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  • Nice pasta reference. FSM

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  • fuck god

  • @ChEwYEnO

    how do you fuck something which you claim does not exist?

    retard atheist alert.

  • I think this is a joke?

  • So, what came first: the bone, the muscle, the blood vessels, or the tendons? Or did they somehow evolve at the exact same time? How about the appetite, the stomach, the digestive fluids, the body's immunity to the fluids, the mouth, the throat, the intestines, or the butt hole?

  • @n8ssavedbygrace you realize that this happened over BILLIONS of years right?

  • liked your video till the end (i mean it was funny), What the hell you clam to be a man of god and then wish death on kid the have not hard anyone. What kind of god do u believe that would kill so many?

  • Woah man now talking your oppion on how life started is fine i am a creationist too, but asking for evolutionist children to die is just sick. Actually some of the most convincing creationist are the ones who used to be evolutionist

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  • LOL it's satire, you idiots. 

  • Serious question: he's really an atheist mocking theists, right? RIGHT?? That's the only way my brain can come to the realization that this fucktard can actually mean anything he's saying.

  • Wait How DID THE PASTA MAKE IT UO THE MOUNTAIN? LMAO

  • and you said the fish drowned, fish have gills and fins equipped for water

  • why cant you let people believe want they want asshole

  • @TheLemonbrown dude, watch the video... hell even in the description he says it's a joke... calm down.

  • There is one thing religios people doesnt wanna see... TIME it takes thousands and thousands of years to evolve just a litte bit. For example: 3000 years and the human have barely changed. Not saying we haven't done any evolution durning those 3000 years. But it's such a small amount of changes. If there was anything I should take up it would be the avarage length against humans which have been increased.

  • Thank God this dude is in Austria. wow

  • "because of my limited imagination i dont understand how an eye could have been created by evolution, therefore, God did it" So what you've just said there is due to your 'limited imagination', you can't think/find/research and back up a reason to why we have eyes, so you automatically think God made it, that just proves Christians are stupid, well this Christian anyway

  • "Evolution is a fact, that may be true but guess what us true christians dont care about facts, biblical truth is good enough for us" So you're saying that you will ignore facts, and things that have been proven? to put your faith into a book? Christians are stupid

  • If science is for loosers, then go to pray anywhere else (YOU LOOSER) because INTERNET and children,like the awesome Youtube, are creations of the all-mighty SCIENCE!! So go pray to your LORD and ask him for a God-made Youtube!! You Fool!!

  • DROWN THE FISHES 1:48

  • Science is for smart people who think with their heads and brains.Faith is for idiots who are easily fooled.

  • ok. humans are at the top of the hill because we have invented lifts and airplanes, and pterodactyls, who had wings to fly away, suddenly drowned out.

    I get it!

  • lol fish drowned and snail faster than velociraptors

  • Awwwe you are adorable! =)

  • Pasta.

  • i thought this was real all the way to the end lol

  • hahaah i love it.

  • Can't we all just get along? Sure I believe is God, but how do you know the way he created us? What if he created us through evolution? I believe that "Adapting" is a more proper word than evolution. I really think your prayer at the end was inappropriate. Jesus said, "Do onto others as you would want on yourself." You want to die in very nasty ways and for God to punish you and send you to hell? Pray for the people who do not believe. Everyone is equal and deserves to be happy in God's love.

  • @chris4redfeild Also, you are not going to change anyone's mind on Youtube.

  • pasta. lmao

  • pasta. lmao

  • pasta. lmao

  • Evolution is a brainwashing method.Thats why they teach it to us in the fith grade.It distracts you from dicovering the truth about the Annunaki.

  • So if the bible is good enough for you... Why do you need to disprove evolution?

  • @ExemptYourself he's being sarcastic

  • Fucking people always trying to prove or disprove shit they can't. I find it very amusing.

