Maz Jobrani - Gays in Iran

[emir1158511]

thank god he isent in iran by that day it would cost his head

[NaughtyBwoi]

Americans laugh at anything! - This is shite. Not saying he is crap, cuz some of his other material are ok. but this is 0/10!

[MaliceInMyFantasies]

put a wig on him and he's Serj Tankian.

[MaliceInMyFantasies]

put a wig on him and he's Serj Tankian.

[IamHohenheimofLight]

2:02 He's wearing a Lincon hat

[ninaenamorada079]

This guy is hilarious!

[SpinozicTroll]

"What are they gona gay up the comments?"

[outernettboy]

i dont think holocaust happened. there are no proof even

[SSGPredator]

I hate the Iran Goverment, Im Iraniaaaan<3

[pater429]

ok he is funny loooooooooooool

[KimchiHell]

hahahahahaha let's gay up the translation

[amir000015]

Shutup!!!!

[brittyd89]

"Abracadabra no more gays!" Oh Maz you are hilarious!

[crazyanimal187]

persians..........bunch of fuckin backstabbers

[Hyunikil]

hes kissing the jews asses cos they rule the entertainment media in US , ya me too dont believe that the Holocaust happened

[iTzDannnyBoi]

HOLY MOLEI DONUT SHOP!

[Beliebin4JDB]

I hate gays

[m33lad]

"the laugh factory" you must NOT be doing well with this comedy business, if you're accepting partnership from Youtube & taking couple grand from them a month!!

[irurwurst]

@m33lad

just another revenue stream. no indication that they're not doing well.

[jorrillabear]

I came here after some dude stole his material

[redlilly101]

Abra cadabra...no more gays! :D

[VersaPersian99]

wtf their are NO GAY people in iran they might talk gay and act gay but they are NOT GAY !

[BoboCarsi]

@VersaPersian99 there are so many gays in Iran, just look at yourself

[VersaPersian99]

@BoboCarsi YO IM JUST SUPPORTING MY COUNTRY GOD ! I BET YOU AND DAD ARE GAY TOGETHER ! OH WHAT !

[BoboCarsi]

@VersaPersian99 no, but me and your father is, you daddy likes taking it anal alot and giving deepthroats

[VersaPersian99]

@BoboCarsi 1st. i don't know you

2nd. i can tell your a fag

3d. im done fighting cause i have know idea who the fuck you are

[HayRoJo]

I laughed so hard at the last bit when he did the gay translation!! XD

[Reine1944]

I live in Iran and I have never seen a transsexual in my entire life. And '' Maz Jobrani '' is a liar who is trying to sell his jokes. Such a liar. I lost respect for him.

[ashkibala1]

@Reine1944 where do you live? in zahedan? take a ride to Jordan, Tajrish, Farahzad and Darake and you will see the real shit in those places. Of course transsexuals don't go to busy places because people are so dumb and close-minded that make fun of them and laugh at them.

[Reine1944]

I live in Iran and I have never seen a transsexual in my entire life. I DON'T SUPPORT aHMADINEZHAD BUT he was trying to say '' there are not as many gays as in the usa ''. Because culturally we don't accept gays. That's the truth. And '' Maz Jobrani '' is a liar who is trying to sell his jokes. Such a liar.

[thisnamealsotaken]

@Reine1944 culturally my friend no one accepts gays, I'm from holland and this country has a reputation of having lots of gays but the reality is that they still get beat up on the streets and have no same rights as other civilians. in usa its the same thing. ur leader is a hypocrite, there are gays everywhere in every country, no matter if they are accepted or not they are still there. when u accept something doesn't mean the number of ppl go down loll, it only means more of them will admit.

[farafinanoweliyadee]

iran getting very good soon going to be like china building a system that will be succesful

[NickoRules17]

wait he went scissors

and he said he shoulda gone rock

does that not mean the other guy was paper? and he won? and if he went rock he should of lost?

[mew11mew]

i hear some chatter........ :)

[Wutwut1n1]

0:56 watasitakolanagazawata gay

[duxluver]

I he gonna be in Oregon Usa?

