Harry Potter - My Immortal - Chapter 44

[retrothefox]

The "yes yes" at the end sounded like Gollum xD

[16nwb1]

thanks guys!

[kacounicorn]

@6:54 I thought she said "I just wanted tinkle in my room."

[TheUtahslim138]

i want it to keep going because it is so fucking funny lmao

[hopelessromantic43]

"we all put our clothes on quickly blah blah blagh blahh..."

[kiy1999]

You guys have made this bearable. Sadly now I can't read anything without hearing it in a Scottish accent in my head and due to the story I feel critically stupid, and now have very low respect for bands I used to love.

You guys still rock and sound like the best of friends. If only my friends didn't die of stupidity from reading 'My Immortal'...

[TheOddAndOnly]

After all this, I am truely ashamed to share my first name with this author.

I-I think I'll go "slit mu wrizts" now.

[Cranequill]

Accounting this, i've read the story a good six times. Good for when I'm feeling deprezzed.

[xxxNarglesxxx]

Though I feel like my brain has turned to mush, and my IQ has probably dropped into minus numbers, this has been brilliant :D

So glad you survived through this with us all!

[seekingion]

I am unspeakably fond of you all! I seriously couldn't make it through this without you guys, suicide would totally be on the table after about chapter ten. You guys crack me up!

[PantherGX]

Your Scottish accents just make this video! XD

[NorweganWood]

The Sequel

"My name is Abyss Dom'inion Chlamydia Pterodactyl Way, I am the long lost fallen angel younger sister of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I'm in my 7th year at Hogwarts."

[SebastiansCreed]

@NorweganWood no way. lejit?

[RoconzaArt]

"from the top of lungs"

Is that a full life consequences reference? That just made this all the more epic.

[DinerSals]

After she used "ABRA KEDABRA", she accidentally shot herself. How? Well, this is My Immortal we're talking about.

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

It sounded like a horrible goffic chant. XD And I guess she never came back from her vacation. XD WOO! And... omg... Omg... She ACTUALLY spelled McGonagall...correctly! o.o I'm impressed.

As for what happened, I think we should all just assume that Ebony's wand backfired in her face, causing her to disintegrate spontaneously. Then before her wand disappeared, everyone went back to normal. No trace was left, not even in their memories, of the most goffic year Hogwarts had ever seen...

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

its...over. now wtf am i supposed to do for the rest of the day??!

[IHeartBrattyPets1212]

*cries for joy* Part of me died while reading this, but another part of me was born as well~

[Gyrogia]

Congrats, you survived.

[AyattAz]

That was the most epically impotent ending ever!1

[rikko338]

Congrats on what can only be described as a marathon of dramatic reading.

[progrockcoffee]

“ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted. And then every single fucking character in this mind-numbingly pathetic excuse for English literature died instantly. All of their bodies were chopped to pieces and sent to every corner of the Earth to be disintegrated in the hopes that humanity would be that much more intelligent because of it. Tara Gilesbie would later die in a horrible MCR mosh pit accident that mutilated her corpse beyond any recognition or salvaging. THE END.

[WizardrockMonster]

You shall all die you hair black!

[Goodeyesniper913]

THAT'S IT?! that's what I suffered through 44 chapters for? WOW talk about anticlimactic.... Then again, it IS Tara Gilesbie...

[Iamjustherek]

You guys should get a metal for sacrificing your brains to this!

[Errenton]

lol when you guys read it likes this, it sounded like chanting.

[amandamaya123]

YAY! It's OVER!! TwT It was impossible for me to stop, so I'm really thankful now XD

You guys are just so awesome and epic!!!

Now, who wants to kill Tara? :D

[craziem0r0n]

“Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed.... I agree. “ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted.

aaaawwww it didn't work D:

[Tareltonlives]

EPIC! You guys are the greatest!

I never thought I'd be cheering for Snape and Voldemort. Or Satan for that matter.

[forensic2010mnr]

Oh my God!!! I did it!! I finished it!!! Thank you guys so much. You have helped me accomplish my goal of finishing this torture. This cruel punishment to English.

[triplequeen]

It's over! Wrap party time!

