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  • Wow she had him in a triangle choke. Military martial arts lol.... that's sexxy on her

  • Where did this series come from, the land down under?

  • Possibly genetically altered. It does appear to be a futuristic setting after all.

  • wow ppl are really hating lol i guess nobody can appreciate a decent sci-fi anymore

  • wtf is this

  • the Camera jumped around to much throughout the movie...

  • I blow your braaaains out!

  • this is fucken gay.

  • gay armor gay lasers gay people hot girl and that sir makes a crappy movie except the hot girl

  • What do you mean she should be in the kitchen or she is too hot to ba a soilder jeez sexist ppl

  • This first one was a lot better. This one is disappointing.

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  • WTF shouldn't she be in the kitchen?

  • That chick is to hot to be a solider. I'd let her "blow" my brains out.

  • crackle go back to your website and get off of youtube i used to have a channle on crackle then they kicked me off that was 6 years ago when i was just a kid doing funny videos crackle sucks

  • This looks terrible.

  • These videos are some of the best I've seen.

  • That girl is gonna get gang raped

  • yea this looks stupid!

  • i love how he just got done with a battle and at the begginging he has perfect hair lmao

  • I liked it, then I saw the girl warrior soldier and thought, what a piece of politically correct trash.

  • @FaganRoberts I don't see how that has anything to do with being politically correct. There have been female soldiers since the dawn of time. Long before political anything was even an itch in anyone's mind.

  • @FeralKnight Really? What % of Napoleon's army contained femmes? Hitler's? Patton's? RE Lee's? Black Jack Pershing's. Hannibal's? Give me a number, not aberrations, please? I mean, even bloodthirsty Stalin had very few women in the ranks and he tops out as the world's most effective feminist.

    Sorry - I call brainwashed BS on you.

  • @FaganRoberts Call whatever you want. Every poor excuse for a general that you named had the same brainwashed BS idea in his head that you do. You want numbers? Queen Boedica, though I am sure that I massacred her name, has fully 1/3 of her army made up of females at any given time. The Greek city of Athens had an entire company of female temple guards for the Parthenon.

  • @FeralKnight The ancient Greeks also had stories of an entirely female warrior culture called the Amazons who were second only to the legendary Spartans in military might. Both the ancient Chinese and Japanese cultures preferred to use females in their black ops.

    'Sorry' - I call brainwashed American sexist BS on you.

  • @FeralKnight Yeah, I guess history's generals were just so brainwashed by chauvanistic, anti feminist bigotry that not even one would even think to enhance their wimpy ranks with effective female warriors giving them the edge and leading great cultures and nations onwards to victory. Such a notion would have been naturally emulated and eventually become such a world tradition and set foregone conclusion thousands of years ago. BTW: Female Greek AThens temple guards were prostitutes for sex. lol

  • @FaganRoberts Those were the maidens. The guards were required to be, and stay, virgin. As I recall, they were executed if they were found to be otherwise.

  • Hey youtube, dont waste your time watching this junk.

  • The laser sound Effects sound a lot like the Effect used for Night Vision Goggles in Games. LOL

  • what movie is this??

  • this looks like a bad porn

  • his hair isn't able to get dirty

  • This is crap

  • they couldn't afford the ammo so they used lazers instead hehe

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  • You can always tell when a movie or tv show is influenced by the politically correct "plastic" reality that some choose to live in nowadays. Like when women in movies and tv shows have NO problem beating the shit out of men and overpowering them for instance. Yeah, THAT'S really realistic in the REAL reality, let me tell ya. LOL!

  • @CelticWarrior1971 My, aren't we naive. So you are saying that just because all the women you have met are so weak that they would just lay down and take it when someone wants to rape them, for instance, that you think EVERY woman would do the same? So you honestly believe that any female that has received any kind of special forces training would just allow herself to be captured if she sees a way out?

  • @FeralKnight: Ummm no, I am just saying it is totally UNREALISTIC to see a small skinny female kick someone like Arnold Swarzenegger's ass, or ANY man's ass for that matter, being as it is a biological FACT that we are stronger than women.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 How does strength have anything to do with beating someone's butt? I teach personal combat courses and very little of what I teach has anything to do with strength. My girlfriend weighs 112 and she has won seven different international coed hand to hand combat courses. Most of her opponent's being musclebound guys that believe brawling is real combat. Strength is worthless if you don't have the agility or the intelligence to hit your target.

