Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 23]

[TehSosoWorld]

"they call me SwiftKarateCock, cause I......can fuck your world! ....L0l

[stephybeastt]

"hey swifty, what's crackin'?" 'baby spines!' i say this now, & people give me the weirdest looks. & i don't explain it, so it makes it even more awkwardd.

ohmygosh, your character for True Blood. you sound like my cousin.

[reptile6190]

hey matt hows your day been? penis! LOL TO TEH MAX

[almostamazingamanda]

my name is swift karate cock .. lmao ! love that

[2nonblondesify]

if your day has been PENIS then would it be a hard day??? o.O?

[MrsChristoferIngle20]

Swifty For President<3

[AlexanderHeights94]

does this mean i have to be naked all the time now because im a dd? wait.....

[smallcox1]

he looks so high! lol

[GoldenPotterhead143]

Swiftkaratecock! cause i can fuck your world!

[jessie22331]

haha this is presadint brown

[mrarabgamer]

BOOM, skittle penis...uh ohXD.

[WillDrumForMoney]

LOLOLOLOLOL.

SWIFTKARATECOCK.

[kawaiikitty400]

SKITTLE PENISS!!!!!! HAHAHhahahaha tht was funny as hell!!

[MegaMysticPotato]

whats cracking??? BABY SPINES!! haha :P

[Sllepwiththesirens33]

Boom Skittle penis! uh-oh

[quona93]

Swift Karate COCK! ♥

[BreeBreeBrokenFreak]

who else new the skittle ? swifty was gonna say skittle penis XD

[braindamagedorange]

I had my mouth full of banana then swifty goes: "..they call me swiftkaratecock.."

Now I got banana all over my face and laptop.

YOU MADE ME BANANACUM! ORALLY!

[bisexualforever]

i have DDs i kinda dont think id wanna be naked all the time.. could you imagine how sunburned you could get? o.O plussss im fat no one wants to see a fat girl walking around naked

[Terminator0024]

0:00 now you can skip the add :)

[MaDhAtT3rMimi7]

When he said "Do you know what it's like to be beautiful.?" He reminded me of one of the unicorns from Charlie The Unicorn haha

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

@Letmegotowonderland lol, me either :D

[Sherubiiii]

@SkylarsTheName i want to like your comment, but 69 likes is just perfect and i don't want to destroy it :P

[1WWEandTNAfan]

True Blood Is An Awesome Show and Edward Has Nothing To do With True Blood Cuz He Is A Sparkling Fairy and in True Blood The Vampires Burn In The Sun NOT sparkle also Its called "The Fellowship Of The Sun" and they are "Soldiers Of The Sun"

[Worfelzarz]

@1WWEandTNAfan Lol vampirefagrage

[1WWEandTNAfan]

@Worfelzarz ok so i am i love with vampires ok i get annoyed easily and so when i get like bitchy and stuff i dont mean it, i am bipolar and yea

[Letmegotowonderland]

but im not comfortable naked ):

[latertateriluvlane]

BOOM Skittle penis!

[ChiCokesies]

why arent his new vids like this?

[MPSoccer200]

i would love Shane with me!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[KiZen0018]

swift where you at the apple store at the summit off 280?

[falloutgirl2312]

hey big sexy they call me swiftkaratecock!

[hellboybart]

Eyyyy! What's cracking? lawl >.<

[keepabreast24]

you keep that shit a secret.. a secret..

[valeriawthmoment]

U may act like Joe dirt but your still the sexiest beast in the world :)

[skilletchick666]

i love this guy so much!!!

[juvenileJILLIAN]

OMG!!! i LOVE the song playing in the background at the beginning. I'll Fly With you by Gigi D'agostino ftw! :)

[MrsMetalFreaaak]

"Hey baby, They call me swiftkaratecock"

I'm so going too use that pickup line. (Y)

Hilarious video dude.

