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  • LOL

  • I don't get it

  • What is wrong with you(people who think this is funny)?!? This stuff happens to actual people.

  • that was fucking hilarious

  • HAHAHA, that was funny.

    Would be better with some blood splatter and baby brain substance

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    This Person Has Created Quite Vulgar Content Of This Imagery

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  • What...?

  • deppressing enough O_o

  • lol, its funny cause this is a JOKE.

    geez people

  • this actually happens to people it's not funny it's sad, u went too far halfdaytoday

  • TAIWAN!!! THATS WHERE I WAS BORN!!!

    i never thought anybody would even know that place :D

  • @LawBreakerVMS really? how could nobody know about Taiwan

  • @loudwolf1 alot of americans dont know about taiwan o-o

  • @LawBreakerVMS That's also depressing.

  • @LawBreakerVMS I don't think we're that stupid...

  • The typo was the win right there.

  • lulz

  • WoH. IM FIGGIN DEPRESSED NOW. cool. thanks.

  • This is hilarious guys water you talking about

  • Oh god, that's horrible. But I laughed. I must be a horrible person.

  • "How to be anorexic" Hehe

  • That was... No words explaining. 

  • meh... It's a commercial (why give a fuck?) -_-

  • only fun was end "Escape"

  • sad

  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • This is sad.

  • how deppresing now im sad

  • i hate kids too, its all good :D

  • STUPID.

    

  • @EasyLinux 1. It's supposed to be a parody, because the original one was about how this guy started a life with this girl and got into a relationship, and this one was the EXACT opposite.

  • @iBETimWeirderThanU nah its just part 2

  • hahaha

  • wtf it's just a freaking joke guys/girls that are all like "booh that's depressing" or "thats not funny at all" it is funny as long as you know that it's just a joke.

  • the only thing i thought was funny was the "Escape" at the end

  • That's sad.

  • ok.....

  • this was hilarious rofl

  • thats soo depressing! :P

  • this didnt make me laugh it just made me sad....

  • Well.. it's good to see so many different reactions... some humans still have feelings, glad to see that. Even tho' I know it's a parody, I think this is going kind of.... too far... as EasyLinux said... just depressing..

  • Depressing. Boo!

  • That's just depressing..........

  • Fucking genius.

  • Er, WTF!?

    and why are Macs so popular with parodies?

  • T_T

    That's all I have to say

  • Women- periods.

    Men- marriage.

  • ROFL. That's depressing.

  • Depressing @ the end with the escape thing. 5* though. Music was also sad. I like it though. ******

  • This is kinda upsetting...

    its not funny though

  • so sad T_T

    but why to taiwan?

  • OMG toooo funny!!

  • That was just depressing, how could you think it's funny?

  • @EasyLinux Well I lol'd.

  • @EasyLinux I thought it was hell funny lol. it's a joke..

  • @EasyLinux THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER !!!

  • @EasyLinux I guess we're just sick mofos

  • wow depressing

  • jeez, its just humor...ppl should get the sticks out their asses!

  • does anyone really think this is an actual ad? you'd have to be retarded if you do. What kind of a trillion (or probably billion) dollar company would air something as potentially offensive as this? and it's horrible quality too

  • the original was boring, it's amassing how many stories can be created based on this ad

  • @bv90andy please tell me you weren't trying to say amazing

  • uel thenc iu for teling mi I meid a misteic, let's see you write in my language.

  • @bv90andy uel thenc iu for teling mi I meid a misteic

    i did it

  • @Thelaughingstalks11 omg you owned me you are so smart... a genius

  • @Thelaughingstalks11 oh and sorry if you were just joking, i didn't even look to see if you were the same guy

  • lmao hilarious

  • wife and baby murder is comedy gold

  • This is depressing

  • This was funny as fuck.

  • what a waste of 3 million bucks if it was accepted, i dont even know if that was an add for google or what, why would they need an ad anyway lol

  • Joni & Bill say hey

  • What music is this?

  • i dont see what is has to do with the super bowl but its still nice.

  • "Rejected Super Bowl Add" meaning it was going to air during the Super Bowl but got pulled.

  • oh. i didnt see "add" i saw "ad" but okay.

  • wow crap

  • WOW!...

  • this is surely fake anyway the last message should be "Think before doing sh1t" or just "Plan before doing it".

  • depressing...

  • Wow that was.... Deep... I guess? Haha!

  • so this is the new meme ?

  • this is so much better than the real one.

  • y reject tht was decent commercial

  • yeah....I doubt this was even from google, I'd sat some random dude made it.

  • Retarded.

  • i can see why it was rejected. good move

  • has anyone heard the rumors about this guy?

    /watch?v=OnFQUtPVGfc

  • What The Fuck Was That!?

  • retards its fake

  • this isn't funny dude. i hope this gets bashed more

  • Anyone who thinks this is real needs to kill themselves.

  • horrible ad. thank god it didn't ruin my superbowl!

  • that was just retarded! way to make us feel depressed while were watching the superbowl!

  • that fun

  • hahahahahaha. "How to die without pain" We've all been there....right..?

