Man in the Box - The Urinal

[dirttydippa78]

I get stage fright.

[legomastr1]

those guys definitely did not wash their hands 0.o

[MissMuffinToYou]

lol guys are such pussies. this is hilarious :D back for round 2 xD

[Trudrifter1]

Alright back for round 2

[DinkyMax]

ok enough of this douchebag ad...wtf?

[HeeroYuy911]

ain't there some form of unwritten rule not to talk while using the Urinals, man just annoys me if someone starts talking around me, its like really just piss and leave already.

[amaSenpai]

I loved magic secrets revealed!

[dpapapa]

"i heard this is where the dicks hang out"!!!EPIC!

[Skullking356890]

it's funny how this whole episode is based on gregs problem

[razark9]

2 years ago I went to a camp with really bad toilets. :P. I felt so uncomfortable that I didn't go number two in 6 days.

[HeeroYuy911]

Margie is awesome lol

[TheGhettostylus]

he may have stage fright, but i think they all have weak bladders.

[strpurez]

who takes a piss for this long!?

[RaPn012Rs]

@strpurez he wasn't taking a piss, he was waiting for them to leave cuz he cant do it when people are around.

[ecvsio]

They need to piss THAT MUCH? what did they drink?

[tehPianocian]

drink less liquid.

[gotja]

what happened to Woody?????

[Tahlorn]

@gotja It makes it harder to use the urinal if you have one.

[gotja]

@Tahlorn

hahahahaha

i mean woody the guy.

[ACEgrand629]

Greg is taking a long ass piss!

[Che8t]

No, that was the entire point of the video. He wasn't pissing the whole time, he couldn't pee because everyone was trying to talk to him.

[MonsterTheBeasty]

Thats one low urinal ... lol xD

[averageguy412]

story of my life

[RattesTale]

I hear this is where the dicks hang out!

[Firelair24241]

i seriously wouldve socked each of them str8 in the fucking mouth

[xXSharkAttackxX]

I just turn and pee on them

[phineasgauge69]

Some people talk at the urinal in our office.  I cant stand that shit. One day, I screamed "Quit lookin at my dick" cause the guy next to me wouldnt stop talking.

[ilonaolga]

omg

[whitetigerpals]

How long can this guy pee???

[silentspirit94]

This is why I piss in the stall.

[Ryusan11]

Yeah I have a no talking and stare at the wall rule 

[iluvsquirlles]

the left urinal is really short i know that they arent really peeing but still

[MagashiSaizen]

That's one long ass piss.

[deutscher1a]

@MagashiSaizen actually he isnt urinating XD

fuck i dont know an other verb for it...xD

i hate it tt the wohle internet is english and im german xD

[l0rf]

@deutscher1a I don't have problems with that.

[deutscher1a]

@l0rf du bsit auch nicht 16 xD

[l0rf]

@deutscher1a Mit 16 war es aber auch kein Problem XD

Nagut, ich will im Ausland studieren als sollte ich wohl besser kein Problem mit youtube-comments haben.

[deutscher1a]

@l0rf ach klar immer diese auslands studenten...

nenene XD

[l0rf]

@deutscher1a Ich bin ein schrecklicher Mensch und entschuldige mich bei all denen die ich verletzt oder auf die ich uriniert habe.

[MezupK]

Wash your hands!

[iceonaboy]

I remember going to a gig years ago and there was a line of about 10 urinals with a queue of about 6 people behind each one and when it came to my turn, I could feel the eyes in on my back and I couldnt pish. I eventually had to feign completion and walked away still fuckin bursting! Crazy or what?

[kalinga01]

One of the most important rules is NEVER, EVER, talk. not one word. if absolutely necessary, limit conversations to 5 seconds. that will maintain proper efficiency in the men's room. That is why the men's room tends to operate with greater speed than a women's restroom. If we all follow the urinal rules of etiquette, then life goes as it should. :D

[SCBCWTB]

why does an office have a childrens urinal?

[CameleonRed]

Wow... thats amazing... I wish I could pee for more than 3 and a half minutes!

[AmuraMomochi]

This video made me have to pee..

[ZukoFireBook]

This is why I always use the stalls. I feel so very awkward doing it while other people are around.

[KuntraySoul4L]

@ZukoFireBook haha me to lol, he shoulda pissed on their feet lol

[andrewh817]

@ZukoFireBook Yeah, sometimes I actually can't get myself to piss in the urinals....

[RitzDaCracker1]

@andrewh817 Haha ya i know what you mean. When someones standing next to you its fucking wierd!

[nowsuperman]

w t f

[DarkYenOfPie]

I'm so impressed they did this in all one shot.

[d4bl4h]

Geez greg is like, really tall

[dfivash]

MITB needs to come back

[joeptjoep1]

how could he pee so long? almost 4 minutes XD

[nicolesamsonite]

@joeptjoep1 He never got to pee, that's the point

[kaleidomagic]

And that is why we start talking while pissing...to piss you people off! I love doing it to see how many I can get distracted!

