damn dude cannons blow up war heroes have some respect for them cus if it had'nt been for them fightin through the texas revolution to gain our freedom and independence texas would'nt be what it is today if it had'nt been for them.
Too funny! My son is 3 and has CP. It is amazing how inspiring you are! You must have an amazing support system... carrying you all the way up!! I would say so. Ha-Ha.
Thank you for posting and being an inspiration to others
@Dimak666 Fourth, I suggest you don't respond to these comments with some banal attempt to defend your position. It’s really pointless, as anyone can tell that your argument is flawed and meaningless. And, given how well you’ve done making your case so far, another comment from you would probably just hurt your cause and, obviously, prove my point.
@Dimak666 Third, since your argument was so poorly constructed and obviously not thought out, I can only conclude that you are either stupid, or really unconcerned with the validity of your statement. Perhaps, you were simply trying to sensationally attract the attention of other viewers, as a way of being noticed. If that's the case, you really shouldn't accuse Zach of "faking," since you are the one being insincere. Then again, you may just be stupid
@Dimak666 First, you have tacitly accused him with your implication that he“faked” it. Second, your premise is flawed. Zach never claimed to be a comedian, or funny, and has instead attempted to be the host of a show. So, his relative funniness is really irrelevant to his popularity, which is the basis of your whole argument. In other words, since it is obvious that the popularity of a host is based on more factors than how funny he is, your argument becomes meaningless.
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I'm sorry to say this, but this guy isn't funny.
Yes, he is inspirational to some, but as a comedian, he's not that good. His jokes
are cheesy, childish, predictable and generally unfunny; no wonder he lost on that Oprah contest.
If this guy weren't crippled, you wouldn't be laughing at his jokes or even seeing his video, for all you know, he could be faking it just to get the extra attention.
ZACH ANON TRIED OPRAH IS JUST A STUPID CUNT CAUSE WE GOT HER TO SAY "we are legion, we are anonymous, we have over 9000 penis's and they are all raping children" on TV with a serious face.
Zach, you are so hard to get ahold of ... I still can't. I have a paradigm that you might be interested in. It's a good paradigm... Please contact me.... I've been in media for a long time.... You are very "saleable". Just to get your heart ticking, remember the little kid with the dentist visit that got his dad 125K just for that one video? Yep... Contact me.
Incedentally, I live in austin as well (183 and mcneil). that right there made me realize that I can talk to you directly and get you on board. Dude... contact me man, I want to tell you about the "snowball that rolled down the hill". It's an awesome story that you will love.
guys go watch the wingmen, the YT series Zach Anner is in. It's been around since 2k8 and i'd really love to see it get the views it deserves! give it a chance the writing is awesome!
Btw. This genuinely hilarious. I don't watch Oprah, but I'll will watch yours when/if it airs. Bowchickabowow! You should totally get in touch with Roosterteeth.
Funny, the same opening song was used by Roosterteeth in the Pongo RT Short. Ironicly, Zach was accidentally taped in the background of a very short scene in the trap door episode. I love your show Zach, and so does Rooster teeth!
I LOVE HOW ZACH SHOWS YOU STUFF AND IS A CHARACTER THROUGH ALL OF IT! That scene where the doors wouldn't open after he'd been searching for the handicap access, was classic! "HUH?" ROFL!
DUDE U ARE SUPER AWSOME U MAKE HISTORY HELLA FUN DUDE!!!!! IMA SHOW MY OTHER FRIENDS SO U CAN GET LOST OF VIEWS BRO!!! KEEP ON WITH THE VIDEOS BRO. AND IMA VOTE BROSKIE!!!
You are a comic genius. Oprah has no choice but to select you.
Who does your filming? Do you do all of your own editing? Your production is top professional quality. You have amazing ad lib skills. Even without Oprah, you are destined for great success!
Zach you are truly amazing and your videos are truly great. Just saw you on AOTS and all of your videos are great and made me laugh. You definitely deserve your own show and I hope you get it. Keep making the great videos Zach
ohmygod you sounded JUST LIKE FALCORE when he was gliding over fantasia looking for atreyu after the nothing violently destroyed almost everything but the ivory tower. sigh. your amazing. and im a dork. any questions
Zach's fame has very little to do with his condition and far more to do with his comedic genius.
