How to Speak Norn Iron : Lesson 4

[whillbo]

Thats not how we speak in Ballymena. Hahaha! How about a how to speak Ballymena lessons?

[jeskikay]

youre so hot

[UnlikeAny]

LunchyBox, 'spinnin shit' means 'lying' or 'telling a lie', its surprising how close irish slang is to aussie slang, i didnt really need a translation, gj scream

[wheathampstead]

you SUCK

[scream0]

so does your ma.

[NoSurrender1]

Btw, I love our accent, one of the reasons why I'll never here, no-one else can understand us.

Like "get down off that wall, if you break legs don't come running to me" or "I was sittin' in the middle of ma dinner, when her next door put her head through the door"

A lot of people don't have a clue what we're talking about lol

[DrummerBoyAndy]

Aye kid. I see what you mean! I was in America over the summer, and they were all like wondering what I was saying. They looked at me strangely in Starbucks when I said 'How bout ye?' to the till person lady.

[NoSurrender1]

These Norn Iron video's are great fun. Always wondered when I go away on holiday everyone looks at me says "ye wa?" when I'm talking.

arty 555 your a tube.

Why bring religion into it?

Anyway scream keep it up, I enjoy hearing us talk

[yello09]

geez i wish i talked that way

[LunchyBox]

what does 'spinnin' shit' mean?!

I'll knack yer blak in if you dont tell me!

=)

THis is so neat of you to do this! Very Informative.

keep up the goooood wooork!

Norn Iron seems neat. I want to know everything about it!

[b15h0p]

yeooooo alex!!! how funny is it when americans try to immitate us...LOL

arty5555 your an ass. scream0...good stuff lol.

[Arty5555]

u must b a fucking protestant!!! cuz we catholics in northern ireland do not speak like that!!! asshole!!!!

[scream0]

I was christianed Catholic, so I am 'one of you', what a shame!

Ps. You're a sectarian bastard.

[georgetmurphy]

Ah..a Catholic laddie(are ye now?) Can you post an old photo of you as an Altar Boy? P.S.:I thought that Sectarian stuff ended years ago.I am pleased that you are above all that.Good for you! So..when is your next video coming out?

[scream0]

Well, I was Christianed Catholic, but I'm not Agnostic, so I just avoid all religious stuff. New video should be coming soon, so sit tight.

[DrummerBoyAndy]

That shows what a bigot you are.

[alexnavaeh]

hahaha, totally loving this.

I'm a northern irish gal myself, and i almst felt embarressed to understand the covnersation firs time around..

[hrappstead]

hahah you said braw braw and you stop and didnt finish omg

[RejectedRose]

Irish is so hard, lol! Well, I guess norwegian is harder, lol. Love it that you're just yourself and all!

[mattnosurrender]

Gd vid m8 ma gran is from ballymena but lives in scotland now but i still have family in Ulster and i love the accent! its gr8

[MochaStarbucksGal]

lol well this video is very entertaining. Keep them coming! Luv em'!

[cyrenna]

i loved it hehe!!!!

[kilkennykat]

Watch for this lad having his own television show someday. You heard it here on you tube from the Kilkennykat.

[emosareghey]

gah you're my favorite lol

[haresgroove]

HA! And she's all... And I'm All...And he's all. Very USA vally girly. Great vids.

[IamTDF]

totally agree with that.

[embeme]

What a crappy accent

[michelleyy13]

all my friends are annoyed by me trying to speak with an irish accent. but yeah i love you and youre so cute.

[emoXblack]

i like your acsent

[JuniperSun]

haha YES! now people should understand me! wayhey!

[foreverxyourxeyes]

I don't think you talk all that fast. Thats prolly how fast I talk. :)

[fionaaaaa06]

haha :D

aw its ded funi d hear somewan try dae teach northern irishness :$ im frm northern ireland too :D(*) derry like..

leful vids lol !

but in derry we say im showed instead of im scoundered :S(Y)...

part frm at ur vids are grand !

l a y d u r r :)(*) x

[sumdumfoo]

YAY!!!! Norn Iron Lessons are back!!!! Thank you!!!! :)

[LisaGlitterFairy]

yep this is pretty awesome

-Lisa-

[dms7z]

you have the best hair.

