Classic wonderful stuff!! I rofl every time I hear this! I get a kick out of the fact that so many people have no original comment other than to repeat lines of his act.
@1123581321Random That's correct, I think he shows a picture of what he looked like as Edna on his "I'm Starvin'!" DVD... at the least, he talks about the experience.
Somewhere over the buffet, food piled high. Theirs a meal I must get to, stop me and you will die. Somewhere over the buffet watch me fly, making the owner cry...
best thing about him... he doesnt say fuck every other sentence like all other comedians today. He's so FUCKING funny haha!!!!! WHY OH WHYYYYYYYY CAN'T i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somewhere over the buffet, Food piled high! There's a meal I must get to, Stop me and you will die. Somewhere over the buffet, Watch me fly! Eating up all of the profits, Making the owner cry. Someday I'll have my own buffet, Where no one can tell me to ...stop eating! With Prime Ribs, Pork Chops, Pizza, Ham! A gastronomic wonderland. I'll be at every seating! If scrawny, skinny men can fly, Beyond the buffet, Why, oh why, can't I?!!
Somewhere over the buffet Food piled hiiiiiiiiiggghhhhh There's a meal I must get to Stop me and you will die Somewhere over the buffet Watch me fly Eating up all of the profits Making the owner cryyyyy Some day i'll have my own buffet Where no one can tell me to store a beating With prime ribs, porkchops, pizza, ham an asstonomic wonderland I'll be at every seating If scrawny skinny men can fly beyond the buffet Why o why can't IIII
i tried to stop him... and i'l be out of the hospital in a few months
sgtpeppr123 1 week ago
Ladies and Gentlemen. On march 18 to 24. The "Wizard of Oz" musical is being performed at Lindsay Place High School! =D
FaserTazer 2 weeks ago
Classic wonderful stuff!! I rofl every time I hear this! I get a kick out of the fact that so many people have no original comment other than to repeat lines of his act.
jmarcum72 4 months ago
2 people are too skinny too like this ):
avdbroek1 9 months ago
I want a sandwich get out of my way. :3
ghostlysniperx 10 months ago
He should be an opera singer
MerchantOfMenace1 1 year ago 5
@MerchantOfMenace1
broadway.com/shows/hairspray/buzz/6512/john-pinette/
been there, done that, saw the musical
Kablamityful 10 months ago
@MerchantOfMenace1 While he was not an opera singer, he was a broadway singer for I believe at least 2 years. He played the fat lady in Hairspray.
hmolson7 6 months ago
He got a good Acapella voice ....
FrizzyMcFrizz 1 year ago
roflol
SuperDoglover78 1 year ago
your outta the woods your outta the dark your outta the niiiiiiiight step into the sun step into the liiiiiiiiiiiiight
redheadeddude219 1 year ago 3
i share the same disorder.... Buffte adiction
tyissoocool 1 year ago
hey one person missed the like button, clumsy...
palkia38 1 year ago
Which witch?
zarniwoop42 1 year ago
omg friken hilarious!!!!
jewishbusters 1 year ago
Are you a good witch or are you a bad witch? I want a sandwich get out of my way. XD
IssyRedbird 1 year ago 11
great video
jasonboy678 1 year ago
XD XD XD Woohooo!!! John Pinette FTW!!!!
IssyRedbird 1 year ago
Glinda: are you a good witch or a bad witch?
John: I want a sandwich get outta my way.
ghostlysniperx 1 year ago 3
*Random quote from video i just watched* PLUS 1000 THUMBS UP!!!
RRReviews 1 year ago 5
your outta the woods your outta the dark your outta the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
step into the sun step into the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
redheadeddude219 1 year ago 3
lmao rotfl, xD
Timetraveler98 1 year ago
HAHA!! Are you a good witch or a bod witch? I want a sandwich get out of my way
Ragnarok1119 1 year ago 2
he used to do brodway musicals he was edna in hairspray once i think
1123581321Random 1 year ago
@1123581321Random That's correct, I think he shows a picture of what he looked like as Edna on his "I'm Starvin'!" DVD... at the least, he talks about the experience.
TuxKamen 1 year ago
THIS. MAN. IS. A. COMEDIC. GENIUS!
Smb081985 1 year ago 4
he can sing really wel
Jon81209 1 year ago 5
all the hindus would be barfing at the cows tht ive been scarfing LOL!!!
dancingjubilee 1 year ago 5
"Prime Rib...and pork chops...and scampi...OH MY" LOL
jer1er 1 year ago 5
are you a good witch or a ba witch? i want a sandwitch now get out of the way
bigturkman16 1 year ago 3
"I would gobble all the bittles to fortify my middles."
XD
furyunleash22 1 year ago 2
Somewhere over the buffet, food piled high. Theirs a meal I must get to, stop me and you will die. Somewhere over the buffet watch me fly, making the owner cry...
hasseo1 2 years ago 12
LoL!! "You been here 4 hour!! You Go Now!!!"