[Sethwinz09]

" BOOM! SKITTLE-PENIS! uh oh. "

[PakoTheMonkeyMonster]

@4:00 u can get 1 @ hastings!! I have 1 nd thtz were i got mine

[falloutgirl2312]

swiftkaratecock LOL

[SummerBarkley18]

"Shane, why you always hoggin the covers?"

[Eveyschafer]

i got a huge gummy bear like that from dave and busters

[kevinRANTZ]

BROWN!!

[KelliBayless091507]

I LOOOVE YOU LOL AND THE SONG THAT IS PLAYING BEHIND THE VIDEO!

[KristiexKryptonite]

Lol, it's cool to be a fang banger if it's with Eric ;) drooooool

[oreolicious7]

yu never dance at the begining anymore :(

[fullbarrows8]

0:26

[thextremepowershow]

I don't remember this background track..

[AvioInsane]

what is this track in the background called??? omg its pure awesomeness!!

[vannacarter6]

Either way I'd be some sweet black guy XD

[sLATTERPRoDUCTIONS]

dude i love your videos!!i got a youtube account just so i could surscribe

[katluvur10]

Humpin' little vampires tryin' to get it on with Edward

[SkylarsTheName]

"Hey hows your day been?" "PENIS" I laughed at that so hard..

[EXHellfire]

Yeah I know I wanna get it Dx

[Xprincess0paralyzeX]

chinese people are brown!

but kinda yellow..

[lovingmarshmellows]

wut did he look like when he was 13 i mean how could that no be adorable. i think he might have had kinda chubbey cheeks that would be so cute on him aaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[meagymonster]

penis

[PhiPhiSpiderMonkey]

Africans are BROWN! Mexicans are BROWN! Chinese are BROWN..but kinda Yellow! White people..that are tan...are BROWN! Matt's last name is BROWN!!! LOL :D

[Helloilization]

@PhiPhiSpiderMonkey lol

[iswim1457]

haha freaking love the Shane Dawson one!! XD

[DancingBlades]

What do you have in your lap that you keep tapping on? It sounds wooden like a guitar maybe. But what is it?

[xMyMusikk]

@DancingBlades

it IS wood. :D

[keally1234]

lolololol i keep tihnking he says " ass swifty" instead of ask

[AlexEvanslvr666]

dude ur goin 2 hell 4 all ur dead baby jokes XD

[xrosexannxishx]

BOOM skittle penis!

[8r38r3]

my friend got me your shirt:D

[holycrapitstowlie]

Looks like my sister would always be naked. *Shivers.*

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@holycrapitstowlie You again? ...Well, uh... I'm single currently so.... can I have her #? =D

[holycrapitstowlie]

@VHTLtdDimarzio If your into 20 year olds with extreme arm acne, then yes. Just don't make too much noise in bed, our rooms are right next to each other.

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@holycrapitstowlie Maybe I'll buy her some proactiv for her arm acne. But I can't guarantee I'll be quiet.

[holycrapitstowlie]

@VHTLtdDimarzio Then don't be surprised if I come in pissed, just like last time...

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@holycrapitstowlie Lmao

[unknownsb4]

"uh this is president brown" i laughed so hard at that because of the brown jokes before that.... then I remembered that that is his name :L

[99emobunnies]

@unknownsb4 i did the same thing!

[MyKurohime]

Vampires live longer so HAAAAA

[MyKurohime]

Shane dawson AND Swifty? AWESOME

[KaylawTV]

@andreaxxreptar I'm a virgin and I love this video lol

[AllXforXEchelonX]

omg the little guy in the straight jacket lookslike Ryuzaki from Death Note!!!!!!

[10stormie]

BOOM SKITTLES PENIS!

[teamlucasfred]

oh i probabbly shouldn't lick that.

[MissCandyCool]

I should wear this shirt at school.

[DancergurlCSDA101]

BOOM SKITTLE PENIS!

[theocarinanoob]

ahh creepy music

[3iznek]

SWIFT KARATE COCK!

