my name is mario and I'm the better bro/luigi just mad because he can't bang any hoes/maybe he got daisy/ ahuh ahuh a huh I'm sorry about that I'm just making babies/ok luigi has a babe/ but do u think he will get laid/ i say NO/he always be screaming mario u bang so many hoes/
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The name is Mario and im so ill, Better watch out cause im ready to kill, U need some rapping lessons go back to class, Before I leave a fireball mark on ur ass, What, Mario aint the same , Click start on ur control to began the game, now I have wings, shit has changed, and im sorry to hear that yoshis been hanged, even if ur playing on the stupid wii, u still wont be able to control me, well maybe u will, stupid turtle better watch out cause im back to kill,
in the cave gettin coins save the princess so she can swallow my loins on shrooms hittin ducks im the goose on goose fucked up me and luigi drinkin henny flavored fuji smokin sticky icky oo wee in the house with the ghost raid the host give me the coke ur ass im a roast look into his eyes so he wont chase me by surprise walk into the castle fire power bring the hassle fuck up bowser leave him shittin in his trousers from that fire flower power im talkin orange stank sour..
playing super mario all day. shit see a ghost in the hall way, this game is old. but so isnt your mom and you still play with her? well this is gay,im hanging off a cliff and no one is here to help me. let me smash peach oh sheet only thing i can smash is those stupid little prick bricks, but mario can never get the clits,tits and all the shit because he is a stupid bitch and wants to get coins all day. everyone says this game is good,well wuldnt it be better if there was porn in it?shit
you can call me mario but no im not italian, made by japanese so call me the asian stallion/ i ruin bowsers life cuz yeah hes still a virgin, been playin since i was 5 and i still got every version/ i always get peach cuz thats what i try to reach, so take a lesson from the wise that you know that ill teach/ you win the game when you got fire power, you can take on anything even bowsers tower/ i know that last rhyme was eh, yeah it was kinda lame, but i kill this shit always beatin this game
names mario goin thru evey level 1 after another ther aint no tellin what ima do after i finish i could start a party to relive all my tension but ,i wouldnt cause that would be rude for me to do when we could play #2 but scratch that id rather play 3 theres alot mor stuff to do, to see take my hand lets ride the galax ie stompin on goombas taking there change cause this is a world were nothing iis free if u want somthin here take it from me
I dnt rap, but i shred a guitar, all u guys suck at rhymin, quit bc u wnt get far, u need a rhyme dictionary, u sound like a faggot cock suckin fairy, flyin w peter pan in never never land, ur not attracted to chicks, u prefer a man, vanilla ice can bust flows better than ya'll, quit the rap game bc its ur dwn fall, lame ass tools, im'a take ya'll to school, pussy ass bitches, forgoton like ja rule, ur not a gangsta ur a wanksta, ill kill all ur offspring like an original pranksta
Mario smashed the turtles but never smashed Peach Idk why maybe cause his game was to weak cause now its level 3 , so maybe it was his pee pee playing hard to get the only mode was easy Or maube she smashed his bro Luigi........or toad Maybe both.. pretty in pink she swallowed both loads then againn they was all just freinds ,maybe she blew him first like a nintendo cartidge before you put it in. but who knows well i dont my nintendo just froze
NES, the fuckin best/beats the shit out of genesis./Super Mario brother/must find his lover/and then he'll get some action under the covers./Bowser's just trying to get some ass/ but super mario won't let that pass./ He's gonna save her and very fast./ That fucking Bowser's too damn crass/ So go down the pipes, do what's right/ and you just might get lucky tonight/ but don't get too used to that shit/ cause Bowser's still tryin to steal your bitch.
i spit better freely then any of you can do, steal any of my lines and you know ill sue/ i can do it anytime cuz i got that flow, you just give me a beat and tell me when to go/ i heard this beat so i had to get on it too, so i decided to jump on it like a kangaroo/ or maybe like mario cuz he hops along, you know while hes winnin hes gonna be bumpin my song/ like hes bumpin peach after he takes off that thong, luigi would get it too but then thatd just be wrong/
i Run up in yo house like a ninja/ jump kick yo grandmo Jump ova tha couch and stab yo ass with a pencil /man look im crazy / i dont eat babies/ turn into megatron and blast yo ass with a ray beam/ after that i turn to jacob black/ shapeshift into werewolf and attack ya ass like sum ants/ i get nasty sumn like weeklytubeshow slap ya with my dangaling guess who playing piccollo/ you betta run hoe im playing jason / why chase ya when i can shoot/ & put yo body in tha basement/ lol let me stop.
its 1986 im in the first grade/ im workin real hard to get mario laid/ im gunna beat this game if it takes me all summer / its gotta be hard to get laid if ur a plumber/ thats y im gunna work extra hard for my man/ to get him to the end so he can stop using his hand/ if mario gets hit he'l shrink / the princes wont fuk a little dick i think.
LOL I remember somehow finding this on my computer YEEEEAAAARS ago and not even know where I got it from. All the stupid freestyles I did over this...
oh shit let me get in this too. i say what goes so i tell you what to do, dont be dissin other nintendo characters, they all the same they created by the same bisectors. im not here to clean up pipes im here to do business, one rhyme is all i need you just experienced my quickness. theres no need to reply you all fools, list you in a paper or frame you and place you on stools. take all the time for your preperations, cause im coming hard make you suffer like them hatians
You think you guys can beat me, your all fuckin loons, ima stomp that ass bowser, you and your goons/i hit a water level and now im sunk, i try to go up a pipe but it smells like a skunk/ lifes hard out her for a lonely plumber, and i just lost a life, god damn thats a bummer/ you can take one life bitch, for sure i got another, and even if i lose it ima hand it to my brotha/ now were gettin all the coins, got all the stars too, im killin so many species that im makin hell a zoo
..............alright.. my flow is off the mushrooms ..trowing fire balls like trowin food in a lunchroom..hanging with peach put the hoe to sleep..yosi tried to snich so i had to make ground meat with the *icth
niggas call me lazy bitches call me crazy do it on the daily muthafuckin best try me take my test show up lil less kick you in your chest make you have a heart attack nigga im back fighting skills you lack nigga think he tall back it up like a uhaul truck dont give a fuck shit aint a luck got all the game you just muthafuckin lame pull out my dick put you to ashame alcohol to blame 740 fame everybody knows the name lion the cannot be named time to smoke another black n mild bout all get wild
hoppin in on this beat cuz im a hard troopa, you cant even hit me cuz im hard like koopa/ the way i kill characters you can call me the devil, i take all the lives of everyone on my level/ but that is no one no ones as good as me, im just like a classic, super mario 3/ and whos on it next thats luigi, takin all your coins cuz this shit aint free/ movin through worlds and huge fuckin rooms, seein all this wierd shit just like im on shrooms/
Rappin bout mario are we in the barrio? He look like he's hispanic. Imma sink him like titanic. For all ya nes nerds ya stale yet virgins. Leave girls to the birds aint gettin pussy urgent? Guess ya do not care. Committed i swear. So loyal all ya got peach on your underwear. Well most likely not. Youd prolly find her way to hot. But if she was a real person would you know her spot? The one between her thighs. The one that most guys. Eventually get inside of and release a pleasant sigh.
