OMG! The end is near!

[wowewowlazer]

i live in kansas

[MufasaOwns]

YEAH!!! 2012 watching old PDS!!!

[BrianaBananaSundae]

I like to come back to the old philip defranco show and listen to the intro~

[funk3926isback]

lol so true lol again lol again lol.

[sarahsoccergirl]

I'd buy a ball pit :)

[superjt97]

i like you monkey posters monkeys are my favorite animals talk about the monkeys

[LORD0fPEACE]

you don.t know about the Armaghedon i see.... you are here on you tube like a Bug,,

[RlceBowl]

Hey remember that old video you had about ending the PDS show on nov 9 2009? what happend to that haha. btw i love PDS iv been watching it for years :P

[thekiller7651]

i hate dis so does sandvich

[HarrySackthatsme]

god i hate him

[markobyrne1]

That loin wasnt even trying. Just goes to show what domestication and a little fancy feast can do to a cat. Hey roy! Note to self drug your cats more.

[JayPattersonTV]

did you get those pubes from the unfamouschris yet? I hope so LMAO

[insanewarlock666]

The end is not near, it's near-ish.

[iz63]

ur lame



[xxslayer66xx]

Doesnt anyone else think this finally clears up the myth that deer are a depressed creature and without xanax they are all going to have a a mass suicide one day. First cars now just running straight into a lions den.

[superkulkin2]

Llamadme loco pero predigo que l@s hij@s de l@s reavers se sacarán el carné de conducir a los 18 y entonces le darán el coche viejo y cuando terminen la carrera/ciclo formativo les comprarán un coche nuevo. Amén.

[skunksnag]

i EDIT AND CRACK MY VOICE WHILE I EDIT

[happyfacercs]

You shouldn't have offended Joisey. One night your gonna wake up to find a leopard print stiletto being thrown at your head.

[kfhannah1]

i live in new jersey..

[titi12502]

@kfhannah1 ik hes dumb bout that no worry we on your side

[MrBigrob555]

intro is the bsest bit

[BigTVideos]

Great job, funny

[JohnnyLucian]

prestonw55 im not trying to be a troll, but dont tell him not to make videos. He makes a living off of this. Instead of telling him to stop, why dont you just stop watching.

[Super123cookie]

... what did this have to do with the Earth sploding? Now im gunna go eat a sammich

[kooliokiwi]

New Jersey is awesome Phil! We have the frickin' highest taxes in the United States! I mean, who the fuck doesn't love that?! But in all seriousness, New Jersey is awesome. We're actually the 3rd most educated state in the U.S.! I LOVE NEW JERSEY (but....I like hippos too)!!!!!!!!! :D

[prestonw55]

I gave you the benefit of the doubt till i saw fred. Yer a fag...... And not very funny. Stop making videos please

[SchimmyDeanie29]

the dear took it's own life.

[victorabiodun]

THAT WAS AMSZING! WELL DONE!

[Muhafaka]

work for me.. tududu! \:d/

[smurfboywv77]

Why worry about what everyone else does????

[HayleyWannabe10]

@MickeyLapidus you, my friend, are a bit weird o.0

[TheBoyofnothing]

Take a breath........ SHITBAG

[SuperGreenlizard]

@TheBoyofnothing he edits it out, douche

[tojanar]

omg dude! - quit posting your face on youtube... Who ever told you to do so - is not your friend dude!

But i must admit - you're funny though. You should look for a job in a radio morning program or something...

[jamieblond1]

Yes, the end is VERY near.....don't buy green bananas.

[JnVcookieproductions]

I'm from New Jersey and see I'm not offended by what you SAID but more that I was like "YEAH I'M FROM STATEN ISLAND!" and then realized that was worse, and just offended my self. But WHAT ACCENT? Sorry I don't hear the accent, but then again....I have half a New York accent....it's random, hence the half. I don't say Joisey....WHO DOES? I bet it's them damned New Yorkers....kay I'm done being a creep =D <3

[Zqwerts1]

@geometrololi you got your wish for a couple of days then, eh? Yes, I am canadian xD

[Raiku49]

I would invest it wisely to make it grow exponentially. Then I'd move to a south-east asian country, build a giant palace will huge walls w/ big guns protected by really hot and highly trained female asian bodyguards who I bought from slavery and gave them any quarters and material goods they wanted in exchange for their unquestioning loyalty and service. After all that was set up I'd live out the rest of my days in peace or until the robot nazis zombies destroy the world. I'm a terrible person

[chryslerdaytona]

Who else was chearing for the lion??

[chryslerdaytona]

@St1ckm3npwn What are you talking about ??

