The whole "Chuck Norris is the most badass person to ever live" gets shattered the moment you realise he belies God magically created everything as it is now only 6000 years ago. >_<
Am I the only one noticing some dissonance between this and the game? Namely the townsfolk. In the game there friendly, welcoming and helpful. In this they appear distant and suspicious of Jake for no reason.
@ThePa1riot I suppose its because Alan is a celebrity. Also, *spoiler* (ill try to avoid it though) Alan is kind of in control of their actions isnt he?
How the HELL does this get a teen rating on ESRB? Blood? Violence? Smoke and Drink? Friggin' black ops only has Blood, Vio and Language and it gets a Mature >.<
It went to this video because on another video I was watching something flashed up blue for a second. I went back and saw the words "I knew it was you" Or something. What the hell!
@stevenschnare Not at all. Im just saying that seeing ''thums up if you agree.... etc'' everywhere by nearly eveyone is getting annoying. I am not saying that people who do it are jerks or anything, but its getting annoying
Deer fest
SuperBuffTaco 19 hours ago
I hate this difference of the volume levels between voices and soundeffects/music.
KsanterX 1 week ago
You have to play Alan Wake to sort of understand went happens in this series and if not then well I feel bad for you.
Spallone17 1 month ago in playlist Machinima Premium Series
thumbs if you got here from the other vid
ChubbyChubbyMc 2 months ago
I know what he is thinking at 3:30 "Wut. Da. Fuuuuck?!"
MultiDemo007 2 months ago
1:42 "Wake explodes" LOL XD
MsExplodingapples 2 months ago
Why was he in a Body Bag?!
Why was he at the Bottom of the Lake?!
Who was the diver who pulled him out?!
How did he know he was there?!
I've beaten Alan Wake and Watched this series twice and these are the questions I would like to have answered...
SamFisher147 2 months ago
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GTAPanos 2 months ago
You can watch the whole series on Xbox live
TheCrazyjoe33 2 months ago
@TheCrazyjoe33 Where do you find it?????
itsmistersmoke 2 months ago
man , these clips are more amazing and horrifing than lots of top horror movies
great work
thanks for paosting
ddooddoo99 4 months ago
Wasn't this watchable on Xboxlive or is that a different live action
Caboose2398 4 months ago
damn that's a shit top comment
SwitchedProjex 5 months ago
shit when i watch first episode cant stop to watch all of them!!!!!
tehnonoobshow55455 6 months ago 3
the girl that plays rose is cute
zaku646 6 months ago
if Alan wake (the real game) was made into a movie i would watch it
Immaawesome100 6 months ago 5
Its funny how the two top comments contradict, if that's the right word, one another.
TreFluency 6 months ago
Thumbs up
bigbob1122 7 months ago
wtf that old lady
TheLoneLyRoYaL 7 months ago
93 people have any friends, and are pussies
fftere 7 months ago
hopefully this wont spoil any of the game play cos i havnt had a chance to play it yet
brightboobee 7 months ago
@brightboobee
theres only references but no spoilers ive seen so far
Donizzle1 6 months ago
awesome graphics
Mrtigre93 7 months ago 2
it is confusing O_o why does he just black out all the time and wakes up in a other place?
sakrefunholy 8 months ago
3:23 is me during a zombie apocalypse :D
Raewi 8 months ago
@Raewi r u a zombie?
tristnXD 8 months ago
@tristnXD Who knows? :o
Raewi 8 months ago
@Raewi wtfreak man im telling chuck noris on u :P
tristnXD 8 months ago
@tristnXD Chuck Norris wouldn't stand a chance against Jagger.
Art takes intelligence, and art is the only way to beat Jagger and well... Chuck Norris is a creationist.
Vehementi 8 months ago
@Vehementi wow i agree and im sorry i douted you
tristnXD 8 months ago
@tristnXD To expose myself as an abolute geek - Norris has a strength modifier of +1 billion, but equally has an int modifier of -1 trillion.
He'd be a super orc. Insane bonuses to str and con, but equally, insane penalties to int and wis.
He wouldn't make a very good bard, and a bard would be the best class vs Barbara Jagger. :p
Vehementi 8 months ago
The whole "Chuck Norris is the most badass person to ever live" gets shattered the moment you realise he belies God magically created everything as it is now only 6000 years ago. >_<
Vehementi 8 months ago
believes*
Vehementi 8 months ago
You just wake up in the most awkward places, dontcha buddy?
xFBGMxFTW 8 months ago
He is...I think that...(waching)
TheLuigiadrian 8 months ago
Well I have just decided to never move to Washington.