[XxShAuN23Xx]

Matt, i love you.... but please... why michael no being mean..... ha

[chelseaasweek]

i have a gummy bear like that, it was full of jelly beans :D. it was from the farm shop in somerset {england:L}.

[AxialViewGuitar2]

NOT GAY! :')

[MsAwsomelyawsome]

lol fangbangers :D

[icko125]

124 plp are BROWN XD 

[takkurwa]

"Shane why are you always hoggin the covers dude...Im gonna go cook up breakfast!" LOL

[MatthewAClark7]

you-all have a good'n now!

[thejosh51720]

The best part of this is 1:05 to 1:06

[thegamerzadvocate006]

i get giant gummy bears exactly like that at my dave-n-busters! :D

[KanterYorLony]

"all wemon with DD brests have to be naked...thank you"

shit there go my rights of wearing clothes -.-

[echothechipette1]

i want that t-shirt so bad but my mum doesn't let me buy stuff over the internet :'( it sux shit oh well i can still envy ur awesome t-shirts n stuff ^^

[crazyperson1093]

Q: hey matt! how has your day been.

A: PENIS!

god i love it!

[oOdarkdoughterOo]

sounds like he says ass swifty

[andreaxxreptar]

124 virgins disliked this video.

[Myndi929]

i guess i'd have to be naked......

[aisutetei]

4:00 I have a gummy bear like that... =D

[cooleogirl97]

*boom* Skittle Penis!

[thedarkness60]

"I woke up and my finger stink and my butt hurts" Rofl!! hilarious that's so fucking funny oh my god!! i laughed so hard!! xDD!

[MiaLove214]

whats this song at the beginning?

[ExplosivexxGir]

Hey hows your day been..... Penis

[VideoGameMaster56]

Skippy Shorts rip-off. :(

[KidsInTheirLatex]

i<3333 swifty hes FUCKING awesome.

[viashix]

Dude, u gotta get a Thing with hot topic for yer t shirts

[aliham123]

i lovee youu!

[kiyradonnelly]

"what's crackin'?"

"baby's spines!"

[bananarifle]

I think I've got that gummy bear....

[Shanianikkole37]

so were all the same color!

[MasterbationMaura]

haha right before u said "im absolutely amazing" i said "omgosh this is absolutely amazing ahha" the u said that and im like woahhh:)

[mcMirandaCosgrovemc]

edward and bill are sexii!!

[falloutgrl9087]

ur eyes look like blueberrieas!!!!!!CAN I HAVE THEM!??!!!

[bloodydeath41]

true blood and BILL COMPTEN fUgGiN RuLz!1!1!

[paperclips628]

man his eyes are amzing!!!!!!

[ZombieDragon117]

"Whats cracking?" "Babies' spines!"

XD caught me off gaurd, died of laughter, when to store to get a new life.

[squeeky95]

You sounded very manly after episode 22. :D

[onoeznisa1]

-ENJOY!-

[nicole2815]

O: you would NOT kill my husbanddd! Ehh,too bad godricks dead xP that was my husbanddd[well my first onee]

[iNeverShoutNancy]

Dear Swifty Today I Woke Up and My butt Hurt And i Had a Smelly finger What Do i do?

XD a good one!

[EmmaTholomewPlace]

this is going to be extremely weird..but i love how do you pronouce vagina *-* ..and i'm a girl tho..

[Pixiliciousprincess]

I lubb bill compton hes sexy

[AwesomnessCrew]

what if fat ladies with double d's.... never mind..... :-|

[kbug103]

ily!

[JoanaRBAB]

I love that song! "I'll Fly with you"

[coriline7]

hahahaha the baby thing is always hilarious XD

[sweetheartx19]

2:20 Hahaha i have double d's :D

[AsIWearsPrada]

Your camera seemed outta focus. Bothered me a bit. :/

I miss your videos...

[DeStInYw42659]

dude, whats up with you and killing babies.? your halarious, but thats kinda weird.

btw...SKITTLE PENIS!