[secretsxdontxmake]

haha i was trying to follow the conversation when you read it up at normal speed and i thought you were telling a story about someone that walked down the street, cussed off someone got cussed back,threathened and then accused of being drunk :D..hahahah yeah i guess im not ready for Norn Iron.

[thewinekone]

I like the lighting effect in this video! I'm not a fan of the cussing.

[melissastorn]

Tony, you're so conservative! Live a little, fucking shit hell damn ass piss! :)

[wanster]

this is quite hard

[SarahBearHs]

hey i would send in a Video responses but i dont no how to get my vice on the video!.... oh and i have a question why did u descide to do this norn iron lesson thing?

[Xymeana]

Ah! This makes me happy.

The question you should answer:

Whats your favorite/comfort food?

[sumdumfoo]

You obviously haven't been paying attention, Xymeana. Scream0's favorite comfort food is TAYTO'S CHEESE & ONION CRISPS! And not the cheap imitation tayto's from the ROI, but the real, genuine Norn Iron ones. ;)

[itselliebell]

if i was some sort of freaky stalker i'd wander the streets of every town i have mentioned until i found you.. since i'm not, i'll just have to watch your videos and obssess about your accent and where you could possibly be from

[AgentNinetyNine]

I'm not a "freaky stalker" either, but I do know that scream0 lives somewhere in County Armagh, since you seem so interested.

[itselliebell]

right... then... lisburn.. banbridge? you have to be from belfast or the surrounding area.. dont you?

[scream0]

Can't say!

[siklilsuicide]

will you marry me?

you said you would answer anything...

WILL YOU MARRY ME.

=D

[scream0]

Wait til the new video then I'll answer!

[siklilsuicide]

i love you...

[auliya]

This is very modern Norn Irish, isn't it! In America, of course, we have the same language in a different accent. My bro's all, "What's up?" And I'm all, "Watching the game." And he's like, "Look at that chick, I'd hit that." And I'm all, "Yeah, I'd hit that." And then Mom walks in, "WHAT did you just say?" And my bro's like, "HAHAH! BUSTED!"

[scream0]

haha, it is basically the same!

[okiedokie83]

hezaul northern ireland.

[katching]

i missed u... :)

[itselliebell]

here, i'm from northern ireland like, and without the subtitles i'd be lost in that wee conversation.

i'm assuming you're from belfast.. i have the much more sophisticated antrim accent :P

[scream0]

haha surprisingly I'm not!

[itsbrittany]

I got extremely excited when I saw you posted a new video, haha. They're always great. I love the Norn Iron ones especially. I would totally send you a video response, but my camera doesn't have sound. Yeah. Fun. But anyway, I love your videos!! You're adorable.

[simmonexo]

Lol. Your smile's cute.

It all kindof sounds to me like slang & the whole Southern mispronounciations/shortening things up, but in a good way. It's cool.

I like the video.

[jillschneider23]

haha you're such a cutie!

[YoUrOcKmYpInKsOx]

WoW! Im confizzled! Lol

[paytotheorderofofof2]

GORGEOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I wish I could stop drooling over your face and pay more attention to what you're saying. :P

[tigerclaw87]

I never knew Norn Iron could be so complicated... I loved the paragraph, but I have one question Is the word fuck really used that frequently? haha :D

[snake289]

cool:D

[ElitistPretzelEater]

I actually liked the first two, too.

[morbeck]

cool video

[fourtwenty420]

I was so happy to see you post another Norn Iron lesson. I love these videos, they remind me of when I was in Ireland.. well maybe not all this talk about riding whores =) but you understand. Great video, though it's too bad you aren't outside again. I wish I had a camera already so I could make you a video response. Can't wait for the next lesson. Hmm, I'll have to think of a good question to ask you... =)

[katiegreenie]

i am NEVER gna be able to say all that.

kul vid tho.

x

[Sully6968]

Yay for lessons!