4:16 - i think that might be the best face i've ever seen. i crack up every single time at that point, and then i have to watch that bit a few more times...
This is really my favorite stand up piece, I wish he'll still do it live, but I saw him in LA and he did Storm instead, but I think this is way better, it's just so damn perfect !
my mother was a *FUCKING BITCH* caring lady she taught me all i know alltho i was a little slow she never gave up no she never let me *SLUT* down but she spent alot of time at the nabours house when my dad was out of town LOL LOVE YOU TIM
This is IMHO one of the great comedy routines. The writing is superb and it could work just from the writing, but the delivery is just totally first class and together, if you like your humour quite dark they go together to make a truly great routine.
I'm really impressed by his performance. I love his commedy, but until I saw this I never realized that he's actually quite a good actor, too! Maybe he should consider a second career in movies :)
Hey, thanks for the link! Is that an Aussie production?
I'm kinda anxious about seeing it... Being a boxer myself I find most boxing movies to be horrible cheesy chlicheed pieces of crap, but at least this one's gonna be a cheesy piece of crap featuring TIM MINCHIN! *yay*
Yes, it's an Australian movie. I honestly don't know how it is. I haven't seen it myself, especially since it hasn't been released in the USA. I have, however, seen the trailers, and the music video for the song Tim played in the movie, "Drowned":
watch?v=sc_dg9itrhA
watch?v=ym6It5CDhDE
Enjoy! :D If you see it, let me know how it is. :)
Well, since I'm living in germany I'll probably see it even later than you will, If it gets released here at all. Probably won't get into cinemas here, but just be released on DVD without much publicity :(
TIm Minchin is a comedy Genius. This poem is class. Canvas bags should be adopted by all supermarkets and constantly played over the tannoys until the use of plastic bags is reduced to zero!
(continued) but whoever walked past would of just heard me giggling my little arse off watching him on my ipod :D love the Aussies, well i only know him and Jesse Spencer but since i bum off House im saying i F**KING LOVE YOU AUSSIES :D XXXX
hes so cute, lol his stuff was only 5 minutes long he just spend the rest of the night looking around shyly and pointing out stuff :) nah im kidding i F . astrix . astrix K.I.N.G love him hes amazing, in canvas bags when hes trying to cover himself up its soo cutee, aww, i was sat in school on my own skiving,
he's only angry because he's ginger...
Missysponge 1 week ago 2
This version's good but I prefer the one on his channel
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Cos he said i'm not progressin' said i'm not moving forward, so I said 'Well let's see how you move without your fuckin' legs' .
And at 200 quid a session, I think i'll take the (THIEVING QUACK BASTARD) chaps advice.
LOL!! love you Tim!!
Ciarann13479 1 month ago
Which I've never really known because my dad moved up to Sydney and he doesn't have a BULLSHIT YOU FAT CUNT!! .... telephone.
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Ciarann13479 1 month ago
I just loose it every time he goes "and when I die - KILLLLLL!!" lmfao.
oOsprinklesOo 1 month ago 5
4:16 - i think that might be the best face i've ever seen. i crack up every single time at that point, and then i have to watch that bit a few more times...
sagilbyharmon 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos 3
Fucking hilarious video by the way. Lol
Agito928 2 months ago
I'm the first like? Wth? Lol
Agito928 2 months ago
i get to about 3:27 and from that point onwards, i can't stop laughing... hahahahahaha
rubbishrider861 2 months ago
Once M0:00RE!
Jankin47 2 months ago
Thank you ~GIGGLING CUNTS~... very much
Vamp61616 2 months ago 4
4:12 --> Repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat. Hahahhaha, ohmygosh that was genious.
MusicGivesmeasmile 2 months ago
His comedy is literally art.
My kind of art.
HwoarangtheBoomerang 2 months ago
Either he's a good actor or...this seems kinda real.
Love this guy. Wish he was my friend.
HwoarangtheBoomerang 2 months ago
:) Brilliant. How is this so funny?
