Freeman's Mind 2: Episodes 1-2

[Joseph27997]

is anyone notice that alyx says "gordon fuck me" at 0:17???

[Lordmatt48]

Nice job putting old quotes to a new bid

Noob

[TazG2000]

@Lordmatt48 thanks pro

[Lordmatt48]

@TazG2000 No, but really, Nice job, I thought I was watching a new season for a minute

[StramenRamenNoodles]

@Lordmatt48 congratulations, you got the creator to reply to your comment.

[christmas2001ify]

what levels were those?

[Cober321]

How did you make her know what you are saying

[TazG2000]

@Cober321 She's a real person.

[SuperToxicBug]

his voice is recorded from the original freeman's mind!

[LegendAdi99]

@SuperToxicBug you got it

[hegyimutymuty]

oh cry me a river :D

[mudbug5000]

"sup fool"

"EYY"

[Karv3r]

4:23 - "Sucke-e-er" :D

[jellywillreturn]

Clever.

[plikminlol]

Lol gordon really knows how to be sensitive in the last 23 seconds

[Giga098]

Laughed my ass off

[DudesthatSay]

Alyx:a zombine get it

(gordon kills alyx)

Gordon: your on the list XDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

[thelamestshitever]

really well made, good work mate!

[CMDRTHEGORE]

2:21

[StarcoGAMES]

I have a boner

[AdrieShahla]

you allways have to be barely alive lol

[devonbradleymee]

is this on comp or xbox if its on xbox can u tell me what game it is thx

[Doomlovesearth]

lol nice video even the audio is copyed from freeman's mind is really funny

[Skullivander]

lol

[XSebi0815]

Not Bad Akshuly :)

[Crimsonking1010]

Seymourcox1@ well actually yea

[TazG2000]

@Crimsonking1010 Then go watch the ones by Romora. They have all the cringe-inducing unfunny adolescent voice acting you could ask for.

[seymourcox1]

@icefirekey Did you expect some 14 year old with shitty commentary do this?

[icefirekey]

FAKE. YOU USED AUDIO CLIPS FROM FREEMANS MIND.

[expertnoobFTW]

@icefirekey shut the fuck up. no one cares

[MetalGearRexPilot]

This is so well done it's not even funny. Oh wait, IT IS.

[mdogg094]

"YOU'RE GONNA SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL AND THATS IT?!" best part

[SplaserFilms]

Uriah: Freeman.

Freeman: You know it.

[zanyskull12]

THERE making more episodes still making

[slideguitar777]

How come whenever I look at the fucking comments of a great video, people are always arguing about religion and a lot of other things that have nothing to do with the video. Other comments are about people wanting thumbs ups and about stupid stuff spammed so it's on every single vid. WE GOT IT THE FIRST TIME!

-Copy and paste to ev---------SHUT UP! YOU BETTER NOT!

[Jogita6]

wow there is a lot of idiots making comments........

[funfamily07]

freeman: hey want to be my human sheild???

alyx: yea

freeman: awsome

XD lol

[21rasko]

2:16 looks a lot like Wolfenstien3D

[OddballMarko]

0:40 lol fucking funny

[kgkologlu]

If I laughed that hard to the edited version, I fear that the original Freeman's Mind's on HL2 will kill me!

[ahmedjimmy21]

whats the name of the Techno Music playing at 2:01?

[TazG2000]

@ahmedjimmy21 Power Plant

[ahmedjimmy21]

@TazG2000 thanks man, playing this at party:)

[archaeopteryx91]

6:48 that actually happended to me!! lol that vort popping uo just like that after all that vertigo from the previous fall... it scared the crap out ofme lol hahaha funny

[JabblesANDlynchyTV]

6:56 CHIIIIIIIIPS

[JabblesANDlynchyTV]

2:36 hahaha

[502nick1]

6:46 - 6:56 i did the SAME thing scared the jesus out of me

[lenxlover1]

lol XD

[Mrcrazy80]

"Do not use elevators"

Oh shit they weren't kidding.

[gcognac22]

1:57 am i hearing things later ntz ntz ntz ntz combine raving to death LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gcognac22]

@gokingsgo after am i hearing thngs i forgot to put a? mark

[setae365]

Heh zombine get it? *smack* no... Gordon: your on the list

[gothsk8rboy]

*smack* Your on the list

[bbob41357]

XD i only piss'd my self 50 times!

