911 Operator: 911 What is you're emergency? Caller: HELP THERES A GUINEA PIG IN MY A**! 911 Operator: ........How did the guinea pig enter you're an**? Caller: I DON'T KNOW, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!...............CLICK!....beeeeeeeeeeeeep 911 Operator: Sir?
I hate when you go to an ATM machine and there's always that 1 in every 5 you go to that just charges you some outrageous price just to pull out a couple of bucks.
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Those REALLY LOUD ATM machines, you know the ones that let people know how much money you're gettin' out, just. 'fift fift fift fift fift fift fift fift fiff......'
for some reason... this video killed by right speaker. and the left one was really quiet, so i turned it up all the way, then freaking cant touch this blasted thru my house at 11:30 at night -_-
I have a 14 digit code!
IzzyInc27 5 days ago
my right ear enjoyed dane cook and my left ear enjoyed the music at the end
Sicup254 1 week ago
my right ear is so lonely
grant93321 1 week ago 3
Lol it's funny because it's true
MrIlikegadgets 1 week ago
lmfao!! @dorigzz!!! god i love ur vids!!!
iWUVgummies 1 week ago
I like how everyone complains about their earphone lol
djgirl947 2 weeks ago
I don't notice a difference because my right speaker has been broken for a while.
JesseArrr 2 weeks ago
It's just 20 all ones
cznmbgames 3 weeks ago
911 Operator: 911 What is you're emergency? Caller: HELP THERES A GUINEA PIG IN MY A**! 911 Operator: ........How did the guinea pig enter you're an**? Caller: I DON'T KNOW, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!...............CLICK!....beeeeeeeeeeeeep 911 Operator: Sir?
thetard123456778 3 weeks ago
I got so mad with my new headphone i thought i broke them!
DannyelAndHannahtv 4 weeks ago
i thought something was wrong with my new headphones man you know how mad i got...until i listened to something else
66ohmy88 4 weeks ago
My right ear enjoyed listening to this video... I turned my head.
emoguys11 1 month ago
lmfaoooo :D
fuckyourcommentsxD 1 month ago
how old is this? His voice is higher.
itsadeepburn 1 month ago
I hate when you go to an ATM machine and there's always that 1 in every 5 you go to that just charges you some outrageous price just to pull out a couple of bucks.
spades48 1 month ago
lol u put i hafe a 14 digit code
This0is0Me0not0you 1 month ago
360p = left ear, 240p = right ear
modernhalo999 2 months ago 10
DAMNIT. Would you believe that my left ear bud is broken?
TheBackOfTheBoat 2 months ago
Better music choice
TwerkTeamFantasy 2 months ago
dude my right earphone not working during this was PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF!
dxfanboy4005 2 months ago
I was at the ATM the other day and it asked me to enter my "Secret Number" I was like "WTF????? Secret number??????"
roseabby100 2 months ago
gut hit 249p
MrFederico927 2 months ago
Only the left side of my headphones gets the sound.
sniperassassian44 2 months ago
Oh just take off the earphones....ok :D
SuriUnicornFriend 2 months ago
I dont get it. Can someone tell me?
SuriUnicornFriend 2 months ago
32 people needed to learn karate.
snipesnipe225 2 months ago
Both of my freaking ears enjoyed listening. So shut up. JUST ANGLE YOUR FREAKING FACE CORRECTLY.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
WarriorsBiggestFan2 2 months ago
mission Impossible..lol
mannym2010 2 months ago
and they said the video said 'mufl. mufl mufl mufl mufl mufl mufl mufl'
fartilly 3 months ago
20 ALL 1s
thegameboy001 3 months ago 2
ha entering my pin!!!!!!!
kmt240 3 months ago 5
DellaRobbiaStern123
Are you incapable of reading past comments? Some people are having difficulty listening with earphones.
SUPERDR1VE 4 months ago
*punch*----CAN'T TOUCH DIS!
xXPoisonAngel82Xx 4 months ago 6
My left ear enjoyed listening to this video....
googleboy314 5 months ago 244
@googleboy314 y ur left ear? u only have one headphone? only one ear? huh?
