Bangkok's Best Indian Punjabi Stand-up Comedy

[pavreets]

Fucking bad....

[TheAmanjot84]

man these bhaapas are so funny...lmao i didnt listen to the bullshit he said, but merely looking at them is hilarious.hhahahhahaha

my father ta ehna aavdi hadd peeti suna ti :D

[darksydguy]

stupid show

[hiptydipty]

FUDU AAYE PHAGWADEYON TE MELA BHAR GAYA............. BANCHOO BHAAPE SAALE KATEHY HOYE DE NE ..................... PUNJABI DI PAN DI LUN DEN DAYE NE!

[rhadoolinho]

why did 38 people give thumbs up a comment from a dude who calls himself Pakistanihomosexual? that scares me

[yiersanshiwu]

WHAT COLOURRRRRR!! WHAT COLOURRRRR WHAT COLOURRRRR!

[samnshiny]

don't do it next time plzzzz. saleya Juttian bahut maroonga...

[hahahameinhoondon]

Fucking bhapa

[bornjatt]

fucked up bhapa....

[gloomysunday85]

WTF? is this the best he can muster?

[PRESTOSAURUSREX]

Haha I'm lmao at the people who are like "fuck this video!" and "this is the stupidest shit I've ever seen" because they only hate the vid cuz they don't understand the language he's speaking lol

[gcarrillo1313]

omg sooooo funny hahahah......jk fuck this video!!!

[t85gill]

ik bhapa 100 seyaapa

[myapplephone]

I thaught Sikhs are only for gurudwara. But what the fuck they doing on stage? Doing fucking comedy? I think as the way they hate other religion they supose to be hated.

[induarora69]

this shit's fuckin retarted , stupidest shit i've evr heard.

[shanboys01]

nkjkhjkhjkhj



[yihd]

You guys should stop being fucking hypocrites. Just because you don't understand his language doesn't mean he sucks.

[rajausm9]

Salya tenu punjabi vi chaj naal nai aaundi.

[chichiboypumpi]

must be bad karma i clicked on this guy's vid... big mistake

[SuperPendujatt]

no. 1 bhappa..bhappe da rabb rakha...DIS BHAPPA SUCKKSS..

[TheBollywoodManiac]

THIS GUY SUCKS BIG TIME!!!!

[maverickmitulmaddy]

bullshit would have been more funny..seriously

this guy sucks ass big time...

[wintj8]

fuddu sala.......sade gale baase jokes maari janda.......te pagg ide peo ne ban ni sigi? sale nu chaj naal punjabi bolni vi nahin aandi........

[brar009]

I only listen to him for two mnts and felt like I been torcherd for two hrs, WTF he was thinking , has to be my top 5 worst thing I watched on YouTube

[the1mightygod]

lol jokes

[virksingh55]

oo aa ki aa??????

[bhimkallu]

fuckkkkkkkkk

[sharosaurus]

@twadizonky

the fact that i have to explain says enough about ur intellect..

punjabi are fucking soldiers? soldiers arent made for fucking...!

ur mom probably taught u the wrong things.

u should go talk to some trees about ur dick head. take ur mom with u, she likes to watch u.

[jippster77]

give me a thumbs up if u dig the chest hair or a thumbs down if u wanna shave it off haha

[xminijordanx]

... in english?

[jukalord1]

not funny.. cant even understand him..

[sharosaurus]

HE's the best there ?????

all second hand jokes, the guy isnt even talking straight, he's so nervous and looks ridiculous like that on stage !

someone better put on some music and let him party punjabi style, CUZ THATS THE ONLY THING THEYR GOOD AT !

[twadizonky]

oyee WTF do u mean by v punjabis r gud at partyin onli v r fkin soilders u dikhead

[imapunjabi]

i agree with u on the jokes part, there are some from Munna Bhai Chale America but when u said the only thing punjabis are good at is dancing i had to say something (look below)

FUCK YOU

[rivaldo29031984]

Saare Joke Churaye hue hain.

All Jokes are Stolen

[LHughesy17]

wat

[afiqi9]

hey no offence dude get those punjabi off ! its a disgrace to you kind xD!!

