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  • Why does everyone always complain about dragon Maleficent?! For me, at least, fighting Riku was WAY harder!

  • HA! Riku doesn't have great moments. Stupid sexy Zexy killer...

  • ... the dragon was actualy kinda easy....

  • ok to be fair to Sora, I think the double voice is only what the audience hears while Sora just hears Riku's voice. Also it is ten times creepier/more ominous to tune out Ansem's voice and hear Riku's possessed sort of voice throughout the scene

  • morningwood? as in the band?

  • Pause at 0:08 if you can hit the timing just right, you see Riku's stalker smile.

  • man u really got to make part 2

  • 1:22 i was thinking the exact same thing at the end of KH2!!!! i mean i would be so freaking scared if my kid came back after like a year in a half!! i mean whatever happened to Sora's mom at the beggining of KH1 when she called him down for dinner??

  • Oh, so happy I'm not the only one that caught hell on the dragon then, xD! I finally had to hand the controller over to my younger brother...and from there, he just beat the rest of the game for me. I had to watch KH clips to brush up on all that I'd missed, xD

    I loved the mention of the lack of sensibilities about the raft too, xD! And yes, just how the heck did their parents cope with losing their children for...hell, in Riku and Sora's case, two years now!

  • @Fluffymiyster Pssh. My real problem is with the volcano demon thing. Compared to it, the dragon was nothing.

  • i need part 2!!!

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  • I have some unfinished business with this puppet. Uh Riku? U feelin alright or didja eat one of those mushrooms?

  • @manicfan1 I liiiiiiike mushrooms......

  • baby riku looks like a girl. Even sora, who is the most feminine in the whole game, looked more like a boy in birth by sleep!

  • OMG LMAO "Holy fuck they have parents"

  • 2:29 :the darkness will DESSHHTROY me?!

  • I've always found that if you use a TON of magic on the big dragon it'll kill her FAST!! just make sure you stock up on mega elixers to keep your magic up and you can just use cure when you need health :D thats what i did and I was astounded w/ the results (also hop on her back and stay on the edges on the arena to avoid most of her attacks)

  • It's sad that they couldn't think of a new name for "Riku" they just took a k off "Rikku"s name.....I like Rikku too she's silly D:

  • If I was Sora I would find some new friends...Even Selphie

  • baby riku gets a voice in bbs...

  • lol ihave some unfinshed buisness with this pupet

  • I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought Riku's whole "take a crappy raft with a small amount of uncooked food across the ocean for God knows how long" concept was kind of dumb. I mean, I thik Riku's awesome, but, really... I also wondered what his parents were doing!

  • this is the only thing that i truely love on youtube <3

  • "I have some unfinished business with this puppet."

    "UHHHHHHHM . . . . . O_O"

    XXXDDDDDDDD

  • Your funniest video of all, I think it's fair to say. LOOOOVED the tripping on mushrooms bit!

    And can't help imagining the three of them on a raft being swept up by a tsunami. $10 says the mushrooms'll have them going "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

    

  • on a related note,what did sora's parents do as well?

  • As fun as it is to make fun of Riku and his skirt,saying that means you're screwing with Vanitas' outfit too,and THAT is not a smart idea. D:

    But this is win all the way ♥

  • I've never beaten KH1...took me forever to get the game then i get stuck in Agraba and now i can't beat Ursula! T.T any tips anyone?

    This made me laugh so hard, great work and i hope you had fun doing this!

  • @SorasShadow1 The first time you face Ursula, you have to hit the bubbling cauldron in the middle of the room with magic. When it turns blue, use blizzard, when it turns red, use fire, and when it turns yellow, use thunder. Eventually it will turn white and you can attack Ursula directly. Let Donald and Goofy take care of the eels.

  • @tealjeldino Thank you very much for taking the time to help but i kicked her butt last week at level 42 because i skipped ahead to train a bit. To say the least it was slaughter. Now to beat Riku/Xehanort's Heartless....

  • @SorasShadow1 Ok. Good luck! All I can say is dodge roll and fly around like crazy!

  • @tealjeldino Will do! Thank you so much!

  • @SorasShadow1 blocking is also a good thing if you havent figured that out yet...

