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  • everybody posting are idiots. this proves my piont jeremy clarkson and the top gear crew are the only cool brits

  • people cant take a joke i not sure who the pm is but it didnt look human to me he sounds like obama.

  • What I'd like to see on Youtube is good quality footage of Jeremy Clarkson being punched!

  • i would love to punch hammond and clarkson, james may isnt so bad

  • Making mockery out of Gordon Brown because he lost his sight as a child.

    Fuckind coward!

  • @mortanenni it called being a comedian its halarious. nobody can take a joke no more you scotish blind idiot. nobody trashes comedians but when it comes to jc everybody hates on him. any body who doesnt agree with this post is a one eyed scotish idiot.

  • @gkelbo He isn't a comedian, you one-brain-celled twat-flap!

    He's a right-winged hack journalist, made famous due to his 'outrageous', stupid 'opinions' which he churns out week after week to a deadline.

    If the best you can do for comedy is mock someone's disability, then I'm not surprised you're the sort of plank who loves Clarkson.

    Good luck with the stupidity, hope it serves you well...and it suites you.

  • @comanchio1976 jeremy clarkson needs an awardfrom the queen you blithering idiot. people like you are stupid cant take a joke. i like my stupidity it has worked real well ps the only twat i have seen is your moms

  • @gkelbo only mindless egotistical morons like clarkson and your last comment is proof that they exist. and not liking the tripe that clarkson says doesnt mean that someone can't take a joke. they arent even jokes, they're just mindless dribble coming out of his mouth the shit that mostly arseholes find funny.

  • @sellout87 and thats why he is famous and your not. your just some guy pretending to sound educated and kiss the butt of the common people. you agree what every one else says because your a moron who cant yake a joke.

  • @gkelbo is yake mean make or take? you can never win an argument with an idiot because they live off ignorance and that is probably what you do. by the way your constant standing up for clarkson reminds me of how a teenage girl would defend jutin bieber. you sound like a gay. i would say the last thing clarkson would want is a retard like you standing up for but of course you'll never realize that because you're an idiot.

  • @sellout87 thats the best you can come up with in an argument. almost all brits exept for clarkson and the other two top geear presenters are a bunch of babies who dont even know what a joke is.so im happy to stand up for clarkson.

  • @gkelbo whatever makes you happy.

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  • Mr Clarkson's ego is writing checks that even the US Army would say "Oh.. that's a large number.." to. It's one thing to fail being funny, most of us do that on a daily basis, but when you fail simply because you think you can say anything because you are on the very funny Top Gear you have to rethink your position. Personal attacks on disabilities will never be ok, and we could easily counter attack with saying Jeremy's legs looks like he had polio and then was run over by a tractor.

  • @azynkron personal disibilities are hilarious to make fun of. its halarios to see him make fun of him. at least he aint making fun of the slow kid in the wheelchair so just shut up with your huge ego.

  • ''....you should see some of the apes who turn up..''

    Yes, we get a good view, unfortunately, of the one who presents it.

  • @charliewhisky111 who your mom is ape.

  • Brown isn't actually an idiot, well certainly not compared to Clarkson anyway.

  • Clarkson and Hammond arrogant middle class cunts!

  • Oh C'mon, it's just a joke...like on Top Gear

  • .. didnt think it was that big a deal to be honest

  • Gordon Brown as Prime Minister was simply an unmitigated fucking disaster of epic proportions

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  • I'm Scottish and very embarrassed that Gordon Brown is a Scot. However, Clarkson deserved a good smack to the face for his comments about Scottish people.

  • @222macgregor

    Yeah, because Scottish people never say anything bad about 'The English'. Jock hypocrite.

  • clarkson is a cunt..Hammond told my to write that.  Hammond is a cunt, clarkson told me to write that.

  • did you notice how Clarkson apologized to Scottish people and one eyed people not to Gordon brown , i want Gordon brown to give the taxpayer back all the money he wasted and to apologize himself!

  • Not a hamster.

  • @babuwhite2011 i dont really care to much for comedians mate to be honest, its defo has been ages since clarkson was earning £20,000 but like i said, he lives on the same plant at the rest of the country unlike mostly all politicians. surely you must agree with that , unless your another pointless, spineless rule making idiot?!

