Curb Your Enthusiasm - Leon sees Seinfeld for the first time

[icosmini]

Genius

[Trashcansam123]

Dis little fat bastard!

[BeyondLame]

i think in a way he simplified the whole point of Seinfeld lol

[HillDueceua]

@BeyondLame Seinfeld has no point, it's a show about nothing.

[Spunjo1221]

leon is always grubbin



[Harryhoodz]

Which episode is this?

[buuntka]

Julia looks better as she ages.

[hevok2009]

@buuntka much like a fine wine :)

[EsillaySLA]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus looks so good from behind that you expect greatness when she finally turns around.

[obiwan5832]

0:23 guy in the background left. Talk about stuck in the 90's. Basically looks like the camera man from wayne's world.

[schmales26]

i thought seinfeld was performed in front of a live studio audience

[Slikrik1212]

@schmales26 It was. That was rehearsal.

[oracleofdelphire]

jew vs jew

[DonnerParty1000]

Who is this little fat bastard?

[whitepanther84]

Black girl enters at 0:38 then even HBO won't let us see what Leon did next

[andrewsacoolkid1]

this little fat bastard HA HA now that little mother fucker look funny

[nikanj]

When Larry explains to the doctor how he got the rash.

[chrisdub09]

Whoooo is this little fat bastard?

[cionad]

Leon never stops eating, quality mooching going on! :-)

[dander337]

I died earlier in this episode when that lady tells Larry that her daughter has a rash on her pussy. Hahahahaha...WOW.

[holdemehha]

@stigg426 It makes me very sad that you know wayne knight from hot in cleveland but doesn't know Newman

[kainiopope]

@holdemehha i dont no newman hes the guy off space jam to me :(

[GeniusSelfproclaimed]

is newman wearing a fat suit because in real life that guy got skinny

[Gregberdebes]

Who is this little fat bastard?

[jarvisel]

I think Leon's plate is all grapes.

[Saebeck32]

I wish I was tapping Julia Louis-Dreyfus's ass!!

[redbart666]

@Saebeck32 shes like 50 dude

[Saebeck32]

@redbart666 She's 51 and i'm 19....and I would OWN her butt every night of the week.

[Saebeck32]

@happydelicious I'm not jewish...and neither is she. Lay off the Fox News nutjob.

[Trashcansam123]

@Saebeck32 She's part Jewish actaully dude.

[azurenscens]

@Trashcansam123 part Jewish? do you realize how stupid that sounds? that's like saying i'm half Christian or something along those lines. Judaism is a religion, not a race or ethnicity. sure Judaism can be traced back to specific regions of the world, but how do you know whether her ancestors came from one of those regions or if somewhere down the line, one her ancestors converted to Judaism...it's completely arbitrary to say that someone is part *insert religion here*.

[mrjjking77]

@azurenscens Dictionaries aren't very expensive. Invest in one and look up the word race. It'll be a real eye opener for you.

[azurenscens]

@mrjjking77 thanks for the recommendation, but the word race in itself is very vague, and at times completely arbitrary (look into it, it's not as simply defined as you think it to be). and the question of whether Judaism is a race is constantly argued over. i take the stance that it stands alone as a religion mainly because when people refer to it as a race, it reflects how Nazi Germany saw the Jews, which was as race of people. race labeling usually leads to discrimination

[mrjjking77]

@azurenscens My point was that the definition is not simple, which is what you seem to think. Your definition of the word is outdated. Take the recommendation, look it up. Among other things it refers to "people sharing the same culture, history, language, etc.; an ethnic group: we Scots were a bloodthirsty race then." From the OED. Try to aim for being more Doogie Howser than Forrest Gump.

[azurenscens]

@mrjjking77 don't know how to reply to your comment; not enough sense in it for me to waste my time on you...but i'll reciprocate the whole thing where you insulted my intelligence...ya stupid mick.

[mrjjking77]

@azurenscens In case anyone here was in any doubt (unlikely, but you never know), you just proved far better than I or anyone else ever could what a colossal moron you are. Btw, King is an English surname but thanks for, in addition to proving your idiocy beyond doubt, revealing yourself to be a racist as well. What a moron you are! Have fun at your next Klan gathering. And good luck - I hope one day you do achieve your dream of acquiring a brain.

[Trashcansam123]

@azurenscens Part Jewish yes. This is a commonly used term. Her mother was Jewish, her father was not. And by the way, there's such a thing as semetic people, who are normally Jewish and are from Israel. You sound like there's a stick up your ass, or just enjoy arguing

[Trashcansam123]

@azurenscens And by from Israel I mean partially Arabic-Meditaranean peoples that came from the area of Israel.

[azurenscens]

@Trashcansam123 that's cool.

[amichair]

@Saebeck32 she's 1/4 jewish. YOU MAD, BRO????

[mrjjking77]

@Saebeck32 Maybe back in '92 or something.

[Saebeck32]

@mrjjking77 No, now!.  Julia is 1000x times hotter today than she was in '92. Look at the size of her butt in this vid: /watch?v=DUgDIikntXg

[jazztomovethatass]

his laugh is hilario. "dont get that shit on me, man!"

[survival3three]

so jerry tappin that ass huh?

[29larron]

@t1mdmack lol looks like u spoke too soon..see scary fag wateva his name is comments

[jasanbrapbrown]

dont get that shit on me man

[mrmostarr]

this part of curb is just genius!