[nyx26]

And then Buffy "steaked" Enoby..... The End

[Sliv20]

"IT'S FINALLY OVER!"

Agreed. Abra Kadabra is clearly the best way to end a Harry Potter story. (And I use that term verrrry loosely.)

[TheHeartlessHeretic]

Creepy cult reading MAKES this chapter :p

[MRPandoraHartDR]

WELL DUN to da 3 ov U. Epik VIN!!!!1 Now, seriously, you three deserve much credit. I could barely read past chapter 3 first off because my mind flipped..and my brain hurt. BUT I persevered and finished it. Then thought I'd check out the videos, I've been biting a towel these last few chapters to stop myself laughing so loudly I disturb the rest of the house! Fangz for giving me much joy!

[Merco1231]

Shit, you guys are awesome. xD

Also, I can't believe that I just spent so much time listening/reading My Immortal.

Oh well. It was worth the lulz.

AND, I'll worship anyone who makes an icon saying 'There must be other factors'. xD

[egdeltur666]

What a wonderful rude that was.

heheh.........................­... rude.

I'm glad I read through it for the first time with you guys, it definitely made the whole experience a little more bad ass.

Fangz LRMReading....................­...

FLRMReading. That wuz totokally goffix 2 da maxx iSaid sexilly, thwn slelectively pontificaeted my womb at Vlolxemart. "......there must be other factors.

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!"

[PrincezzMeechie]

The Dork Lord...lol, whoa.

This is the worse, I accept that now.

[thegmanofEAP]

Voldummert has the greatest bluff ever! And a Latin stand off? YES!!!

FAB CLIMAX!!!

[DrBreakfastMachine]

Wow, Muggle!

[AssasinsofKumo]

OK, random German at the beginning.

[nofishhere4]

this story is boners

[SPgirl96]

The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!!!! Snape ejaculated menacingly.

;)))) It's been wonderful, guys! :)

[DuchessAliana]

HAHAHA I cannot stop laughing! You guys are made of EPIC WIN. I <3 you. xD Thanks for suffering through reading this fic to give us all a great laugh xD

[TheOffensivePie]

Hearing all of you read it at once is kinda creepy.

But awesome. :D

[DragonJTS]

Wow. I made it through all of them. It was like some form of quest, only instead of a hot princess and treasure at the end, I just lost the will to do anything but sit in my chair and wait to starve to death.

[darhunholy]

thats great "its finally over, imma go kill myself"

[Zalahta]

Thank you so much. I never could have finished it without this, and thanks to you, I actually enjoyed it. You made laughing at her about ten times funnier.

[YusukeYuichie]

God, you guys are great. I thank you for helping me finish this horrid fic.

Nice cult voices.

[EmJay457]

You guys actually made this piece of literature even more hilarious. I didn't think it was possible.

Brilliant.

[MetalTentacles]

Wait, if Satan was really the normal future/present Volxemort the whole time, doesn't that mean that Ebony, Harry, and Draco had just finished screwing regular Voldemint instead of hot young Tom Ander-- I don't even know, the chapter before? In front of Lumpkin? And Tara didn't think to mention this?

This is the only inconsistency in the whole story that's bothered me. I mean, you'd think she'd jump on the opportunity to have another pedo ropeist.

Fantastic reading, anyway. Absolutely.

[Jelicathestrange]

I HAVE DONE IT! I MADE THE FAIL FICTION PILGRIMAGE! XD without this video i would have never made it, or my brain would have melted and leaked out of my ears.

oh and btw, if you want more lulz check out DallyRotl's FaCe ThE StRaNgE if you haven't already, it may possibly be MORE hilarious than this, if that is physically or humanly feasible

[13JigsawAl]

Best. Ending. Ever.

[lolmuffins123]

...I dit it for teh Luls

[FlurryOfDestiny]

i'm kinda sad it's done... i wonder if she's written anything else! that chick is just so fun to laugh at!

nice job guys! i would never have read this whole thing without you guys to laugh at it with me! ...111 haha

[DiabolicalLefty]

you sounded like cult members. ^_^

[sketchy2]

the greater good! the greaaater good!

