wtf, no beard? Craig Gene Benzine! I know we all have skeletons in our respective closets, but somethings are unforgivable. Look at me. Unforgivable. My bearded hoody is a lie. Rough.
:O I have seen A LOT of wheezywaiter videos, but I have never seen him without his beard, and it's honestly really really weird. Not bad, just weird...
Also fun to see how his video making style has improved :)
Y U NO LIEK PHIL COLLINS?! HE SANG SONGZ IN TARZAN AND BROTHER BEAR, TWO OF THE AWSHUMEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
Phil Colins?! OMG that was sooooo awesome, You do look like him. LMAO. But, I can not get use to you without your beard. <3 I love that beard. I just wanna rub my face in it. Like a cat on a rug. Is that Weird? ;) love you Craig! <3
Poem for Craig <3 Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins. You look like Bob Hoskins because. Phil Collins has no lips. Bob Hoskins.
i have a feeling this vid has so many more views than normal because people typed in "look at me now" an fell accross this lol... BUT WHEEZY BEATS BREEZY AND (fake) WEEZY EVERYDAY
i have a feeling this vid has so many more views than normal because people typed in "look at me now" an fell accross this lol... BUT WHEEZY BEATS BREEZY AND (fake) WEEZY EVERYDAY
OH GOD NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! I NEED TO CLICK AWAY FROM THIS VIDEO! YOU DON'T LOOK RIGHT! WHO ARE YOU? WHAT AM I? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THAT? WHO IS THAT? WHAT IS WHO THAT IS WHAT WHOM IS? What?
the sad thing is that this vid won't stand out in my favorites, which has experienced a recent (MAJOR) influx of your vids... I'm trying to be selective, I really really REALLY AM. :c
This may be my most favorite one out of the 100 something I've watched now.
Collins matching you was uncanny but somehow made your beardlessness more bearable... "What is that on the wall over there? Is that a bug or something? I'm just going to stare at it for a while." aahahahaha <3
The recurring lack of wind resistance was adorable <3 AND oh my god, Ben Gibbards? Yes, yes, quadruple yes.
That made me sad. NO BEARD????? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOOOOOO??????? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
you look like Dave Matthews not phil collins lmao
ed2cool20 15 hours ago
Shave clone looks like jack black
MrBenram 6 days ago
who is this man!? and where is his beard !?
sugarofthesea 1 week ago
You sure did manage to make some delicious lemonade out of those no-beard-lemons.
jhfuchs79 2 weeks ago
wtf, no beard? Craig Gene Benzine! I know we all have skeletons in our respective closets, but somethings are unforgivable. Look at me. Unforgivable. My bearded hoody is a lie. Rough.
jhfuchs79 2 weeks ago
you look kinda OLD without beard!
And SERIOUS!
0schnuffel0 2 weeks ago
You look in your early 20s without a beard. Thought this video was made back in your early 20s. Seriously
GuitarGirllll 2 weeks ago
scaaaaary
plushalligator 2 weeks ago
Craig please! Put a beard on, you're embarrassing us!
TheNelora 3 weeks ago
BWAHAHAHAHA!
samr193 3 weeks ago
He's betrayed the beard cause!
wowzer840 3 weeks ago
the resemblance is uncanny.
Jimmyboygohome 3 weeks ago
@Jimmyboygohome They're brothers..... MYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
EmotionsNeverLie 2 weeks ago
he looks more like andy kaufman
Cryengine 3 weeks ago
watching this in 2012!
crazygothvixen 3 weeks ago 21
two years later. your videos are much more confident :) but I still love this
caitmach 3 weeks ago
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nocuteusernamesleft 4 weeks ago
I DON'T LIKE IT
TheKiaLouise 4 weeks ago
It's like a horror movie...
SaphireBurst 4 weeks ago
WHY WHEEZY? WHYYYYYYYYYYY
vismadring 1 month ago
he looks so weird... :O
Stellawindiew 1 month ago
commenting over 2.5 years later, My GOD!!! I... I fear Beardless Wheezy ... And, seriously, you do look like Phil baby...
QueenMonkeyGirl 1 month ago 2
he looks younger but is somehow lesss funny to watch... :(
OMGusernameBITCHES 1 month ago
How did you do beard slam!
crashimploder 1 month ago
i miss craig with his beard
twinkiebeast702 1 month ago
Ι see what you did there
TheoPanag7 1 month ago in playlist Comedy
he looks like a completely different person without his beard
theworstandbest 1 month ago
Yet another senselessly dead beard. Shame on all razors! Down with cutting!
Flotube444 1 month ago
I went 'WOAH' When I saw you. Not that its bad... HE'S ON TO US!!! RUN!
