Fatty Says What?!

[cinemaker006]

Who's Rosie O'Donald?

[wcooper97]

dude. Dude. DUDE!

I think I have the same couch as Marina in this video.

That is all.

[8andimpala]

I'd use head & shoulders to kill the monster. Just like in the movie "evolution."

[Dukata2]

СОСИ ХУЙ ЛОШАРА!!!!

[coreycute]

Mr.WTF said..... WTF!

[drwannamaster]

RANDOME BUT SEX

[RuneofWarcraft]

what? wait... WHAT?!

[amazazing77]

would you steal CAR? if is nice

[radiationcat]

QUOTDA:USE A FREAKIN' RAILGUN

[jeremiah1499]

QOTD: Monty Python's Flying Circus giant foot in the intro...

OR pin him up with the legendary Black Beast Of AAAAhhhhhhhh!!! from the Holy Grail

[44chazz]

your one ugly bastard

[ometta7]

What? 

[Riot0in0the0streets]

Phuck Phil for having an opinion other than mine. That bastard

[Riot0in0the0streets]

The third person below me is insane(and needs to learn when to use puncuation marks)

[NELLY4EVERTAYLORFAN]

haha lol

"would you steal a car?"

"if its nice"

[og87]

You shud have subtitles so I don't have to listen to your shit voice! It sounds like you film this while u take a poo or are geting rapped by a pastachio!!

[Eckomichael31]

You gay fuck go and get life because your just being gay go and get a boyfriend and fuck each other.Zack affren suked my ball sacks last night come and.hanna montanna is going to suck mine tonight!!!!!!!!!!!$

[M44hk]

qotd: fat man.

[DunDon]

I'd expose myself to gamma radiation and become the Hulk

[Jarut195]

I'd put explosives beneath his toenails and then light road flares at the ground, he'd look down and the toenails would fly up into his eyes... killing him

[LeonieLuvsMichaelJac]

sick sick sick sick

[atexasbelle]

Phil, you crack me up!!!

[Eye2EyeIIIV]

Hey, sxephil! I'll have to admit, you're one cool guy for being so famous on YouTube!

Why don't you come visit my channel sometime? :)

[1993z32]

LMFAO @ mentos & coke

[sharma19143]

LMFAOO XD

QOTD: I'd like get like.. like, a BIG ASS bottle of laxatives and put in in his mouth, he'd be shitting for the rest of his life

[OnlyAnonymous1]

well this is a preposterous idea but i would use the Meido Zangetsuha technique from inuyasha...yes im a nerd, you can give me hell all you want.

[Astor4o]

YES YES! I would steal a flick! xD

[AnthonyKatana15]

phil to defeat the cloverfield monster i would use chuck norris

[SparkleOrchid]

I was tottaly thinking that! XD

[jedikkeovergrootoma]

'Rosie O'Donnell is a beautiful man'

HAHAHA

[sicknes96701]

QOTD I would train an army of super robot nazes that are also zombies

[ollicool100]

Omfg you're so booooooooooooring.

[JimMantiz]

fettsack :-P

[KillZoner5]

actually, preponderance means "bulk of". (reading class)

[SexxyyAmber88]

wtb a sexi boy toy any offers? ^^ i am cute and sexi too

[volumesk8]

A mini Vulcan that fires missles and vampire robot natzi's

[theStalker1313]

@volumesk8 yes

[thestarbuckscrew]

your not fat !!!

[ryoliciousrules]

this is old hes pretty chubby now

[DanJC989]

Cloverfield monster vs a giant golden bruce lee robot with a gun that fires lightsabers!

[Dart11112]

beautiful man lol

[TheShax22]

fuck is that really u ugh thats disgustingg...i had no idea ur fat judging from ur face

[speedygator]

He's not that fat he's just photoshopped in that pic

[AstraliciouS]

antarctica has a T

[RhodriR]

i'd kill the monster by unleashing vampire robot nazi's who are also zombies on it ... oh wait

[CyberPunk1138]

I would use either the Hammer of Dawn, or lead it Megaton and watch from Tenpenny Tower.

[warfan987]

Fallout 3 reference FTW. :)

[CyberPunk1138]

Yeah, but I fail for accidental double post.

