Colonial New Jersey

[DavidSebua]

can someone explain this to me.. I dont understand

[SebOrSam]

Yeah the british are coming... all over themselves! *shakes head* :P

[DukeofUSA]

J have never been prouder... To be a New Yorker. :P

[Mrzellous]

aaayyy



[TheMrswilson55]

BS. Paul Revere spent the night he "made his ride" in a Redcoat jail.

[tallguy752]

@TheMrswilson55 u jackass how dare u say that. it is a historical fact that him and one other man road and warnned americans. look at ur fucking history. its bacic information. i bet ur just a sour brit bastard that cant get over the fact that america kicks ass

[TheMrswilson55]

@tallguy752 I am a proud American, have been since birth, but the facts are that he did not make the midnight ride, two other men did. He was apprehended and detained by the Redcoats, for the night, and he was released the next day, but the Redcoats kept his horse.

[tallguy752]

@TheMrswilson55 bull shit u need to go take 2nd grade history again

[TheMrswilson55]

@tallguy752 Get over yourself, stop trying to deny facts, denying them doesn't make them false, it just means you are ignorant.

[tallguy752]

@TheMrswilson55 so wat ur saying is im ignorant for kno basic knolage that a 2nd grader can tell u? i dont think so. ur the one making stuff up to get attention. and by me replying to ur comments is just feeding that need. ur an attention whore.

[TheMrswilson55]

@tallguy752 I'm stating facts. You're stating fallacies and talking shit. Also, in an ironic twist, you misspelled knowledge. Accept facts for what they are, and learn that as we gain new knowledge of the past, our old knowledge becomes false.

[tallguy752]

@TheMrswilson55 so i cant spell well that does not mean i dont kno things. im stating basic knowledge. like i said before go back to 2nd grade and take basic history. learn that little song. and take ur own advice, stop shouting lies. i dont kno why u have something against paul but u need to get over it. and like u said accept the facts, really do when u learn it in the 2nd grade!!!! ur a dumbass and an attention whore.

[TheMrswilson55]

@tallguy752 If the knowledge about Paul Revere, whom you appear to be on a first name basis with, is so basic, why do you still claim incorrect facts as correct? You are clearly wrong, acting rude and belittling me when I am trying to help you understand that Paul Revere never made the trip, two other guys did but he didn't. You can either accept these facts, or continue denying them and therefore ignoring the real world.

[tallguy752]

@TheMrswilson55 dude take ur own advice ur the one denying 2nd grade basic history. u cant say i am lying cause i passed 2nd grade history, unlike u. how am i clearly wrong? im just telling u its very very very VERY basic knowledge. thats way its called the midnight ride of PAUL REVERE. u dumbass

[TheMrswilson55]

@tallguy752 look, he never did it, he was in JAIL, he didn't participate in the ride, I learned that in 8th Grade History, you'll probably learn it when you get to 8th grade.

[tallguy752]

@TheMrswilson55 ur teacher is a dumbass or u did just not listen. wat u should have heard was paul and one other road to warn others. u prob heard that someother guy was in jail. u dumbass. listen better shit ears.

[tallguy752]

@TheMrswilson55 im in fucking highschool dude. also read my other comment if u have not

[monny287]

@TheMrswilson55

Actually, you're BOTH half-right. He DID participate in the ride, but he never made it all the way to Concord, MA. He and William Dawes rode through several towns on their way to Lexington spreading that "The Regulars are coming!", spawning as many as 40 other riders also spreading the message. They got caught in a British roadblock on the way to Concord, and were jailed and questioned. However, by that time, colonial forces were already amassing, so it didn't really matter.

[tallguy752]

@monny287 this kid knows wat he is talking about

[monny287]

@tallguy752

The reason it's called "The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere" is because it's the title of a Longfellow poem. And the only reason Paul Revere was mentioned alone, rather than with his cohorts is because "Revere" rhymes with "hear" and had a nice flow. Longfellow knew he was pretty much screwing up history, but that was back when people actually cared about studying history and so those who read it knew it was entertainment, not fact..

[uranut]

I spoke the truth, you don't know your history. Why don't you investigate before making whining comments. Look up Isreal Bissel while your at it.

[sunglasses1337]

CONVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[lusoguyJesuspower]

hahahaha!! GIANT LOL

[The00Kannon]

I want that $100 bill!

[kalla8684]

I wonder if this is where Sarah Palin gets her information lol

[edgy555]

Zzzzzzzzzz.