Wow you think that for real? Are you ill? My first verse hurts, and i already killed this beat, before you tried to dust off your feet. Unoriginal ? Im not? Your hysterical, and can suck my 8 bit-cock. Your funny, but your lackin' zing. Bringing mama jokes back, like its the new thing?? Oh , so why so serious, you delirious bitch, get off your period. I came here to murder a mario beat, like a stomp to the head, But when i saw your last rap..You were already dead.. May the late vocals R.I.P-FWN
@jackyiswacky This means, war/ im sure/ im dirty to the core/ stealing intellectual property/ what for?/ so you can rap like a poor weak scrub?/ im tired of you weaklings rapping talking yourselves up/ i give you five thumbs down/ damn i hate this crowd/
you guys are so easy to please/ that i keep my head down/ why the fuck do you guys always get me loud?/tell me how/ you respond to my freestyle?/get you wild?/ something that you need/ a vision and an opportunity. Bitch.
@jackyiswacky Am i invincible or is this even a battle you wacky dope/ i saddle you/ your territory i handle you/ now sit the fuck down and dismantle fool/ ill show your weak points/ use this pen as your tool. I dont carry change because real men carry bills/ here it comes i fire at will/ i like the pinky smack but what the fuck, i dont wear a hat. from there you lose me on some stupid ass thought that left me thinking you wrote while you were pooping, have some respect think before speak next
@Pinkhasov Ahem,your a clown. Don't tell me sit down, Get on your knees, while i show off this crown. Your army is dry,you think im playin' around? I got verses , that leave curses, while you rehearse it, I saw your videos, and you look lost, strip throat need to cough.- on crack ? Or your skills are just wack, your old style had a heart attack, Resuscitate your beat and,can't bring it back. Your wrong, for sayin' go home. Cause the nigga you battle raps from the dome.which is somethin you lack
@Pinkhasov ohh? If the shoe fits, you got stank pits.I look 10x better than you shirtless,you halfwit, you came to the wrong page, to talk shit. Please get put down, before i crush your town. And knock you down, without makin one sound. Cuz your airless, i guess your careless.Your house is so barbaric, you talk like your a celtic.Get alil fame,and you shell splits..Damn, You must think your clever?Im Bowser and you already wanna leave her. 2:01 you timed out son.your done, before the game begun-
@jackyiswac please dont tell me you compared us shirtless/ that shit was a joke right? "I did it on purpose"/ your responds are really starting to make me nervous/ im afraid your void of any lyrical service/ or content/ wheres originality/ im the simon cawell to your world/ i gave you a chance now im thinking critically/ you shouldn't have responded/ your never gonna milk me/ Im the boss,Im the owner, I control delivery/ I control your moves and speech/ infact theres possibility im your daddy g/
fools tryna front, but i play them like nintendo/kill them with some raps and a tightass tempo. rapping is my game, stomping fools keeps me sane. but i wont trip over shrooms or them turtles for a dame. i smoke u easy, cuz my spit is hotter than fireballs. i guess thats wat i get from puffin that red weed in my overalls. either way fuck the princes cuz at the end of day. ill be chillin with bowzer cuz we be blazin that hay.
uhh yea i ate a mushroom and told the princess i wanna touch you- whoa, sorry ho- im mario- thats my name- this aint a game- now whattya say you give me some brain? ill go down the tunnel and have a huddle- with your snatch- i got more raps- incase you like these-im collecting stars in the clouds now- if you wanna find me- yeea i always got the green on my side like louigi- i stepped it up like a stair- now im like air-you need me.
Jump into my Overalls Just got done stretching out my balls Peach tried to pretend like she aint like it Got my one up and now I'm ready to riot Fuck what Bowser said Niggah took my girl and now i'm searching again If i lose every life I think it'll be hard to find a sexier wife Everybody wanna see us naked But the truth is we're only cartoons, just face it Don't give a damn if you think im dumb Bout to chew out ya girl like numb numb Yum Yum Im finnaly done done
this prolly dont flow cuz i wrote to another beat. its like my nintendo rap so i juss had to put it on here. it goes: I smoke weed more bomb than bomberman nintendo, thts a hella explosive drug flow, smackin bitches bongos like donkey kong, shit im repentin, i kno wat i did was wrong, mario cart my way to success, wont take too long, ill pass the finish line ull b slippin on bananas, im already shootin off in cannons, nd my hat got wings bitch, aint too crazy bout bein rich, but on my way there
listen up yall, im comin faster than yoshi, i see peach lookin at me like she wanna blow me, cus all you rappers got bad graphics like the original, yall phony, im takin ya down youll fall faster than fat tony (simpsons refrence ftw)
y'all listen when i start rappin/Lets pretend Super Mario Bros 2 never happened/At the end of the game found out I was just nappin/But I’ll count you out on Punch Out and then bust a cap in/Yer ass/I'ma last/Forever/Like an energizer bunny With better merchandisin' an more money/Pacman is my homeboy, I got Zelda’s digits I stomp on lil goombas like Andre the Giant on midgets, I’ll bang ladies hard just like I bang a brick block, Im the end all say all, Sonic can suck my 8-bit cock
@MalnourishedGoat didnt play with other kids cuz i had my own toys-dissappeared like tron yo, in the console- now the bosses you couldnt beat are my home boys- all we do is smoke the bomb shit- roll it up-like sonic- imma be a legend like zelda- i helped ya- realize it with that very line- i dunno how you feel about your rhymes but i wanna merry mine- b.ryan smashes it like wrecking crew- dont read these out loud cuz i might appear next to you.