CiaraDecoursey 8 months ago
Where's the rest? :(
Rayzser 9 months ago
omg is to scared i al little bitch whaha fuck :P good movie
bonnoyourehomie 9 months ago
FINLAND
Zuomigundi 10 months ago 15
@BIGbangman4759 Well that is a little kid....
PantheraLio 10 months ago
@PantheraLio He still did
BIGbangman4759 10 months ago
Cool
Liam007Dallison 10 months ago
lol
xSoNiKHD 10 months ago
@xSoNiKHD wow i can reply myself.......awesome :D
xSoNiKHD 10 months ago
Waking up in a body bag in the forest. HA! Haven't we all been there? lol
remyzero19 10 months ago 22
@remyzero19 yhea, except i woke up in a morp suit in a body bag diped in gravy, crazy days.
myshcoolaccount 2 days ago
you might be a red neck if you use duck tape to fix a car
SerTogoff 11 months ago
what the crap is going on
Cray0nSoldier 11 months ago
Am I the only one noticing some dissonance between this and the game? Namely the townsfolk. In the game there friendly, welcoming and helpful. In this they appear distant and suspicious of Jake for no reason.
ThePa1riot 11 months ago
@ThePa1riot I suppose its because Alan is a celebrity. Also, *spoiler* (ill try to avoid it though) Alan is kind of in control of their actions isnt he?
b1gcal 11 months ago
@b1gcal Good point. The ending of "Departure" might have made things better for Bright Falls actually.
ThePa1riot 11 months ago
30,000 quid? THIS ISN'T BRITAIN, IT'S WASHINGTON STATE! And, considering the caps, it may also be Sparta. But that's debatable.
Bernstein1917 11 months ago
thumbs up if tejb sent u here!?
conprodman 11 months ago
Real men use duct tape!
BLAH007ish 11 months ago
David Lynch would be proud of this! "Alan Wake" always did have a "Twin Peaks" feel to it.
theQuestion626 11 months ago
360p is already HD
alan517815 11 months ago
How the HELL does this get a teen rating on ESRB? Blood? Violence? Smoke and Drink? Friggin' black ops only has Blood, Vio and Language and it gets a Mature >.<
xRavenFreakx 1 year ago
@xRavenFreakx go go they're web site for a full explination they have explination for all theyre ratings
i love theyre explination for not giving duke nukem forever an adult rating
"while duke is playing his own game it implies that he is getting a blowjob but it is never seen" and stuff like that eserb is cool sometimes
other times...not so much
yhmmot 11 months ago
whew once it started zooming in on his eyes im like "oh no, loud part ahead!" so i turned down the volume and i didnt jump this time =D
konadoggeh 1 year ago 2
It went to this video because on another video I was watching something flashed up blue for a second. I went back and saw the words "I knew it was you" Or something. What the hell!
TheGreatNoodleWolf 1 year ago
mmmjkij
hazem167 1 year ago
1:42 Ilkka villi :D
hullukoira874 1 year ago
i just peed my pants in excitement
burhandouche 1 year ago
2:18 Wtf is up with this Woman? D:
Laukenpauken 1 year ago
@Laukenpauken she found out Alan Wake was not released on PC
1LOST4life1 1 year ago
These Reporters are all TAKEN! DESTROY EM DOWN WAKE! (Thomas Zane)
xMnz23 1 year ago
bring a buck get in free :}
GtFoMyMtNdEw 1 year ago
ROSE = HOTNESS
SpyengoEen 1 year ago
LOL uhhhhh........ some lady just bit a police officer outside
Nickelodeon557 1 year ago
omg that rose one looks like such a ride
IrishGodThe4th 1 year ago
1:38 Police brutality!
spartan117ce 1 year ago
i wish Alan Wake storyline had built up and continued along this storyline
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MILLIEGAIL 1 year ago
Why is there a boy in the left of the opening?
Prototype136 1 year ago
@Prototype136 itz a man
jackso79 1 year ago
@Prototype136 ur right it iz a boy
jackso79 1 year ago
thumbs up if u like ( . )( . )
dogsrule577 1 year ago 3
waking up in the middle of the woods in a body bag.... WTF Happened last night?