  • @MrSuperTeenGohan Thank you, can't get past the first round T_T

  • @SorasShadow1 hehe, yeah i had a rough time beating him to. its a lobg time ago, but as far as i remember, the best tactic is to wait for him to attack (it can be seen in his movements when and how he attacks, i think. if not, then there is some other way to foresee his attacks.) then block and counter attack, and then get the hell away!! when he starts teleporting, glide towards a wall (at a certain place that attack wont be able to hit you. just make sure youre there.) tinkerbell is also good.

  • @MrSuperTeenGohan Thank you! First round's a bitch though....I'll go level up more cause it's the fight where you can't use any of your summons and you don't have Donald or Goofy.

  • @SorasShadow1 The second time you face her, stock hi potions, ethers, and elixirs (no potions, because by this point they don't heal much). You'll have to have Ariel with you, so make sure she has her healing ability equipped. If you take Goofy, equip the MP Gift ability. If you take Donald, customize him so that he is perfoming regular attacks frequently, offensive magic occasionally, defensive magic constantly, and advanced magic frequently. He'll heal you more often this way.

  • @SorasShadow1 Oh, and customize Sora so that he has the Aero ability in his quick cast menu, and use it often. Regular magic attacks aren't really worth it the second time you face her. Attacking her from behind can be helpful. Hope this helps!

  • amber alert hahaha. hey has any one else noticed in the first game when you look out at the ocean there little home land or watever its called isnt there? its like it magicaly disapears when they want to make a dramatic moment

  • You forgot one: I noticed this when i bought the game. He has suspenders on his pants holding up his other pants. They're in the back, so they're hard to find

  • LMAO teeny tiny legs ♥

  • heart of a lion ..... skirt of a princess.......... XD that made me fall outta my chair!!!!

  • when riku says "i have some unfinished buisness with this puppet," it sounds so wrong. when me and my brother were playing kh me and him started laughing histericly.

  • OMG =O I'm stuck at that exact boss fight right now I'll cast aerou[?] on myself attack for 5 minutes cast it again end up getting their life down to a half a bar of HP then die beccuz the potion wont kick in immediatly then start all over again :'''(

  • I CANNOT take him seriously when he's wearing that skirt. xD

  • for the melificent dragon bitch fight i stood by the wall were she couldnt reach me and i just let goofy and donald kill her. they would die then just randomly come to life fight for like 20 minutes... then die again. I had to step in every now and then but for the most part i stood againts the wall and watched them die lol

  • XD THIS WAS THE BEST!

  • LOL Thats what I said! When I was gathering all of the items I was like, "That's all they need"? o_o' I DIED LAUGHING at his ridiculous matrix back flip.

    Riku was fun to look at...VERY but whenever he talked I wanted to punch him in the face. But in kh2, he was awesomeeeee.

  • You had me in fits of laughter from "HOLY FUCK THEY HAVE PARENTS?!" and on. xDD The hair flip kind of finished it for me.

  • I love how you left that open for interperitation at 1:17

  • i have some ufinished buisness with this puppet

  • i love this =DDDDD

  • May I also point out that they already had BOATS! Plus the fact that they could have brought the paupu fruit! As far as we know they don't need any preparation to eat.

  • BAHAHAHA this cracks me up! You need to make one that shows all his GAY moments, im sorry riku, you are really bad at hiding it. and LOLOLOL 1:39 great vid i love all yours!

  • Lol!

  • actually, in most robot anime, glowing green is usually a good thing....

  • I REFUSE TO WATCH ROBOT ANIME! :D

  • /eye twitch

    .....

  • @AxelObcessed me too

  • what about glowing blue >.>

  • ....you don't glow BLUE. whats wrong with you? :/

  • i had the same reaction

    riku:but how far will a raft take us

    me:untill a shark gets hungry...

  • I love Riku's pants! And shirt! and that hair... *dreams*

  • THAT DRAGON... OH MY GOD

    I wanted to go in my tv, SLAP HER, and then beat her to the ground

  • LMFAO u point out the funniest thins

  • I don't get why it's creepy...O.o seriously! i DON'T! but that made me laugh.