[deideisempai134]

YAY! IT'S OVER! and all this only proves one thing: Tara is an idiot

[gubgub434]

But there must be other factors!

[deideisempai134]

Hmm...Thats true...

[MoonPhase94]

You don't have any!1!!1

[egdeltur666]

YOU DONT HAVE ANY!

[craziem0r0n]

@deideisempai134 yes... yes she is. 

[LordScrambles]

@deideisempai134 She's either that, or the greatest and most dedicated troll of all time.

[Cranequill]

@deideisempai134 or the world's greatest troll.

[XweirdproductionsX]

I've noticed something - ever since that girl gaive Tara facts on the story she seemed to be putting it more in context with the books. Excpet, of course, that that fucking Mary Sue/Enoby has suddenly taken the place of Harry Potter.

It's the end - well I had such a great time laughing my head off with you guys!

[kakashimorph]

The Dork Lord will circumamcize above us until we laugh ourselves t death! D:

Also grats on finishing this. \o/

[HayleysHappy]

Abra Kedabra is such an epic end to a shite story

[myFork]

I sincerely hope that when the author of this fic dies, wherever she ends up going, a nameless entity will spend all of eternity whacking her over the head with an English textbook, whilst playing Hilary Duff ' music ' constantly.

Keep it up guys- the epic lulz of this fanfic are made even lulzier by your valiant Scotch efforts. :D

- myFork

[FlamedraPhantom]

you guys are my heroes. i totally love you and the only thing that got me through reading this piece of shit was your commentary. :D

~Elyn

[itachifan1243]

IT's like the fucking Sapranos, ending with a cut to black. but in this series we didn't want to know what happens after the gun shot.

[AgeOfMyths]

TEH EPICAL ENDING!!!!!!111

Now, time for TWILA!!!!!1111

[ToruKun1]

I love how all you guys read it in unison, it made the final chapter just that much moar epic. :D

Shark Attack 3? I prefer Shrak Atak. ;P

[Ubermudkip]

Phew... made it all the way through. Your guys' reading was the only way I could get this far. And I'm thankful. As a writer (and, admittedly, a fanfiction writer), this makes me a little more, um, confident, and shows me exactly what NOT to do.

Plus, I had a lot of laughs. Thanks for making this.

[ckat13]

We made it through with only a few badfic-induced migranes.

You guys really made it fun for me, would never have gotten through this "story" if not for your riffing. Really, The farthest I got on my own was like, chapter 3.

You are heroes.

[JLynneh]

For a story so badly written, that was quite an epic climax.

Loved the videos. :]

[Rhythm]

That was a wild and crazy ride, but I'm glad I took it.

[deth0fseth]

Red and black used to be my favorite colors, after all this, I'm really not sure anymore!

Great reading guys! =D

[TaoJenChan]

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

-x-

I think I just died a little inside.

*Was reading while you guys read aloud*

[xxxdeathqueenxxx]

This was so entertaining

[John3nigma]

I will show this to my sister who is a fan of Harry Potter. That being said you made the last week so entertaining for me. It feels like an early Christmas gift. at the expense of a delusional nut job known as Tara. Thank yo uvery much I will listening to more of your stuff in the future.

P.S. I think I got a Scottish accent from listening to you guys.

[CaptainMatey]

After listening to this, I started getting an accent on a few words. I didn't notice until people I know started commenting on it. xD

[CaterpillarMuffin]

OwO I need to read My Immortal 2.

Anyone know where to find it?

Also, amazing reading. I'm sad it's over. XD

Continute 2 b awsme plz lol geddit cuz i goffk :D

[KingHookJ]

You guys gotta do My Immortal 2.

[chiiofhearts]

God. I watched all of these and you guys gave me the laugh of my life. Sorry that the story was slowly killing you all! Also, your voices are so sexy. XD Sorry, I had to say it!

[ArsinoeofEgypt]

Added thoughts: If you've got broken ribs, you may want to wait till they heal before listening to LRM's dramatic readings. :) Or you can do what I did and listen anyways and see if your sides split.

