Whose Line Is It Anyway - PN 227 - Hoedown & Credits

[Constantine160]

"Halloween's the only time I get, a girl. That's the only time I really give it a whirl! I never get anyone pregnant, how is that, you ask? Well, it's really easy, I do her in the ass!"

...totally what it SHOULD have been. XD

[metzdawg3000]

this halloween i decided to something new

something that's been done by only a select few

I put upon my girlfriend a very evil hex

and then we proceeded to have anal sex!

[MrJTS1986]

Ryan Gets Drew Everytime In A Hoedown,

Very Funny!!!!

[Toriannfitz]

WOO!!! SOMETHING ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! On Whose Line!!!!!

[kittycathappy]

i bet you at the end drew was showing his middle finger to ryan behind colin's back ^^

[VioletBlackfire]

maga points for wayne, lol i was cry laughing

[mrcrusty86]

Ryan's original hoedown for this one was ace, such a shame they couldn't air it.

Still, good hoedown, loved Colin's one.

[zuzuk22]

ya i knew that when he said scary he was gonna rhyme it with carrey

[metalshadowmario4]

colin looks like my music teacher XD

[3gumball]

i cant believe how hott kathy is!

[CowboyZombie89]

I can! She is smokin!

[hardeeikel1]

Omg, when Ryan said 'scary' I knew he was going to get Drew.. :D Nicely done, Ryan!

[jiggymonkey88]

Love colin and ryan's

[ZeldaQueen64]

I knew a Drew Carrey jab would be in there. XD

[andyblackforscotland]

Has Cathy ever done a Hoedown?

[JagSmakarSkit]

When I heard "scary," I was like "GO RYAN, GO, GO, SAY DREW CARY!" I love his insults.

[amirahsneeze]

rubber mask HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[D3FiANT69]

"put it in her ass" come on drew...gawd i hate censors

[TenthLegionX]

we should rise up against them MUAHAHAHa

[jeepjunky85]

2:01 I think Drew is giving the bird.

[SPARKLYCONVERSEMEME]

i think u might be right because when ever some1 says something about him that's very funny but kinda insulting.... he always hide his hand behind someone's back

[alienx1243]

hey when i was 10 after i saw this i went out as drew carry

[beeb1992]

this is the last year i go as a nood

[vexon123]

nude lol

[emathestar]

Lol Ryan's verse, I dont know why he hates them so much when he's really good at them!

Haha Drew used Colin to cover up him giving Ryan the finger.

[wildweaselrider]

whenever ryan ends his 3rd line with scary or hairy,,,,>>>drews getting owned

ROFLMAO

[ceylonsilva]

@wildweaselrider yeh evry1 knws wats cimg lol

[MelissaMcWLIIA]

Halloween is the worst time of the year

i'm always filled with fright, always filled with fear

my least favourite constume, oh it is so scary

when the kids dress up as the monster; drew carey.

...ok that was awful :p i should leave it to the profesionals, good vid :)

[Carsile]

then i relised it was my sister.

its the end to my hoedown verse

[Chakoo32]

then how come people rated this comment bad??

[aarrum]

Leave ho-downing to the professionals D:

[Danzabest]

this halloween,

i thought it wud be fair,

if i gave all the kids,

1 mighty big scare,

it went way to far,

now im being sue'd,

this is the last year,

tht i go as a nude.

WAY TO GOOD COLIN HAAA LEGEND

[badboyhurt1993]

Dont You Notice That Colin always Wanders out of the line Lol But thats the Best thing about him Hes So RANDOM!

[DarkRw1995]

Have you also noticed he always turning his wedding ring on his finger

[rm1jagfan]

Lol, I had a professor who always did that!

[chrisb910n704]

i put on stupid glasses and go out as drew carrey.

[drsmooth1521]

everytime its halloween, i always go boo. i scare my family so much, they all scream and go eww. they tell me to stop it, but i keep but just nearly. i could agree with ryan. coz i see myself as drew carrey. its true last halloween. i piss'd off my dad for doing that. hes a HUGE fan of drew.

[TyrekeCorrea]

RUBBER MASK! too funny

[lacthewatcher1]

When it's Holloween I try to get candy,

I think that is really really quite dandy.

But you may think my costume is a sin,

I put a suit and go as Rvd. Al Sharpton!!!!!