  • So the fish drownd

  • the god of the bible loves everyone the same we all

  • World fastest snail traveled at 0.013 m/s... That is one meter in 90 seconds. Fuck me if a velociraptor couldn't run faster.

    

  • Sexy boy :P

  • Don't say EVOLUTION but Macro evolution ! Macro evolution is the biggest FAIRY !

    The human brain disproves Macro evolution ,

    Some creatures evolved more than the others in the same amout of time , which is bullshit!

    If Macro evolution is real and is still working , than we can definitely see some creatures coming out of the water now , we haven't seen one yet , crazy fairy !

    Wolves prove macro evolution wrong , start thinking and don't just go with the flow !

  • @MrCobra811 HERE-HERE!!!! =)

  • @MrCobra811 some creatures did not evolve more than others. they just had more useful adaptations, and evolution happens over a long time. fishes dun just come out of the water and then evolve u dumb shit. but as u can see there are already fish which can live on land for extended periods of time, like mudskippers, so ya are argument is invalid

  • @epicturtlecanfly The funny thing is that everyone I debate with has his own opinion on it , which means only one thing, a FAIRY! Something wich is proven doesn't let people have their own ideas on it unless is bullshit !

    "Fishes don't just come out of the water" Tell that to richard dawkins, who said that if you were there at that time you could have seen the creature coming out of the water!

    Is  macro evolution stoped or is it still going, answer me this and you will see?

  • @epicturtlecanfly Genetics Piss on Macro evolution ! How did the jump from one specie to another happened ? A specie will mate only with its kind and will produce offspring the same as the parents , Mutations are a failure cos they don't reproduce ! How did the jump happened Mr atheist ? Time effects only micro evolution , which it only changes its colors and size but the dna remains the same !

  • @epicturtlecanfly How did Sex evolve ? If we came from one single cell then surely one day this happened , at a specific time this happened ! This creature got seperated in two and grew some balls and voila , sex was invented ! Now we have a couple who are having sex pffhaha! Crazy Fairies of illogical people

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  • @jayrromarate i'm afraid that you fail to sense the suddle trollism in this vid, my friend.

  • PATHETIC! Science is for losers? YOUR WEBCAM IS A PRODUCT OF SCIENCE! i suggest you read the book of Darwin, even he was having a problem in exposing his theory. Because of his enormous number of evidences which i would suggest that you would one by one debunk one by one he faced the people and reported his findings.

  • @jayrromarate its a parody take it easy haha :D

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  • It is saddening to see how few are capable of reading the description of the video :(

  • Thumbs up from a muslim brother!...Also you can ask evolutioniest Where did the SOUL come from? they wont be able to answer that!!

    Plus if the evolution was right all human beings would have the same appearance right?? then everybody would look alike just like how all lions, cats, birds, fish look alike but they dont share the same order!! their must be someone who gave us a "BRAIN" or else we would have been like all the other animals! right?

  • @LebMahdiSolider90 No Zebra has the Same stripe patterns No lion looks the same as the next lion, The differences are mostly subtle, but they are differences none the less.. And all animals have a "Brain" and are capable of complex emotions and thought. I mean look at crows third smartest animal on the planet and its brain is the size of a peanut.. Souls come from the thought of having a soul. Its all lifes energy working in harmony to create you.

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  • If disproving evolution is easy... Then you havent understood evolution.

    Highly likely since you seem like a raving lunatic.

  • how in the world can a fish drown!

  • Pasta? I was shown up!

    I thought it was the rare cephalopod Spaghettius Bolognesus!

    and why doesn't youtube know how to spell cephalopod?!

  • sheep your a sheep hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • In the beginning, I thought "is this guy stupid or serious?". Later, when I checked the description I saw it was listed under comedy. Bravo, sir, you make a convincing Christian creationist

  • Oh man. More people are going to hell than I thought

  • Then drowns the fishes. Lol

  • That's a really intelligent and funny way to criticise creationists, LOL. I'm sure there are people who will be hurt, but some sense of humour will help ;-)

  • NOVA | Intelligent design on trial... watch it...