  • @jimbob77784 He is Scottish, however, he has two eyes - he is blind in one though. Idiot? Well, I guess that was a subjective comment, but I'd wager he's smarter than you (I mean, he probably doesn't spend his time posting videos of weightlifting). Consider yourself corrected. Peace.

  • clarkson, what a fucking twat

  • Clarkson yet again speaking nothing but the truth, what others are scared to say or too blinded by bullshit to see!! Clarkson for PM!!

  • @liamhills Were you being ironic or is that what you actually think? If that is what you think, may I suggest you type in "Stewart Lee Top Gear" into YouTube, watch, and learn...

  • @babuwhite2011 ironic? erm no. i like clarkson because he's mentality is that of an average bloke, he seems to live a world like the rest of us, unlike these politicians who make rules for our country. therefore having a bloke who actually understands what its like to live on £20,000 a year would be better suited for the job of pm, wouldnt you agree? as for 'stewart lee top gear' well he's just a comedian finding common ground with his audience, however i dont think much of Richard hamand either

  • @liamhills Oh mate, you can't be real!? You're like the archetypal village idiot. By the by, I think it's been some time since Clarkson was earning £20,000 a year. Furthermore, if you think Stewart Lee is the type of comedian who tries to find 'common ground' with his audience, then you're sadly mistaken. Stick to Al Murray - comedy for the "average bloke"... Adieu.

  • @liamhills OH YES!

  • I'm Scottish, I'm from Gordon's constituency where he is immensely liked and where 29,000 people in our small constituency voted for him. Clarkson is the most arrogant son of a bitch and will never ever be half the man Gordon is. I'm sure all the people in England who deemed him a Scottish idiot like that waste of space Clarkson will now be crying at the evilness that is Cameron/Clegg.

  • @joshyfg He doesnt tell anything as it is, because he doesnt know how anything is. He bends celebs over for a good licking, then carries on spouting his uninformed ridiculous opinions.

    And if you cant have FUN without mocking a disability someone acquired as a child..it's time to pack it in.

  • @comanchio1976 He doesn't know how anything is? Sorry but Gordon brown is a one eyed scottish idiot so what exactly did he lie about?

  • @xxmrbloodxx When you finally learn to read properly, you'll discover that I didn't say that he lied.

    I'm not surprised though, that someone with your opinion struggled to grasp what I'd written, after all, there was over three lines of text to trawl through!

  • @comanchio1976 You're wrong, "He doesnt tell anything as it is", That means what it is, he isn't telling it that way. Which means he's lieing. You said he didn't tell it as it is, but he did because Gordon brown is exactly what he said.

  • @xxmrbloodxx How embarrassing for you that I have to explain what a lie is.

    After "He doesnt tell anything as it is", I said "because he doesnt know how anything is"....suggesting ignorance rather than the deliberate distortion/concealment of the truth. A lie is a deception, and I implied no such thing.

    Get yourself an education, or you'll keep making a tit of yourself.

  • @comanchio1976 Yes but what he said WAS TRUE. You're saying it isn't, which is a lie? Hm?????

  • @xxmrbloodxx I see you're determined to keep making a fool of yourself, you're like one of those idiots in cartoons/comedies, repeatedly stepping on a rake and being whacked in the face with it...only to do it again, and again and again.

    OK genius we'll try this again.....

    WHAT did I say wasn't true?

  • @comanchio1976 "He doesnt tell anything as it is, because he doesnt know how anything is.". *False.* "He bends celebs over for a good licking" *False*.

    These Aren't facts, they are just you're opinions. They're also wrong :D

  • @xxmrbloodxx Good grief, I imagine this is what it's like trying to communicate with a mentally challenged monkey. You're not even able to follow the point you're trying to make.

    So I'll bid you goodbye. If you're going to start an argument with someone, you'd be better off picking one that you've a chance of winning, or at least a chance of being coherent and making sense.

    Try arguing with parakeets for a few years, until you can get the hang of making sense.

  • @comanchio1976 You're on the internet btw, You sure you know where you are?

