what your starbucks drink says about you

[KarateandCheer4ever]

God I luv u so fucking much

[vince7777]

I forwarded this video to corporate Starbucks. What? Was that wrong?

[lisaandmoocow5ever]

What about mochas?

[rmossutube]

Holy shit. I FUCKING love you.

[SingingInTheRainX3]

Or you drink regular coffee if you're on your way to your 8:30 and the fucking line is ridiculous and really all you want is a fucking latte but you don't have time because the baristas are almost always freshman who don't drink coffee anyways and they take 45 minutes to make a fucking drink. So you order a pike place roast because you don't have the damn ass time to wait for the damn barista to make 30 lattes before yours...

My life every Monday and Wednesday...

[barbsmora]

hahahahahhahahahahaha i FUCKING love u, you're hilarious.

[lma827]

i work at starbucks too and everything you just said i do all the time and i think the same way haha. i hate when people get surprised because there isnt caramel syrup in a caramel macchiato, and also when they cannot pronounce macchiato right, its rare when someone does actually. I HATE when people order frappes, i always correct them and then they get confused and say no a frappe, i want to just tell them to leave

[clash6267]

iced americano?

[ifrahshelovesyou]

C'MON YOU MISSED OUT A HOT CHOCOLATE! -_-

[ZenSaVvy]

hahaha actually pretty close



[malzg]

LOL! i loved this. all i ever get is a java chip or soy chai HAHAHA.

[Whereswaldoxx]

What about Iced Green Tea Lemonade? That's what I get in the warmer months.

[foxyfoxy645]

you and i would be great friends haha

[dreamcatchingx]

Dexter reference, YES.

[Ashtree28]

I love coffee frappuccinos... So much. They taste like fucking HEAVEN to me and I am obsessed. Sorry, Rachel. But it's too late for me. Hahaha.

[lyricslover93x]

The awkward moment when you make your hipster friend watch this and shes ranting on about trashing hipsters...

[Sennnsie]

I order everything. But during the holiday season I liked peppermint mochas a lot

[dreamsarereality777]

AHHAHAHHAHA green tea late so true, all the asians at my school always go to starbucks and get a green tea late

[laurennicolelamp]

And for all of the dumb fucks that say "frapp," I will decaf you if you don't get the fucking word right. It is not an abbreviation. It is a product that is copyrighted by another coffee company. Our product is a frappuccino. Get it right, please.

[jenawho11]

I'm guessing if you order hot chocolate, you don't actually like coffee, you just want to give off the aura of being sophisticated. In reality, you are just an awkward asshole (I order hot chocolate)

[DroogyParade]

I'm 20, and have always ordered a regular coffee everytime for the past 4 years.

[FuzzBallFrost]

I dont take pictures though- just a great summer drink.

[FuzzBallFrost]

Im 16 and i order frapps. :)

[allthatpink91]

pahahahaha this is so accurate for me...

[mary294xo]

i just like the taste of soy chai...............

[dorky979]

i fucking hate coffee!! but my friends love starbucks and coffee so anytime we go i always order a frappuchino...and i'm not 8-15 yrs old -___- this video was funny though!!! :D

[laurennicolelamp]

@dorky979 You type like you're 11 years old.

[dorky979]

@laurennicolelamp nope 19 :)

[isavannahhicks]

I enjoy frappuchino's though... haha

[MeeganiB]

Fuck Starbucks. It's all about Peet's.

[DillonNickalas]

EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SOY CHAI.

[ilovebeingawesomeduh]

Haha I always get a caramel macchiato, and I just get it cuz it fucking tastes good, but even so, that was accurate to a tee.

[CorrinaRae93]

I accidentally said frappe once when I was ordering at starbucks...I was so embarrassed xD And I don't embarrass easily..

[IamRachaelXD]

What do you get?