  • @FeralKnight: Sparring matches and tournaments are NOT street fights, it's a lot different when the fighting is for real.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 You want a street fight? I've seen a twelve year old girl, unarmed, beat down a knife wielding male in his early twenties that weighed well over 200 pounds. And so you know, International tournaments are no holds barred, first knock out. They are specifically designed to be as close to street fights as possible while minimizing the risk of death.

  • @FeralKnight: Wow, really? Was she a super ninja, or was he just EXTREMELY drunk? And why would a grown man be pulling a knife on a 12 year old girl? Wait a minute, gotta check and see if I got my farm boots nearby, as it seems like it is starting to get a little deep here. Lol.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 She had some judo training, he was trying to rape her, and yes. I do recall that he had sampled a bit more tequila than was probably good for him. Though I shouldn't say probably, since he nearly gutted himself with his knife when she knocked him on his hind end....

  • @FeralKnight: Well, if that's true, he was a pedophilic loser, and deserved to have his ass whipped for trying to rape a child. So you saw this? Ummm, why didn't you try and stop him?

  • @CelticWarrior1971 Yes, I saw it. And I didn't try and stop it because by the time I was close enough to she had already successfully squashed any chances of his ever again having an erection.

  • @FeralKnight: Yes, granted there are some women out there who are truly badass, like Shaolin Monks for example, but that is the EXCEPTION rather than the RULE, but what we seemingly ALWAYS see in movies nowadays, is it is the rule rather than the exception, that any woman can beat any man's ass, and that, I am sorry, is just simply NOT realistic. Also, the female characters that do all the "ass whipping" in movies don't always have specialized training, they're just "tough". Lol.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 You'd be surprised how often willpower is all that is needed. I have personally witnessed a 97 pound mother push a four door sedan off of her two year old daughter. I have yet to meet any males, other than professional strongmen, who could do the same.

  • @FeralKnight: Yes, I have heard tale of such feats of strength in extreme situations that has been exhibited by both males and females, but how many more have NOT accomplished such tasks? Such feats wouldn't even compromise 1% of the time more than likely, so as I said, what we see in tv is not very realistic, and it is not, and it seems to me the growing trend for people nowadays, is having the trouble differentiating between tv and reality.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 I'll give you that last part. I've seen it too. I've also seen the refusal to accept reality, even when it gets thrust into someone's face. So now I'm just going to be argumentative. How do you know the female in this clip isn't a hand-to-hand specialist? Point is, don't jump on someone's gender to declare a fault. I've met more guys than are wimps than girls.

  • @FeralKnight: I don't know that she is not really a badass, but it just seems overly used in movies and in tv shows is all I am saying. More guys are wimps than girls? Yeah, in todays neutered ass wimpy society, I've seen that too, but one thing to remember, is it is socially unacceptable for a man to hit a woman, and women know this, so I am sure this knowledge fuels their bravado when confronting men.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 I fail to see anything wrong with using an opponent's weaknesses against them. You said you have combat training. If your opponent is missing an eye are you going to try and stay on that side? Or be where they can see you?

  • @FeralKnight: Well, it's only a weakness because men let it be so. In my opinion, it is just an outdated bullshit misplaced gesture of chivalry, and one that thankfully, I have broken free of. I used to subscribe to such idiotic notions, until I got out in the real world and observed that very few people are worthy of such gestures, and upon noticing that, I pretty much changed my view point about it.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 exactly chivalry was entirely because women were viewed as weak flowers who could not defend themselves or even think for themselves, today it seems while women can do whatever they want while men are still stuck in gender roles also it is suppose to be dont hit a lady, and if they hit you they are obviously not a lady and not deserving of chivalry

  • @lonewolfM16: Yep, that's the way I see it. It's good to see that I am not the only one out there who is immune to the politically correct bullshit indoctrination of today. So many people out there are subject to this indoctrination, and they THINK they are free thinkers, but are too stupid to see that they have swallowed this indoctrinating bullshit hook, line, and sinker. Then these same people have the idiotic audacity to call me a bigot, racist, sexist, whatever. Fucking morons. Lol.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 Everyone says they are the clear thinkers and all others are sheep. 

