Many Truths, 1 Lie!

[trgreatorex1]

no lie



[dudearinos]

... i may be a little late on this one but you kind of said that there were 8 parts...

[excellenthannah]

I wish John wouldn't have mentioned those birthmarks! Now I always notice them. Gah!

[shoottherunner8008]

You really shouldn't be afraid of heights you should be afraid of falling.

[CommanderOrion732]

@shoottherunner8008 After all, it's not the heights that kill you, it's the depths. (Terry Pratchett reference for the win!)

[isortaforgot]

@shoottherunner8008 You shouldn't really be afraid of falling, you should be afraid of landing.

[JudyLa504]

hi cat!

[DejoMasters]

your little blue guy fell down :D

[ObviouslyAMindNinja]

The 'by the way' is false. Because it's actually the THIRD image.

[cyberbanana11]

I HEARD ZE REFERENCE AND I LUVED DIS

[twilightfanpire1108]

The reference! The Augustus Waters reference!

[AnoukvdS]

Did you lie about there being a lie?

[NayruDragon1]

Some humans have an irrational fear of the dark, but they are wrong. It's not irrational, it's Vashda Nirradha.

[dashobertter]

It's a paradox. The first statement is both true and false. Everything else is true. None of the things in the video are true. That is the lie. But then he is telling the truth because that statement he just said was true.

[feetonfire1]

Just thought I should say I was on the ground then I jumped in the air then I fell... Landed normally on my feet did not stumble did not fall on the ground I was not on the floor at any point and did not sit down but I did have to go to the emergency room right after wait for 7 hours to tell me I broke my ankle so just so you know you can break bones by falling 3 inches and landing normally

[TheMCRedStoner]

The lie is that there is you saying there is a lie

[spocklivesforever]

@roxanderson214 Psh not at all what are you talking about? ;)

[stargleekwhofighter]

In TFiOS, John uses so much stuff that he's used in Vlogbrother videos, "I'm on a roller-coaster that only goes up" being on of those lines

[funghost4000]

Why is it John reminds me of Jordan (Captain Sparklez) :S

[LittleKrazi]

I'm sorry John, but what was that at 1:49. That's what I thought. :)

[ellencradd10]

"i'm on a rollercoaster that only goes up, baby"

i saw that john, i saw that.

[funkid220]

I say the lie is that there are eight parts, because technically the start is a ninth part.

[Charliemissen]

You're on a roller coaster that only goes up!? AUGUSTUS WATERS!

[iliveinadaydream]

I'M ON A ROLLERCOASTER THAT ONLY GOES UP. :D

[charlie206135]

Awh, I just saw you guys noticed it. NEVER MIND MY PAST POST.

[charlie206135]

1.49 Be amazed TFIOS readers. :P

[Rawlyssa]

I'M ON AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER THAT ONLY GOES UP. I AM NERDING OUT OMGGGG.

[instancesinwhich]

@Rawlyssa ME TOO!!!!!!! :D

[SmileySuperSam]

@Rawlyssa

I did the same thing~

It's amazing the ways the book can be found in his videos.

[thatnerdgirl2012]

Okay, so I've been going back and watching a BUNCH of old videos and seriously there is SO of TFiOS in this videos, it's INSANITY.. But, I love it.. Hehehe. :)

[AKChronicles]

@thatnerdgirl2012 I KNOW! It's actually so weird.

[thatnerdgirl2012]

@AKChronicles It is! I stumbled upon the video "You're Gonna Die", and he literally says WORD FOR WORD, the same stuff that Hazel says about oblivion.. It's craaaazzzzzzy. I mean, I know that of course he is the one who wrote it, but he makes his characters seem so real, that it almost feels like he's the one copying Hazel.. Hahahhaa. :p

[AKChronicles]

@thatnerdgirl2012 I saw that one too! And in his Concussed Question Friday, he says that he's afraid of oblivion. There are relevancies everywhere!

[jellybelly98rox]

@EarthLaughsAtYou No, Voldemort definitely had eight pieces of soul.

[Darthmaud88]

Just saying, the lie was that the 8th part, being that there was no eight part.

[kakashi19983795]

"I'M ON A ROLLAR COASTER THAT ONLY GOES UP." AAHHHHH!!!! SPOILER!