XxxCookieMonsterxxXv 1 month ago
NO0OOOOOOOO
daniyellowjello 1 month ago
:O I have seen A LOT of wheezywaiter videos, but I have never seen him without his beard, and it's honestly really really weird. Not bad, just weird...
Also fun to see how his video making style has improved :)
WaistHighView 1 month ago 3
EEEAHH!! No!
vvvv(arrows)vvvvv
KotaJMomo 1 month ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
craig used to have a beard...then he took an arrow to the knee.
blissbeauty96 1 month ago 11
He reminds me of Finch from American Pie. Anyone else?
ShinyBlockz 1 month ago
I love your cover of Against the Odds. Much better than the original.
laughwhore47 1 month ago
0:27 looks like David Duchovny.
SandVeil1 1 month ago
GAH! Beardless clone!
TheGeorgieEm 1 month ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
JarheadMaster 1 month ago
you look so much younger! so funny to see you so bald in your face haha :)
LiLauraLu 1 month ago
I had to cover the bottom of your face with my hand to believe it was you.
Maggie1096 1 month ago 8
That was the most frightening thing I've ever seen.
Ya I don't get out much.
minervasp73 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You look SOOOOO different :S
ABOMiiNATiONUK 2 months ago
Wow Wheezy looks so different; I'm watching old videos and I thought it was someone else in the thumbnail haha.
xoxosarah18 2 months ago 8
I LIKED YOUR BEARD!!!!!!!!!
elove0209 2 months ago
Y U NO LIEK PHIL COLLINS?! HE SANG SONGZ IN TARZAN AND BROTHER BEAR, TWO OF THE AWSHUMEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
nunoyobiznis 2 months ago
you're beautiful.
guer3412 2 months ago
i am not a face lover.
I am a beard lover!
TheThatCapricorn 2 months ago 4
i love your old videos, there amazing
kate9987 2 months ago 4
Agh! Forever and always keep the beard, wheezy. Please....
KatestheOrange 2 months ago
i think it looks better
jeffyjeffyjeffy 2 months ago
LOL PHIL COLLINS.... oh wait thats wheezy.....
freak123t 3 months ago
The Postal Service Cover is sick
nathanalex40 3 months ago
Why did you DO that?!
johnbleek 3 months ago
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JFAcoustic 3 months ago
Phil Colins?! OMG that was sooooo awesome, You do look like him. LMAO. But, I can not get use to you without your beard. <3 I love that beard. I just wanna rub my face in it. Like a cat on a rug. Is that Weird? ;) love you Craig! <3
SeekingTruth25 3 months ago
sugarpeepsez 3 months ago
Y U NO HAS BEARD?
Spherehead123 3 months ago 92
what did you do!?!
reuven2001612 3 months ago
you must be a clone.
XBladeWingX 3 months ago 97
you not craig!
sharkhead1111 3 months ago 3
HAHAHA LOVE IT!!!
mekayla20 3 months ago
Man you look way different without your beard....It's like Inception.... :O
fusionfallplayer6000 3 months ago
Hey, it's Donald from Platoon of Power Squadron! Hi Donald :)
akidwholikesdrama 4 months ago
nom
themaypole 4 months ago
It is so . . . weird.
chanopoop 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i have a feeling this vid has so many more views than normal because people typed in "look at me now" an fell accross this lol... BUT WHEEZY BEATS BREEZY AND (fake) WEEZY EVERYDAY
p00chieMane 4 months ago
i have a feeling this vid has so many more views than normal because people typed in "look at me now" an fell accross this lol... BUT WHEEZY BEATS BREEZY AND (fake) WEEZY EVERYDAY
p00chieMane 4 months ago
Holy carp you do look like him!
MrRicksworth 4 months ago
You look better without the beard. But you are better with it. You know?
MyRationalHypothesis 4 months ago
Marry me. That's all I'm asking for. You're amazingly handsome without a beard!
foxluver2828 4 months ago
IIIMMMPPOOSSSTTEERRR D8< YOU CAN NOT BE WHEEZY.
DoodlesByAdzie 4 months ago
You look like John Cusack
uchihaclan95 4 months ago
Cannot unsee. Ever.
NEVER SHAVE AGAIN CRAIG PLEASE.
This video, without the beard, is just plain awkward.
anatete1 4 months ago
it is clear! Phil took over the chanel for a time and pretended to be Craig. That is why the beard is missing! It was never missing! Craig was!
Ninjaslikelamas 4 months ago
I never want to see this again.
DoubleDogDork 4 months ago
no....no... it's... it's over :(
l3igts 4 months ago
Oh my God!!!!!
NavySEAL2011 4 months ago
Craig without a beard....AAAAHHH MY EYES!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!