[interjectionmed]

this guy's hilarious

[NameSadlyTaken]

Btw he did not say there are no gays in Iran, he said there aren't as much as the USA. LISTEN

[Chrispolowater]

Great after hours of watching these awesome videos I missed the 2012 new year....

[kashmirismeimkashmir]

I highly recommend Russell Peters. Maz Jobrani is one of the home niggers. He thinks his jokes won't sell if he doesn't criticize Iranian political leaders, and he is right because his jokes suck !

[Jamtootness]

and there's a sale at Prada! OH MY GOD! xD

[UnicornVamPire1]

@Jamtootness my fav part

[keyfeatures]

would be funny if it wasn't so true.

[leirgauk]

@DM5ive9 What? The point I'm trying to make is that Hitler was blamed for collectively blaming Jews, which he did, and that's why people are so afraid of being blamed for the same thing that they censor history.

[shadowmane55]

lollolol... last 20 seconds was gold!!!

[AdamIsGroupon]

I was at Columbia for that — it was a real "wait, HUH" moment. And then columbia's president kinda told him to shut the hell up, and ahmadinnerjacket got real pissed because he wasn't being treated nicely.

[ERiERFAN]

people STOP THUMBING UP the quotes from the video. plzzz

[KAGHAZCHI]

is he in ireland anytime soon?

[kircholagh]

he is a not a funnyyy!!!

[GooshtGaming]

Is he in vancouver canada anytime soon? I have gone to 2 of his shows. i also have autograph and pic

[TheLaughFactory]

@GooshtGaming Yes! On 3/31/12, if you can wait that long. :)

Here are Maz's upcoming shows & tickets: mazjobrani[dot]com/show He has dates booked out all the way through Oct 2012, going to Ontario, Texas, Sacramento, Boston, North Carolina, Phoenix, Fort Lauderdale, & of course all over SoCal, & more dates to come, maybe even abroad. I hope all our YouTube pals get to see him!

[shasha1873]

@TheLaughFactory The guy is funny as hell. We can wait indeed. Thanks.

[AndreaColoma91]

@TheLaughFactory will he come to europe?

[test123ok]

hahah last line was GOLD !

[Sustanaelle]

he looks a little like jullian barrat...lol

[SoCalDualSport]

At 2:15 it looks like a little tophat on him while he does the gay joke. so cute.

[josebreyna]

LOL sooooo funny!!!!

[Assyria4eva]

35 people work for ahmadinejad.

[crimsonmonieful]

This guy is sofa king good!

[TheHadesShade]

actually Thailand is number 1 then Iran =P

if my tour guide in Thailand was right.

[22cipolinas]

isnt he from friday after next?

[TheLaughFactory]

@22cipolinas Yes, Holy Moly Donut!

[22cipolinas]

@TheLaughFactory yes buddy :)

[ferrywizz1995]

@22cipolinas and from the interpreter

he played next 2 sean penn

[snejati86]

@22cipolinas U saw that to the end??

[22cipolinas]

@snejati86 yes :)

[krunkaintdead69]

"Gays? We don't have gays in Iran" ... not living ones anyway....

[kickflipindy78]

why do people quote parts of the clip as if we haven just heard it?

[Mar2623]

Love your stuff man,,,, I hope there wont be another war 

[ga0gao]

dont ever apologize for a joke! and it was good too

[Fred111000]

abra kadabra no more gay! hahahaha

[aceahmad]

shit i shud have gone rock... now i will lose my cock

[leirgauk]

It's sad that we've been brainwashed to find it so socially unacceptable to question major global incidents. I, for one, think it's a bit odd that 99% of the general public believes that WW2 was caused by one man's racism...

[canadaguy666]

@leirgauk people think racism was the cause of "WWII"? that's pathetic, really. most SERIOUS historians will tell you that major conflicts generally have an economic basis, and post- WWI Germany certainly was motivated by its economic grievances, not racism. people are ignorant.

[leirgauk]

@canadaguy666 That's my point. The idea of an entire people being oblivious to very recent, major incidents, is proof that something is hidden. Perhaps 'they' want to link questioning of the economic system with anti-semitism?

