Pai Mei the Teacher / scene from Kill Bill vol.2 (english subtitles)

[cav0129]

pai mei ... the one and only boss 

[lol1143]

Such a massive troll

Pei Mei is one of my many mancrushes

[mikek44224]

...Or she could just use a gun.

[firnibulations]

@mikek44224 As someone who concealed carries at all times, your comment drips of a fundamental misunderstanding of combat. If at all possible, you should poison an enemy's water supply to win before combat begins. When combat arrives, even the gun takes preparation, time, skill, nerves, and may not even discharge. What, then, when one of these fail? Do you curl into a ball? Or do you put your fist through the target?

[mikek44224]

@firnibulations Uh huh, because advanced martial arts have both a roughly equivalent learning curve and expected potential stopping power as firearms. That's why all modern militaries and assassins use both in equal measure.

[firnibulations]

@mikek44224 Did I say anything of the sort? Also, militaries are a collective entity where one person dying or being raped doesn't necessarily affect the outcome. With you and I, stopping that innocent person from coming to harm is the only thing that matters.

[drayok01]

@firnibulations SHUT THE FUCK UP! and enjoy the clip asshole!

[drayok01]

@firnibulations SHUT THE FUCK UP! and enjoy the clip asshole!

[firnibulations]

@drayok01 This is what I don't get about people. Their egos won't let them admit defeat, and instead they lash out. Being wrong is something to celebrate as a chance to increase the liklihood of being correct. Pai Mei would have just killed you outright.

[TeenGemini01]

Lol, I know he didn't really say this, but it honestly sounds like Pai Mei is asking Beatrix Kiddo "What my name?!", after she tries to hit him with a rock at 5:45!

[VertigaDesignMEDIA]

pai mei will fuck you up.

[shafta99]

like how pai me laughs at her, lol.

[jamalkeys]

"Pfft... Do you know how many times I fell for that trick before? I'm well equipped now... or rather..." *trollbeardstroke* "...Un-equipped."

[tomazbevilaqua]

what's the name of the track @ 4:47?

[Devon187]

he taught me the 5 point palm exploding heart technique

[tryNo14]

Is this the same guy like in 36 "chambers of shaolin"?

[TheSlickKilla]

any1 know da name of da song at 4:47

[ricano4life]

@TheSlickKilla theme from 3 tough guys

[Teppest33]

I don't know if this make sense, but 5:23 gives a good meaning for "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"?

[Bunnyxdsingh]

Do you know Pai mei is in both of the Kill bill movie, in Vol 1 he plays the Leader of the Crazy 88. Yep

[Bunnyxdsingh]

pai mei is gordon liu

[KortusLombardie]

I despise the goddamn Japs lol so funny

[mindstormsabrewin]

We NEED a film about Pai Mai.

[TheInnerSanctuary]

@mindstormsabrewin - You know Pai Mei has his own movies, right? Old martial arts flicks. :)

[mindstormsabrewin]

@TheInnerSanctuary Yeah but I'm talking a Tarantino flick! I know he's already done both of these KB films but I'd love to see the life of Pai Mei prequel.

[KevUrbie]

if pai mei were in every single tarantino movie, only then would I call myself a fan of tarantino's.

[HUNRUSPWNZ]

this guy knows how to handle women...like an asshole!

[KevUrbie]

@HUNRUSPWNZ how true...how true.

[Bunnyxdsingh]

@HUNRUSPWNZ absolutely right

[Ninja2480]

one of the best scenes ever

[godric052]

pimp class 101 with pai mei

[Jackw00pw00p2]

14 people got an excellent view of Pai Mei's foot.

[bigbadband]

i have freddy kuger have nightmare from this guy

[justphilipp]

Don't mess with Pei Mei!

[Nightwisher87]

im glad quentin decided not to play paimei, it would have totally fucked things up. white guy playing an old kung fu master chinese guy.