  • religion is going to die....not today tomorow or a thousand years from now..but it will die...as man slowly but surely learns to understand and control his own fate he will come to the realisation that, WE are the GODS, if anything/anyone is, as WE will be ALL-POWERFUL! only a matter of TIME..........

  • @psycronizer No. No-one is god. We are all living creatures that live on this earth and should strive for peace. Religion will die out but that will just give people a chance to find something else to hate eachother for. People strive to be better than others.

  • I laughed at "pasta" and "firstborn "Egyptians".

  • Best.Parody.Ever

  • I like how he throws his cross away at 0:20

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  • no dont kill my big sister, that would be the worstt! (SARCASM)

    take me instead, you big fat ugly oaf.

  • "Snails can move really fast when they have too".. Haha!

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  • Lol, this is awesome. Stupid drowning fish aint got shite on the snails.

  • Snails can move pretty fast when they have to. :D Obviously faster than fish swim as they drowned first. (: hahahaha.

  • lol fish drowning

  • @SpiritusPhantom I know, that left me in pain from laughter lol

  • religious fanaticism is indistinguishable from parody, nuff said

  • @argondey Wasn't that guy a religious fantatic that shot up people in Norway? They might literally try to exterminate the educated people as they did the Ancient Amalakites and Witchs so that part of video wasn't funny. When Romans sacked Egypt they lost how to read their ancient languages and they had to rediscover it and figure it out with the ancient rosetta stone. So if religious fanatics take over how to read medical journals, schematics, etc. might become lost.

  • @argondey LMAO!

  • seriously throwing out logic at the start. You skipped over birds being next to dino's and before mamals.there shouldn't be any birds in the fosil record occording to your theory.

  • LOL "all true Christians don't care about facts"

  • @andehunderscore

    hey quick fun fact, did you know that the geologic column that your looking at, at 0:50 was actually thought of by a farmer (later became a canal digger) in the 1700's. Also he came up with the dates for the different strata that we still use unquestioned today. I believe the Bible was divinely inspired, you believe in a dating system that was thought of by a farmer/canal digger. Science? I am sure he had some insight after all being a canal digger involves strata, right?

  • Right. Attempt at humour. But done as subtly as trying to resolve a hostage situation by lobbing a frag grenade into them. Lets get this straight - there are FAR too many proper idiots (otherwise known as Creationists - out there to just tear open this scab. Basically, thats why atheists and scientific supporters here get pissed off at 'humour' like this, because for every one of them there is a bat shit crazy bible basher ready to misread this as REAL blogging, and not a comedy joke on THEM...

  • So did he originally have the disclaimer at the top to say it was satire or only after creationists actually thought he was serious?

  • this argument is literally laughable

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  • i read the title looked at the dislike bar and knew it was a joke even before the video started. the internet is too smart for that stuff

  • Fish, Squid, Pasta XD

  • Lmao funny funny..and all you morons thinking this is real, MUST be christians. He's mocking christianity, not supporting it

  • Everyone shud da fuk up this stupid white fuck said fishes droned LMFAO

  • @iReFleXeZx9x And why was it necessary to mention his skin colour?

  • i thought this video would be the highest rated! people too dumb to get its a joke like it because they believe this crap. people smart enough to get its a joke like it because its a clever shot at the fools

  • and thats why the romans kicked your ass you caused problems

    squis lived in water

    and fuck your self just because we dont have a god dose'nt make us bad people , we were the ones who made medicine that saved your life. we still care about people + dose'nt god say don't wish those things on people

  • heroin laced with crack, 1 month in

  • 0:20 for him to throw the cross.

  • Haeckel,

    with a c :)

  • Hello everyone, I'm looking for an evolutionist with a near spotless record when it comes to using falsified evidence (Haekel's embryo drawings for example) in their argumentation/lextures/textboo­ks. Or even better, an evolutionist who has admitted the drawings to be false (or pointed out that the textbooks in school were not accurate and perhaps they even gave a reason) somewhere between the year 1901 and 2000 (so before Gould admitted it).

