Mike wuz cool---he had the most interesting combinations of guests,conducted good interviews,and always remained himself.For the most part,talk shows have gone way downhill since then.
To all of those calling Simmons a jerk and praising this horrible woman:
First of all, at the risk of sounding like I approve of Gene Simmons (he can be an egotistical jerk, but a lot of that is his schitck), he was just a young "kid" here & not well seasoned.
This woman is a hating bitch. That "nice Jewish boy" comment was funny cuz Simmons is a Jew. If he were not, that would have been quite insulting.Good Manners means not making another person fell uncomfortable. How is this moron nice?
@haitipi Jeez, call yourself a Kiss fan? Totie was from a Jewish family herself, and Gene had a lot of respect for her - which is more than I can say for you.
YES, I do. I am really a Gene Simmons (Music Fan), but I am a little put off by his schtick these days. I also admire his ethnic/religious pride. If everyone could have that modest level of pride (risking an oxymoron) in their cultures, without feeling that they have to belittle others to make themselves feel superior, this world would be so much better off.
I remember watching that as a little boy and being a bit scared by his persona. However, 35 yrs later and watching "Family Jewels" and knowing his appreciation for his Jewish heritage and his love for his mom, I can fully understand his reaction to Totie. It was a classic moment by both and I'd love to see it and discussed on his current show by a 60 yr old Gene.
Oh, jeez. He is trying way too hard here. You can tell Totie is making a total fool of him every chance she gets and is not impressed with him in the least. These days he's not much better, sorry to say. I was a Kiss fan at an early age; these days I call them out as the Artist Formerly Known as Kiss.
BTW, to all those calling Totie Fields an "old" lady, or rude additional names, this hysterically funny woman was only in her early 40's. Although I do wonder if the date is right on this clip. She lost a leg, and had a series of health problems, and per a quick search they say she lost her leg in '76. Given how she remains seated and not too mobile, I wonder if that had already happened. I don't remember her doing Mike after (and she lost tons of weight), but it was long ago. Love her!!
Imagine a whole career based on wearing a stupid costume. Yes, that away from KISS and you have a mediocre band at best. Kiss was nothing but costume and explosives.
They've sold millions of albums, inspired untold numbers of guitarists, bass players, drummers, and made more money than you will in 10,000 lifetimes.
Back in these early days,Gene was more into quantity than quality when it came to women. One time after spending the night with a cute groupie,Simmons was awoken by the chambermaid,a portly woman in her mid-forties,and not a MILF by any stretch of the imagination. Five minutes after the groupie left,the other band members found Gene banging the hell out of the maid...
In retrospect, Mike Douglas was a trailblazer. He had the most interesting guests and he treated everyone, from politicians to heavy metal demons with the same kindness and real interest in what they had to say. Mike, you are missed.
Dont forget, at this time Kiss were just starting to make a buzz in the music world. They werent making big money and the band liked to appear a mystery. Not like today where MTV has bands plastered everywhere. The thrill is gone.
This is my fave clip of savage,young Gene! The "Hotter Than Hell" period costumes were the most "Metal" looking of any that KISS ever wore,and it's hilarious that Totie Fields spots Gene as a Jewish person,even under the warpaint. Takes one to know one!!!
I'm surprised he didn't start talking about how many women he's boink up to that time. I swear that every time I see this guy on TV is is talking about his sex life and how many women he's banged. I can't stand this dude!
The Mike Douglas Show was huge back in the day. He actually got John Lennon and Yoko to co-host for an entire week in the mid to late 70's. Sure the show was a corn fest, but give Mike his props; he'd have an eclectic array of guests during those years.
The irony in this is the fact today, Gene Simmons makes more money than all four of them in their lifetimes combined. I say this because at the time, they all looked upon him as nothing more than a degenerate rock star. Oh the justice.
I watch Gene's shows - and ya he is a nice Jewish boy. He's also someone who isn't afraid to be creative and dream up schemes. He also knows what works.
