Flight of the Conchords Ep 5 Business Time

[scobry5754]

Thumbs up if your College Prof made you watch this for your Deviance Class!

[tyurtddr]

@scobry5754 bitch please, i watched this in grade 11 physics!

[scobry5754]

@tyurtddr haha

[3awsomepoeple]

i didnt notice he was actually naked untill just now probably my 10th time whatching the video

[MrAj6711]

OH MY GOD ROBBER! Oh wait, its Bret with a guitar? In my house? HUH?

[cardawg29]

All conditions are perfect.... For makin luahhve!

[jaeglesbagels]

45 people must be virgins

[HenNgTr]

it mustve been so hard for her not to laugh during his monologues

[HaydenMetallica]

45 people didnt have business time

[ifheroestube]

0:57 Blatantly struggling to keep a straight face

[jasondied]

Gay boys who try to speak to each other over YouTube

[glaceauuuu]

brett can come out of nowhere in my house anytime

[shawnbon206]

@meisross @Pro3tag Both of you are idiots. Sftu and laugh at the video.

[cankat917]

@shawnbon206 lol i thumbed up that comment XD haha that was funny and true.

[brucewayne38]

hey todays wednesday

[AcctNo4]

44 people are closed for business

[Pro3tag]

44 people arent ready for business time

[meisross]

@Pro3tag One person is a massive faggot. Oh, it's you.

[Pro3tag]

@meisross Sir, just because you are lonely and your small penis doesnt please any woman does not mean you need to call other people fags. But dont worry, Im here for you. Just dont get too excited, im have not resorted to being attracted to men like you have.

[meisross]

@Pro3tag Haha! A 'small penis' joke! Man, that's classic. How did you ever think of that one? Anyway, the main reason i was calling you a fag was because you did one of those '44 people...' jokes. Which, I'm afraid, does make you a total faggot. EVERYONE knows only pathetic faggots write those comments.

[Pro3tag]

@meisross Sir, its ok. I am not offended. I know you are insecure and just need some comfort. Going out on the internet and calling people fags and generalizing that everyone who posts such comments are fags just show how lonely you are. Please, do yourself a favor and go outside. Say hello to some friendly people. I know it will help you in the long run.

- PS. I mean this in the nicest way possible

[meisross]

@Pro3tag You obviously don't know I'm insecure, or lonely, because you've never met me. (It has been a boring weekend though). People who write comments like yours are usually trying to get people to give it 'thumbs up'. So if either of us were lonely, it would probably be you, as you obviously just want some recognition on YouTube. Which is sad. And if you think saying 'Sir' and typing like you're a friendly psychiatrist or something makes you look intelligent, you're wrong.

[Pro3tag]

@meisross Im just trying to help. I will stop calling you sir, since that obviously makes you insecure. Ma'am, i mean no harm by my comments. I seek no praise. Actually lets try and different approach. Ross? Can I call you Ross? Judging from your name and your previous comments, I see that your grammar skills are lacking. Thats ok. I just want you to get over the fact that Ross is a historically unmanly name and that you are probably a fag. Dont worry, its you parents fault. Not yours.

[meisross]

@Pro3tag Ross isn't my first name. Secondly, 'unmanly' isn't a word you thick fuck. Please tell me where my grammar skills seem to be lacking in my previous comments. There are literally too many mistakes in your own comments to even start explaining them. Your comments make absolutely no sense, and it makes me happy to know that you will mostly like be poor, stupid and alone your entire life.

[Pro3tag]

@meisross Hmm, I wonder Ross, does being a professional internet troll give you more pleasure than when you masturbate? or do you do both at the same time? I really wouldnt be surprised if you did. Neither would anyone else come to think of it. Oh wait no. Maybe your parents. Then again, they probably dont care about you. Or they are dead. Its ok to take your anger out once in a while. Just dont take it like you take cock so well in your ass. Everyone deserves a second chance. =)

[meisross]

@Pro3tag Ah, a gay joke. Thank you for confirming that you are indeed stupid. I don't mean stupid as in retarded, it's just plainly obvious that you are not intelligent and thus not worth talking to. To save you further embarassment, and for everyone's sake, I think we should end this argument here. Actually, just a couple more things: 1) yet again your comment made no sense whatsoever and 2) my parents are alive and well, I have no idea where you got that idea from.