[TheFleurDeMer]

I'm a soy chai and dang that was accurate

[pigheather]

I order a mocha latte every single time LOL and I AM a very simple person AND don't do well with change. how'd u fucking know hahahaahah

[Amzers13]

This video is one of my favourite YouTube videos ever. I always have a caramel latte or vanilla latte at starbucks, always! So I guess I'm not open to change much;) but I'm only 15..not a soccer mum yet;) :p love this video! Agree about the frappucinos people at my school do that:p

[HowwCool]

I hate how people say that coffee is to strong so they dont drink it when lates are 75% milk with a pound of sugar.

[xxalliexriotxx]

I order a Carmel Macchiato.. because of the word "macchiato".. trololololol

[greiseacosta]

This is so true! I hate it when girls feel all fucking cool with their caramel frapuccinos and I hate it when they take a thousand

pictures of themselves with their frap like there's no tomorrow or like they've never seen a fucking frapuccino in they're entire life. I'm 14 and I drink a chai tea latte.

[virgo25z]

i like hot cocoa and the FRAPPUFUCKING CHINOS because im like 13 so yea and the coffe is usally to strong and im still a kid so u got that right :)

[CollegeBoundSarah25]

hahaha I love coffee but I always get the java chip frapachino at starbucks or the pumpkin spice late (spelling?) The reason I don't get coffee at starbucks is because it is too strong for my likeing. Don't hate me but I love Dunkin Donuts Ice Coffee, not to mention it is like half the price for a whole lot more!

[victoriaindigo]

Funny stuff!

[skeesaurs]

i knit. i am asian. i order green tea lattes and hot chocolate.

[goodmusichello22]

yes

[ActuallyAshley12]

omg.

imma pieces,

winners.

[crazyjojo93]

the way she says soy chai..I can't keep a straight face !

[xxalliexriotxx]

It irritates me when someone orders a frappe at starbucks.. there is and always will be a DISTINCT difference between mcdonalds & starbucks.

[evacati]

I have adhd and get excited about the little things in life.

macchiato.

[y0ucantfixaheart]

OMG THE FRAPPUCCINO PART IS SO FUCKING TRUE AND IT TOTALLY FITS ME I AM FUCKING FACE PALMING LMFAOOOOOOO OMG.

[beachbird8]

That awkward moment when you you like the stuff in her video and she is completely wrong.

[thewolfpaack]

OMG I'M A CLOSE MINDED PIECE OF SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

yeah i order nonfat but i ask for whip...

[quincentenary]

Great tits.

[elmoloveftl]

Don't equivocate and qualify. Say it and be funny. I stopped paying attention when you told people not to get mad at you.

[143thebiebs]

lol, i fucking love your videos.

[chonu]

lollllllllllll toooo funny!!!

[MsXjoleneX]

Haha I always order a soy chai.... But only because it's fucking delicious.

[myohmyapril]

I just have to say, you were right on the ball when it comes to a flavored latte! I always order the white mocha- and I always order pretty much the same things everywhere. Haha. I'm impressed.

[FaithAllure]

Love this I worked as a barista at starbucks for almost 2 years and I couldn't agree more! Lol

[artandtoast]

@megalrypete Did you not hear the beginning of the video? THIS IS A JOKE.

[DependsWhoItIs]

@megalrypete fucking obviously you need to watch the intro again. dipshit.

[lilybeanification]

omfg I love you and I'm so glad I found your vids!

[l0vebex]

White chocolate mocha or really any type of mocha that sounds good at the time...so I'm a soccor mom? Idk, I guess I'm a free-agent mocha drinker. OH, and what type of Starbuck's do YOU usually get? :)

[lankymissfashion]

i just like frappacino's jeeeeeez....

[greiseacosta]

I feel the exact same way about frapuccinos, i think its fucking stupid to take pictures with a coffee i mean wtf its not even cool.

[ahleighh8]

Lmao you got me head on, hahahahhah

[carlydurr]

"you're probably a vegan which is already a stupid choice" hahahahha

[emmie123ism]

I just like a good Frappuchhino. Damn.

[maurapple]

i really liked this video! you should have more like it but for different things, like makeup brands and stuff.