If you're having trouble understanding Zach's superhuman wit then perhaps you should watch his videos 5 seconds at a time, stop, pause, and take moment to interpret what he just said/did. For example, telling a handicap sign stick figure "love your body"... think about how deep that plays. Seriously, I could write a two-page essay about that one fucking quip and he nailed it. VIVA LA ZACH.
I want this video on my E895 unit.
youngchampagne 1 day ago
"Rupert Smith?!"
"Echo!...Hello!...Atreyu!!"
LMAO I loved this !! ^_^
"Bow chicka wowow wow bow that's my sexy porn music in the house of government" LOL
marielovemadness 1 month ago 2
this guy should be on jon stewart
luketait 2 months ago
ROFL! I absolutely love this guy
FoamyTheSquirrel2 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ZachAnner
This is really funny I want to watch it on TV now.
xfirealchemistx 2 months ago
echo.... ATREYU!!!!
SDMEX04 2 months ago
ATREYU!!! that took a few second before I realized what happened and started laughing uncontrollably XD
outbackshaqYT 2 months ago
Is that Rooster Teeth Chris carrying him?
beanwalrus 2 months ago
@beanwalrus Yes, it sure is. Chris and Zach are friends and they live in the same town^^
SPRSCRTDINOCLUB 2 months ago
@beanwalrus and he also helps him out filming these videos
SPRSCRTDINOCLUB 2 months ago
@beanwalrus Yup, he's in Part II of this series clearly
Blackandwhite315 2 months ago
@Blackandwhite315 And they visit RT studios in Anner's video "How to be a professional television"
Blackandwhite315 2 months ago
@Blackandwhite315 Awesome!! Rooster Teeth has a tendency to show up where I least expect them. Thanks bro
beanwalrus 2 months ago
Who's the hottie?
No, ma'am, not you. The dude in the yellow shirt.
Bob1sGr8 2 months ago
Hilarious! Love this guy.
myronebagalay 2 months ago
"It's broken" absolutely killed me, I was laughing so hard. I swear, I have such a crush on Zack. Marry me Zach ;)
goddessvenom 3 months ago 4
damn dude cannons blow up war heroes have some respect for them cus if it had'nt been for them fightin through the texas revolution to gain our freedom and independence texas would'nt be what it is today if it had'nt been for them.
grungerkr020 4 months ago
damn cannons, killing my war heros.
stoptriggerspamming 4 months ago
At 1:50, does anyone know where the piano music is from?
leandmacadaan 6 months ago
i almost peed laughing so hard
xXKillerMiller16Xx 6 months ago
Eww, Austin.
Go A&M. GIG 'EM, AGS!
Supermassively 6 months ago
Best sexy porn music ever
smish34 6 months ago
Bow Chicka Bow Wow
ClaytonBeitz 7 months ago
I see Chris from Rooster Teeth! I love Zach.
DeadpoolDeadcool 7 months ago
i wonder if anyone's ever been mean to him. i mean how could you be? he's awesome!!
theblackmanOyeah 7 months ago
Hey! i get to see where rooster teeth is located!
mwsundevil42 8 months ago
this is the funniest one yet, making out with the access sign, pure genius
athecheat 9 months ago
wow he is really witty. he should start doing stand up
ashburn247 9 months ago 27
@ashburn247 LOL well done sir
originalxkenz 2 months ago
*Wishes she was one of Zach's nerdy friends before he became famous*
mint83 9 months ago
@REQUIERED ATREYU!!!!!!!!!
mint83 9 months ago 3
You're beautiful. : ]
SamanthaGirllll 9 months ago in playlist Zach Anner Travel Show
god dammit zach you are an utterly delightful person. it is frustrating how likable you are!
shinobicorg 10 months ago 2
this is awsome
fatmanlolababy 10 months ago
everything awesome comes from texas... zach anner, rooster teeth, nuff' said
P3LICANT1 10 months ago
HAHAHHAHahhahaha Cannon
bisket2003 11 months ago
hahahahaha this guy is fuckin hilarious
djkross123 11 months ago
"ATREYUUUUUUUUUUU"
I fucking died
BlueStrikeP 11 months ago
rupert schmidt?
ghostalin 11 months ago
Too funny! My son is 3 and has CP. It is amazing how inspiring you are! You must have an amazing support system... carrying you all the way up!! I would say so. Ha-Ha.