Inferification 2 months ago
This is really my favorite stand up piece, I wish he'll still do it live, but I saw him in LA and he did Storm instead, but I think this is way better, it's just so damn perfect !
choquera 2 months ago
When I am sitting in my counsellor's office, I can't help but look at his feet !! Mwhahhaha
nonutsnorris 2 months ago in playlist Liked
I lost count of how many times I watched this and I still laugh oh! so hard...
choquera 2 months ago in playlist Tim Minchin 2
Hahhha this guy is freaking awesome!!
SiobhanRose96 3 months ago
@ 2:19, this is kind or random, but aren't Tim's eyes gorgeous!
Skeew1 3 months ago 2
AHAHHAAHAHAHA
xXUndeadShadow166Xx 3 months ago
ahaha... KILL *REALLY FUCKING CREEPY FACE* why do i love this guy so much? lololol
LaSeuleEtoile 3 months ago
thats wierd cos my doctor has no feet
spud1169 3 months ago 4
I BREASTFED TILL I WAS NINE ASWELL HAHA
spud1169 3 months ago
I'm literally crying with laughter... absolutely brilliant :D
MrJoeGGriffiths 3 months ago
@MrJoeGGriffiths :D I agree my friend. Amen!
hanzzoezekiel 3 months ago
KILL
misato56 3 months ago
my mother was a *FUCKING BITCH* caring lady she taught me all i know alltho i was a little slow she never gave up no she never let me *SLUT* down but she spent alot of time at the nabours house when my dad was out of town LOL LOVE YOU TIM
poochnhoney 4 months ago
Tim Minchin is a FUCKING TWAT brilliant comedian
JamesWrigglesworth 4 months ago
Extremely funny scetch...had me LMFAO. Quality!!!
LegendGaz10 4 months ago
Just watched this on tv & I was PMSL :))
2005butcher 4 months ago
At 5:15 KILL! ROFLMAO!
0110Mikey 4 months ago
my mother left my father for a POOTANG!
zammer990 4 months ago 4
Fan. Fucking. Tastic.
AGenericMoron 4 months ago 4
Fucking brilliant !
supermrkito 4 months ago
"And loads of FAT PRICKS" "SHUTUP I'M NOT FAT!" *small child face* Favourite moment ever.
Sozzie16MJ 5 months ago 20
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
RiverofEgypt 5 months ago
2 dislikes as of 8/16/11... must be from his doctor and mum.
Scodog1 5 months ago
I love how he goes cross-eyed when he says Kill :D
jamisicus 7 months ago
this is my favorite of tim's performances as yet
neffersions 7 months ago
4:13 - 4:15 hahaha funniest bit eveeerrrr
officialkarnivore 8 months ago 5
two people let the anger out physically then?
officialkarnivore 8 months ago
shut up im not fat :( LOL
hana848 8 months ago 4
Tim Minchin's quack doctor doesn't like it!
BertieVI 8 months ago
i want to be a *HAPPY EYES* POLITICIAN *HAPPY EYES*
FurryVegetables 9 months ago
His eyes look so amazing in this!
KeepAwakeForMe 9 months ago 4
I like that his voice keeps breaking, he seems really passionate.
mymphr 9 months ago
I guess the only dislike what his phycologist
09ChickenLittle 9 months ago 3
thank you "giggling cunts" very much
joejoejoejoeish 9 months ago 3
One dislike... wow. One jackass has an unpopular opinion.
MultiSpaulding 10 months ago 2
what the hell are you talking about bad quality? for youtube this is better than alot
BubbleWrap5505 10 months ago 3
KILL!!
JAKEGOODYEAR 10 months ago 28
Let me take a shot at this:
1 person isn't a giggling cunt...
UrbyKris 10 months ago 2
I would pay to be Tim Minchin's psychologist.
MargaretLeighh 10 months ago 5
one person has no legs.
Audacitrix 10 months ago
"SHUT UP!...i'm not fat" lolz
DDX1944 10 months ago 3
POLITICAN!......vet
tommolloydman 10 months ago 3
One person is his therapist.
clichemetalname 10 months ago 3
Brilliant!
We saw him tonight in Perth, Western Australia with W.A.S.O and he is still brilliant.