King shit, make you Bow, Sir...like king koopa Don't pretend bro Everything I bring's soopa Like Nintendo My life is a game and a party yo Sparkin' flowers, chewin' shroomz more than Mario Eatin' the Peaches of teases to please 'em 'til they screamin' Jesus! Needless to say Bitches are likin' the pipe that I lay As for the gun? I pull it to kill And show em I got bigger Bullets than Bill I'll stop when I'm locked hell Right now I'm stompin' motherfuckers that be droppin' shells
straight from brooklyn/ mario got bowser in lava cookin/ mess with turtles and you get your life tookin/ but shoot them red plants when they aint lookin/ then jump on them goombas heads/ wait a sec then them goombas dead/ and get them red flowers on the way/ you can loose that power in a day/ after you get touched/ you won't be gettin hit much/ don't be callin it luck/ cause you'll die on the first try/ try to be peachs first guy/ or you'll just be doing a burst pipe
hes back on the road with that wierd looking toad.off to travel from his humble aboad to a vicious castle bowser is such a hastle.hes on an adventure with some balls when he gets those mushrooms he is 20ft tall.hes that dude with the m on his head.if you touch and object youll wind up dead luigi is hella green and marrio is red after he saves peach hhe will sex her in bed and bowsers always after the puss sending off bad guys because hes a wuss.from being on foot to his super fast car
white shirt with g shock yall no what im talking bout mikes fellings are hurt im good 20 in 0 almost got nuke yell yeah man 21 22 23 Powers out shhhiit mario help me out "i got these mushrooms" YEAH THAT WILL WORK my bad i gave you too much mushrooms not my fault u die FUCK YOU MARIO this beats another 3 minutes what do we do next get high jump off a bridge go rape some chicks but wait ur dick look like a little kids
g shit/witch brick shell i eat wit/mind gone 9 on me um phasicous/bitch n you datz prolly ya chick eat dick/internet thugg talkin slick/mad cuz all dis gold on me like i shower n piss/lyrical/ scissors on me cut off da embelical/my style wild/yours ridicule/pitty dude/eat around me i blow a pound of spit n ya food/yung lock smith 2 foot clip sit n da tool/watch ya face/cuz a lose of dat faith get u removed
this is how it is this is how it goes / g'd up from the feet up , head to toe/ tighter than a claustrophobic fat bitch in a cell / my package stretches out , i need another room in the hotel/ silliest rhymer , obstacle climber/ i get higher , flows dirty like a fuckin diaper / i go non stop i don't pause after a line / beautiful on the inside , check my interior design haha / come holla at me if you wana convo / rappers is cheesy these days , bitches fulla nachos haha
jumpin on little triangles/ Only seein 1 angle/ fallin down holes/tryin ta get a hole of da hoe/ without losin ma flow/ now im almost there, FUCK I DIED AGAIN NO FAIR. so when i jump in the air and grab a mushroom and grow a pair then grab a flower and burn till no one's there. youll know ma name is mario when i get da bitch peach I MARY DA HOE.
ridin with yoshi and luigi on the beach/ missin ma girl so i have to call up up peache/ no answer mayne/ i think bowser got her again/when i find that nigga ima make sure he dead/right after i eat mushrooms and break bricks with my head/
yo 60 year old niggas talkin like they walkin with white/your walkin with gold bond all over your feet,in fright of young peeps insight/so you stay inside,all day all night/playin mario karts gaming makes you feel right inside/talk shit to me face and you'll be left outside,like your a mutt/i rised above and before you lockin and whoopin niggas ass like slave masters/the box we livin in with gays and made facious basterds/boxin bitch niggas in like tyson made him clepto by smashin they lights ou
Oh mario christ, I'm god darn tired of this old beat that I constantly here! For once, let's here some fresh Mario beats than this same old DJ Clue Mario Beat I seen in other 16 videos -_-
yo its super mario ima blaze the place get in ya face mabey grab some stars and still b on my case//Save my peach is all on my mind i got luigi on my side thats right bowser u can read between the lines
Fuck Mario Bro's Like Maryin Hoes It Never Works Out Luigi Leaves Me Out On My Own nd My Bitch Peach Been Taken Agen By A Beast Named Boswer So I Got My Bag Of shrooms Supered Up Told Yoshi Ima Mount Ya We Gon Search The Whole World Till I Find Peach Bullets Shooin At Me Crazy Birds Up Ona Beach Thought I Was Invincible On These Magic Shrooms Bt I Aint Somehow I Got These Goldfish Makin Me Faint Sumtimes I Tink Its All Fake Jus 1 Big Game Bcuz Wen I Wake Up I Do Da Sme Ting Agen
say im only on level 2/i gotta eat a mushroom to make it threw this/why the hell this dude throwin spikey turtles from the sky/if one pokes me in the eye ill go blind/but look i found a shiny star now im messin up these turtles and walkin on owls/does anyone no those really are?im gettin closer to the end as im jumpin over bricks and ditches/shit i got hit /down grade/but im ok ican do this as a little man/i see the flag i need to to make it up the stairs/and slide a the pole like my ex gf does
yo you gotta be kiddin me/ i gotta save princess peach/ again? im sick of doing this shit for free/ bitch give it to me/ start licking this nuts/ dont pick your neck up/ until you feel queesy from the bullet bill whizzin by or you have to hiccup haha im off right now but fuck it
liven laid in da shade like my thoughts are high off da hays for days many ways i spit dis,,, ish pass the tish dis kidds got an isssue ill dismiss no mercy rule
ill devour you..... graduate to my class jus flunk beat like skunk
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MollyMcDonagh2002 1 day ago
hahahahahhahaha such an ill ass fucking beat!!!!!!!
