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  • you look like Dave Matthews not phil collins lmao

  • Shave clone looks like jack black

  • who is this man!? and where is his beard !?

  • You sure did manage to make some delicious lemonade out of those no-beard-lemons.

  • wtf, no beard? Craig Gene Benzine! I know we all have skeletons in our respective closets, but somethings are unforgivable. Look at me. Unforgivable. My bearded hoody is a lie. Rough.

  • you look kinda OLD without beard!

    And SERIOUS!

  • You look in your early 20s without a beard. Thought this video was made back in your early 20s. Seriously

  • scaaaaary

  • Craig please! Put a beard on, you're embarrassing us!

  • BWAHAHAHAHA!

  • He's betrayed the beard cause!

  • the resemblance is uncanny.

  • @Jimmyboygohome They're brothers..... MYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • he looks more like andy kaufman

  • watching this in 2012!

  • two years later. your videos are much more confident :) but I still love this

  • AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • I DON'T LIKE IT

  • It's like a horror movie...

  • WHY WHEEZY? WHYYYYYYYYYYY

  • he looks so weird... :O

  • commenting over 2.5 years later, My GOD!!! I... I fear Beardless Wheezy ... And, seriously, you do look like Phil baby...

  • he looks younger but is somehow lesss funny to watch... :(

    

  • How did you do beard slam! 

  • i miss craig with his beard

  • Ι see what you did there

  • he looks like a completely different person without his beard

  • Yet another senselessly dead beard. Shame on all razors! Down with cutting!

  • I went 'WOAH' When I saw you. Not that its bad... HE'S ON TO US!!! RUN!

  • NO0OOOOOOOO

  • :O I have seen A LOT of wheezywaiter videos, but I have never seen him without his beard, and it's honestly really really weird. Not bad, just weird...

    Also fun to see how his video making style has improved :)

  • EEEAHH!! No!

    vvvv(arrows)vvvvv

  • craig used to have a beard...then he took an arrow to the knee.

  • He reminds me of Finch from American Pie. Anyone else?

  • I love your cover of Against the Odds. Much better than the original.

  • 0:27 looks like David Duchovny.

  • GAH! Beardless clone!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • you look so much younger! so funny to see you so bald in your face haha :)

  • I had to cover the bottom of your face with my hand to believe it was you.

  • That was the most frightening thing I've ever seen.

    Ya I don't get out much.

  • Wow Wheezy looks so different; I'm watching old videos and I thought it was someone else in the thumbnail haha.

  • I LIKED YOUR BEARD!!!!!!!!!

  • Y U NO LIEK PHIL COLLINS?! HE SANG SONGZ IN TARZAN AND BROTHER BEAR, TWO OF THE AWSHUMEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! >:O

  • you're beautiful.

  • i am not a face lover.

    I am a beard lover!

  • i love your old videos, there amazing

  • Agh! Forever and always keep the beard, wheezy. Please....

  • i think it looks better

  • LOL PHIL COLLINS.... oh wait thats wheezy.....

  • The Postal Service Cover is sick

  • Why did you DO that?!

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  • Phil Colins?! OMG that was sooooo awesome, You do look like him. LMAO. But, I can not get use to you without your beard. <3 I love that beard. I just wanna rub my face in it. Like a cat on a rug. Is that Weird? ;) love you Craig! <3

  • Poem for Craig <3 Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. You look like Bob Hoskins because. Phil Collins has no lips. Bob Hoskins.
  • Y U NO HAS BEARD?

  • what did you do!?!

  • you must be a clone.

  • you not craig!

  • HAHAHA LOVE IT!!!

  • Man you look way different without your beard....It's like Inception.... :O

  • Hey, it's Donald from Platoon of Power Squadron! Hi Donald :)

  • nom

  • It is so . . . weird.

  • i have a feeling this vid has so many more views than normal because people typed in "look at me now" an fell accross this lol... BUT WHEEZY BEATS BREEZY AND (fake) WEEZY EVERYDAY

  • Holy carp you do look like him!

  • You look better without the beard. But you are better with it. You know?

  • Marry me. That's all I'm asking for. You're amazingly handsome without a beard!

  • IIIMMMPPOOSSSTTEERRR D8< YOU CAN NOT BE WHEEZY.

  • You look like John Cusack

  • Cannot unsee. Ever.

    NEVER SHAVE AGAIN CRAIG PLEASE.

    This video, without the beard, is just plain awkward.

  • it is clear! Phil took over the chanel for a time and pretended to be Craig. That is why the beard is missing! It was never missing! Craig was!

  • I never want to see this again.

  • no....no... it's... it's over :(

  • Oh my God!!!!!

  • Craig without a beard....AAAAHHH MY EYES!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!

  • you look so different without your beard :O

  • I am NOT a face lover. I am a BEARD LOVER! Beard lovers unite!

  • It's SO DIFFERENT! You don't look anything like yourself!

  • NO

  • you look like the guy off of school of rock! D:

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  • @adamski2206 please G_G

  • You look wrong.

  • Who is this guy? What happened to the guy with the beard.

  • it like an alternate universe!!!

  • So wait, who are you again?

  • You looks horrible without beartd

  • i cant watch this video.....after about 20 seconds i start to tear up

  • Hey facelovers--ughh..

  • I really, really wanna know whats around that corner by the window :-*

  • @98SkinnyLatte There's just an empty space...(: Hahaha I'm clever.

  • @98SkinnyLatte It's where his cloning machine is.

  • AHH! What kind of clone is THIS?!

