Mass Effect 2 - Garrus Romance Scene

[4shr4m]

I used to be a Fade until Garrus put me a bullet in the knee.

[OhManTFE]

The fuck kind of sex scene was that??

[MrKillthatcat]

'I just.. I've seen so many things go wrong, Shepard. My work at C-Sec, what happened with Sidonis.. I want something to go right. Just once..'

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[Ariashal]

The funny thing about the wine is that only Shepard can drink it.

[Kastrenzo74]

Why does he run to the music console.

[Kleinerx10]

Your fish's are still alive?! 1:50

[NoctisLabyrithus]

The Flux: helping awkward turians get into the pants of humans since 2183.

[JasondeLEpee]

Oh god, Garrus is trying too hard. It's so awesome.

[ridck369]

MAD AWKWARD!!!

[TheBobblefighter]

Femshep: How could you afford wine Garrus, I don't pay any of you anything!?

[Exilon0193]

This my choise in this game.

Male=Tali

Female=Garrus

[TheVGamer]

This scene is the reason why I never play Paragon femshep. It's so wrong when she smiles!

[Garrus1995]

What I love the most about Garrus is how he tries to be all bad ass and tough, but underneath it all, he's just an awkward dude who doesn't know how to express himself. Seriously, BioWare creates the best characters.

[superdisconinja]

Now I want to role a female shepard and sex garrus.

[MercShame]

I'm commander Shepherd and this is my favorite dick on the Normandy.

[robo003d]

@MercShame

lol

[Kovertify]

Socially Awkward Turian.

[Sivos909]

After seeing all of the romance scenes, does anyone else see the connection between them all? Lesbian/gay characters aside, if you make a male and a female character and have a romance scene with all of them, you might notice that each are separated into three different kinds.

Jack and Thane = Emotional

Tali and Garrus = Sweet

Miranda and Jacob = Sexual

It's kind of interesting how Bioware did that, but disappointing that they are not all unique aside from the story they pose.

[meamud]

@Sivos909 Very nice analysis there, I'm kind of mad at bioware though. Since it's hard to find the aliens plus Jack visually attractive, they mad the scenes very touching. But just because Miranda and Jacob are human and look sexually attractive, they thought they could just get away with a solely sexual scene?

[rjxdzx2147]

Garrus is sociably awkward thats why i like him and why i made a female shep! :D

[jaguar004]

Well, Garrus is a cool alien looking guy :D

[TheStarcraftJACKAL]

Good doggy.

[msmachima]

I would definitely press and hold F with Garrus

[icecremer]

Your femshep looks like she has some kind of a facial defect, she looks way too happy.

[Clonetrooperkev]

Ah Garrus, you get even more rights now. Now that you are one of the Commander's bitches

[Spectre907]

He's so awkward it's hilarious

[BoGdYsGames]

Shepard: Whoa, concider me seduced, smooth talker. Now shut up and stop worrying.

Garrus: ... Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[MrDupiDupi1]

damn this erotic music haha xD

[alleseigentlich]

I first thought he was carrying her bra.

[DesGardius88]

Woah hey, didn't it turn out that female turians have no fringes? In one of the comics

[Giok8]

My Shepard is asian too.

[jtanton10]

You know despite the weirdness of this...this is actually a legitimate relationship.

[WoahIsMe]

Garrus: "Ay girl, can I call you calibrations? 'Cuz I'm in the middle of you."

[bluebloodsister37]

one of the most adorkable scene in the game :)

[Nechkers]

Of course Garrus wants to hit the earth girl. For there is no female Turian in the entire Galaxy.

[alematt]

Can sex wait a minute, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[Mingie12]

I romanced Garrus...

And all I got was a fucking head but. NOT EVEN A KISS! A KISS ON THE CHEEK WOULD'VE SUFFICED BUT NOOOOOO!

[Soldierofdoom444]

@Mingie12 hey, YOU GOT HEAD!

;)

[Arppis]

@Mingie12

Calibrations always take the priority!