[kasuino]

Ha. Green tea latte and I'm a white chick. (but knitting is awesome)

Do I get points at least for not wanting sweetener in it?

[dragonlilly]

hghjgbfjdghb Plain Pumpkin Spice Frappucchino. I don't like coffee what so ever and I don't own a canon camera so I'm alright with this :3

[sarsmith891]

vanilla latte and this vid is accurate cuz I really don't like change :)

[elmoloveswasabi]

This is fucking accurate - except for the fact that I'm a Korean and I order caramel macchiatos. And yes, I did order it just because it sounds good but it tastes fucking delicious. I don't want my 'coffee' to be bitter (i.e. I always have Mochas, which isn't even real coffee) Whatevs.

[turnthepaige5]

haha what about the salted caramel shit that's what i always get :D

[parallelonwords]

hahahahaahah my best friend is a vegan and she always rags on me because i dont get soy chais. this is great

[Nirvanaloverx333]

I always order a caramel macchiato. And it's because it looks cool. It tastes good too xD

[maybeitsapandemic]

i agree so much

[littlegirllost559]

I hate people who only order frappucinos at Starbucks! And that's all they have ever tried!! Grrrrr lol

[sincemarchoflastyear]

ACCURATE. I'm almost 18 and I don't like the taste of coffee (disown me now I know) so I always order strawberries and cream frappucino and have done since I was like 12 :D

[synchroskater108]

@sincemarchoflastyear im pretty much the same way, i always get the chocolate chip frappucino or hot chocolate from starbucks because i hate coffee and the frapps are so good. haha.

[xalyssaDGAF]

caramel macchiato all the way. i fucking love saying it and it does look cool.

[eballard146]

I'm a barista, too. and this is extremely true.

[xXSugarAlchemistXx]

lol, I always get Frapps or a caffe mocha. I'm a douchebag :D

[amazinGwithaG]

HAHAHAHA I'm a Starbucks barista and I can't even believe how accurate this is

[Nerdpuff]

Fanfuckingtastic.

[chantiquoi]

lol how is being vegan stupid?

[HiisFavoriteGirl]

I always get a caramel macchiato. They're soso good. And it's not because I love saying 'macchiato', ahaha.

[tooyoungtodiemydear]

I order green tea latte (usually)

I'm asian.

This video is accurate 

[foofoobearx3]

I order the green tea latte.

I'm south asian.

SHE KNOWS.

And I died at the hipster bit, bless here soul :"D

[crackitycam]

CHAI TEA LATTE. I always get that. So I'm probs half hippie half soccer mom.

[katelynxxj]

holy shit, i'm a pieces toooooooo!

[Splissa]

Ugh, when people miss read things on the menu or just order something that is OBVIOUSLY not on the menu, it's just the worst thing. I can't tell you how many times someone has ordered a "frappe" and I said "I'm sorry, I don't even know what that is. Please try again." Another culprit: Mochachinno. WTF are you?

[laurennicolelamp]

@Splissa I couldn't agree with this comment more.

[blazinmami249]

Wow i see that a lot of starbucks crazy fanatics agree lol

[blazinmami249]

Lmao i agree wit everythin u jus said ... i say this everyday at work... i work at a starbucks that has a shit load of tourist everyday of the year.... miserable...

[AllThingsCandyCoated]

When me and my grandmother went to starbucks in america I was used to it but she wasn't and just ordered regular coffee. You're so funny.

[AllThingsCandyCoated]

I love you.

[wooowbrad]

/watch?v=7D5LUq7lEjk&feature=r­elated <-

[MistakeWithoutMusic]

whooops frappucinos for lyfe

[donutchannel]

i do get excited to the little things in life.. but i actually do like the actual drink too . :D

[hereyesglowgreen]

you actually got my personality exactly right for "flavoured latte" my mouth is still hung open.

[abberz07]

Whoa, I always order a white mocha. Like always. Sometimes when I only have like $2 and change I'll get an Americano, but I'm quite simple. All my baristas know I order white mochas. Hahaha.