[WHATABOUTUS18]

Pai Mei is Johnny Mo.

[NiceGirlCalledMia]

7:27 - this thing was really necessary when Beatrix was coming out from coffin :)

[711grim]

Pai Mei, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and David Carradine all walk into a bar. Then next thing you know, the city in which the bar was located, is leveled to the ground.

[SuperVegeta69]

14 people has their eyes ripped by Pai mei

[sanasta12]

and if you like the zooming styile..its old school

[sanasta12]

thumps up if you despite the goddamn japs

[Odilwerk]

14 people were sent home without training.

[jllucero1]

Pai Mei should have dragged her across the ground when her foot was stuck in his crotch.

[Maggotsolider777]

believe it or not, there are freaks of nature like him out there.

do not fuck with these people.

[wingyin0207]

what is the name of the music at 4:50

[maddingo12]

His laugh is awesome... lol

[manheap12]

Tiger Crane is a weak form of Kung-fu, perhaps the strongest if not the most majestic is that of the Mantis :) The one with which i am proficient in.

[dofalaooger]

@manheap12 thank you for sharing?

[KortusLombardie]

@manheap12 Congralutaions? virtual clapping??

[willisan]

@manheap12 So it's weak, but the strongest and most baller at the same time? Explain please..

[gigas81]

The 5 P Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique.

Didn't teach it to the Snake Charmer, the Sidewinder, the Calfiornia Mountain Snake or the Cottonmouth. Only the Black Mamba. Pai Mei is a good guy after all.

[hernandez37219]

i dont believed in pei mei or whoever he is,,,i dont even believed in any kind of martial arts,,,,when it comes into real battle, i only believed in myself,,

[KortusLombardie]

You bray like an ass! lol

[vidaliadear]

OMG I had real distress when he started insulting her Mandarin, "it causes my ears discomfort"; that's how old aunties from my parents' country talk. Every conversation is just an exercise in demoralization lol

[1111420666]

i hope pia may is in volume 3

[RandomChannelCheese]

Are we forgetting he died because of eggs?

[chiznazzz]

@RandomChannelCheese it actually was fish heads Elle Driver poisoned in his food.

[RandomChannelCheese]

@chiznazzz lol I swore she said "Fish eggs"

[BahamutAli27]

@britishglorytomarrow Ya that's true, he would be way too over-powered.

[arpita2811]

<3..dis

[KortusLombardie]

pai mei really educated that yankee bitch

[britishglorytomarrow]

A fight we all would love to see..Pai Mei vs Westboro Baptist Church

[CapTainBuckAHOE]

at 5:19 did he have like orbit gum in his mouth LOL

[gigas81]

He depises the Japs. lol

Oh and BTW he can punch through solid wood only 3inches away from his body & has the insane abilities of shaolin kung fu. DO YOU??

[BahamutAli27]

As much of a nerd that I am, I think it would be awesome if Pai Mei went into a game like Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat!

[britishglorytomarrow]

@BahamutAli27

Game wouldn't be fun then... ten seconds into the battle Shao Khan's Heart would Have exploded. He should be a Cut scene-only game character...Fairer game that way.

[secondhandsmoke10]

Dammit, I love the song at 4:47 , but I just can't put a name to it :/ ..

[carlosrogerio1971]

Forget Oogway...this is a real badass Shi fu !!!!

[a1974h]

Pai mei needs a haircut and a wet shave, and maybe even some hair dye. Because He is starting to look like some old Chinese guy

[Keskoan]

Pai Mei is a basterd.

[TheRAT1981]

"Rise, and let me look at your ridiculous face"... Hahaha priceless

[Akudi]

I love Pai Mei's laugh the most! It just tells you that you have no chance.