  • @lonewolfM16: Also, the idiots aforementioned, are apparently not bright enough to know that they are being exposed to indoctrinating bullshit propaganda every fucking day, and their "brains" just soak it up like a sponge. I see propaganda everywhere, not because I am a paranoid nut or whatever, but simply becasue it is fucking there. I see it as plain as I can see that the sky is blue. It's there in the tv commercials, in the media, on billboards, movies, tv shows, etc. It's subtle, but there.

  • @FeralKnight: Also, I have had both REGULAR military hand to hand training, AND civilian martial arts training, and I can safely tell you, that the latter is FAR more effective and to be desired, and in all actuality, where some special forces units get their training, is from civilian contractors who specialize in hand to hand combat.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 I know that. I'm one of them. I've trained a number of Navy SEALs. And the last thing that any special forces program looks for is brute force like grappling. Even the MCMAP program, widely held to be a joke by the martial arts world, doesn't advocate brute force.

  • @FeralKnight: Oh I am on the same page with you about technique and precision weighing out over brute force if you've got the training to do so, but most people don't have such training, and in such contests, it's usually the one who is stronger that wins out. Television just a lot of times, shows movies and shows that are supposed to be realistic, but in reality are not, and it is all for the favor of political correctness.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 Agreed. I think I'd say it's more for the appeal of the vastly numerically superior female gender than for being politically correct. But that's just personal opinion.

  • @FeralKnight: Lol. Yeah, that's an opinion alright. I don't agree, but that's just MY opinion.

  • @FeralKnight: I just hate it when I am watching a movie or something, and then some 90 pound girl picks up someone built like Arnold Swarzenegger, and tosses his ass across the room. That, is complete and utter unrealistic bullshit, and tv and movies are ALWAYS showing unrealistic BULLSHIT like this.

  • @FeralKnight: If a woman has specialized training and a man doesn't, then the woman has a good chance of whipping his ass if she stays focused and doesn't let him overpower her, but how many women out there are that highly trained? But to hear tv and movies tell it, a woman beating a man's ass is just as common and just as easy as pie, and that is laughably not so.

  • @FeralKnight: Political correctness started out as a good thing I guess, but it has most assuredly obviously become a pathetically retarded version of itself.

  • @FeralKnight: Lastly, IF a female received such training, then yes, she could maybe whip some ass, but VERY FEW people receive such training in the military anyway, and those who do are all males, because the elite units who receive such training, are closed to females. So much for my naivety.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 My girlfriend has absolutely no problem kicking the shit out of any guy that pisses her off. Theres quite a few women who would do that. She's also very strong, stronger than a few of her guy friends. However, in this little video here, it does look very bullshitty.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 if they were wonderwoman im pretty sure that could happened lol

  • @piratesweatydog: Yeah, lol. I guess it took humanity thousands and thousands of years up until here in recent times, to figure out that women are in reality, such "badasses". LOL!

  • @piratesweatydog: Yeah, apparently, our ancestors "didn't know shit" when they thought that they had to war with other tribes, nations, etc., to protect their homes from their enemies, and their women from getting raped by their enemies.

  • @piratesweatydog: If only our ancestors were as "enlightened" as people are today, they would have known that their women could've "protected themselves", and hell, they could've just unleashed their women to do the fighting instead of the men, being as they are so much stronger and tougher than men. LOL! And to all the dumbasses out there that are slow, note the sarcasm in my statements, morons. Lol.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 The women of Sparta were trained as warriors, they could easily take you down in a heart beat. Scarcasm or not you sound like a sexist bastard who needs to have a castration.

  • @Vash001: You obviously need to read up on some history, because NO THEY WEREN'T. THE MEN did the fighting in Sparta, they were taken from their mothers at age 7 to begin their military training that lasted into their adulthood. The Spartan physical education of girls included running and wrestling as well as discus and javelin throwing; however, it did not include training for combat. So don't insult me and give reference to things you don't know anything, or very little about. Good day to you.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 yeah, shes a soldier, just like going against females in the military now...bet they have no problem kicking a guys ass in reality when push comes to shove...

