Dave Chappelle - Public Transportation

[Saikugo]

That's a long ass bus ride.

[alecvalenzuela1]

Some guy jerked off at the mall- stupid stuff like this does happen.

[zaclevasseur]

PUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY

[majafaja999]

'I didn't know max took the bus'

[Chex2331]

C'mon dawg, you hitting my elbows. Just stop, son, stop.

[crickeristheboy]

Comeee back please at keastonce!!

[losflowxx]

There is no good black comedians like you any more

COME BACK!

[MrDavid2012]

I dodged that shit like the matrix, but the guy behind me wasn't so lucky Lol!

[Nellyhot1]

nice shirt!



[TwistingLove]

this is crazy

[TheOccultTruth]

16 people jerk off on buses....

[verdes25]

...IT BURNS!!! ahhhhh! AHHHH!!

[Seadragon4]

Put your GODDAMN cock away. 

[sjwhy123]

I dodged that shit like the Matrix

[sirsikesalot]

He's right, He can't cum on all of us. That weapon only has 1 shot in it.. it takes like 5 minutes to reload it!

[CKDTrickShots]

1:31 = best line, EVER

[FliGhtxMaN30]

@couronne100 can you squez ur tits together so I can jizz on them??

[gm135790]

Lol so funny

[SeraphRNB]

this is one of the funniest things i have EVERRRRRR seen in my whole god damn life!

[liltunechi4eva]

dave chappelle > every other comedian

[sxcporchorick]

Back up !! back up! back the fuck up!!!!

[couronne100]

oh no i'm wearing a pink shit :D

[77danigga]

Dave Chapelle should host Monday Night Raw

[blah3189]

His white people voice is

SPOT

ON

[MrSHARKBITE12]

image being on that bus

[dzntms144]

His white voice is awesome :D

[lavabone]

"He's right.. Put your Goddamn Cock away." LMFAO. Greatest line.

[skaterguy656]

IT BURNNS

[yzwme586]

THAT'S BETTER! that ... is ... Better ... lolll

[egonecoetcenote]

Damn it I hate when the best joke of the clip is the top comment...

[UltraProle21]

lmao at how he acts like a surprised white person at 1:30 then:

PUT UR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY

[dmohr7]

2:48 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[weefout]

2:51 - 2:56 omg

[princesssummertb]

this is everybody's air sir LMFAO :D

[24rrdoubler]

when he talks like white people :P :P

[MrTinsnake]

I dodged that shit like the Matrix... Haahahah

[blue93ad]

SHIT WAS TIGHT.

[TheKeisari]

is this a true story? :D

[DoubleAssClown]

@TheKeisari It was on the news a while back. Pretty crazy huh?

[jshaird]

God dammit Dave.... We need you. Now more than ever... Come back to us!!!!

[ChiefMoonstar666]

@jshaird what happend to dave?

[AstroXxDragon]

@ChiefMoonstar666 he quit doin comedy and his show

[TheScare18]

i love his face when he says sir... put that goddamn cigarette out

[TheQueHegan]

i dont like this crowd.

This whole performance was nothin less than brilliant, and all they do is chuckle here and there.

Now, killing them softly, that was a proper crowd.

[JesterUK2]

@TheQueHegan

It isn't really their fault that they don't find this as funny as you

[TheQueHegan]

@JesterUK2

Well, actually it is^^...but nvm.

I just think that if you dont find Dave hella funny, you just have a pretty weird sense of humor.

[BlackMambakins]

@TheQueHegan This was a 2 day show they took parts from one and combined it with another the whole editing process takes away alot of the audiance reaction.

[kermitttt]

It hapens to mi to.

Twice

[JayPivot]

It seems like no stranger Dave sees knows who he is.

[ScreamAimFire121]

Am I The Only One That's Imagining This Scene In My Mind?

[TheWebenmopher]

@ScreamAimFire121 are you the only one who capitalizes literally every word you can?

[crazytoiletpaper56]

@ScreamAimFire121 NO, unfortunately. 

[MrJamaicanPride]

@ScreamAimFire121 no

[JiffyNo0b]

@ScreamAimFire121 You're certainly in the minority that does not understand capitalization.

[blAdEMCL]

come on dog your hittin my elbos

[MrTonio707]

I dodge that shit like the Matrix nigguh, ohhh! 

[itachi005]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

FUCKING FUNNY AS FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

[Djcorp23]

i dodged that shit like the matrix ahhhhhhhh

[zorrow88]

BEST COMEDIAN EVER!