[TheHerbSaint]

Pei Mei lives alone in that huge, beautiful piece of land 'cause no one can take it. He owns the planet. He's an undefeatable fuck, except by Elle Driver's fish heads

[twistedheat15]

@TheHerbSaint And a bullet. Poisoned fish heads, and well placed high caliber bullets~

[ARKL808]

This guy really hates japanese people....but you got to love how this guy fights plus did you see what this guy did with his own BALLS I mean WHAT THE FUCK you know you the master when you can do that

[SexualBubblegumZX]

Pai Mei vs Dolemite would the best fight EVER! Although Dolemite would eventually whoop Pai Mei's Ass though.

[zZTrickShotZz]

What's up with the bear flipping. funny as hell

[gilligin132]

Pai Mei would destroy Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris.....at the same time!!!

[MissAnnonim]

@gilligin132 that's not truth !!! i don't care about Chuck Norris , but let's leave the dead alone! !Bruce Lee was , is and he'll be the best fighter ever!

[MissAnnonim]

Bruce Lee was all true !

[TheUndeadMouse]

@gilligin132 his beard ALONE can do it

[DocRavage]

@gilligin132

I get the feeling that this is what Bruce Lee would have ended up as had he lived that long.

[EmperorofTerra]

@gilligin132 .... after noticing that they were trying to hit his balls for about 8 hours, while he was meditating.

[TheNescafe2010]

@gilligin132 omfg stop with that chuck norris urrrrrrrgh

[starsky1012]

@gilligin132 he can beat them with nothing but his ball sack.

[kraznot]

@gilligin132 He is a fictional character

[ZZaiBoT2011]

@gilligin132 Man it is just a movie not real

[kvnw02]

@ZZaiBoT2011 @kraznot Pai Mei is actually based on a real historical figure, Bak Mei (白眉) who lived during the Qing Dynasty

[ZZaiBoT2011]

@kvnw02 ok. Kung fu looks good but i like Bujinkan/Ninjutsu more. Bujinkan/Ninjutsu is a material arts from Japan with 1000 years of tradition have been trained by the Samurai & Ninja. Samurai & Ninja beleaved on buddhism like me. search on youtube "Exhibicion Bujinkan"

[vaginaflypaper]

When Pai Mei has her in the elbow lock, I get excited. Is that wrong?

[Akudi]

@vaginaflypaper Not at all. It's awesome to see her in such a helpless position. Weird for you to say it though... (Even though everyone's thinking it)

[MrWindmillHut]

Cantonese is awesome.

[brandenx781]

what move is she doing at 8:12 - 8:17 ?

[bootiack]

uma ugly why not someone hotter?

[SeraLunaCharm]

@bootiack Uma Thurman isn't ugly ALL the time. I've noticed that she's ugly in some shots and rather pretty in other shots. It's actually really strange.

[Aaronthegreatest]

@SeraLunaCharm that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. a person's beauty doesn't change based on a camera angle. She is pretty.

[Smokeherbs718215]

@bootiack pshhhh i dont think soo..

[PS3UltimateUK]

I like his beard

[goldAUsilverAG]

You're training will begin tomorrow.

[sosze19]

lol hes the maaan

[greatest012001]

That dude can punch a hole through you from 3 inches away and then caress his beard as he watches you fall to the ground dead.

[o28850o]

Me recuerda a mi profesora de educación física de primária...

[mindstormsabrewin]

Pai Mei should be President.

[Digmer]

I dislike his spit at 5.19 

[ItalyStyler07]

@Digmer oh belive that it is true.. shaolin power men,. shaolin power

[RyzingTerror]

Imagine you were this guy's kid and you swore at him

[stormtrooper616]

Pai Mei, some worshipped him as a god, some feared him as the devil. They were both right.

[agip07]

Arthur Spooner and Pai Mei both make me really look forward to being an insane old man, I am gona be such an old asshole!!!

[PS3UltimateUK]

I wish i had a beard like that so i could stroke it !

[ssjchiel]

Chuck Norris would kick his ass!!

[MrGuppy7]

@ssjchiel no he wouldnt Bruce Lee would kit his ass so ya hes not that great

[chuckiff]

At 3:55 , they stole that scene from an old episode of Power Rangers.