[Pro3tag]

@meisross Nice talking to you, Ross. How sad that you must end it so abruptly; I felt we were really hitting things off. Well, you know what they say, nothing good ever lasts forever. The internet is a wild place; hopefully we cross paths again. I just love the irony in that you call claim that saying a gay joke makes someone stupid when you yourself initiated it by calling me fag. Oh well, I thought it would be the start of a beautiful friendship. Till next time, ma'am - I mean sir.

[SuperG1G1]

poor girl

[Domo4eva]

lol 2minutes.

[sidllub]

Im getting tired of the comments about the dislikes...

[LeaAvelea]

44 people never have business time.

[ryanand80]

43 people only had one minute in heaven.

[WKaliberr]

its the bitch from Peep Show!

[singladedadekissme]

Um, how many of us have paused at 2:17?

[x7xbennyx7x]

43 People Are Tired From Their Social Netball Team Practice.

[ballziki]

brushing teeth sexy........

[Sirdog33]

2094 people are awesome.

[leinad16]

i know what time it is :)

[Mattio1988]

43 people hurr hurr a derp

[jessdalbon]

43 dislikes, by 43 dicks.

[kingknowles2112]

i sang this at school lol

[niecevanessa]

43 people don't know what time it is. FYI- It's Business Time!!!

[mortiki85]

43 people seem to think there is good things on tv Wednesday night

[sandyodeeee]

I guess two mins in heaven is not enough for 43 ppl

[GetGoodGame]

@sandyodeeee or two mins is too long for 43 people

[MrMrStratocaster]

43 people made the mistake of trying to make love on tuesday...

[MacGugerty]

43 people must not have business socks

[blinkdog18222222]

i laugh my ass off every time the guy playing guitar steps out and dances.

[ImnonXProductions]

@blinkdog18222222 his name is brett, aka the rhymnocerous. Learn your Flight Of The Concords. :D

[SuperBadBaylor1]

43 people must not like making love...

[SilentCoyote]

@SuperBadBaylor1 No I think 43 people just don't like making love for 2 minutes after doing recycling and thinking brushing their teeth is foreplay.

[nabil978]

i just have that same guitar :P

[drbdezy]

@nabil978 I do too!

[angie100001]

I know what youre tryna say baby, you're tryna say oh yeah; its business time.

lmfao<3

[l3annefearon]

I love how Bret just comes out the wardrobe and starts playing the guitar as if it's just a normal thing to do :D

[gafffoy]

then you go sort out the recycling, which isn't part of the foreplay but is still very important lol

[LilLuna1985]

42 people saw this on Thursday

[christylynn]

I love how she can't keep a straight face at 0:55 - makes me giggle every time! ^_^

[bptrotter]

@christylynn That is funny... ive seen this many times and never noticed that

[shepmando]

That flag means just one thing, and how do I know, because there is a flag and when there is a flag that means just one thing and one thing only and I know your flag says that it might be inappropriate but I know what it is trying to say... mmm yeah... it's business time.

[rubbadude]

brit in the background made me laugh my ass off XD

[shafinco]

shafinco 110mb com

[ChrisArnol9010]

Its probably some catholic priest that wants all the boys to himself that flagged this.

[kristymiss]

This is for all of my fellow FOTC fans. Enjoy. 

[ScottNAmy08]

who ever flagged this is gay... my 3 yr old niece sings this song

[Coconutswallow]

The best parts are when Bret comes out of nowhere with his guitar.

[gaslightwilkie]

Know how I know? Because it's *Wednesday*.