P.S. I don't care if you thumb down this!!!

[freekyboi123]

do u care if i comment that its shit

[SoraKH4]

every freakin year

i have the same problem

all the costumes are gone

no time to grab em

but in this case

i got one free

too bad i had to go as colin mochrie

[iamachriscrockerfan]

love ryan's ending "oh man iv taken his whole finger off"

[serenity4eva25]

has kathy ever done a hoedown?

[killer00rnonkey]

i don't think that they like getting women to do the hoedowns...

[Elsren]

Kathy has never done a hoedown, but it's because her style of improv deals more with situational humor, rather then verbal.

[Ansuzie]

Halloween. You can see scary and Carey coming from a mile away. Nice 1 Ryan

[babymoondancer]

A black dude is probably the *only* person who could pull off a KKK costume!!!

[QueenC86]

Halloween only come just once a year

that gives me time to make a scare

So just as your about to knock on my door

I'll come after you with a bat a claw

[Trainman11185]

its halloween, ill give the kids a scare,

you can do this too, that is if you dare,

it will be fun and a little obscenis,

this year i'm going to dress as a giant penis

[bekluvssupernatural]

I hate Halloween it is my greatest fear

And it comes every single year

I hate the children who come knocking on my door

Coz everytime I see them, I end up hitting the floor.

[Nimyosa]

Drew sucks!

[Jinder221]

wheres the one when he Say i got my penis in my hand

[amwfan88]

That one only aired on the Best of Whose Line episode. I'm not sure if reruns of it air on ABC Family or not.

[daffy83193]

hahahahahah wicked funny

[sharaziuk]

That time of year has come

It's not so great for me

Kids knock on my door

So I lock it with my key

It's not that I hate children

You'd understand it clearer

If you'd open your door

To a group of mirrors

To a group of mirrors

[laurabatham]

just last halloween some kids knocked on my door

they took all my candy & then they wanted more

they egged my car & home, they thought that it was fun

but dnt worry this year i'll be ready with my gun

[lildigipoke]

GREAT HOEDOWN! SO FUNNY! P.S. Never dress as a nude...=P

[wulfie13jr]

I have a great costume

It cannot be beat

I wear it every year

As I wander in the street

When the children see it

They run for miles & miles

I wear bowling shoes

And I go as Ryan Stiles

[Nintendofan87]

My costume,it is really neat

It makes the candy givers drop to their feet

I know your just thinking that's a big bluff

but say that agin and I'll make gun go...PUFF!

[nattyasha101]

awesome!! lol, i nerely died laughin! best hoedown ever! lol

[Ansuzie]

That's at LEAST the 4th time that Ryan has used Scary and Drew Carrey in his Hoedowns.

[lildigipoke]

So? It's funny!

[kitteeeeeez]

omg the Klu Klux Klan! is wayne a racist?

[armegeddis]

NOZORZ! Not Wayne!

[ButteryCorn]

do you like the klu klux klan...... i mean why are you defending them.....maybe ur one of them.....

[houserulez44]

it's called the Ku Klux Klan

[bekluvssupernatural]

wayne's black

[adibater]

what???

[torilto]

Hey! They cut out the "penis in my hand" verse by Ryan! Come on!

[kitteeeeeez]

No don't come on! That's bad! He constantly makes penis jokes!

[torilto]

Yeah. Cause it's funny.

[Ansuzie]

That bit was in an out take though wasn't it?

[torilto]

Yeah. Somewhere.

[whatever32892]

I have the most horrifying costume you've ever seen

When the children see me they run away and scream

When it comes to costumes, there is none more scary

I put on stupid glasses and go out as Drew Carrey!

[ehobeckracing]

i'm gonna do that this year if i go

[kitteeeeeez]

he should have said, "i take off my rubber mask!" instead of, "I put on my rubber mask!"

[shallowshoe]

My mother said, son now, you can't go dressed like that.

You should go as a goblin or a really scary bat.

But halloween is really the only time of year.

When I can dress like Richard Simmons and act like a queer.

