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  • Deer fest

  • I hate this difference of the volume levels between voices and soundeffects/music.

  • You have to play Alan Wake to sort of understand went happens in this series and if not then well I feel bad for you.

  • thumbs if you got here from the other vid

  • I know what he is thinking at 3:30 "Wut. Da. Fuuuuck?!"

  • 1:42 "Wake explodes" LOL XD

  • Why was he in a Body Bag?!

    Why was he at the Bottom of the Lake?!

    Who was the diver who pulled him out?!

    How did he know he was there?!

    I've beaten Alan Wake and Watched this series twice and these are the questions I would like to have answered...

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  • You can watch the whole series on Xbox live

  • @TheCrazyjoe33 Where do you find it?????

  • man , these clips are more amazing and horrifing than lots of top horror movies

    great work

    thanks for paosting

  • Wasn't this watchable on Xboxlive or is that a different live action

  • damn that's a shit top comment

  • shit when i watch first episode cant stop to watch all of them!!!!!

  • the girl that plays rose is cute

  • if Alan wake (the real game) was made into a movie i would watch it

  • Its funny how the two top comments contradict, if that's the right word, one another.

  • Thumbs up

  • wtf that old lady

  • 93 people have any friends, and are pussies

  • hopefully this wont spoil any of the game play cos i havnt had a chance to play it yet

  • @brightboobee

    theres only references but no spoilers ive seen so far

  • awesome graphics

  • it is confusing O_o why does he just black out all the time and wakes up in a other place?

  • 3:23 is me during a zombie apocalypse :D

  • @Raewi r u a zombie?

  • @tristnXD Who knows? :o

  • @Raewi wtfreak man im telling chuck noris on u :P

  • @tristnXD Chuck Norris wouldn't stand a chance against Jagger.

    Art takes intelligence, and art is the only way to beat Jagger and well... Chuck Norris is a creationist.

  • @Vehementi wow i agree and im sorry i douted you

  • @tristnXD To expose myself as an abolute geek - Norris has a strength modifier of +1 billion, but equally has an int modifier of -1 trillion.

    He'd be a super orc. Insane bonuses to str and con, but equally, insane penalties to int and wis.

    He wouldn't make a very good bard, and a bard would be the best class vs Barbara Jagger. :p

  • The whole "Chuck Norris is the most badass person to ever live" gets shattered the moment you realise he belies God magically created everything as it is now only 6000 years ago. >_<

  • believes*

  • You just wake up in the most awkward places, dontcha buddy?

  • He is...I think that...(waching)

  • Well I have just decided to never move to Washington.

  • Where's the rest? :(

  • omg is to scared i al little bitch whaha fuck :P good movie

  • FINLAND

  • @BIGbangman4759 Well that is a little kid....

  • @PantheraLio He still did

  • Cool

  • lol

    

  • @xSoNiKHD wow i can reply myself.......awesome :D

  • Waking up in a body bag in the forest. HA! Haven't we all been there? lol

  • @remyzero19 yhea, except i woke up in a morp suit in a body bag diped in gravy, crazy days.

  • you might be a red neck if you use duck tape to fix a car

  • what the crap is going on

  • Am I the only one noticing some dissonance between this and the game? Namely the townsfolk. In the game there friendly, welcoming and helpful. In this they appear distant and suspicious of Jake for no reason.

  • @ThePa1riot I suppose its because Alan is a celebrity. Also, *spoiler* (ill try to avoid it though) Alan is kind of in control of their actions isnt he?

  • @b1gcal Good point. The ending of "Departure" might have made things better for Bright Falls actually.

  • 30,000 quid? THIS ISN'T BRITAIN, IT'S WASHINGTON STATE! And, considering the caps, it may also be Sparta. But that's debatable.

  • thumbs up if tejb sent u here!?

  • Real men use duct tape!

  • David Lynch would be proud of this! "Alan Wake" always did have a "Twin Peaks" feel to it.

  • 360p is already HD

  • How the HELL does this get a teen rating on ESRB? Blood? Violence? Smoke and Drink? Friggin' black ops only has Blood, Vio and Language and it gets a Mature >.<

  • @xRavenFreakx go go they're web site for a full explination they have explination for all theyre ratings

    i love theyre explination for not giving duke nukem forever an adult rating

    "while duke is playing his own game it implies that he is getting a blowjob but it is never seen" and stuff like that eserb is cool sometimes

    other times...not so much

  • whew once it started zooming in on his eyes im like "oh no, loud part ahead!" so i turned down the volume and i didnt jump this time =D

  • It went to this video because on another video I was watching something flashed up blue for a second. I went back and saw the words "I knew it was you" Or something. What the hell!

  • mmmjkij

  • 1:42 Ilkka villi :D

  • i just peed my pants in excitement

  • 2:18 Wtf is up with this Woman? D:

  • @Laukenpauken she found out Alan Wake was not released on PC

  • These Reporters are all TAKEN! DESTROY EM DOWN WAKE! (Thomas Zane)

  • bring a buck get in free :}

  • ROSE = HOTNESS

  • LOL uhhhhh........ some lady just bit a police officer outside

  • omg that rose one looks like such a ride

  • 1:38 Police brutality!

  • i wish Alan Wake storyline had built up and continued along this storyline

  • Why is there a boy in the left of the opening?

  • @Prototype136 itz a man

  • @Prototype136 ur right it iz a boy

  • thumbs up if u like ( . )( . )

  • waking up in the middle of the woods in a body bag.... WTF Happened last night?

  • bubble head deer in the comercial

  • Im confused why are they calling the main dude Jake? where's alan wake!?