[sfbayguysf]

Love it, very funny!!!

[Dranex11]

MANINTHEBOX COME BACK!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!

[MidniteCatK]

I like how at the end Terry is doing the Captain Morgan again

[MidniteCatK]

I was drinkin water while watching this

[lobo5o]

dude just piss in the stalls

[austing12]

@huter0of0artemis112 he doesn't pee the whole vid cuz peeple are talking to him

[plukap]

alright.back 4 round two ;D

[lilredfilmgeek]

Why didn't he just go in a stall? I think that would solve some of his problems....

[bf6067]

I can't think of a better place for two guys to bond than at the urinal! lol Seriously, ever wonder if the guy at the next urinal is bigger than you? Or smaller?

[20MrBigmac]

I hate it that highschool and colleges don't have urinal dividers... like come on thats just akward

[fireballkiller]

dumb.

[battie07]

dude you are so funny

[EzechielCookieBear]

@huter0of0artemis112 he cant pee... he's nervous

[IheartJasperCullen]

Lol Jacob is wearing jeans and Greg is wearing shorts

[UnlimitedFunTUBE]

i m a bitch

[50percentelf]

lol the captain morgan

[matwithher]

" I hear this is where all the dicks hand out! " LOL

[loganachilles1982]

WTF i would stop pissing immediatley when some one starts jacking his jaws, and finish peeing later, yea I know it can be hard to stop after already sarting but once another guy breaks the rules you should go out lie the trash on a thursday.

[missawesomeness100]

how long does it take to pee?!? LMFAO

[Mistikitten]

Hehe, this is yet another reason why I'm glad im a girl. x3

[rozzalenda123]

@Mistikitten u girls have period which sucks more..

[Mr1991kid]

I also can't go if someone is talking. I'm like "damm shit shut the fuck up"

[SimontheSorceror]

This is so manly LOL!

[HeeroYuy911]

Margi is full of win.

[NoobTwinz5]

How the heck do they pee so low :o?

[samanthanm21]

@laneylane44, nu uh! he can't pee when people are talking!

[kmal2t]

haha the captain morgan. I gotta do that

[laneylane44]

HOLY CRAP, HOW MUCH PEE DOES HE HAVE?!? HE'S BEEN GOING FOR LIKE FOUR FREAKING MINUTES?!?

[Freakshow180]

I hate that. If theres a crowded bathroom, or theres guys I know in the bathroom, I use a stall to piss.

[devo85x]

Nobody flushed...

[noname5555565]

@devo85x almost all urinals automatically flush, you could hear it flush as he walked away.

[SimontheSorceror]

@devo85x or washed hands...

[verylittleknowledge]

i always thought they should have TVs at head height in front of the urinals

[metorido]

@verylittleknowledge but then you wouldnt get to see the Captain Morgan

[pieroglyphic]

"Hey, I hear this is where all the dicks hang out!" hahahaha, using that one in the next public restroom I use.

[michaelstanger]

great, capton morgon, porn style

[paintballer1231]

LMAO that happens to me i cant piss when people are talking to me

[tincanman1001]

the worst thing is then the person next to you says 'nice watch!' ........

[theonlyred4]

god what the fuck is wrong with all those weirdos, touching their dicks and then each other's shoulders. Might as well rub their dicks all over each other. Fucking nasty as shit.

[umahuma4]

@theonlyred4 thats hot

[SMOKINFIRE88]

greger!

[Mr888tophat]

my personal favorite the captain morgan

[EEKSCT]

alright back for round 2

[D119heavy]

Terry FTW

[boobooslice]

their is no way u good be peing for that long dum ass

[Mickjaggerismygf]

@boobooslice were you not listening? He can't pee when people talk to him, so when other people are talking, he isn't peeing dumbass

[camoody1]

Just like my office... none of those bastards flushed.

[CotymoG]

advertisements!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bman462]

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen

[RyoUchiha2324]

captain morgan...

[EpicFatKid]

You've gotta love Terry!

[MrAwaludin]

hahahahahaha !!!!!!

[shadowthreepoint0]

"Hey, I hear this is where all the d!cks hang out." Priceless!!!

[troy1002x]

I LOVE CROSSOVERS

[busheytube]

"Hey could you maybe be quiet?" I love that. It's like a pseudo-polite way of telling someone to shut the f**k up.

[smellyfeet1]

yes i can shit everywhere i want

[bworiginal]

Greg's ass was so sexy!  Sexy khakis.

[NWG92]

hahahahaha, story of my life

[Tom3400]

greg takes a loooooooong time to pee.

[Firejack95]

Dude, he couldnt START peeing

[mesccf]

Humans are 80% water.

Greg is 99% :D

[patricksk1123]

i cant pee when people talk to me either . i always figured it was gay to talk at the urinals

[h8aification]

@patricksk1123 wow what a homophobe

[svdvr]

I expected AIC to play while guys were pissing.