  • ummm...whoever made this joke has a sick sense of humor

  • Lol the music "Nostalgic Piano" or something from Apple. I have that on my mac :p

  • most fucked up commercial I think I have ever seen..

  • 'where to buy family life insrance'? fail? lol

  • I'm going to be Buzzkillington for a moment: Taiwan does have an extradition treaty with the U.S. China on the other hand does not :)

  • its a parody... stop thinking its from google. they arnt that stupid.

  • @XxESKIMOxX parody suppose to be funny

  • @SpendMaDoughOnNoHo i never said it wasnt suppose to be funny. im just saying some people believe this is real and they think it is made by google lol. im just letting people know its not.

  • wtf, im from taiwan, he doesnt belong there if thats what hes just gone through

  • they should make one for researching the New World Order.

  • ....WTF!?>

  • Not very funny but what's even worse is the people who think it's actually real.

  • thats a horrible commercial, what was it trying to promote?

  • @k97c a joke, u idiot. it was trying to promote a joke. good day.

  • This is a pro choice commerical. This is how screwed up baby killers are.

  • no it's not you retard. its just a joke

  • That one is sad :( not funny

  • check out my vid on the Denny's ad.

  • Omg this is horrible!  No offense to you who posted it, but I'm glad it was rejected...

  • That was funny

  • geta life!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrJsquared91

    fuck you to?

    jealous much?

  • fake and gay!

  • ray william johnson <3

  • @MrJsquared91 good one fag!

  • well we have doughnuts bitch

  • failblog copy or what???

  • That was stupid

  • lol

  • wow thats so horrible that google would even make a commercial like this.

  • Lol ? Most likely someone else made it.

    Not that hard to make a similar ad.

  • @bunnibi dumbass

  • they didnt

  • wow thats not funny at all

  • lol 5 dat waiting period loophole...

  • of course, this is fake, anyone can do this with a program, music, and crude humor.

  • hahaaa awesome video :)

  • -_-' i dont even...

  • best place in Taiwan for underage prostitutes...how to fit 20 kilos of cocaine in your ass...how to get the fuck out of Taiwan

  • i thought it was decent =/

  • this video sucks hard

  • HAHAHAHAHA!! I'm sorry but I found this to be hilarious.

  • thats fucking sad.

  • great video but horrible music.

  • This was a hilarious parody! Good job, lol.

  • this is just sad

  • This is hilarious! Not gonna lie guys, you remove the sad soundtrack then there will be a major difference. It really isn't sad its a joke.

  • If you guys actually think this is an actual rejected Google ad, you guys are retarded.

  • I accidentally fucked the guy who made this video. In the ass. I'd call it an escape, at least a temporary one. 8====D(__o__)

    God bless you people

  • you're an idiot......please don't smear the name of God.....

  • fuck god

  • Your life must be very sad....and don't say it's not, cause I wouldn't believe you......

  • @madman3247 sorry man, christians already did that...

  • some did, some didn't.....basing us as a whole on the actions of few is just.....well no, it is ignorant......don't be ignorant.

  • Fuck god.

  • You must be a Hollywood writer....I mean photocopier.....your originality is epic (douchey/ moronic) beyond words....wait, so that must mean you don't need me to let you know how epic (douchey/ moronic) you are.....good job....

  • yuo're pretty self-righteous identifying the All-powerful Creator of being a simple shitty word like "God". It's a shitty male-dominant invention of english catholics. The five divine names of "god" read as thus "Elohim" for Fire "El" for Water "Adonai" for Earth "Yehowah" for Water and a secret name in spirt combines the five with form the Pentagram. This is the true origin of Hebrewism and Christianity but fundamentalists calling themselves "madmen" are too goddamned stupid to research this

  • it OBVIOUSLY wasn't google who came up with this, pretty blatant that it's a parody.

  • Someone made this for laughs no way in hell would google make something like this, if you check out there adds, its all optomisitc things, this is just for laughs.

  • That was horrible.

  • Unfortunately, this may turn into a trend...

  • Of course google didnt make this ad... its not hard to fake the same style of commercial

  • @Xelthius thank god someones intelligent ... people believe anything.

  • What the fuck. Fucking depressing.

  • Most depressing commercial i have everseen in my life... "how to die without pain?"...

  • poor taste

  • Oh wow, this was really depressing. No wonder they rejected this. Why the hell would Google put something like that up? Divorce? Adoption? Those aren't good things to advertise. WTF google?

  • Disgusting

  • LMAO

  • Moral of the story...DON'T GET MARRIED!!! xD

  • genious

  • I dont get it.

  • That's why we have abortion doctors.

  • thats funny

  • lol awesome

  • why is there a NEW YOUTUBE?!?!?!? LIIKE SERIOUSLY!!!

  • @purplemandy817 Really Its not as good as it was. WHY ? and mine keeps messing up now on the videos with coms at the start. I just get this black video with sound. ????? To bad it was just fine..........

  • that's fucking disturbing.

    He marries a woman

    Becomes a father

    Tries to be a better person but fails

    Comes up with a plan to get life insurance, get a gun, kill his family, get the money from insurance and go to Taiwan.

    ESCAPE

  • @bati555

    Yeah, no idea to be honest why they rejected this.... :D

  • hehe funny