WorldMap Live Storm-Worm

[Lastoneremains]

Note to self: if storm attacks, go to Africa.

[GhostlyOtto1]

Thumbs up if Cracked.com brought you here.

[dropshitrunforTARDIS]

and the worms ate into his brain. holy shit, pink floyd was right. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[ThunderCavalier]

*hides underneath my computer*

The worms will kill us all...

[Damanique]

HOLY SHIT the related videos on this video are disgusting. I came here to see neat internet stuff, not someone's colonoscopy worm. What the FUCK

[HellboundIdiot]

Holy shit!

[53525252252]

I'm switching to DOS!

[TheBondo]

Everyone take notice, as Africa is not in any danger. We laugh, but apparently they know what they're doing...

[MaxXimumPain]

The reason Mac's don't have viruses written for them is the hackers figure that by the time you paid for the Apple software, you're almost broke.

[door1thief]

The reason MAC's don't "get virus's" is because nobody uses them.

[AmishSpeedGoat]

and then there was Africa.

[DdlyHeadshot]

@AmishSpeedGoat So none of those Nigerian Prince emails even came from Africa?

[zac14001]

LMFAO 0 computers are in Africa xD

[AviatorZero]

@zac14001 no no there's several in egypt and at 0:25 there's one on the southwest coast

[LemonPieLoL]

@zac14001 no dude, they are all running windows 95 man. the irony is, the software they are using is not subject to xp/vista/win 7 vulnerabilities.

[Derfius]

OWNED

[kayman92]

arrest the man who made this and put his money to some good.

[pcgamerdude]

noticeably... Africa remains completely dark

[MiroMiroSune]

@pcgamerdude They must be immune...

[hockeyfan3394]

@pcgamerdude

Took me a second to realize you were talking about the map!

[ikilledmacdre]

@ihobbitpk you already have it it is called notepad-exe

[scotland2019]

take all of 20 mins to code a worm like this. very basic stuff but effictive only reason there are effective is due to idiots that should not have a computer. and lame software that full of flaws. mac users think there machines are supersafe which is uttter crap. only reason mac software dosent get hit as much as windows. is because 90% of the computers in the world run windows in one form or another. so hackers write there code to exploit it. take minutes to write a virus to fuck up a mac.!!

[reidhasguitar]

@scotland2019

Exactly. I'm secretly hoping that all the hackers will start writing malicious codes to attack macs, to get all the apple fan boys to shut the fuck up.

[SevereMalfunction7]

@reidhasguitar @scotland2019 I completely agree with you guys.

[MHLoto]

@reidhasguitar Yeah, but see, the hackers realize owning a Mac is punishment enough without making their lives harder..

[jgrig123]

@scotland2019 And only seconds to write one for windows ;)

[LemonPieLoL]

@scotland2019 lol... "minutes", if you say so bro. not only does it take hours/days to disassemble a large executable, writing an exploit and obfuscating the shell code takes time in itself. That does not include throwing in a backdoor, a bot client, maybe a rootkit, not exactly something that can be written in "minutes."

[balancesplash]

Holy tits, that's scary

[aeris1172]

omg i'm gonna go cry now

[Lightrundas12]

I felt my testes hurt while watching

[Gramra]

It's a Digital Superweapon!!!

[tantoedge]

Christ. That's vicious. And Profitable!

[Presidentjh]

Question: Who the hell lacks any life that badly that they create crap like this?

I swear, it's like these idiots have a negative social life or something, not only are they pathetic nerds, they freaking spread their nerdiness to people near by.

[Pasteldqueijo]

@Presidentjh actually , the man that suposedly started this all , by creating storm-bot net is supposedly living a filthy rich life in a tropical paradise.. and , if he meant to do anything else rather than make money, this worm could have been meant to fuck up the communications network of entire countries.. i call that doing something with your life.. of course, saving babies is easier to admire, but hey.. he's a fucking supervillain..

[MacCairnie]

I think I'll go learn how to live off the land, without pornography and Facebook petitions.

[MrKarataka]

@MacCairnie IMPOSSIBLE

[xxSeishuku]

If I was still using Windows, this would scare the crap out of me and keep me awake at night.

Also, Cracked.

[Arthur5041975]

Is it wrong to pleasure myself to this?

[nichobert]

LOL @ The Southern Hemisphere.

