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  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!...haahahahaha­a.

  • I felt it, more like a headache

  • With the power of KFC I can save your life from hell.

  • It's called psychosis...

  • jesus says to kill all the palestinians nad support israel! WOOOOOO!!!. can i get an amen for human rights violatons!

  • LOL WHEN HE YELLED LIKE A DONKEY OMG HAHAHA

  • Just one of the thousands of fanatic farudolent thiefs around the world.

  • The Bible says that anyone who comes against His servants will receive a curse from God. You are not smart enough to even know what God says because you don't read the Bible. Yet you think you know more than God's people. You are very foolish in God's eyes. Those that do not understand the things of the spirit, interpret them by the flesh. The Bible says you have spiritual blinders on your eyes. So how can you understand anything spiritual? You are interpreting by the flesh, which is false.

  • @AlenaJolie Hey deviant whore of Satan, I DARE YOU TO CALL UPON YOUR LORD SATAN AND ANYONE ELSE YOU SERVE TO BRING AS MANY CURSES UPON ME AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN, GIVE IT EVERYTHING YOU GOT I DARE YOU PATHETIC DEMONIC REPROBATE CRIMINAL. THEN WRITE ME AFTER YOU ARE FINISHED AND SEE WHAT YOU COULD DO TO ME. You pathetic demonic antichrist, you dare to claim association with the Holy Eternal Creator, you blaspheming whore of Satan. You and Kerney will both be engulfed in hellfire if you don't repent.

  • @Tantoin Heheheh!

    ...At 5 million deg Celsius!

    Ramen and HummDooLeeLooYEAH!

  • ghetto, thieving,lying bastard.typical you know what

  • Deep breeeaaff. Gooooooohhd!!!! Wheeoow!! Did you feel that Linda? Yes:\ Take anotha deep breeeaaf! EEE-COO-HAA-SA-THA-BA-BA-BA-CH­O-STAAA..... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHD!!!!!!! jus healed ya. Look fo tha pain naa Linda! No I don't feel the pain naow:\ You don't feel tha pain? Move ya showdaas round naa!!

  • @Blizz782

    ROFLL

  • I honestly had to put my hand over my chest too because I couldn't stop laughing.

  • ROTFL!!!!!!!!!

    Heart Attack Hand over his heart like Fred Sandford..."Elizabeth! I'm Commin' to Georgia Honey!" HaaaHaaa! (what a shame)

  • @:02 he jumps like something bit him.

  • Crazy, ignorant, bald headed, screaming, foolish, fake, snake like, serpent... This man is going to hell with gasoline underwear on.

  • @MusicEclecticArt Hell is not real hes going to the ground

  • @MusicEclecticArt No, he is a genius. Pretend to be directed by God and collect millions from gullible believers.

  • "DID YOU FEEL THAT LINDA?"

    WELL YES!! I DEF FELT MY EARDRUMS EXPLODING!!

  • His hyperventilation is simple to cure. Just make him breathe into a paper bag and drink very hot water.

  • this is nigga is funnier than any comedian ive ever known

  • i wish if he dont shut up

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  • look up "Give Me Your Damn Money - The Reverend Dr. Chuck Fecal" he cusses and smokes on his preaching show.

  • As long as there is stupidity, there will be religions. (And vice-versa.)

  • Ekobashatadalabokosha! GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWD!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • straightjacket???

  • Maybe he needs pancake mix...

  • Anyone who needs more proof that blind faith is a disability?

  • Luv this guy. LMBO!!

  • many of these people are just bad actors but good at manipulating with certain people. they are taking money for the word of god

  • e. coli sucked out of a baboonta! 0:09

  • E Coli alatashataba kosah GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • stupid crazy.

  • did he just say "E. coli" LOL

  • WHAT IN THE HECK

  • He's really fucked UUUUUP! Amen.

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • This guy gives the offering to cocaine.

  • E-coli, suck out of a bo puta! GAAAAAA!!!

  • @AirmanCylon401

    Genius! Best translation so far!

  • My favorite show late at night. Funnier than most comedians.

  • I feel the pain in my chest from laughing.

  • gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd did anybody feel that.

  • He pronounces his r's like w's.

  • you guys should see my preacher. i see this shit EVERY WEEK.

  • what you still go for, if you don't mind my asking?

  • its tradition dude lol.

  • Gotcha, man. . .

    thing is I don't even know what I believe in anymore. I don't even like going to church anymore and I go to one of the "cool" churches.

  • fuck tradition if its false i wouldn't follow the bullshit

  • well that's you, but i was raised into tradition, so yeah.

  • holy shit this dude is insane!!! but it made me laugh for hours!!!! lol!

  • momma say momma sa momma moku sa GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHH!!! fart ooow your healed

  • It is not a person heals the other but Jesus Christ through him! God works in many amazing ways, but you must believe in Him.