Thank you for posting and being an inspiration to others
cpmommy1 1 year ago
You're amazing.
TowelietheToweI 1 year ago
"we'll be going inside the texas capital as soon as we find the wheel chair ramp" lmao i love this guy, keep rollin' man
TheLazzarus101 1 year ago
fucking lol man. your epic.
anthrax500 1 year ago
You just gotta love a guy that can make an "Atreyu" reference.. keep on rollin', Zach!
chucky3000 1 year ago
LOL fuck i love this guy ahhaha
ownagesalad69 1 year ago
bow chicka bow wow wow
gameygamey90 1 year ago
Hmm, what defect does this person have?
whatthepho 1 year ago
@whatthepho it's called irreversible awesomeness
joseluisjazz 1 year ago
@whatthepho cerebral palsy
MFekz 1 year ago
@whatthepho it's not a defect, it's actually the sexiest of the paulsies.
cnsmith85 1 year ago 2
ATREYU!!!!!
diesel828 1 year ago
I wish I could be like you..
I care about what people think to the point its debilitating.. Much respect to you and thanks for doing this, you are an inspiration.
Fuseddd232 1 year ago
I want be ur friend u r great man keep it up...
MrQtr4ever 1 year ago
Sexy porn music in the house of goverment :D :D :D :D :D
ZeliZeleny 1 year ago
I would watch this show on OWN. And it would be the only show I would watch on OWN. I hope someone gives you a show dude :)
Vaywen 1 year ago
Haha, I ACTUALLY laughed out loud at "Well that's convenient that your first name is Trooper, because you became a trooper."
CoolJohnDog 1 year ago 30
bawchicawowow
SoCoLittleBird 1 year ago
Lmfao you made me laugh!
Lynk4Lyfe 1 year ago
Atreyuuuuuu! Man you are a genius and a living legend, lots of respect for what you are doing keep it going!
willyboymega 1 year ago 3
ATREYUUUU!
TheMidnightAcoustic 1 year ago 3
haha what a great guy
Neqkschot 1 year ago
wars don't have hero's only stupid people who want to die because a country is messing up everything.... Wars only have losers
RijenRijen 1 year ago
@Dimak666 And finally, Zach is funny.
reedb10 1 year ago
@Dimak666 Fourth, I suggest you don't respond to these comments with some banal attempt to defend your position. It’s really pointless, as anyone can tell that your argument is flawed and meaningless. And, given how well you’ve done making your case so far, another comment from you would probably just hurt your cause and, obviously, prove my point.
reedb10 1 year ago
@Dimak666 Third, since your argument was so poorly constructed and obviously not thought out, I can only conclude that you are either stupid, or really unconcerned with the validity of your statement. Perhaps, you were simply trying to sensationally attract the attention of other viewers, as a way of being noticed. If that's the case, you really shouldn't accuse Zach of "faking," since you are the one being insincere. Then again, you may just be stupid
reedb10 1 year ago
@Dimak666 First, you have tacitly accused him with your implication that he“faked” it. Second, your premise is flawed. Zach never claimed to be a comedian, or funny, and has instead attempted to be the host of a show. So, his relative funniness is really irrelevant to his popularity, which is the basis of your whole argument. In other words, since it is obvious that the popularity of a host is based on more factors than how funny he is, your argument becomes meaningless.
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reedb10 1 year ago
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I'm sorry to say this, but this guy isn't funny.
Yes, he is inspirational to some, but as a comedian, he's not that good. His jokes
are cheesy, childish, predictable and generally unfunny; no wonder he lost on that Oprah contest.