@Pgalaga Totie Fields was ALWAYS intentionally funny!! She not only owned him, she nailed him for what he was hiding!
And huge thanks for posting this!! I loved her, as did my family, as a little kid. What fun to see her as an adult. Sure wish there was more Totie online!!
I must admit that Mike Douglas was doing something very daring at that time. I don't know if Dick Clark ever had KisS on. Mike's show was always very blah most of the time. I'll never forgive him for taking the slot of the Mickey Mouse Club..LOL!
LOL what a shlock act this was! Gene trying his damndest to "be scary" while the lady's getting all the laughs at his expense. These days he's soaking his teeth in a glass & worried about enough fiber.
wow, this is old stuff. What do you mean trying to be scary? I showed my grandpa this footage once and he wouldn't stop goin on like he thought he was the devil or somethin.
Mike wuz cool---he had the most interesting combinations of guests,conducted good interviews,and always remained himself.For the most part,talk shows have gone way downhill since then.
postatility 6 months ago
I love this interaction with Gene and Totie, I bet he has fond memories of this today.
twodoortwo 6 months ago
YOU NUTT
bobby28091 7 months ago
KISS was the first of the no-talent groups and/or individuals that rely on outrageous costumes to cover their lack of real musical talent.
thegoosebrain 8 months ago
To all of those calling Simmons a jerk and praising this horrible woman:
First of all, at the risk of sounding like I approve of Gene Simmons (he can be an egotistical jerk, but a lot of that is his schitck), he was just a young "kid" here & not well seasoned.
This woman is a hating bitch. That "nice Jewish boy" comment was funny cuz Simmons is a Jew. If he were not, that would have been quite insulting.Good Manners means not making another person fell uncomfortable. How is this moron nice?
haitipi 8 months ago
@haitipi The "hating bitch" is also Jewish, genius.
AnimalHouseVetVideos 7 months ago
@haitipi Jeez, call yourself a Kiss fan? Totie was from a Jewish family herself, and Gene had a lot of respect for her - which is more than I can say for you.
fanguk2 6 months ago
@fanguk2
YES, I do. I am really a Gene Simmons (Music Fan), but I am a little put off by his schtick these days. I also admire his ethnic/religious pride. If everyone could have that modest level of pride (risking an oxymoron) in their cultures, without feeling that they have to belittle others to make themselves feel superior, this world would be so much better off.
That negativity is what troubled me with Totie.
haitipi 6 months ago
3 FILTHY JEWS
awamoriwhiskey 10 months ago
@awamoriwhiskey putz.
wrlord 9 months ago
I remember watching that as a little boy and being a bit scared by his persona. However, 35 yrs later and watching "Family Jewels" and knowing his appreciation for his Jewish heritage and his love for his mom, I can fully understand his reaction to Totie. It was a classic moment by both and I'd love to see it and discussed on his current show by a 60 yr old Gene.
jabartolone 1 year ago
"Maziltov!"
SonicZinger 1 year ago
Young Gene, ? being made a fool of? Maybe...either way this is bloody hilarious. Sure made me laugh anyway!!!!!!
crankitandwail 1 year ago
As yet no one has been able to explain to me, how they ever got into (Or should I say on to) those shoes.
SweetSue4 1 year ago
100000000000000000000000000000000000 times better then JUSTIN BIEBER!
H20MichaelMyers 1 year ago 2
Totie no legs Fields.
jcmainman 1 year ago 2
@jcmainman and no breast
montecarlostar 1 year ago
A veinha do lado deve ter ficado beeeem tensa do lado do Gene Simons
RafaelCostadeMelo 1 year ago
it worked.
Joeruger1 1 year ago
Lordy, what putz!
TaterGumfries 1 year ago
Listen to the audience gasp and be uncomfortable. Little did they realize Gene would sell that band into a household name like Pepsi Cola or Kleenex.
