Vampire Prevention Win

[bthunder75]

@kfamous999

im black and I eat garlic. Hows that gunna keep me out?

[TheeGavinator]

i love how he said again:)

[fast9893]

LMFAO.

[moopy141]

theres a vampire cult in springfield, no fake

[AkiiraApollo]

Visit this town if you want to avoid Twilight

[mxcvids]

this guy is messed up from vietnam.

[USMCrecruitOORAH]

nobody sees the underlining issue that their government is spending thousands of tax payer dollars to remove plants??????who are the plants harming?? Yes we finally have evidence that the government are vampires!

[thedoors919]

that old man argues like a good christian

[LegionnaireEtrangere]

This isn't funny Vampires converted my brother and wrecked my house! No... Wait, that was the Lost Boys, nevermind.

[AnimeGirl5445]

*FACEPALM* shit like this makes me ashamed to be white

[pizzapr2001]

I totally made a remix out of it with the number keys! Try it out! XD

[TheNightsMoon]

He said that just as a joke probably, and it worked....

He kept a straight face xD

[KalKal27]

i think he forgot to take his meds

[ScoTTishN1NJA]

guess the councilman is team jacob????

[Dissimulatex]

Turns on CC:

"These plants protecting relief. Plants are protecting the civilian if we take them out when they have empires and here again."

[Longlifeee]

you:

-read comments first.

-then video.

[masterathedark]

Do you see any vampires around that town? NO. It clearly works.

[RiloTeam]

Press 5 and make remix of it! ;)

[RiloTeam]

He should just admit his racces...

[RuiGomes43]

You want to keep Vampires out of town?

Now Werewolves will have to eat you dumbass

[Terra1311]

tens of thousands of dollars?

how much fucking money does it take to get a spade and dig them out jesus.

[squall412]

vampires? he should be worried about the zombies!!!!

[varaspk]

-Do you see that?, this is the stone of immortality!!

-What!?!?! how can i believe you??

-Do you see me dead?

-I give you 500 bucks!!!

[StormTrooper921]

That guys either Senile or Insane

[OoBrokenxHeartoO]

@StormTrooper921 Or incredibly stupid!!

[iwannabepresident]

why worry they'll just date your emo daughter and then have some WTF relationship with a werewolf and then be all like EDWARD! no wait JACOB! wait...WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY I LIKE JACOB IM ENGAGED TO EDWARD! but i like Ja-no wait i like ed- screw it i'm gonna stare through my window for the next year.

[SixBark]

Fact-They filmed the movie twilight there.

[justinlaboy]

hey, you'll never know. ever see "Lost Boys"?

[Pie4Pigs]

wow...

I remember seeing this on the news >_>

[cheezzebrgrzombie]

hey i would to it anything to keep twilight away from me 

[ThePooh0987]

why worry about vampires? they arent even threatening anymore.

[Shr00b]

Call Simon Belmont!

[Jakeanatorable]

lol press ten

[theoneandonlymrthc]

@Jakeanatorable son of a bitch

[Jakeanatorable]

@theoneandonlymrthc :D

[140jeff15834]

Well shit, you can't argue with the fact that as soon as garlic was put in, there were no vampires.

[imascatmanworld]

the word, vampire, every unoriginal stupid comment TWILIGHT FUUAUUFGHGH *foam out mouth*

[Migas128]

i saw the cullen's family walking right there last week

[fear4maplesea]

2011 Priest LOL

[shabs124]

Whats he on about? Edward is busy protecting Bella.... I swear some people don't pay any attention

[sfaroha]

TWILIGHT IS REAL???

HOLLY SHIT

[OoBrokenxHeartoO]

@sfaroha Yes and it sucks -_-''

[GMENOOIO]

i dont see whats so funny about this. this is a serious issue

[jessicarh87]

Hey you never know man..he looks like he's been to nam.. I trust him completely lol

[DrunkenMidget90]

I KNEW IT ! 