    1. How would talk to a Parakeet help somebody get the hang of making sense?

    2. How am i a fool? Because i find clarkson funny and not arrogant?

    3. I can't follow the point?, Yeah i can. My point is you're comment is false.

    5. You're the one that can't follow anything, you asked "What did i say wasn't true", I answered. You then changed the subject. Good day faggot. </3

  • @xxmrbloodxx 1)I was implying that you'd only have a chance of winning an argument with something like parakeet

    2+3)You're a fool because I asked you to point out the "lie" that I accused Clarkson of telling...which is what you originally accused me of.

    I explained what a lie was, so then you changed your accusation to,...."what you said was untrue" A totally different thing altogether. Complete incoherent nonsense on your part.

    Cocky retards are so hard to get through to, this is frustrating

  • @comanchio1976 You'd have to be an idiot to take anything Clarkson says seriously. He tells his opinion, Most of the time unfunny cunts like you disagree with it.

  • @xxmrbloodxx The point you made, was stupid the 1st time you wrote it...the subsequent double repeat of it, didnt make it any better.

    "Tells his opinion"? I thought that this WASN'T his opinion, seeing as he was only 'joking'...you incoherent fuckwit, you just contradicted yourself.

    Also, ye of little intelligence.."And if you cant have FUN without mocking a disability someone acquired as a child..it's time to pack it in."...was my reference to the fact that he was 'joking'...you dopey cunt

  • @comanchio1976 No i said he jokes about celebrities when he hosts Top Gear, he isn't being serious on his show. Here it is his opinion, and it's only YOU that has a problem with it.

  • @xxmrbloodxx Haha, just when I think you cant get any more stupid...you mean that 1 person who may or may not be islamic,that's been replying to you?

    The symbolism on my channel is a nod to **Buddhism and Hinduism"..as I like some of their traditions. I'm a white Brit atheist

    .

    Classic thicko response, you just saw that YOU were wrong about only me having a problem with it...you ignorant twatty moron.

    Look at the other related vids....are ALL of those channels mine too?

  • @xxmrbloodxx What 'celebrities' does he joke about in Top Gear?...certainly not the ones he interviews.

    Give your parents a slap, they sure did raise one colossal idiot.

  • @comanchio1976 No you're just an arrogant cunt that's taking his Anger out on Jeremy just because he called the prime minister a one eyed Scottish idiot. How about you stop being so butt hurt and get a fucking life.

  • @xxmrbloodxx Aw back again are you cupcake? Y'know I'm impressed in a way. Although you're clearly to stupid to realise that you've lost every argument you've put forward...hell, you havent even been able to follow a single one of them, despite being the one putting them forward in the first place.

    What amazes me, is that somehow you manage to turn your computer on.

    That said, your parents still deserve that slap..as you're a living-breathing argument in favour of ultra-late term abortion.

  • @comanchio1976 Cupcake? Rofl I'm never going anywhere, this is too funny watching you rage like a cunt.

  • @comanchio1976 you wont win this argument.

  • @xxmrbloodxx The "ultra late term" being whatever age YOU happen to be.

  • @xxmrbloodxx yes finally somone who can take a joke.

  • @comanchio1976 Wtf is it with only Islamic people agreeing with your comment? Srsly i bet all the channels are all URS.

  • @xxmrbloodxx "He doesnt tell anything as it is, because he doesnt know how anything is"...meaning that he's out of touch with ordinary people, to which he'd be the 1st to admit.

    "He bends celebs over for a good licking" Look at the celeb interviews that he does...he's so far up their arse you can see his head at the back of their throats..you may have autistic tendencies, but please dont take that last one too literally

  • @comanchio1976 You'd have to be an idiot to think he's being serious. The only people that hate Clarkson are the people that don't understand he's being SARCASTIC.

  • @comanchio1976 You'd have to be an idiot to think he's being serious. The only people that hate Clarkson are the people that don't understand he's being SARCASTIC.

  • @comanchio1976 You are spot on the mark.

  • @comanchio1976 Don't you have to be human to be termed 'someone'? Just saying...

  • @JulianShagworthy Well I know you're "just saying"...what else would you be doing?

    So that's the best you've got? Suggesting that Gordon Brown isnt human? Very fucking clever, hope you're proud of y'self for that one. Get your carer to give you a gold star!