[tayleragainstcity]

I'm the 19 year old vegan that gets strawberries and cream soy milk no whip. I tried ice coffee and never considered drinking coffee again. So, I guess I'll have to fall under the category with 7-15 year olds that only gets frapps which is at least half true. hahah

[mansionsong]

i'm sorry rachel, but i loved frappucinos :(

[DrowningImperfection]

I'm a vegan, and even I would never get a "soy chai.."

iced coffee ftw.

[supasta3]

haha i guess im a soccer mom

[ManistarTV]

The bad part is you're right. I'm now sixteen but until this year I would only order frappachinios because i was afraid of real coffee... never doing that again

[KAYoLEE]

the girl behind me in line today was pretty much your impression of the soy chai drinker

[HAVANAaviators]

hey koreans are asian descent too

as an asian... starbucks' green tea is always too sweet

[daners82]

how about if you order something different every time?

[sandylovesmakeup]

green tea latte=my drug <3

ps: I'm not Asian! But I do LOVE sushi :]

[MAJORLYCL3VER]

HA! You got mine right!

[maybeitsgeeky]

Spot on. Green tea latte. I'm an Asian!

[avril14thlove]

haha I totally agree with all this. I especially judge grown men who get sugary drinks all the time. I'm a barista btw.

[couturecritique89]

Whatever happened to your Starbucks rant video? That was comedy gold.

[viarockgirl]

OH GOD, the day Pumpkin Spice Latte came to my Starbucks was like fucking Christmas morning.

[egab13]

Hahahaha I work at mcdonalds an people always say frappachinio an I legit direct them to the nearest starbucks-3

[Fruitloopyz]

fucking spot on. haha

[livcakes]

black eye fuckers.

[xxSMCheer]

My friend ordered a frappe at starbucks one time and the person looked at her like she's an asshole and said "We have frappucinos." with the best pokerface ever. Now i know that all starbucks employees are thinking what the hell is wrong with you.. hahahah brilllliant!

[PearlCouture24]

I get an iced chai tea latte, regular latte, or peppermint mocha in the holidays.

[jennafranchi]

Iced venti green tea sweetened : D

[ellabie]

this is my dilemma everytime i go to starbucks: im 14 and i know im always judged when i order a mocha frappachino but i JUST REALLY LIKE THE TASTE, OK

[JacolynOWNS]

I love green tea latte and I'm as white as they comeee. But I do knit... it's relaxing don't judge me.

[BethanyFae]

So what about the people who order hot cocoa? That's all I ever get at Starbucks.

[SammiSaysMe]

*gasp* I order frappucinos all the time o: I only order hot drinks when it's cold, usually in London, it's hardly ever cold, at this time anyway.

[Summer0234]

The soy chai one! Haha so true though. Oh my god.

[Summer0234]

I always order either a green tea latte, caramel macchiato, a cappuccino, or an americano. None of those stereotypes is accurate haha. Very funny though!

[CloudAnimals]

I actually do order a caramel macchiato and I really do have ADD. :)

[tacobellandsex]

I don't get it. Why do you hate people who frappucinos?

[TwilightLuver216]

I'm 16 and my only 2 drinks I get are peppermint mocha or a vanilla cream frappuccino... that was pretty much dead on. LOL

[Mmunaa1]

THE SOY CHAI.TRUTH.

[MissOneOhEightPoint9]

My fiancé has ADD...he always orders Caramel Macchiatos.....LMFAO

<3 your videos!

[StephLynne]

You're right. I do love saying "macchiato."

[himynameissashaaa]

OMG. AHAHHAHA<3

[essiebutton]

HAHAHA GOD I LOVE YOU!