  • @StockingsTube In the tv, In the game.

  • @StockingsTube Wrong story.

  • I'll tell tell you where you can stick your fucking thumb!

  • @S7UP1D17Y ya damn right

  • hey everyone lets make a thumbs up comment since thats the only thing I see on youtube comment!!!

  • Well Learn more by adding me on ps3 (Thundergod562)

  • Hey Everyone Do U Lik Those Stupid HitMarkers?

  • ...Break All The Lights, Machinima.

  • 85 people were killed in the making of this picture

  • Why does everyone does the ''Thumbs up if you agree!'' thing? Its just gay.

  • @BeforeIforgot i olny did it because someone else said the opposite of what i said :S hope thats not a crime :'(

  • @stevenschnare Not at all. Im just saying that seeing ''thums up if you agree.... etc'' everywhere by nearly eveyone is getting annoying. I am not saying that people who do it are jerks or anything, but its getting annoying

  • @BeforeIforgot you should have ended that with 'thumbs up if you agree!' :P

  • @S7UP1D17Y its true

  • Thumbs up if you moved the screen down after you saw his eye! 

  • @TheScientificBackpac Fuck you.

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  • Prequel series is so addicitve, you can't look away. lol

    proper mindfuck.

  • 2:39 BOOM HEAD SHOT

  • they should put this in the cinema.

  • did anybody else notice that music sounds a lot like twin peaks? which is totally awesome =D

  • Thumbs up if you want everyone to shut the fuck up about thumbing up. Including me.

  • I don't get it.

  • what the hell is this? If scary as shit!

  • thumbs up if you dont wake up in a body bag every day!

  • @ikeman64g I sleep in a coffin.. so does that count? ( No, I am not joking. )

  • @CaptinTrips  i doupt that very much

  • wtf is this?

  • this shit is confusing is this a movie, or a game........

  • @swaggadagga19 It's a prequel show to the game, Alan Wake. I don't think it's that hard to know?

  • @swaggadagga19 its a game but this is the prologue leading up to the game or at least giving some miscellaneous extra background to the town.

  • WTF

  • Little white boy...

  • i'm very very confused

  • 0:01 to skip ads

  • "Some woman just bit a cop in the parking lot" thats something you don't hear everyday.

  • this show should seriously get picked up and made into a real tv series on HBO

  • Old lady is infected with the T virus

  • these videos are so random! -_-

  • Did you see the sniper on the right at oo;11

  • @DarkShaDowHooD its a hunting rifle

  • @killert365 O cool tanks .I think i used one in red dead..

  • @DarkShaDowHooD What? where?

  • @xBAMM222x center tree to the right hunting rifle at the very start theres a cup on a branch to the center left .

  • It Doesn't Make Sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is Nothing Bright in Bright Falls.... just biting people that also throw stuff..... and duct tape

  • HAH! SUCK ON THAT MACHINIMA I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO TURN DOWN THE VOLUME THIS TIME!!!

  • @UberMith i was dum to turn it down after porn

  • @UberMith ohhh good for you!

  • @UberMith I know right ? :D

  • @UberMith i wasnt D:

  • @UberMith for what?

  • Thumbs up if you care about the guy walking on the left at 0:16

  • @stevenschnare LOL!!!!! ;-)

  • @stevenschnare i think he's lookin for his sandwich that you didnt make him, tisk tisk

  • @brandon2261 OH SHIT I forgot all about that ill get right too it.

  • @stevenschnare thats not a guy its the son of guy that fell in ep. 3

  • @stevenschnare you mean boy...

  • @stevenschnare thats the little kid! have you watched "What the Bright Falls?"

  • @stevenschnare That's the little blonde child. 

  • @stevenschnare that's the little blonde boy :)

  • So far the Alan Wake series have scared the crap out of me!

  • wta is this a movie or wat

  • @S7UP1D17Y Lol.

  • @S7UP1D17Y Can you have sex with duct tape?

  • hates waking up in the forest in a body bag

  • WHAT BIG BRAING FUCK RIGHT THERE. WOOT

  • God damn it the person who made these knows how to scare people

  • i thought this movies wasn't scary... until i saw that deer -.- i drove into one once, on my motorcycle.. and i've been afraid of them ever since...

  • @PlasmafireGC did you die?

  • @LNxHC omg dude who died man.

  • is this game gunna be any good?

    anyone know

  • @lokust94 this game is great ive played it completed really freaaky though

  • @lokust94 its phenomenal you really should try it out

  • These episodes all have a sudden scary part.

  • ok i was paranoid after ep.2 & ep.3 but im 100% scared now

  • he keeps waking up in starnge places

  • The Old Lady Made Me Laugh In Back Seat She Bit A Cop I Thought She Was Crazy Or A Zombie!

  • @Rufuzz2 after he did get the flash back with al those flashes and hit the deer i was scared as hell :P

  • what is this about?

  • @CODHenry a game on the 360 called alan wake this is a episodes for the series or somert like that.

  • @jakevidz1 alrite cheers man

  • everyone, enough with the "thumbs up if you saw" holy crap it was fun the first time now its just stupid

  • @TheKirby117 Thumbs up if you thought this comment was awesome!

  • this is 2 goddamn scary for me. im buggin out

  • Anyone know where:

    1.) What country this game and episode is?

    2.) If this toen really exists?

  • @ibeprofin It's based the in the pacific northwest of the U.S., So in Washington state, And I dont know what town.

  • thumbs up if you saw granny bite cop on 1:41

  • 3:40 "Damn that was one crrrazy party"

  • what is this crap?