MrMiniKnowsALot 4 months ago
you look so different without your beard :O
XxCrazyYoshixX 4 months ago
I am NOT a face lover. I am a BEARD LOVER! Beard lovers unite!
rainbowgoma 4 months ago
It's SO DIFFERENT! You don't look anything like yourself!
tappinhippo 4 months ago
NO
blahCECIblah 4 months ago
you look like the guy off of school of rock! D:
XCrunnerNCR 4 months ago
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adamski2206 4 months ago
@adamski2206 please G_G
kamphychair 4 months ago
You look wrong.
myrabbitisdave 5 months ago
Who is this guy? What happened to the guy with the beard.
Totan50 5 months ago
it like an alternate universe!!!
Funkyjunkyjokermonki 5 months ago
So wait, who are you again?
MissBlueBook 5 months ago
You looks horrible without beartd
estsahg 5 months ago
i cant watch this video.....after about 20 seconds i start to tear up
N012CHERE 5 months ago
Hey facelovers--ughh..
AdamantSystems 6 months ago 3
I really, really wanna know whats around that corner by the window :-*
98SkinnyLatte 6 months ago
@98SkinnyLatte There's just an empty space...(: Hahaha I'm clever.
meggie501 5 months ago
@98SkinnyLatte It's where his cloning machine is.
Blaze1289 5 months ago
AHH! What kind of clone is THIS?!
bkevin395 6 months ago
I had NO IDEA that you had no beard at any point in Wheezy Waiter history....I can never look at anything the same ever again...
baragirl07 6 months ago
u sound so different without a beard.
cambrialee 6 months ago
I really thought you were gonna sing...."There's just an empty face..." referring to your lack of beard
MoreThanJustSkinDeep 7 months ago
@MoreThanJustSkinDeep haha, that's what I thought xD
Silvericewarriorcats 6 months ago
I love that!
*rolls in* Hey Face Lovers...*keeps rolling* ugh...
JamesR624 7 months ago
It's Craigity Craig, Craig without a beard
wilhelmcooning 7 months ago
I have to say it... YOU LOOK LIKE A PUPPY !!! ^^
MariazzZebra 7 months ago
Where's wheezy and what have you done with him?
Panqrata 7 months ago
haha yeaaah!! the other day i was watching a phill collins video of a classic song and i thought, WAIT, I'ts weezy... mmmm nah! haha
leandeganis 7 months ago
jaja this was on myu b-day
DEFE1994 7 months ago
OMG BEARDLESS WHEEZY MADE MY LIFE
Hitmanblack 8 months ago
O.O OMG! *schocked*
ichigomihhi 8 months ago
When I saw the title, I actually started singing that song. I had no idea this actually had anything to do with Phil Collins.
6Shooter28 8 months ago
he looks so different without a beard!!! without the EPIC beard!
GotBecket 8 months ago
omfg you do!
EllysaE 10 months ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
I saw the thumbnail and seriously thought that it was someone else.
sharonisrelative 10 months ago
I saw the thumbnail and seriously though that it was someone else.
sharonisrelative 10 months ago 65
why do all white people know how to play a guitar!?!
TheCompGame 10 months ago 9
@TheCompGame Im white and I dont know how to play the guitar :(
ToasterPig 8 months ago
@TheCompGame I wish.
6Shooter28 8 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!11
ArmyofOneandaHalf 10 months ago
TheBulletOfIce 10 months ago 89
wow craig i have never seen you with no beard
MrPaki1996 11 months ago
OMG This can't be be craig!!!! it must be a beardless clone!!!!! :O
tipoo0189 11 months ago 4
but Phil Collins was really good-looking early 70s-ish.
lishfish 11 months ago
YOU WHERE SO THIN!
linktube 11 months ago
@linktube it's because of the lack of facial hair, it makes up a large quantity of craig's face
martiniuturtlini 11 months ago
I don't see any resemblence either. His hair is parted differently. XD
DNARavago 11 months ago
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idonthatesandwiches 11 months ago
where the fudge is your beard??????
MrFirefighter343 1 year ago
@MrFirefighter343 competition between him and Toddly00 the one that was able to grow a beard the fastest....unfortunatly he lost :(((
Mageorama 1 year ago
Wheezy for genesis!!!
Jabarichonicles 1 year ago
You look like James Mercer of The Shins with the beard.
Albywho 1 year ago
the sad thing is that this vid won't stand out in my favorites, which has experienced a recent (MAJOR) influx of your vids... I'm trying to be selective, I really really REALLY AM. :c
scribbeller 1 year ago
This may be my most favorite one out of the 100 something I've watched now.