  • Crazy crook....collecting millions from old ladies..the government should stop this kind of stealing

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  • @gonaive

    The governement is loving this. They love the fact people are following behind false preachers instead of the truth. Their not going to stop it because they're devils themselves.

  • @All4truth1 the united states federal government is run by satan. 

  • @turgeo2004 Wrong. The United States Federal Government is run by the *idea* of Satan. Look it up and study and you'll see what I mean.

  • Did he say Ecoli???

  • Its sad to see that people believe tha God works as a show/entertainment. Give God the respect he deserves.

    Please remove this video. God doesn't use clowns for his ministry.

  • I wished I could believe in god, but I can't.

    Kerney Thomas is a nut.

  • TheAmpad

    I understand totaly, specially when you run across men making an absurd show in his supposed preaching.

    Kind of hard to take this seariously.

    In my walk in life I find it easier to believe in our creator as to believe all of the universe happend by chance.

    The argument goes like this. if you take a whatch totally apart place it in a plastic bag, how long will it take to assemble its self back to working order. Yet we (DNA) happend by chance? Don't think so.

    keep the love and peace.

  • Type in Pastor Gino Jennings and allow a TRUE MAN OF GOD give you God's Word.Dont leave this earth with the mindset that you have.And yes,Kerney Thomas is a nut.

  • :13 he said puta aint that bitch in Spanish? i mean this dude is mos def jus tryna be a hustla

  • I offer to crucify these nuts for free.

  • I build a cross, you bring the nails.

  • Thanks you, but here in Rome we are the best in building those. :-)

  • This guy got nuthin to do with God...

  • Somebody give him a sleeping pill please!

  • son said e coli...damn...

  • He said "E coli" at 0:12-0:13

  • I sent him 10.000 dollars for a healing

  • qigong and meditation is better for healig

  • another fucking goorf...he should be burned at the stake for being a phony bastard.

  • He almost laughed at 0015!!

    HAhaha....

  • thas ma nigguh

  • stay off the crack

  • ITS KUNTE KINTE!

  • It's people like this that foster atheism....

    I hope people realize that any contradictions they may find with religion or people like this guy on youtube - still does not negate the existence of a higher being or entity...only their interpretation.

  • i just want to do this.. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaw! lol

  • Let him do his thing! After all, big fortunes are built depending on how many people you can fool / enslave / convince. If most of the people are just plain dumb, good for him and his family. They'll have good time with your money! :-P Why not? After all, the big corporation do the same thing with excessive & agressive advertising...

  • this is oj simpson when he gets out of prison.

  • LMFAO

  • Now thats funny lol

  • that's funny

  • he even looks like a criminal

  • NASIMNASIM, you must be really stupid to believe in that religion and to give him $6500.

  • I sent him $6500 last year.. he told me the more money i send him the happier I will be.

  • i sent him $10000 but nothing happened ;( maybe this year ill send $20000.

  • why did you do that?

  • well, at least one of you are happy...

  • You can just pretend your problems away!

  • What's the deal with the red wahcloth? He has that thing all the time.

  • Crazy watch out everybody!

  • lmao that dude need help!!

  • EE KOBA SHA TA LOLO BO KO SHA!

  • Linda don't feel the pain because he done scared the sh@t out of her

  • LMAO!!!!!! Really hard.

  • @KEYBOOSKY Lolz!!

  • ooh I have stayed up late laughin at this fool,and his screamin ,His supposed "Tongues" are actually the Jacksons chorus,"MAMASAYMAMASAMAMAKOSA" oooh 2 FUNNY

  • This guy and that green hankerchief mother fucker should get together--- and kill themselves.

  • hahaha

  • It brakes my heart that he became rich in our country by doing this garbage.

  • speaking in tounges as a baptist, is a language of GOD no human can understand it unless u are blessed with the "holy ghost" that where the ecoba lagosa comes.real tounges sound simular

  • BLESSED YOU! DID HE SNEEZE

  • he is liar this guy

  • Order Your Personal Prayer Packet, NOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!

    This guy is funny.

  • he asked the listener did she feel it and she gave him a dry ass answer yes.. She didn feel nothin.. I woulda said no!!!

  • This guy is funny as shit, don't take this guy for real, like sleeplish above me said, if there's a hell, he's got a first class seat, LOL LOL

  • terret syndrome!

  • its TOURETTES

  • CANT SPELL IT!

  • Full of CRAP!!!!!!...im Pentecostal.and my Bishop dont even get on dat stupid....all dai lookin for iz money...FALSE PROPHETS!!!!!!!

  • I watch this guy on sunday mornings, I get a kick out of him LO LOL

  • If you think this is funny watch the dance video on my page you'll love it...pleaze comment

  • They're all the same.. no matter if christian/muslim/other bullshit, they're all the same.

  • If there is a hell, this guy's fuked. If you get fooled by this melarky, you are a very weak minded individual.

  • speaking in toungues, was meant that the gospel was brought in different toungues, meaning languages, ha ha, bet you thought it was that mumbo jumbo, don't be lead by false prophets,

  • waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa.....did you feel that, sister ?