[DevatorGaming]

fist of zen!

[petvnla]

ngo can't.. haha

[777digger777]

did she just kick his balls at ~5:25

[paleobc65]

@777digger777 yes thats the most creepiest part

[wisewarrior7]

@777digger777 She tried

[Truth1s0utThere]

i Love how he is soo calm and snarky when he is insulting her. Totally schools her! LOL

[1ShinraTensei]

Imagine Pei Mei being your father or grandfather.

That would suck.

[someguy111222]

@1ShinraTensei

hell no that would be kick ass!!! being able to kick everyones ass at school yea youd suffer but youd be the freak

[CassDaMan1138]

@1ShinraTensei Instead of Asswhopping you get Five Finger Palm Death Trick. Gurantee you won't fuck up again...cuz your dead.

[BigNickDigger88]

@1ShinraTensei Why? Then you would know Kickass martial arts

[cocnoker]

@1ShinraTensei it would rule he would teach you his kung fu and you would be a killing machine !

[Darthpsychonis]

@1ShinraTensei True, but he would rase you to be one bad motherfucker!!!

[ghodium]

@Darthpsychonis yep, only being named sue would beat that

[Gr4ffShit]

i need the music from 8:08 pls help i rly need it ...>.<

Kill Bill awsome movie !!!

[Bolger451]

Why can she understand Pai Mei if she can't speak chinese?

[blkshinobi8403]

@Bolger451 She could, just not well enough to be considered fluent. So he switched to speaking Japanese. (or lowered himself to speaking it, according to him, lol)

[Nightwisher87]

pai mei would destroy hatori hanzo with his beard

[omshankara]

@Nightwisher87 It may well depend on who uses the sword ... If you and I use ... sure he would :)

[Nightwisher87]

gordon liu does a fantastic job

[Benderrr111]

Fuckin boss!

[10teeleaf]

dat beard

[Ayanami1000]

He's so full of himself, but to back it up he's so skilled and badass. I can't stop giggling at his insulting remarks, and I just can't get enough of those eyebrows! xD

Now I also want a long silky beard just so I can do that. :P

[RoyaleInliner]

14 people are going to have their eyes ripped out by Pai Mei and the Bride.

[AstralRikku]

Hmmmm if its his arm now what DOES he want to do with it? :O



[XxXhappyTimesXxX]

who else thought of the blind kung fu master from mad tv???

[miked510]

THIS IS A TALE OF TONY MONTANA

[supermonakiko]

look this part in this chinese movie (shaolin wooden men) at minute 2:19. youtube.com/watch?v=oCDrkFjt9f­g&feature=player_embedded#at=1­47

Quentin Tarantino pays tribute to this movie in this part (8:50 in beatrix training). actually very similar. too similar to be copied, it is a nice tribute.

[HodgePodge218]

lol 5:35 i like how all the movements have a swoosh sound

even throwing a rock

i wish life were like that

[MarcellusGrey]

8:25 EPIC LOL!!

[LilyDXD1]

I love when he hits here in the head with that stick

[TheHerbSaint]

This is my favorite scene from both volumes. I like the action in the scene, as well as the script.

And yeah, spending a man's money is basically an American career 4 women

[sailtheplains]

@TheHerbSaint

And banging as many women as possible is somehow a respectable pursuit for a man. Men are never looked down upon for going after what they want--but women, if they are screwed over constantly by men and choose to take his money, well, that's bad.

It's called a double standard.

[bluecontrast]

@sailtheplains It is not a respectable pursuit, or at least no more than for women to do the same with men. I have met this kind of attitude from both sides. It is a disgusting mentality, based on pride and uncontrolled sexual instinct. This comes from looking at the other person as a tool of our convenience/pleasure instead of paying attention to him/her self.

We have to be careful about the company we keep...this is how it is now.