If this guy weren't crippled, you wouldn't be laughing at his jokes or even seeing his video, for all you know, he could be faking it just to get the extra attention.
Dimak666 1 year ago
@Dimak666 you're....how... But... just, just fuck off man.
ADoomedMarine 1 year ago
@ADoomedMarine Ah yes, the famous /v/ rage. I like how I got 6 comments in a row, you guys must have some special connection with this guy.
If you really want to treat him as equal, just admit he's not funny and move on. You don't have to defend him just because he's crippled.
Dimak666 1 year ago
@Dimak666 What the hell is /v/rage? You're just a jackass to think this guy is fake.
ADoomedMarine 1 year ago
@ADoomedMarine Even if he isn't fake, he's still not funny.
Dimak666 1 year ago
@Dimak666 That is strictly due to preference. You aren't a jackass for not finding him funny, you're a jackass for accusing him of faking it.
ADoomedMarine 1 year ago
@ADoomedMarine I'm not accusing anyone, I'm just stating that the only reason he's getting all this attention is because he's crippled.
Dimak666 1 year ago
@Dimak666 Oh, gee! Opinions!
And faking his disability? Looks like you're autistic or something.
My god man, I can't even word up how retarded you're bring right now, I'll leave you to think about it.
HyperMysterious 1 year ago
@Dimak666 nope.avi
WilliD45 1 year ago
@Dimak666 Just like you're faking autism for attention, right?
CosmicScythe 1 year ago
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@Dimak666 blow it out your ass
Roddy97 1 year ago
@Dimak666 0/10
TheOrangeRoad 1 year ago
This guy is fucking great
tmizzart 1 year ago
i love this guy!
fadsneverdie 1 year ago
His face at 2:19 gets me everytime
bartelbee67 1 year ago
LoL you are so witty
Tennie1123 1 year ago
only austin could make a guy like this. i love it
1993CG 1 year ago
MORE!!!!!!!!
Bulkinas 1 year ago
o god i love you
Sniffchicken 1 year ago
This guy is fucking Awesome
wiswamj13 1 year ago
This is the first travel show I have ever watched intently. I laughed so hard the whole way through. "Oh, I'll just go around." "Atreyu!"
CyRxJustin 1 year ago
(random quote from the video we just watched)
Goin2MarsBro 1 year ago 31
@Goin2MarsBro that was my favourite bit too!
adamaustinandrew 1 year ago
@Goin2MarsBro "sooo hot... so hot right now"
athecheat 9 months ago
I love austin. Maybe i've seen this guy downtown before or something but i don't know. Probably not.
heth6 1 year ago
i think someone should make a compilation of your phrases
Rydn 1 year ago
ZACH ANON TRIED OPRAH IS JUST A STUPID CUNT CAUSE WE GOT HER TO SAY "we are legion, we are anonymous, we have over 9000 penis's and they are all raping children" on TV with a serious face.
Tomsavini666 1 year ago
ATREYU!
timcopress 1 year ago 2
"Cannon we blow up Texas war heroes."
...I would buy it...
amutantturtle 1 year ago
This is awesome! You're so funny XD
Trivium1994BANNED 1 year ago
He is awesome and funny! :D
MIDNAq1LINK 1 year ago
Zach, you are so hard to get ahold of ... I still can't. I have a paradigm that you might be interested in. It's a good paradigm... Please contact me.... I've been in media for a long time.... You are very "saleable". Just to get your heart ticking, remember the little kid with the dentist visit that got his dad 125K just for that one video? Yep... Contact me.
warforlips 1 year ago
Incedentally, I live in austin as well (183 and mcneil). that right there made me realize that I can talk to you directly and get you on board. Dude... contact me man, I want to tell you about the "snowball that rolled down the hill". It's an awesome story that you will love.
warforlips 1 year ago
guys go watch the wingmen, the YT series Zach Anner is in. It's been around since 2k8 and i'd really love to see it get the views it deserves! give it a chance the writing is awesome!
specter604 1 year ago
Hahahaha definitely hilarious! I want you to be on Oprah!