[iamsteves]

lol

[dragonsavior7]

thats really funny shallow

[ugotserved32]

oh my name is susan and im the halloween queen

all you loser suck, for it is me who will be seen,

so you can all bow down to me, or you can die

except for that gay mofo known as Zenmuron545

[Zenmuron545]

I am too old for Halloween that can be seen

I do not go out, I stay in and keep it clean

I get a knock on the door a weird person i see

Kenobi may hold his penis but i have ladies to hold it for me

[Evilded]

Halloween's the greatest, I go down to the bar

Scare them with my costume, one year i went too far

They asked me who i was and then asked me to leave

But i couldn't get down the stairs 'cause i was Christopher Reeves

[antster1983]

I hate Halloween, it really is the skids

I open the door and am confronted by threatening little kids

I scared them away, all leaving trails of wee

Because my costume was based on Colin Moch-a-rie!

[MidmorningCat]

Halloween is my favorite holiday,

When it comes around, I shout "Yes, Hooray!"

But one year wasn't great, it wasn't all that cool,

Cause my brother was a werewolf and I stepped in his poo.

That's all I got, lol. I liked Ryans "I put on stupid glasses and go out as Drew Carey"

[taina1968]

Oh, i see. I never thought it meant that, thanks for the answer:-)

[bobsagit0034]

the greatest game beside scenes from a hat

[taina1968]

What does hoedown mean?

(Im from Denmark)

[cityfanchris]

basically means a sing-a-long, its a slang term lol

[brucegarrry]

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[GREENDAYalltheWAY077]

Halloween is the worst tme of year

The time when kids bust my ears

They scream and make so much noise

I should shut them up by giving them sex toys!

[emmamaeX333]

i feel bad for drew, no matter how funny it s that he got made fun of, he was suicidal!!! =[

[peterinsydya]

Drew last line in the hoedown about because he wears a rubber mask...he should have said i never get anyone pregnant, how is that you ask...its because I stick in her ass!!!

[thricefan13]

Respond to this and tell me if it is all right.

Halloween's the time I can really give kids a scare.

I head towards the mall over there

The best part of Halloween is

(It's why I never pass)

I'm so ugly

I don't have to wear a mask!

[cityfanchris]

Yea, nice one :D hows both mine?

[cityfanchris]

alright, got a better one, still on the spot:

halloween really is a great big bore.

i really cant be bothered with it anymore.

the costumes i hate and i never eat candy.

i just prefer to spy on my hot neigbour sandy.

[cinch920]

i like Ryan's the best! its so true!

[cityfanchris]

halloween really is a great big bore.

i really cant be bothered with it anymore.

the costumes and candy arn't my kind thing.

i just prefer to strip down, run around and sing.

[BasketballDude1295]

Halloween is the time of the year

I love to fill everyone with fear

My costume is the worse than a llama

I always go as YO MOMMA!!!

[JPCWhutwhut]

That was stupid

[Nintendofan87]

Okay I can't think of anymore hoedows you win...For now

[ihrtanasn6]

i love ryan's last statement..."i've got my penis in my hand!"....."what?1 what do you from me?"

[Auron12786]

Wayne's the only one who could've gotten away with that KKK joke

[Keyblader001]

These guys r so cool they can take any joke.

[Wrestlingprotector]

I love Halloween, I go out every year

This year, my costume will give fear

Many people wonder how could it be

Well I just shave my head and be Colin Mochrie

[Nintendofan87]

My costume is the most damn frightning

kids see me and jolt away like lightning

I know you're thinking who could I be

well to be quite honest I am Colin Mochrie

[Wrestlingprotector]

Hey, that's my joke!

[Nintendofan87]

People always say that I steel their jokes

they're people I want want to choke

who knows it may be me

Or might just hire Colin Mochrie

(just joking about the choking...

[Wrestlingprotector]

I can't believe someone's name

Is named after a marketed game

I know mine is from entertainment

But I beg you, stop making the same joke or just get bent

(Kidding on the get bent. I just thought of it.)

[Nintendofan87]

Everytime I have a laugh i do not understand

Why it hits me in the ass like a smack form hand

please I beg you to just have some fun

or I'll get Colin to shoot you with a gun.

(again just joking about the shooting.)

:D This is fun!

[Wrestlingprotector]

Oh seems in this hoedown battle, we make up a rhyme

For commenting any of my hoedowns, it's just fine

But keep coming up Colin's name, go on for miles

Bides, there are other jokes about Drew or Ryan Stiles

[Nintendofan87]

Does that mean I can use just Colin's name

why is he the one who gets all the fame

at this rhyme i'm dyin'

so please o lord get help from my friend Ryan

(seriously can I use other people's on "Who's line" names, I will still use Colin in most however.)