  • @comanchio1976 Typing? Just a little mild humour =)

  • @JulianShagworthy I walked right into that typing gag didnt I? touché!

  • @comanchio1976 you suck it called being a comedian thats what they do.so you must be the one eyed scottish idiot.

  • Gordon Brown is a cunt and deserves all the contempt and ridcule thrown at him. He is a fucking tosser of the highest order.

  • Clarkson is a pathetic coward who takes the piss out of people who went blind as kids. He's a cunt.

  • @YourTubeSpellChecker Not someone who works as a cunt.

  • @comanchio1976 Precisely. :)

  • Where is the "Sorry"?... false pretence video...

    And he's not even a real hamster......... F%#king peaR.

  • where was May???

  • Unelected, Mind in the clouds, Hopeless, Mono tone, LIEING, Bully, must of bought his economics degree instead of doing it (maybe he would of learnt something?), worst chancellor, worst pm, turned Great Britain into Great DEFECIT in Britain, tbh I don't like the man.

  • I am pleased he apologized to the Catastrophic Cyclops. He was quite rude about the Mono-eyed Moron.

  • in the hotel room after this richard hamme hamster hammond climbs onto clarkson's knees, and rides his cock like a champion jockey while checking out his mid-life crisis long hair in the mirror. Total pricks the pair of them.

  • @QuayIssues Lol that made no sense, can you read wat your about to comment before posting it. "this richard hamme hamster hammond climbs onto clarkson's knees" wtf do you mean this hamme hamster??? mid life crisis long hair? lol wtf

  • @BonGsnBLuNTz  Hammie the Hammond Hamster is the infantile nickname Clarkson gives him.

    "Climbs onto Clarkson...." is a reference to him being Clarkson's gimp.

    As for the styled long hair, it screams mid-life crisis.

    Makes sense to me!

  • @QuayIssues Yeah but it was just like one of those comments where someone makes a really rubbish insult towards someone, "in the hotel room after richard hamme hamster etc.. it just came out of nowhere

  • Arrogant, pretencious British cunts - 5 quid to anyone that slashes Clarkson's fucking neck.....Nah, not worth dirting a good knife

  • Bellalodicci9.......I give you one year and you will be nostalgic for that one eyed guy. Cameron with his fag Clegg will screw this country up. That Stephen Fry clone with the bad hair above will eat his words. Cameron....bankrolled by tax evaders....business adviser Dyson who fucked off to Malaysia with his firm.......you couldnt make this stuff up. Wow, I am full of confidence already. And your selective alzheimers about the bankers roll in this mess. You must a SKY NEWS watcher too.

  • Clarkson is a mal formed idiot. A nomark and the oldest boy racer in the business. A classic asshole. I bet his plan to remove speed cameras will kill many but when what the hell eh as long as his little groupies can run amok.......sad man

  • @ronald2394 He might be all of that but he was spot on about Gordon mono-eyed moron Brown

  • fpr the most part clarkson speaks his mind and for many of us too. not so sure about germaine greer being fanciable, although he is a tit man we know.

  • For the most part Clarkson speaks his and for many of us too, not so sure about Germaine greer being fanciable but he is a tit man after all.

  • Jeremy Clarkson is a twat

  • @splattyfish Yup. He doesn't pretend not to be though. Got to hand that to the twat. Unlike all us other twats.

  • @alanpgoodwin Not really, he's a just a twat like other twat's in my opinion, though I respect your opinion.

  • Jeremy Clarkson is a fucking gorm

  • Clarkson is a gangly, useless, English freak.

  • Unfortunatly Australia now also has a one-eyed scottish idiot for PM well at least till we vote her out on August 21st 2010

  • @evilmarke

    shes welsh you fucking idiot

  • @CelticFCIrish Scotish, Welsh, Iraqi, Packistinian, or New Zealander they are all the same

  • @evilmarke

    Could say the same for that ugly ginger baby in your picture, If its yours that means your a ginger cow, I would rather die than be ginger. You have given that child a bullied life.

  • @evilmarke I can't believe they let foreigners become leaders of a country.

  • Brown is a cunt and a traitor, a liar and an incompetent.

    Oh..and a one-eyed fucking idiospaz.

    Fucking cunt.