If you go any longer i would pluck your hair off! ONE BY ONE! thrust me it would take me days ;)

[Dholistryke1]

You Fucking Cunt

Go Fuck off u shit face i hear ur virgins calling u

[afiqi9]

What your another ''LOST IN TOWN'' punjabi?

[Dholistryke1]

No ima fucking bring your bitch ass mums and drag their cunts cross the border

[afiqi9]

NICE ! Another freak! hey i dont know if you realise but your talking bull shit!

[desizinab]

wtf is this .. Haath mariya .. hahah Pure BHAPA lol.... HE is such an Asss ... his Punjabi SuCKS tooo .. BAlls to him lol ... PURE BHAPA .... salla

[navkhaira]

what a fuck is that.............? real bullshit

[Rixynator]

fuck this shit

[dhimankavish]

fudu banda ,,,,eho jahe bhape he punjabiya da naam kharab karde nee,,,sallle nee sare purane kise de chura k sunate,,,

[janice2227]

he look like russell peter's ex-husband.lmao

[kyle1000000]

is he speaking in english? cause i heard handle and nigger.

[Pakistanihomosexual]

FUCK..i bet most people only visited this vdo because it comes up on one of the russel peter videos' "related" tabs..fuck this shit.

[bikramgill07]

wacky bhapa

[chichiboypumpi]

@Pakistanihomosexual I agree and yes i clicked bec its along russel peter vids, if this charged my card Id be really fucking pissed

[motaloca]

@Pakistanihomosexual Close, but no cigar. I was looking for a Pakistani homosexual.

[sunnydabullet]

sala fudu aadmi

[soccertorres9]

lol hahahhahahahahahaha soooo funny 1 prob i dont know  indian

[SunnyNawanshahria]

aah ke layea a bhenchod sala ... dubb ke mar ja salea apne te joke aap banunde tusi...

[bhogpur007]

bhenchoo bhapaaaaaaa ............... no 1 bhapa bhapeee da rub rakhaaa

[amriz02]

ZZZzzzzz......ZZZzzzz.....ZZZZ­zzzzz.......WTF...he had to pull a piece of paper to remember the joke line???

[trueblue004]

fuckin pussy..........wanna be !!!

[jattzupx]

ek bhapa te 100 syapa

[vicky85sati]

get f(******

disgrace dunt watch it

[fraggy28]

omg this guy stinks!

[sahijgill]

pehlaaa keh Ghuggi................ fer gal kare paapiyaa

[roninzphyr]

A disgrace to the comedian world!!! get the hell outa here!

[ether2152]

old stolen jokes. my 4 year old tells me these jokes

[Abdulrahman622]

maybe ur brother got in from this

[aspalaha7]

what on earth is he doing? cannot speak proper punjabi, cannot remember the jokes, and worst of all, jokes aren't original..they're just hindi n urdu jokes dubbed in punjabi..i've heard 'em so many times on TV

[smackdaddy542]

lolllll he pulled out his notes!!

[haritgulati]

He can't even speak proper Punjabi!!! Not even close to funny :-( Who's this ?

[nattkhan]

this is the 'best'?

im not punjabi/indian but i can understand this and

omg i luv russell peters even more now wth is this crap??

[lazywhiteguy]

yep

[chicken2bacon2]

this is one of them videos id probably enjoy more if i understood it

[onefinalhit]

u think so?

[skillzpro]

wow my name is Amit...he makes me look bad.

[visstik]

If he is the best... I do not want to see the worst... :(

[MohitMann1]

"Why would I pay for someone who looks just  like me? I can just look at the mirror for four hours for free."-Russell Peters

[keylime91]

hahahaha....good 1....i love russel peters!!!...i don't no wat the hell is this....its not even close 2 funny

[MohitMann1]

lol i no! i understand this shit but its not funny at all.

[noxiousnirvana]

horrible

[mysterydude9]

It at least needs subtitles or something. it would help..not trying to be racist.

[Ironzealot7531]

how is what you said even the slightest bit racist

you seriously need to get over your white guilt dude

[mysterydude9]

where i live...there are a lot of racist people....and I don't want to be anything like them..so I try not to sound anything like a racist.