Hope you'll have nice experiences though!:)

[TheHerbSaint]

This is my favorite scene from both volumes. I like the action in the scene, as well as the script

[TheEL337dude]

this makes me cum ferociously

[yahoopl3]

this proves nothing, women are weak

[aa3gunner]

Pai Mei = Gen from Street Fighter

[xbatusai]

These scenes are genius, the camera angles, even the color correction is different to match old Chinese martial arts movies. Is obvious that Tarantino creates his movies for himself and is just a nice consequence that we like them

[Lisha506]

Aaahh he looks like my lhasa apso dog!

[florenmage]

this is nothing compared to master rochis training in dragonball.

[ToddsTKD]

@florenmage ...that's a cartoon. Get a grip.

[florenmage]

@ToddsTKD Of corce im jokeing around.But seriously getting chased by dinosaurs sharks and other things is more frightening than punching a board.Also master rochi was just a pervert this guy is a complete asshole.=PId say rochi beats him in quality of training and in compant lol.

[ToddsTKD]

@florenmage If it wasn't a cartoon, then I would agree :P

[dorgobar]

@ToddsTKD enter bak mei on wikipedia, it was based on a real person (bai mei is the chinese translation of bak mei)

[CraneTiger2]

Her Tiger-Crane really wasn't that good..

[florenmage]

Was Pai Mei a real person?Does anyone know?

[dorgobar]

@florenmage yes bak mei (white eyebrow), one of the 5 shaolin-elder.

[van1981]

@florenmage Pai Mei was a real historical martial artist during the Qing Dynasty. He did two famous things. Almost destroyed Shaolin temple permenantly ; burning it into a ruin. Killed a famous Chinese folk hero Fong Sai Yuk (another historical martial artist acted by Jet li before). A real historical badass.

[sonofthedestroyer]

One of the most awesome moments in Hollywood. Racist movie though.

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

4:11 XD When she's waving that sword in front of him, his face says, "Your point being...?"

[babyharryable]

13 people bray like asses!

[pancake1567]

I think a lot of the characters were too easily disposed of in the second film, i was really unsatisfied with the way Bill died in about 10 seconds, not to mention the third and fourth members of the viper squad weren't even killed by The Bride. As oppose to the first film where she had to chop her way through about a 100 henchman and a couple of elite psychotic bodygaurds before she could get anywhere near O Ren.

[Cooludeful]

Pai Mei was too easily disposed of in this film.

[eljugadorloco]

Pai Mai trained Chuk Norris.

[sonofthedestroyer]

@eljugadorloco,

I trained Pai Mei

[Hauntedscotland]

i am a woman and even i have to agree - most women unfortunately are the sex and the city type.. it is so sad.... i wish women would stop constantly degrading themselves by sissiness and shallowness. this film is comforting me. most women in it don't even wear make up and look still great - but it is mostly about their characters, about their qualities, skills, willpower, determination, and those lovely feelings of anger, fury and hate women are not supposed to possess.

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@Hauntedscotland Well said! :)

[StuUngar]

@Hauntedscotland No disrespect because there are a million things men are guilty of in regards to how we treat women.

But in my opinion, most women today have a very selfish attitude when it comes to relationships. I don't think most women view relationships as something that requires patience, sacrifice, compromise, giving, and understanding.

IMO, today's woman views a relationships' worth on what the man can do for her and what she can get out of the relationship.

[florenmage]

@Hauntedscotland Anyone who belives that men are stronger then women is a fool.Every day it seems like i find more resons both sexes are equil.Gender does not matter.In the end it is a persons will and determination that matters.A little luck doesnt hurt either.People to often do exacly what everyone else around them is doing.That is why most women are like that.It weakens society to belive in such things.To waist such potential makes a mockery of the entire human race.

[changyeamoon]

8:36 LOL!

[iankevinsevilla]

13 people either want their eyes plucked out or nipple tweaked to death

[pauleya07]

8:24 TONK!