Kissinger'd.

[Mordecai2013]

I cradled my Macbook and cried in terror and fear as I watched this.

[drumttocs8]

...yes, that's how the internet works, lol

[EinSofVirtuoso]

it appears africa is safe

[Pippin1988]

@EinSofVirtuoso I didn't think I'd ever read that sentence xD but you're right, internet-wise Africa is safe, mostly due to the fact that they hardly have any of it.

[amsscorpio]

cracked

[mrbeerdagunslinger]

Moral of the story: move to Africa

[KittenzScreamoBand]

cracked. wow thats scary...thatd be a amazing way to begin some sort of terrorist attack.

[LexusBrian400]

cracked

[PWNAGEpb]

cracked

[rtarbinar]

at the very end of the video:

"i waaant, yogurt?"

[zerokool69]

Cracked

[Gestapo1940]

Cracked

[TheRandyChimp]

cracked

[iHuggzy]

CRACKED :D

[jobuXC]

so Cracked

[pigsdofly6]

Cracked

[MrBlindcat1]

Cracked

[Winstizzle]

cracked

[cragnog]

crackalakin

[supermario0192837465]

Cracked

[thebasketcat]

cracked

[kilerklown123]

cracked

[robo042]

Testical-shrivellingly terrifying.

[themushroomhunter]

@robo042 lol XD

[addictedtopie]

@robo042 Cracked

[invadersoup22]

@robo042 exactly as cracked described it, lol

[SunGawdRa]

Cr-Cr-Cr-Cracked!

[LinkMyBoy]

Cracked, and i fapped to this video.

[heatsketch]

winfap

[aziong65]

@LinkMyBoy same here

[Ndragonawa]

CRACKED

[nitramyellek]

cracked

[verylargerofler]

Cracked

[KrisKillz]

cracked

[Shiegeki]

Africa str8 pimpin AS USUAL

[Jezusq007]

that was indeed, testicle-shrivellingly terrifying...

[tjwwe]

Cracked

[disbuylshite]

Holy shit. I think I just pooped a little.

[weerdoqwerty]

cracked

[loganthered]

Glued.

[RichardCano]

cracked

[pixiniarts]

Cracked

[BHarris25]

Cracked

[TimeSignatureManiaq]

Cracked.

[dannymacjuggalo]

crrrrrrrrracked

[BECK26x]

cracked as well

[xianos707]

cracked! lol this is a cool video

[M4ruta]

cracked!

[chocolateispunk]

lol cracked is powerful it got almost 1,000,000 views for this video

[Marchra]

Thankyou, Cracked, for teaching me that the internet is a dangerous thing that could come back to bite me in the ass.

[TacticalAssasin1]

whats crackalackin?

[liquidkrovel]

cracked

[cdorough]

cracked

[RiderAndKallen]

From cracked.

[silvansea]

cracked 4 life

[eliteguy94]

any here not from cracked? (i am lol)

[sEweron]

africa is safe : )

[LiNaK37]

CRACKED!

[alastairward]

Cracked

[TonyJab32]

Cracked

[sunshineman7]

Cracked

[jordo1441]

Madagascar = Safest place on Earth

[granstua527]

@jordo1441 I bet you've played pandemic as well lol

[patrickmajor5150]

@granstua527 LOL the only way to win was to start as madagascar

[JAR0Corp]

@jordo1441 Australia was also pretty unaffected. perhaps I just wasn't paying attention because no one gives a shit about Australia.

[whatwouldmattdo]

@JAR0Corp perhaps nobody pays attention to you, because you are a piece of shit.

[JAR0Corp]

@whatwouldmattdo Ah, suck cocks, I enjoy this. Are there newfags on YouTube? Apparently.

[whatwouldmattdo]

@JAR0Corp haha disregard that you enjoy sucking cocks do you.

[kentonste]

@jordo1441 I just can't get my parasites into those shipyards

[FluffyTheKnight]

hey, Alaska's untouched as always!

[nachogod]

Sugar Smacks

[junfun086]

cracked

[KeasbeyKnights]

Cracked

[xxxbearsfan54xxx]

Cracked

[Paxr1x]

Cracked

[choachi2]

Wow African got like two.. Cracked.

[aziansn4k3]

MADAGASCAR??? DAMN YOU CHRIS ROCK

[zsquared777]

cracked.