[nixichixi85]

this is.....disturbing...but bret is halarious when he comes outa no where XD

[1Cowgirl1]

Hey everyone, if you like comedy duos, you should check out my channel. Our band has three new singles that are funny and groovy.

[firebiscuit]

" teeeam building-exercise 99 ! "

[tammiboo]

You know when I'm down to my socks, its time for business, that's why they call them business socks oooooohhhhhhhh!!

[Sprinkledip]

mmmmm jemaine.....

[badass316]

aw yeah! Its Wednesday tomorrow!

[Joeyy411]

HAHAHAHA Ooh It's business It's business time Aww aww yeah yeah Making love Making love for Makin love for two Making love for two minutes When it's with me, you only need two minutes, girl 'Cause I'm so intense Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven XD Funniest part

[JSuelto1]

i wish I was as kool as these guys

[edx32]

Dang..... i wish it was wednesday... true that yo :)

[RARARANDOMcopter]

I Know what you're trying to say, baby.

you'r etrying to say

it's businessss timmmmmmme

XDD

[gooman989898]

haha i love how bret comes out of the cupboard

[AppleGirl1922]

ok i gotta ask is it just me or does anyone else blush at Jemaine's "ooh"s? God he's hot!!!! X

[guerrillajack]

jermaines ooh's are one of the things that got me into this show

[amberelisee]

jemaine is so ridiculously good looking! it's not just you.

[Sprinkledip]

@AppleGirl1922 i agree with you...it is just uuuhh...ahhhh....

[jteusaw]

LOVE IT!! Introduced recently - good time laughing!

[LunaNariel]

From 3:09 to 3:23 - the best

[sivartwad]

Who the flup flagged this?!

[melvert33]

Team building exercise ninety ninnnne....

[babygrl812PP]

ok...is it jux me....or r the live performance videos 1000x funnier???

[lordblazer]

who the hell flagged this video?

[twiceborn10600]

thats what i want to know

[MossyKong]

@lordblazer I think them bloody Australians flagged this!!

[BlakeTahoe]

bret rockin the strat...rarely see him use an electric, even in real life

[skankidd]

Making love

Making love for

Makin love for two

Making love for two minutes

[StelmariaonE7]

Business socks . . . hmmm, where can I get me some of them? :D

[yuehime]

haha one of my friends made business socks and the packaging as a gag engagement gift for his brother. It was hilarious.

[StelmariaonE7]

haha, thats a good one!

[betofelix15]

you want some more but im quite sleepy

[skankidd]

"is that it"

I know what your trying to say girl your tying to say aww yeah thats it

[TheConcertmaster]

HA! Under the covers and missionary! How typical...

[fardinqwert]

@TheConcertmaster thats not necessarily a bad thing tho

[albethos]

"...When I'm down to my socks it's time for business

That's why they're called business socks, oooh..." HAHAHAHA!!!!

[jrockway]

I might go to bed... I've got work in the morning...

[reptarraawr]

I know what you're trying to say, baby.

You're trying to say "Aww, yeah. It's business time."

[mum243]

i dont want to get maried now

[drublefizz0014]

lol niether do I

[pumpkinkarvr]

try having a kid

[flyingfoxNZ]

That's the song... "Never in your wildest dreams" by Tina Turner and Barry White XD

...and Jemaine's starkers!!! Was that bit allowed on TV in the states?

[Afterthought208]

I know u asked this awhile, it probably was since it airs on cable tv and partial/full nudity is showed on cable all the time it just isnt allowed on public TV

[flyingfoxNZ]

LMFAO! The sexy R&B/Barry White style piss take is 'kin hilarious!

Ohhhhh yeah!

[deathsbaby3]

Flight of the concords rock!

[lrjalrjalrjalrja]

HA HA HA HA HA

:-)

[yoimdanigga]

the last thing i wanna see is his junk!