[msurugger23]

@chryslerdaytona Dis guy right here. Not that i'm a sick bastard. but the same people that were cheering for the deer will go home and let there kids watch the discovery channel and there kids will see the same thing. best to see it in real life i always say.

[TSimkins91]

i would by alot of stuff :P cause im cool like that

[Istaru97]

If I you didn't play that fred song, I would've came to your house and beat you up for dissing NJ...

[765198776808]

this guy rules

[INSIPIDxST4TE]

This guy kind of sounds like Hoop, from stroker and hoop...

[MarkT770]

NJ rocks we are not rude it doesnt stink here and we just rock! so how about you stop talking trash about NJ. or if you want to dont talk trash on the people talk trash on the government. they are the ones who spent that money. not us.

[irishshort573]

Lol ( fill in NY stereotype here) You are such a stereotype. Have u ever been to north NJ?no? Only crappy Newark????

[TheSpirle]

i would buy lots of weed

[100817pwns]

stfu abt NJ it rocks

[Craigluver809]

Nj sucks

[myvidutube]

i don't get his obsession with katy perry.. there's a lot of women with hot bodies..

and she looks to normal and uninteresting...

[mariojseverino]

if i had 25 million dollars i would buy katey perry

[geometrololi]

phil.you need too bring back this intro.

[chochozuma]

Hey! I'm from NJ! And I don't have an accent.

[gemmadowdall1953]

i love her!!! and i will always love her &lt;3 &lt;3? &lt;3 Katy still has a wonderful} voice, her unpublished songs will be live at ReciveKatyPerryTune[.]tk

.

[yolandebaudino]

i love the girl with the mohawk hair it looks so cool? Katy has a wonderful} voice, her unrealeased music can be heard at ObtainPerryKTune(dot)tk

.

[deliciagirsh]

Miley &amp;? Every Girl In This Video Are So Hot &amp; Sexy!! Katy has a gifted} vocals, her unpublished songs can be heard at ObtainPerrySongs(dot)tk

.

[khxx11]

hey, thats new jersey for you :D haha im jersey born and raised :] oh yeah i dont have an accent. oh yeah and your thinking of only north jersey. only up their it smells like shit and has a bunch of douche bags in it. love your videos!

[GhostUK99]

me: That pussy didnt want to get wet.

[TheGoreBitch]

I'm a female viewer! With glasses!

[kakatoo15]

u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved

[DerrickthePinecone]

Jesus Christ IS coming soon, and perhaps sooner than people realize (or want to realize)! The Bible keeps coming true, one prophecy at a time! The Bible predicted that in the last days a one world political/economical system would arise, and what are we seeing this very day? World leaders are calling for a NEW WORLD ORDER!; a one world, political/economical system. Prophecy after prophecy is being fulfilled! The clock, my friends, is truly ticking...

[palmer491]

All of these things that may symbolize that "the end is near" are coming true. In Book of Revelations, they talk about Satan dying and Jesus coming back to earth, so all of these factors may lead to the end of our time. Revelations MAY be happening. Think about it, red (blood) in the Gulf of Mexico, many earthquakes, a war in Afghanistan and all we need is to get in war with Russia (it says the bear and eagle will conflict or something). I hope not though! Don't worry, this may not be true! LOL

[Vking77]

NJ fan: hey just because its true you don't have to say it!!!

[markgandalf]

#OMG

[markgandalf]

#OMG

[heytheremynameisjohn]

I'm from new jersey and I don't have an acsent. But, Im from south jersey (10 mins outta Philly). It's annoying how north jersey is what everybody thinks the whole state is like. it's really not. it's not the best place but whatever. I'm happy about where I'm from. Oh and our not funny and your voice is fucking annoying. Seriously, you're just trying to be like =3 and it's not working.

[romanodv]

#omg fake video:P

[bjornar97]

wannabe RWJ !!!!!!!

[moheh]

@bjornar97 he was here wayyyyyyy before RWJ. get your damn facts straight

[vexion15]

That's college money right there! YEEHAW

[vexion15]

Ahahahaha I was not expecting that video clip!

[stormlife98]

#LOL

[txrki]

hahahaha i like the way you say they eat their cows :D

[j111nger]

#OMG

[jimbonoshow]

you're just an =3 rip off. sorry, you're not nearly as funny either

[AlixMarshMelp]

New Jersey-ans don't actually have an accent. I live in New Jersey, even we make fun of Jersey Shore. The irony of it all.

[coyote7272]

25 mil?

Taxes.

[Riot0in0the0streets]

If this fuker goes to Kansas I am following.

[iAmit93i]

Shhh the good old intro and outro

[DaAlphaOmega]

hey phil franko ! you think those 2 sisters would like to be filled in?? lol

[SouthParkRokz98]

TH END IS NEAR LETS GO TO KANSAS LOL

[BlueMoonTM]

The end of our human existence might be near.