[fantasyexctasy]

@leirgauk I was always taught WWII was started because of tensions from the Global depression and Hitler's thirst for more resources to lift Germany out of economic purgatory

[tuberinmyhead]

@leirgauk I find it odd that so many morons like you enjoy pulling bullshit figures outta their ass like "99% of the public believes..." and you seem to be posting this comment in response to Holocaust deniers? You're basically saying you encourage people to question whether or not the holocaust happened?

Get the fuck out you neo-nazi, you're late for your tea party with Ahmadinejad and Julian Assange. I'm sure you guys will have a lot of fun fearing that "zionist empire".

[leirgauk]

@tuberinmyhead "How dare you not give an exact number of people's opinions, this is YT, we have standards!"

You're an idiot and belong to the 99%. The stories of how Jewish bankers bought and monopolized the entire industry and funded the October Revolution are NOT found in the curriculum. But, everybody with a basic education are told that Hitler "simply didn't like Jews". Unlike you, I'm against censoring history.

Israel was NOT founded for the sole purpose of developing a military superpower?

[fjzare]

@negiijoon,actually he DID say that about the holocaust...on lots of occasions...to different people in interviews.its 1 of his principal opinions that he has expressed ever since the beginning of his political career & while being gay in ran is not illegal,engaging in gay activity is very illegal & people are severely punished when caught.which is y Iran has a high sex-change rate- some gay men would rather still be with men, but 2 do that they have to live as women.y dont u do some research?

[negiijoon]

He never said there are no gays in Iran, he said homosexuality in Iran is not like it is in the West i.e. promoted in tv shows, etc.

Secondly Maz should have done a bit more research, transsexuals are very different to homosexuals.

[OFM515]

@negiijoon Did you really go onto a comedy video for political talk?

[negiijoon]

@OFM515 Na but I saw too many idiots on here which I had to correct.

[lifehatesmespll9]

@negiijoon He's a comedian. Not everything that comes out of his mouth is going to be politically correct.

[negiijoon]

@lifehatesmespll9 I hope everyone knows that

[lifehatesmespll9]

@negiijoon Most people who have a sense of humor tend to know that. Sarcasm and extreme storytelling is most often the biggest part of humor.

[negiijoon]

@lifehatesmespll9

Yes ofcourse they use extreme storytelling but the fact is that the media has been misinforming everyone that he did actually say that, and it seems like his bought into the lies. But yes, lets hope people don't take him too seriously.

[xxxkeyj]

Hahahaha

[rastamaaan92]

"Shit. I should've gone rock ...now I will lose my cock." LOLLLL

[esamm01]

dastan darehh

[Shamsuzzohan]

If this guy is from Iran then I've learnt from this funny joke is that Iranian's are very good at criticizing themselves. They have a great anger growing within them. Eventually other countries have a very good chance to knock them down because Iranians do not have any unity.

God bless on Earth. I don't want any more war.

[smek2]

Abracadabra NO MORE GAYS!!!

[wranglerlover95]

My new favorite comedian!!

[zoemitra]

And a sale at Prada, OH MY GOD. <3

[eustazio]

you get killed in iran for being gay. it's the law...

[DarkReapersGrim]

@eustazio Gay people STILL get killed TODAY and commit suicide from being bullied in the US too, a supposed "modern nation," so what the fuck are you bitching about.

[soom66]

shit I should've gone rock, now I'll loose my cock !!! lol man I fell down bursting!!!!!!!

[THEDISABLEDFERRET]

OHMYGAWD!  ROFL

[Ivva1000]

0:31=))

[CJBombaYe]

maybe Maz Jobrani should check up on what Ahmedinejad actually said.

[TVCreed]

@CJBombaYe

well his trying to appeal to the "audidence"

[AthosAmo]

I'm sorry, Persia, that Ahmadinejad was wrong.

[Reine1944]

@AthosAmo The only true thing that Ahmadinezhad said is that. Because we have a very traditional culture. There is no such thing as '' sex change operation in Iran ''. He is just trying to sell his jokes. He gives me a headache. Blah blah... NEXT!

[AthosAmo]

@Reine1944 There is such a thing as a closet homosexual.

People put on masks to hide who they really are. Someone can look like the ayatollah and harbour evil thoughts.