DellaRobbiaStern123 4 months ago
@googleboy314 SAME xD
CrazyMizfan11 4 months ago
@googleboy314
what do you mean by that comment?
awadramy1 2 months ago
@awadramy1 ..theres no sound on the right.
TheMinecraftNotchGuy 2 months ago
@googleboy314 huh funny my right one did
Quarnival 2 months ago
@googleboy314 Cause your right ear is broken?
rsopata09 2 months ago
@googleboy314 OMG I THOUGHT MY EYE PHONES WERE BROKEN!!! :O
melojim1 2 months ago
@googleboy314 did your right enjoy MC Hammer as much as mine then?
21ismonster 4 days ago
I could hear it perfectly...
capitals8carly 5 months ago
:D
pandaprincess9 5 months ago
... mute your left speaker and listen to the right one only...
Tawnyshine 5 months ago 4
@Tawnyshine OMG that is SOO funny, cus my rabbit cut the cabel of the left speaker!!! xD
GuardianAngelFanga 5 months ago
McHammer!! :D
1AndreaRamone 5 months ago 47
I am so doing this the next time I visit an ATM
sweetcinnamonpnchkin 5 months ago 5
This only came out my left speaker...
mason0190 5 months ago 2
@mason0190 same
JJmclovinkk 5 months ago
@mason0190 same!
christine2624 5 months ago
@mason0190 Yepp...
idigtightpantsXD 5 months ago
Withdraw!
JCween4 5 months ago
@IStarkI I know how you feel when you watch it on an iPhone or iPod
legos1011 6 months ago
my right ear is lonely ;/
IStarkl 6 months ago 2
@IStarkl ikr.
crazyjackie6 5 months ago
i touched it
imsohot55 6 months ago
ATM machine?
DrSuperMarioMan6464 6 months ago
Hah! Entering my PIN! WITHDRAW! ......$100, ALRIGHT....*bang bang!*
DeerWolves 6 months ago
I had my volume all the way up...And than the end came....I think I just woke everybody in the house up
dwillkeithurban 6 months ago
:P
ZuperDuperNoodle 7 months ago
It's just 20! All ones!
totesme14 7 months ago
@ anatisattondagamer ( how ever you spell it)
BS. BS BS BS BS. THATS BULL MAN. TOTAL BULL.
soccernerd5000 7 months ago
lol for a second i thought i broke my earphones.
Minniebar09 7 months ago
WARNING: Can only hear audio in left ear bud.
66Bloodflame 7 months ago 3
''phft phft phft phft'' its just 2o all 1's LOL
lyric0914 8 months ago
@lyric0914 XD i laughed by mistake and my aunt was all like, "sssshhhh. . ."
kyouyarules101 7 months ago
i love this
joshuameeks1 8 months ago
I have a 14 digit codee!! D:
CherryBlossom511 8 months ago
FUNNIEST MOTHER F*CKER EVER!!!!!
iAmEricEvans 8 months ago
Thumbs up for MC Hammer
xHoffmanx3 8 months ago
1:01 is my favorite part lol haha!
Erica1Joy 8 months ago
I have a 14 digit cooode! Hahaha
Ashbringer80 9 months ago
I have a 14 digit cooooode
wesuppaflyy1125 9 months ago
"entering my pin, ENGLISH! withdraw 100$!"
best part!
XD
balletwb94 9 months ago
It's just 20!!! All 1's!!!!!
DeerWolves 9 months ago
okay, no more quotes
samuelLjackson5 9 months ago
its just 20's! All 1's!
AnnahCB143 9 months ago
its just 20!! all ones lmfao lmfao
msinger15lol 9 months ago
"You lean against it..."
*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
O_o
CubishBalls 10 months ago
Just $20!
All ones!
pineaple2010 10 months ago
24 people could touch it
mightyman1232 10 months ago 2
why is his voice so high?
girlsbdfa 10 months ago
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DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS
anitasuttonthegamer 10 months ago
i love it.
eliciamobley 10 months ago
dane cook is boss
laxbro2005 11 months ago
@laxbro2005 yes XD
sushikitty88 10 months ago
fricken funny guys!