If neither of those two things are an option, I still have...

Phazon Beam, Spartan Laser, the Master Sword, I could send in a few Striders and help with my Gravity Gun (shame on you whoever doesn't get that), ummmm......dang...can't think of a BioShock reference that could take down something that big. I'll stick with the Striders or Hammer of Dawn. I don't wanna use Megaton, Tenpenny Suite is ugly after a while. I like my home in Megaton.

[CyberPunk1138]

I would use the Hammer of Dawn. If I didn't have that, I would lead it to Megaton and set off the bomb.

[l4vey]

that guy seems to need attention badly..

[LukeTDoesStuff]

easy flying raptor jesus

[commanderkool868]

i miss these 4-5 minute videos

[GtarTravis]

Me? I'd show it a picture of Britney Spears! It would blow up and die b/c of the horror.

[FishnChipsnPie]

I would make chuck norris roundhouse kick it in the face.

[zooryanzoo123]

i would get a Godzilla which would make more Godzillas and they swarm it and kill it

[ShadowCraveLtd]

I would use the Hammer of Dawn from Gears of War!!!

[CidHighwind0]

kill it with Thor's hammer, a giant hello kitty doll

[1Jac0b9Alb3rt9P036]

Was he talking about the Sea Sheperds?

[Kaimana1aka1KK]

hahaha im lost hahaha

[NiceTarTarSauce]

Purse? No. Everything else: yes.

With Chuck Norris, of course! OR flying raptor Jesus...Whatevs.

[maaadmaddie]

he sounds like dane cook during the second oscars speech

[internetisaddicting]

I ams os urprised your ex didn't shopw up at your door and blow your brains out after this.

ANd mentos?!? Seriously?!? Taht's all you could think of?!?

[animATEer]

what

[grfgopolis]

I'd make it fap to death

[jonnychicken12345]

that makes no sense... id though a pokepall and chuck norris would pop out then the cloverfeild monster would go boom

[SoraSoro]

3:24 epic win. XD

[EvWuzhere]

does any1 elses hate hotforwords??

[cinemaker006]

@EvWuzhere YES. Very much.

[MrRedspark51]

@EvWuzhere Why do you hate her?

[TheGreyday]

I WOULD HAVE USE MY GIGANTIC PINAC

[darkdestiny0002]

She is scary that hotforwords i wouldn't watch her O__O eeew look at the eyes no offence

[benjofett]

Godzilla made of irony jetpacks and japan :)

[ashleigh53]

POLL:

I let phil talk at me on youtube because i'm a bad conversationist.

thumbs up for true; thumb down for false :)

[amateursurgeon1107]

NUKE IT!!

[iamumomo]

I would become the ultimate being in the universe(not as pwnage as god though) like goku from dragonball z, and kill him with a kick. So my whole body is a weapon and thats pwnage

[xMissBlueEyesx]

hahahahahahha hotforwords makes me laugh so hard.

[basscracker08]

Lol funny thing... my Ex-girlfriend was fucking her fast food boss as well... what a whore lol.... im betting thats why she got promoted to the drive thru window haha...Moral here: Dont let your girlfriend work for a fast food franchise. cause she'll be taking plenty of orders from her boss lol

[Weltschmertz2020]

oh. god pleease stop with the marina. please. if i wanted to watch her i would suscribe.

[montyandantonio]

Lightsaber to the nuts thats how i would kill it

[clingo316]

I'd just nuke the bastard.

[conryan69]

who doesnt know how to defeat the cloverfield monster? Its Obviously FALCON PAWWNNCHHH!!

[TheBlueFalconX]

I'm up.

[poopstainsz]

ippoped

[MrLetiBeth]

haha,

this is well random ,

idont get it tho,

iwas laughing alot.

[Darkaim666]

id launch that missle that hit Somalia at it

[VanessaLouise92]

mentoes and diet coke...

phil you are a genius lmao XD

me love you long time =P

[heartshapedleaves]

omigod the mentos joke had me laughing for 5 mins straight.

yes phil 5 mins.

[crg923]

cloverfield can suck it!

[irelandrocks2]

i'd fire chuck norris from a catapult at him, there, problem solved!