[bobbert890]

that is how benjemin franklin really acted he was the firstjuvee criminal in american record

[uranut]

Paul Revere didn't do a whole lot, the actual rider who rode all the way to Philly was "Israel Bissel" Look it up. Bostonians only know the tea party when they cowardly slipped onto unmanned ships. They also think Fenway is a nice ballpark

[DestroyHD]

@uranut Not only nice, but the best in the nation

[yoyo94xo]

Benjamin Franklin fucking rocks

[thedebo777]

Haha Jersey people suck, BOSTONIANS RULEEEE!!!!!!!

[mattimattiusa]

Whats with the claustrophobic camera work?

[HaroldHill76]

that was hilarious, except for the whole ben franklin thing. i'm his great-great grandson, assholes.

[blingadude]

@HaroldHill76 No-one gives a fuck.

[graidstin]

@HaroldHill76 Well acctually Franklin was a real partier and womenizer. Lets just say, he got pretty close to some of the women in France when he was a diplomat there.

[Misty14Cloud]

@HaroldHill76 OMG that means ur related to a couple of my closest friends! They're descendants of James Franklin, Ben's brother and the guy who taught him in the printing trade. COOL!! :D

[TheToad2525]

Why can't Benjamin Franklin be that fun all the time?

[Tommy0145]

'And the pursuit of happiness!' *grabs crotch*

Yep, you're right.

[Churmama596]

The British were better trained than we were at the time

[TheNortherner55]

haha sandstorm

[concealedknight]

how the hell did the new jersey people get slaughtered by the British? The British are pretty hard to lose to.

[SUBLIMEDUDESTP]

hahaha the part of them discussing the roads is by far the most acurrate portrayal in the episode

[loyalfalconflutist]

and that was the day that paul revere's heart was broken....

[X8181]

New Jersians aren't guitto thats New Yorkers

[maxdude55]

@X8181 First of all it's written and pronounced Guido, and secondly New Jersey is known for it's italian-american habitants. Guido is a slanderous term used to describe Italians. Sorry kid, you're wrong.

[moosiesama]

you portly motherfucker, you don't know shit about shit. :D

[OhFlOrKiTsDoM]

1:19 hahahahah amazing Sandstorm on the flute

[GetTiefBlauAndDie]

@OhFlOrKiTsDoM Fuck yeah.

[satansavenger667]

IM GOING TO CURVE STOP THE FUCK OUT OF THAT GOD DAMN ASIAN GUY RIDING AROUND ON A MOTORCYCLE!!!!!

[FSU307]

But Paul Revere didn't even make it to Concord... he was captured by the British...

[themightyswindian]

im from new jersey and im not like that. it was funny tho. but yea they r mostly NYer wannabes.

[FurubaYankee]

Floutist sandstorm. I love it lol.

[joblessalex]

If this were real history would be enjoyable!!

[TheProjectMJ]

Everyone today at my school was talking about the new Jersey Shore episode... Must've been good

[CanadianDani]

sup Sam :P I love you

[shibukisama]

For The Wenches!!!

[vdmochowska]

Is the person playing Paul Revere Bradley Cooper?

[Vidinotes]

NJ was on the side of English politically - called Torries. But finally came around to support the revolution.

[Narutoslilsis0]

DX the days before Snookie. So sad.

[ochs42thethird]

Smoosh smoosh

[sakawakags]

can someone PLEASE tell me what the song played on the flute is????

[IgorGiganskiANtiatom]

@sakawakags a 90's techno hit, darude-sandstorm

[Commando61]

You got some snuff?

For my cousin: anything

LOL

[admx94]

I'm from Jersey, kinda funny but "The armpit of the Colonies" hardly... more like... Crossroads of the revolution, Battles of Trenton and Princeton (ring a bell?), currently has the 2nd highest median income of any state, the best universtiy; Princeton, 1st boardwalks, I could keep going...

[JakeJohnRogers]

@admx94 New Jersey still pisses everyone off, and that is your opinion on the best university.

[DjCannibis]

Why aren't these guys #1 subcribed? way better then nigahiga...

[XTWIntensity]

Is it me, or does the pic of ben franklyn on the $100 bill kinda look like Sam Kinison?

[ceescake]

ive actually heard a person from new jersey saying "u dont know shit about shit"

[ultraepicman]

why paul revere did not recruit anyone from jersey

[Dulisk]

Ben was actually a party guy

[Crystal2193]

Pwned.

[TheProjectMJ]

lol Paul Revere

[PRocker320]

Haha!!! Pat playing sandstorm FTW!!!

[commander3046]

too bad paul revere never really made his ride to anywhere. he got drunk at the first bar he got to and others had to do it for him :/

[joejoe8151]

omg that abigail chick was so cute

[freakoffreaks145]

Love Paul's face.

[sodra9000]

1:35 He sounds like barney from flintstones...