illadelphguru420 1 week ago
my name is mario and I'm the better bro/luigi just mad because he can't bang any hoes/maybe he got daisy/ ahuh ahuh a huh I'm sorry about that I'm just making babies/ok luigi has a babe/ but do u think he will get laid/ i say NO/he always be screaming mario u bang so many hoes/
MegaDJlito 3 weeks ago
NOT HIS THIS BEAT IS MAD OLDDDDDDDDDDDD
HatchetRecords 3 weeks ago
anybody know the name of the guy(s) that mixed this song,i need to get in touch with them
moiney2010 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@moiney2010 cocoa brovaz ( the original track to this beat is called "super brooklyn" by them) tube that, and give props where itz at ;)
indyvinylz 3 weeks ago
Nice
MrSupershort 1 month ago
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MedievalBeatz 1 month ago
can i use this for mixtape?
KicksOverEverything 1 month ago
can i use this? mixtape of course?
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thapoellnitz 1 month ago
is this free to use man?
BwayneMusicChannel 1 month ago
if ya'll got some time, you should peep the verse i did to this. its on my page, or right above ^^^ in the video response
jonnybfresh 1 month ago
i play all night i play all day the reason i do it is to catch my pray
whiterapperism 1 month ago
EastPaloAlto1994 2 months ago
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EastPaloAlto1994 2 months ago
awesommeee :D
lilpopcorn182 2 months ago
im glad i found this i met a dj when i threw a party in colorado and the most epic breakdance circle erupted!!
kliquein 3 months ago
haaa zajebiste to jest
konrad6g 3 months ago
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iisofuturistiic 4 months ago
@Mrbeepxtreme120 lmao i was about to put the same thing before i saw ur comment
xXRenegadeMonstarXx 4 months ago
@xXRenegadeMonstarXx haha me too
toperamen8 4 months ago
this beat has been floatin around for the past 10 years. I was downloadin this on Limewire like 10 years ago. lol
ClypseProductions 4 months ago
@paneen you asshole!
Zashatana 4 months ago
ahuevo en esta me puedo basar para un beatbox
sosek347 5 months ago
0:08
i needa get big pass me the shroom
i needa find the princess in the next room
it dont really matter if its red green or blue
maybe even red or yellow to mello
cause now im level 2
on to the next one you know what i do
get me some shells i can use em as a weapon
destroy the fuckin monsters like EQ is what im reppin
crazygarry13 5 months ago
cocoa brovas
kick808gs 5 months ago
I hate ballas... >_>
GROVE FTW!
If ya know what I mean ;)))
mihai1705 5 months ago
I agree with rodenhood lol
TUBTUB17 5 months ago
these comments should really be monitored
RodenHoodDaMasta99 5 months ago
hey can i use dis beat 4 my mixtape
RodenHoodDaMasta99 5 months ago
Cocoa Brovaz/Smif-N-Wessun, Super Brooklyn. This never gets old.
emckinney765 6 months ago
in the cave gettin coins save the princess so she can swallow my loins on shrooms hittin ducks im the goose on goose fucked up me and luigi drinkin henny flavored fuji smokin sticky icky oo wee in the house with the ghost raid the host give me the coke ur ass im a roast look into his eyes so he wont chase me by surprise walk into the castle fire power bring the hassle fuck up bowser leave him shittin in his trousers from that fire flower power im talkin orange stank sour..
Zthe4thKind24 6 months ago 2
playing super mario all day. shit see a ghost in the hall way, this game is old. but so isnt your mom and you still play with her? well this is gay,im hanging off a cliff and no one is here to help me. let me smash peach oh sheet only thing i can smash is those stupid little prick bricks, but mario can never get the clits,tits and all the shit because he is a stupid bitch and wants to get coins all day. everyone says this game is good,well wuldnt it be better if there was porn in it?shit
randa5panda21 6 months ago
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yo i hit this song check out my video and tell me what you think. you can be honest. i like some constructive criticism
lukeycloudwalker 6 months ago
check out the verse i did to this beat its right up there ^^^ video responses. its pretty sick
jonnybfresh 6 months ago
you can call me mario but no im not italian, made by japanese so call me the asian stallion/ i ruin bowsers life cuz yeah hes still a virgin, been playin since i was 5 and i still got every version/ i always get peach cuz thats what i try to reach, so take a lesson from the wise that you know that ill teach/ you win the game when you got fire power, you can take on anything even bowsers tower/ i know that last rhyme was eh, yeah it was kinda lame, but i kill this shit always beatin this game
repstpete 6 months ago
64mrjones 6 months ago
fucken used a billion times already shit
Xxsmasherkid90xX 7 months ago
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Nice beat but you need better sounds. I purchased 300Gb worth of instruments on 80 DVD's for like $90 bucks on eBay.
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DaVillen 7 months ago
I dnt rap, but i shred a guitar, all u guys suck at rhymin, quit bc u wnt get far, u need a rhyme dictionary, u sound like a faggot cock suckin fairy, flyin w peter pan in never never land, ur not attracted to chicks, u prefer a man, vanilla ice can bust flows better than ya'll, quit the rap game bc its ur dwn fall, lame ass tools, im'a take ya'll to school, pussy ass bitches, forgoton like ja rule, ur not a gangsta ur a wanksta, ill kill all ur offspring like an original pranksta
BaalofSouls 7 months ago
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SummerClassic02 7 months ago
NES, the fuckin best/beats the shit out of genesis./Super Mario brother/must find his lover/and then he'll get some action under the covers./Bowser's just trying to get some ass/ but super mario won't let that pass./ He's gonna save her and very fast./ That fucking Bowser's too damn crass/ So go down the pipes, do what's right/ and you just might get lucky tonight/ but don't get too used to that shit/ cause Bowser's still tryin to steal your bitch.
usernameclassifeid 7 months ago
Oblivious to the game, Im soundin like king kong,
My lyrics beatin you in the head, dont hate, just sing along,
I travel on my mission to collect all the loot,
just got done cookin, watchin lil b's wonton soup,
Im comin thru, with the presence of the locness,
now your feet movin, heart pumpin, head boppin,
the way I fight the world, has you callin me rocky,
I hit the juke button, shake and bake, ricky bobby.