[ArsinoeofEgypt]

Thanks guys, I couldn't have got through Tara's entire story without your dramatic readings, you're geniuses, this is the funniest thing I've read/heard. I can BARELY believe this girl is for real! I wrote better fanfics when I was FIVE. And despite what she claims, she is not "goffik", she is blatant EMO!

Either way, quite possibly the greatest work of comic literature of all time.

Good job!

[LoffleMe]

ON THE TOP OF LUNGS XD

Half Life.

[Rogueofmv]

To put it in the words of squirrelking:

To be continued........?

[Rogueofmv]

Update:

Yeah. There's a second one. She wrote a My Immortal 2 under another username.

But just today, her new account was hacked, and her password changed by the hacker. She won't be torturing us anymore (until she makes a new account, again. ._.)

[Rogueofmv]

Update 2:

She got her account back. xD

Also, My Immortal was deleted from her old account, and reupped to her second one, to go alongside My Immortal 2.

[LaTortueViolette]

Just... fucking marry me. Now, please. The three of you own my heart.

[AnnaMacabre]

I have no life.

I just spent the past few days reading along with your dramatic readings. But it was epic, and I don't regret it. Awesome job, guys.

[NeonDeadGirl]

What a good ending lmao

'ABRA KEDABRA..' i shooted :|

Well done you lot ^_^!!!

[noonespuppet]

I was only able to get through the whole thing by reading along with you. I'll air mail you all a couple 12 packs of Coke for a job well done. And get those coughs looked at. I'm sure that those pieces of lung were needed.

[something7775]

I got the worst bloody nose of my life while reading this FanFic.

Does that make me goffick?

[Numai4z]

It was actually really creepy the way you read this chapter together.

Did you all convert to Stanism or something?

[SariTsamon]

Oh my Satan. I wrote a review to Tara asking if she could update! I haven't laughed like this when listening to you guys for years, srsously.Fangz (geddit coz I'm goffik)to Paul, Steven and Ben for putting up with this Satan-awful story! I will never look the same way at another HP book again. xx

[IBBip]

it's almost like a cult chant...fitting

well, i've really enjoyed following this horror all the way through. thanks for making my life a little bit better

[SmartyPants14]

Yeah, I pretty much love you guys for this XD

EPIC LULZ.

[NayokoKihara]

Agreed, 100%.

You guys definately deserve some Coke after this.

[wolfjackle]

And now it's over. That was great. I'm assuming you guys went off to celebrate? That has to be torture. But it was soooo funny! Thank you so much!

[Hiroko819]

"He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily."

OMS, that's so spectacularly full of fail that it wins! xD Kinda like the entire story. It's odd, but I'm going to miss it. Sort of.

[MistyMikoK]

she plans to write another 2 or three chapters T_T

[Hiroko819]

Well, that's what she said, but it's been a year or two since she last updated, so the story has probably been abandoned.

[MistyMikoK]

probably, maybe its her writing twila

[Katherine10101]

Love the picture!

Genius guys! Loved it! God I was in tears of laughter!

I'm gonna miss this =[

[XxXFirexMasterXxX]

This is just AWESOME. You should make an iTunes Podcast of this. X,D I'm kind of sad that it's over, though... :(

[justgoaway11]

IN THE LAST CHAPTER THERE ARE FINALLY FRED AND GEORGE!!! o: I'm so sad now. I thought they had been spared. D:

[MistyMikoK]

All the Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs were spared at least.

[ifearme]

PODCAST ON ITUNES HELL YES

Fucking epic.

Thank you guys, so much! Keep reading, please!

[RatherRadioactive01]

WONDERFUL.

It sounded like some terrifying dark chant. Punctuated with laffs. XD

[TheEZ]

I can't believe it's over! Fangs so much for all the laughs.

[JemappelleZexion]

Best dramatic reading of My Immortal of all time. Made my summer humorous.

[sageribbons]

I'm going to miss it.

In a way.

The same way I miss getting shots or drinking vinegar.

You know, the nostalgia of it all.

[NillaVision]

I'm a little sad it's over =[

[powerhockeygirl]

Oh my God. I don't think I'll be able to look at fanfiction for awhile.

Are you guys planning to put this as an audio podcast on iTunes? That'd be awesome.

[Pheorach]

The unison is fucking GENIUS.