[InvalidSubstance]

I'd hug it, all it wants is a hug...

[SOM3RANDOMDUD3]

I'd make it listen to "we're no strangers to love" He'd fucking DIE.

[urahararocking]

Defeating Cloverfield monster? Giga drill breaker.

[OliverM535]

i would kill the clvrfld ,onster by showning it a mirror its an ugly fuck

[Sk8Cameraman]

i'd kill it by having it smell flavor flav!!

[TheAlmightyAss]

i would kill the cloverfield monster by making it watch cloverfield TWICE that should absolutely destroy it lmao

[TheAlmightyAss]

lol the way hotforwords pronounces "pre"

[bakugan1029]

uhhhhh?

[scottslayer7]

killer looks is my weapon

[RockJosiah]

I'd go with the BFG from Doom, or the alien gun from it o.o I do belive the pick up caption was "What the &%£^ is this?"

[iansloguy]

Would you steal a car? If it's nice. Haha. How many cars has Phil stolen? Are there no nice cars there in Atlanta? or maybe phil's got them all

[1mThePeace]

LOL u trippin

[smarteesniffer]

Hahaha

I'm with you on the cloverfield monster plan

[soullesswonder]

When we illegally download movies and those commercials are still included we point and laugh at them.

[MrMushroomCloud]

i think its pretty obvious that the easiest way to kill the cloverfield monster would be having chuck norris kick its ass

[NaughtyZoe]

If I had any weapon, I'd sick, or is it sic Ultraman on him!

[bloodsucker4fun]

UR HOTT STOP PUTTING URSELF DOWN!!!

[TattooToad16]

im watching porn with this in the background lol jk

[viper718]

You, sir (sinspawn1024), are my hero. I nearly died laughing reading that comment.

[ryanp123456]

I caught a small amount of sexism in the thinking that the three women that were killed by that missle couldn't be enemies to America just because they're women. XD

[66punkprincess66]

rosie odonnel is a beautiful man xDD

mentos n soda DONT make ur stomach explode. proven on mythbusters xP

[viper718]

That may be true, but mentos and soda DOES make the Clovefield monster's stomache explode: FACT! :D

[bronsonbaker]

a spirit bomb.

[Shreif1989]

dude ur doing all of this because of ur major wich is communacation media

[dfcmrf]

this is very lame...kill yourself

[randomkidyoudontknow]

I'd make calamari out of the Cloverfield monster

[chasecharron1]

poke him with a needle till he dies or pop rocks and soda

[XxbarryxX520]

what's the song in the start called?

[sh3ll3yxbaby93]

he made that song. its not a song ( i dont think)

[XxbarryxX520]

wow, he's good o0

[sammybabygirl93]

I hate those commercials!!!!!!!!!!

[dmix09]

i think a nice grenade down its throat should do a little internal damage... am i right?

being realistic for a sec people-- its still a fking organism, don't matter how tough its skin is.

.....testicles

[AvianFang]

Easiest way to kill the cloverfield monster.

The BFG 9000

(its over 9000)

[6037084]

THIS

[cmegnet49]

i learnt how to use photo shop too

[guitaristaad]

qotd: hurt its feelings by making fun of it and being racist to it. It's what Americans are good at anyway

[nonbolanos]

haha so true jejeje XD

[GibsonRock4All]

hhahahahah

great rossie odonald smash!

hahahaha

and way to shove a much greater insult right up your ex's vagina

just the way she likes it

[fleurdelys44]

let's shoot a missile! lol

[bowserboy26578]

Godzilla- the real one... or kratos

[gundambob646]

"were she fucks her boss"" XD jokes

[Cubickiller121]

I would use the Spirit of Fire's Energy beam! [From Halowars]

[Wilko421]

is halo wars worth getting?

[Greenday122235]

It depends on what kind of gamer you are. If you like strategy games like Red Alert and others. It's very good if you have half a brain. Plus, awesome back story for halo. Also, comment for the video, I would lead him to McDonald's, let it eat, then watch him become so obese that he/it explodes.

[AvianFang]

Mate why use the Spirit of Fire when you could just use the prophet's Cleansing Beam. I don't know about you but I love the cleansing beam way more.