[MrSteelRod6]

CRACKED

[SilverSkyz32]

Cracked!

Also, Madagascar is EVIL

well not really, but still...

[vampyre459]

lol Cracked. And that was really scary. imo.

[jimsdaman]

Fuck me that was boring.

[Lionimia]

cracked.

[Ammit5]

Holy balls!

[phillup17]

Cracked

[Icalasari]

Cracked

Anyways, damnit, Madagascar shuts down everything from a goddamned cold! Now they even shut down everything if even one report of a COMPUTER VIRUS reaches them!?

Fucking Pandemic game...

[mrmattallen]

Cracked

[CelticChick3900]

CRACKED!

[DurzaCarsaib]

CRACKED

[MRmattconnell]

MY GOD....

[GEAR414]

cracked

[backwardshoe]

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

[CrownedWithLaurels]

Fucking Madagascar...

[shadowking18]

cracked ftw...i dont care enough, people are stupid, therefore internet viruses and spam will thrive

[fistfullofhope]

I concur.

[InterSmells]

this reminds me of risk

[TheAverageRussian]

Pandemic 3?

[Malrune]

SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

[FFKonoko]

Madagasgar is fine.

[MrSquarebox]

FUCKING MADAGASCAR

[Doublenix]

*applauds*

[Vommdoddus]

CRACKED

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

1. You must have a cool job.

2. I am now sitting in a puddle of my own tears.

[cooljanistor]

CRACKED!!

[pcrsweetness]

same here bruh

[YonAaror]

Madagascar never gets infected, you need to start from there really.

[UCBANDIT009]

Close the ports they say.

[YonAaror]

Madagascar never gets infected. You have to start from there if you're gonna have a shot at it.

[rough333]

cracked

[rob6van1dam9]

I don't recall getting infected from this, but still.....

WE'RE FUCKED!

[IrishIan1992]

I think i just shit myself.

[MaxXimumPain]

Holy shit.......

i once got a virus on my pc - changed my background to "warning, your computer may be infected", w/a blue border. Anybody else get that? it wuz like 5 years ago though.....

[rogueamp]

Madagascar never got infected.

[Syntania]

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

[LeSpongebobEditor1]

@rogueamp HAHAHA PANDEMIC 2

[godofwetpanties]

That's because no one has a damn computer in madagascar. It's full of Lemurs.

[sandricdoliba]

@rogueamp They shut their ports fast enough

[johhnydamage]

Madagascar obviously closed their port.

[CapitalistOverlord]

@rogueamp

Madagascar never gets infected.

I say we use it as our back up net.

[gothicsoldier]

@rogueamp They closed their ports at the slightest sniff of trouble.

[Bizzarronick]

they never do XD

[minimoggi]

@rogueamp It's cause they always shut their port before you can infect them!

[Charuchii]

They closed the airports as soon as they noticed a virus came up.

[Ecci]

Notice how it never got into Madagascar.

[Ecci]

Notice how it never got into Madagascar.

[StackCityEntOfficial]

@Ecci i dont even think half the people watching this video even know where madagascar is located

i would be one of them lol

[Saibrock]

What, you've never played Risk? Madagascar is one of the most powerful territories.

[StackCityEntOfficial]

@Saibrock nah i actually havent played it, heard of it though

[dtr2684]

Nice.

[melis256]

I have never gotten a single virus.

Because I

1. Dont search Porn sites wich are full of crap and virii

2. I use a web based e-mail client like Yahoo G-mail or Hotmail.

[Nirethel]

most people get viruses from IM's, or through music pirating sites like limewire. i would say that everyone is pretty good now at avoiding spam in emails

[philsense]

ahahahhahah this motherfucker right here doesn't watch porn!

[KingR3aper]

@melis256 ...are you serious?

So I've concluded that you're either gay or a really bad troll...

Because you can still get viruses from web based emails...

[KingR3aper]

Theres also more than Two ways to get a virus, Frederik.

[grampajolio]

what a fag

[melis256]

you know, I can't even remember what I wrote in this box that I can't see because it is voted down too much!!!

[Tahvo619]

Linux is also finnish product like F-secure

[emerni]

yes...linux makes me proud to be finn,but f-secure makes me less proud,too many problems been with f-secure....

[FleetOfRetribution]

The virus was more than probably created on Linux. Lulz