RedvsBluevsAlvin 1 year ago
bubble head deer in the comercial
xLegend46x 1 year ago
Im confused why are they calling the main dude Jake? where's alan wake!?
StockingsTube 1 year ago
@StockingsTube In the tv, In the game.
exodo111 1 year ago
@StockingsTube Wrong story.
edenfire 1 year ago
I'll tell tell you where you can stick your fucking thumb!
darkpassenger09 1 year ago 4
@S7UP1D17Y ya damn right
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milliesarai 1 year ago
hey everyone lets make a thumbs up comment since thats the only thing I see on youtube comment!!!
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MasterCallOfDuty778 1 year ago
Hey Everyone Do U Lik Those Stupid HitMarkers?
MasterCallOfDuty778 1 year ago
...Break All The Lights, Machinima.
Mynameisborat123 1 year ago
85 people were killed in the making of this picture
danenhammgruell 1 year ago
Why does everyone does the ''Thumbs up if you agree!'' thing? Its just gay.
BeforeIforgot 1 year ago 3
@BeforeIforgot i olny did it because someone else said the opposite of what i said :S hope thats not a crime :'(
stevenschnare 1 year ago
@stevenschnare Not at all. Im just saying that seeing ''thums up if you agree.... etc'' everywhere by nearly eveyone is getting annoying. I am not saying that people who do it are jerks or anything, but its getting annoying
BeforeIforgot 1 year ago
@BeforeIforgot you should have ended that with 'thumbs up if you agree!' :P
Mynameisborat123 1 year ago
@S7UP1D17Y its true
BeforeIforgot 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you moved the screen down after you saw his eye!
TheScientificBackpac 1 year ago
@TheScientificBackpac Fuck you.
finbomartini 1 year ago
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BeforeIforgot 1 year ago
Prequel series is so addicitve, you can't look away. lol
proper mindfuck.
TigerMilitia 1 year ago
2:39 BOOM HEAD SHOT
zic49 1 year ago
they should put this in the cinema.
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duhitsaustin 1 year ago
did anybody else notice that music sounds a lot like twin peaks? which is totally awesome =D
Bubbasider 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you want everyone to shut the fuck up about thumbing up. Including me.
TheRealSceneKing 1 year ago
I don't get it.
xBAMM222x 1 year ago
what the hell is this? If scary as shit!
alexzracer2008 1 year ago
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@alexzracer2008 Are you gonna Cry? Its not scary
kristian19980 1 year ago
thumbs up if you dont wake up in a body bag every day!
ikeman64g 1 year ago
@ikeman64g I sleep in a coffin.. so does that count? ( No, I am not joking. )
CaptinTrips 1 year ago
@CaptinTrips i doupt that very much
ikeman64g 1 year ago
wtf is this?
SnipingHertz 1 year ago
this shit is confusing is this a movie, or a game........
swaggadagga19 1 year ago
@swaggadagga19 It's a prequel show to the game, Alan Wake. I don't think it's that hard to know?
ThePauper 1 year ago
@swaggadagga19 its a game but this is the prologue leading up to the game or at least giving some miscellaneous extra background to the town.
BlackHawkGaming 1 year ago
WTF
Jayunit10 1 year ago
Little white boy...
Jayunit10 1 year ago
i'm very very confused
justWatchin97 1 year ago 4
0:01 to skip ads
OMGuJUST8it 1 year ago 2
"Some woman just bit a cop in the parking lot" thats something you don't hear everyday.
3ISAMAGICNUMBR 1 year ago
this show should seriously get picked up and made into a real tv series on HBO
awiseguy86 1 year ago 2
Old lady is infected with the T virus
StyrbjornStarke 1 year ago
these videos are so random! -_-
alexsilkwood 1 year ago
Did you see the sniper on the right at oo;11
DarkShaDowHooD 1 year ago
@DarkShaDowHooD its a hunting rifle
killert365 1 year ago
@killert365 O cool tanks .I think i used one in red dead..
DarkShaDowHooD 1 year ago
@DarkShaDowHooD What? where?
xBAMM222x 1 year ago
@xBAMM222x center tree to the right hunting rifle at the very start theres a cup on a branch to the center left .