I know that 2012 prophesy sound stupid, but if you have been watching news or reading newspapers for like past only 2 months, in those only 2 months there were already 4 big earthquakes, plus the volcano eruption in Iceland.

So if this keeps on getting, and getting worse, i think we are just foolish to ignore everything.

[Anight7mareX]

Express polo's FTW!!!!

[Copachick]

google Doe's Account, its insane.

[megeler]

Haha, the genuine jay (how do i spell that?)

[TheDemolitionist]

gimme my crack

[ianidius]

nj isint bad (besides camden and phillies/redsox fans) whats with the hate? i feel like nj is that kid in school that has no friends cause hes socially awkward but once you get to know him hes not all bad, just a little lost.

[link1384hotmailcom]

id buy a dildo.

[GoatsnBumblebeez]

hell yes! GO CANADA

[xMapleStoryAddict]

lol :o tat was fkin halarious

[elmierdocko]

omg!!

hahahaha is so funny

[xosammyjoe]

hey i'm one of the girls in that photo. not the on wering the hijab the other lol but idk why i'm responding to your comment but thats cool that you like sxephil too! we just sent him the photo and a message and he featured us. pretty cool right?

[QueenLammaTheGreat]

hahah yeah i know exciting! i like him he's funny :p

VERY COOL :p loool you guys are crazy sending him pix and stuff! but its really something he choose YOUR picture and featured it;)

[Frenchie0NYC]

I cant imagine u being violent. QOTD: donate, get myself a big house in hollywood and donate for stuff like cancer.

[ashkrou]

Buy and breed hookers and a big pit, make them face off against eachother; if the hookers don't fight they get tortured for not doing so.

I'd probably make all the money back from the underground billionaires who would pay to kill my hookers in fun fun ways.

And make a genetical chain of mutant hooker warriors.

Then eventually get bored of mindless carnage and miscellaneous ways of death and send my mutant hookers to destroy the world.

Then I'd sit down and have tea with the queen, of course. :3

[toddm160th]

Kansas? Bout time you talked about us douchebag

[fabiflores4u]

sad, but aroused at the same time, like when i have a fight with my girlfriend and she cries,, fucking awesome!! lol

[marinlabyrinth]

I love your deer/McDonalds thing. So glad someone finally is going to say that shit. it's nature suck it up, but it's not nature to eat something that you don't have the balls to go out and kill by yourself.

[drumstik752]

QOTD: MOAR HIPPOS!!!11!!!one11!

GO NJ!

[kayyjezzy]

HAHAHA.

KANSAS, FTW :)

[Ganthar26]

Hey, don't hate all of NJ, only north jersey, in south jersey we actually speak normaly and were not all fucked up like north jersey.

[xosammyjoe]

@Ganthar26 you guys speak like people from philly. just as fucked up you just don't know it.

[helghandan1]

bang all tiger woods whores and then pay em 2 say they slept with george bush

[KANNABULL]

Hey, Phil there's no link to a video of your girlfriend crying after you fight withe her...you fibber! JFK keepitup!

[matt4mets]

and half of us don't even have NJ accents; only the bad part. and idk wtf is a bimbo, but we're not them, lmfao.

[matt4mets]

fuck you phil. only some parts of NJ are really bad. other parts are really nice.

i was born and raised in NJ. so stfu.

[thepurpleclown]

fuck you, and fuck NJ

[WilltheGamer]

her bfs name is rust...? wtf kinda name is rust...

[The0neand0nly93]

I was born in new jersey lived here my whole life. 1. i dont have an accent. 2. jersey shore show sucks. 3. were not bimbos. just have politians who suck ass. 4. we dont smell

[ClueLou]

Yeah, what's with suidical animals these days?

[81lego81]

2:47-2:49 = me too.

[ultra1super1pancakes]

THE END IS NEAR

lets go to Kansas!

LOL

[XxXNinjax]

Yeah, when the world ends you bastards better start runnin' to mah hometown. Please bring $5.00 for introduction tours.

Here's a quick summary: "Over there, there is um...grass...and...OH, over there are some prairie dogs...wait...those are dead...dammit...

[Triasnova]

Look virginia if you dream hard enough anything is possible

[NightwishEvanescence]

You're so right about the peolple going to Mc donald and the deer

[scottsaddiction27]

I would pay for college buy 2 BMW M6 Coupes and build a place to go during a zombie outbreak.

[modsnickers]

i would give the money to my dad all 23 million of it >.>

[wesisagisback]

i would offer money to all my friends and kill each one of them that took it

[BoyluvWOW]

2 things, first, I would buy Russia, and America, them make them nuke eachother, and see what would happen to England.