[Trynt33]

nice password at 2:55

[Neostar617]

6:47 Scared the shit out of me XD

[tabernumse]

wanna be my human shield??

yeah!

awesome :D

[xfactor139]

Started off kinda weak but finished strong good job

[kingsbrothers11]

166 people are on the list

[gaararox1108]

what was that at 0:08?

[zarth987]

@gaararox1108 Its a stalker. If you've played episode 2 you'd know what it was

[Lostxsoul8o8]

why did people dislike this? hes like a physics crunching badass! hes the complete package!

[magicsymblin]

@Lostxsoul8o8 people (like me) dislike this because they stole from "freemans mind"

[MrCorbana]

lol not original man talk from freeman mind michima

[PasterOfMuppets7410]

i like freemans mind

[1Nekit1]

lol

[OliverMD15]

wow what a bullshit

[SmopeLinging]

Best part:

Freeman - Hey, wanna be my Human shield?

Alyx - Yeah.

Freeman - Awsome.

[Thecrazymmallow]

i love this series

[XxMaxRampagexX]

Freeman: wanna be my meat shield?

Mason: YEAH!!!

[xdassinx]

Fan art of .... fan art...

Not too shabby, I'd bet Ross got a kick.

Now all we need is someone to parody this parody. And like Inception we'll be three layers deep.

[MrldDragon]

@TazG2000...... fan-based parody of his fan-based parody, like naruto abridged. I say, continue good sir, and to hell with morons who insult your character and sometimes actually think you a Ross Scot are the dame person

Yes, someone actually said that in a Freeman's Mind comment....

[MrldDragon]

@TazG2000

You tell 'em. I'm not saying I condone ripping other people's stuff for your own profit... But like you said, Ross liked what you and others have done. And frankly, it's not really stealing when you say in every way possible that this stuff isn't yours. You clearly stated this was a parody using ross's voice bits. And Ross uses the HL1 game as a base for his vids. So is he stealing from valve? No. He's just making a parody. And now you've made a fan-based parody of his fan-based parod

[heytheremarioman392]

This was a good video actually. it takes sounds from freeman's mind, and inputs those sayings into the events in the video. 5 stars for you my friend.

[dave01123]

@TazG2000 well stop stealing from freemans mind and get a life, actualy CREATE somthing of your own insted of stealing it for a change you sad excuse for a human being

[Jogita6]

@dave01123

Ok you can all go hell if your gonna act like that!

then this means that Ross Scott stole something from Valve! and Valve stole something from God! (Creativity...)

[dave01123]

@Jogita6 if you had any sense of logic you would no that there is no god, thank you

[Jogita6]

@dave01123 and if u did then you would know that there is a god who created everything!

How do u think planets came here?

If u still dont believe, u will between 5 seconds and 50 years

[dave01123]

@Jogita6 the planets were formed from the collisions of meteors and smaller planets and countless adjustments to the gravitational pull of lager planets and stars, you get all your so called "facts"from one book and the scientific community get there there facts from countless research and experiments to form solid facts, now tell me this,if god "created" man then why dident pre-historic cave men build churches or read the bible?beacuse my confused friend "god" and religion was created by man

[Jogita6]

@dave01123 and how did meteors, smaller planets, and gravity get here?

[dave01123]

@Jogita6 well its obvious that you will just reply to anything i say with "god created it" so YOU awnser this,if god was around when there was nothing therfore there can not be nothing and there is somthing AND you say that somthing cannot just exist then why did god just exist somthing must have created god, so you think you know all about god then tell me this, who created god? WE DID, THE HUMAN FUCKING RACE WHICH WAS THE RESULT OF THOUSENDS AND MILLIONS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION, NOW STFU

[dave01123]

fuck you , you have wrecked everything freemans mind stands for, you should curl up into a ball and die from your humiliation

[TazG2000]

@dave01123 "asshole stealing from freemans mind, its beacuse of people like you he stopped making his videos. thanks alot asswipe"

sup dave, you magnificent moron.

I posted this on his blog 2 years ago. He's seen this video as well as other spin-offs like barney/shepherd's mind, and he enjoys them. If anything, they encourage him. He hasn't stopped making videos. His latest was this month. He has said that he plans on doing a HL2 freeman's mind series himself when he finishes HL1.

[Haloister]

@TazG2000 Wait how did you get the captiions to say excatly what he was saying in the video instead of

What was actually said: Hello how are you doing

What the Captions thought he said: Hello eight cubasa fickle

[TazG2000]

@Haloister I did the captions manually out of boredom.