BaylorUbears 1 year ago
This is the first internet video in a long time that actually made me laugh out loud. Like 50 times.
BobBoican 1 year ago 2
ATREYUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Mattimeoo 1 year ago
@Mattimeoo Okay, LOL! I thought I was the only nerd that got that. ;-)
wunderfool1973 1 year ago
Artreyu! LOL
alienhell663 1 year ago
Coolest guy Eva !!
Thatchandlerguy 1 year ago
Zach you win at life!
lovecutie108 1 year ago
OMG! He is sooo funny! I love him! haha
crazygirl247996 1 year ago
Man, I would love him to become one of the Daily Show's Senior Correspondent. I can already see him interviewing congressmen.
HerrBismarck 1 year ago 2
i love this guy. Zach ftw! and i agree with the comments about RT. they talked about Zach on their Drunk Tank podcast and they like him
aaronandsam77 1 year ago
if you dont win there is no justice in this world. Fuck Dr. Phyllis, and Oprah. cheating bitches
SpringImpact 1 year ago
You sir, are amazing.
armondpb 1 year ago
atreyu! :D
spindext 1 year ago 2
Btw. This genuinely hilarious. I don't watch Oprah, but I'll will watch yours when/if it airs. Bowchickabowow! You should totally get in touch with Roosterteeth.
Niklas323 1 year ago
Funny, the same opening song was used by Roosterteeth in the Pongo RT Short. Ironicly, Zach was accidentally taped in the background of a very short scene in the trap door episode. I love your show Zach, and so does Rooster teeth!
Niklas323 1 year ago
"this portion of the show is brought to you by Canon: Canon we blow up Texas war heroes" LOL Zach is FTW! im glad RT showed me this
shadowkunai12 1 year ago 2
you should have done RT studios that is another one
shadowkunai12 1 year ago
Atreyu!!!
Soto928520 1 year ago
Thank you zach, the universe thanks you.
animal18000 1 year ago
ATRAYU!!!!!!
VocalCoverWhore 1 year ago 3
GOD! This is internet gold <3
Dryaxx 1 year ago
omg i love you. you are to funny :) <3
carrotypanda 1 year ago
Betcha that every person who clicked "dislike" is a member of Oprah's staff. heh
bradnugget 1 year ago 3
I'm in love you withhh youuu! xDDD
Rakala2014 1 year ago
Zach, you're a freakin' bowse. And I owe you my first child.
GeneralMazaki 1 year ago
Seriously, Zach, you're making your hometown proud :) Here's some love from Austin. We're all cheering for you!
MaliceBlackhart 1 year ago 2
Atreyu!! friggin great!
mahalannah 1 year ago
The Internet loves you.
EpicOMGWTF 1 year ago
I LOVE HOW ZACH SHOWS YOU STUFF AND IS A CHARACTER THROUGH ALL OF IT! That scene where the doors wouldn't open after he'd been searching for the handicap access, was classic! "HUH?" ROFL!
TessaRockofAges 1 year ago
I have to admit: That is good landscaping.
jcchurch 1 year ago
ATREYUUUU
shadowscion 1 year ago
27 people got blown up by a canon and hit the dislike button on accident.
paranoidude 1 year ago 2
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@paranoidude
I disliked your mom last night.
ghaleonx128 1 year ago
That is a fucking sweet shirt.
vagitoe 1 year ago
people please go to myown.oprah.com and vote for him!!!!
FluffyAnger571 1 year ago
That was a Schupert-Trooper?
IWannabeJew 1 year ago
Hava Nagila is the soundtrack at the beginning? : D
IWannabeJew 1 year ago
DUDE U ARE SUPER AWSOME U MAKE HISTORY HELLA FUN DUDE!!!!! IMA SHOW MY OTHER FRIENDS SO U CAN GET LOST OF VIEWS BRO!!! KEEP ON WITH THE VIDEOS BRO. AND IMA VOTE BROSKIE!!!
fingerbangproduction 1 year ago
You are a comic genius. Oprah has no choice but to select you.