  • pause at 00:00, kerney looks like he's about to poot.

  • lmao!Thank you Gaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

  • you will never guess who is on the phone with kerny right now

    LaShawnia! If you get a letter from ME its not my wards (words) but its GODSSS wards!

  • What a freaking psychopath... this guy needs to get slapped across the face

  • What A Faker....

  • LMAO. This dude is soooo drunk it's not even funny

  • Hey..you are insulting me...I tear it up on the weekends but damn I dont cause issues or "Faith Heal" people. As a connoisseur of "adult beverages" I am truly insulted : ) LOL

  • a bunch of mess

  • somebody needs to tell this guy he's a joke

  • Gaaaaaaaaaawd!!! Did you feel that Sista?..... One show He asked a lady did she feel it and she said I don't feel anything brother Kerny!HAHAHA

  • BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LMFao BET aCTUALLY BOUGHT DIS GUYS SHOW

  • he looks drunk. he's slurring his words. At the very end he hiccups.

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!! LOL

  • lol!

  • who says we never evolved from monkeys???? gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • lol gaaaahahahah

  • His face looks exactly like mine when i give myself one of Suzanne Hinn's Holy Ghost Enima's. I swear, they work great, but the end of the hose is in the shape of a fat 10 inch cock, and the instructions say I must insert the entire thing, oftah!

  • i love that holy ghost enema video, but i had NO CLUE it was benny hinn's wife!!!!! i was wondering who that lady was! thanks for the info.

  • that was a reply for ConserveCompassion I don't know why it popped up at the top.

  • but he still is hilarious to watch. if i can stop crying from laughter i would be alright. thanks guys for exposing another one. i got to watch him yell again. and i do

    agree with Sinewavetone

  • as a christian i have enjoyed these videos of kerney thomas. they have been i can say a blessing to me. going through some trials right now and watching this man brings a laughter to my heart........he is ridiculously funny. i cried from laughter. i'm sorry if some of you believe christians act like this. true christians do not sell the gospel

  • highly agree with your statement. He comes on throughout the week but it's around maybe 3:00am central time 4am eastern, but he's on crazy dude

  • How many of you think that Kearny Thomas acts like a monkey? Because I Do! As I said before: If he wants to say "GOOOOOOOOOOOD" and scream all the time instead acting like a man of God, than why dont he just quit preaching in the churches and go preaching in the zooes or in the Jungles?

  • Jesus is Lord. He saved that woman and healed her pain. She must give this holy preacher some money to pay for such a miracle. Amen!!!

  • I hope your joking

  • You're going to Hell! You don't believe that Jesus is the Lord and your only Savior and Path to Salvation! Heathen!!!

  • I am all about respecting ones beliefs and I can tell your not from what I got out of your response. But if you think that this guy is for real, you might be just as crazy as he is. THINK FOR YOURSELF.

  • Man, Do you Read the Scriptures? AT ALL?!

  • 1 Corinthians 1:18 For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.

  • Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are savage wolves.

  • best comment ive ever seen in all these vids of his lol nice point

  • Thank you. :-)

  • Flase Teacher Kearny Thomas needs to preach to the monkeys at the zooes instead of to people at churches

  • He looks like he was having a baby!! YESSS!!!

  • The screams are to keep you from falling asleep.

  • a magician hahaha

  • he looks like he is taking a dump

  • I love it when he screams, it's funny as hell, and it looks like he's taking a big dump.

  • this is sad, sorry non believers...

  • im sorry, but there's not proof enough to believe, being so that many who think and try to do what is told to them fail at it, repenting so many times, do you think one can listen to you so many times? a great one oh so high? and so believing is seeing? what if that belief is illogical and has been prooved wrong, but many people don't accept the new facts that stand in the way and instead avoid them?

  • is this a reply to me? i can't tell.

    So i guess you are not a Christian? Or don't believe in God?

  • see...I would throw two big ass hams at this guy and make him heal them...

  • He screamed cuz the micro he was sitting on (that why the sound were murrfeld) bamboozelled him up in the buttahole! Dat sho nuff make a man hollah, to get bamboozelled up the buttahole!

  • That N-gger is crazy!!!!!!

  • This guy is a drunk. lol. I watch him late at night. He funny to watch.

  • i dont mean to say anything mean but this man cracks me up when i c him on BET at nite...never seen a man like him

  • For all the nonbelievers or weaker Christians that may watch this, please do not think this is accepted in the church, or normal, or commonplace. THIS MAN IS A FRAUD.

  • I have to agree with this statement. He disgust me!

  • just like most of the ppl in xtianity

  • i find it pretty hard to believe that you've met enough people of the Christian faith to make that generalization, but since you do choose to denounce the true and living God, at least have the courage to say his name (or even type it). We CHRISTians not xtians.

  • thats kerney thoams..gooooooodddddddddddd!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

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