  • I had NO IDEA that you had no beard at any point in Wheezy Waiter history....I can never look at anything the same ever again...

  • u sound so different without a beard.

  • I really thought you were gonna sing...."There's just an empty face..." referring to your lack of beard

  • @MoreThanJustSkinDeep haha, that's what I thought xD

  • I love that!

    *rolls in* Hey Face Lovers...*keeps rolling* ugh...

  • It's Craigity Craig, Craig without a beard

  • I have to say it... YOU LOOK LIKE A PUPPY !!! ^^

  • Where's wheezy and what have you done with him?

  • haha yeaaah!! the other day i was watching a phill collins video of a classic song and i thought, WAIT, I'ts weezy... mmmm nah! haha

  • jaja this was on myu b-day

  • OMG BEARDLESS WHEEZY MADE MY LIFE

  • O.O OMG! *schocked*

  • When I saw the title, I actually started singing that song. I had no idea this actually had anything to do with Phil Collins.

  • he looks so different without a beard!!! without the EPIC beard!

  • omfg you do!

  • I saw the thumbnail and seriously though that it was someone else.

  • why do all white people know how to play a guitar!?!

  • @TheCompGame Im white and I dont know how to play the guitar :(

  • @TheCompGame I wish.

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!1­1

  • OH GOD NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! I NEED TO CLICK AWAY FROM THIS VIDEO! YOU DON'T LOOK RIGHT! WHO ARE YOU? WHAT AM I? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THAT? WHO IS THAT? WHAT IS WHO THAT IS WHAT WHOM IS? What?
  • wow craig i have never seen you with no beard

  • OMG This can't be be craig!!!! it must be a beardless clone!!!!! :O

  • but Phil Collins was really good-looking early 70s-ish.

  • YOU WHERE SO THIN!

  • @linktube it's because of the lack of facial hair, it makes up a large quantity of craig's face

  • I don't see any resemblence either. His hair is parted differently. XD

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  • where the fudge is your beard??????

  • @MrFirefighter343 competition between him and Toddly00 the one that was able to grow a beard the fastest....unfortunatly he lost :(((

  • Wheezy for genesis!!!

  • You look like James Mercer of The Shins with the beard.

  • the sad thing is that this vid won't stand out in my favorites, which has experienced a recent (MAJOR) influx of your vids... I'm trying to be selective, I really really REALLY AM. :c

  • This may be my most favorite one out of the 100 something I've watched now.

    Collins matching you was uncanny but somehow made your beardlessness more bearable... "What is that on the wall over there? Is that a bug or something? I'm just going to stare at it for a while." aahahahaha <3

    The recurring lack of wind resistance was adorable <3 AND oh my god, Ben Gibbards? Yes, yes, quadruple yes.

  • when your beard is gone it will be forever missed...

  • I must wonder if Phil Collins is actually a Wheezy Clone.

  • hahahahaahha omg the resemblance is scary.

  • *wink* 

  • Can you do a house tour???

  • lololololol hi;ariousssssssssss

    

  • you do look like him..... but only when you made those faces 0.o

  • e.e i cant. watch. any. longer.

  • u look better without a stache! <33333333333

  • WIN.

  • ZOMG NO BEARD *explodes*

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  • That made me sad. NO BEARD????? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOOOOOO??????? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

  • Awesome

  • do not shave your beerd again

  • phil collins is my nephew

  • Who did this to you???!!!

  • lol after i watched this i watched wheezy vs santa when your beard was crazy

  • oh god you look so wierd

  • You look really young now!

  • OMFG I HAD NO IDEA U SHAVED YOUR BEARD AT ONE POINT :o my world has been altered forever

  • @angrace14 It's obviously fake.

  • @Anibetube fake? are you that type of person that goes around and calls everything fake?

  • @sethboy66 Nope, but I mean... come on dude, it's Wheezy without the beard. Almost as fake as eskimos.

  • @angrace14 he shaved his beard 3 times throughout the series.

  • what about Kevin Spacey....

  • @TheKeleja omg KEVIN SPACEY!

  • @TheKeleja yep (:

  • It's like. . without a beard. . you're lisp goes away.

    *ponders on this

  • I dunno.  You kinda remind me of Kevin Spacey.

  • Look at this then look at Wheezy vs Santa

  • Omg you are gorgeous! I love you with your beard too, but this way you look so cute!

  • ahh you look so cute!

  • ;) *ping*

  • he kinda looks british w/o the beard...idk y

  • @wheezywaiter you look gorgeous

    ;)

  • your like a young Phil Collins mixed with a very young Bob Hoskins

  • <3 I miss the beard!

  • :O........ the beard is EVERYTHING

  • Phil Oakey like

  • I'm thinking you look more like Andy Kaufman without your beard...

  • To me you look like matthew macfadyen =) It's all good though, he's a fox

  • Omg I lol-ed at the Phil Collins part.

  • Phil Collins + Billy Reid = Beardless Wheezy :)

  • never shave again.

  • You look different without the beard...

    and Phil Collins *cough*

  • lol u totally look like phil collins

  • Oh heck no, you're a million times cuter than Phil Collins. Lol

    Oh, crap, I said I needed to stop watching your vids and get back to work! Bah!

  • ur better with a beard :D

  • at 1:06 it looked like you ran through a wall

  • I didn't know phil collins drinks pbr's!

  • I don't think you look like Phil Collins.

    I think you look like Phill Daniels. (Kevin Wicks in Eastenders)

  • Ha ha I thought you looked like Phil Collins with the beard too XD