[Haloister]

@TazG2000 how?

[TazG2000]

@Haloister Upload a caption file under "captions and subtitles" on the edit video page. Caption files can be written by hand or using a program (I don't remember which one I used).

[Haloister]

@TazG2000 how did you upload the caption file (i actually need step by step instructions sorry)

[TazG2000]

@Haloister /watch?v=HdxnIfY3NQQ

[Haloister]

@TazG2000 wow you answer comments Fast

[AlexRmetroid]

@TazG2000

YES! I SUPPORT HIM WITH MY LIFE!

[CptCool2]

@TazG2000 More Ross doesn't mind because the mind idea didn't even come from him.

[Jogita6]

@TazG2000 all true!!! U TELL EM!

I like this vid btw, 1 thing thats different than the rest of the freeman's is that its longer :D

[lenxlover1]

@TazG2000 he didnt stop making his videos...

[retardeddummy]

@TazG2000 this isnt a spin off.

[TazG2000]

@retardeddummy A spinoff is a derivative work, which the United States Copyright Act defines as:

a work based upon one or more pre-existing works, such as a translation, musical arrangement, dramatization, fictionalization, motion picture version, sound recording, art reproduction, abridgment, condensation, or any other form in which a work may be recast, transformed, or adapted.

Yes, this is a spinoff.

[retardeddummy]

@TazG2000 Ah. but you must realize that there are standards for QUALITY.

this doesent qualify as very good im pretty sure a spin off or what ever your doing must be atleast up to par with what ever your "adapting".

as a matter off fact this bearly even counts as Fan work due to the fact that ther is almost no work done hear your over relying on what you've read

and not on your own eyes and ears you think your safe but your just a mockery to true artist out there.

[TazG2000]

@retardeddummy The definition of "spinoff" or "fan work" has nothing to do with quality.

When I start charging you to watch this, then you can talk about quality and standards.

[retardeddummy]

@TazG2000 ive been talking about quality and and standards alredy to put it in terms that youll understand

scince your apperently only educated by google this is not good it requires no work and its Just plain terrible.

[TazG2000]

@retardeddummy I quoted the US Copyright Act, not some random google result.

No, you weren't talking about quality at first. You said "this isn't a spinoff", which was a patently false statement. Only after I showed you your error did you shift your argument to some nonsense about "standards of quality", clumsily muddling your way through a more "scholarly" style of speech, riddled with spelling errors and awkward phrases, in a vain attempt to one-up me and appear intelligent (which backfired).

[alexis327100]

@TazG2000 hooray he is going to do a half life 2 freeman's mind and hey episode 38 of freeman's mind has been made and ross scott has sent to machinima but they are being lazy assholes and haven't posted it yet

[NOTjustHALOgamer]

@TazG2000 he hasnt stopped

[TheBoys9802]

you just put clips of episodes aand put them in

[mmX1995]

fuck you

[ElboTheHedgehog]

cl_drawhud 0.

Use it

[TazG2000]

@ElboTheHedgehog That's not the hud, it's the inside of Gordon's glasses.

[MrBusterOnline]

Amazingly made and funny :) You get a like. All those idiots who can't see a piece of video-editing-art can go to hell.

[supersupermario765]

all you haters can go to hell, this was well thought out and i gotta say its as good a job as any of you can do.

[Ikoter]

nice

[ThePancakeAbuser]

Fucking RWJ fags.

[powuhas]

Fake and Gay.

[Jogita6]

@powuhas ur watching it... how is it fake? and if YOUR watching it then your gay...

[powuhas]

@Jogita6 no... i was being sarcastic. i love this video

[Vlaxerman343]

I swear if I didn't review all of the Freeman's mind episode I could swear you actually got ross scott to do this

[tjock18]

nvm about that comment i didnt see the created date

[tjock18]

i just have to say; HOW COULD YOU FORGET "JESUS CHRIST I LAUNCHED A ROCKET!"

[Jogita6]

@tjock18 did u look at its release date? this came out before episode 30

[tjock18]

@Jogita6 i know. i didn't look until after though. i could've sworn i wrote a comment disregarding this one.

[DragoSonicMile]

"Hey! You want to be my human shield?"

Alyx: Yeah!

Axel from Kingdom Hearts 2: Way to fall right into his trap.