DarkShaDowHooD 1 year ago
It Doesn't Make Sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is Nothing Bright in Bright Falls.... just biting people that also throw stuff..... and duct tape
dragonsdrawer 1 year ago
HAH! SUCK ON THAT MACHINIMA I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO TURN DOWN THE VOLUME THIS TIME!!!
UberMith 1 year ago 74
@UberMith i was dum to turn it down after porn
typhlosionDJ 1 year ago
@UberMith ohhh good for you!
almoso94 1 year ago
@UberMith I know right ? :D
angrypro 1 year ago
@UberMith i wasnt D:
garfield9001 1 year ago
@UberMith for what?
alan517815 11 months ago
Thumbs up if you care about the guy walking on the left at 0:16
stevenschnare 1 year ago 172
@stevenschnare LOL!!!!! ;-)
BigLebowski2000 1 year ago
@BigLebowski2000 :)
stevenschnare 1 year ago
@stevenschnare i think he's lookin for his sandwich that you didnt make him, tisk tisk
brandon2261 1 year ago
@brandon2261 OH SHIT I forgot all about that ill get right too it.
stevenschnare 1 year ago
@stevenschnare thats not a guy its the son of guy that fell in ep. 3
linkey101 1 year ago 2
@stevenschnare you mean boy...
ternimater2009 1 year ago
@stevenschnare thats the little kid! have you watched "What the Bright Falls?"
bmar896 1 year ago
@stevenschnare That's the little blonde child.
lucettebabette 1 year ago
@stevenschnare that's the little blonde boy :)
ocachisu 1 year ago
So far the Alan Wake series have scared the crap out of me!
lopersgeorge 1 year ago
wta is this a movie or wat
shwamy34092826501640 1 year ago
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
makemoneyspendmoney 1 year ago
@S7UP1D17Y Lol.
Fall3IA 1 year ago
@S7UP1D17Y Can you have sex with duct tape?
Fall3IA 1 year ago
hates waking up in the forest in a body bag
mayner17 1 year ago
WHAT BIG BRAING FUCK RIGHT THERE. WOOT
lyonra 1 year ago
God damn it the person who made these knows how to scare people
UnwashedGoblin 1 year ago
i thought this movies wasn't scary... until i saw that deer -.- i drove into one once, on my motorcycle.. and i've been afraid of them ever since...
PlasmafireGC 1 year ago
@PlasmafireGC did you die?
LNxHC 1 year ago
@LNxHC omg dude who died man.
Dnlc0 1 year ago
is this game gunna be any good?
anyone know
lokust94 1 year ago
@lokust94 this game is great ive played it completed really freaaky though
MrAdamWhitehouse 1 year ago
@lokust94 its phenomenal you really should try it out
Phillychesse 1 year ago
These episodes all have a sudden scary part.
onemakestwo 1 year ago
ok i was paranoid after ep.2 & ep.3 but im 100% scared now
TheMildSuace 1 year ago
he keeps waking up in starnge places
iraqiwomen1 1 year ago
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machinima wasnt made for live action. this was epic FAIL!
SoonToBeAwesome 1 year ago
The Old Lady Made Me Laugh In Back Seat She Bit A Cop I Thought She Was Crazy Or A Zombie!
Rufuzz2 1 year ago
@Rufuzz2 after he did get the flash back with al those flashes and hit the deer i was scared as hell :P
wargames43 1 year ago
what is this about?
CODHenry 1 year ago 5
@CODHenry a game on the 360 called alan wake this is a episodes for the series or somert like that.
jakevidz1 1 year ago
@jakevidz1 alrite cheers man
CODHenry 1 year ago
everyone, enough with the "thumbs up if you saw" holy crap it was fun the first time now its just stupid
TheKirby117 1 year ago
@TheKirby117 Thumbs up if you thought this comment was awesome!
TheDeathSage 1 year ago
this is 2 goddamn scary for me. im buggin out
gaara12345fun 1 year ago
Anyone know where:
1.) What country this game and episode is?
2.) If this toen really exists?
ibeprofin 1 year ago
@ibeprofin It's based the in the pacific northwest of the U.S., So in Washington state, And I dont know what town.
SgtM37slayer 1 year ago
thumbs up if you saw granny bite cop on 1:41
xXbalazubusXx 1 year ago
3:40 "Damn that was one crrrazy party"
timdavies90 1 year ago
what is this crap?
DansChannel96 1 year ago