[irapeyou4money]

"he was terrizing the buz 0-o

[yupperslupper2]

Dave Chappelle Please come back!!! ... PLEASE we need you!!!

[miyandere]

This is fucking hilarious, he's great.

[dn2572]

hahahhahah come on dawg your hitting my elbows man, stop son

[dn2572]

hahahhahah come on man your hitting my elbows son

[MrAvatarW1]

"oh my gawd, its a biological attack!" white woman voice

[thakid912]

you not gonna have a normal day if a homeless dude busts a nut on your forehead at 830 am...

[DarkTakoshi]

NoOoOoOoOoOo... *bump*

[jwat6213]

13 people didn't dodge that shit like the matrix X-D

[HerezMyCard]

I absolutely LOVE how each of these comments is just a quote :P yes, we get it, it's comedy, it's funny...more importantly it's dave chappelle tho which means it's ALL fucking HILARIOUS! :D

[grandmaster4550]

SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY~

2:16 LOL fell off chair laughung

[TheMvp96]

YOU!, stick ur finger up ur butt !! " why,oh God, why is this happening? Pweeep OH GOD, OH GOD :( " Lmfaooo!

[MRFLAPPYTREE]

2:46 ahahahahahhaha

[TheTriniboi1989]

omg! why is this happening!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!

[daydreamer2k10]

omg its a biological attack! owwwhhhh!

[ghettoman97]

"Come on dog. you hittin my elbows" haha

[x0xrheannax0x]

LOL why didnt the people just get off the bus and catch the next one? doesnt make sense LMFAO

[johnythanj]

RUSH HIM!! He can't cum on all of us.

[MrRoyCrack]

hey everybody calm down your going to get me shot lol

[melybee101]

13 ppl biologically attacked someone xD

[Bazzyodartertjuh]

Oh my god, it's a biological attack. Awww! lmfao!

[DJEZDick420]

you cant get aids form a homeless dude bustin a nut on yo fohead thats not how it spreads

[TheKim607]

HE'S RIGHT PUT YUR GODDAMN COCK AWAY ROFL

[agbasset]

this doesn't get old

[micolo123]

@agbasset damn right! He's the best story teller and I've watched this clip over 20x !

[fitbikeco1290]

AAAHHHHHHH! IT BURNS

[WindyCityBalla]

HEYY EVERY BODY..CALM DA FUCK DOWN !! YOU GONNA GET ME SHOT !! LMAO

[xxemorocker6sixx]

13 PEOPLE WERE THE GUY BEHIND DAVE GETTING SHOT BY DA CUM!!!!!XD

[crowey11]

it didnt kill him but im sure it fucked his day

LOLLLL

[SidEskorbuto]

siiiiiiiiir lol, hey dawg u almost got my shoulders hahaha

[Fukinmatty]

13 people were nutted on wile taken the bus

[PhyschoGamer]

i was drinkin milk during this video

[catsac1]

why is there a dislike button on this video?

[syedsaim]

13 people were jerking off on a Bus.

[uluvmyballs]

"Rush him! he can't cum on all of us!!"

[uluvmyballs]

"RUN! HE CAN'T CUM ON ALL OF US!!"

[TonyRomoAKARayFinkle]

Cmon man youre hittin my elbowwss....

[Dannniel53]

PUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY!

[619x2]

watch 1:30- 1:35 on repeat almost pizzed my pants

[celtik916]

Ahh your going to get me SHOT!!

[guisnerj]

haha

[westsideoutlaw956]

it looks fukin funny when he says squeeze ur tits together n then reclines back n jacksoff fast fukin looks funny ass hell

[yellotheemcee]

13 people were on that bus with chappelle

[yakuzamadddogg]

IT BURNS! AAAAAAAAAAH!

[The1295theo]

''put your god damm cock away''

[blackaZZ202]

why, oh god why is this happening. OH GOD OH GOD

[darlyng19]

Cmon dawg u hit my elbows.!!

lmfao

[MrBRandP]

13 People lost their sense of humor when watching iCarly.

[TheGarcia350]

omg my lungs hurt after watching!!!

[southsidevampire]

it burns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tandersn9]

2:53 most hilarious thing i have ever heard in my life

[Bolden2326]

@tandersn9 shits retarded lol

[2LiveForce2]

love my niggah dave

[2andFoh]

c'mon dog you hittin' my elbows. Stop...son...stop

[dag5771]

Haha funniest thing ive ever heard

[XBladeWingX]

13 people got shot on the bus.