  • this video has made me crack up in dead silence so many times... XD

  • I laughed till I cried. XD

  • @vamp567 yay! someone else who knew about this besides just em :D

    plus you can also summon Tink in the event that one of her fire thingies hit you, which is the ONLY way she will up there

  • Easy way to beat the dragon. Jump on a thorn, and let your party members do the work (I recomend Beast and Goofy). It will take a while, but it works. Awsome video!

  • yeah, that's what I ended up doing, then just tossing heals out as needed.

  • @AxelObcessed I just kept wacking it on the head and gliding. ^^

  • @AxelObcessed Yeah, that's pretty much what I did to, except I hid in a corner with Tinkerbell and did a few magic casts.

  • OMFG THATS DRAGON WAS LIKE A BITCH TO ME!! IT WAS SO HARD TO BEAT!!

    ...until i found my KH guide book ^_^

  • Skirt of a princess... Yeah. Riku is the only guy in KH BA enough to pull off an evil hula skirt and still be smexy. MATRIX! LOL, great vid.

  • Alice + Acid = Wonderland

    Sora, Riku and Kairi + Mushrooms = Kingdom Hearts.

    Omg, everything makes sense now. And who said drugs were bad?

  • you're so awesome!!!

    i've always wondered what their parents were thinking during the course of the games

  • i didn't even think that they HAD parents, i just thought they were horrible little urchins living in that shack on the beach on destiny islands, but then i was going through the clips from KH1 for this vid, and i caught riku's line and I actually yelled out loud "HOLY SHIT, THEY HAVE PARENTS?!" and woke up everyone in my house D8

  • there was another part too where some lady (most likely sora's mom) says it's time for diner. what's weird is a lot of people think that sora's mom is aqua.

  • yeah, i found that part while i was searching for clips for sora's greatest moments.

    wait, how could they think that his mom is aqua, she would have been like, EIGHT when he was born; the birth by sleep people were alive ten years before the current plot of the game, so sora was like, five, and they're all supposed to be like, 16, so no, she would have been ELEVEN when he was born, makes PERFECT sense --_--

  • i know, they're like teens and people think she's his mom. it's weird. i do think that ansem the wise is kairi's dad though

  • hellz to the yeah, a fellow conspirator!! 8D

    yeah, cuz if SHE was the princess from radiant garden and HE was their wise and all knowing all powerful leader, then logic would only imply that he was her dad!!

    .... unless, i dunno, they had a limited monarchy like england and he was just the prime minister or something....

    but that's overthinkng it, and god knows how little thought is put into most of the concepts of these games

  • but then there's the thing with alice. she wasn't a princess in her home world, so kairi doesn't have to be a princess in her world. but i still think she is

  • shh, alice is secretly the bastard child of queen victoria!

  • @AxelObcessed BAHAHAHAHA! thats awesome

  • the hullucinogens would make sense with the whole worlds and keyblades and stuff if you think about it lol that could explain it but if you just need those mushrooms to see axel id eat them to lol who's with me

  • DUDE I AM ROFLING OUT OF MAH SEAT ROFLMAO *crash*

  • ..i love you.

    :D

  • 8DD

  • Axelobcessed, I would pay you SOO much money to be the narrator of my life

    " strangers may have the best candy but their advice is terrible!" ,and, " I have some unfinished buisness with this puppet" was by far the best parts XD

  • shit, i'd take that offer up! 8D

  • and actually I hadn't realized that the 'heroic' moment was creepy until I first saw this video O_O

    ... child rapist

  • this was so funny i had to stop and read what it said, then i cracked up so much and i wouldn't even be done reading!

  • AMazing! You should seriously get an award for all of these greastest moments vids.

  • Okay, so I wasn't the only one deeply distrubed by the whole Riku kidnapping the puppet moment.

  • Oh my gosh... I love you, AxelObcessed! The past few days I've been in a crappy, bad mood, I saw this, and I instatnly cracked up! I love your greatest moments vids! ^_^

  • haha soo freaking true

  • Riku just really wanted to laugh loud and long at the end of the whole raft ordeal when it got washed away at high tide because neither he nor Sora and Kairi are carpenters. xP

  • Don't their parents care about them? And vice versa? After the islands were destroyed Sora didn't even care about what happened to his mom. WTF

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  • Re: 1:12

    Eat the competition for his love interest? That all depends on who his love interest is. For all we know, his competition could be between his left hand (Lefty) and his right hand (Righty).