[SwaggaLeo]

haha thats me when i watch Seinfeld

[AndPlus]

I found this funny as being a huge fan of Curb Your Enthusiasm, I've not actually seen Seinfeld myself. So Leon's reaction is basically the same as mine

[SocaTrain]

@AndPlus i was just about to type the same thing! ive never seen seinfeld either but i love curb. im assuming its similar though

[gammacurve]

love the way Leon's dressed all Nation of Islam

[hautelick]

@gammacurve He was tryin' to fuck this muslim girl, so he had to join that shit for week; that's the whitest shit he's got.

[gammacurve]

@hautelick thanks, just watched the episode again and hadn't picked that up the first time. Leon is pure genius. The world religion of tapping dat ass.

[kuhntpunt]

JERRY TAPPIN DAT ASS???

[123backinyerface]

Leon is funny as fuck, I loved the one where he told Larry how to handle a skinhead that had insulted him. "You gotta climb into his ass Larry, open up his and climb right in" Then Larry mistakes a cancer patient for the skinhead that insulted him....I laughed so fucking hard, poor Larry...lol.

[glitzy101]

fuckin danny duberstein. His hat's not on to keep him alive

[scarygary5678]

i like how he calls newman fat bastard and yet he is a nigger. oh the irony

[misterbizzones]

@scarygary5678 how is that ironic, exactly?

[JKBearness]

@scarygary5678 faaaaaaaaail

[TheGreatDeciever55]

@scarygary5678 i disagree with these kids----that is a funny comment---only because it makes you look like a racist piece of shit---bwahahaaaa

[survailkid]

@scarygary5678 What he fuck is wrong with you?

[scarygary5678]

danny duberstein

[MALIRIPPA]

This episodes ending its the Best shit ever shown ón tv

[Aphasia17]

I died the first time I saw leons reaction to newman

[d2thh725]

lol

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

"Hahaha...who is this little fat bastard?"

[Gannondalf]

leon is my favorite character!! so fucking funny

damn i love a girl with a dirty mouth

yeah well fuck you too!

..... mm

[1mdmack]

Interesting no negative comments about Leon being black. I think we found america's comfort zone.

[guguigugu]

iToilet?

the fuck?

[lma54638]

im a 82 man myself...

[illlcrazymethod]

"lol who is this little fat bastard? now that little motha fucka look funny"...lol that had me crackin up... when the hell does the next season start???

[sigurjong]

For those who don't know, Emma has a rash on her pussy.

[dnga99]

@sigurjong LOL!!! Thanks for the info

[HilroyHartley]

leon is getting his own show!

but its on Fox

[TheKayanna12]

@HilroyHartley 4 real?

[mdeaton3]

LOL! I love when he says, "don't get that shit on me man!" hahaha!

[macnastee]

That's JB Smooth, the comedian. Not Leon.

[macnastee]

@macnastee oops my bad, lol

[wolfievt]

Leon is freaking funny!

[TheRealAlanPartridge]

Hahaaaaa oooooooo dis little fat bastard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[omid145]

''Don't get that shit on me man''

[Hubbard35]

who's the girl at the end?

[phillyeagles217]

0:22

[omid145]

@phillyeagles217 Lmaooooooooooo repeating that over and over again is hilarious

[gimpoid1985]

His laugh when he sees Newman is priceless

[geebus83]

ha ha ha. who is this little fat bastard? now that little motherfucker look funny.

[Leon612]

my name is Leon. woot-woot

[chunkymilk]

so, jerry's tappin that ass, huh?

[cameroncameroncamero]

dont get that shit on me man LMAO

[Ofol]

"So Jerry's tappin' that ass huh?" Leon is awesome!

[EmXtraMoney]

lol Why is larry gettin offended that Leon never saw his show? What a pretentious bastard lol

[iHipHop]

@EmXtraMoney I think its part of the small joke that black people didn't watch seinfield, but they do watch Curb.

[EmXtraMoney]

@iHipHop I watched Seinfeld. Who told you black people dont watch Seinfeld?

[EmXtraMoney]

@zamjam34 You're*

[DallasCowboys94Ware]

The best thing about this clip is that Leon has absolutely no idea who Jerry and Elaine are... yet this show is on television all the time, even to this day, and from what I remember, Leon hasn't had a job in quite some time. LOL you think he'd catch an episode being at home all the time, hahaha. God dang I love this show.

[jojoledet]

Leon is insane! Hilarious!

[generalgeewhiz]

lol JB Smoove is the best.

[kelland06]

what a nut

[phillyeagles217]

0:23

LOL

[djmertz]

Leon for President.... President of tappin that ass!!!!

[randomjrr1422]

Leon needs his own show.

[MarioBrosClassic]

@randomjrr1422 no that would fail like Cleveland show, yes leon is funny but too much of him and it wont be funny

[DionKool]

@randomjrr1422 definitely. CYE will probably not go for a 11th season, a Leon's spin off would be awesome.

[DonnerParty1000]

@randomjrr1422 Funny you mention that because in rolling stone recently and he discussed the possibility of a leon show , he said he would call it "the ruckus"

[kooldog98]

i thought wayne knight lost a whole heap of weight,. did he put it back on again?

[kotsy]

apparently

[Whillikersify]

He probably made himself look fat for the Newman role.

[FunnyorDieGuy]

I like how he Leon can just call Newman a funny looking little fat bastard, so free and insensitive. I love it!

[MintBerryClunch]

I like how Leon dresses like Brother Mouzone.

[josephscott80]

LMFAO at Leon's grapes!!!!!

[gridvid]

LOL ... Leon is sooo great :D