[trumpetguy71]

Haha, classic comedy! 1000 years from now, this will be seen as one of the most hysterical stand up comedies ever.

[demrazkalz]

THATS BETTER!!! That is..betterrrrrrrrrrrr

lmfaoooo!!!

[Rocketfing3r]

SIR,THIS IS EVERYBODY'S AIR,SIR XDDD

[nickers2]

This is everybody's air sir!

[Kamerin1997]

I would dodge dat shit lik da matrix 2

[anthrobserver]

That is some funny shit!

[FUHKK0FF]

THATS BETTER! thatt iissss betterrrr(; LMFAO

[IWantMyVisionBack]

That happens a whole lot!

By Stander Effect, everyone else ignores it until one person doesn't.

[lilmissthick1]

LMFAO DIS NIGGA IS ABOUT 2 USE HIS DICK AS A GUN

[JusBlaze3255]

SIR SIR PUT UR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY

[Alberto8959]

Good video

[shadowizbak]

lmao this is the funniest guy on earth easily

[JusBlaze3255]

@shadowizbak so true

[KristinaJSpolisci99]

LMAO SIR!

[kingkrash11]

IT BURNS!!!

[BrooklynFiv3s]

hilarious ;]

[Matzs1994]

Put your god damn dick away!

[kdiopgh]

laugh attack is what i experinced

[Klarification]

THe guy behind me wasn't so lucky.

Noooooooooooooo......*BOOM HEADSHOT*

[Pking2death]

put your goddamn cock away

[heller205]

"the rushed him and like a movie he shot one off... like the matrix i douged it, the dude behind me wasn't so lucky" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Chocotaco100]

you stick your finger in your butt!!! oh god why is this happening here i go!!

[TheMrpalid]

is this true story? it seems like dave is making this up

[mountaianeerfly]

obviously he is

[oetwriting]

@TheMrpalid PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE JOKING? OF COURSE HE IS MAKING IT UP!! LOL

[qwerty474]

@oetwriting I dont think so this happens all the time

[jokersmiley]

ohh this is my stop lol

[TrippStopMotion]

hahaha oh my god it's a biological attack!

[luisthestuntdevil]

terrorising us

[Luigithehomie91]

This guy on the other side of the bus, HE SNAPPED! He lost his mind, i seen it happen. *DAAAAHH

XD

[KiloMonstuh]

the scream is the best part lmfao. IT BURNS! AHH! AHHHHH!!!!!!

[QueenMJade89]

Lol - Homless guy jerks off.

[Video85Man]

HAHAAAA!!! daves the funniest black Dude in the world!

[bojoben]

and thats saying something.

[Galv1nBass]

@Video85Man funniest DUDE in the world, period.

[MomNeedsYou]

@Galv1nBass AGREED! Just the expressions he gets and his voice kill me...this guy could get up there and recite the alphabet and be funny!

[Video85Man]

LOL

[MrMonkeyDs]

u aint goin have a good day and someone bust a nut on ur face

[xxmortified]

Wow, this video is so God damn funny. xD

"Didn't kill him..but I'm sure it fucked his day up." lmfao

[nbaduncan]

you hitting my elbows, stop...son just stop

[luzxun]

'GAHHHHHH Rush him he can't cum on all of us GAHH'

[luzxun]

c'mon dog you hitting my elbows!

[bnegash]

The best part was, "it burns ahhhhhhh ahhhoooooaaaaaa" the last scream was the icing on the cake lol I cried.

[jay83]

same here man that scream had me crying man my baby girl is like daddy why crying daddy,,,,

[destotheman09]

"1 dodged that shit like the matrix! The guy behind me wasn't lucky though..." nice!

[LukeFromGermany]

even the homeless dude felt bad... rofl

[KurdPac93]

Now everybody freaks out; ohhh my God, its a biological attack ohhh.

HAHAHA he's the best!

[BeastBoii873]

GOD DAM HIS WHITE VOICE IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

Hahahaha!!!

[Vartavart]

@BeastBoii873 yeah baby

[ro4eva]

OMG ROFL brilliant

[TriggerHappyMariachi]

chappelle is excellent. check out bill hicks too.

[thesilvernymph]

C'mon dog you hittin my elbows!

[TmacOne45]

hahah he's the king hahah

so fuckin funny shit

hahah