[rangerx192]

Blame all of this crap on that twilight movie. smh lol

[DragonsDeathblow]

It's clearly a win, he could say that on TV without laughing his ass off.

[foof811]

See, the Onion is real because a story like this was on a news station.

[lllmrsdarcy4everlll]

He lives in Bon Temps

[Moviewxpert]

You can't see past your ignorance, but that doesn't mean it's not there.

[AlternativeTaco]

wtf i live in lawndale ima pass near the old hag place with a vampire custome

[ukLeeham720]

What city was this?

[SmLanyy]

@ukLeeham720 Lawndale, California

[ukLeeham720]

@SmLanyy Thanks

[lansingmanor]

God bless that man.

[DaNamesScruffy]

He live in Fork's

[FACTORYmonster]

Emo's?? Lol

[igamerburnu]

HAHA

[Eater65]

Again...?

[xenux123]

Ohh so that's why Blade and the gang left that town..

[Funnyshoes321]

no twilight fans in that town :D

[papantlaflyer68]

WELCOME TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE MUHAHAHA !!......SOMEWHWERE BETWEEN TRANSILVANIA AND FALFURRIAS , TEXAS I GUESS !!

[rodec5]

i think that city has it own blade or there own buffy

[410sky]

i wonder if they took them out.....



[kfamous999]

weird way 2 say u dont like black people

[OMGitsTerasu]

@kfamous999 lmfao

[kingkaiserish]

wait what type of vampire cuz u got ur regular ones or the sparkly gay ones

[ForgotteMemories101]

where is this? lol eastern europe o.0? lol

[iluvgum137]

hahaha this guy is awesome you gotta admit

[xXRSMLovesMJJ1958Xx]

Somebody took Twilight to seriously........

[Mahthan]

lol hes the greatest troll of all time

[herb414]

@Mahthan not as good as remi gaillard, look him up, you WILL NOT be disapointed.

[chrisig0]

wait... AGAIN? LOL

[Smellmenoweww]

Sounds like somebody saw the movie twilight.

[Acceptable76]

LOL

[NeonEquinox]

Well atleast he had a reason.. :D

[jokie317]

Guess this guy's not a fan of Twilight.

[theawesomedude92]

I'm part vampire, really

[10Robob]

The funny thing is technically he is right.

[pandadardar]

lol I couldn't tell whether that was taken from the Onion news or not

[CrazyRsQuester]

Adam West must be the mayor of this town.

[mwilson14]

@CrazyRsQuester

Ha! Soon there will be a giant gold statue of the Honey Smacks Frog.

[CrazyRsQuester]

@mwilson14

Smack smack sugar smack, gimme a smack and I'll smack yah back.

[xxautubaccxx]

this guy should be president!

[crazyllama1204]

i love how serious the guy was when he said "these plants are protecting you..."

[SuperGonxa]

i think that grampa is watching a lot of twillight

[shart96]

@SuperGonxa or Friday by Rebeca Black hahaha xD

[TalulahsDaddy]

GREAT sense of humor !

[MisterKronicS]

lol i think he was just joking

[jehovahuponyou]

THEY NEED TO MKE THAT GUY MAYOR!

[Nederlander1995]

Natural selection at it's worst

[bootysweat602]

i want wat hes smoking xD

[C4LXD]

What a guy! There should be more people like him in the world x'D

[Trance1972]

Looks like the only vampires in that city are the ones in the city council who keep bleeding the taxpayers dry

[radioface]

thats how crappy scary movies begin

[torilee28]

"Not a solitary vampire..." hehehehe, his demeanor is so serious; for a second there you wonder if you're the crazy one!

[GaijinPrincess]

@torilee28 agreed

[OhShitDidHeDie]

Professional troll?

[sapphireglow03]

LOL this guy just made my day!!

[lu1scantu]

plants vs vampires?

[FreakingTacoMan97]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

[tiito5420]

WHATS WITH THE 0,0001 SECOND COMMENT???

