another account

[fucksatanism]

No, I need to stop inhaling gas fumes because its bad for me.

[eternalundylnglove]

hahaha!

touche fucksatanism!

[w0r1dpeace]

So fucksatanism is inhaling gas fumes?

[fucksatanism]

Why did you ask him that?

[w0r1dpeace]

Because you just said, "I need to stop inhaling gas fumes because its bad for me."

[fucksatanism]

So you asked eternalundyinglove if I was inhaling gas fumes after I had just said so. I am sincerely interested in why you asked that as a response to eternalundyinglove.

[w0r1dpeace]

It struck me as odd .. I was just seeking to confirm whether or not you actually were inhaling gas fumes.

[axisapex]

i noted the typing skills - encouragement is exactly what these sorely suppressed individuals needed, and you knew it all along.

[perkele0079]

Everyone needs bile-infused cockmonkeys.

[bubonicnate]

my mom is much more popular than I am

[CousinoMacul]

I was telling your mom how nobody wants to tap your vasectomated ass any more last night while I was tapping her.

[bubonicnate]

You taught me language; and my profit on't

Is, I know how to curse: the red plague rid you,

For learning me your language.

[mconn2112]

Fucking brilliant Ben. Favorited.

[pixelatedxdeath]

YES!!! Great video Ben... Cock Monkeys! I thought I was the only one that used that term... hahaha! BRILLIANT!! We need to wake up and realize that this asshole-ish behavior is childish at best. Who are we to dictate how some should or shouldn't be on the grounds that they are an atheist. THAT'S NONSENSE!!! This platform known as YT seems to breed this sort of behavior... An attitude of intellectual superiority is never going to achieve anything worth merit.

[grumpychuck]

I love it!

[TheCarruths]

we need to chat script writing again :-) Oh, and some of that is actual typing, but I started playing the few piano pieces I still remember about half through :-P

[TheCarruths]

zomg "Block user"