[MurphyMoose94]

SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OneJamalWonder]

I WAS FUCKING DYING WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT WAS SANDSTORM XDD

[samyruo101]

i feel sorry for poor paul revere :-(

[ReviewrOfGames]

Why was he panting if he was riding on a horse? lol

[IgorGiganskiANtiatom]

@ReviewrOfGames its surreal humor but again horse isn't a motorcycle or a car it shakes you up and down and you must use your muscles all the time to get a grip so you get exhausted in the end...

[Acct1941]

@ReviewrOfGames If you had ever ridden a horse, you would know. It's tiring really.

[TheDangrebe]

@ReviewrOfGames Obviously youve never ridden a horse. Its tiring as fuck. Ive never ached more the day after.

[jpheitman]

@ReviewrOfGames Have you ever ridden a horse? It's hard work. You get legit tired after riding for five or ten miles. Not as bad as running that distance, but it's still quite the effort.

[hope757]

@ReviewrOfGames Its actually really hard and tiring to ride a horse

[Sokkiekat]

@ReviewrOfGames Because he owns one.

[indigojack99]

@ReviewrOfGames have you ever rode a horse?

[jertog]

@ReviewrOfGames Probably because his balls were hurting like a mother fucker, along with the fact that, contrary to popular belief, it *DOES* take a lot of physical strength and endurance to mount and ride a horse.

[MrFlyingAmoeba]

@ReviewrOfGames Ride a horse for hours then see how tired you are.

[MrAbadede]

Benny go home!

[ericdalgetty]

whats he playing on the flute??

[KNICKERUS]

@ericdalgetty sandstorm by darude

[punkinandbatso]

@ericdalgetty Sandstorm, a heavy metal song. :P

[ALX11231]

Benjamin Franklin and his group of douchebags...lol

[thtdudewiththehair]

Lol pat and sam are the only actors in this that they still use

[hkillerz2]

the song that he is fiddling is sandstorm by darude

[spartan1010101]

lol colonial douche bags

[Orangemongoose1]

128 colonial guidos watched this xD

[auztinwow]

jersey shore is nothing like jersey

[christyandmattshow]

people from jersey found new jersey and then it was invaded by spai and france but 30 jersey militia beat them and then they founded new jersey.

[KeanuIIDAMAN]

Every one knows Ben Franklin was a total pimp.

He once said "All cats are grey in the dark", if you know what I mean ;)

[slapfish]

hahahaha SANDSTORM!

[RyvernRaigon]

lol is that Sandstorm at 1:20? That's awesome xD lol.

[boorelius]

hahahah thats fucking awesome whistling Sandstorm

[HardRock2Day]

for any non-new jersey residents watching this, the people in this video would be from North Jersey (immigrated New Yorkers). South Jersey is more laid backed.

[Brinkley26]

@HardRock2Day

woah woah woah. north jersey isn't really like that where I am

[HardRock2Day]

@Brinkley26 sorry dude, didnt mean ALL North Jersey towns, just the place where I've been people are like this. I dont doubt there are good towns there, like in all states. =)

[Brinkley26]

@HardRock2Day k

[christyandmattshow]

@HardRock2Day south new jersey cuz there is a soith jersey in the first jersey

[superjeff14]

Did anyone notice Paul Revere rode through water?

[ljq19]

the only thing worse than living here in rhode island would be living in that sh*thole new jersey.... rhode island basically is the new jersey of new england

[AdamAbs87]

@ljq19 Rhode Island is hardly the New Jersey of New England. That would be Massachusetts, the armpit of New England, our very own New Jersey.

[ljq19]

@AdamAbs87 how do u figure? we have almost all italian representatives, guidos are everyware, theres only 2 real populations in rhode island: the irish and the italians, and the irish are outnumbered. we even have people call our beaches the rhody shore. its an embaressment

[NinSegaSoft]

My family's Italian and lives in Jersey . When my sister went off to college in Pennsylvania all the people there expected her to fit the stereotype they got from that garbage show Jersey Shore. I've never seen a guido here or someone say "Joysy" Even down in Jersey shore I don't see them. We're nothing like the show leads people to think we are >_>

[Falcone45]

I bet some people in Jersey act like this. God. take crap seriously people. lol I know it's a video.

[RubberClits]

@Falcone45 I bet some people in every state act like this.

[Lexicanoe]

New Yorkers give directions like that lol

[jazzj2]

wish the ben franklin dollar actualy looked like that :S

[SaxonWR]

@jazzj2 LOL

[Indestructible229]

hehehe i wonder what New Jersey would be like if it was cleaner and was like New Hampshire, full of farms and forests.

[clydelaz]

@Indestructible229 It would be boring.

[InvisibleJess]

Oh you MUTHA FUCKA

[MaximumPyromaniac]

this is bs. n j is full of educated and smart peole sure we have guidos that r on the jersey shore, but we all hate them, we reelly hate those italian dushes. new jersey is a place of history and is one of the greatest states. fuck the summer guidos fuck the mtv shows and fuck the steriotype.