Aroc
MRJOHNSON678 7 months ago
i spit better freely then any of you can do, steal any of my lines and you know ill sue/ i can do it anytime cuz i got that flow, you just give me a beat and tell me when to go/ i heard this beat so i had to get on it too, so i decided to jump on it like a kangaroo/ or maybe like mario cuz he hops along, you know while hes winnin hes gonna be bumpin my song/ like hes bumpin peach after he takes off that thong, luigi would get it too but then thatd just be wrong/
repstpete 7 months ago
i Run up in yo house like a ninja/ jump kick yo grandmo Jump ova tha couch and stab yo ass with a pencil /man look im crazy / i dont eat babies/ turn into megatron and blast yo ass with a ray beam/ after that i turn to jacob black/ shapeshift into werewolf and attack ya ass like sum ants/ i get nasty sumn like weeklytubeshow slap ya with my dangaling guess who playing piccollo/ you betta run hoe im playing jason / why chase ya when i can shoot/ & put yo body in tha basement/ lol let me stop.
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young producer trying to make a name
StackHighTv 8 months ago
its 1986 im in the first grade/ im workin real hard to get mario laid/ im gunna beat this game if it takes me all summer / its gotta be hard to get laid if ur a plumber/ thats y im gunna work extra hard for my man/ to get him to the end so he can stop using his hand/ if mario gets hit he'l shrink / the princes wont fuk a little dick i think.
paneen 8 months ago 26
@paneen Taken from a song..
Danny0Montoya 7 months ago in playlist Instrumental Playlist of Z-Ro
@paneen Lol Rip off of Benefits song...but good try
KVTheColossus 6 months ago
@paneen benefit huh ..
nickvong1987 6 months ago
@nickvong1987 yep and he fuck up dude's verse
TheSeven45 5 months ago
@paneen wow you are a fuckin pussy and completely stole that hahaha thats pathetic
516718912 5 months ago
@paneen you fuck up the Benefit's verse and this ain't the same beat
It's 1986 I'm in the first grade
I'm working really hard to get Mario laid
I gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get that ass so f**k Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumping on little mushroom men and turtle shells
TheSeven45 5 months ago
@paneen l0000000000000000000l. ofmg thats priceless dude holy shit lol
Raping4subscribtions 5 months ago
@paneen to bad thats not your rap......
coolioj2 5 months ago
@paneen RHYME STOLEN WORD FOR WORD search: warp to world 6-9 by benefit
DylanDDD33 4 months ago 4
@DylanDDD33 SARCASM IS REAL HARD TO CONVEY IN TEXT......
Apoorv12345ify 4 months ago
@paneen very original homo...
ZACHandGRAVYwin 4 months ago 10
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BjornUSMC 3 months ago in playlist rap beat
@BjornUSMC taht was wack af...
deadlytrap71 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
@paneen HAHAHA i remember that song from like 7years ago?
maybewecrazy 3 months ago
@paneen my man benefit wrote that
forgedabouted 3 months ago
@paneen lol somebody else made a song with those exact words. u lyric stealer. whats the original tho foreal. i havent heard that in soooooo long.
liltisag13 3 months ago in playlist More videos from BigBallasinc
@liltisag13 search "benefit- super mario bros. rap"
TheRealTrutext 2 months ago
@paneen stolen lyrics
jeremy112523 1 month ago
@paneen Don't steal from BENEFIT, cuz uhm, He's Sick!
MeanMug570 1 month ago 2
@paneen thats from Benefit you dumb fuck. try to be original next time
xskater112 2 weeks ago
LOL I remember somehow finding this on my computer YEEEEAAAARS ago and not even know where I got it from. All the stupid freestyles I did over this...
NizzleHudsizzle 8 months ago
oh shit let me get in this too. i say what goes so i tell you what to do, dont be dissin other nintendo characters, they all the same they created by the same bisectors. im not here to clean up pipes im here to do business, one rhyme is all i need you just experienced my quickness. theres no need to reply you all fools, list you in a paper or frame you and place you on stools. take all the time for your preperations, cause im coming hard make you suffer like them hatians
clotaymoon 8 months ago
good shit
Gumisbwa 8 months ago
You think you guys can beat me, your all fuckin loons, ima stomp that ass bowser, you and your goons/i hit a water level and now im sunk, i try to go up a pipe but it smells like a skunk/ lifes hard out her for a lonely plumber, and i just lost a life, god damn thats a bummer/ you can take one life bitch, for sure i got another, and even if i lose it ima hand it to my brotha/ now were gettin all the coins, got all the stars too, im killin so many species that im makin hell a zoo
repstpete 8 months ago
..............alright.. my flow is off the mushrooms ..trowing fire balls like trowin food in a lunchroom..hanging with peach put the hoe to sleep..yosi tried to snich so i had to make ground meat with the *icth
jaymoney3099 8 months ago
niggas call me lazy bitches call me crazy do it on the daily muthafuckin best try me take my test show up lil less kick you in your chest make you have a heart attack nigga im back fighting skills you lack nigga think he tall back it up like a uhaul truck dont give a fuck shit aint a luck got all the game you just muthafuckin lame pull out my dick put you to ashame alcohol to blame 740 fame everybody knows the name lion the cannot be named time to smoke another black n mild bout all get wild
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AslamProductionz 8 months ago
hoppin in on this beat cuz im a hard troopa, you cant even hit me cuz im hard like koopa/ the way i kill characters you can call me the devil, i take all the lives of everyone on my level/ but that is no one no ones as good as me, im just like a classic, super mario 3/ and whos on it next thats luigi, takin all your coins cuz this shit aint free/ movin through worlds and huge fuckin rooms, seein all this wierd shit just like im on shrooms/
repthefl 9 months ago 15
@repthefl Bahaha damn , go dude .