  • @falcon21386: They probably wouldn't mind doing it, whether they can or not is a different story, and if you're talking about the U.S. military, fucking please. The kinds of pussies this country is pumping out and putting into the military? What a laugh. Thank God for technology is all I can say, for without it, I dare say the U.S. military would get it's ass handed to them nowadays with all the liberal queer loving bullshit going on. Our military quit being hardcore in the late 80's early 90's.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 lol. that might be true from the males in the military...but if you think about it, guys are becoming bitches while the chicks are becoming butch psychos...ive seen several chicks serving in the military id hate to mess with...

  • @falcon21386: Eh, it's the times we live in I guess. It's politically correct indoctrination as well. A bunch of morons see a movie, a tv show, even a fucking commercial, and then they come away thinking that is the way it is, until they try that shit in reality with someone who doesn't play by any politically correct rules or laws, and then they get their ass kicked by reality. Lol. But yeah, there are SOME women out there who are bad ass, but not as many as movies/tv/commercials portray.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 So you're saying a woman could never over power a man huh? I know a woman who has been shot twice and lived and can take on myself and two other men who are twice her size and weight. Never underestimate anyone, be it man, woman, or child. Because with the right amount of training anyone can overpower you before you can wrap your head around it. Now do us all a favor and stop being a sexist asshole

  • @Vash001: I will say only this in this comment, and that is that OBVIOUSLY you didn't read ALL of my comments. Either that, or you OBVIOUSLY have selective reading/hearing. On the MAJORITY basis, men are stronger than women, and that is just a BIOLOGICAL fact. If you can't wrap YOUR head around THAT, I don't know what to tell you, but don't come insulting me for speaking the truth.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 while men are naturaly stronger and more incined towards combat (not to mention larger) with proper workouts and training women can and will beat up men its just not incredibly common

  • @lonewolfM16: Thank you very fucking much lonewolfm16, EXACTLY. That's what I've basically been trying to say, but some of these dickweeds just can't seem to grasp it. I guess those who can't must've failed reading comprehension class. I see that you get it though, as you basically said what I've been saying. Like for instance, I wouldn't want to fuck with a female kung fu master, or a male one either for that matter. Lol.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 i dident under stand any thing you said. :P

  • @bloodshot738: Lol.

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  • @CelticWarrior1971 your talking in big words i cant under stand.

  • @bloodshot738: Again, lol. Nice sarcasm though, I like a sarcastic sense of humor.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 what is humor?

  • @bloodshot738: Humor is a difficult concept... it is not logical.

  • @CelticWarrior1971

    It's all a matter of technique.

  • @CelticWarrior1971 Naw dude! Thats just fucken sexy as shit. I love a strong woman to beat me! its soo HOT!

  • @CelticWarrior1971

    Military women undergo rigrous amount of military just as much as men. Despite being specifically placed for certain operations, such as medics or tactical officers; there are women in the military that jump into the fray.

  • @HaloSpartan300: True, but women for the most part are weaker than men, and that is just a biological fact. Not being sexist, but rather scientific, and what I said here in this comment is a fact of biology. Perhaps this is why throughout time, men were the ones to fight and protect the women and children and settlements, because they were obviously better suited to do so.

  • @HaloSpartan300: They also didn't have the plastic reality created by "political correctness" to contend with either, but were governed by common sense, which was a plus, unlike today. People can see shit as plain as day, but just ignore it to suck up to "politically correct" bullshit. Oh well, I am glad I am not stupid is all I want to say right now in regards to that.

  • Okay, what is this? A movie? A tv show? Is the name of it Trenches?

  • Umm, retarded... how about some actual music next time?

  • WTF is this shit? it doesnt even make sense!

  • it wasnt that bad... people are wayyy to hard on this. its kinda cool.............kinda.

  • @Bric1022 im with you, its not that bad

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  • Okay fight scenes are not cool or intense if they're cut into half-second clips.

  • Well produced, but very generic.

  • @vleon1012 the only person I can think of like that is Yurek from Black hawk down lol

  • This is just stupid. I thought this was going to be neat and/or interesting...it wasn't at all.

  • weird al yankovik should make a parody of behind blue eyes called behind enemy lines

  • when the girl reached for the knife her hands werent tied, but she walks around as if she is handcuffed....

  • i knew from the moment I saw how clean his hair was after supposedly surviving a explosion that this series was going crash and burn, and I seriously hope it does.

  • this is retarted...wtf i thught itd be cool than there was a laser??? realy?wow

  • @TyB2424 blanks are expensives =p

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  • I don't see any trenches.