RichYan33 1 year ago
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Silly ass, I thoroughly enjoyed him getting cut down.
@Red Nose Roxy; Gene's Jewish too. The whole point of the 'hook' joke.
LesThanEver 1 year ago
Silly ass, I thoroughly enjoyed him getting cut down.
@Red Nose Roxy; Gene's Jewish too. The whole point of the 'hook' joke.
LesThanEver 1 year ago
he was a bit skinnier then no?
soopahsoopah 1 year ago
Oh, jeez. He is trying way too hard here. You can tell Totie is making a total fool of him every chance she gets and is not impressed with him in the least. These days he's not much better, sorry to say. I was a Kiss fan at an early age; these days I call them out as the Artist Formerly Known as Kiss.
KamenRiderNecro 1 year ago
BTW, to all those calling Totie Fields an "old" lady, or rude additional names, this hysterically funny woman was only in her early 40's. Although I do wonder if the date is right on this clip. She lost a leg, and had a series of health problems, and per a quick search they say she lost her leg in '76. Given how she remains seated and not too mobile, I wonder if that had already happened. I don't remember her doing Mike after (and she lost tons of weight), but it was long ago. Love her!!
VeryFineWhine 1 year ago
Imagine a whole career based on wearing a stupid costume. Yes, that away from KISS and you have a mediocre band at best. Kiss was nothing but costume and explosives.
here ends the lesson
thegoosebrain 1 year ago
@thegoosebrain kiss isnt just about that , they have amazing music too
METTAALLIICA 1 year ago
Toti Fields FOREVER!
She OWNS him
sleece6 1 year ago
grandma is looking at him at the end like what kind of a jerk is this. lol
gamagan1
gamagan1 1 year ago
oi vey, the 70's!
mwolfe3508 1 year ago
Simmons was even a jerk way back then.
TheTeebuckle1 1 year ago
lucky grl she is
TheSonicmule 1 year ago
that lady played gene for a fool. for real, no joke
TheSonicmule 1 year ago
Gene looks so thin
joeyrempe 2 years ago
Skinny as a rail back then.
WanagiAkicita 2 years ago 3
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DIE LIKE A JEW
geofree1984 2 years ago
Totie had Gene's number! He was definitely a nice Jewish boy that took great care of his mom and still is to this day.
You can't help but like the guy!!
georgiahoosier 2 years ago
lol the audience is laughing at him in the background they never probably seen such a clown back then. He by far was the least talented in band.
gentlelovingmanUSA 2 years ago
Funny how Gene couldn't match wits with the old jew bag.
Did anyone notice that?
His attempt at shock didn't faze her one bit. She made him look like a fool.
rednoseroxy 2 years ago 13
@rednoseroxy excellent observation!! Her comment "you can't hide the hook" is a classic and right on the money!! LOL!!
Gman6755 1 year ago
@rednoseroxy
Odd comment since Gene is not only a Jew, but was born in Israel.
haitipi 8 months ago
@haitipi ...and a HUGE douchebag, Gene Simmons is one of the biggest assholes in *rock n' roll* history...I hope this dumbfuck rots in hell
oneirishpoet 8 months ago
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Kiss is a no-talent band that got to where they did simply because of the make up and costumes.
end of thy lesson
thegoosebrain 2 years ago
fuck off and go listen to the jonas brothers
LaihoValo9 2 years ago 3
They've sold millions of albums, inspired untold numbers of guitarists, bass players, drummers, and made more money than you will in 10,000 lifetimes.
What exactly have YOU done, gooseshitforbrains?
blorgensteen 2 years ago 4
Imagina that! they got rich with no talent! What about you?
kazar77 2 years ago
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Simmons is a fuckrag and KISS sucks shite.
geofree1984 2 years ago
what is his problem
is he crazy?
feetlover18 2 years ago
lol thats so corny lol
riztar 2 years ago
He kind of reminds me of a 70's version of Marilyn Manson
isolatedcrawford 2 years ago 3
Oops, you mean a rip off of Alice Cooper..
geofree1984 2 years ago
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Who is Alice Cooper?
kazar77 2 years ago
LampreyStaghelm sucks
regioking 2 years ago
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Kiss sucks
LampreyStaghelm 2 years ago
35 years ago today!!! Damn Gene looked soo young!!!