[ForceRecon198]

Hey! It's the Elevator Show people!

[f15tguthix]

ya... its made by the same people. the elevator is the elevator for this office... lol

[ForceRecon198]

I'm not surprised. They are very similar, I just never made the connection that they were the same people. :)

[Gooddaymate1277]

look it how small the urinal is!

[Flinklehurst]

Woah, free? Seriously?

[RedDragon246219]

greg got pwned xD

[CamOneM37]

Omg the Captan Morgaine

I almost died

[ramone2185]

rotflmfao! This could've killed me.

[metallictank]

OMFGGG my teacher pisses like that!!! with his hands on his hips!!! hhahahahhaa

[laurentjdias]

hah so true..

[rider012]

Great video! I too hate it when I'm trying to piss and some dude starts talking to you. It's like "Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to go!" One time some guy started talking to me while I was trying to go and I got so distracted, I got piss all over my fucking pants--how fucking embarassing is that?

[kneehigh8667]

dude i cant piss when people talk to me its so weird

[ilayasaravanan]

@rider012 that was hilarious...

[chevymoto78]

HAHA this was great. I unfortunately can totally relate to this. It sucks big time when you have to take an OBSERVED military drug test and you got some dude lookin at your junk and trying to have a conversation. Yea not fun. And lmao to all the dumbasses who are stating things like "damn how long is he pissing for?!". You obviously missed the whole point to this video.... he couldn't piss!

[kayjayfly1]

gosh this guy take forever to take a piss!

[RKOwned33]

"Hey I hear this is where all the dicks hang out!" lmfao!!

[stevema2]

LoL he pwned Greg there :)

[YeahYeah5427]

FUCKING GREAT!!!! LMAO!

[badcompany4ever]

2:26 lol

[rickertb2004]

HEY! They stole my Captain Morgan!

[thecrusadingdebator]

"Christ, get you hands OFF OF ME!" I have to say that at least twice a week. I dislike being touched by most people.

[Adcmd19]

goddd my stomach hurts so bad right now.......im actually in tears of a laughter

[satorres82]

I almost pissed my pants watching this.  Well done.

[lilcrazyaznboy]

Don't talk to me when I am peeing.

[TheTechieKris]

one of the best.

[TheTechieKris]

lol i hate how some guys think its ok to talk while you're pissing.

[MrSalsa6]

lol i love how they all like are never using their handss

[breezyfish]

This is my favorite episode!

[odinata]

"...and my personal favorite 'The Captain Morgan'"

[princegh06]

this is probably the funniest one by far in my opinion lmao

[haney72003]

LMAO@ Greg hating everyone all the time, yet people not leaving him alone

[mmgmm1]

thats the longest piss ever

[CuervoBlack06]

I'm pretty much like Greg. I hate when people you know or work with try to strike up a conversation at the urinal when your trying to seal the deal.

[gblasco63]

greg is tall

[CantStandIdiots94]

lmao so funny

[RalOhmSurEth]

Psh, a good way to fix that is just piss in the sink. Public Bathrooms are often too nasty to really use the urinals or even the toilets effectively. At least the sink is clean.. almost...

[1taz1waz]

lol thats exactly what i do

hu but it is nasty for the people who follow you...

[haney72003]

Dude you're a douche bag

[PRESTOTHECAT]

I understand. Once in a while that used to happen when I was younger but now I can pee anywhere any time no problem.

Its good to be a man.

[kevin4free]

who the fk pees for 3 and a half mins Lol

[juventino23]

he isn't peeing lol hes trying to pee but people keep interupting him lol

[basketballstewcom]

you can see there dicks

[bennis07]

no you can't

[Skymore88]

Terry's the man!!!

[BlazinBobs]

LOL Greg should piss in a toilet stall next time

[FullDeck13]

The Captain Morgan XDDD

[MrTechnoGlitch]

lol dicks hang out in the urinal!!!!

[aznlife72]

hahahahaha the pornstar hahahha

[ferretboy1187]

i know someone who was in the bathroom for like an hour cause of that

[omop413]

prob the best 1 so funny

[FlyWitDaPenguinz]

lmfao captain morgan and the pornstar

[gabe565]

Haha Terry us hilarious!! "Back for round two!"

[HubertCumberdale22]

I also "suffer" from a light case of paruresis! Thanks ManInTheBox, I didn't know that there is a name for that!

And until last week I didn't know that I have an "Autosomal dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst syndrome"!!! I'm not joking, google it! Haha

[singalong916]

hey this is where all the dicks hang out lol

[renkitty1984]

LMAO!!!

[kidkong65]

there supposed to use the stall its the splash zone rule geez

[flyestdude18]

one time i went on school trip to new york and my friend kept talking to me in the bathroom and i could concentrate and i thiink he was trynna look at me

[aqd412]

freaky...

[flamester111]

i hate when ppl talk in the bathroom

[Fliegenfaenger88]

"hear this is where all the dicks are hanging out!" nice line^^

[ebkkracerx]

captain morgan lol