    And a cunt.

  • I think Jeremy was secretly praising Gordon Gay Brown by saying he was merely an idot. He is a lying, deceiving, stupid idiot and you know what? The people in his constituency will vote him in again! What a state our politics is in.

  • @Dites1954- Haha, I would you call you guys lucky! In america we have fucking nazi-esque religious zealots taking over politics, and calling our president and senators racist names. Absolute shitheads.

  • CLARKSON FOR PM.

    CLARKSON FOR PM.

    CLARKSON FOR PM.

    CLARKSON FOR PM.

    copy and paste this :)

  • Jeremy. You really should retract you apology.

  • jeremy you head the nail on the head, gordon brown is a tosser who 's fucked this country up good and proper,what a mess

  • jeremy you hit the nail on the head, gordon brown is a tosser who fucked this country up good and proper

  • I love how when they ask about the good looking girls being at the front.. hammond tries to deny it and jeremy just goes wouldnt you?

  • Did anyone see in the papers that clarkson is one of the most recognised person and would be voted for president.

    Id love for clarkson to be president, his a genius and he knows the flaws with the country.

  • I'm pretty sure most of us could think up a much worse insult than that regarding that total unelected, fuckwit, boring,out of touch, shithead, lets let any parasite or terrorist into Britain Brown

  • I reckon it was the Scots who were angry at being reminded that Brown is Scottish.

  • agreed

  • @Snagprophet Errrrrrrrrr NOOOOOOOOOO! you don't know WHY! that is WRONG!?. So if you had an accident, and two of your retinas had detached at aged just 15, and you needed surgery to reattach them, and they were YOUR!! eyeballs, that would be an acceptable for somebody to say to YOU!!?

  • @hunkyfunkster Well, if I didn't try to fuck up the country, then I don't think it would be acceptable for anyone to say that.

  • @Snagprophet I'll think you will find most scots hated Gordan Brown like myself just because he's scottish doesnt mean we are offended i for one think Jeremy Clarkson's right.

  • i absolutely love wat jermey clarkson says makes my sunday nite watchin top gear hes 100 % right on wat he says n gordon brown although i wuda used stronger words but thats my opionon and IF YU DONT LIKE IT DONT READ IT !!!

  • It is highly offensive to make fun of someone's disability but Brown is a cunt of epic proportions who will NEVER win an election.

  • I think the main people who were angry were the Blind Council, or something. God knows what'll happen if someone actually puts down a blind person on the basis they are blind, though.

  • This is ridiculous. He said "one eyed Scottish idiot" oh how terrible! We must inform the elders!

    Look people, stop being so oversensitive. I support Brown in his actions and I like Jeremy Clarkson so you can't accuse me of being biased cant you?

  • @4wildej No, not biased, just a village idiot.

  • is it because he says what he thinks and doesn't worry about what people think of him? You don't have to agree with what he says, and most of us don't.

  • I've also noticed a distinct correlation between people getting heated up in a discussion on Youtube-movies and idiots feeling the need to make it personal and insult the participants in said discussion. (:))

  • You mean like Clarkson and his idiotic personal insult toward Gordon Brown? I couldn't agree more. =)

  • I have noticed a distinct correlation on these comments, between people defending Jeremy Clarkson and not being able to spell or construct a coherent sentence. Coincidence?

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  • Jeremy Clarksons daughter doesnt run the country . Of course if she he had she would have done a better job. Sold her barbie doll instead of our gold !

  • i dont think he went far enough, i would have called him a one eyed scotish CUNT, and why should he have to apologize, what happened to freedom of speech, plus if someone called me a name i doubt it would end up all over the news , and i also want to say that i know how clarkson must have felt when he had to aplologize because i had david cameron come to my school, when he tried to shake my hand i told him to fuck himself lol, my teacher then screamed at me and asked me to apologie, i didnt lol

  • Probably a good idea, you don't know where that wee prick's been.

  • Wow their in Australia, with Steve Pizzati filling in for James May.

  • you should see some of the apes that turn up HAHAHAHA

  • get gordon brown the expence eater out!!