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repstpete 8 months ago
@ImNotOkayloveHelena thanks bro. ima finish it cuz i didnt have enough space and iburntrees, pretty sure this is a mario beat hahahahah
repstpete 8 months ago
Rappin bout mario are we in the barrio? He look like he's hispanic. Imma sink him like titanic. For all ya nes nerds ya stale yet virgins. Leave girls to the birds aint gettin pussy urgent? Guess ya do not care. Committed i swear. So loyal all ya got peach on your underwear. Well most likely not. Youd prolly find her way to hot. But if she was a real person would you know her spot? The one between her thighs. The one that most guys. Eventually get inside of and release a pleasant sigh.
PYR0XXX 10 months ago
here we go world 1, get the mushroom here i come
to get princess peach, bowser always got that bitch on a leash
palace after palace, cast after castle, taking care of peach is such a hassle
so i gotta get my bro luigi, he cleans up after me like a squeegee
get to bowsers castle and jump on the hammer, then get the girl and all the glamour
DwyaneWade28 10 months ago
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@jackyiswacky l0l
hyphyfiend 10 months ago
@jackyiswacky l0l
hyphyfiend 10 months ago
mc chris should rap on this haha...
crispybrains909 10 months ago
the comments below me are fucking hilarious lol
KashgroundTM 10 months ago
Wow you think that for real? Are you ill? My first verse hurts, and i already killed this beat, before you tried to dust off your feet. Unoriginal ? Im not? Your hysterical, and can suck my 8 bit-cock. Your funny, but your lackin' zing. Bringing mama jokes back, like its the new thing?? Oh , so why so serious, you delirious bitch, get off your period. I came here to murder a mario beat, like a stomp to the head, But when i saw your last rap..You were already dead.. May the late vocals R.I.P-FWN
jackyiswacky 10 months ago
@jackyiswacky lol you straight pulled a line out of one of the most liked comment your dumb dude
hyphyfiend 10 months ago
immmmm STEALING DIS :D
jackyiswacky 11 months ago
@jackyiswacky This means, war/ im sure/ im dirty to the core/ stealing intellectual property/ what for?/ so you can rap like a poor weak scrub?/ im tired of you weaklings rapping talking yourselves up/ i give you five thumbs down/ damn i hate this crowd/
you guys are so easy to please/ that i keep my head down/ why the fuck do you guys always get me loud?/tell me how/ you respond to my freestyle?/get you wild?/ something that you need/ a vision and an opportunity. Bitch.
Pinkhasov 11 months ago
@Pinkhasov
Okay Watch me go, a flow that kill you all day/ Ho.
I smoke dro, and its time to blow.
Got 24 coins and you got ZE-ro.
So where you at, with your weak ass fire attack?
I capsize your hat, with a pow block from a pinky smack.-
/And thats not it, i go to infinity , Bet you ainnt fuckin' with me.
Got the feather, and im flying off the clouds.
i Feel like eminem, these shrooms got me trippin' like 8 mile. .....Your done, bitchhhhh!!!
jackyiswacky 10 months ago
@jackyiswacky Am i invincible or is this even a battle you wacky dope/ i saddle you/ your territory i handle you/ now sit the fuck down and dismantle fool/ ill show your weak points/ use this pen as your tool. I dont carry change because real men carry bills/ here it comes i fire at will/ i like the pinky smack but what the fuck, i dont wear a hat. from there you lose me on some stupid ass thought that left me thinking you wrote while you were pooping, have some respect think before speak next
Pinkhasov 10 months ago
@Pinkhasov Ahem,your a clown. Don't tell me sit down, Get on your knees, while i show off this crown. Your army is dry,you think im playin' around? I got verses , that leave curses, while you rehearse it, I saw your videos, and you look lost, strip throat need to cough.- on crack ? Or your skills are just wack, your old style had a heart attack, Resuscitate your beat and,can't bring it back. Your wrong, for sayin' go home. Cause the nigga you battle raps from the dome.which is somethin you lack
jackyiswacky 10 months ago
@jackyiswacky lets get one things straight/
ill never rehearse your dirty cursed verses/
i feel like im on "Yo Momma" with wilder valderamma/
you checked out how i live?/let me check out your crib/
holy shit/it came to my surprise/
this is him? this is it?/
you should have jumped in front of that train/
did a favor to all the other real emcees in the game/
if your cool, if THATS swag damn man i got this shit in the bag.
Pinkhasov 10 months ago
@Pinkhasov ohh? If the shoe fits, you got stank pits.I look 10x better than you shirtless,you halfwit, you came to the wrong page, to talk shit. Please get put down, before i crush your town. And knock you down, without makin one sound. Cuz your airless, i guess your careless.Your house is so barbaric, you talk like your a celtic.Get alil fame,and you shell splits..Damn, You must think your clever?Im Bowser and you already wanna leave her. 2:01 you timed out son.your done, before the game begun-
jackyiswacky 10 months ago
Pinkhasov 10 months ago
can i get a download plz?
WizardPendases 11 months ago
9-5ers Anthem aesop
rynogameover 11 months ago
Myspace????
LilHaZZ04 11 months ago
fucking EPIC!!
incaunparia 11 months ago
i got one its 1996 im in the first grade im trying rilly hard to get mario lad
XxDMXDeMoNsxX 11 months ago
@XxDMXDeMoNsxX You are entitled to thunderous applause. That made my day.
midgettoe2000 11 months ago
How did so much ball talk end up in a Super Mario Bros. vid? Damn, you're male and full of testosterone, we get it...now STFU.
Luvsiren 11 months ago
fools tryna front, but i play them like nintendo/kill them with some raps and a tightass tempo. rapping is my game, stomping fools keeps me sane. but i wont trip over shrooms or them turtles for a dame. i smoke u easy, cuz my spit is hotter than fireballs. i guess thats wat i get from puffin that red weed in my overalls. either way fuck the princes cuz at the end of day. ill be chillin with bowzer cuz we be blazin that hay.
iPianoAzn 1 year ago
fuck this shit ...dude its great
dsKcrew22 1 year ago
my balls be goin like dadadadada
afroca12 1 year ago
uhh yea i ate a mushroom and told the princess i wanna touch you- whoa, sorry ho- im mario- thats my name- this aint a game- now whattya say you give me some brain? ill go down the tunnel and have a huddle- with your snatch- i got more raps- incase you like these-im collecting stars in the clouds now- if you wanna find me- yeea i always got the green on my side like louigi- i stepped it up like a stair- now im like air-you need me.
bryanRhymin2 1 year ago
This is Super Brooklyn by The Cocoa Brovaz (AKA Smif N Wessun).