[zoroarkissueregion]

wait there are 8 parts thought there are only 7 so your wrong john

[Kaitlyynwoah]

"im on a roller coaster that only goes up" me:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *head expoldes*

[uiruu]

@Kaitlyynwoah Same here. Reminded of when Augustu[SPOOOOIIILLLERRR]

[eggansmile]

"I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up!!!" Ahhhhhh!!! TFiOS reference xDDD He left us so many clues!

[roxanderson214]

1:49 "I'm on a roller-coaster that only goes up" sound familiar to anyone? :)

[TheVaroda]

@roxanderson214 No stop it now I'm crying

[EarthLaughsAtYou]

Was the lie Voldemorts soul has eight parts???

[ForeverCharissa]

thank god i am not the only one who freaked out at the "on a roller coaster that only goes up" thing.

[TheOnlyOreilly]

God it's weird watching these again after reading TFIOS

[emyblueish]

OH MY GOD!!! IT'S AN SIGN!!! ROLLER COASTER THAT ONLY GOES UP?!!! FRICK YA AUGUSTUS WATERS!!!

[Piiiglett]

'I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby!'

[Otherwisedull]

@WhatsUpUrSphincter I think there's an eyelash in my pupillary sphincter. ;)

[WhatsUpUrSphincter]

@Otherwisedull ;) lol

[WhatsUpUrSphincter]

"On a roller coaster that only goes up." XD Reference recognizer

[AGN0213]

@WhatsUpUrSphincter I was just going to say that! 

[WhatsUpUrSphincter]

@AGN0213 I frequently steal people's thoughts and words and use them as my own. Don't mind me. I'm just a thief

[GardenHeath]

on a roller coaster that only goes up.

Oh man. I get it now.

<3<3<3

[TheFlutification]

The cake is a lie from portal haha

[nonsensicalcompound]

"A roller coaster that only goes up"?

That sounds INCREDIBLY disappointing.

[Ellisaphant]

As long as we continue to build things that reach higher than an inch off of the floor, unintentional falls will continue to be the greatest non fatal problem for every generation.

[thundersquirrel100]

voldemort's soul had 7 parts John! Come on. I expect more.

[WannabeRetro]

@thundersquirrel100 It technically had eight parts, as Harry was an accidental horcrux and there was still a part of soul in Voldemort himself. And while there was only ever seven horcruxes existing, as Nagini was created after Tom Riddle's Diary was destroyed.

[thundersquirrel100]

@WannabeRetro True, but the part of voldemort's soul in himself an harry died at the same time, so they really are the same piece because they were created and destroyed together. Still eight parts though (I also forgot about Nagini being created after the first horcruz was destroyed). Thanks for the comment!!!

[thundersquirrel100]

@thundersquirrel100 Horcrux*

[WannabeRetro]

@thundersquirrel100 The part in himself and Harry weren't destroyed at the same time; the part in Harry was destroyed in the Forbidden Forest, and the part in Voldemort was destroyed when Voldemort died in Harry's and Voldemort's final battle :)

[thundersquirrel100]

@WannabeRetro Stop being right!!!!! Lol, thanks.

[9video9player]

Me being a chemistry nerd: I'm pretty sure it's the Irene Joliot-Curie one. She almost won a Nobel Prize, but botched it up.

[aidanaustria11]

8 parts there we go.

[merrigurl]

HES ON A ROLLARCOASTER THAT ONLY GOES UP FRIEND

[MsWasteland101]

I contribute the the "unintentional falling from heights" statistic. I had to repeatedly tell nurses in the ER that I fell from a horse and hurt my hip & Back while sneezing.

[mangajem]

explain to me the cake referance plz!!!!

[Kikomechan]

@mangajem Go to your local video game shop and ask for Portal. When you get home, you will play it, and then you will win at life. Yeah, it's basically like that.

[TheHalo3spartan117]

portal nerd forever

[cupcakes1348]

bronislawa... that's unfortunate. worse than bronislaw. although bronislaw is pretty bad. poor curie and malinowski.

[ThatWeirdo04]

The lie is that they're all true.

[efudacz26]

Hi, cat!

[Monicah177]

Am I the only one who REALLY wants context for the tomato picture?

[Quintinia]

Secret message in the tags: Theyre all true thats the joke.