:D

[Wrestlingprotector]

Oh, right now I'm stuck during this damn hoedown

I just have to think of something else or I'll frown

Naming Drew, Colin and Ryan seems really shady

Because we left out our own good friend, Wayne Brady

[Nintendofan87]

Wayne is a smart one smart as can be

he's definatley more smart than Colin Mochrie

now my thoughts are in a demolition

I'm starting to question your mental condition

[Wrestlingprotector]

Well, my mental condition, I don't know

I had since birth, and sometimes it shows

And right now with adverbs and nouns

Let's just stops these stinkin' hoedowns

[XxMaDsPaCexX]

" i put on stupid glasses and go out as drew carey" pwned lol

[garbagelady14]

there is a better version or ryan's verse on the uncensored version. check it out...it's on youtube and really funny

[04ajday]

year his says he has his penis in his hand

[Frilsh]

the UK version of this show is so bad.

[CornFlakes18]

I would never watch Whose Line if Drew wasn't the host. He's the greatest host in the world. That's why I hate the UK version.

[04ajday]

agreed

[GrenadeJumper0]

GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

drew carey is hilarious!

[Chappscjc]

I LOVE Whose Line, but Drew Carey bugs the crap outta me. They should have gotten a better host. I'm sure they could have..

[milleniastar]

yeah, well, i guess they wanted a host with the "big ugly fat guy with stupid-looking glasses" routine. and theres no one else to perfectly fit that title than Drew Carey!

[DaichisMonkeyGirl]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!! IT'S DREW CAREY! HE'S SO SCARY!

Lol.

[bklvr23]

Oh yeah that's for sure!!!

[drmegabite]

Ryan's wasn't as good because the original one he did got cut from the show, as shown on the 100th episode.

[televisionjunkie]

Notice in this video, I believe that Colin took Ryan's rhyme, just look at Ryan's reaction when he's done

[tenrecc]

Highly possible, he always rimes scary with drew carey when he can't come up with anything. So it's either that, or he didn't come up with anything in time.

Too bad this wasn't the halloween hoedown I thought. "I open up the door and got ** ***** ** ** ****!" xD

[SophieRocks182]

LOL

They are so mean to Drew :P

[edtheloner]

I went to a halloween party, I danced around the room,

I found my friend, who was wearing a costume,

He turned around, and boy his mask was scary,

I said "Oh my god, you look like Drew Carrey!"

[manuelromeroclose]

Go Drew... Colin is great and Ryan Too!

[YamatoBushi]

Does anyone have a clip of the version that never made it?

[Zenmuron545]

every single night it is halloween to me

i dress up real stupid knowing that i'm free

i run around and scream bearing a knife

hey between you and me that is how i lost my life

[PZArnott]

I was arrested for my costume, I thought it was supurb

Where I was arrestest? It was in an all-white suberb

I learn that my costume is that steppin'

This is the last time I dress as Michael Jackson

[bluebear1985]

October 31st is a good day of the year,

But last year's Halloween was one I really fear,

The cops came to my door and me they really beat,

That is the last time I hand out condoms as a treat.

[ryansaunders8]

lol only good one ive read!

[9Shadowfax9]

lol

[seemoe]

the original version is:

i have to say that halloween is my favourite day

when i open up the door kids and mothers run away

i have no costume, i dont care in the land

i open up the door i got my penis in my hand

[SophieRocks182]

Omg yes I remember seeing that one by Ryan

He like broke down at the end lol, it had been a bad episode for him :D

[MysteryAndroclese401]

They had to change that one. He used to say something else. I'll tell you.

[bemoreunique]

i like how ryan said he took colin's whole finger off at the end... haha that was funny.

[daniBANANI]

ahhh this is the episode that was on the best of whose line, where ryan did the hoedown that was censored out

something about how he doesnt wear a costume, and the mothers open the door and hes got his penis in his hand hahahaha

[bemoreunique]

oh yeah, he was saying how they all took his ideas

[daniBANANI]

hahahahaha

[bemoreunique]

here it is, whose line is it anyway, your source for halloween costume suggestions. haha. thanks for posting.

[coolrag]

perfect hoedown to post