DisturbdMe667 11 months ago
why is the sound only comming out of one speaker
StickymuffinStudios 11 months ago
@StickymuffinStudios cus your shit sucks
ALLIED7621 11 months ago
24 people have a 14 digit code
MegaUnknown43 11 months ago
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faggot your animation sucks cock like you
weedman44420 11 months ago
faggot your animation sucksd cock like you
weedman44420 11 months ago
I hafe a 14 digit code....hahahaha
illiterate people are funny.
MegaDutcher 1 year ago
whats the name of the song at the end of the video?
Valef0r 1 year ago
@Valef0r uhhhhhhhh cant touch this
XxIWantChickenxX 11 months ago
@XxIWantChickenxX cheers mate!
Valef0r 11 months ago
Those REALLY LOUD ATM machines, you know the ones that let people know how much money you're gettin' out, just. 'fift fift fift fift fift fift fift fift fiff......'
I'TS TWENTY, ALL IN ONES!!
ErikaItsME 1 year ago 2
24 people got their money taken
HalfMoonxJayfeather 1 year ago
Lmao Dane Cook is so funny!!!
firered9000 1 year ago 2
Your music at the end of your video cracks this kid up(;
pAnickPartY 1 year ago
24 people can't touch this
MegaUnknown43 1 year ago
LOL!!! This just made my day! :D
obsessionist97 1 year ago
English..Withdraw..100 Dollars
blacksweater72 1 year ago
he smokes crystal meth
ChaoticNuke 1 year ago
@ChaoticNuke Well so does your mom, when she was knocked up with you.
roflkids101 1 year ago
@ChaoticNuke no he doesnt
xXEricF007Xx 1 year ago
24 ppl dont have a 14 digit code
xaldinsbaby1 1 year ago 2
Lol :D
MrCheezy6 1 year ago
lol the last pic made me laugh so hard!!
ocachisu 1 year ago
cant touch this!
wildfratto 1 year ago 2
i hafe ? a 14 digit code ?
tonymlg91 1 year ago
"I have a 14 digit pin code!"
ElHope1353 1 year ago
wow lol that ATM's in the middle of nowhere
sk8rguy4life1123 1 year ago
"Entering my pin"
"Withdrawal"
" One Hundred Dollars"
XD
NotBadForAKid 1 year ago
Bad music
noyourgayHD 1 year ago
The song at the end ruined the entire vid D:-
Juan4567uh 1 year ago
lmbo omg i laughed too hard!
sparrowgirl84 1 year ago
its just 20... ALL 1s
JvmJpe0407 1 year ago 6
Dude, this videos are getting funnier each time I watch them XD
choolovezmusic 1 year ago
i hav a 41 digit code...
zeno711 1 year ago
lol
CharryChuCinder12 1 year ago
Stick people must be short, because the Atms, are like waaay high. LOL.
FireMoonWillow 1 year ago
Lmfao
rcrhoopz 1 year ago
never realised how tall the atms are in this video.
dorigzz 1 year ago 311
@dorigzz ya you did LOL
smokum0 1 year ago
THBT THBT THBT THBT THBT THBT THBT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Gamaboy1122 7 months ago
ITS JUS 20!! ALL 1'S!!! lol
SterDaKiD32 1 year ago 69
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Harulover528 1 year ago 119
@Harulover528 you forgot the english part, just saying
lexy2dope 5 months ago
47475843974328465089278529847 is my code
ghostnappa1000 1 year ago
HA! Entering my PIN!, ENGLISH!, WITHDRAW!, 100$!!! *is knocked out x_x*
yinyang10020 1 year ago
lol ENGLISH!!! :D
10kindsofConfused 1 year ago
Since everyone on here nearly quoted the whole video, lol, I'm just. Gonna say lmfao haha dane cooks hilarious. Lol
sheakaira 1 year ago
omfg so funny
nickk0987 1 year ago
@nennypsycho
Same shit happened to me except it's 2am..