I hurt from laughing :-)
subsonicdeathmonkey 11 months ago
@subsonicdeathmonkey i saw him to. ive been to a lot of comedians in my time. and he is the best entertainer i have seen so far =]
BattiiWings 10 months ago
Always laugh when he says (Shut up I'm not fat! ) and It sounds like hes growling when he says/growls (KILL!) =P
mmbs090297 11 months ago 3
any body who FUCKING dislkied this is a BASTARD weirdo so maby it is his FUCKING doctor
MissMillieMenace 11 months ago 2
the 1st time I watched this on video I actually wet myself!! hilarious!!!! He is a total genius and 1 of the funniest men on the planet!!! <3
bozzykinz 11 months ago
who was the one retard who disliked!
charliediggle 11 months ago
the 1 dislike is the psycologist with no fuckin' legs
xgreebox 11 months ago 6
Very funny! But is this supposed to be like tourettes or multiple personalities?
Jordan0Alexis 11 months ago
@Jordan0Alexis i think its his version of expressing his anger, and like, its all exploding out of him when he 'writes'
BattiiWings 10 months ago
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Does he have torrets? Or is this just a joke?
NekoFoxLvr 11 months ago
@NekoFoxLvr You've not heard of comedy, I take it?
jimmyRRpage 11 months ago 192
@NekoFoxLvr torrets isn't about shouting things you mean but are holding inside, and yes this is a joke about someone holding in a lot of anger
Raida7 9 months ago
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@NekoFoxLvr turetts isn't about shouting things you mean but are holding inside, and yes this is a joke about someone repressing a LOT of anger
Raida7 9 months ago
@NekoFoxLvr tourettes.
ImTheSensationalist 9 months ago 3
@NekoFoxLvr LMAO do you have a metal illness? or is this just a joke?
GravoGaming 9 months ago
@NekoFoxLvr I take it you are the doctor mentioned in the poem?
MrMadHatterh 8 months ago
@NekoFoxLvr are you an idiot or do you just shit on the carpet when you tie your laces?
Bulltankey 6 months ago 3
@NekoFoxLvr it's suppost to seem like he's got torrets but no he doesn't its just a joke.
pigfarts100 3 months ago
@NekoFoxLvr I thought you were just being a dick about how much he swears until I actually watched this XD I can see somebody thinking that.
wrarwimadragon 3 months ago
@NekoFoxLvr you are a *FUCKING HUMORLESS TWAT* slightly misunderstood person
rubbishrider861 2 months ago
this is too funny
ThaNorwegianGirl 1 year ago
Thank you *giggling cunts* Very much :D
PastaBakeMilkShake 1 year ago
"Let's see how you move without your fucking legs!"
Genious <3
1123581321kiera 1 year ago
fat! shut up im not fat :( hahaha
hana848 1 year ago
I want this dvd so bad... o.O
kangaimRoo 1 year ago
LMFAO
feltonwem 1 year ago
To be honest, a part like this is incredibly fun to act xD
DifferentGirl3 1 year ago 2
the unliker was the doctor who had his feet cut off and beat with!
DanJBarnsley 1 year ago
is this live..thing on dvd???!
Edot94 1 year ago
1 dislike.. you think it was his doctor?
stupidcat28 1 year ago 4
"lots of - FAT PRICKS - shut up I'm not fat! - kids" lolz i luv this guys so much!!!!!
2341NoGood 1 year ago
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This is sooo fucking true about a doctors in general, they are pen pushers on a power trip.
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oy not funny, not funny at ALL
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COLLEENBELINDA 1 year ago
the outbursts are amazing. cracks me up every time i watch it. i could never do that without laughing hysterically.
tweakfreak87 1 year ago
I'm guessing the guy who disliked this was his doctor.
Tathrim 1 year ago 81
@Tathrim and his mother
jackx1990 4 months ago
@Tathrim the other one was the doctors wife :P
aussiechick00 3 months ago in playlist Liked
@Tathrim his doctor AND the receptionist
deathbforgot 3 months ago
kicked in the head by your own feet... owned!
crazysteve6 1 year ago
the quailty is fine so dont worrie :)
JustJay2kay10 1 year ago
i laffed so hard wen i saw this i showed my big bro who killed himself laffin then my lil bro who couldn't breathe at the end rofl
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Andree6224 1 year ago
4:09 - 4:17
"shut up, im not fat"
haha, LOL at him xx
lucyorlarry 1 year ago
I acc love himmmm!!! So funny!!