[AnonymousMusician]

a good comedian never uses a piece of paper, it comes out fluently..

[DjJonTran]

I have to ask, but do you understand the language he's speaking because how do you know he's actually reading jokes off the paper or using it as a joke?

[AnonymousMusician]

well the language he's speakin (punjabi) which is m mother tongue, so i understand the language pretty well lol. and yes he stops inbetween jokes to read the paper, and he has to double check his story. Infact at 4:38 he says "one minute my papers lost" and then pulls it out. so yeah he's reading lol.

[DjJonTran]

ok cool! thanks.

[MohitMann1]

my mother tongue is punjabi too pce.

[jokhalili]

The only indian guy that i like is Russell peters

[spoon1457]

da only thing i understood was something abt a english teacher

[M4st3rm1nd]

lack of rehearsals is showing. but still he did good.

[haritgulati]

good? He made Me feel like shit being a Punjabi :-)

[uniquemusik0]

I understood '' come here '' and I'm not even sure about that LMAO

[616sBaCK]

hezz actually pretty dry

[Nettaiya87]

Thats interesting, the crowd seems to like him. =)

[shanzil5]

this is Bangkok's Shit Indian Punjabi Stand-up Comedy

[maneetsodhi]

Shut up you bastard.

[Ammovir]

SINGH IS KING

[honeydewghost]

thats alot of hate you have carrying there... hope theres a the right guy out there to end your misery...

[KarthikSoun]

well he doesnt hate anyone he just has a low self esteem issue and insults others so he can show he is better..but he ends up looking like a low life..!

[topazanne]

LMAO! hahaha

[outlawkelb]

bullshit

[sunjeet81]

ehe fuddu bhappa....this dude does not know english...cant converse in punjabi...speaks poor hindi....fucking loser....

[ejaazumar]

i believe he`s mixin english wit punjabi! i dont understan any!

[boy610119]

* color aper!!!...hahahah

[WhiteElvenDragon]

Haha, it took me 5 minutes to understand that he was speaking English.

[onionship]

lols, okay, ive watched 5 minutes of it and still dont understand what his saying and it doesnt sound English to me, more like Jebrish.. haha

[ThauibTariq]

He's speaking another language thats why you think he sucks... either that or his accent is very, very, very strong!

[iliketokeepitsimple]

He's speaking punjabi.. and he sucks even if you understand punjabi.

[Jeffie414]

what is this?.......

[shazebi6]

i don't know how they can laugh he really sucks

[glocki9]

This guy sucks.. man.

[k00lgirl4ever]

Ok this guy makes no seanse man.. Wow its like dude get a new line

[noddy786]

uuuuiiiiii...guggi...asa da khana tusa de kr...hui hosi

[jave6573]

Dis guy s a bigtime copycat !

[obibobiobi]

i also would like to know the answer to this question...????

[TriniBwoiZ]

How did a Russell Peters search make me end up here?

[d3trooper]

i also would like to know the answer to this question...????

[assonfire8]

i wanna know too -_-

[lolzzzlolzzz]

He probably put russell peters as a tag. so therefore when you are to search russell peters, this video will apear as a related video.

[djblaze5891]

THIS BHAPA IS THE WORST FUCKEN COMEDIAN I'VE EVER SEEN... AND THE AUDIENCE WHOSE LAUGHING ARE JUS HIS RELATIVES... and they jus being nice

[econg2000]

ppeta peto pate peto peta .. colo colo

wtf??

[dick23head]

if this is the best...my ass crack looks like angelina jolies face

[rafizzle6]

i recognize this guy but i dont know wat he's saying lol

[illestpunjabiny]

this guys totally fake.. he's copying alot of the shit he's sayin..

[Tupac8Biggie]

some of Ur jokes are kinda funny but you don't know how to tell them

[vipjatt87]

best ????, bring smthin fresh nex time n your own, comedy is nt copyin n readin of the paper ,, watch russel peters for clearfication

[sandhunangalwala]

sala bandar jiha bhapia riha bhape da bhpa hi

salio shakal nee changi tan gal hi changi karlo

[sukhpreetASvirk]

this was crap..dont insult by sayin...best punjabi comedyy

[ltzul2vi7l]

please dont bomb my house

[awaqar2]

HES TRYIN IT!!!