Collins matching you was uncanny but somehow made your beardlessness more bearable... "What is that on the wall over there? Is that a bug or something? I'm just going to stare at it for a while." aahahahaha <3
The recurring lack of wind resistance was adorable <3 AND oh my god, Ben Gibbards? Yes, yes, quadruple yes.
scribbeller 1 year ago
when your beard is gone it will be forever missed...
SLEEPYT62 1 year ago
I must wonder if Phil Collins is actually a Wheezy Clone.
LuckyRevenant 1 year ago 6
hahahahaahha omg the resemblance is scary.
theroxeedoodle 1 year ago
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 1 year ago
Can you do a house tour???
Bubblegum10127 1 year ago
lololololol hi;ariousssssssssss
kjkjawesome1234 1 year ago
you do look like him..... but only when you made those faces 0.o
ctr4vr 1 year ago
e.e i cant. watch. any. longer.
wolfie90909 1 year ago
u look better without a stache! <33333333333
alex99fever 1 year ago
WIN.
ALIroxCIA 1 year ago
ZOMG NO BEARD *explodes*
FunkyMonkeyMachine 1 year ago
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FunkyMonkeyMachine 1 year ago
That made me sad. NO BEARD????? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOOOOOO??????? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
starholder5 1 year ago
Awesome
GregTheBarge 1 year ago
do not shave your beerd again
HungryPiex100 1 year ago 4
phil collins is my nephew
IW5Sirens 1 year ago
Who did this to you???!!!
alBoorack 1 year ago
lol after i watched this i watched wheezy vs santa when your beard was crazy
Soccerpie888 1 year ago
oh god you look so wierd
Soccerpie888 1 year ago
You look really young now!
AdamantSystems 1 year ago 2
OMFG I HAD NO IDEA U SHAVED YOUR BEARD AT ONE POINT :o my world has been altered forever
angrace14 1 year ago 122
@angrace14 It's obviously fake.
Anibetube 4 months ago
@Anibetube fake? are you that type of person that goes around and calls everything fake?
sethboy66 4 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
@sethboy66 Nope, but I mean... come on dude, it's Wheezy without the beard. Almost as fake as eskimos.
Anibetube 4 months ago
@angrace14 he shaved his beard 3 times throughout the series.
frostyfirez 4 months ago
what about Kevin Spacey....
TheKeleja 1 year ago 3
@TheKeleja omg KEVIN SPACEY!
goputyourlegosaway 1 year ago
@TheKeleja yep (:
hellzBrother 1 year ago
It's like. . without a beard. . you're lisp goes away.
*ponders on this
MuffinxOverlord 1 year ago 3
I dunno. You kinda remind me of Kevin Spacey.
EricZombie 1 year ago
Look at this then look at Wheezy vs Santa
Whuzzeh 1 year ago 4
Omg you are gorgeous! I love you with your beard too, but this way you look so cute!
Redniftcaf 1 year ago 4
ahh you look so cute!
xJolie101 1 year ago
;) *ping*
BestMordecai 1 year ago
he kinda looks british w/o the beard...idk y
WaLLeeMynder 1 year ago
@wheezywaiter you look gorgeous
;)
Frannyj113 1 year ago
your like a young Phil Collins mixed with a very young Bob Hoskins
captainFXCKINGmagic 1 year ago
<3 I miss the beard!
BloodLadenWolf 1 year ago
:O........ the beard is EVERYTHING
Nunnzii 1 year ago 2
Phil Oakey like
UK1774 1 year ago
I'm thinking you look more like Andy Kaufman without your beard...
jpp8596 1 year ago
To me you look like matthew macfadyen =) It's all good though, he's a fox
cheezecake135 1 year ago
Omg I lol-ed at the Phil Collins part.
KSaebinMusic 1 year ago
Phil Collins + Billy Reid = Beardless Wheezy :)
XWeSoloHoggerX 1 year ago
never shave again.
caylamichelle23 1 year ago
You look different without the beard...
and Phil Collins *cough*
TheViewOfCalvin 1 year ago
lol u totally look like phil collins
muglover77 1 year ago
Oh heck no, you're a million times cuter than Phil Collins. Lol
Oh, crap, I said I needed to stop watching your vids and get back to work! Bah!
PurityRayne 1 year ago 5
ur better with a beard :D
XxCrazyYoshixX 1 year ago
at 1:06 it looked like you ran through a wall
TheRedGibson22 1 year ago 2
I didn't know phil collins drinks pbr's!
Koejopley 1 year ago
I don't think you look like Phil Collins.
I think you look like Phill Daniels. (Kevin Wicks in Eastenders)
EdgeOfTheInternet 1 year ago
Ha ha I thought you looked like Phil Collins with the beard too XD
ProcolHarum1967 1 year ago