  • o god and he looks like he has on so much eyeliner! WHY RIKU!? WHY?!?!?!?

  • no, they all do. all the characters, REGARDLESS OF THEIR HAIR COLOR all have REAAALLY dark, thick eyelashes

    i think the design of it is just to make the eyes stand out more

  • haha true its just so noticeable on him

  • I LUV U AXELOBCESSED!!!!!!

  • huzzah, i am luv'd! 8D

  • I just remembered something...

    When the Heartless are attacking the island, Sora shows up, looks down into the water and says, "There's Riku and Kairi's boats." Or something like that.

    Why would they build a raft if they all have boats?!?

  • @LuckyxNumberx8 thats exactly what i fucking said!!!! You could tie the boats togethter and use one to keep suplies in ^_^

  • @LuckyxNumberx8 thats exactly what i was thinking! omfg they r dumb

  • I tell ya' that dragon fight killed me everytime I tried it, then when I gave it over to my friend, she beat her on one TRY! GAH!

    " I have some unfinished business with this puppet."

    .....HFTW?! *dies* That lie killed me! XD

  • You need to use clips from KH: 358/2 Days! Riku is epic in his Riku-Ansem-Weird-Emo kind of way

  • this... it's in the title... it says "RIku's Greatest Moments: KINGDOM HEARTS ONE"

    COM and 358/2 days will be part 2

  • no, the only thing in the title is "Riku's greatest moments part one" how am i supposed to know whats going on in your insane mind. O.o

  • watch the first five seconds of the video, please, the entire title would not fit when i uploaded it to youtube

  • -_-...... Ok.......

    *Quickly makes up an excuse*

    I was busy reading the description during those seconds.....

    sorry 'bout that

  • Hahaha that was awesome. Can't wait for part 2!!!

  • "I have some unfinished business with this puppet." RAPIST!!! I swear, that's one of the most awkward lines in the entire game XD

    Also, "heart of a lion... skirt of a princess" has forever replaced a random chorus of the Hula Song from the Lion King as what I will scream every time I watch that cutscene. Thank you XD

  • haha, thank you XD

  • xDDD Oh yes, I remember all of those now... Seriously, that raft. When the game first came out and I saw that, I still went "what? No. You can't get anywhere on a raft. Unless it's back to the main island."

    Also... considering the amount of time it would've taken for that bottle with the note in it from the second game to get from Destiny Islands to the dark beach... I think they'd have died.

  • lol I thought the drago n fight was ok! ^^ but then again I got Donald and Goofy to almost kill her and when she was low enough on health I rushed in and made it look like I did all the work! XD (i'm so evil! XD)

  • "I have come unfinished buisness with this puppet"

    XD *dies* That was so great....and the dragon fight was easy. The hardest damn fight EVER was the fucking one with Riku right before he came out of his possesion and stoped Ansem...I got killed so many times! and then I actually beat it...AND MY PS2 GOT UNPLUGGED BEFORE I COULD SAVE.

    So yeah, more agrivating hours put into that one fight.

  • dragon fight wasn't easy for ME, though

    riku fight i beat second try :/

  • XXDDD HAHAHAH!! NICE!!! LOL

  • can't wait for part 2. part one was great. ...kids these days. so...WHY were they trying to leave anyways? they would have all died.

  • The HB boss fights SUCKED. First Dragon-y Maleficent, then you go almost straight to insane-o Riku who thrashes you up and down that stupid circle platform thing...

  • i just used a fuck ton of dodge-rolling like a retard to get out of his way, and i was fine

    i couldn't get away from maleficent o_o'

  • I love this :-)

    Of course, I love anything involving Riku.

    So do we have to wait another year and a half for part 2? :-P

  • hopefully only another week or so, lol XD

  • and this, AxelObcessed, is one of the reasons i love you...along with the fact that you cant spell XD

  • Has anyone else noticed that when Sora sees Kairi at the end of the second game, he pretty much just hugs her, but when he sees Riku, he hysterically hugs his leg and starts sobbing?