Second, idiots make the world, they made America (George w Bush) and they butcher celebrities (the media)

[MyAssStings]

I want katy perrys tits so much dude!

[ok1234no]

its funny cuz in a later video phil u said u dont trust ppl who end their sentences while raising an eyebrow..... BUT U DO IT TO........ right at the end

[shadows105]

i would but a house and never work a day in my life.basically just kick back the rest of my life with nooo worries .also travel

[youngbpharaoh]

Fred's "Christmas Cash" song is pretty awesome, but I do prefer ShaneDawson's spoof of it.

[132music]

im a female vewer but im a guy

[xosammyjoe]

i was the one with the hair in the photo. 1/10th lol idk why i'm responding to your comment

[theluckeyirish1]

buy alot of cars

[zmoerder]

worked for me doo da doo:) lol

[ktdsound]

Buy a house and new cars. Then open my own recording studio.

[milleevb]

I'm a female viewer! Not with glasses though..

[SCORCH3DxX]

FIRST

[jmaster0246]

thanks Phil--i'm from NJ--lots of douches

[houman98]

why kances?

[Daftfreak123]

just seems like it would be easy to take over...

[jawsh302]

how can i get your outro music, phil.?

it's catchy as fuck..

[nosrac95]

It's by Ronald Jenkees. the song is throwing fire

[isntittragic]

too bad i dont hav an accent.

[tew2007]

I don't want to know about your views you ugly cock nose. Shut the fuck up will you.

[KittenDragoonis]

i'd buy my Wacom tablet and save for college cause ima nerd o-o

[ds201005455]

go to kansas

[DoomTrooper151]

@toro - I would so buy that shirt

[bloodysord25]

yeah kansas is awsome

[95mpe]

That's cause of corzine the dummass. Glad we have cristie now.

[kitkat88p]

Lol I live in Kansas. The Defranco Nation Can come to my House, I got it ALL PLANNED OUT.

[GeritWag]

Hey me too. KS is awesome.

So it the Frankinator.

[nilsen93]

Teachers dont deserve more money

[Megses]

I live in Kansas.

[ToroTheIllusionist]

THERE'S YOUR T-SHIRT!

"The end is near! Let's go to Kansas."

[theryantennysonrulez]

QOTD: i would go cross country shoving my foot up peoples asses

[hidan123]

what is that song at the end of the vids

[denkyo1]

"...and then afterwards, they all went to McDonalds and eat their cows..."

lol

[MigotoChan]

I'm not complaining in any way but I thought I'd point out that you said this was supposed to be your last video. lol xD just felt like pointing it out xP

[jackrabbit1x5]

With 25 million bucks I would buy the playboy mansion

[shArk50008]

I would buy myself a Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren and share the other half with my family

[Stevemcnairlife]

yeah go kansas!!!!! woot!!!!!!!!!! Rock Chalk Jayhawk bitches =[)

[MANTASTICmonday]

I would be spending my $25 million on a leopard print, diamond studded jetski (with optional built-in toilet). TAKE THAT POSEIDON, NOW I'M MASTER OF THE SEAS!!!

[pyromaniacevil]

$25 mil? I'd put it in the bank, buy a house for about $800,00, save the rest, and watch it collect an average of $900-2,000 a month in interest... hells to the yeah.

[MattZeefy]

"Worked for me, Do-do-do" xD You own Phil!!

[DkTankCudds]

69 video responses, hahahaa

[chazm00]

i live in jersey, and honestly idk how any of us could be offended, its true we dont give a crap how shitty our streets are as long as we are fine

[action302]

ronald jenkees is so badass i got real pissed at this kid at my school cuase he tried to steal one of his songs and put it on his myspace, so i gave everyone in the school his number and we left 642 voicemail messages calling him a little bitch and all kindsa shit so when he finally toook it off sum gangster kid beat the shit outta him for no reason hahaha

[DeadEndJustice13]

my dogs name is on katy perrys ass XD

[SeexyyAmbeer]

so are there actually some nice guys who wanna chat with mi

[tigerking9]

You Should Get A Movie!

[hell0funkys]

I would start a sweat shop, fil it with small chinese children, then use the rest of my money to train an army of moneys how to use whips.

Profity.

Funy.

and everyone wins-y.

[xMDawg19x]

QOTD:

I'd buy all the weedz

well... 250000 grams

which is really only 250 kilograms

damn thats spensive!

[DirtGuyXY]

HELL YA DEER!

[peachy2694keekee]

LMAO

the end is near ......*sigh* lest go to cansas

:L

[yggdrasilism]

And yes, I do mean that :D

[yggdrasilism]

Phil...you are not ugly.....you are incredibly sexy ;)