Zach2264 1 year ago
hilarious man just hilarious. xD
khmatrix 1 year ago
lol thbt thbt thbt thbt thbt thbt
72tdickens 1 year ago
lmao WITHDRAW!
bunnygalxoxo 1 year ago
1000 S THAN ILL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
socky124 1 year ago
WHO DARES TO DISLIKE THIS?
Dracindo 1 year ago
@Dracindo me
kravmaga99 1 year ago
IT'S JUST 20!!! ALL 1'S!!!
Lugialover009 1 year ago 4
ENTERING MY PIN! ENGLISH! WITHDRAW! ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS! *gets mugged*
alpha19602 1 year ago
for some reason... this video killed by right speaker. and the left one was really quiet, so i turned it up all the way, then freaking cant touch this blasted thru my house at 11:30 at night -_-
nennypsycho 1 year ago
@nennypsycho yah it didnt work for my right one either =/
kibaspuppygirl 1 year ago
Walk up like mission impossible!! .... I have a 14 digit code!!!"" haha
GOLDENxROSE 1 year ago
dane cook is comody king
dallastown87 1 year ago
English, withdraw! $100 hes on the ground and the 2 r running with the money!!
lol!!
Randomcpvids 1 year ago
ENGLISH, WITHDRAW!! 100 $ alright.. lmao like wtf
xxxpcs 1 year ago
English .........$100 *gets beat money gets stolen
lifewithderekfanfrev 1 year ago
HA!!!Entering my pin!!!!
ShareaseSweetie13 1 year ago
I HAVE A 14 DIGIT CODE
SuperSkittlelover 1 year ago
really the song at the end almost killed it
makeuplife1 1 year ago
dane cook is the best comedian EVER!!!
igalvan5 1 year ago
IT'S JUST 20 ALL ONES
SpeedStackingGirlTV 1 year ago 2
dane cook and mike epps are the best comedians
MrHaterforyou 1 year ago
well we know that we can touch this but Chuck Norris could
Advidgamer25 1 year ago
"in case someone has like a telescopic lense ur like i have a 14 digit code" thats the funniest part
figureskaterx0x 1 year ago
cant touch this "song"
1000canelo 1 year ago
I have a 14 digit coooooooooode~ :D
XD
CherryBlossom511 1 year ago
if you put on the closed captioning, when Dane tells the part about the lout ATM's, read it! lol it says "your mother's like:"
XTotallyRandomStickX 1 year ago
I have a14 digit code I am enteing pin $ 100 wow lol
TheGC1311 1 year ago
the pics make it funny thx all u for adding funny pics lol very funny!
angel112336 1 year ago
You Go up like Mission Impossible lol
iiLeGiT101 1 year ago
Withdraw- 100$ :D
*boom boom* UHG! ugh.
rubberduckyluver1 1 year ago
lol "$100!!" DEAD!!
EJSkillZ 1 year ago
dane cook has a 14 didgit code i have a 29 didget code XD
bradley16445 1 year ago
i have a 14 digit cooooodee~~
PurplePineapples123 1 year ago
brian regan is like amazing along with dane cook :)
blueberrybabe7 1 year ago 3
@blueberrybabe7
brian regan is like dane cook, but without the profanity.
Fluffypopcicle 1 year ago
i have a 14 digit code lolz
DarkAnimeAngel88 1 year ago
i have a 14 digggiiitt cccooooddddeeee baahahah
Brandynwashere 1 year ago 2
i have a 14 digit cooooooooooooooode lmaooooooooo
FliHighzFinest 1 year ago
withdraw 100$
=D
darkmastertommy 1 year ago
danr did it once agian i love love love love him
Emmypunk 1 year ago 2
English :D
sonire150 1 year ago
i have a 14 digit code
Edwin7678 1 year ago
i love dane cook he like the best comedian in the world next to chris rock
macmaray 1 year ago 181
fuck chris
santiagoflores4 1 year ago
@macmaray and jeff dunham
shanedawsonfan92398 1 year ago
finally another jeff dunham fan
SuperEzekial99 1 year ago
@macmaray I agree with you! I get so annoyed when people hate on him...haha
ShavanaSalas 1 year ago
@macmaray i agree he is funny but i think daniel tosh is almost as funny.
kutezen12 1 year ago