GlamRockerGirl 2 years ago 2
I remember seeing this show back then. So vivid are my memories of how bizarre Gene Simmons seemed, too. Thanks for showing this old classic!
winscott9601 2 years ago 3
Al salir se rien de él o es mi impresión? xd
DaRKeN58 2 years ago
Gene got owned!
Lengsel7 2 years ago 3
Gene Simmons zinged by Totie Fields - haw haw!
antoniosoul 3 years ago 3
lol evil jews
BLeacHpwnzjoo 3 years ago 5
Wow Kiss has been around a long long time. But Mike Douglas was a cool dude for having him on.
ravenpicks 3 years ago 5
Totie is cool. Look how she eyeballs Gene when he´s getting to absurd.
Fyllbulten 3 years ago 4
Back in these early days,Gene was more into quantity than quality when it came to women. One time after spending the night with a cute groupie,Simmons was awoken by the chambermaid,a portly woman in her mid-forties,and not a MILF by any stretch of the imagination. Five minutes after the groupie left,the other band members found Gene banging the hell out of the maid...
vonsmitty1313 3 years ago
Gene and Paul were a Mizrahi jews and there makeup was to hide that so that its easier for them to penetrate whit americas culture
WhiteLagomorph 3 years ago
is gene simmons stuck on himself or what?
badbowtie73 3 years ago 3
he's not GENE SIMMONS
sexxmies 3 years ago
I wonder how many women Gene had in his lifetime. Gotta be in the thousands.
7beers 3 years ago 2
Gene stated in one interview he estimated the amount of women he'd had sex with to be somewhere between 4500 and 5000
GoofyLenz 3 years ago
And that's just the ones he remembers because he wasn't stoned!!
7beers 3 years ago
Slut.
catchersmitt0 2 years ago
In retrospect, Mike Douglas was a trailblazer. He had the most interesting guests and he treated everyone, from politicians to heavy metal demons with the same kindness and real interest in what they had to say. Mike, you are missed.
christopherraven 3 years ago 6
Dont forget, at this time Kiss were just starting to make a buzz in the music world. They werent making big money and the band liked to appear a mystery. Not like today where MTV has bands plastered everywhere. The thrill is gone.
deepblue1963 3 years ago 3
This is my fave clip of savage,young Gene! The "Hotter Than Hell" period costumes were the most "Metal" looking of any that KISS ever wore,and it's hilarious that Totie Fields spots Gene as a Jewish person,even under the warpaint. Takes one to know one!!!
vonsmitty1313 3 years ago 6
really i thought he was a virgin. Am I that out of touch. Nice jewish boy.
best regards
drexall8 3 years ago
I'm surprised he didn't start talking about how many women he's boink up to that time. I swear that every time I see this guy on TV is is talking about his sex life and how many women he's banged. I can't stand this dude!
thegoosebrain 3 years ago
The Mike Douglas Show was huge back in the day. He actually got John Lennon and Yoko to co-host for an entire week in the mid to late 70's. Sure the show was a corn fest, but give Mike his props; he'd have an eclectic array of guests during those years.
Reg197844 3 years ago 4
Gene sounds lyka Nerd! but its Funny wen he Snorted! an How he Clapped for the winning couple an i luv his laugh!
JabbaJazz112 3 years ago
To think at the time some thought Kiss looked scary and degenerate. Little did they know that gangsta rap was in our future.
tucsonia 3 years ago 14
The irony in this is the fact today, Gene Simmons makes more money than all four of them in their lifetimes combined. I say this because at the time, they all looked upon him as nothing more than a degenerate rock star. Oh the justice.
dceballos067 3 years ago
Totie Fields called him for what he was then, and now: A nice Jewish boy. It's an act kids!