[awkwardfour]

John just quoted Augustus Waters! Which means he quoted himself, but we didn't know he quoted himself and it's weird but I love it!

[BlackDiamondDia]

the very beginning made me laugh soooooooo hard!

[TheAlootha]

Actually it's Bronisława and you're not saying it right :)

[SuperChalek]

Do not place yourself in a situation where you could fall...said the man in a wheely chair.

[DrKroek]

i checked number 8, it's now the 3rd result. Hank is moving up in the world :D

[realesethesteam]

"I on only an roller coaster that only goes up baby" Hmm I wonder which book that quote made it in

[Valdrag]

Wait..... I am eating a lie? What about swiss roles, are they the truth?

[hoody1207]

If the lie was that there was a lie, then there would be no lie, which would make it not a lie, which would mean it has to be a lie! It's too much of a paradox, it can't be that.

[vngaris]

"I'M ON A ROLLER COASTER THAT ONLY GOES UP!" Quoting himself before anybody knows its a quote? Or was it a quote then? Maybe he wrote that into TFiOS after this video. Hmmmm...

[giselanick]

@1:49 John says "I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby!"

He uses this line in his book TFiOS at 14:16 when Augustus Waters is speaking. Connections!!

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

"I was like hi and he was like hi and I was like hi and he was like hi and I was like hi and he looked me stright in the eys and said... Hi, cat!"

I LOLed

[NARLZS]

The lie is that there is no lie.

[Hannah6412]

I don't think he would have given Hank a dollar if he wrote that song. That's my stab at the lie. I saw this video of John's wedding toast to Hank, and in it, John admitted that he never paid Hank for anything when he said he would pay him.

[AmethystEyes]

What page is all this nerdfighter information about Ivan the Terrible's under ground library found?

[NerdfighterneverFTBA]

@AmethystEyes yourpants which is being hacked.

[homestareddsworldman]

My guess is that he did NOT make a 26 dollar profit off his shares is a lie

[TheGfields]

I do believe that the lie is that there is a lie. Anyone Else?

[ellencradd10]

@TheGfields sorry to bring you back to this video after 4 months but i do believe the lie is "i hate being one of those parents who brags"

[WolfSeer16]

MJFox changed the A to a J to avoid witty tabloids like "Michael's A. Fox!" Lol.

[jenlaawesome]

if you google john green the 9th picture is of hank...

[Lindinoxx]

PORTAL REFERENCE! Yess

[1FeliciaFlower]

Part one?

[Camohat100]

@1FeliciaFlower no the lie was that there was a lie :)

[carbonatedcheese]

Tags... that's good ;=)

[MadameBerry]

If I hear another cake reference.... (With that said, I'm in space.)

[KathrinesChannel]

the lie was that he would give hank a dollar. why would he give his money to hank?

[disneygal10]

the tomato was the 4th picture

[randamizer1]

The lie was there is know lie!

[meisaducky]

the lie is that Bronislawa was Marie Curie's mother!!! not her sister!!her mother!!!

[meisaducky]

@meisaducky actually nevermind self, you are wrong.

[thehsmluver]

@meisaducky Nope, she had a sister called Bronislawa too.

[LenaMaa1]

the lie is that there is no lie

[rayonismvideos]

but you could always fall unintentionally

[PinappleNews999]

the none lie none is none that none there none is none no none lie none :)

[kalynina1]

i think the 1 one is true

[aizawasuki]

LOL FART EIGHT @ 2:21.

-sorry, john.

[15hamo]

the hank tomato one is a lie it's actually the fourth result

[cat7megan]

OMFG MY NAME IS CAT, he was so talking to me guys... :)

[RockerGirlGDTDG]

Don't put yourself in a situation where you could fall? For me, that's standing up. I have actually randomly fallen down, standing normally, talking to my friends. That's how unbalenced I am.

[SpenserAteTheWorld]

is the lie that the virgin suicides wasnt written by jeffery uginity

[vulcanbirdbrain]

"I'm a roller coaster that only goes up, baby!!" -totally a quote from the first chapter of your new book. BAM.

[RhymingMime]

John, calm down. You are so hyper in this video.

[AllieYourAlly]

"Which will make me the winner!! Of an arbitrary contest of my own creation... Which is my favorite kind of game to win."

I can't even figure out which part of that is my favorite.