[Ferrari1296]

I live in LA and when they did the interview live he WAS joking, so calm down guys

[mattbru2]

hopefully he was kidding

[wantedwanted21]

who canged hes pills ?

[mmmmm9872345]

AGAIN, LOL

[ericbombardier]

I guess it'S time for that comment I've been keeping for the last few years... Ahem... "WTF?"

[rocksnroll1]

I guess hes not a twilight fan....

[BlinkFifteyTwoMc]

loooooooool i want some of he has

[mikethemikeful]

It's not like the old days. Where we never had plans like this, We only had Stakes...

[OneFoolShow]

yeah, coz' they'll kill us with their shiny skin... :)

[23sluggo]

Oh great...now we can kiss True Blood goodbye.

[MegaOllie4]

I'm gonna put this out here, this is the third evening in a row that I hit my head against the fucking lamp.. Glad I don't have a video camera in my room 'O-O

[dragonsbreath223]

"if we take them out we may have vampires AGAIN" XD

[Acceptable76]

hahahahahaha

[achilleskid820]

Vampire Prevention Win?? More like Sanity Fail

[rajvosasarajevo]

@JazavacShumski MAJKU TI VLASKU KURVU OPET JEBEM RASTURENU ZAR NRVIDIS SVE OVOLIKE DZAMIJE TE DA SE JAVLJAM IZ TEHERANA ISLAMSKO-MUSLIMANSKOG GRADA DRZAVE STAVI SVOJ PROFIL SRPSKA KUKAVICE SAMO SE ZNATE KRITI POKAZI SE DA VIDIMO KOLIKO SI JAK GNJIDO VLASKA PISAM TI SE U USTA MRS U malu SRBIJICU HHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEH

[JazavacShumski]

@rajvosasarajevo Vlasku??? Pa ti si pravi amerikanac/balija..Veze nemas sa istorijom i geografijom..Kakve veze Srbi imaju sa Vlasima..??? A bosnjaci su 100% Srbi samo poturceni...xDDD 

[JazavacShumski]

@rajvosasarajevo To da ti se nije desilo lojavce..Pljujes na svoj narod..

[JazavacShumski]

wow..kupio si kombi ;)))

[hoh8511no]

It's true! Garlic can protect us from vampires. :D

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Problem reporter?

[TheAxis456]

that's the only good thing about being old. you can fuck with people and make them think you're crazy and it doesn't matter

[rajvosasarajevo]

@JazavacShumski JEBEM TI SVE MRTVE U GROBU POGODIM TI MOJOM BOSNJACKOM KURCINOM MAJKINU I SESTRINU TI PIZDURINU RASTURENU SMRADU JEDAN MADA SI NASTAO OD BRACE TURAKA SEREM TI SE NA KRST TRI PRSTA I SAV NAROD NEBESKI A NIGDJE KRILA FUJJ SVE TI MRTVE PREKRSTENE IZJEBEM KARA-VLAHU KOJI SI NASTAO OD VRUCE TURSKE SPERME KOSOVO SANDZAK I BOSNA ZIVIOOOO OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHEHEHEHHEHHEHEEHHEHHEHEHEHE PICKO VLASKA KUKAVICKA GDJE CES PROTIV AMERIKE GBNJIDO USRANA HEHHEHEHHHEHHEHHEHHHEHEEHEHEEH­HEHHHHHHHH

[JazavacShumski]

@rajvosasarajevo Da nije Mladica ti nikad sveta nebi vido..Kazi Hvala..Cika Ratko! Tako je balijo...Tako..Zahvali.Ko i shipci..svi kucaju iz pizde materine..Ajde poturice..Kazi Čačak ČAČAK..Ne ćaćak ČAČAK :)))

[JazavacShumski]

@rajvosasarajevo Naso si me balijo???

[imuramster3456]

Im gonna move here so I wont find any of those twilight vampire fangirls around...