Alvin4NY 3 years ago 2
I watch Gene's shows - and ya he is a nice Jewish boy. He's also someone who isn't afraid to be creative and dream up schemes. He also knows what works.
khal007 3 years ago
"Are you a bat?"
LOL
Mike asks him as if he's a kid going out on halloween!
SagitarianVeggie 3 years ago
Wow Totie Fields owned Gene Simmons !! thanks for the post!
jsilence418 3 years ago 4
What a freak.
fokusdeutsch 3 years ago
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He scares me!
bluechic61 4 years ago
this is so unintentionally funny. Totie Fields throwing zingers and people laughing at "evil incarnate". Of course Gene Simmons really isn't evil:)
Pgalaga 4 years ago
@Pgalaga Totie Fields was ALWAYS intentionally funny!! She not only owned him, she nailed him for what he was hiding!
And huge thanks for posting this!! I loved her, as did my family, as a little kid. What fun to see her as an adult. Sure wish there was more Totie online!!
VeryFineWhine 1 year ago
funny interviews
patmix 4 years ago
i love the way hes thinking to himself "i should slit her neck right here onstage!"
triviumcunt 4 years ago
back then people were laughing...if they only knew how big kiss would become!
ace84056 4 years ago 2
Funny when the old lady say's its probably just a nice Jewish boy under all that makeup.
Gene actually is Jewish.
toscodav 4 years ago
Not only Jewish......ISRAELI!!!!!!
knouraee 3 years ago
he suppose to have beded 4700 women? pls he looks like he stinks...
irenadamienmariah 4 years ago
who uses the expression beded???
Shaboobuhwogan 4 years ago
I must admit that Mike Douglas was doing something very daring at that time. I don't know if Dick Clark ever had KisS on. Mike's show was always very blah most of the time. I'll never forgive him for taking the slot of the Mickey Mouse Club..LOL!
SgtRock57 4 years ago
I wonder if Gene did Totie Fields later. I'm just wondering.
dbmayne 4 years ago
gene could not scare anyone there
Obelisk2290 4 years ago
haha what a werid ass. People probably thought he was for real back then. Too funny.
KatieM101388 4 years ago
xtroplen you got it wrong.... paul was a taxi driver not ace!
CrazyFrEaK93 4 years ago
he was a nut back then lol....but still a hero
duece1973 4 years ago
Totie Fields was very funny when she did stand up...
DA90027 4 years ago
very funny
reformedfruit 5 years ago
Gene Simmons is awsome. Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley both started Kiss there the founding fathers of Kiss.
Its funny cuz Ace use to be a Taxi driver before the recruted him into Kiss. But anyways this is bad ass. yea i agree with what Elvis8Hoffa said lol.
xtroplen 5 years ago
LOL what a shlock act this was! Gene trying his damndest to "be scary" while the lady's getting all the laughs at his expense. These days he's soaking his teeth in a glass & worried about enough fiber.
Elvis8Hoffa 5 years ago
I love how when Gene is walking out the house band tries to play something "harder", with the guitar squawking.
r2blank2 5 years ago
wow, this is old stuff. What do you mean trying to be scary? I showed my grandpa this footage once and he wouldn't stop goin on like he thought he was the devil or somethin.
vfgjhj 4 years ago
I simply looooooooooove this guy! I spimply love KISS. He is just fantastic! Wouldn't mind take him home in that outfit at that age ;o) *grrrr*
DareDevilHeat 5 years ago
His make- up was awful in this interview.
OctoJan 5 years ago
it was early in thier makeup stages it wasnt perfected just yet
brutal666 5 years ago
who's the old broad
timmehfz3 5 years ago
she is the late commedienne totie fields
brutal666 5 years ago
very cool I always wanted to see this
brutal666 5 years ago