    See my channel favorites if you need any details.

  • @Uenbg So where are the Christians that admit there are mistakes in their translation of the Bible even though it says not one jot or tittle will pass from the law until all is fullfilled? Of course all wasn't fullfilled the messiah was suppose to be named Emmauel not Jesus how did they miss that. Babylon was suppose to be destroyed and not rebuilt even though it was rebuild. It was suppose to be desolet but people are living there. Where are the bones of Goliath, tower of Babel, Noah's ark, etc

  • yes it is easy...!

  • shut up faggot

  • The fish drowned! You are creative :)

  • @Ragatokk Fresh water fish can't survive in an ocean of salt water, so guess Noah carried all the fresh water fish that survived on the ark huh? LOL

  • If you still thought he was serious at pasta... You are an american.

  • Lulz pasta and firstborn egyptians

  • This is hilarious. I totally thought you were serious.

  • It's funny how Atheist think this is real. Not because they are stupid, but because most Christian fanatics are like this! lmfao

  • Its much more fun to watch real creationist try to defend this crap

  • it turns out that in the future, when we conquer death and disease, thru science, that WE are gods.....sentient, pretty much all knowing (say in 5000 years plus approx), all powerful, and loving (maybe)...see what i mean tho? if you were to take a person from say 5000 years in the future with their everyday domestic tech back in time to the 1 AD , well, what do you think they would make of you? with your bag of tricks? you'd be a god-hell, maybe even by todays standards in some places!

  • @psycronizer If you had portable tv, cigarette lighter, etc. thousands of years back in time they would either worship you as a god or burn or stone you as a witch. You think they actuall knew what science was of course the leader might want to know how it works before he kills you so he can keep on fooling the suckers.

  • @hydrolito well since this is all hypothetical, the dead-easy way to counter your argument is to take back a machine gun as well! there, that stuffed you didnt it!-dont you get it? with current/future tech-you can CONTROL belief, just look around you for plenty of examples where knowlege is the source of all power, you cant counter that may freind....

  • @psycronizer You would have to eat and sleep so if they killed you in your sleep or posioned all the water you encounter you would still be dead. Then someone would pick up your machine gun from your dead body.

  • drown the fish ?? lol some ppl intelligence not evolve yet ..

  • Holding the cross the way you did made me suspect this was parody. Then when you said "Christians don't care about facts" and threw the cross over your shoulder I got the joke. So you had me fooled for about 20 seconds. However, your very dry delivery somehow makes this less funny than it could have been. Besides, the 'poe' thing of pretending to be what you don't believe has gotten old. Try a new, more refreshing angle, and you may have more success.

  • I started figuring out it was ajoke when you mentioned pasta and first born egyptians. This was lulzy. Sadly, it's a very accurate satire of many hyper-religious Christians out there. I believe the Bible is true. But if someome can ever prove parts of it to be untrue I will pay attention. I've actually taken many years to come to my belief. But yeah, this was funny. xD

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  • I lol'd at first born Egyptians.

  • i heard "and then drowns the fishes and the squids"

  • @SgtKickazz lol you heard too .. i thought it was only me ...

  • Damn, Europeans look serious when they're joking!

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  • Never make parodies of creationist videos. The real thing always makes the claims of the satirist seem sensible.

  • This is great, I love it.

  • Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

  • first born egyptians lol moses

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  • so the fish and squid all drowned did they? mmm. something strange about that, oh yeah, they can't drown as water is their natural habitat. also how the hell did snails get to the top of this hill first? i thought he said the slower creatures died first. oh and also i refuse t worship a so called infinitely kind god who "kills the first born sons" of anyone who doesn't blindly go along with primitive, bullshit ideas like christianity. only the most evil of things could kill thousands of children

  • @10100bill "oh yeah, they can't drown as water is their natural habitat" Yes, fish can actually drown. Google it if you don't believe me. Also, this video was satire; he was making fun of creationists through parody.