[SchumanJi707]

@MaximumPyromaniac without the stereotype i probly wouldnt even remember NJ lol

[c0v3rtw4ffle]

That guy playing Paul Revere looks SO much like Wikus Van De Merwe from District 9...

[LeChatDeNoir13]

Ahhh New Jersey

[MaximumPyromaniac]

@LeChatDeNoir13 we are not guidos man

[kane5250]

haha check out the film colonial commandments on here......you might just like it. type in colonial commandments

[Rozzrocks666]

Brave douchebags all!

May they live forever in valhalla.

[NoTimeForComplacency]

Go England!!

[confusedenormaton]

OF FUKINYOUUPENHAM!!!!

[iamspecial14]

LMFAOOOOOOOO XD

haha

[gupta889]

Darude on a flute!

[RandomShortsMedia]

Staten Island

[biofinget]

loooooooool. man. theyre proud right? but theyre idiots and aint goin nowhere in life.

sad but funny.

[progamer63]

The War Has Begun!!! But We Didnt Start The Flame War!!!

[nagglfar]

typical stereotypes.. I'm from NE NJ and no one here is like the characters portrayed in this video.

[thebestofsopherboys]

I love how old Youtube videos say Fuck so much. I miss those days.

[ubercarrots]

lmfao this is brilliant XD

[Al3zza]

My favorite state LOL

[jscrzymnky]

the good wench abigail is looking comely as fuck. hahaha yes.

[InstantClassicKid]

@jscrzymnky haha i liiike u for that comment lmao

[JimmyDbum]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[forty0seven0times]

1:20 he's playing sandstorm on the fife! hahahaha great...

[simonjeste]

@forty0seven0times omg I totally didn't catch that, but now I can't un-hear it!

[madnutcase84]

@forty0seven0times the hell is a fife?

[NAWSandbox]

I'm from New Jersey, thought it was funny although the "New Jerseyians" are nothing like people I know around here.

South Jersey, BTW.

[RachelHC]

"That goodly wench Abigail is looking comely as FUCK!" Amazing.

[jazminfggo]

jersey shore back in the day

[goodnatured69]

they all came from england right?

[christyandmattshow]

@goodnatured69 people from New Jersey came from Jersey you cant tell by the name

[Andymac150]

My favourite part was;

"and were slaughtered by the British."

Made me smile.

[FatnWild]

YAY SAM!!

[VenomKing666]

Colonial guidos

hahahahaahha

[DreamAwayTunez]

lol

[ItsMikeHia]

@VenomKing666 way to be racist...

[toxic2k7]

@ItsMikeHia guido isnt a race buddy lol i think you should have said ''offensive''

[YoyoyankeesfromRS]

There are literally like, no guidos in Jersey... I'm sure there are some but I've lived here for 11 years and haven't seen many.

[Solechnaya]

@YoyoyankeesfromRS

Go to the beach?

[YoyoyankeesfromRS]

@Solechnaya

I've been to the beach hundreds of times, and there were only a few, and they keep to themselves in the clubs and bars. That bullcrap show "Jersey Shore" is shoving this crap down everyone's throats, and no one even realizes that most of the guidos on that show aren't even from Jersey.

[bigdipper000]

colonial guidos nice nice

[MuumiPeikkoX]

Wtf hes playing sandstorm on the flute thingy xD

[mysteryblack2]

what is it with them being painted red?

[nmatteson]

fake tan

[GRNoam]

comely as fuck

[openheads]

In the context of this video, I assume you mean colonial Staten Island or Long Island..............

New Jersey is far to diverse a state for you rednecks & NYC transplants to sum up in one outdated stereotype. It's not 1981. Keep up d-bags.

[StripPokerJ]

It said Jersey Shore, it's making fun of the clubbing guido dudes...

"You don't know shit about shit" classic jersey shore lol

[luludork1]

Just a few north Jersians act like that. Namely the old money, when they're drunk. ;x

[Redstring104]

I LIVE in NJ and i never hear anyone talk like this

[pieguyfry22]

well yeah, its very likely that sober NJ people dont talk like that. emphasis on "sober".

[peacebone92]

Eh, I live in Jersey myself, and I've been around em on all sorts of drugs, our accent does not magically change.

[dukee155]

what part of jersey im from long island i dont have much of an accent either

[zaxt3r]

he's playing sandstorm by da rude lol

[MikeIronweaver56]

learned about this in class today.

[musicalxmhurrich]

actually, I'm pretty sure NONE of NJ is like this.

[mrvonzi]

that one guy has the worst sun burn ever