Bob Ducca's list of ailments

[radicallyspalding]

Parkey Posey Pox is nothing to joke about. Every year, millions of lives are shattered by this adorable disease.

[alteregoash]

I sincerely cannot imagine what 2 people that were looking up things that lead them to this video could possibly dislike about what they found. This is literally the funniest thing that has ever happened on CBB/CDR

[hanzecercheek]

How. How are there dislikes for this.

[KenzX88]

If it wasn't for ponies, I wouldn't have ever found the brilliance that is Bob Ducca's

[pleasedontask]

god that was so funny. i think he said the exact same list on the wtf podcast

[trevismellonhead]

Scrotal Migraines 

[zisel2]

i just read ubu roi so i laughed extra hard at "pere ubu"

[coprographia]

Steve Albinism

[revrundmv]

Comedy Bang Bang makes my life

[iceman8067]

Selective Albinism, scrotal migranes and a prolapsed navel lol

[licoricepirate]

llooooooollll

[jaseprep00]

That's one of the funniest things that has ever happened.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

what's up hot dog?

[upnog]

Trickle Nipple.

[Radacoin]

Hot Tub Foot.

Hot Tub Foot?

Hot Tub Foot.

Hot Tub Foot?

Hot Tub Foot.

Hot Tub Foot?

[funkEnuts]

Haha, Puff Knuckle.

[aquilamarke]

Listen Ducca. I quit smoking a few weeks ago. I prepared for it, after 20 years of smoking. This was one of those rants I could listen to while telling the little red devil on my shoulders to piss off. There were others like you that helped. Comedians with talent. I just stopped and comedy like this helped. Thanks buddy.

[ericofspades]

You know what you take for scrotal migraines? NADvil.

[mram92]

2 People suffer from Lucy Liu Flu

[vivabieberforever]

@mram92 I have that but did thumbs up. Maybe it was amphibial rabies or bone worm.

[rem87062597]

I hope that whoever the two fuckers are who thumb downed this gets Parallel Parkinsons Disease.

[brianmarccashion]

Laughing this hard is difficult. It requires an unusual amount of abdominal strength to restrain your chuckles; the danger is that if you just let it all out and laugh hysterically, you could miss the next item on the list. Brilliant.

[threedotsandadash]

Hot tub foot!

[EYVC1]

hot tub foot!

[morningwould]

@EYVC1 Hot tub foot?

[biocrud]

What unholy being gave him the ability to say any of that with out dying?

[papavb]

chronic shaaame disorder

[cultclassicthumbsup]

I have a hyper tolerance to lactose :(

[ReginaldoPLinux]

Trickle nipple

[DeadLikeTick]

Navajo Cave Cheese

[fxckingunreal]

pere ubu

[thecharmer]

Thick urine syndrome.

[SoundsGoodMusicDJ]

bone worm

[pinkfloyd32389]

scabies

rabies

mickey rooney sugar babies

[ChemoshSoS]

I believe I almost died I was laughing so hard the first time I heard this!

[jamester420]

Lucy Liu Flu

[Wammoblammo]

hot-tub foot

[Ignignokt93]

@Wammoblammo Hot tub foot?

[Wammoblammo]

@Ignignokt93 hot-tub foot

[Ignignokt93]

@Wammoblammo hot tub foot?

[withperfecttiming]

@Wammoblammo hot tub foot?

[ArKaiN123]

Chronic Shame Disorder

[theinfinitew]

Guys, you shouldn't make light of this poor guy's suffering. My brother has larval penis, and it's not funny!

[madwell76]

scrotal migraines. genius.

[TheBasslinekilla]

puff knuckle!

[Satchm0]

My thoughts go out to the entire Fuck family.

[chesterdouglas]

Delightful. Simply delightful.

[tsyrlb]

this is the funniest thing i have ever heard, literally. i laughed so hard when i first heard this .

genius.

[shockvaluedf]

Mickey Rooney Sugar Babies

[fruitcanoe]

Can you slow down? I wanna make sure I get these.

[f3l0ny33]

Scrotal Migraines Dirt Belly Larval Penis Lucy Liu Flu Trickle Nipple Thick urine syndrome Milk Leg Bone worm Selective Fatigue Syndrome Hepatitis R Pubic Lice Amphibial Rabies

[jawsquid]

urinary eight-track infection

[chachiuday]

my mom died of larval penis.

[senorole]

Oh lord, I was rolling on the floor when I heard this, so much win

[bobpepper]

Tarnished Yam Simplex

[PompousLummox]

chronic shaaame disorder

[eyeballkid33]

Agreed about the best thing ever on CDR. I almost couldn't breathe (Breath Failure Disorder, or BFD for short) when I first listened to this list. Bravo, Scottrick and co! Here's to another year of what seems like the bizarre offspring of the Firesign Theater and a "regular" comedy podcast.

[pants009]

This is my favorite thing that has ever been on CDR