[Reine1944]

@AthosAmo Yes there is. I've met a lot of homosexuals on the internert.Iranian! But there is no such thing as '' sex change operation '' in Iran. I'm 33 and I live in Iran and I have never met a transsexual. His joke is obviously a lie. Because he needs to lie to sell his lame jokes.

[AthosAmo]

@Reine1944 If there is a draft for me to go to war against Iran, I will resist it. Peace.

[HyperColours]

Ahmadinejad didn't say the Holocaust didn't happen. He said we should be able to research and question the official story. Like 9/11

This Iranian is misrepresenting the facts just to get a laugh.

[retro9Anime]

@HyperColours it has been researched plenty and it obviously did happen. It is a pretty stupid thing to say nonetheless.

[imak1992]

hhhhhhh

AND A SALE AT PRADAAA

OH MY GOOD

[Enayze]

Maz Jobrani, one letter short of Maz Jabroni lol

[kitkenia]

he should have a show!!

[Meda01]

At 2:08, doesn't it look like he's got a top hat on?

[gzwerpjgbf]

abracadabra no more gay

[Bracerjack]

A Sale at Prada ?

No Shit, no wonder Translators wear so well, it's not just the salary, it's the sales notice!

[SirJust]

This gets funnier everytime I see it :)

[BandosTeam]

Maz is awesome. If you noticed 1:34 he says the word "Cock" and apologizes. Shows that he is not like other stand up comedians. He don't need to use uncool words to make people laugh and that's awesome. I think it was Martin Lawerence i saw once entertaining a crowd with his stand up, but he used so much words similar to word "Pussy" that at end of the video i lost a bit respect for him.

[Vivairanisch]

DAMET GARM...!

[06dio]

1:30, rock would have been a tie, he should have chosen paper

[axela619]

at 2:12 it looks like he is wearing a top hat lol

[2chrizz]

"shit, i should have gone rock. now i will lose my..  HAHAH"

[A7forever]

"Okay here's some shuttttttttter "

Amazing

GO MAZ

[Zanabism]

Damn...I should've picked rock.

[QueerSwede1]

Funny and hot, not a bad combo:)

[xxdarkvolcanoxx]

lol at the part where he does the gay impression it looks like hes wearing a top hat because of the background

[funatall20s]

he was the best in your vidz



[soom66]

shit i should've gone rock now i will lose my cock. lol wtf???

[fruitegable]

The end made me LOL

[yassiiedraki]

'i dont know mahmound maybe you should keep that shit to yourself' AHAHAHAHAH funniest maannn everrrrr

[ISuperLoveMovies]

HAHAHAHAH OMG SO FUNNY I COULD DIE

[SupaAmi]

Pause at 2:10, it looks like he's wearing a hat! LOL!

[KanapkaDrobakha]

@SupaAmi are you high?

[SupaAmi]

@KanapkaDrobakha Haha, no. One of the letters in the logo behind him kinda looks like a small top hat! I'm serious!

[KanapkaDrobakha]

@SupaAmi oh...thats what you meant...its too small..lol

[NathanCoalbine]

@SupaAmi lol

[FlowMotion93]

@SupaAmi lmfaoo

[Jebus495]

@SupaAmi Haha, the best part of the whole video is unintentional.

...or is it? o.o

[atum9ankh]

@SupaAmi You must have been high to notice that.

[OrCkHaNtheGrEaT]

@SupaAmi wow just recognized that too!

[angelarbab0091]

o ma god ur awesomeeeee maz proud f u , we iranian love u n u make us laugh too

[z235z]

He's great...

Asheghetam maaaaaaaaaaaz

[farhadsalmasi]

there r no gays!!!

but as what u see its our old culture!!!

[AyeToTheBee]

Haha I got a blue man group advertisement on the right because gay is in the title of this video.

[teameymelli1]

what happened to his eyebrows, persians don't have girlbrows! khak too saret :)

[n543576]

LOL is it like a unicorn because i never seen 1 XD where does he make his stuff from

[Archimedies100]

and a sale at Prada, Oh My God, whatta guy

[fuperman69]

lol the ad said "Looking for Persian rugs?" found him already

[LeaBee]

I found it funny that the ad on this video said "Are you looking for Persian Rugs?"