[canadaguy666]

pretty mediocre. but whatever, you can't exactly use sex and adult social jokes with conservative elders and young children.

[attu89]

dickweed!

[krrish420]

Why did this even have to come on youtube? The jokes told by this guy are the jokes told in elementary indian schools. Although i applaude him that he had the courage to stand up on that stage and tell those humour-killing jokes but we should leave comedy to professionals.

[ShInIgAmI354]

bhenchod BHAPA....louda.....saala purane joke.... bhencho jaaaali.....

[akuma4u]

what the hell does this have to do with bangkok thailand?

[ILockItDown]

he is only funny to indian people, even if other people understood or like arent straight outta idnia they wont find this guy funny lol

[nextgeneration977]

is that osama's cuzin? lol

[hitenb]

nah, its your unknown son...you fucking retard!!!

[lakdike]

No, he's your dad

[easer2k7]

Nope hes your mums man on the side

[abbykassh]

o judi ... :) XD

[solomon1300]

this guy isn't very good.. no offense...

[nextgeneration977]

ahaha teeerrrrorrist!!!

[littleboypratk]

hes indian not arabian dumb crap

[sabharwal2]

arabs arent terrorist either!

[savagegreeneyez]

ugh wat..ur sayin anyone with a beard is a terrorist?

PLZZ learn to HAVE PEACE!

[sabharwal2]

ill kick ur ass u stupid ass crack bitch mother fucker get a fuckin life!!!!

not all brown ppl are fuckin terrorists!!

a third of this world is brown, if thier all terrorists, every1 would be dead by now!!

[deepbailly]

sikh ho ke sikha te joke karda..

[shahrid1987]

he's speaking urdu in a strong punjabi accent, but lets not turn to race and religion and enjoy comedy

[BubbleButt88]

well you have to acknowledge the fact that it may be hard for some people to enjoy comedy when they don't understand the language!

but then again that doesn't mean they should hate on it!

[stephentsang2000]

what's that shit on his head?

[BubbleButt88]

holy.. it's a turban

where do you live???

[stephentsang2000]

Is this turban thing Muslim or Hindu?

[BubbleButt88]

neither. this guy is sikh

some muslim extremists or arabs also wear turbans, but it's a different kind of turban, like the kind that osama bin laden wears, it's different from the one that this guy has on...

[stephentsang2000]

I am living in Hong Kong and most brown people are either Indians or Pakistanees. Seldom see these turban thing on the street.

[BubbleButt88]

ah i see

well muslims come from all over the world: pakistan, india, middle eastern countries, sometimes even oriental countries, africa.. etc

hindus and sikhs are mostly indians, sri lankans, and west indians

[wester2x]

oh yeh ... which part of HK?

[akuma4u]

lol turban ting lol

[wester2x]

Gosh where have u been dude!?

[conto77]

wtf

[bamafan012]

he is speaking urdu

[godxxxofxxxutube]

no punjabi :(

[addictionboy]

i dont understand it at all! *sob*

[aannggaaddd]

wat the fuk is this guy doin..he is so anno=yingggggg...he is nt funny at all..

[kobenbagreat]

yea he is useing bhagwant mann jokes

[Crazyy4Yoo]

wtf?

[6ish0]

wtf is this guy sayin??

he sucks balls man...

[olesikh]

hahaahaha in it!! :P

[BayAreaBiker]

Ek BHAPA  100 Siyaapa

EETHAYE AAA EEETHAYE AAA

[PunjabiDancer]

damn i am from bangkok and trust me i am fucking ashamed of this performance...

[queenbow]

he is using Bhajwant Mann's joke..but punk ass bittch can't even tell them properly....!!!!

[jagfromleeds]

the one in t back suit is hot..lol

[Tendulkar718]

if he's the best, then I wonder how the others are..... most of his jokes are stolen, and he's so unprofessional, he's reading it from a paper on the stage....lol

[jigzp89]

paki

[advsandeep]

u suck

[janta3345]

you suck balls man jk man jk

[reemaldmani]

wth is he sayin ?