CreepDeath13 2 years ago 7
theres a meal that i must get to... stop me and u will DIE!!!!!! lol hes fucking halirous!! i luv him
5MusicGurl5 2 years ago 5
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
I want a sandwich, get out my way!
Ryuukazi 2 years ago 23
@Ryuukazi i love that part lol
volkswag12 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Some POWERFUL lungs on this guy!
Tremendously funny!
screwyootube1 2 years ago 9
i will never browse another buffet
fsgtad 2 years ago 4
This is a total riot! I LOVE this bit!
screwyootube1 2 years ago 2
Hahahahaha this is my favorite ever!!!! John is soooo funny!
meriweather59 2 years ago 3
"There's a meal I must get to,
stop me and you will die!"
LOL!!
purpleshamrock17 2 years ago 5
I practically pissed myself at his "All the Hindus would be barfing at the cows that I'd be scarfing" line.
TNO73 2 years ago 19
I love his version of the song, and hes funny as hell, "somewhere over the Buffet"
DudeSinger 2 years ago 6
best thing about him... he doesnt say fuck every other sentence like all other comedians today. He's so FUCKING funny haha!!!!! WHY OH WHYYYYYYYY CAN'T i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17BleedBlackNGold33 2 years ago 7
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll =)
sscool100 2 years ago
hilarious man
astrophysics1997 2 years ago
"are you a good witch, or a bad witch? I wana sand witch! get outta my way!"
katelovesmark 2 years ago 10
pretty damn funny
creedoboy 2 years ago 5
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"stop me and you will die"
bluesmashkirby 2 years ago 2
wizzard of oz buffet song haha
72ve17 2 years ago 4
both of them! omg i died laughing.
lucasgirl101 2 years ago
i would gobble all the viddles, to fortefie my middle's
oh the hindew's would be barfing at the cow that i was scarfing ...SHOW ME THE BUFFET!
crimsonjenni 2 years ago 7
"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
"I want a sandwish get outta my way!"
drowndingpool 2 years ago 4
lol i love that it is hilarious
bluesmashkirby 2 years ago
"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
"I want a sandwish get outta my way!"
mcrXninjaXyo 3 years ago 2
some where over the buffet, food pilled high. there's a meal i must get to, stop me and you will die.
some where over the buffet, watch me fly. eating up all of the profits, makeing the owner cry
i would gobble all the viddles, to fortefie my middle's
oh the hindew's would be barfing at the cow that i was scarfing
luffy1000 3 years ago 4
FRWWEEE WIWWEE
HoleyCrapProductions 3 years ago
wirree. There is no difference between L and R in Japanese or something. Can't remember it verbatim.
hinro 3 years ago
he is a really good singer. and funny as hell
evansnavy 3 years ago 4
he played the lead in 2 musicals including Hairspray on broadway!
Roxas226 3 years ago
well that would make since he i wouldn't mind seeing him on Broadway
evansnavy 2 years ago
he has a wonderful vibrato in his voice...
riles5446 3 years ago
" I would gobble all the viddles to fortify my middles, all the hindus would be barfin at the cows that i was scarfin!"
chainman100 3 years ago
You a good witch or a bad witch? LMAO XD
insanity064 3 years ago
a gastranomic wonderland! lol i heard him on the radio last night and mi mom and i thought it was hilarious
Sasukesmine78 3 years ago
was it on blue collar radio? i've heard him there dozens of times. he's great.
tigerseye619 2 years ago 4
beautiful voice
nansflicks 3 years ago
i like the parts when he sings and the sandwicth part! oh and "Prime rib and porkchops and scampi ... OH MY!!"
cristy126 3 years ago 7
"Prime rib and porkchops and scampi ... OH MY!" i like the parts where he sings too! LOL
tca604 3 years ago 7
LMAO!! "Prime rib and porkchops and scampi ... OH MY!"
Tara2372 3 years ago 4
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why do people feel the need to post parts from the movie they thought were funny in the comments? theres no point.
nebworb 3 years ago
its not like you have to read it
rodog69 3 years ago 8
its not like u have to read it dumbass
NarutoPoptart 3 years ago 11
u tell him bro!
tca604 3 years ago 7
haha funny
sthom9461 3 years ago 7
Prime Ribs and Pork Chomps and Scampi, OH MY!
lucasgirl101 3 years ago 5
And u ask y he's was in hairspay
Dareman15 3 years ago 6
I would gobble all the Viddles
to fortify my Middles
All the hindus would be barfin'
at the cows that i was scarfin'!
RockmanNeka 3 years ago 76
Ryuukazi 3 years ago 106
@Ryuukazi remove this please ty
destocvn 1 year ago
@destocvn You must be one of the 2 dislikes.
GET OUT OF LINE.
Ryuukazi 11 months ago
Luigirulz48 3 years ago 12
I love this man and his sense of humor. Thank-you for posting this kept up the good work and I'll kept watching.
Wendyloveya 3 years ago 9