[RainAndKisses]

@Mingie12 Can Garrus kiss, though? I don't think his lips can actually do it, and the head bump is kind of cute.

[dragonagelover97]

thats garrus for you :]

[MrWarlord396]

"Big date tonight! Nice suit, check, wine, check, music, check. Combat aim-assisting visor, check"

[FinalFormLXVII]

@MrWarlord396 Well how else are you gonna make sure you have precision accuracy?

[kisskisslovya]

I love the epic music playing while you sit on Garrus' lap, cuddle with him, etc.

[DawgStudios]

Garrus is the fucking man.

[sithunter2]

@DawgStudios no he is the turian. YEEAA!

[Aqueluzar]

It seems that Shepard was calibrated correctly from the get go..

[MrEpic27]

why is he still wearing that eye patch thing?



[IAmTheStig320]

@MrEpic27

Be a real man. Make love with visor still on.

[KrisMikson]

:)

[iProvideGameplay]

ugly shepard!!1111

[a80a80a80]

your character looks like she has down syndrome

[04ging]

garrus seems to be pitching some calibrations there

[TheMandarinki]

мериканцы лохи))

[CanUHelpIt]

is there a real love scene with garrus ? not only relaxing part??

[lynxburst]

your waist is very supportive, of my cock!

[9A97]

I think this voice make Garrus extra sexy!

[TallDalton]

lol garrus is funny as hell

[25Tachigami]

Is it just me or do they look really awkward sitting there at 2:02 ? O.o

[FearRadio]

Garrus: I'D CALIBRATE THAT.

[diotus21]

just... remember not to swallow.

[Shadowtamer16]

Then he's off to do some calibrations. Pity.

(Garrus, we want your mutant turian babies.)

[videogamerfly]

I CANT BELIEVE THAT I HAVENT GOTTEN ANY MASS EFFECT GAME!!!!!! EVERYONE CALL ME AN IDIOT NOW!

[TheBadCompany2Fan]

@videogamerfly YOU IDIOOOOOOOOOT

[videogamerfly]

@TheBadCompany2Fan i kno :(

[TheBadCompany2Fan]

@videogamerfly well YOU MUST BUY MASS EFFECT 3 if you do then you are smart again :)

[james1bon]

......Creepy

[Lishaaaaaaa]

that shepard is like O_O

looks like she's always high on drugs, LOL

[Goldendroid]

Just realised this is the Chora's Den music from ME1.

[MrShinzuzu]

AAUUUGGGH WHEN HE SAID SHEPPARD I THOUGHT OF THE GUY. I FORGOT YOU CAN BE A GIRL....AUUGH THE MENTAL IMAGE

[JasondeLEpee]

Aw, Garrus, you're so cute when you try too hard. XD

[DangerSandler]

That is some kick ass tunes.

[FreedomAttacker]

Femshep: Hey Garrus! Wanna have sex?

Garrus: Could it wait? I'm in the middle of some-wait what?

[mrquinnie429]

This was both hilarious and touching at the same time :')

[Australian123Gamer]

I want to make a female playthrough just for garrus because of this

[KMxHearts]

0:24 was my exact face the first time I finished the romance.

[TacklDang]

@Kaokli

Don't Understand your Problem :D

[Tassarinian]

Is there something wrong with me I would marry him? <3

[Dingo132]

Oh my god, Garrus is just the sweetest little thing <3

[LoLo9876420]

wait so the first cutscene where they put there heads against each other they don't do it? do u have to go to the computer for the bed and sofa actions or is it modded cause kelly does the same action PLEASE SOMEONE RESPOND my female shepard is perfect for garrus in my game

[lshKabbible]

@LoLo9876420 When you use the action for either sofa or bed, they do the same thing, for all characters. It just switches the Shepard based on gender. The cutscene just doesnt show femShepard and Garrus starting the pg13 sex; the way Bioware made it.

[livster493]

Lets hope the romance scene between Shep and Garrus in ME3 is double sexy >:)

[AughustoCV]

@livster493 If calibrations are involved, I'm sure it will be...