Danbotology 1 year ago
EAR GASM
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ezearl 1 year ago
this isnt yours like everyone posts it up now reported for posting crappy content.
doyouhatemeyetlol 1 year ago
what's up kids with the x box and p2.
a gamer i am not but i can rhyme with best of you.
put a x across the eyes of all of the rest of you.
learned how mic check that 1 2 in a vestibule.
van owen apartments on peach tree avenue.
breathing on some trees and i exhale to exhume.
dead air to deaf ears like lazarus from a tomb
tune your frequencies to me cuz your boy's got some tunes.
shoot the gift like a shot of b12, i'm feeling loose.
animated like a game, call my style cartoons...
8ozGloves 1 year ago 2
i can spit to this man
1994azel 1 year ago
jay like this beat, hardkore rappers appy only
badgurl6661 1 year ago
mann dis so so fukin TIGHT!!!!
JHansonFAITH 1 year ago
Jump into my Overalls Just got done stretching out my balls Peach tried to pretend like she aint like it Got my one up and now I'm ready to riot Fuck what Bowser said Niggah took my girl and now i'm searching again If i lose every life I think it'll be hard to find a sexier wife Everybody wanna see us naked But the truth is we're only cartoons, just face it Don't give a damn if you think im dumb Bout to chew out ya girl like numb numb Yum Yum Im finnaly done done
AmherstParkour 1 year ago
mili anos joguei muito mario brothers bons tempos brazil sao paulo
alan87plus 1 year ago
ill b walkin through the coins, passin levels, u a noob, ive already been through a few green tubes
13LuisAntonio13 1 year ago
this prolly dont flow cuz i wrote to another beat. its like my nintendo rap so i juss had to put it on here. it goes: I smoke weed more bomb than bomberman nintendo, thts a hella explosive drug flow, smackin bitches bongos like donkey kong, shit im repentin, i kno wat i did was wrong, mario cart my way to success, wont take too long, ill pass the finish line ull b slippin on bananas, im already shootin off in cannons, nd my hat got wings bitch, aint too crazy bout bein rich, but on my way there
13LuisAntonio13 1 year ago
listen up yall, im comin faster than yoshi, i see peach lookin at me like she wanna blow me, cus all you rappers got bad graphics like the original, yall phony, im takin ya down youll fall faster than fat tony (simpsons refrence ftw)
CallMeTehRealz 1 year ago
y'all listen when i start rappin/Lets pretend Super Mario Bros 2 never happened/At the end of the game found out I was just nappin/But I’ll count you out on Punch Out and then bust a cap in/Yer ass/I'ma last/Forever/Like an energizer bunny With better merchandisin' an more money/Pacman is my homeboy, I got Zelda’s digits I stomp on lil goombas like Andre the Giant on midgets, I’ll bang ladies hard just like I bang a brick block, Im the end all say all, Sonic can suck my 8-bit cock
MalnourishedGoat 1 year ago 31
@MalnourishedGoat dope haha
Griewr 1 year ago
@MalnourishedGoat didnt play with other kids cuz i had my own toys-dissappeared like tron yo, in the console- now the bosses you couldnt beat are my home boys- all we do is smoke the bomb shit- roll it up-like sonic- imma be a legend like zelda- i helped ya- realize it with that very line- i dunno how you feel about your rhymes but i wanna merry mine- b.ryan smashes it like wrecking crew- dont read these out loud cuz i might appear next to you.
bryanRhymin2 1 year ago
@MalnourishedGoat
"just nappin;"
"I got Zelda's digits, I stomp on lil' Goombas like Andre the Giant on Midgets"
LOL MAN THAT WAS CLASSIC.
Nicksvoiceinthewild 10 months ago
@MalnourishedGoat
"just nappin;"
"I got Zelda's digits, I stomp on lil' Goombas like Andre the Giant on Midgets"
THAT WAS SO CLASSIC!
Nicksvoiceinthewild 10 months ago
@MalnourishedGoat i like because of your name bro XD
PaintballinNinjaz 10 months ago
@MalnourishedGoat hey dont talk about sonic that way!!!! hahah jokes
Ther3alpacman 7 months ago
@MalnourishedGoat daaaaaaamn that shit was raw lol holy shit
Poeticbladezero 7 months ago
this comment thread is so fucking epic
MrRustydan 1 year ago
anyone have this without the background noises
poppaloofa 1 year ago
Fatalink 1 year ago
straight from brooklyn/ mario got bowser in lava cookin/ mess with turtles and you get your life tookin/ but shoot them red plants when they aint lookin/ then jump on them goombas heads/ wait a sec then them goombas dead/ and get them red flowers on the way/ you can loose that power in a day/ after you get touched/ you won't be gettin hit much/ don't be callin it luck/ cause you'll die on the first try/ try to be peachs first guy/ or you'll just be doing a burst pipe
DragonMastaForm 1 year ago 3
hes back on the road with that wierd looking toad.off to travel from his humble aboad to a vicious castle bowser is such a hastle.hes on an adventure with some balls when he gets those mushrooms he is 20ft tall.hes that dude with the m on his head.if you touch and object youll wind up dead luigi is hella green and marrio is red after he saves peach hhe will sex her in bed and bowsers always after the puss sending off bad guys because hes a wuss.from being on foot to his super fast car
bboydizzy69 1 year ago
white shirt with g shock yall no what im talking bout mikes fellings are hurt im good 20 in 0 almost got nuke yell yeah man 21 22 23 Powers out shhhiit mario help me out "i got these mushrooms" YEAH THAT WILL WORK my bad i gave you too much mushrooms not my fault u die FUCK YOU MARIO this beats another 3 minutes what do we do next get high jump off a bridge go rape some chicks but wait ur dick look like a little kids
ReFLeXRevolution 1 year ago
hard to flow on this
wokzilla 1 year ago
g shit/witch brick shell i eat wit/mind gone 9 on me um phasicous/bitch n you datz prolly ya chick eat dick/internet thugg talkin slick/mad cuz all dis gold on me like i shower n piss/lyrical/ scissors on me cut off da embelical/my style wild/yours ridicule/pitty dude/eat around me i blow a pound of spit n ya food/yung lock smith 2 foot clip sit n da tool/watch ya face/cuz a lose of dat faith get u removed
ladarriusbrown1 1 year ago
this is how it is this is how it goes / g'd up from the feet up , head to toe/ tighter than a claustrophobic fat bitch in a cell / my package stretches out , i need another room in the hotel/ silliest rhymer , obstacle climber/ i get higher , flows dirty like a fuckin diaper / i go non stop i don't pause after a line / beautiful on the inside , check my interior design haha / come holla at me if you wana convo / rappers is cheesy these days , bitches fulla nachos haha
adamtuwhai 1 year ago
FREAKIN AWSOME RAP!