Who does your filming? Do you do all of your own editing? Your production is top professional quality. You have amazing ad lib skills. Even without Oprah, you are destined for great success!
Good luck as you embark on your career.
fozmubi 1 year ago
Unquestionably Zach is my new hero
mginsel 1 year ago
THIS SHOW IS BORUGHT TO YOU BY CANNON... CANNON WE BLOW UP TEXAS WAR HEROS LMAO!!
AragonKillswitch 1 year ago
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AragonKillswitch 1 year ago
wow man any girl would be lucky to have you... no joke man seriously your a pretty kool guy who doesnt afraid of anything
dudeinasuit321 1 year ago
IS HE REALY HANDICAPPED????
THESOULbornold 1 year ago
@THESOULbornold Yes, he has cerebral paulsy. Which is the sexiest of the paulsies.
Bronsonp95 1 year ago 64
@Bronsonp95
It's spelt "palsy". But you're undoubtedly right.
gravywpg 1 year ago
@THESOULbornold Hmmm. I wish someone would have brought this up before we carried him up the mountain. What a scam!
larkthebeardcomedy 1 year ago
Zach you are truly amazing and your videos are truly great. Just saw you on AOTS and all of your videos are great and made me laugh. You definitely deserve your own show and I hope you get it. Keep making the great videos Zach
Deathtacurls 1 year ago
hahahahahaha just saw him on AOTS this guy is great!!!
libbyhull 1 year ago
@libbyhull same this is soo good
MrStrightedge 1 year ago
"Bew chica bew wew" made me laugh so much! I hope you win the vote!!
rissehx3 1 year ago
Lmao.. this vid is histeracle and i just saw ur interview on G4!! i hope you get ur show man!
xClockworkOJx 1 year ago
"Echo! Hello!" LOL....Awesome!
flyinawa 1 year ago
ATREYU!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
imyourconscience 1 year ago
i love to sexy porn music
hydro1234321 1 year ago
AAAATREYUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA I love this guy. I wish I had a buddy like him.
swesleyc7 1 year ago
Nothing says "Texas State Capitol" like the sweet sweet klezmer rendition of the Jewish classic "Hava Nagila"
supersolid 1 year ago 2
@supersolid Lmaoo I didn't even notice! That is quite an amazing song choice
brrrrantarctica 1 year ago
"It's convenient that your name is Trooper and then you became one"
Fucking loving it!
Linush91 1 year ago 55
ohmygod you sounded JUST LIKE FALCORE when he was gliding over fantasia looking for atreyu after the nothing violently destroyed almost everything but the ivory tower. sigh. your amazing. and im a dork. any questions
applelemonhead3345 1 year ago
Hilarious! You're the man Zach!
jobay18 1 year ago
"Sexy porn music in the house of government."
Fuckin' laugh.
knots9119 1 year ago 4
First time I've ever seen a Zach Anner vid
I will now go on to watch even more.
AbokaseeRed 1 year ago
Zach's fame has very little to do with his condition and far more to do with his comedic genius.
If you're having trouble understanding Zach's superhuman wit then perhaps you should watch his videos 5 seconds at a time, stop, pause, and take moment to interpret what he just said/did. For example, telling a handicap sign stick figure "love your body"... think about how deep that plays. Seriously, I could write a two-page essay about that one fucking quip and he nailed it. VIVA LA ZACH.
koggit 1 year ago 3
@koggit Except that he said "love ya buddy". But yes, his wit and timing is impeccable and certainly the reason I think he needs his own show.
LtStarkiller 1 year ago
"Beacon of fun!" LMAO. Zach you are a genius. Get that show already.
LtStarkiller 1 year ago
Sexy porn music!
crystalblade20 1 year ago 4
you are awesome! :D
SPxQR 1 year ago
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SPxQR 1 year ago
i'm going to go buy a Canon now!
smart89aleck 1 year ago
HILARIOUS!!! I like the sexy music in the house of government. I know of at least one more house of government that may have heard sexy music.
rachael8a 1 year ago
Awesome Zach!! HAHAHA! Your Hilarious man! keep it up!
ColladayG 1 year ago