[DaFleegsta]

i wish he was my grandpa

[TheHcomment]

don't worry blade will save u...oh wait.

[nikola23gr]

You want to believe or not but the vampires are Real

[Link123941]

its funny cause it's true lmfao

[SroSupernatural]

we may have Vampires here AGAIN

[hazza3]

...Yes, Thousands of dollars to remove plants is important news. Much more important than finding ways of keeping Vampires away.

[8skater2]

lol 30 days of night

[dxmoe]

680 + people are vampires... 

[MargerineWalk]

LMFAOOOOO I LOLED SO HARD

[Battfro]

0:28 You really can't fault his logic.

[MidnightGrunt]

Thumbs if you see more than one thing you wanna watch in the related videos box so you watch one and then go back to this video to go to the other.

[youmayneverknow100]

fail...Garlic doesn't affect vampires!!!muahahaha!( thats just in the movies they die or whatever they say)

[CrunchCru]

whats trolling?

[Martyr12100]

@CrunchCru like saying or doing something that`s just a waste of time i guess.it`s hard to define

[Masterpivot292]

LMFAO, RL trolling.

[xMissHello]

what is this? twilight? ._.

[rocketship1012]

how would it cost "tens of thousands of dollars" to remove a few garlic plants?

[lollalot]

Since when is this the Onion News Network?

[JVS312]

Frist of all why the fuck... i understand news reporters in small towns have nothing to report about but come on... a town is debating on removing garlic? Second lol on the real life troller

[iArashi1]

its true i cant pass there

[theicechinchilla]

I my day we didn't have garlic you had to use a good ol fashion wooden steak to get rid of em blood suckin vermins

[HellsSkulkers]

oh they get garlic, but we can't get a silver damned slug!? the hell is that!

[Falcondick69]

the whole town is werewolves and they dont want the vampires back!

[wgeorgiou]

This reminds me of Homer Simpson's 'Bear Patrol' lol

[TheChrxnic]

you fukked up again old man !!!!

[Daghead]

Hold 3

[Jfrute]

...again? 

[icepack7]

this is both funny and sad because i live in this area -__-

[younoob214a]

AGAIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN?

[iamahermit]

@younoob214a haha that's what I was thinking

[TheAndrewj96]

LOL. Troll all you want, old man, but you'll never become as big of a troll as Harold Camping.

[rooster5man]

@TheAndrewj96 Oh, that's for sure.

[VLADN9]

He plays Video Games to much :D

[natur96]

Trolls on the prowl...

[loopstheloop]

@KlarkOverlord sense of humour fail... mong

[HoracioSharpNSHS]

Haha lol

[Laromanecc]

Americans...

[LordNazgulKing]

@Laromanecc They're hilarious.

[Laromanecc]

@LordNazgulKing I agree haha.

[somebloody671]

i think this guy watches supernatural too much

[dannielpreto]

The question is can you take the risk? Yeah no vampires so far, however, what if we take them off? Will they then come back? See I can't take that risk but I don't know about you...

[lamborghinimonster33]

someone's a Twilight fan

[PaulAll1313]

haha that was great



[rapoozi]

nobody wins a youtube argument, all YT arguments are fucking dumbasses trying to prove some dumb fuck point, grow up dipshits

[andrewplayspiano1]

@KlarkOverlord lolololol yessss



[lamzor100]

ahahaha lololol

[GunFreak64]

Damn strait I hate vampires, Wolfman 4 Life!!  FAF!!

[PantAELas3]

America's IQ in 40 seconds!

[ObliviuxProductions]

@PantAELas3

Higher than yours perhaps?

[cocopuffs1231]

@PantAELas3 KISS MY ASS

[JJAB91]

@PantAELas3 You realize he is joking right?

[PantAELas3]

@JJAB91 Yeah. I said America's IQ in 40 seconds because the reporter believed him. >.>

[Goobler402]

I could sense the old guy was trying not to laugh.