tkassasin64 1 year ago
hahaha
fubwwe 1 year ago
go hard go hard go hard
swag
am i cool?
TimmysCodfish 1 year ago 64
@TimmysCodfish no not really. ^-^
AE7Dynamo 1 year ago
@TimmysCodfish
lol
shady74gangsta4eva 1 year ago
@TimmysCodfish
Woah amazing
Much better than lil wayne though
No Lie.
OGST33L 1 year ago
@TimmysCodfish Super Cool lol
ixi0DeeCee0ixi 1 year ago
@TimmysCodfish yes you are!!!
lmj4life 10 months ago
@TimmysCodfish Yep!
MattCeezyFTB 8 months ago
@TimmysCodfish makes lil wayne look like shit
jonnybfresh 7 months ago
jumpin on little triangles/ Only seein 1 angle/ fallin down holes/tryin ta get a hole of da hoe/ without losin ma flow/ now im almost there, FUCK I DIED AGAIN NO FAIR. so when i jump in the air and grab a mushroom and grow a pair then grab a flower and burn till no one's there. youll know ma name is mario when i get da bitch peach I MARY DA HOE.
brakeup99 1 year ago
this is like 10+ years old. still fire
Concept0000 1 year ago
even if you write a rap over this beat...the shit is still mario. think about that.
akamiroki 1 year ago
ridin with yoshi and luigi on the beach/ missin ma girl so i have to call up up peache/ no answer mayne/ i think bowser got her again/when i find that nigga ima make sure he dead/right after i eat mushrooms and break bricks with my head/
MrMateo415 1 year ago
yo 60 year old niggas talkin like they walkin with white/your walkin with gold bond all over your feet,in fright of young peeps insight/so you stay inside,all day all night/playin mario karts gaming makes you feel right inside/talk shit to me face and you'll be left outside,like your a mutt/i rised above and before you lockin and whoopin niggas ass like slave masters/the box we livin in with gays and made facious basterds/boxin bitch niggas in like tyson made him clepto by smashin they lights ou
Killuminati1blood 1 year ago
im the 400000 viewer!!! Yay, this beat go hard!
Whatever27213 1 year ago
this is where i know it from
watch?v=8TpGXaBEfXs
cocoa brovaz - super brooklyn
knknutz 1 year ago
Mario's my name
Stomping is my game
Saving the princess
The story is the same
Goombas, Koopas
Lakitus and Bloopers
Gotta get dat mushroom
to turn me into Super!
rjconnolly64 1 year ago
Heard it before... you didn't make this
MastaJProductions 1 year ago
Oh mario christ, I'm god darn tired of this old beat that I constantly here! For once, let's here some fresh Mario beats than this same old DJ Clue Mario Beat I seen in other 16 videos -_-
DJSonicFreak 1 year ago
yo its super mario ima blaze the place get in ya face mabey grab some stars and still b on my case//Save my peach is all on my mind i got luigi on my side thats right bowser u can read between the lines
Mrbackwards1 1 year ago
DirtySoufzFinest 1 year ago
sounds like he was playing the game dicided to record the sound lol prettty nice though
ken2578 1 year ago
say im only on level 2/i gotta eat a mushroom to make it threw this/why the hell this dude throwin spikey turtles from the sky/if one pokes me in the eye ill go blind/but look i found a shiny star now im messin up these turtles and walkin on owls/does anyone no those really are?im gettin closer to the end as im jumpin over bricks and ditches/shit i got hit /down grade/but im ok ican do this as a little man/i see the flag i need to to make it up the stairs/and slide a the pole like my ex gf does
technorocktrance 1 year ago
i have this
TheRealPoptart 1 year ago
I got this on my phone
flamster5697 1 year ago
yo you gotta be kiddin me/ i gotta save princess peach/ again? im sick of doing this shit for free/ bitch give it to me/ start licking this nuts/ dont pick your neck up/ until you feel queesy from the bullet bill whizzin by or you have to hiccup haha im off right now but fuck it
SHADYASEM 1 year ago
play dis game like a hand of spades
liven laid in da shade like my thoughts are high off da hays for days many ways i spit dis,,, ish pass the tish dis kidds got an isssue ill dismiss no mercy rule
ill devour you..... graduate to my class jus flunk beat like skunk
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TheNewEraPro 1 year ago
I sit down for just a minute on my chair
I click on this vid n' start to stare
Internet rappers, the funniest shit in the world
Thinkin they hot, this wont get you shit or a girl
I'm an all star hater, the greatest, I made it
I'm famous, you hate it, Cuz you aint shit
N' this goes out, to all you wannabe internet rappers
You'd have a better shot spittin', After I slit ur neck bastards
N' for those who agree with the words that I'm sayin
Give it a thumbs up, to show these rappers you hate em
xxDaredevil20xx 1 year ago
@xxDaredevil20xx okay ur making fun of internet rappers? bro your rapping on the internet arent you? so ur bassically hatin on yourself
dbznsims2 1 year ago
@dbznsims2 haha yep pretty much
xxDaredevil20xx 1 year ago
@xxDaredevil20xx u dumb fuck u just dissed urself ... get a move on moron