  • It's because Sora feels so bad Riku got Raped at 3:23...

  • LOL

  • no, he's holding his hand, not his leg, lol

    i still stand by my take on sora and riku's competitive friendship as a bromance

  • plus, sora didn't even really HUG kairi on his own...he did it very awkwardly. I mean...Kairi DID forget him, whereas Riku did not.

  • "I have some unfinished business with this puppet"

    "Morning Wood, anyone?"

    hahahahaha! I love you! XD

  • XD i love the  i wonder why *sarcvasm* maybe you weren't into yaoi 5 years ago ? XD

  • i'm not into yaoi NOW o_O

  • I love you. xD

  • "I have some unfinished business with this puppet."

    XD *huggles Riku plushie*

    and this is why I love Riku, king of stupid decisions and ridiculous clothing.

  • Who was Riku's competition? Sora...or Kairi?

    LMFAO, that was very funny.

  • Morning wood, anyone?

  • Good lord, woman; one of these days I'm gonna lose an organ from laughing at your stuff XD

    I liked the bits about the raft and the mushrooms, and about Riku's encounters with strangers xD That was partly why I didn't really like Riku in KH1, because I was mostly going "wth? :/" because he kept doing weird evil stuff. Well, that and I got stuck on KH1 due to fighting him in front of the portal thing >.>

    lol, yeah, when Sora said that, that was even obvious to ME. XD

    LMAO, OMFG, THE ENDING. XDD

  • well, according to zim, more organs means more human.

    which, if that's true, then it means i am slightly less human now without my gall bladder

    so i must now strike my revenge upon the humans to make them all every bit as inhuman as i am, THROUGH LAUGHTER!!

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAA, i'm schemey >D

  • I'm going to be quoting that "I have some unfinished business with this puppet" thing for years.

  • Run, Pinnochio, run! ... that is if you're awake enough to run. .___.

  • Riku totally drugged the poor thing. Spiked its drink D:

  • LMFAO

  • Everytime I see Riku's pants from the first game I find myself playing Mc Hammer afertwards XD

  • LOL

  • Hahaha

    I always commented on Riku's butt-cape...it's not really a skirt, but not quite a cape XD

  • That unfinished buisness....

    1.) I think pinocchio is underaged

    2.) Im sure thats illigal Riku,

    3.) What about Sora? Isnt he your, uhhh, 'puppet'?

  • Aww, poor Riku missed his sweet 16, too T.T

  • LOL @ 3:19.... sora is so stupid!!!

  • gosh riku, he couldn't get kiari so he took pinocchioXDD *falls over laughing*

  • The dragon was indeed a bitch -.-

    ITS RIKU'S FAULT D:<

  • xDDDDDDDD I have some unfinished buisness with this puppet

  • SWISH SWISH!!! X3

  • Rikus "parents" are only Sephiroth.

    Clone.

  • Wow. Riku's a dirty puppet molester!

  • what was Riku doing with the puppet? hmm...hahahahaha!

    great video!

  • ... some unfinished buisness with the.. puppet.. o.o

  • O.o What is he doing to Pinocchio.....????

  • lmao i hav sum unfinished buisness with this puppet

  • parents?! OMFG WHERE!?

  • YAY

  • It makes you wonder like do they have parents???? All you hear of their parents is 1:16 and when Sora's mom calls him down to dinner. In fan fictions alot of people just make Riku an orphan. It makes you wonder did like his parents die or something while he was out saving their world?? It's very sad. Riku just has a really fucked up life since the whole keyblade thing started. It's pretty depressing. I mean he gets changed into a guy who looks Philipino!!! Riku..... T^T

  • "he gets changed into a guy who looks Philipino!" lol wtf?

    You're over thinking this. Sephiroth has countless clones, uses the power of darkness, is extremely powerful with it, and comparing the looks of the two- well, need I say moar?

  • Well, the guy looks Philipino. Need I say more???

  • XDDD

  • LOL captain obvious is totally my "Got it memorized?"

  • LOL