[MetallicaSkater4]

Hey big sexy.They call me Swift Karate Cock......... Cuz i can fuck ur world.

[ThePetewentzaddict]

yeahh. so in your into. you look like you are about to throw up. im just sayin'

[vampirelover54]

skittledick. xD

[XxMriownyouxX]

Haha my fav part is "if your had a stripper name what would it be?" "Hey sexy my they call me swiftkaratecock!" aahhahhaa i love it

[toxicvalentine97]

lol this video is funny :)

[LivandJew]

Skittle Dick!

hahaah(:

[LivandJew]

He sounds like Joe Dirt at times, then Adam Sandler.. it's intense!

[bmc241]

any vampier movie or show shuold not exist im ok with the books

[sickmoocow22]

@bmc241 what about blade? thats one badass series!

[bmc241]

@sickmoocow22 u got me their

[vampiregirl347]

swiftkaratecock!! XD

[Twiggy265]

@iLoveTaylorKitsch

omg I love True Blood XD

HIGH FIVE :D

[iLoveTaylorKitsch]

True Blood is 100000000000000000000x better the twilight!

[MetallicaSkater4]

@iLoveTaylorKitsch

AGREED!

[chchchchchchch100]

Why are you so gay , how about answering that fuckin question biotch .

[lexiLaLa11]

@chchchchchchch100 why are you such a donkey dick ? O.o

[wombo912]

dude...ur kinda crazy

[TakingBackEternity]

come suck my skittle stick...... haha

[TakingBackEternity]

you dont wanna know what we would do if we found shane dawson in the bed next to us naked.....

[cheeseface97]

I luhhv your eyes in this one !!! :) <333

[xXSilverJXx]

I dont wanna b naked.. :(

[TokioHotelFreakLove]

You would make an AWSOME Bill Compton

[edtheninja]

What's Cracking?

BABIES SPINES MUWAHAAHA

[thegamerzadvocate006]

@edtheninja "...whoa." xD

[littlecreamsodababy]

@edtheninja this is how i say hi to all my friends now

[TeamSwitzerlandGirl]

How many times did he say 'brown' in this video?? Seriously... 5 or 6

[samanthasean]

ihav a green gummy baer like that but its cooler then you r hahahahahahahha

[brennaandcompany]

hehhehe swiftkaratecock

[GameProsProductions]

you look gay and seem weird as fuck idk why people like you lol so weird

[armstrong4you14]

He he good times

[Sparkledd]

I ate that gummi bear. My friend is now nicknamed gummi bear.

[welikesports1000]

Swifty your goin to hell. :P

[rebelangel0987]

"hey big sexy they call me swiftkaratecock because I can fuck your world". That was kind of wierd but funny at the same time

[plaidsbff666]

hahaha...that part when he was like, "Do you know what it's like to be beautiful?" he sounds like Adam Sandler

[Gangstaforever23]

LMAO! "You dont tell anybody...u keep that shit a a secret"

[AnimePyoko456]

All Double D breasted women have to be naked? I don't wanna be naked!!! D;

[XxtheafterlifexX]

They call me SWIFTKARATECOCK<3

[robynmaureenjeanette]

LOL african people are BROWN, mexicans are BROWN, chinese people are BROWN - but kind of yellow, and white people..that are tanned, are BROWN.

[rfmsheart]

hey im here to kill FANGBAGERS

[Mussepigenxd]

I like your char in true blood xD

[iLoveTaylorKitsch]

True blood is the best! XD

[minnette93]

@iLoveTaylorKitsch Yeah! I love true blood!!!

[AllyWulf]

0:54 - 1:07 "Shane, y r u always hogging the covers dude? *sigh*" xDDDD

[biancaboo123]

you have the most prettiest eyes i have ever seen!

[232juggalo]

i love the movie joe dirt

[furuba898]

"Because this *moves hands around face* is the money maker. And without this my face would perfusely  bleed a lot."