[toastyqueen]

I drink the green tea latte's :s but Im not asian.. . .. I just really like green tea flavored things, and I always get soy because Im lactose intolerant. The vegan comment made me laugh though. lol

[pootaqueen]

i just like frappuccinos :((

[Jillidoughnut]

yeah thats right... :) i get a white chocolate mocha latte every time i go to starbucks. no lie -_-

[xoxohellobeautifulxo]

Its freaking hilarious because my grandfather is 73 and it doesn't matter where we are, he ALWAYS gets a regular small coffee. i love him to death.

[DiamondLiaisons]

@xoxohellobeautifulxo omg same here both my grandma & granddad hahaha.

[nerdyfrockss]

GINGERBREAD LATTER ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKYYYYY

[bubbleteas09]

I always drink White Mocca.. you got me! Always, always ask the same at restaurants :D

[plastikemma]

Being veggan is not wrong... I am a veggan... I don't feel stupid for that reason hahaha.... Maybe i am dumb since I don't see why it would be a stupid choice lol

[xoxohellobeautifulxo]

@plastikemma

....vegan* not veggan.

[plastikemma]

@xoxohellobeautifulxo

sorry lol... I'm francophone we don't use that word.. lol I just looked completely stupid :)

[xoxohellobeautifulxo]

@plastikemma

Oh well thats just legit, i thought you were one of those twelve year olds who cant spell something yet act like they know everything about it, kudos to you :D im a vegetarian (:

[eefahn]

I'm 15 and i order Cappuccino or if I'm lazy i'll just order a Frappuccino LOL

[Anna96Music]

haha, you're right! Only thing that was wrong was the age. :DD

and I like what you said about fraps! :b

[LeahDee23]

pumpkin spice ftw xoxo

[oliviadesalvo]

fuck i get a soy chai... well. this is depressing.

[JustCCG]

ADD = caramel macchiato...touche

[palefaceintheshadows]

flavored lattes yes. me. lol i hate change and i do pretty much eat the same thing everywhere cuz im a vegetarian so i dont have much of a choice. when its like middle of the summer tho i order fraps just because i live in texas and its fucking hot as balls all the time. like 110 degrees everyday.

[palefaceintheshadows]

flavored lattes yes. me. lol i hate change and i do pretty much eat the same thing everywhere cuz im a vegetarian so i dont have much of a choice. when its like middle of the summer tho i order fraps just because i live in texas and its fucking hot as balls all the time. like 110 degrees.. everyday. 

[heyrobotic]

Haha wow I knew you were gonna say something bad about frappuccinos cause those are my favorite. Im 19 & I don't like coffee so I usually get the green tea frappe. Lawl.

[rchiariello]

Lol at the frappaccino. When little kids order Moolates at Dairy Queen to be cool, I give them like 10 squirts of coffee just to be an asshole. Enjoy your "coffee" teeny bopper :)

[maybekarly]

HAHHH I am a soy chai.I remember reading on your tumblr about how people that order soy chai with no water are douchebags...that is my go to drink hah."if you order a frappe there's no saving you".Bet this video will come to mind whenever I go to Starbucks now.

[TheeKeem1]

I drink Soy Chai because I'm sensitive to milk, I love tea and I don't like Starbucks coffee (FYI, I used to work at Starbucks). Plus, they're fucking delicious.

[lollitroplet]

although I must say I LOVE green tea lattes, but I am neither of asian decent nor am I a knitter. I am, however, from Vancouver where asians and their food and drinks are abundant so that's probs where I get that influence from :P

[lollitroplet]

BEST.

[xlovelyflame]

This is so accurate. I ONLY ever order frappuccinos and i'm 13. Probably because I hate hot drinks,and I never go to Starbucks in the winter.

[hannahyep]

I'm a motherfucking busnessman, up to some motherfucking business.

[ilovemyboys03]

yes its true am a "flavoured latte" mommy! and proud of it :) keep up with the awesome video's!!!

[1ntheair]

lol.. whats a frappe...

[goodmusichello22]

i love u haaaahaaaha

[WiggumsJr]

whats a red/black eye?

[icallitambrosia]

@WiggumsJr

red eye: coffee with a shot of espresso

black eye: coffee with two shots of espresso