[StreakXD]

Awesome work, every line just fit perfectly. xD

[metrocop1000]

now you made me want a Freeman's Mind HL2 so bad.... well, its still funny as hell!

[FrozenHaxor2]

Very creative! Ignore the ignorants.

[pazza1010]

@FrozenHaxor2 Ignore the "ignorants"?.... thats not even a word...either your trying to say "ignore peoples ignorance" or "ignore ignorant people"....either way learn context b4 u try to sound intelligent using big words u've probably jus discovered.

[FrozenHaxor2]

@pazza1010 Right, it's "ignorant persons".

[TheConnon2003]

@Kirill985 he didn't used Gmod

[OsamaBinLooney]

omg that was brilliant! must have been so much work to cut out all the individual quotes! loved it!

[DABOMBBACK]

" Hehe zombified... Get it? Ehhh...."

*Cracked across the face*

"Your on the list."

[spartawar117]

@DABOMBBACK zombine

[Webster109]

ROFL! THE ENDING IS FUCKING GENIUS

[Straif5]

Intreeging...a whole new series made using sound clips from Freeman's Mind. Well done, if I do say myself.

[bentotheclarke]

did he even finish the first one?????

[sheahi]

yep, thats about all of half life 2 =/ i want number 3 already..

[SuperBananasrok]

THIS IS AWSOME Thumbs up for kamicazie zombines

[TheKrustaceox]

first i thought it sucked because its ripped from freeman's mind... But at the "Zombine" part, i found myself pissing in the pants of laughing xD nice job.

[Protectorett]

You know, one of these days Ross is going to make a legitimate Freeman's Mind series for the Half Life 2 games. And it shall be amazing.

[MrCold14]

1:22 " You're lucky you've got that hazard suit.This water is Nasty " *zombie trying to kill Alex* "what can I say , some peoples are born with god blessing of luck " = 3

[IVIYTH0S]

Wow, very good editing, you found a use for every kind of line!!

Genius!

[weezing22arbok]

This is good! "Does my beard intimidate you?"

Ross should TOTALLY do Half-Life 2 and it's episodes, I wanna see him freak out when Striders fire their dick cannons and when the Citadel explodes. XD

[UltimaShadowZx]

124 people did not want to be Gordon's meatshield

[fireballghost]

I agree wid android u meesed it up no ofo

[EBisDAV656]

Gordon: Does my beard intimidate you?

Alyx: -_-

[EBisDAV656]

@MEGAtoaster1 That was hilarious.

[AndroidHomewrecker]

You made Alyx look stupid and made Gordan sound like a jerk XD

[westkila2]

y is there audio cuts from the first videos ?????

[ProfesserLuigi]

BRILLIANT!

[611paladin]

5:25 HEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

zombie: heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[RCT3FAN100]

SHITFUCK, PISS XD

[zkaymon]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! 9:15

[SSIsaias]

-"Hey, wanna be my human shield?"

-"Yeah!"

-"Awesome"

[MEGAtoaster1]

"what the fuck" "WHAT HAPPEND" "YOU GUYS SLIP ON A BANANNA PEEL AND THATS IT"

[themaniacboy]

@lcdude11 You are fake and gay

[themaniacboy]

Awesome, great editing.

[Philatov]

0:42 xD

[Roby511]

Sucker !!! =)))))))

[manbearpivot]

press 3 for house of pancakes

[ziomallex1]

Hey you want to be my human shield

Yea

Haha epic XD

[komandercapish]

half mind episode 1-2

[EndreVanan]

@lcdude11 Make something better then.

[ScottJackson117]

Who else was like WTF at 9:18? LOL this was nice!

[ph33rbenkthankslol]

well done

[dethklokicksbutt]

Now watch the actual freemans mind series

[modernwarfare1234100]

you cant take credit for sum1 elses work!!

[blur207]

@modernwarfare1234100 He only took the voices, why dont you look at the description dumbass.

[blur207]

Vort- I Hope That Freeman Will Find A Way Passed this Gate. Gordon- Me Too. Also, The Ending Was Hilarious!!

[Strichmaennl]

2:39 Hey wanna be my human shield ? Yea . Awsum !

[AndroidHomewrecker]

Lol that was hilarious! What's the name of that techno song?

[andon217]

"Get it...? Zombine? Hehehheh...."

*SMACK*

Gordon: Your on the list.

Lmfao

[lolzersdsi]

Was that rave real?

[MEGAtoaster1]

8:33 vortigaunt:freeman  gordon:you know it