[o0Stranger0o]

I should've gone rock !:/ , now I'll lose my cock ! x(

[Ptofux3]

i like his mustache.

[AdamDa100]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[DupayForLife]

HOLY MOLYS DONUT SHOP!!

[Tyr360]

Haha I love Maz ! One of the funniest guys ever. Thanks for the upload.

[Destinyisdead069]

i just LOVe this one lol

[imsocoooooooool]

@halcyon0830 its part of his act lol calm down im sure he knows his stuff

[KyoXlp]

@halcyon0830 its was a joke -.-

[dvy45]

@halcyon0830 Ahmadinejad also killed his own people in the street y don't u talk bout that genocide

[halcyon0830]

@dvy45

What universe are you from ?? Genocide ??? Ahmadinejad has NEVER killed anyone or ordered the death of ANYONE. Unlike Bush and the American presidents. If a police kills a suspect/threat, do you blame that on Obama, and say Obama killed them ???

[dvy45]

@halcyon0830 not everything is about america most Irani coudlnt care less about US in iraq or afghanistan, we dont give a shit plus most arab leaders hate iran and have even begged US for an attack on iran, obama? stfu not everything is about US ur obsessed with US, plus watch the recent interview with Mohammad Reza Naqdi where he talks about how involved ahmadi is in the basij, he said they DIRECTLY answer to him n the BASIJ killed more than 147 ppl n they answer to ahmadi u dont know shit

[mambosdapenguin]

@halcyon0830 iran's GOVERNMENT, run my AHMADINEJAD kills political prisoners, STONES women for adultery, kills and persecutes kurds and bahais...etc etc there is no freedom in the islamic republic.

[halcyon0830]

@mambosdapenguin

The Ayatollah runs the government, The Guardian Council also has FAR MORE power than Ahmadinejad. Ahmadinejad is mostly a figurehead with very little actual power.

[halcyon0830]

@mambosdapenguin

Ahmadinejad has VERY LITTLE power.

Iran is controlled and ruled by the Ayatollah, the Guardian Council, the Expediency Council, the Judges and the Assembly of Experts.

[mambosdapenguin]

@halcyon0830 second to supreme leader(ayatollah or w.e the fuck), president(ahmadinejad) has most power.

[halcyon0830]

@mambosdapenguin

Ahmadinejad has NO REAL POWER AT ALL.

Ayatollah has the Most Power.

Guardian Council Rules over everything.

Expediency Council controls Government matters.

Assembly of Experts Chooses the Ayatollah and watches over the Ayatollah and has control over him as well.

Ahmadinejad is nothing but a guy who travels and who is seen in front of the cameras.

[mambosdapenguin]

@halcyon0830 well then the corruption comes from up top. all i know is that the entire islamic republic is corrupt and full of deception, regardless, reformists over conservatives(ahmadinejad) any day.

[halcyon0830]

The "Anti-Ahmadinejad" movement is a CIA/Mossad creation.

telegraph.co. uk/news/worldnews/1552784/Bush­-sanctions-black-ops-against-I­ran.html

wyrdy. com/news/2009/06/22/twitter-a-­tool-for-us-covert-operations-­in-iran

countercurrents. org/petras200609.htm

politico. com/news/stories/0609/23745.ht­ml

scribd. com/doc/16513618/The-CIA-and-I­RANs-Recent-Prez-Election

baltimorechronicle. com/2009/061609Roberts.html

informationclearinghouse. info/article22839.htm

MUST SEE..

youtube. com/watch?v=axe2k97362Q

[mambosdapenguin]

@halcyon0830 well of course cia and mossad are against ahmadinejad...they're against iran in all. whats your point?

[mambosdapenguin]

@halcyon0830 the reason why the people of IRAN are frustrated with ahmadinejad is because they're poor, cant even afford food to feed their families anymores because since he came he fucked up the economy and it has nothing to do with sanctions so don't try pulling that off.

[mambosdapenguin]

@halcyon0830 if you dont beleive me go to iran and see how people live now its pretty sad, the rich are extremely rich, the poor have nothing, and there is no middle class. not to mention the government spreading drugs to the streets and almost every teenager being high and addicted.

[TheAznROFL]

LOL