  • yet his hair was so neat

  • Wtf is up with their uniforms...

  • this sucks, plain and simple suck

  • thought this was ww1

  • what kind of pussy ass sniper rifles are those?

  • wtf

  • No asians?

  • @ShadowZezima 4:10 asian!!!!!!!!!!!

    well, maybe a native american or hawaiian or something like that.

  • i wasn't aware that the standard issue rifle during ww1 shot lasers

  • @jackson15williams yes, how do you think the russians won the war?

  • 0:20 dum, the guy has just survived an explosion & his hair is perfect?

  • @k77jones Lmao

  • I was looking for WWl!

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  • Horrible lighting

  • @Krewfull EXACTLY!

  • @Krewfull me too. ugh.

  • lets make out were enemies *sigh* "I stopped watching after that capture the girl crap"

  • @deleriousexile Lmao

  • why was it the medieval times mixed with the future? pretty retarded.

  • Wow, the guy reminds me so much of Zack from FFVII.

    .__.

    Maybe that's because they died in a similar way?

  • Was expecting WWI. C'mon! Wtf is this shit!?

  • i have to sit through a 30 second ad just to watch this video? well i guess by the time im done typing this it will be ready.

  • @Excalibur32 When ever one of those ads pops up just refresh the page. 9/10 ad wont be there anymore.

  • @lostpoet93 the refresh trick only works if it isn't a google ad.

  • looks cool is it a show on tv if it is were can i see it

  • what is this its pretty interesting though it should be a tv show or is it a tv show?

  • ok that black soldier at 2:20 sounds like sgt johnson in halo

  • @SilentRevolver25 haha he does

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  • The hand to hand would have been better if they had stayed zoomed out.

  • @Blockygraphics Well theres not too many types of characters for war movies, you've got the psychotic war junkies with the light machine gun usually, the hardened veteran who is pretty quiet but knows what he is doing, the tough black guy, the new guy who is afraid but is forced to overcome his fears after a pep talk from the veteran, the responsible guy and the new york accent one haha.

  • lmao couldnt have been more accurate

  • @laccrosseshane lmao thanks I watched pretty much every war movie

  • haha yeh. this is my first time seeing a vid from this series but it seems interesting. but so far with the way it looks and with the types of war characters (especially the tough black guy) this is reminding me of halo

  • @SemperFidelis0300 haha ya that pretty much covers it

  • @SemperFidelis0300 lol sounds like bf bad company

  • @elpueblano009 Actually bad company went off on a limb and made a bearded jewish medic machine gun guy which is wierd but at least it was original.

  • You msut have a sniper too :O

  • @SemperFidelis0300 wow just like u said it

  • @SemperFidelis0300 stock characters. Remember animal mother from FMJ? oh man that was a good one.

  • @helljumper1893 Oh yeah animal mother was a beast, but again one ot the typical characters you'd expect in a war movie. I forgot to mention the prick officer usually a Lieutenant with no combat experience that thinks he knows best. I hate those ones lol

  • @SemperFidelis0300 haha i thought i was the only person who noticed the generic characters in war movies

  • @SemperFidelis0300 oh and dont forget the dude thats sometimes there but not all the time with the country accent

  • @Gaven8 Haha yeah I missed that one. That is a pretty typical one, good call.

  • just shoot the bitch!

    this is war if shes willing to kill me I dont care if she is a woman

  • I can't believe I just wasted 5 minutes of my life watching this!!!!! Sorry man!!!!

  • The first episode is called FUBAR. If that helps.

  • LOL this is retarded

  • I like the movie called " Enemy at the gates"

  • @utopii6 Should've watched the First episode this is the second trust me doesnt explain much but it atleast tells you why he wakes up there...

  • Move the camera farther away and don't cut the fucking scenes every 1/4 of a second.  Terribly shot.

  • Wtf is this?

  • @Blockygraphics Its just as annoying when they keep changing the camera angle and flashing from one thing to another every split second unless its like a flashback or something

  • Same here, i though it was WW1, and if he's in the military why is his hair that long? no military lets you have long hair.

  • As soon as lazers started firing and it was official that this wasnt about WW1, I raged. What is this???

  • @LamentOfInnocence1 exactly what i thought

  • @LamentOfInnocence1 LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • @LamentOfInnocence1 A low-budget science fiction film.

  • this is good editing.