  • Gordon Brown is a one eye scotchish idiot i aggree he shouldn't have said sorry look what he has done to britian n were england so why the hell is he the primester

  • fuck off ya daft wee tit. 'n were england'? what he has done to britain? its in a bit of a state just now because its full off uneducated halfwit bastards like yourself!!

  • your such a downer prick you cant even spell scottish

  • Jeremy Clarkson rules!

  • lol he doesnt need to apologise for anything

  • no he doesnt.... clarckson for PM....therer ya have it

  • WOO!!! AND HAMMY!! :-)

  • whovever thumbed down you is an idiot

  • wat? he neva even said the word sorry in that?

  • No - this is a clip of the statement that Clarkson then had to say sorry for later on. This isn't the apology itself.

  • ignorant, but he's just being honest!

  • goon clarckson

  • "In England" --? Clarkson, you're ....... ignorant.

    "One-eyed Scottish idiot" --- nice one, Clarkson. Now, you're arrogant, prejudiced, racist, and ignorant.

    Hey - and a plain stupid prick, too.

  • if youre saying that about clarkson: f!#@ off

  • Why is he apologizing???

    he was right!

  • Don't apologize Jeremy, all celebrities are doing now is apologizing. Freedom of speech and free thinking is something we all can have.

  • simply put he works for the BBC...

  • Good one Jezza! He is a one eyed scottish idiot and its about time we had an english prime minister again!

  • It doesnt make any fuckin difference if hes Scottish or not!!!

  • Suppose not, Scottish or not he's still a cunt

  • Yes it does, you stupid Moron!

  • cos the kast one was brilliant!>..

  • lol. so funny and so true.

  • when did he call the viewers apes?

  • as a joke

  • what ever happened to freedom of speech or telling the truth? what is this world coming to?

  • Great work Jeremy! At least someone admits it lol

  • Why can't we get along with England? We both have to accept that there are arse-holes in every country. My neighbour is a right dick-head and he's from Aberdeen. Why do people hate England or Scotland? They've been brainwashed by prejudice and unjust hatrid. It's 2009, not the 16-1700s why can't we just get along?

    Now Americans, don't get me started on that lot... :) Just kidding XD

  • :-S

    kinda harse on Gordon Brown

  • not realy he is a nob

  • He was booed at the D-Day anniversary by the BRITISH troops, and te Germans were welcomed in silence. which means Gordon Brown is less popular than the Germans at D-Day.

  • LMAO

  • clarkson is a true legend

  • Whats Gordon Brown done wrong? Oh no, i typed it wrong, what has he done right?

  • Do you mind explaining to me what he actually has done wrong? If you can.

  • If your for real, send me a message to my account saying that you were not joking and ill send you a message of what he has done wrong, if it'll fit in one message...

  • I can't explain what Gordon Brown has done wrong, but i can safely say he hasn't done anything right. I'm pretty sure my cat could do a better job of running this country. I mean Tony Blair wasn't much better but at least he managed to hold the economy together, as soon as Gordon came to power, bang, there is no money in the world. . .funny that, don't you think?

  • Mate, you haven't answered my question. I said WHAT has he done wrong? I'm not a fan of him and i'm not against him. What you say has a nice ring to it, but you can't give any examples.

  • I beg to differ, i think the fact that he has failed to hold the country together is a perfect example of what he has done wrong, no?

  • Look Chap, Your are not answering my question. You quite obviously don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Anyone could say 'he's shit.' but WHY? If you don't know the answer then don't bother to reply to this message.

  • Why are you getting so annoyed? I just answered your question, he has failed to hold the economy of this country together, that's what he has done wrong, i answered your question with exactly what you wanted, what Gordon Brown has done wrong. Even Tony Blair managed to keep us afloat and i didn't like the way he run this country one bit so that kinda says it all really.

  • The lad below actually gave me an answer. "failing to hold the economy together isn't". It seems to me you might be taking everything that Clarkson says to heart, remember he doesn't give answers either.

  • Haha. If you say so "chap". The "lad" below (my god, you're very un-justly patronising) has basically just gone into detail on what i have just said. And what Clarkson says, although often very true to life, on this occasion, is neither here nor there, the point of this is to try and figure out why it annoys you so much that i gave a simple answer to your simple question. If you'd said, give me an essay on what he's done wrong, i would have done.