[Martylovescats]

MICHAEL J.FOX! I kinda really, extremely and absolutly in love with him.

[Nintendosun]

The lie is there is no lie.

[MrFrostingbutt]

@Nintendosun lie-ception

[schok51]

@Nintendosun But then there is a lie*paradoxe*.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

Cake or Death?

[TaraAnneLove]

TOUCHÈ. No lie.

[AradEliacin]

The lie is that they're all true! (always look at the tags) :D

[sharonisrelative]

So...the lie was that there was a lie?

[GUNSwithPOWER]

@sharonisrelative Either that or the lie was that there were no truths

[sharonisrelative]

@GUNSwithPOWER No actually, in one of his recent videos he said that there wasn't a lie. But yes, I see what you did there :)

[GUNSwithPOWER]

@sharonisrelative (;

[RebeccaLovesBooks]

My brother thinks the cake joke is old, I still think it's insanely funny :) TfBA

[unicrazyperson]

I UNDERSTAND THE CAKE REFERENCE!!!

[Kikomechan]

@unicrazyperson Portal nerds unite.

[hp4tw]

@Kikomechan I would like this but its at 111 likes.

[Kikomechan]

@hp4tw I for real did not even know I was up there on the top comments. ACHIEVEMENT!

[CakeMuscles]

HI CAT

[tattedtwimom]

you can buy 5 nets for africa to the prevention of milaria.

[5Cats]

There is too a lie! If I say which one, I'll get deleted?

Aw man!

Part 7, unintentional falls, that's true! I've known about it for ages, and no one else (until now) seems to know it.

[singlexfilexisxlove]

As soon as he said "hi, cat!" i hit like.

[SHALYN8]

@singlexfilexisxlove As did I.

[CaitysRAWR]

theres also a picture of hanks face photoshopped onto a man in a wedding dress... just saying

[Superdiperbaby11]

there is no lie

[thundervlogTV]

the blue baby person fell down.....

[mamcc5]

marry me.

[ChrisERiley93098]

The lie is that there is no lie.

[BackyardFilms77]

Seeing as it contains no verbs, is "Hi, cat!" really a "sentence"? You would be the expert on this one.

[cranebird47]

Last night I dreamt about that tomato suit... it was a confusing dream, to say the least.

[thundabolt16sta]

"Do not put yourself in a situation where you could fall unintentionally."

Is that possible? Because every time I fall...its quite unintentional.

[uncool95]

@thundabolt16sta Suprise trust falls are intentional.



[thundabolt16sta]

@uncool95 Alright, I'll give ya that. haha

[MrStandfill]

Awesome video. Lols throughout. You're the best John!

[FrenchthellamaDFTBA7]

The lie is that there is a lie because in a future video he states that there was no lie. Thus there is no lie.

[MontezumaIII]

HAHA! There is a lie! Marie Curie's MOTHER was named Bronislawa, not her sister.

[tinktinktink1]

The lie is the lie that there was a lie!

Yea, that makes sense.

And no, I didn't watch today's video to find that out...

[FallingSkywards]

The lie is the lie!

[Nick7310]

see new video, the lie is answered

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

That reminds me, a friend of mine wrote a song called My Dad's A Cat. It's amazing.

Henry probably knows about it.

[SuperspazzY19]

Guys, look at the tags. They're all true. That's the joke.

[Skullworld]

The lie is Hank is a tomato.

[EyeisArmaghan]

Irene Curie is the daughter and not the mother of a Nobel prize winner!!!

Is that the lie?

[ichikish]

I KNOW THE LIE.

Hank did not make a video about the Ice Cream Chords.

He made a video of the Ice Cream CHANGES.

[sakauyeproductions]

I guess number 8

[EtableLlamas]

O-O OK I CANNOT GEUSS BECAUSE U TALK TO FAST

[xtiredxemox]

actually, you're not afraid of heights, because (and i can't guarantee the truthfulness of this part, due to not knowing where you live) you are probably hundreds or thousands of feet above sea level. you're actually afraid of edges. and so am i.

[tonykuklok]

@CyraEm cool

[CometTheNerd]

OH NOZ! The blue monster fell over again!!! X0

[happysquid14]

Actually the greatest threat to the planet is overpopulation at the moment (Sorry John)