OnceLovedAlways 1 year ago
loves the angry look on his face when everyone laughs about the breast feeding
qwertiboii 1 year ago
KIILLL!!! :L love him!!
ilufftaylorlautner 1 year ago
Tim Minchin is the best, this poem is hilarious, from start to finish every second is funny. 2:20 - 3:00
mipat10 1 year ago
4:13 - 4:16
"shut up, i'm not fat."
LOL, just the way he says is.
lucyorlarry 1 year ago 5
And at 200 quid a sesson, I think I'll take the thieving QUACK BASTARD chaps advice...
anmackay64 1 year ago
Amazing video. One his best pieces
Keviwn 1 year ago
its alexi laiho!
colosalguitarist 1 year ago
for the love of a PPOOOOONNTANG
12mattfran21 1 year ago
ahh he's always so awesome, but this has to be my fave
musicsthelife 1 year ago
Great!!!!
2000everett4 1 year ago
L0L 4:13 to 4:14
KDoNE2THReE 1 year ago
good croud
eggypegles 1 year ago
Giggling cunts
LOL
VampiraJen 1 year ago
ASHTRAYS!!
maryn0315 1 year ago
Love it.
nonutsnorris 1 year ago
Let's see how you move without your fucking legs :'D
Guitarlegend0101 1 year ago
not funny
joegerob 1 year ago
TIM MINCHIN > you
christodoulidesgun 1 year ago
at primary school i had trouble making ASHTRAYS! friends.
but my FUKING doctor ses its cool, that a lot of FAT PRIKS SHUT UP IM NOT FAT! kids at school have problems wiv communication XD
lol
aussiechick00 1 year ago
KIIIIILLLLL XD
12Ang122 1 year ago
funny as hell
XxsiananxX 1 year ago
Thank you GIGGLING CUNTS very much.
Puttedask 1 year ago 4
genius
annaelizabethedith 1 year ago
This is IMHO one of the great comedy routines. The writing is superb and it could work just from the writing, but the delivery is just totally first class and together, if you like your humour quite dark they go together to make a truly great routine.
boojum420 1 year ago 4
"Fat prick"
"Shut up I'm not fat!"
Gets me every time :'D
Bizza4Mike 1 year ago 5
I'm really impressed by his performance. I love his commedy, but until I saw this I never realized that he's actually quite a good actor, too! Maybe he should consider a second career in movies :)
DancingInChains 1 year ago 13
watch?v=iSaJkEnC6aI
jimmyRRpage 1 year ago
Hey, thanks for the link! Is that an Aussie production?
I'm kinda anxious about seeing it... Being a boxer myself I find most boxing movies to be horrible cheesy chlicheed pieces of crap, but at least this one's gonna be a cheesy piece of crap featuring TIM MINCHIN! *yay*
DancingInChains 1 year ago
Yes, it's an Australian movie. I honestly don't know how it is. I haven't seen it myself, especially since it hasn't been released in the USA. I have, however, seen the trailers, and the music video for the song Tim played in the movie, "Drowned":
watch?v=sc_dg9itrhA
watch?v=ym6It5CDhDE
Enjoy! :D If you see it, let me know how it is. :)
jimmyRRpage 1 year ago
Well, since I'm living in germany I'll probably see it even later than you will, If it gets released here at all. Probably won't get into cinemas here, but just be released on DVD without much publicity :(
DancingInChains 1 year ago
@DancingInChains To all German's sorrow and loss.
QueenNaxen 1 year ago
@jimmyRRpage its well funny! see tony the fish, coz thts hilarious XD
aussiechick00 1 year ago 3
@aussiechick00
You mean this?
watch?v=uZ_9dEPBHQQ
:D
jimmyRRpage 1 year ago
@jimmyRRpage @DancingInChains l've seen the movie. l can recomend a place where you can find it
Ivansama94 1 year ago
apparently (not sure how true) hes done a few Shakespeare productions in Australia, major roles too...