[cptjaws]

lol flux music! XD

[Kaokli]

no sex?

fail

[KNIGHTMAREMANIAC]

@Kaokli Just off screen

[Kaokli]

@KNIGHTMAREMANIAC

reminds me of myself when im banging your sister

off screen to keep the secret

[KNIGHTMAREMANIAC]

@Kaokli I'm Susan Boyle's brother!

[Kaokli]

@KNIGHTMAREMANIAC

strange...

she told me shes your sister but your mother i really dont know who is

[Scarbgunner]

dam garrus is the equal cuteness wise of tali for femsheps plus the visor makes it that much better

[Rezuri09]

He keeps his visor on, like a boss.

[wolfkiba1000]

1:24 I feel warm in the whole body...oh my god, my cheeks feels warm too! O/////O

[Linkforlife199]

Shepard: "Want to come up to my cabin Garrus?"

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some callibrations."

Shepard: *sigh*

But in all seriousness, ShepxGarrus.

[Stadsdrol]

I'm suprised Garrus had time to come to Shepard's cabine...

I heard he's always busy with those callibrations

[TheRome111]

mhhmm calibrations....

[14coldplay]

1:11-1:38 oh my god i'm about to freaking cry.

[MrDaltonScott]

OH MY GOD!!!! the fish are alive!!!!

[meamud]

Great, the flux music.

[mrlinky121]

LOL this is one of the common errors us males make.

[TacklDang]

Mass Effect is not a Game, it's a great fucking MOVIE XD

[Kaokli]

@TacklDang

fuck off you sensationalist fuck

[TacklDang]

@Kaokli

very charming :D

[Kaokli]

@TacklDang

sorry i like women only

[dspprince]

@TacklDang

yeah, a movie that you can decide what happens.

[donov25]

@TacklDang This comment makes me sad.

[darrius13sniper]

o my god garrus is a dork.

[ravenwind137]

SO ADORKABLE.

NO THATS NOT MISPELLED.

[TheArases]

I am Commander Shepart, and this is my favorite Turian in the Citadel.

[Muirselgas]

The music was hilarious

[XrGxMYTHiCzz]

Woah this reminds me of good times staying up late playing xbox on the old dashboard :'(

[Bexteron1990]

Later, when talking to Yeoman Kelly...

Kelly: "Soo, how did it go?"

Shepard: "Horrible. I think I might have to go see Doctor Chakwas later."

Kelly: "Why? What do you mean Commander? Wasn't everything as good as you hoped?"

Shepard: "Well, yeah, mostly. It was going fine until we started getting intimate."

Kelly: "Okay, what went wrong?"

Shepard: "I love Garrus, don't get me wrong. But his penis was like a claw-hammer. I think he might have torn me up..."

Kelly: O.O'

[kyhle111]

"and you waist is... very supportive" SO gonna use that on my first date xD

[caimisace]

i like the way he still has that marksman thing on his eye

[nikikddd]

And your waist is... Very supportive

[BadVoodo0]

...i wonder how they did it

[RaikaRoslin]

@BadVoodo0 Mordin uploaded an advice booklet to her quarters; valuable diagrams, positions comfortable for both species, erogenous zone overviews. He may have also supplied oils or ointments to reduce discomfort.

[becky45328]

I love it when Garrus reaches his hand to Shepard's shoulder.

[MrN00binator]

that music is so annoying

[RhymeOfTheMariner]

I like his sexy playboy bunny pose at 1:52

[kunfupanda1231]

In my female playthrough i am dating Garrus. But in my male i am not really sure who i'll pick ... maybe liara. Cause Ashley is a xenophobic bitch!

[ladybaali]

Since mass effect 1 i wanted to date garrus, he is so sweet :3

[autumslollipop]

@ladybaali Agreed lolz i wanted to date him in mass effect 1 it wasnt fair lol xD x

[mooseman452]

I would totally go gay for Garrus.

Just sayin.