[thatbihwhoopin]

Use the 'Hammer of Dawn' from Gears of War

[SH8KNB8K41188]

nice! that would work

[KaytLady]

lmao "LETS SHOT A MISSLE" haha

[sean9113]

shoot...

[mymain4u]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha giant mentoes in hs mouth then lead him to a diet coke factory!!!hahahahahahahaha

[RefusetoListen]

0:35 mickey rourke's speech

you're a psychic, philly d!

[JasonIsAwesom]

1 year ago today

[adriansoso]

On the will you steal a movie or a car thing, have you noticed all of the people that are stealing the stuff are white???

[Displume]

"Let's shoot a missile! Kuh-ting" LMAO.

[baritonepeter]

Rosie Odonnell is a beautiful man... LMAO

[InsertYourBeliefHere]

I would use MacGyver.

[kpgggp]

what

[FalconStkr1]

I would use the Hammer of Dawn from Gears of War 1 and 2

[DogTownsWtF]

lolz with the dvd thing i agree

[ReservoirPunk]

Shweet.

[VampiireViixen]

OMG

YOU GOT THE DATE RIGHT

:P:P

[Trocom01]

Dude, it's totally obvious that the Cloverfield monster is allergic to anal sex. If hot women(not unlike your ultra-fine guest) were stealthily crammed up its ass, the hordes of men would compulsively follow and shoot their junk until most suffocate, due to the anal hormone glands located deep(13.26 ft.) inside the monster. Thus, giant monster becomes severely constipated and dies shortly after due to toxic colorectal shock, bleeding and herpes. Downside being it'll shit upon death...

[pOWeRbYeVIL]

or you could shoot him with a gun that kills anything.

[leway13]

...Obviously!

[hptc8899]

that bitch needs to stfu she can barely speak fukin english and shes teach otchers how to say big wrords

[ecko1o1]

That wasn't a big word you stupid 12 year old

[hptc8899]

i was trying to say words she barly can say u waste of sperm im not 12 but i will beat shit outta u if i ever see u fukin hom

[syrup66]

GAY!

[jeremiahbrooks1]

??? if you dont like it then dont watch

[syrup66]

I got an idea. Why dont you suck my dick? And swallow all of my cum, faggot. ???

[syrup66]

??? if you dont like it then dont talk to me

[jeremiahbrooks1]

so what your saying is you want me to suck your dick and swallow your sum but you call me a faggot?? im pretty sure that makes you a faggot...just goes to show you how idiotic and imature people are thank you syrup for being a prime example

[syrup66]

Hahahahahh. Nice reverse phsycology. Havent heard that one before. You suck at life. Kill yourself.

[vile1341]

I'd say YOU suck at life syrup, because you can't make a point without insulting someone else - also, when you try to spell big words like "psychology" try to spell them right, it makes you sound a liiiiiiittle bit smarter

[syrup66]

HAhahahaahhha! You really suck at life douchebag! How did I spell that one, faggot? And I was not trying to sound smart. Im a knuckle dragger. Just ask your girlfriend. Im the one shes fucking when you cant satisfy her.

[bagelboi66]

Why are you so angry?

[syrup66]

Im not. Im happy. I like to talk shit to losers. I like to fight and hurt people. Im a sadist masochist.

If people talk shit to me. Of course, Im going to reply, its fun.

[KungFuWolfTACO]

ok dude- just because your life sucks, doesnt mean you have to try to make everyone else's suck too

[KungFuWolfTACO]

HAHAHA, I got a laugh out of that one

[syrup66]

Thank you, thank you.

I'll be here all night.

[vile1341]

Whatever makes you feel better about youself...

[syrup66]

Hahahaahaahh!

[RockJosiah]

BFG

nuff said =3

[ParkourWarrior9]

rosie odanald is a beautiful man lmao

[Nabuguy]

i would use alien mother ship from independence day and send all of my little other space ships to use their main huge laser weapon.

[venom55520]

rosy odanald is a beautiful man, BWAHAHAHAHAHHA

[blackattack100]

A trillion radioactive killer bees

[IpodTouchAidTeam]

k-fed but with a big pinius and let him go wild