StrewnAsunder 1 year ago
I love how he says "Shut up I'm not fat..."
Sazinata 1 year ago 2
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it shouldnt be psychologist, its psychiatrist, but i still love it;)
85889094lcpm 2 years ago
haha omg i loved how long it took him to get "vet" out, and "kill" scared the shit out of me! love him
fredddy2289 2 years ago 3
But he moved to sydney where they didn't have a BULLSHIT YOU FAT CUNT!
SimonLoveridge 2 years ago
TIm Minchin is a comedy Genius. This poem is class. Canvas bags should be adopted by all supermarkets and constantly played over the tannoys until the use of plastic bags is reduced to zero!
GuySamAngelCadyFlik 2 years ago 67
"So I said 'let's see how you move forward without your fuckin' legs'"
0Fell0 2 years ago 42
Lmao! He is wonderful! ^^
-Elena <33
PoemsOfTheSoul 2 years ago 2
I absolutely LOVE this. Pure genius.
MissTakila86 2 years ago 3
His face at 4:16 lol
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emyhoward 2 years ago
4:08 rofl XD
CorruptTeen 2 years ago
love it, fucking LOVE IT
Edindashed 2 years ago
What is his natural eye colour then?
xAfroxSpectaculox 2 years ago
(continued) but whoever walked past would of just heard me giggling my little arse off watching him on my ipod :D love the Aussies, well i only know him and Jesse Spencer but since i bum off House im saying i F**KING LOVE YOU AUSSIES :D XXXX
babyxdanii101 2 years ago
hes so cute, lol his stuff was only 5 minutes long he just spend the rest of the night looking around shyly and pointing out stuff :) nah im kidding i F . astrix . astrix K.I.N.G love him hes amazing, in canvas bags when hes trying to cover himself up its soo cutee, aww, i was sat in school on my own skiving,
babyxdanii101 2 years ago
first time i saw this gig he instantly became my favourite comedian! absolutely hilarious..genius!
Essmacgee 2 years ago
possibly the funniest thing in the history of the world
hjfleeds 2 years ago
tim is just a legend!!!!!!!
berryrandomxxs 2 years ago
Every time I watch this, I laugh. and I don't stop.
I'm proud to call myself an Australian when we have people like Tim representing us :)
EJayRoseLovesGerard 2 years ago 3
okay, at 2:54, did anybody else freak out? i kinda jumped.
i was literally crying with laughter when this was over.
ThingsWeSaidToday 2 years ago
This guy is so twisted but i love him!!!!!!
sheerxwhite567 2 years ago
I love it... I have watched it few times and still laugh a lot.. I should see a QUACK doctor LOL
JayandBaxter 2 years ago
I've never seen his eyes up close before, not in this quality... they're amazing!
meirasanya 2 years ago 4
Contact lenses lol
Tells ya in the first song.
They're brown normally, sorry to ruin it.
MetalAtheist93 2 years ago
The video quality is good for Youtube, mate =]
First time I saw this i was cracking up for about 5 straight minutes after "And used his feet... To kick him in the head"
Selkie15 2 years ago 2
What a feakin awesome poem
ROFLMFAO !!!!!!
konartist96 2 years ago
BEST POEM EVER!!!!! LOVE IT XXX
Sezzy81 2 years ago
5:24 on xD so funny
itsbrad2008 2 years ago
He's a master of rhythm. Just bloody brilliant. I sympathise with the standpoint, yes indeedy. Hehe.
QOTSAgerbils 2 years ago 3
"And i used them......to kick him in the head" I love Tim Minchin he is so brilliant
meadbash666 2 years ago
QUACK!
mrimcool1234 2 years ago
thank you giggling c**ts very much!
phunkninja 2 years ago 2
*cross eyed* KIILLLLL!
OverdoseOfAWESOME 2 years ago
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does anybody know where i can get the whole of this show for free on the internet?
itsavan 2 years ago
yeah
xLezzieDaLesPaulx 2 years ago
Just buy it from Tim, he deserves it
Cainula 2 years ago 3
Tim definitely deserves the money...
jimmyRRpage 2 years ago