[SylarTheVillain]

@mooseman452 Kaidan, is that you?

[UniversalVision]

To xenophobes Garrus would look intimidating.

But to his fangirls he looks like this ---> :3

[godzilla20000000000]

1:32 garrus reaches out for shepards boob

[TYRANTARES]

pretty dull alien lovins compared to the last game

[Thongger]

I remember I absolutely burst out laughing when I saw Garrus with that suit on, and his eyepiece.

[p90xsteroids]

never figured garrus was the cuddle-type

[rowdy589]

i really expected him to start danceing when the music started

[Siritia]

Head bumping will never be the same...

[SylarTheVillain]

come on, girls, I know Garrus is a badass, but he's a fucking lizard! what can you possibly find in him?

[Blackemperess]

@SylarTheVillain It's a natural phenominon called 'The Garrus Effect'. Highly contagious, simply outrageous and by god does it get the girls squealing.

[wearetheweaponizer]

i'm not satisfied with this love scene!!! please BioWare, make more intimate and sexy love scenes, thanks.

[MyMomSaysHello]

female shepard is HOT

[andreytripleh]

garrus calibrated the shit out of her

[TheRome111]

I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD & THIS IS MY MAH FAVORITE TURIAN TESTICLES ON THE NORMANDY

[EternalJackSkeleton]

@TheRome111 jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jaja

[Yunai92]

He's so cute. :) I'd take him immediately.

[misschris828]

I love his compliments <3

[XxSIMSFORLIFExX]

The thing is: I have xbox360 but it didn't come with a memory so whenever I die I have to start ALL OVER. OH THE FUCKING HUMANITY! D':

[spaggetieboy]

I never played the game using a female charater so it took a while to see it was shepard lol

[uchihasasukelovergal]

hey guys garrus got in a voting tally for best sidekick!!! come show support for garrus and vote for him on gamestops website!!! GO GARRUS!!!

[lupuslunari]

Anyone else notice that the wine bottle is just a miniature version of the giant vase you see and can shoot as a renegade option during Kasumi's loyalty mission? Man, that design really gets around.

[Dervish5551]

From a guy perspective Garrus has taste in the people he loves. Me Tali

[gigastrike2]

Anyone else find it weird that he's wearing his visor when not in his combat gear?

[MrBellaGuerra]

@gigastrike2 It's screwed to his head, I think.

[coldshoulder14]

I would feel horrible if FemShep started laughing.

[darthjedidude]

OH GAWD YOUR SHEPARD HAS A CREEPY SMILE

[XxSIMSFORLIFExX]

@plutonianprincess lol yeahh buddy ;D but if garrus was real I'd bang him :D what made me laugh was the music hahahahaha its not romantic enough but still :)

[bodomboy666]

@XxSIMSFORLIFExX Its the music from Flux in the first ME. My Shepard used to dance to it.

[sakugaaruto]

can i plz plz plz have facecode or ME1 slider thingies?

[Warrior536]

I like how he dresses properly for the occasion but don't even bother to remove his visor.

[Clint945]

@Warrior536

How else would he do his calibrations?

xD

[ravenwind137]

@Warrior536 He's doing calibrations. :o

[Thentavius]

@ravenwind137 He's certainly 'calibrating' something, alright. :P

/slapped silly

[sakugaaruto]

you gotta give me your face code pls i want it sooo bad:D

[JasondeLEpee]

Oh, god, Garrus is trying too hard. XD But just the same, the connection is very strong here and genuine. Love the writing BioWare puts into their romances.

[cozzzmo123]

What I like about people who play mass effect is that when they leave comments they are actually funny :L

[LinoTheLittle]

Hey good job keeping your fish fed and alive.

[roronoapedro]

Really? That's it?

[TheHephaestus16]

WILL YOU CAN JUST SAY

"PUTS MADICAL GLASSES ON"

GARRUS IS NOT DONE WITH HIS CALIBRATIONS

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­!!!!!!

[1donkeykonj1]

her eyes r like fuckn as big as the SUN