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  • LOL

  • >.<' your mappings of the periodic system is wrong!

    and i can prove it.

    see how everything is black and white every one knows everything was black and white until the color tv in the days of humans was invented.

    thus making colored pasta not fit in!

    why the pasta was found way down there was because of a miner that forgot he's food!

    and every one know that pasta is food with a strong color :P

  • got bored after 20 sec ... blahabla

  • will Christians get it!! doubt it

  • @benaberry You're right. I'm stupid and I don't get it.

  • Firstborn Egyptians! LOL! This video is awesome. Good show!

  • i just laughed when he said the quickest animals got the the top and thats why they are in the top layer, and then i see a snail in the top layer what a twat

  • Cute guy! 

  • pasta and first born egyptians cracked me up lol

  • best part 1:35 - 1:52

  • Best video.

    Of all time.

    Stupidest comments.

    Ever.

  • 2 Peter 3:7 - "But they deliberately forget that long ago by God's word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and by water. By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men." fire being kept? guess whats waiting to come out of the ground from the core of the earth.

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  • @THEletLOOSE THIS IS PARODY!

  • @MrHiller I know, I was just kiddin back... :P

  • u should check out the amazing atheist not productive deals u could get ur channel sponsored and get more views

  • good videos dude sorry that there are so many dislikes

  • i am sorry

    speeze will be replaced by Squeeze

  • hey i sorry

    Speeze = Squeeze

  • Evolution is wrong

    IQ 50-99 believe in Evolution

    IQ 160-250 believe in Christian and Jehovah Example : you have orange, sugar, milk and ice you want a fruit juice

    Evolution i can't do that because orange can't peel itseft and go to a juicer and speeze itseft

    sugar can't go to a glass and milk can't too. and and it can't taste itseft

    do you understand?

    me: it't very easy

    because i am a God for Orange juice

    it will be perfect taste

    but human race is more complex than the Orange juice

  • Doesn't even make sense idiot

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  • @TonyAnders1968 Did you see the summary of the video, or do you just lack a knowledge of satire and parody? If so, I "guess you're a loser". TROLOLOL

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  • @TonyAnders1968 Read the description before commenting :3

  • @TonyAnders1968 You're a dense one.

  • Hello Im is a black christian god loving man.Now we all know that god is a black god and he blesses all the black people with foodstamps so we can feed our chilrens crabslegs and shrimps every week praise jesus.. Now in my house house my mom taught our family that white folks is the blue eye devils..Now I know my mom dont lie to me but I just needed to hear from you all..Now is it true that white folks is the devil??

  • @TheMikecatfish When you are being serious and not using irony then of course not. Why would I be a part of a 'devil folk'? The best explanation that I can think of is that the so called white british took many black slaves to the us in the time of the colonies to work in mines, farms, etc and since then many black people are racist against whites. There is no difference between white and black people except maybe the fact where they live.

  • OHHH just read the description, MY BAD, FALSE ALARM!

  • w-w-w-wait. The FISH drowned? Are you serious? Also, this "flood" never happened, it's fact that these creatures lived in completely different times, many million and millions before the others. You're either really dumb, or you're trolling (in which case, good on you)

  • at least nobody is debating the pasta, ive seen the fossils

  • as soon as i saw the kid holding a cross made out of broken sticks taped together in a dark room i knew i was in for a treat.

  • 1IQ 50-99 : believe in Evolution

    2 IQ 160-250 : believe in Christian and Jehovah

  • evoluttion is wrong and unscientific charles darwin is not deserved to be Scientist

     -------I am Scientist ---------------

    i am not committed Christian

  • @TheKevintran8 You are a retard. Or a troll. For the sake of human intelligence, and for you, I hope the latter.

  • how the fuck does a fish drown?