[mhmmitsbridgette]

2:22-2:25

[oddzeee]

What about it?

[sicofitall]

Business hours are over...BABY

[motiemo]

Yeah really. Flagged? It's not THAT intense. hahahahaha. It's business time. Oh yeah... ;) Jamaine's HAWT!! haha

[sammartz]

The live version is better and funnier!

[theScytheofGod]

Why the hell was this flagged?

[theScytheofGod]

Oh I see...there's a little penis in it.

[creston918]

Business hours are OVER, baby!!!

[nemracmason]

ew sex and socks noooooo!

[Esterztarz]

crak up !! makin love for two...makin love for 2 mins hahah

[Masteruny]

because 2 minutes beats 1 minute. lol the sex lasted more than the song

[DjLatelle]

hahahaha

[Joshandguitar]

they make it sound better live

[sleeplessintokyo]

lilofilies ma nilliies

[keflar5]

this must have been flagged for being to overloaded with sexiness

[TenaciousDealer]

omg michael jackson is dead :O. NOooooooo :(

[FromWhereNothingIs]

OMG

this has absolutely nothing to do with this vid...

[doutorenigma]

Who the hell tag this? Son of a bitch!

[ilikepie33445]

i think its freaky how bret pops out of random places

[foolsgoldsoma]

why would someone flag a conchords video?

[icemanrm56]

i think cause when hes pantsless

[llpthree]

Jemaine's sweet, sweet lovin is not for the faint of heart.

[Brucy6666]

haha, at 0:57 when she walks off you can see her just about to laugh :P

[blehhh13]

LMAO

how bret comes from nowhere singin, lol

[ringo22]

what eejit flagged this?

[PoisonPeachPit]

Somebody who is offended by full frontal censored nudity of Jemaine.

[EnderpgGmail]

Full?????

He's wearing shocks, for God Shake!!!

LoL

[PoisonPeachPit]

If sorting the recycling isn't part of your foreplay, something is wrong with your love life.

[Syllerud]

Haha alot of things is wrong in that love life. "you're not to tired, and theres nothing good on TV, then we make love".

[commyknight]

i love how bret is there

[DackandRinger]

It's Flight of the Conchords, man! Bret's everywhere! I mean, you never know when they'll have to break into song, right?

[omnipotentfish]

why the hell this is flagged?

[hooseman27]

pen0rz

[funkspasm]

im pretty sure he is starkers in it

[giroe]

lmao hilarious

[ELDEL2402]

0:58 she laughs. look at her face.

[JaNuShAn]

Team building exercise ninety nineeeeeeeee!!!

[lawnmowersrideongras]

down with that homie....

[deg089]

Hahaha this video has been flagged for not being suitable for minors. That's hilarious and so stupid all in one.

[Krouv]

I love the way Bret just randomly pops up behind. ^^

[saggsk8er]

Bret with the strat cracks me up every time

[businesstimefoc]

you take out the rcycling ita not part of the foreplay but its still important lol

love this song legend

[lightz3ro]

y is this flagged rofl!

[ynotlisten4once]

cuz its got jermaine nude...

[connorcook]

Not Alicia Silverstone.

[Siru604]

oh it isnt? who is it o.o cause it sure looks like her

[vsld4]

That isn't Alicia. It's Rachel Blanchard. She played Cher Horowitz in the Clueless TV series.

[Calandir]

Love this song!

[DaraghTracey]

Is that it?

[chaker167]

Baggy Teeshirt with the stain on it from the teambuilding expert several years ago

haha its random and funny

[gtyler69]

lmao business socks

[dreamsofoddity]

LOL I can't believe this got flagged! How silly haha.

Love this song! :)

[Airsoft4989]

this was flagged lol

[boyzinthesuburbs]

who else other then flanders?

[MeaganWood]

At 50 seconds I'm pretty sure they're both trying not to laugh x]

[shmauktik]

haha yeah wen she is like 'i might go to bed' u seem them both snicker